💬〡general-off-topic

[teal dragon]

Rent a boyfriend when

[keen star]

i am more on the romatic anime where on last episode the protagonist kiss for first time type of guy

[spiral cloud]

guy is begging me to stop attacking

[grim edge]

how much do u cost

[mossy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/lel-teeth-man-laugh-gif-24159653

[fiery beacon]

same

[keen star]

did you see "angel next doors spoils me rotten"?

[upbeat viper]

but no ligo

[grim edge]

Okay, but what about the anime about screaming to each other and they won cash? I never heard of sht like that

[fiery beacon]

no but I have heard of it

[keen star]

i was just thinking what the gabling anime looked like

[mellow jay]

ligo sounds weird

[mossy vector]

✔️

[keen star]

its really good you should check it out. its on 9-anime

[spiral cloud]

try books

[fiery beacon]

sick, I'll do it after I finish all 300 animes my friends roped me into watching

[keen star]

wattpat better (never been there and this a joke)

[grim edge]

Oh, so it doesn't actually exist. That's good to know

[keen star]

oh sad

[mossy vector]

[keen star]

it exists. its on netflix

[mossy vector]

[grim edge]

What's it's name?

[mossy vector]

Ok

[keen star]

idk have to check it

[tawny olive]

Who thinks rhey can find the answer to this

[grim edge]

The

[fiery beacon]

I have so much to watch (and read) and so little time to do so (I have plenty of time I just waste it doing this, although anime and manga aren't much more productive

[mossy vector]

Huh

It's difficult

[keen star]

go watch something you want not something you were roped into

[fiery beacon]

yeah but I enjoy all of them

[keen star]

kakegurui is the anime

[keen star]

did you see toradora already?

[mossy vector]

Watch one piece guys

[frigid compass]

kg8# ez

[tawny olive]

Ik i wasnt able to Silve this so im seeing if anyone else can

[grim edge]

Bro, that's the gambling anime I mentioned

[keen star]

too long

[fiery beacon]

obviously

[mossy vector]

Ok

[tawny olive]

No

[keen star]

yea thats what i meant i even said its that what i meant

[frigid compass]

LOL

[tawny olive]

Black to move

[mossy vector]

Oh my god I think he found it

Oh no

[keen star]

great choice. loved that anime. the angel next doors spoils me rotten its pretty much the same but instead of tsundare its a nice girl

[grim edge]

They're not screaming to each other... Maybe a little

[fiery beacon]

that literally improves it tenfold lol

[teal dragon]

I can only see Be4 to win material

[keen star]

i watch 5 mins of the first episode and they talked about cutting fingers so idk

[fiery beacon]

taiga was annoying af especially at the end

[keen star]

yea taiga being tsundare was cute af

[grim edge]

Hahaha, it was a fun anime where they gamble their lifesaving so. It is what it is

[fiery beacon]

still a good show most of the way through

[tawny olive]

Nice u Got it

[frigid compass]

Be4

[grim edge]

Isn't that just simple fork?

[frigid compass]

i got it W

[keen star]

make sense

[fiery beacon]

I thought the male characters looked similar when I saw it tbh

[pliant pike]

gambling anime? Watch Kaiji

https://tenor.com/view/gyakkyou-burai-kaiji-kaiji-itou-kaiji-dice-game-gif-19167788

[keen star]

so yea really go watch the angel next doors spoils me rotten. you will like it a lot if you liked toradora but hated taiga

[fiery beacon]

deal

[frigid compass]

who watchs anime in 2023 fr

[keen star]

anyone who wasn't poser when it was cool to watch it in 2020

[grim edge]

Surprisingly alot

[pliant pike]

all the weebs are typing

[frigid compass]

LOL

[keen star]

that means you are one of us

[pliant pike]

(me included)

[fiery beacon]

very real

[keen star]

LMAO

[mossy vector]

[keen star]

or if you are more of a fighting anime guy Baki and the other baki anime where he is in prison are good af too. both on netflix too

[mossy vector]

[fiery beacon]

man I started because my friends were always talking about anime and I was like "huh I wonder what that's about" so I watched death note because it was on netflix and it looked cool. ever since then I have become a no life

[mossy vector]

I use emoji for pleasant

[rose thunder]

dammit

[mossy vector]

Ey why you delete

[keen star]

death note is the best anime to start on (glad you didn't start on my hero academia [you would be in terrible fandom of a not that bad anime])

[mossy vector]

[rose thunder]

fine, I shall post a skull and then leave.

[mossy vector]

Ok

[rose thunder]

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[mossy vector]

Post

[mossy vector]

He's so cute

[keen star]

fr fr

[mossy vector]

Pls buy this for me

[keen star]

hope you won't eat him

[mossy vector]

I'll me return in the future

[fiery beacon]

I pledged never to watch one of those anime ever, not because I have a disdain for the anime themselves, but because I never want to interact with anyone who watches that stuff

[mossy vector]

No

He's so cute

[clear sequoia]

Why does it look wrong? Actually a very reasonable position, and the board is oriented correctly.
Not grandmaster play but I can envision many games ending this way.

[mossy vector]

[keen star]

to be honest the anime it self is okey (if you can ignore medoria or wtf is dekus real name its great anime) but the fandom is terrible literally people shipping characters that hate each other the most in the weirdest ways possible

[fallen storm]

bro wants me to be worse, why did this get in my recs?

[mossy vector]

Em

[keen star]

youtube thinks you ain't that good

[nimble niche]

i definitely want to get to 1500 and get banned for sandbagging

[mossy vector]

Ha

[fallen storm]

true true true

[mossy vector]

Ok

Okie

Me

[keen star]

i would get banned for cheating bcs i would get from 500 to 1500

[grim edge]

omg a baguette?

[mossy vector]

It's now you know

[mossy vector]

[nimble niche]

imagine not getting banned for sandbagging

[mossy vector]

Em

[nimble niche]

180|180 is the best tc, change my mind

[grim edge]

fr

[sinful swan]

is it possible to get the move confirmation (like in daily games) to the timed games? especially playing with phone its so easy to put the damn piece in the wrong square...

[grim edge]

@grim edge let's Blitz King's Gambit Muzio

[bright glade]

what

[clear sequoia]

Nope, unfortunately not. Feel free to submit a request (in the bottom left of the site on PC), if enough people request it, it may be added.

[fiery beacon]

you don't my man

[rough python]

Move Confirmation Would Be Heavenly For People Who Miss All The Time

[bright glade]

#1040028251965358121 #💬〡improvement-talk #1039982616159465595

thats how u untrash at chess

learn from your mistakes and read #1040028251965358121

[sinful swan]

@clear sequoia alright, submitted a request at least 🙂

[rough python]

I Requested it On The Site

[nimble niche]

i always have draw and resign confirmations on but i wouldn't use the move confirmation if it was on live chess

[clear sequoia]

You can't even set 180+180 on chess.com. It's also at the limit what FIDE allows for games per day.
90+30, or as many people play, 100+30 / 120+30 / 150+30 (maybe with extra time after move 40 & 60) is a much nicer format.

[clear sequoia]

Yeah I'd assume that would become automatic habit pretty quickly.

[bright glade]

i think 180/180 is on lichess

idk not sure im not dedicated enough to chess to find out

[nimble niche]

180|180 is the highest possible tc on lichess

either 0|1 or 1/4|0 is the lowest

[bright glade]

0+1 is funny

[nimble niche]

0|1 just means 3 seconds plus 1 second per move

[bright glade]

yes

[nimble niche]

unfortunately 0|0 isn't available

realistically nobody uses 0|1

[clear sequoia]

0+1 is just normal bullet once you're getting used to it, no?

[mellow jay]

bro saw everything

[bright glade]

its more stressful in the start if you get surprised and cant spend any time on a move

[mellow jay]

what is this lmao (i lost)

[teal dragon]

How did dinosaurs exist 200 million years ago when the earth is only 2023

[bright glade]

how did you lose that you're completely winning

[mellow jay]

was*

[teal dragon]

Its literally zugswang for black

[bright glade]

are*

[mellow jay]

i did blunders

[bright glade]

that position is completely winning for white

[mellow jay]

were*

[nimble niche]

both white and black's captured pieces are on their own sides when the person taking the piece normally puts it on their side

[mellow jay]

ikr smh 💀

[teal dragon]

Damn what he do

[clear sequoia]

With 6:50 on the clock, I have no idea how you would even start to lose this game.

[nimble niche]

white's pieces are on white's right hand side for some reason

[bright glade]

im talking about that specific position

[nimble niche]

black's pieces are on black's right hand side

[teal dragon]

Free my man jesus he aint done nothing wrong

[nimble niche]

wait no am i just blind?

[mellow jay]

no the closer one is white side, black takes with right hand and put it on her right side?

[nimble niche]

i confused the white pieces for the black ones somehow

[mellow jay]

pov you play white

[clear sequoia]

Um, no? We're playing with white (our king is on h1) and have captured black pieces.
The girl who just checkmated us with Qg2# is playing with the black pieces, and captured white pieces.

[mellow jay]

yes

idk bro get confused af

[nimble niche]

it seems like they made sure nothing was wrong

[mellow jay]

blunders.

[teal dragon]

Smash

[bright glade]

how tho?? you win the black pawns by force, blacck cant do anything to stop you

[nimble niche]

those must've been some pretty big blunders

[bright glade]

black literally cannot stop you from winning the pawns and making a queen

[mellow jay]

watch what i did there, you will be absolutely mad

[nimble niche]

I would rather not

[teal dragon]

Rip 🙏 🙏

[bright glade]

you moved your pawn instead of your king? or what? send the game

[clear sequoia]

ah, I see, found the game: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83927395717

[clear sequoia]

yeah they played c3?? next move. Lesson learned: In pawn endgames, the king must go in front of the pawn, ideally two squares in front.

[teal dragon]

Oh well tomorrow is a new day. new day, new game, new blunders

[bright glade]

oh wow you were clueless in that pawn endgame..

absolutely no excuse to not calculata the entire endgame with so much time tbh

[grim edge]

Chicken is the best meat change my mind

[nimble niche]

learn your king+pawn endgames

[mellow jay]

i suck at king pawn endgames

its my biggest weakness

[frigid skiff]

apparently joining the military has some insane benefits

[bright glade]

why? you literally just calculate

[grim edge]

U didnt know?

[mellow jay]

skull emoji

[bright glade]

thats all there is to king pawn endgames

[fiery beacon]

what

[frigid skiff]

i did know they were just crazier than i thought

[nimble niche]

the most common endgames are king+pawn and king+rook+pawn endgames, learn those two and you'll improve quite a bit

[teal dragon]

Ah yes PTSD from the age of 25

[bright glade]

you just think "i go here, he goes there, then i do this" and repeat that for 10 more moves

[gloomy vector]

You love to see it

[mellow jay]

i knew i had to take the pawn and after 1 second i forgot

[fiery beacon]

I'm bad at chess but like I know "king eat pawns, good"

[nimble niche]

what were you thinking when you thought not to play Kd5?

[teal dragon]

So slay

[mellow jay]

idfk i literally just forgot

[nimble niche]

endgames are as simple as winning pawns

[teal dragon]

800 mindset let it be 😭

[bright glade]

yaeh cuz you spent no time on your moves

[sand jungle]

Hello

[bright glade]

you hung your pawns, allowed opponent to gain opposition etc

[nimble niche]

the ultimate goal of most endgames is to make a queen, and to do that, you need pass pawns, and to do that, you need to take your opponent's pawns

[frigid skiff]

i would take it if you can serve your country and reap the benefits at the same time

[teal dragon]

Bros getting stoned

[mellow jay]

the king just came out and took my pawns

[grim edge]

sori

[teal dragon]

Hi miciela

[bright glade]

no, thats not what happened

[grim edge]

sori

[bright glade]

the king didnt just "appear", you let him win your pawns

[mellow jay]

ik i just forgot for some reason i didt play what i wanted to play idek what i was doing at all

[bright glade]

you didnt use your time to calculate anything

[teal dragon]

U are brutal for telling ivy to start with bullet

[fiery beacon]

I stalemated in bullet a minute ago because I had 2 seconds on the clock and I was panicking and I brought my king to the wrong square and boom stalemate

[nimble niche]

this is quite instructional https://www.chess.com/blog/Avetik_ChessMood/endgame-roadmap-9-strategies-on-how-to-play-chess-endgames

[frigid skiff]

holy shit let him off the hook hes only 800 youve already stated this

[grim edge]

lmao sori i like to see her screaming tho

[teal dragon]

I aint readin allat 😤

[nimble niche]

that doesn't mean he shouldn't learn from this

[fiery beacon]

it ain't hard though, king eat pawns, just think about it lol

[frigid skiff]

yeah but you dont need to literally swarm him like a hive of bees

[primal fern]

slay

[bright glade]

im telling him what he did wrong so he can learn from it, why should i stop if he hasnt said anything to imply he's read what i've seen?

[grim edge]

korique

[nimble niche]

it's basically just a guide on how to think in an endgame

[teal dragon]

Omg neuro converted

[mellow jay]

im a she..

[fiery beacon]

it takes one milisecond to remember "oh yeah, my king is supposed to eat all his pawns and then I can make queens" but instead bro just pushed a pawn

[bright glade]

my intentions are to help

[teal dragon]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

lmao

[fiery beacon]

i should really go to sleep

[grim edge]

he's really using our s word

[frigid skiff]

yes but two people are telling her the same exact thing one of you gotta sit down

[bright glade]

but just remember next time, you can take upto 5 mins in a king pawn endgame on one move just to calculate it all

[bright glade]

no, its not the exact same thing

[fiery beacon]

but I'd rather listen to sleep token than actually sleep

[mellow jay]

i spent 30 seconds on a bad move

[teal dragon]

A citizen of the queendom

[frigid skiff]

essentially yes it is the exact same thing ur both telling him how he screwed up

[fiery beacon]

my sleep token CD comes wednesday omg

[bright glade]

i dont think you spent any time at all, 30 seconds? are you sure you were calculating a line, or a few

[fiery beacon]

I'm so excited

[nimble niche]

im telling them to learn their endgames while apathetic is telling them to take their time to calculate

[fiery beacon]

but wednesday will come faster if I sleep

[mellow jay]

IDK WHAT I WAS THINKING

[bright glade]

no

[fiery beacon]

but I don't want to sleep

ughhhhhhhhhhh

[teal dragon]

Dw about it, now you know what to do next time

[bright glade]

exacctly, move times dont speak the full story, next time you'll know to calculate, not just "think"

[teal dragon]

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME

[mellow jay]

im a she

[frigid skiff]

cut me some slack here, noted

[fiery beacon]

take it as gender neutral

[teal dragon]

Skull

[mellow jay]

aight

[fiery beacon]

he is just a shorter word so most people just say that when the gender is unknown

[olive sparrow]

the roookk!!!!

[teal dragon]

I think they is more appropriate for that situation

[frigid skiff]

you didnt exactly state this in a positive way

[bright glade]

what was negative about it

i was to the point

i never called her an idiot

[fiery beacon]

i'm just saying that that's what most people do, they just default to he wether it's appropriater or not

god I need sleep

[mellow jay]

aight guys dont argue over a bad endgame

[bright glade]

we will

[frigid skiff]

"oh wow you were clueless in that pawn endgame"
"absolutely no excuse to not calculate the entire endgame with so much time"

[nimble niche]

I've had worse endgame throws before

[teal dragon]

Same 💀

[bright glade]

i dont see whats wrong there, both things are true

[nimble niche]

Surely it's not as bad as blundering a queen in a k+q vs k endgame

[frigid skiff]

you didnt exactly support their learning

[mellow jay]

guys dont argue its alright

[frigid skiff]

you made them feel bad about the endgame they played essentially

[bright glade]

i told them why and what went wrong, and i then told them what to do

[bright glade]

yeah, it was bad, and they NEED to know

[frigid skiff]

deadbeat yes but you dont always want deadbeat

[bright glade]

im not gonna sweeten it

[mellow jay]

im not feelin bad ik its a bad move the exact second after i moved my pawn

[bright glade]

to make them feel better, she needs to KNOW

[mellow jay]

i know it after i play it

[frigid skiff]

bro you are saying they are clueless because they didn't know how to play an endgame tell me thats not making them feel bad

you definitely did not have to say that

[bright glade]

what did you want me to say

[opal nacelle]

hi

[teal dragon]

Ive done that a few times, sometimes opponent doesnt even take and my soul comes back to me

[fiery beacon]

worst one I had was when I tried to make a knight and queens instead of mating with a king and queen like a normal person and ended up being (almost) forced into stalemate because he threw his rook at me and ended up skewering me and winning my queen lol

[bright glade]

i 100% needed to say how they know nothing about pawn endgames

[frigid skiff]

act like you're trying to teach third graders how to multiply

[nimble niche]

I did it in a rapid game with 6 minutes left

[bright glade]

well im not so

[teal dragon]

Oh skull

[frigid skiff]

like bro imagine a teacher pulling up to a classroom and saying "oh you dont know how to multiply? clueless, cope"

[mellow jay]

GUYS CHILL

[bright glade]

thats not the end of it tho? wtf are youi on

[mellow jay]

WHAT QUESTION

[bright glade]

i provided her with help after that you snowflake

[fiery beacon]

😭

[frigid skiff]

you gave them instructive feedback but really you didnt have to lead with that

[nimble niche]

It was on lichess around 8 months ago when I was a 2k cc and trying to grind lc

[bright glade]

professionally offended because i said whats true

[upbeat viper]

if you want to fight and argue against each other maybe just go in your DMs indeed

[fiery beacon]

stop arguing guys it's 4:20 lets smoke instead

[grim edge]

too bad we cant continue the legacy of queendom because im being threatened

[mellow jay]

@frigid skiff @bright glade STOP ARGUING

[upbeat viper]

[mellow jay]

@upbeat viper help

[fiery beacon]

I know it's not 4:20 in everyone's timezone but it doesn't matter

[grim edge]

fr

[mellow jay]

draw some random anime girl playing chess

[grim edge]

200 elo’s spending 75 seconds just to find and play the worst move in the whole game

[fiery beacon]

real

[bright glade]

im not gonna argue with gasparov, but thats so not what i said lol

[fiery beacon]

chess anime based

[digital phoenix]

if ur scared of getting negative criticism just dont do anything

[pliant pike]

layton

[grim edge]

Im already providing him negative criticism:)

[grim edge]

dont worry, its just the teacher example that I laughed at 💀💀

[pliant pike]

aw

[echo dirge]

e

[fiery beacon]

I just remembered

[opal nacelle]

bobby fischer hitting the griddy

[nimble niche]

hdtoday is blocked in Australia

[fiery beacon]

I have 13 dollars on a giftcard

who needs sleep, when you can spend money

[mellow jay]

JUST CHILL I KNOW ITS BAD MOVE OK? IM JUST A 800 (ACTUALLY 600) ELO PLAYER I DONT STUDY CHESS OR SOMETHING I KNOW ITS A MISTAKE

[pliant pike]

this gentleman right here

[fiery beacon]

I'm a cheap collector, I buy used CDs and stuff, I'm sure I can find something before I go to sleep

[mellow jay]

ok good no more arguing

[fiery beacon]

i used to have an xbox 360 game collection

[mellow jay]

ima blunder the next game

[opal nacelle]

@grim edge draw this thing

[digital phoenix]

coke

[fiery beacon]

the 360 broke so I just sold all the games and bought a new guitar (that's how much I had lol)

[opal nacelle]

i love eating coke 👍 👍 👍 👍

[grim edge]

gl

[pliant pike]

draw goku in a spiderman suit

[fiery beacon]

I had all the halos, cod games, gears of war, etc

[opal nacelle]

i will pay you 0.0001 dollar

[fiery beacon]

wish I still had a picture of the colllection

I have a sleep token cd coming wednesday, korn cd coming sometime in august, new guitar picks coming friday, and yet still I shop

[mossy vector]

Wow you're an artist

[opal nacelle]

facke u 🖕 🖕 🖕

[mossy vector]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-xd-clapping-hands-gif-19480743

Ok

[grim edge]

rewind

lmao

its dead

ew mf

Hi, finally unmuted 😄

[upbeat viper]

no flirting

[graceful lintel]

Finally timeout over

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

lmao imagine being muted

[fiery beacon]

just play the queens gambit against the caro 🧌

[grim edge]

what was it

[grim edge]

sorry 😏

[merry gust]

Haven’t seen u in a long time what happend

[grim edge]

"lets move to dms"

[grim edge]

I won an argument

[grim edge]

💀

do i look like a guy to u

[mossy vector]

Look what I draw

[graceful lintel]

💀

[grim edge]

Ikr,

[grim edge]

reminds us of karma right

Im not muted so 🤷‍♂️

any mods in chat?

[grim edge]

karma the absolute rizz god

[grim edge]

Fr i see mfers simping for anitta like crazy 💀💀💀

serious question, r u karma's alt

[merry gust]

lmaooo

[mossy vector]

Are you trusting me

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

Deez nutz

[merry gust]

I rizz guys better than woman

[grim edge]

same bruh

a 24 year old who enjoyed hitting on minors

[grim edge]

Same here dang

[grim edge]

ey stop accusing without proof hmpf

wasn’t ur name like vert🔱 or sum

[grim edge]

I hope that mfer stays banned

No why 😦

[grim edge]

It was literally in general chat 💀💀💀💀

[mossy vector]

[grim edge]

Why deleted. is it against rules?

[merry gust]

dobred

[grim edge]

fr

caught in 4k

[mossy vector]

Yeah

[crystal cloud]

lol

[mossy vector]

Yes

[grim edge]

lmao

W person who said cry me a river

[merry gust]

[grim edge]

Nah, then he wouldn't have won

xd

[merry gust]

[mossy vector]

Yes

[grim edge]

explain, i dont get it

[grim edge]

the dream

[mossy vector]

I'm a dog

[grim edge]

is it like a sexual thing?

[merry gust]

[nimble niche]

When I'm playing a player intermediate level or below in otb friendly games, I always try stonewall first to test if they know what to do against it

Stonewall is garbage but intermediates don't know what to do against it

[grim edge]

this?

[grim edge]

no you don’t

[merry gust]

Wrong color wait

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge do you want another longer TO ?

[nimble niche]

I haven't done it against you because I know you play caro

[grim edge]

No thank you.

Im just trying to learn sorry

[merry gust]

[grim edge]

lol

ive had like 5 time outs 💀

same

[nimble niche]

only?

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

i’ve been told i’ve had the most time outs in the server, can’t 100% confirm it

[nimble niche]

I lost count of mine

[grim edge]

xd

[nimble niche]

But it's definitely more than 5

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-admin-discord-fat-neckbeard-gif-23939421

i think i’ve had around 11

💀

ok cya

[grim edge]

no

[nimble niche]

I was only banned from gc once and I never went back again

[grim edge]

How u always get unban lmao

[grim edge]

he begs for mercy

[grim edge]

i got banned for telling gotham to ligma

do yall like lena the plug

[fiery beacon]

lmao

[nimble niche]

I said ok after every message for a few minutes straight and rainz had enough

[fiery beacon]

I'm not active there, I'm only there for the live stream pings lol

[grim edge]

what did u do@grim edge

[grim edge]

omg hi

exposing u rn

[grim edge]

Oh wait, I think I remember u. I was there when that happened

its a you problem

[gentle steppe]

Ima do it

[fiery beacon]

I should totally do that

[grim edge]

do yall think i should go on a date

[fiery beacon]

if we all did it at the same time we'll probably get banned for raiding lol

[grim edge]

gotham is here?

[grim edge]

no

sure but comment on this

[fiery beacon]

no but he's in his server

[grim edge]

oh alr

i was traumatized bro

[grim edge]

wat

[mellow jay]

i did it

[grim edge]

proud of u

[grim edge]

W

[fiery beacon]

lmaooooo that's funny

[grim edge]

she wants to go alone 😭

i meant to ask with friends

[grim edge]

I flattered from this but I remember you flirt with everyone so she's not special

does she fr

[grim edge]

Damn, u not like her that way?

[mellow jay]

yes

[grim edge]

nah ion fam 😭

[grim edge]

shes like my year old ex

[fiery beacon]

what COD game should I get? Hmmm

[spark sage]

Battlefield 1

[grim edge]

comback?!

[grim edge]

she’s a year old? tf

[fiery beacon]

No black ops 4 or 3 because I don't have enough storage

[humble jewel]

[fiery beacon]

I already got all the battlefield games lol

[grim edge]

💀💀

[grim edge]

nahh like one year ago she and me was ina. situationship

Wtf

[fiery beacon]

besides 2042 because that game ass

[spark sage]

Then save up money till chess 2 releases i heard that its gonna be expensive

[grim edge]

no ion like her anymore

[warped galleon]

Hello vert

[fiery beacon]

nah bruh I'll just pirate that shit

[grim edge]

girl whats the meaning of going to movies with an ex

Does chess.com feature classical games?

[fiery beacon]

It might take a minute before the crack hits the market but it's better than paying fo rit

[grim edge]

what should i say as an excuse?

[warped galleon]

Nothing much what about you?

[grim edge]

fine

[warped galleon]

Yo is that tara?

[grim edge]

My dog ate my toilet

rio queen?!

[grim edge]

Why u said yes when she ask u to go alone

[grim edge]

shes cool and we never acc dated, we used to do couple shi and was ina situationship but never acc dated

[warped galleon]

Understandable

[grim edge]

you ignore me like we're not queens

[warped galleon]

Omg miciela

[grim edge]

i was scared bro

ion wanna go w her alone

[grim edge]

lmao that hurts, hopefully that doesnt happen to me

what if i end up making out 😭

you're 16 smh give it a break

[fiery beacon]

just like don't bruh

[grim edge]

ive made out w a girl before

does this guy have no shame at all

[grim edge]

We don't need to know but okay

[grim edge]

i lose my shi

[grim edge]

fr

[fiery beacon]

if you ain't consent and she force you into it then you call the 911

if you don't wanna you ain't gotta

[grim edge]

bro whats wrong w me

[warped galleon]

@grim edge How are you

[grim edge]

lmao fr

[grim edge]

People don't share their sexual life with stranger online normally

should i say my friends want to come along

[fiery beacon]

the fact that I said the 911 made it funnier but that wasn't even intentional I'm just tired af

[grim edge]

its not sexual its a casual kiss

[grim edge]

im okay queen, hru?

im not a hoe trust me

[grim edge]

Good for u

[young finch]

ok chill

[fiery beacon]

when I try to think about something and type something different then sometiems my thoughts seep through into my messages and it ends up a confusing jumble of my thoughts and my words

[grim edge]

imma jus say my friends want to come wlong

[grim edge]

theres def something wrong w u

[grim edge]

What did i do bro

you overshare.. private stuff

[grim edge]

cuz i need help

[fiery beacon]

what's wrong with a little oversharing

[grim edge]

yeah

everyone here is strangers so its better to vent here

💀

Damn wilding

[grim edge]

ur cousin catfished me like

[keen parrot]

[warped galleon]

Im fine whatcha doin

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

nothing

[fiery beacon]

sometiems you just need to talk man, ain't nothing wrong with telling some harmless nerds about your romantic life

[grim edge]

i should play later

[keen parrot]

fr

[grim edge]

its not romantic its traumatic

[frigid compass]

pov me watching this chat cuz chess-talk channel is dead :

[teal dragon]

Hi chat

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

general is for a reason

[fiery beacon]

don't let her traumatize you man, stand up for you self

[grim edge]

how’s ur romantic life going 😏

hi alice :pp

[teal dragon]

Who alice

[grim edge]

ill make an excuse

[keen parrot]

uh, confidential

[grim edge]

you are alice

[frigid compass]

maybe it's not for sharing your persnoal life with strangers

[delicate island]

@grim edge Wanna play?

[teal dragon]

O right

[grim edge]

wtf

[grim edge]

when were u gonna reply to my dm

[fiery beacon]

just like have someone sneeze on you before the movie

[grim edge]

ur hiding ur relationship with clyde ???

[fiery beacon]

very simple

[warped galleon]

How come

[grim edge]

Chat gonna be ded if we actually follow that rules, yep

[keen parrot]

he broke up with me

[grim edge]

imaigne not knowing your own name,?

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

feel u

[warped galleon]

#💬〡chess-talk

[fiery beacon]

you keep your sanity for the cheap cheap price of covid 19

[teal dragon]

Dementia momenet

[grim edge]

is alice your name

[frigid compass]

@warped galleon

[grim edge]

if it’s chess 100% of the time it’s gonna be boring

[teal dragon]

No

[grim edge]

it sounds good

[keen parrot]

yes its alice

[warped galleon]

What

[grim edge]

wow such disappointing

i need to eat

[bright glade]

clyde:

[frigid compass]

#💬〡chess-talk is dead

[keen parrot]

stop itttt he broke up w me

[teal dragon]

Alice is the ringleader demon living rent free inside my head

[grim edge]

because there's nothing fun to do now

[grim edge]

I identify you as alice

because its a cute name

[teal dragon]

It is a nice name

[grim edge]

help

[keen parrot]

i had 2 people named alice in my class

[grim edge]

u cute

[keen parrot]

arent u like 14 or sum

[teal dragon]

I know 😊

[grim edge]

@teal dragon is fr cute such queen

[grim edge]

late in my 15 yeah

[delicate island]

Fr fr

[grim edge]

many guys simp for her

[teal dragon]

Yep

[grim edge]

like me

💅

[keen parrot]

blyat traktor

[teal dragon]

And i love it

[grim edge]

love u too

[keen parrot]

i dont simp for alice, other way around

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

remember when we were queens

@grim edge shes like 1k elo

[fiery beacon]

I thought it was a dude

[grim edge]

ofc still queens 💅

[keen parrot]

ever seen a dude named alice?

[teal dragon]

1k thats disrespect

[grim edge]

you thought wrong

[grim edge]

im 1000

[grim edge]

1.6k?

[fiery beacon]

it says not named alice

[grim edge]

always babes

theres no one named alice

[grim edge]

💀

slay

[keen parrot]

slay

[grim edge]

slay

[fiery beacon]

alice? in chains? Them Bones reference

[neon musk]

Hi everyone

[keen parrot]

in wonderland bozo

[grim edge]

my fav perosn

[keen parrot]

hello

[grim edge]

where is kitty

[fiery beacon]

alice in chains better, layne staley the goat of grunge vocals

just gotta stay awake until my totally legal downloades get done

[grim edge]

alice in cc server

alive in the wonderlands

[fiery beacon]

dead in the wonderlands

[grim edge]

i meant alice

[warped galleon]

Play chess w me

[teal dragon]

You dont slay

[grim edge]

i need to work on my metal vocals

[grim edge]

im gonna lose over u

you're too good to be true queen

[grim edge]

fr

[fiery beacon]

can ye scream?

[grim edge]

yea

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNVPWKcM4MQ

nostalgia serum

[teal dragon]

I have pokemon plat

[fiery beacon]

i can't help past that

[grim edge]

lmfao i just haven’t practiced in a while

[fiery beacon]

that's as far as my vocalizing goes

[grim edge]

do you like pokemon cuz i wanna pikachu naked

[fiery beacon]

he's already naked dumbass

[keen parrot]

you own your own kid

[storm fog]

hellow ppl

[grim edge]

i wonder why its not in the choices

[keen parrot]

[teal dragon]

Definitely C

[fiery beacon]

it's like scat but for some reason the guy from pearl jam comes in at the end

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

fr

[teal dragon]

Do you even know what scat is 😰😰😰

[fiery beacon]

skiddly do bop

[teal dragon]

what

[fiery beacon]

skiddly do bop

[grim edge]

literally me

[teal dragon]

Wtf are u saying

[fiery beacon]

I imagine your voice sounds like the guy from sleep token

[grim edge]

Speak English

[fiery beacon]

i'm scatting

[teal dragon]

Scat means shit fetish

[grim edge]

You mean skating?

[fiery beacon]

wrong type of scat

[grim edge]

so cute

[fiery beacon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing

[grim edge]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4WO1HbEGT5k

[teal dragon]

Should have picked a better word 😭😭

[grim edge]

I just know this thing exist

[grim edge]

lol

Kind of word

[fiery beacon]

not my fault they named it that

[fiery beacon]

big and deeeeeep and british

you seem british

[teal dragon]

Damn

[grim edge]

@teal dragon this is scat

[grim edge]

nah i’m not

[fiery beacon]

skiddly do bop

[fiery beacon]

well is your voice big and deep

[teal dragon]

Omg that song

[grim edge]

i guess yeah

[teal dragon]

Why it gotta be called scat i have horrific mind images

[warped galleon]

Nah just play i want to see you play gurl

[fiery beacon]

good enough

[fiery beacon]

you may have a mental illness

[teal dragon]

No alice does

[grim edge]

Is Alice even real

[keen parrot]

was the first thing that popped up in my mind too

[fiery beacon]

to us normal people scat is a type of jazz singing, but to mentally ill people like you it means something different

[grim edge]

seek help

[fiery beacon]

you may have a mental illness

[keen parrot]

i havent even watched it

[fiery beacon]

to us normal people scat is a type of jazz singing, but to mentally ill people like you it means something different

[keen parrot]

common Anish Giri W

[grim edge]

i call cap

[grim edge]

bro planned out the new season fr

[fiery beacon]

imagine if that stuff was set in the modern day lol

that would make a great comedy

[teal dragon]

We just so alike

[fiery beacon]

my totally legally owned game is at 62 percent

once it finishes I simply start totally legally downloading a new game then go to sleep only to wake up to my parents telling me they're leaving to go do something or the other and I better be up by the time they get back (i will not be up by the time they get back)

[grim edge]

[fiery beacon]

that is what I feel like rn

[teal dragon]

I FORGOT WHAT I NEEDED TO SEARCH

[nimble niche]

why face reveal now?

[delicate island]

Happened to me multiple times

[grim edge]

because i’m hot asf

[fiery beacon]

real

you even hotter than devon townsend

[teal dragon]

He do got the sugar crisp tho

[grim edge]

btw i’m coming to sydney to beat up Hi33333333 and he said ur backing him

[nimble niche]

he mentioned squid as well but squid isn't going to do shit

[fiery beacon]

and that's when he has that hot af haircut

[grim edge]

y’all better watch ur backs coz i’m coming 🗣️

[grim edge]

😒

[fiery beacon]

why does everything become fetish related with you? First you think about shit fetishes while we talk about singing and now this?

[teal dragon]

I was hurt as a child

[fiery beacon]

i'm sorry

[teal dragon]

LMAO

I wasnt-
||too badly||

[grim edge]

u deserved it

[fiery beacon]

what does this even me

mean

[grim edge]

fr

who’s dad didn’t

[fiery beacon]

i'm too sleep \y to understand

[keen parrot]

mine, he went for cigs instead

[fiery beacon]

my dad went for drugs

he's in jail for drug abuse

[grim edge]

me leaving my kids because my dad left me

[teal dragon]

W dads is all im hearing 🦅

[fiery beacon]

and for assault

[grim edge]

ive been asking my dad for milk, for 3 days now and he hasn't

i’m currently wanted in japan for criminal activity

[teal dragon]

Oh no i retract my statement

[keen parrot]

[fiery beacon]

there were actually quite a few charges but those are the main ones

[keen parrot]

[nimble niche]

the people who didn't say "*whose"

[fiery beacon]

who is dad didn't

[grim edge]

idaf about the english language

[keen parrot]

who is dad did not

[fiery beacon]

grammar po lice

[teal dragon]

Im dad

[grim edge]

i’m coming to sydney to beat u up now @nimble niche

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

fr

[nimble niche]

sure

[teal dragon]

Incho bout to do some pounding 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

💀

[keen parrot]

anyone else not fond of this man

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[fiery beacon]

shit I'm supposed to record drums for my bands cover song tommorrow

[teal dragon]

Im blocked so yeah

[fiery beacon]

i'm soooo screwed

[keen parrot]

same lmao

[grim edge]

same lmao

[fiery beacon]

i've never met him in my life

[grim edge]

U got this lol do sm funky

i bet his screen is full of blocked messages and the only one chatting is @fiery beacon

[fiery beacon]

i mean we're a metal band but ok deal bro

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

how tall ru?

[deft plinth]

hi

[teal dragon]

Bye chat im gonna go play wife simulator irl (wash dishes)

[grim edge]

Whats the band called?

[reef quest]

Ok someone please explain to me. I have this friend and we had this elo race which i eventually beat him in. Race to one thousand. Anyway, last month he was still stuck at 800 elo, and then started using a new account, i messaged him after a month or so and asked him what his elo on his alt is, and then he says its 1500. Is it really possible to go from an elo of 800 where your win rate is around 45%-50%, to 1500 without cheating?

[grim edge]

cute housewife fr

[reef quest]

His last game was on June 6

[grim edge]

id say the chances of cheating is likely

[teal dragon]

I should just wear a maid costume at this point

[reef quest]

That's what im thinking aswell

[fiery beacon]

We don't have anything out rn, but we're called neurotoxin, we're gonna have a couple of covers out if the guitar man would get off his ass and record some stuff but it is what it is

[keen parrot]

lmao fr

[grim edge]

fr

[errant edge]

Hi

[fiery beacon]

hi mr 0

[grim edge]

do it (send pics pls) 😏

[errant edge]

I got 4 times unlock

[daring oyster]

tf

naaaaaaaaaaaaa das sus

[errant edge]

:/

[fiery beacon]

that means your popular

[grim edge]

[fiery beacon]

or you don't hit mark as read

either one

[daring oyster]

unchecked announcements lmao

[daring oyster]

who does that 💀

[mild nest]

me

[fiery beacon]

well it's already light out and I haven't slept so I'm screwed

[errant edge]

General 500 ping

[fiery beacon]

you read all of your notifications?

damn I just ignore them

[daring oyster]

no its too much

[fiery beacon]

then what do you do\

[daring oyster]

uhh

i act like im blind and i dont do it

[fiery beacon]

if I consume enough caffein I should be able to make it look like I'm awake enough\

[sly ledge]

tell me if u get caffeine overdose

[sly ledge]

rookie numbers

[fiery beacon]

my mom drinks these water flavor packets with unhealthy amounts of caffein to help with her headaches and i steal them and it keeps me up when I need it

[misty sedge]

what's ur highest then daddy😳

[sly ledge]

drink the thing that causes the headache to get rid of it truly big brain

[undone dove]

I just watched this, find the win for white

[bright glade]

20k, it was breaking my discord so i had to clear them all

[fiery beacon]

it does both, I always drink soda when I have a migraine because it helps but if you drink too much it will give you a headache

[bright glade]

personally

[undone dove]

Hint: It’s the easiest for trolls

[sly ledge]

Qf8?

[fiery beacon]

it's like cocaine, if you get addicted to it then stop there's side affects but if you're not addicted and you try it it's not all that bad

[undone dove]

Yeah

[misty sedge]

Amongus indeed

[undone dove]

You just played better than Nigel Short, good job

[fiery beacon]

B. honestly, formula 1 is sick

[sly ledge]

well I mean I already knew there was a good move

why not

it's fun

[fiery beacon]

just learn queens gambit then

[sly ledge]

reasonable

[fiery beacon]

queens gambit best opening

I know a whole 8 turns or so of theory ( turn being both players make their moves)

[sly ledge]

how tf does one reach such a position

[fiery beacon]

beth harmon = queens gambitch

[sly ledge]

stop playing queengambitch

[fiery beacon]

just take the queen brah

very simple

[sly ledge]

mate

[fiery beacon]

shhh

[undone dove]

Idk

[grim edge]

How the queen is bit**?

[sly ledge]

idk ask the other guy

[fiery beacon]

where's the mate if you take with the horsey

[sly ledge]

qxe1

bxe1 rf1#

[glass carbon]

King's gambit is TRASH IT RUINED MY LIFE. MY BANK ACCOUNT GOT SCAMMED, MY WIFE LEFT ME, MY PARENTS DIED MY KIDS GOT KIDNAPPED

[fiery beacon]

yes

the 1400 rated bots got fools mated lmao

[sly ledge]

they played f3 g4?

[fiery beacon]

david played the unholy moves against me

[grim edge]

Ohhhh no you need yo play d4💀💀

[sly ledge]

wait who TF is David

[glass carbon]

who tf is david

[sly ledge]

he's gonna do sudoku if he plays d4

[glass carbon]

Person above me has to marry the person below me

[sly ledge]

E

[grim edge]

London system

[glass carbon]

i started playing the egg

[sly ledge]

I have no idea

[daring oyster]

bahaha imagine not playing the potato

Reti opening : potato variation the best opening on earth no questions

[sly ledge]

Coca-cola gambit:

[daring oyster]

diet ?

[glass carbon]

i hate king's gambit

[sly ledge]

yes

[glass carbon]

PERSON ABOVE ME HAS TO MARRY THE PERSON BELOW ME

[grim edge]

He sacrificed chicks

[daring oyster]

BAHAHAHHAA

[sly ledge]

bruh

[glass carbon]

crazy

[grim edge]

The best

[sly ledge]

person above me has to beat the shit out of the guy below me

[glass carbon]

I play polish opening, i won 10 games in a row playing that

[remote python]

watch outo for germany tho

[glass carbon]

i felt that

[small tusk]

how do i automatically show arrows of top moves during analysis

[grim edge]

When a pawn is promoted in real life

[glass carbon]

u go to ur mom and say "alpha kenny body" fast

[small tusk]

do you think youre funny

[glass carbon]

you're*

[grim edge]

Nice(we played 34 move)

[sly ledge]

no furry gifs

[small tusk]

"u go to ur mom and say "alpha kenny body" fast"

[glass carbon]

Omg yes im gonna send furry waifu

[sly ledge]

mf

[grim edge]

: /

[sly ledge]

what

[glass carbon]

[grim edge]

@grim edge i want golden cookie

🤨 📸

[grim edge]

sure, take it.

[glass carbon]

who even has server manager role

[sly ledge]

idk ping it to find out

[grim edge]

Nice,i love you bro

[glass carbon]

no she is admin

[grim edge]

he can’t keep getting away with this

[sly ledge]

btw dude are u like chronically online watching in the shadows

[grim edge]

what

[glass carbon]

Hu"man" kind

[grim edge]

real

[glass carbon]

if i ping server manager i will suffer for the rest of my life

[sly ledge]

wait he can do molested jokes but I can't

bs

[glass carbon]

Yes.

[grim edge]

u will probably get a mute idk

[sly ledge]

Yea cuz you're gonna die the next day

[glass carbon]

[sly ledge]

wait if he can do then I can send the other pic

[viscid jacinth]

Ok

Is the mod here

[south zenith]

What is the best time to upload youtube shorts guys?

[glass carbon]

OK GUYS IM GONNA DO IT

[sly ledge]

never

[viscid jacinth]

any time

[south zenith]

It takes about 6 hours for the algorithm to kick in

[sly ledge]

we shall never forget u soilder

[remote python]

nah nah nah. OG's use upside down rook only

[sly ledge]

soilder

omg

[south zenith]

Thanks appreciate it

[glass carbon]

idk who is server manager pls no mute

[sly ledge]

he deleted it

bruh wtf man

Rip potato

he was a potato that ate some skittles that looked like mushrooms

[daring oyster]

RIP POTATO BOOY I STAY ON TOP

U WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE #1 POTATO

[sly ledge]

Potato politics

[daring oyster]

naa i like screwdrivers

[grim edge]

[daring oyster]

u gotta see the screwdriver shark

💀

[sly ledge]

I realised I got nothing cuz no one talks about chess here

As you can see this match is very political because one side is wearing blue while the other is wearing pink

wait what I did wasn't against the rules

no that's too logical

[grim edge]

I FINALLY REAACH 700

[grim edge]

nice

e

[daring oyster]

shiney

[grim edge]

[daring oyster]

what in the world

wax what is wrong with you

[grim edge]

Training arc

[daring oyster]

do you need help? is ur sanity fading?

[grim edge]

Wotato

[daring oyster]

skull

[daring oyster]

WOTATO??

[grim edge]

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new name

[daring oyster]

naaa waxy aint calling me wotato

[grim edge]

Counter nerd wotato the third

@daring oyster ill give you a mission

you down?

[daring oyster]

NAAAH

WHAT MISSION FIRST

[grim edge]

[daring oyster]

NO DONT HIT ME WITH THOSE STICKERS

[grim edge]

Reach 2k this year thats your goal

[daring oyster]

anvil falls on my face

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-26349474

[grim edge]

burns down the anvil and throws it into pluto

[daring oyster]

ARE YOU INSANE

[daring oyster]

2K BY THIS YEEAAAAAAAAAAAR

[grim edge]

Vimun lurking like the tilting curse he is

STOP TAKING MY ELO MR TILT AAAAAAAAAA

[keen parrot]

nah im just done with lunch lmao

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rengoku-gif-21331419

[daring oyster]

SO U WANT ME TO GAIN FRICKING 700 ELO BY LIKE 5 MONTHS?