💬〡general-off-topic

[queen canyon]

my new favorite gif

[spiral cloud]

these are also good

except quadrilateral cowboy that sucked

[obtuse citrus]

Bro really tried to sneak shapes in there

[little root]

bro refused to resign

[spiral cloud]

what's wrong with shapez lol

[obtuse citrus]

Nothing but it’s silly

[upbeat viper]

the perfect level

[hasty iris]

francais?

[spiral cloud]

turing complete is awesome cause it teaches you how to go from logic gates to a functional CPU

[upbeat viper]

ofc

[hasty iris]

🥖

[spiral cloud]

you build a computer from scratch in turing complete

like i dont mean out of parts, but out of logic

[little root]

is that a game?

[spiral cloud]

yeah

[obtuse citrus]

Thats seems nerdy

[spiral cloud]

we're in chess discord

[obtuse citrus]

Fair

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-gfhd-fire-gif-26311370

[spiral cloud]

shadows of doubt was outstanding

it's a noir detective simulator

it generates cases by having an entire city full of people go about their daily lives and then eventually one of them will find a reason to kill another

[tidal violet]

What's chat talking bout

[hasty iris]

kings gambit sidelines

[spiral cloud]

and instead of like, having a standard story or level, it just happens and then you figure out based on the details of the crime scene and the people involved.

Like, you find a finger print on the knife used to stab the dude but you have no idea whose it is, so you scan all the fingerprints on the mailboxes on the apartment complex you're in, but nothing. Then you check the surveillance, find a person who was outside their door around when the murder happened, start showing people the picture 'do you know this person' and they give you vague hints about where they saw them last, then you find someone, take their fingerprints, bam you have your murderer.

cool ass game

[tidal violet]

I'm so bloody stressed out

[spiral cloud]

one person was harassing a murder victim over the phone before they killed them, but erased their number from their phone and there was no surveillance on the floor, so it was just <<unknown>> at such and such time.
so I tapped into the phonebox of several apartment complexes, collected a list of people who called the building at that time, narrowed it down to the most likely people, then checked THEIR phone to see who they called, and got my murderer that way.

can't recommend it enough

[keen parrot]

Quaade is king

[grim edge]

Tiktok is sick

Its a drunk man crying

[teal dragon]

I fking suck

Quit chess

[digital phoenix]

Ok

[delicate island]

@teal dragon gg you played well

[teal dragon]

Asif 💀

[teal dragon]

Why there creepypastas in chat

[grim edge]

[cunning shore]

handsome pfp, I quit genshin tho i suck in it

[digital phoenix]

Genshin sucks

[cunning shore]

but hey the lore is cool

i like lore stuff

minecraft lore is deep too

[mild harbor]

Can i dm someone for help with the password game? Says i need smth in algebraic chess notation

[lilac hamlet]

hi

[grim edge]

Hello!!

[mild harbor]

Hi

[keen parrot]

[delicate island]

Free coachwingg~~
(I am 783 elo)

[mild harbor]

Check dms

[teal dragon]

Hewo

[keen parrot]

[teal dragon]

[mild harbor]

I NEED HELP FOR THIS PASSEORD GAME

I SWEAR

[delicate island]

My dms are open

[undone bridge]

Nb1

[teal dragon]

[mild harbor]

Nevermind i feel dirty now

[keen parrot]

[mild harbor]

What does that mean

[queen canyon]

[teal dragon]

Buh

[keen parrot]

dm me instead

[mild harbor]

I feel dirty can anybody else help me

[undone bridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/927560576052383815.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[mild harbor]

Ok

[teal dragon]

[delicate island]

Fr

[queen canyon]

@keen parrot @keen parrot

[frigid skiff]

[keen parrot]

hi alex

[latent pebble]

Fake alex

[lilac hamlet]

hey, what's up?

[queen canyon]

yo

[queen canyon]

who is the real one then

[frigid skiff]

Me

[queen canyon]

you are jerry kasparov

[teal dragon]

Nothing much just woke up and lost chess 🙈

[undone bridge]

i was playing unrated 1 minute sitting on 2k bullet and i got paired with a 1300, i crushed him a fwe games then he sent me a 30 second challenge, i didn't realise it was rated and lost 26 points from one loss lol

[teal dragon]

Farmed

[queen canyon]

bortnyk message

[undone bridge]

LOL

[queen canyon]

3000+ rated damn

[undone bridge]

good ole sasha

[lilac hamlet]

😭.

[upbeat viper]

wow

[teal dragon]

Istg i saw someone who looked like bortnyk yesterday

[queen canyon]

why doesnt he have the titled player role? isnt he GM

[teal dragon]

Fr

Mods not even doin their jobs

[keen parrot]

you pinged the poor guy

[queen canyon]

fr, mod role revoked

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[queen canyon]

man probably checks discord once every 5 months its no big deal

[undone bridge]

you don't know that

[undone bridge]

fr,
he has like one message in this server lol

[queen canyon]

real

[queen canyon]

i believe you can add roles to members

[latent pebble]

Or maybe he just doesn’t use this server

[teal dragon]

Too low elo

[upbeat viper]

it's his choice to get it or not

[undone bridge]

nah, bortnyk is a discordian

[orchid bay]

CHESS

[paper sorrel]

fnx

[undone bridge]

he has a squadron of e-kittens to whome he gifts nitro, straight from his twitch and TT earnings

[teal dragon]

C H E S S

[keen parrot]

bortnyk goes to dating servers and asks for cooking recipies

[analog pine]

I en passanted and blundered my queen

[paper sorrel]

how do i verify my rating

[queen canyon]

bortnyk goes to weeb servers to flex his anime figures

[undone bridge]

bortnyk masquerades with an anime girl pfp to get free nitro from desperate e-boys

[latent pebble]

noo why are you here

[cunning shore]

poor bortnyk

[queen canyon]

bortnyk is suspected to be part of a shadow wizard money gang

[keen parrot]

hello i am grandmaster bortnyk, give me nitro and i give you tips for chess

[queen canyon]

hello, im bortnyk-chan uwu, im girl gimme nitro

[restive storm]

No u-words

[paper sorrel]

rude

[cunning shore]

UwU

[keen parrot]

uwhat?

[teal dragon]

Am girl gib nitro

[latent pebble]

let’s run it

[paper sorrel]

on my mobile rn

[queen canyon]

u-word starts with u so its a u-word

[paper sorrel]

cant

[cunning shore]

https://tenor.com/view/uwu-smug-anime-stare-gif-17603924

[paper sorrel]

im playing clash royale rn

[latent pebble]

I made a new lichess account and I did so well in my placement games, fell a ton then got back up

[restive storm]

It’s not the u-word though

[latent pebble]

me too mf

[paper sorrel]

why make a new acc

[teal dragon]

UwU

[upbeat viper]

uwu

[latent pebble]

send link

[paper sorrel]

fym

[restive storm]

no

[bright glade]

Ban

[latent pebble]

Lemme add you let’s run cr

[restive storm]

WHY

[paper sorrel]

bet

[teal dragon]

Lets gooo i love the doofussy

[paper sorrel]

brb

[latent pebble]

bro

[cunning shore]

UwU supremacy

[normal hatch]

Unfortunate

[undone bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-25599710

[queen canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kick-dance-gif-10262246

[restive storm]

Bro brilliant reacted his own message💀

[latent pebble]

@teal dragon nahhh I just looked at your latest game

[queen canyon]

fr who does that

[teal dragon]

Shit

[queen canyon]

fr who does that, alex is right

[paper sorrel]

how do u add ppl

[latent pebble]

That was so disrespectful

[cunning shore]

dont mind that, i was creating a poll lol

[paper sorrel]

fnx tell me ur clan

and ur name

[undone bridge]

clash of clans?

[digital phoenix]

Fnx fan club

[undone bridge]

translate "clash of clans" to chinese (traditional) and then back to english

[queen canyon]

@worn ice 😘

[latent pebble]

Click this link to add as friend in Clash Royale! https://link.clashroyale.com/invite/friend/en?tag=RRUJ0P2PL&token=sfkhwdpg&platform=iOS

[teal dragon]

Coc

[undone bridge]

hehehehaw

[digital phoenix]

I’m gonna abandon cc clan frfr

[queen canyon]

i love coc

[undone bridge]

cc clan dead asf

[normal hatch]

Yeah. Whatever happened to Lucy, the coc clan is dead as hell

[latent pebble]

oh shit I forgor about my clan imma get kicked out again

[queen canyon]

coc clan is even more dead

[undone bridge]

that's what happens in coc

[digital phoenix]

Play more cr give me more miners

[teal dragon]

[undone bridge]

careful

[queen canyon]

the coc blunder master bastards dont even donate me an electro dragon

[paper sorrel]

I clicked on it

whays ur name

[undone bridge]

why do you even want an e-drag

[queen canyon]

so i can attack bru

[normal hatch]

I dont have elec dragons

[paper sorrel]

i love miners

[queen canyon]

me neither im th 9 lel

[undone bridge]

why do you want to attack with an edrag in cc

[paper sorrel]

its bad

[latent pebble]

“yessir”

[digital phoenix]

My coc strategy is lava

[queen canyon]

so i can 3 star what else

[paper sorrel]

Ok

[undone bridge]

breh

[queen canyon]

if you use lavaloon then respectfully shut the fk up

[undone bridge]

what setup do you prefer?

[latent pebble]

lmaoooo you’re from Alberta @paper sorrel

😂 😂 😂

[undone bridge]

says the guy who wants edrag in cc 😭

[latent pebble]

What’s good Ron!!

[teal dragon]

Thats so real

[queen canyon]

im using dragon spam lightning hehehehaw

[grim edge]

5 more days before my irl tournament

[undone bridge]

😶

[queen canyon]

racial conflict

[grim edge]

Am nervous lol

[cunning shore]

lmao

[teal dragon]

edrag? Like dress up in drag but online?

[undone bridge]

wowzers

[teal dragon]

I never knew you were the type alex

[queen canyon]

edrag queen 🍤 slayyy

[digital phoenix]

I haven’t touched coc for like a long time

[teal dragon]

I support

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 미카사 애커만 (brandonchanfutien)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1601 (1755 peak)
Blitz: 1767 (1785 peak)
Bullet: 1512

[snow garden]

hi i also need help for yhe password game if anyones willing to help bc this shit is hard

[queen canyon]

yours or other's

[digital phoenix]

Urs

[undone bridge]

omg did you guys see the boy crossdresser who got caught by his parents cus tucker used his pics to say how masculinity is dying, and his parents recognized his posters 😭

[queen canyon]

😻

[snow garden]

can i have some help wit the password fame

game

[undone bridge]

Nb1

[digital phoenix]

Give discord password

[queen canyon]

give me nitro then i can help you

[snow garden]

:(

[hasty iris]

dm me

[queen canyon]

i need nitro so i can spam good emojis not the ones from this server

[digital phoenix]

[latent pebble]

damn you’re kinda bad bro @paper sorrel

Let’s run 2s

[digital phoenix]

Coming from u

[warped galleon]

Hello guys

[normal hatch]

Doesnt he have a winning score on you?

[latent pebble]

Cr also stfu!!

[queen canyon]

yoo wassup megu

[paper sorrel]

i made that account ehe. Iwas like 8

[latent pebble]

Lets run 2s

[normal hatch]

Aight

[latent pebble]

Alberta!!!

[paper sorrel]

no

[latent pebble]

Shit is so fire 🔥

[normal hatch]

Sup Alex

[paper sorrel]

im in ontario

[latent pebble]

lies

[paper sorrel]

ok

[latent pebble]

les run 2s

[paper sorrel]

ok

[digital phoenix]

Me when update

[hasty iris]

where 👀

[queen canyon]

give me full adress

[wispy spindle]

everybody do the flop xd nuzzles pounces rawrrrr

[normal hatch]

The what

[wispy spindle]

The flop

[queen canyon]

flop xd nuzzles punces rawrrr

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[real thunder]

whens the next chess update?

[nimble niche]

lmao unity's chess.com account got closed for fair play

[queen canyon]

spring 2024

[wispy spindle]

hello kitten

[queen canyon]

noob cheater

[mild harbor]

I need help again

[wispy spindle]

spring deez nuts on yo face

[mild harbor]

the stupid chicken is dying

[nimble niche]

he used to have the frenemy role here but now he's gone

[wispy spindle]

fcking what

[mild harbor]

THE PASSWORD GAME

[viscid jacinth]

Hola

[queen canyon]

he had the tourney soldier too i think

[real thunder]

oh okay Ty I'll be looking out bc the patch notes don't say anything after long castling was a thing and they nerf fenchetto meta

[digital phoenix]

Yeah he cheater

[queen canyon]

queen will no longer be meta

[keen parrot]

i would be the perfect frenemy

[queen canyon]

also en peassant will be buffed

[digital phoenix]

He never deserved frenemy

[mild harbor]

Can you help me with password game again

[queen canyon]

same with me

[glossy radish]

hi i’m v

[real thunder]

how to do unconnet my chess acc from my discord

[queen canyon]

is there an actual requirement for that role or what

[pliant pike]

Paul is the bane of my existence

[queen canyon]

use /disconnect

[pliant pike]

I hate Paul

[mild harbor]

I HATE PAUL

[real thunder]

okay Ty

[digital phoenix]

Obviously not cos half of it was undeserved

[queen canyon]

kinda true

[mild harbor]

@snow garden He hasnt gotten to paul yet

[queen canyon]

but frenemy is gone so it doesnt even matter anymore

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix send me moon discord server

[digital phoenix]

Are u not in

[viscid jacinth]

I deserved it 100%

[mild harbor]

Can you help me?

[viscid jacinth]

nope

[digital phoenix]

More than unity definitely

[pliant pike]

I completed the game 😎

[mild harbor]

Lucky

[viscid jacinth]

Why hate unity so much

[queen canyon]

i would probably deserve it now

[glossy radish]

not even

[pliant pike]

try to keep the worms between 3 and 8 at all times

[mild harbor]

3 and 8 got it

[digital phoenix]

Storm light is even worse

[keen parrot]

if you cheat you deserve to get beat ngl

[paper sorrel]

rigged

[latent pebble]

Always selling

[glossy radish]

dude stop

[digital phoenix]

Scum is the solution

[queen canyon]

who are you i cant see your name

[digital phoenix]

Scum is the question scum is the conclusion

[paper sorrel]

fnx stop goblin barreling on our bridge

[latent pebble]

V

[latent pebble]

That was a one time misclick

[digital phoenix]

Sssssscum

[glossy radish]

<@&1114065234135625758>

[queen canyon]

tell em to change that goofy role

[latent pebble]

you suck why am I always carrying

[paper sorrel]

fine

[digital phoenix]

But idk why unity didnt appeal

[glossy radish]

maybe he did

[paper sorrel]

how

[digital phoenix]

No one is worse than grim being shameless

[keen parrot]

probably cause he cheated

[paper sorrel]

im higher trophies

[latent pebble]

1-0

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Probably cause he cheated lmao

[latent pebble]

I don’t play that’s why

[digital phoenix]

Grim got accepted back in 1 day or smth

[paper sorrel]

i have a winning score on u in blitz and bullet

https://tenor.com/view/jackhorner-jack-horner-shut-up-jack-horner-puss-in-buts-jack-horner-puss-jack-horner-puss-in-gif-27462860

[digital phoenix]

And then he came in and acted like everything normal

[glossy radish]

people deserve second chsnves

[hasty iris]

DM

[digital phoenix]

Not those who are shameless about it

[queen canyon]

people dont deserve 2nd chsnves

[latent pebble]

“already said this multiple times, but I got greedy when i reached 1200. I blame myself for all of it”

[digital phoenix]

He needs a hotdog

[paper sorrel]

what is bro saying

[nimble niche]

another 1100 has been telling me that you only need to know one line against wayward queen and it's "refuted"

[latent pebble]

Me using an engine refutes it 🔥

[nimble niche]

that is kind of true but nobody except vimun knows the line

and me

[paper sorrel]

i counter fnx

[digital phoenix]

Vimun on the roof

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah moon server sucks

[digital phoenix]

How much for one vimun

[latent pebble]

bad cr player

[paper sorrel]

bad chse players

[viscid jacinth]

Any server which have general named lounge just sucks

[paper sorrel]

chess

[latent pebble]

I’m def underrated if I wanted I could push for 7500 ngl

[paper sorrel]

True

[digital phoenix]

I could also push to 9k also ur shit

[latent pebble]

Stfu

[paper sorrel]

ur deck countered mine

[digital phoenix]

I beat the shit out of u last time

[latent pebble]

Skill issue

[paper sorrel]

i.

[latent pebble]

low ovr bad player

You only beat me because you have a better deck

[digital phoenix]

U had counter

Ur bad

[paper sorrel]

Fnx im completely f2p

u def spent money

[glossy radish]

i’m at 82k messages

[digital phoenix]

f2p is good

I’m f2p and now my golden knight is stuck at lvl 13

[keen parrot]

huh what

[paper sorrel]

in my 6 years of playing

[digital phoenix]

How much for one vimun

[paper sorrel]

i have a 13 firecracker im considering using book of book

[nimble niche]

people below 2000 have no right to call wayward bad when all of them play Bg4 after Bg5

[keen parrot]

im expensive you cant afford me

[latent pebble]

Nah ong im f2p

[digital phoenix]

Eat my miner

[latent pebble]

p2w

Why did you stop mortar

[keen parrot]

i prefer majors

[alpine haven]

I’m f2p stuck at 5900

[paper sorrel]

3.2k gems

[digital phoenix]

Rg evolved rg

[nimble niche]

around a third of 2000s blunder by playing Bg4 after Bg5 in the wayward queen, believe it or not

[latent pebble]

You barely talk here anymore 😦

[nimble niche]

a large majority of people below 1700 play g6 then play Bc5

[digital phoenix]

Yeah idk what to use it on I spend 500 every tourney

[alpine haven]

P2w

[digital phoenix]

To get another archer queen I don’t need

[paper sorrel]

i barely ever spend gems and im at 2.5k

[nimble niche]

i've even played a 1900 who plays g6 and Be7 before

[latent pebble]

Thoughts on d6 line

[glossy radish]

yeah cuz this place sucks ass now

[digital phoenix]

No real money spent means still f2p

[latent pebble]

Fair

[digital phoenix]

Mastery?

[nimble niche]

what's special about it?

[paper sorrel]

nah gems

[digital phoenix]

Yeah u get gems from mastery

[paper sorrel]

mastery helps out a bit tho

[alpine haven]

I mean you spend real money to get level 14

[latent pebble]

Nothing I’m just curious on your thoughts about it

[digital phoenix]

I could be sitting on like 5k

[digital phoenix]

I’m not fully maxed and I have no maxed champions

[nimble niche]

i just play Bc4, what's wrong?

[paper sorrel]

getting the kings legend

[grim edge]

chess is so brutal, like when you think you're good and still blunder checkmate in one

[paper sorrel]

Get good

[digital phoenix]

I have a level 11 witch

[grim edge]

I'm expert though

[digital phoenix]

No

[nimble niche]

who tf plays h3?

[grim edge]

ya

[digital phoenix]

Experts do not say they’re experts

[digital phoenix]

What’s ur rating

[snow garden]

i need help again :(

[nimble niche]

the reason i cringed at gotham's wayward queen video was because he suggested h3

h3 is an objectively terrible move

[torpid lintel]

What help?

[grim edge]

like 2000 USCF but I don't play in many tournament because of my location and I'm poor

[nimble niche]

and practically even more terrible move

[digital phoenix]

Be better

[paper sorrel]

wayward is annoying to play and annoying to play against

[grim edge]

what's your rating cat overload?

[latent pebble]

Second most popular move

[nimble niche]

it's not annoying to play, it's pretty straightforward

[nimble niche]

those people have no idea how to play it

[torpid lintel]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[latent pebble]

I haven’t filtered out db give me a sec

[digital phoenix]

400

[grim edge]

git gud\

[warped galleon]

Guys do yall know any chess movies im bored so i figured out to watch a chess related movie

[digital phoenix]

Ur bad

[nimble niche]

just watch a normal movie

[torpid lintel]

Also you can see others rating in people profile.
Look #👾〡bot-guide @grim edge

[latent pebble]

Filtered to 2200+ and 3rd most popular

[hasty iris]

watch AlphaGo, not chess but so amazing and chess players like it a lot

[latent pebble]

Across the spider verse

[nimble niche]

gotham suggested h3 for some weird reason

[warped galleon]

Just watched American psyho

[paper sorrel]

mission impossible

[warped galleon]

Aight

[latent pebble]

It has one chess scene

[grim edge]

The Dark Horse is a good chess movie

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-stare-card-scene-going-insane-american-psycho-gif-26261029

[nimble niche]

Bg4 is not something you need to worry about

[warped galleon]

Aight

[warped galleon]

Mans crazy

[latent pebble]

American psycho was boring ngl

[paper sorrel]

how do i get gif perms

[normal hatch]

Watch John Wick

[grim edge]

the book is better @latent pebble

[paper sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/jackhorner-jack-horner-shut-up-jack-horner-puss-in-buts-jack-horner-puss-jack-horner-puss-in-gif-27462860

[latent pebble]

Haven’t read it

[nimble niche]

has anyone watched oppenheimer yet?

[warped galleon]

Did already all

[latent pebble]

not yet no

[paper sorrel]

no and i probably wont

[normal hatch]

I dont watch many films now

[nimble niche]

im going to find some time on the weekends to watch it pirated

[latent pebble]

I will forever pronounce it open-heimer

oppen is so goofy

[nimble niche]

i have too much time on the weekends

[warped galleon]

Oppenheimer*

[paper sorrel]

i have too much time rn

[latent pebble]

I’m well aware, I was showing how I pronounce it

[warped galleon]

Good

[normal hatch]

Unlearn the London

[latent pebble]

do you play 3.Qb6

[paper sorrel]

i only know the london from gotham

habent studied it

[nimble niche]

3...Qb6? I play 3... Nc6 and 4...Qb6

[warped galleon]

Same

[normal hatch]

Depends on if white plays c3 or e3. But yeah

[latent pebble]

oh yea btw first time watching anime in like two years Vinland saga s2

[paper sorrel]

Anime

[warped galleon]

💀

[paper sorrel]

[latent pebble]

I still don’t like anime ngl

[normal hatch]

Scotch

[warped galleon]

Ima watch monster probs @normal hatch

[nimble niche]

what are you thoughts on people who play dxc5 london?

[normal hatch]

Vinland is good

[paper sorrel]

[warped galleon]

Im on like ep 5

[latent pebble]

goofy

[paper sorrel]

one piece was my childhood anime

[grim edge]

anyone here love endgames?

[normal hatch]

Its good. Though it’s probably not to everyones taste, I hope you enjoy it. I certainly did

[latent pebble]

Bro watched mid piece lol

[paper sorrel]

one peak

[normal hatch]

Better than London

[latent pebble]

Are there any new movies

[normal hatch]

U seen the new trailer?

[paper sorrel]

scotch is refuted

[paper sorrel]

no

im not interested in one oiece

[grim edge]

@latent pebble no. they stopped making movies

[latent pebble]

wait omg Oppenheimer is on my site now CAM tho

[normal hatch]

Bruh

[paper sorrel]

i used to be on ep 150

[normal hatch]

no

[paper sorrel]

sorry

[latent pebble]

Steinitz not refuted

[normal hatch]

Bro you need to catch up to ep 1070🔥🔥bro its good🔥🔥

[normal hatch]

Dogwater

[latent pebble]

anyone know where I can watch Barbie movie

[paper sorrel]

nah

[paper sorrel]

goku.to

[undone bridge]

why ia #6 global on coc called fnx

[paper sorrel]

🔥

[latent pebble]

because I’m literally the goat

[normal hatch]

Rat

[undone bridge]

apparently not, if you're #6

[paper sorrel]

im going to explode

[dark rock]

What a bargain!

[latent pebble]

#6 is khan brothers

[normal hatch]

Wouldn’t waste a dollar on pickles

[paper sorrel]

Imma go watch overlord

[undone bridge]

that is #6 top clan i meant #6 top player

[latent pebble]

oh

[normal hatch]

Its shit

[paper sorrel]

no

[normal hatch]

It is

[latent pebble]

That is literally me

[paper sorrel]

whay do i watch

[normal hatch]

Jojo

[latent pebble]

ok mfs had an ad in the middle of the movie 💀

[paper sorrel]

No

im good

[normal hatch]

Hxh

[paper sorrel]

already watched

7 / 10

[hasty raven]

Just bought Oblivion and both DLCs

I hope it's good.

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

Mushoku Tensei

[paper sorrel]

8,5/10

maybe lower

[paper sorrel]

objective rating

[normal hatch]

Ur ratings suck

[paper sorrel]

give urs

[normal hatch]

9 and 8

[paper sorrel]

fine hxh gets an 8

[normal hatch]

Theres not many good animes now that I think about it

[paper sorrel]

true

[hasty raven]

Have any of you guys seen the Barbie movie

[paper sorrel]

hxh chimera ant was mid

[hasty raven]

I want to, but I don't wanna go alone

[paper sorrel]

Bring friends

[hasty raven]

They're working.

[normal hatch]

I would say the most obscene of slurs but this is the cc chat

[paper sorrel]

It was tho

i liked the spider arc

[normal hatch]

U watched death note?

[paper sorrel]

worst arc was chairman

[paper sorrel]

yes

[normal hatch]

Tf is spider arc

Oh nvm

[paper sorrel]

9/10

oops

[normal hatch]

I hope you sleep well tonight

[paper sorrel]

death note was good

[normal hatch]

One punch man

[paper sorrel]

watched

ill waych jojo

it will probably be a 6

[wintry trail]

Hxh

[normal hatch]

Part one maybe

[wintry trail]

Black clover

Dragon balls

Naruto

One piece

[latent pebble]

Terror in resonance

[wintry trail]

Date grand order

Spy x family

[normal hatch]

One piece the only good one

[wintry trail]

Aot

[paper sorrel]

what is rthat

[normal hatch]

Sucked shit. Was boring

[wintry trail]

Mha

[paper sorrel]

neber wagching naruto

[normal hatch]

Terrorists

[paper sorrel]

bad

[wintry trail]

Tokyo ghoul and revenges

Jujitsu kaizen

[normal hatch]

Ur naming pure garbage

[wintry trail]

Nahhhh

[paper sorrel]

tru

[wintry trail]

Jujitsu kaizen is good

[paper sorrel]

mid

[wintry trail]

Demon slayer is actually good

[normal hatch]

Both Carried by the animation

[paper sorrel]

demon slayer was good i guess

[normal hatch]

Sub-par plot

[sweet kestrel]

guys

[wintry trail]

Aot has to be good

[sweet kestrel]

why arent we making th chess.com pawn on r/place?

[paper sorrel]

idk

[sweet kestrel]

it seems cool?

[normal hatch]

I liked it

[wintry trail]

Fate grand order?

Spy x family?

[normal hatch]

Wish the same studio would’ve done s4. Sadly didnt have the time

[latent pebble]

hmmmmmm

[grim edge]

any one wanna play a few games

[chrome veldt]

Let’s goooo I was 400 like last month won’t be long til I’m 1000

[normal hatch]

Jack shit of a timeline and Spy x Family got boring for me personally

[wintry trail]

Chainsaw man is awesome

[chrome veldt]

You spelt ultraviolet wrong

[wintry trail]

Ik

[chrome veldt]

Why would you do such a thing

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[wintry trail]

I’m too lazy to fix it

[chrome veldt]

I would beat you up in real life

[wintry trail]

What about the rising shield or smth

With the squirrel girl

[chrome veldt]

No one who doesn’t know how to spell could beat me in a hand to hand duel

[normal hatch]

I liked it. Mappa didnt seem to put as much of a budget as they did on things like jjk. Maybe bc they keep taking too many damn projects and overwork their staff

[wintry trail]

I’ll love to see u try

[latent pebble]

it always tends to be the anime geeks that have the most outrageous comments

[grim edge]

You wont be 1000 for another 4 months buddy

[wintry trail]

Aw srsly ok

[grim edge]

@chrome veldt wanna play a few games

[normal hatch]

Womp Womp

[grim edge]

Chainsawman was decent but nothing crazy tbh

fr

[normal hatch]

I dont watch many anime anymore. Was so into it a couple years back tho

[chrome veldt]

Not true my skill level is around 1000 I just haven’t played enough to get there. I could beat/draw 1000s all day

[chrome veldt]

Just one I’m tired

[wintry trail]

Assassination classroom?

[grim edge]

Im joking with you, you will easily get there dont worry

alr

[wintry trail]

Oooo sao

[chrome veldt]

First of all I’m Bigger than you and second of all you don’t know how to spell

[chrome veldt]

Ok ok sounds good big guy

[wintry trail]

Who r u

[normal hatch]

Liked

[hybrid swallow]

I mean it's better than kabaneri

[chrome veldt]

Patrick James Muller

[grim edge]

Bro went to the gym for 2 days and now has an ego

[wintry trail]

Ok parick jams gullet

[hybrid swallow]

[grim edge]

Its better than a lot of anime

[wintry trail]

Ikr

[chrome veldt]

Put some respect on my name

[hybrid swallow]

Yea but they're lookalikes

[wintry trail]

Hey idk how to spell

Too bad patreek Jammie’s huller

[chrome veldt]

This is me in case you were wondering

[wintry trail]

💀💀💀

R u even 13

[hybrid swallow]

Imagine women
☕

[chrome veldt]

How does my hair look

[wintry trail]

U look 10

[wintry trail]

Slick fancy nice

[chrome veldt]

Old video of my friend from like 5 years

[sweet kestrel]

bro what is this garbage man... tf yall doin

[grim edge]

Patrick you got a receding hairline

[wintry trail]

Mhm yea why did u ask for ur hair then

[hybrid swallow]

I dunno
I'm confusion rn

[chrome veldt]

I’d beat up anyoje on here in real life

[chrome veldt]

It’s a joke bro 😭

[sweet kestrel]

i mean youre also gay

[wintry trail]

I bet ur scared of spiders

[wintry trail]

How was taht a joke 💀

It wasn’t even funny

[chrome veldt]

Because his hair looks funny

[hybrid swallow]

I mean just think about it this way
Women ☕

[wintry trail]

Ok sure

[hybrid swallow]

[chrome veldt]

You don’t have a very good sense of humor idk what to tel you bud

This is actually me

[wintry trail]

What do u want me to say

[hybrid swallow]

You got the 13 yo sense of humour so I dunno

[sweet kestrel]

why do you have beef with everyone man

[wintry trail]

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY LMFAO

[wintry trail]

Taht guy was on steroids

[chrome veldt]

No it’s just a passing joke

[sharp smelt]

ok

[wintry trail]

No shit sherlock

[chrome veldt]

??

[wintry trail]

🎃🫶

[chrome veldt]

This is really me

[wintry trail]

Idgaf

😎🙏

[grim edge]

Okay we got it

[chrome veldt]

This is really me

[sweet kestrel]

Reeko, you have a suspicious ammount of kida in your gallery...

[hybrid swallow]

Cat

[vocal geyser]

yo, rate this edit.

[chrome veldt]

I’m 14 buddy cool it

[grim edge]

What u looking at

[chrome veldt]

You , bum

[chrome veldt]

LETS GOOOOO BOSTONNNNNNN

[hybrid swallow]

Anyway
Switch of subject
Here is a cute danger noodle

[vocal geyser]

🤓👆

[chrome veldt]

Average redditor

[chrome veldt]

Guys this is me

[vocal geyser]

ok.

[dim pumice]

Guys Im 1804 elo why Im in 1600-1799 elo group

Oh

[normal hatch]

Just updated

[chrome veldt]

Guys this is me guys

[glossy radish]

gnight

[keen parrot]

gn night

[queen canyon]

ghhhh

[indigo sparrow]

في حد عربي هان

[keen parrot]

ingles por favor

[indigo sparrow]

Sup

[queen canyon]

por favorrr

fench exquisite

[charred stream]

Why did white resign

[indigo sparrow]

Shush

[queen canyon]

he is a mod he is gonna ban you

[keen parrot]

yes i am mobulator

ban ban ban ban!

[queen canyon]

banners banners

[indigo sparrow]

[torpid lintel]

i lose this game

[indigo sparrow]

[keen parrot]

just qc3

[indigo sparrow]

Lol

[keen parrot]

what

[torpid lintel]

Maybe white can't just stop pawns

[queen canyon]

???

[charred stream]

What wrong with you guys?

[keen parrot]

says you 💀

[queen canyon]

???

[charred stream]

Hm?

[torpid lintel]

I know that game is over but let me show you what happened after that 😅

[charred stream]

Why are people crazy today?

I just joined chat

[grim edge]

Theres a lot wrong with these kids

[queen canyon]

you literally said "kill urself" dont play the victim

[charred stream]

Says u 💀

[indigo sparrow]

Big Arabic man

[charred stream]

I didn't, proof?

[torpid lintel]

this :(

[indigo sparrow]

????

[keen parrot]

logs

[queen canyon]

<@&745328830649991179> check logs

[keen parrot]

good call, he prob deleted it himself

[grim edge]

Dude ive been keeping to myself lately, aint acting up like these dunbasses

[queen canyon]

blud thinks he can clutch a mute

[keen parrot]

cause you cant say that

[torpid lintel]

Yes

[queen canyon]

you literally procedeed to defend yourself

[grim edge]

Woah woah guys please stop, i dont like drama

[indigo sparrow]

[grim edge]

Yo sup burgerking

Hi

[torpid lintel]

I guess I should take 1 day rest from chess and do some study of chess haha

[grim edge]

No pain no gain

[queen canyon]

studying chess isnt a break from chess

[grim edge]

Play stronger players, then playing your elo players will be a fking joke lmao

[upbeat viper]

fact

and if you need an ego boost play some low rated peeps

[torpid lintel]

Ohh then I can say break from playing chess haha

[upbeat viper]

that'll make you feel better

[queen canyon]

yea that sounds better

[grim edge]

I mean how are you gonna perform against higher rated players if you struggle against people your own rating

[torpid lintel]

xD
So Bast you are stronger then me so can you play? @upbeat viper 😅

[grim edge]

I wont fall for your propaganda

[upbeat viper]

it's 10am

that's very late for me

[grim edge]

I would argue its early

Its 4am for me

Wesh tes fr?

[queen canyon]

go sleep

[grim edge]

I mean its what im doing, im 617 but i play 1000’s-1800’s, of course i lose but im getting way better

Is it allowed to speak languages other than english here? @upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

nop

[grim edge]

Oh alr

Why would i? I know what it is

[lavish relic]

If a tree falls, and no one is around close enough to perceive the sound that it makes, does it still make a sound?

[grim edge]

Yes it does

[grim edge]

That isn’t helpful if you can’t learn from the games you play because its so advanced for you

Like what is the point of playing against someone double your rating and getting absolutely destroyed

[grim edge]

Dude they punish my mistakes, thats what i learn from, to not make fking mistakes

Dude im abt to stop making blunders at 617 elo entirely

[torpid lintel]

but okay we can play later :)

[grim edge]

Now i have a small gut feeling knowing when i make a bad move

That cant be bad at all

[fiery beacon]

I'm rated 666 in bullet rn

I am literally the child of stan

[paper sorrel]

does t everyone know when they made a bad move

For thr modt

Part

[clear sequoia]

Bastoura's default schedule is more Guatemalan than French.

[upbeat viper]

👀

naaah

[grim edge]

Ah yes stan

[upbeat viper]

it's just cycling

[grim edge]

I just raged cuz i didnt realise that i made a mistake before

Now im seeing better moves naturally as well

I could beat anyone my elo i just dont like elo grinding it gives me anxiety

[teal dragon]

HELLO DOOFUS!! 😇

[grim edge]

Bastoura best mod hands down

[clear sequoia]

Hello! (My schedule is jetlagged right now. Stayed up too late to finish all my chess homework.)

[teal dragon]

not the homework

[torpid lintel]

What kind of chess homework? 👀

[paper sorrel]

nice

[torpid lintel]

Also hi R_doofus

[keen star]

hi alice

[grim edge]

hello everyone

[teal dragon]

Hi chimotokljyfxssgnydxge

[torpid lintel]

Hello!

[keen star]

almost had it

[fallen storm]

+1 adopted

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[grim edge]

hi

[keen star]

TRACKMANIA?

[teal dragon]

Hot

[fallen storm]

10-0

[keen star]

royal fork

[heady blaze]

zoinks

[keen star]

JINKIES

[upbeat viper]

wut

[fiery beacon]

hail stan

[heady blaze]

thats unlucky bro

[upbeat viper]

no match longer than 21 moves ?

[fiery beacon]

great album by periphery

[bright glade]

That time control is 30+0 or 15+10?

[grim edge]

Looks like my game archive lmao

[keen star]

dude he is literally getting killed by him

[bright glade]

How tf does a 1700 not avoid adoption in such a long time control

[fiery beacon]

Blood Eagle is the best song from the album, very crushing song

[bright glade]

Was the 1700 even trying

[keen star]

he probably has bad day or is sandbagging so he can get into lower arenas

[keen dock]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/51492577359 plz review my best game yet in my life

[worn ice]

GrannieWithAGat (682) vs. Lwnar (590)

Move List

1. [e4] d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Nh4 e5 4. Bc4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. f3 exf3 7. gxf3 e4 8. fxe4 Ne5 9. Bb3 Bg4 10. Ne2 Nf3+ 11. Kf1 Nxh4 12. d3 Bf3 13. Rg1 Bc5 14. Rxg7 Bg2+ 15. Rxg2 Nxg2 16. Kxg2 Rg8+ 17. Ng3 Qd4 18. Qe2 Qg1+ 19. Kf3 Qh1+ 20. Kf4 Rg4+ 21. Kf5 Qg1 22. Ba4+ c6 23. Qf3 O-O-O 24. b4 Bd4 25. Bb2 b5 26. Rxg1 Bxb2 27. Bb3 Re8 

[keen star]

(accuracy 10)

[keen dock]

noo my accuracy was 99%

[keen star]

oh good job

[keen dock]

it was my best game bro im so proud of it i played like a 2000

[keen star]

i had 97.8 max i think

[keen dock]

wow

ur so good bro plz review my game

[keen star]

i am elo 500 in rapid

[lavish relic]

2000 calories is the recommended amount energy for your diet a day

[teal herald]

Why can't I send pic@fallen storm

[spiral cloud]

christ i am on a losing streak

[fallen storm]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[spiral cloud]

got all the way to 650 and now im 550

[grim edge]

Less if u wanna lose weight, more if you wanna gain some

[lavish relic]

@teal herald Welcome!

[lavish relic]

I am quite fat.

[keen star]

i eat like 1k a day in 2 meals (i am still fat though)

[fallen storm]

i guess not

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/pvqZl0rztxE

[spiral cloud]

breaking the laws of physics

you know beverages count right

[lavish relic]

Yes I know what it's like

Hmm

2000 elo 2000 calories

[keen star]

possible i am breaking the laws of the universe. breaking space time continuum is fun

[grim edge]

Nuhuh youre just ready to cut down that layer and get to your beautiful muscles already, go have a very intense home workout once every few days and youre gonna be fine, start simple you dont have to die to exercise

[lavish relic]

Calories elo challenge

[teal herald]

Bro analysed your game and you had 13 brilliant moves in it, it was just because of stalemate threat but I have never seen it in a serious game

[spiral cloud]

this is much more likely and plausible than you just being crap at counting calories

[fallen storm]

yeah I was so proud of that one

it's against a 2600 after all

[teal herald]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

my puzzle battle rating is almost recovered

[teal herald]

I thought you were lasanga

[keen star]

my free premium spotify that i had 1 month longer then i should ended :(

[grim edge]

i get free Spotify premium

[spiral cloud]

lol how ar epeople cheating at my elo, you think they'd be higher elo. i keep getting mails that say someone i played was cheating

[clear sequoia]

Right now, I have three coaches. (Which is not a good idea normally.)

With one (GM, 1on1) I do positional stuff. He sometimes gives me some homework, but generally it doesn't make that much sense. In sessions, he gives me a position, and I tell him my bullet, blitz, and rapid move and explain my thought process. (If I'd just give him the solution to a puzzle that wouldn't be that helpful.)

My new coach (WGM, 1on1) identified calculation as something I need to work on. I have a session with her this evening, so I finished all the calculation exercises. These are similar to normal puzzles, but often you're playing for a draw, and there may be multiple solutions. I get mostly practical endgames, as that requires the most amount of calculation.

My group coach (~2150 FIDE) gives us a mix of positional and tactical exercises. These are much easier though.

I'm also a member in a coaching program where we get weekly homework, but I finished that yesterday midday already.

[keen star]

how

[grim edge]

magic

[keen star]

bet you broke through their firewall and rewrote the code for your account

[grim edge]

basically

[keen star]

magical fr fr

3 ADDS AFTER EACH OTHER. OMG I MISS PREMIUM ALREADY

[spiral cloud]

smells broke in here

[grim edge]

someone’s mother just gave them $100 for their birthday

[keen star]

i am fricking broke. i had to save up for like 6 months to get mice for 50 dollar

[spiral cloud]

yes, yours

[grim edge]

get a job bro 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Hi

[grim edge]

my mother is dead

[keen star]

i am 15

[spiral cloud]

i was in her will

[grim edge]

So?

[viscid jacinth]

The thing is no one works when they are 15

[grim edge]

Please do not mock my mother she doesn’t give money to fatasses

[viscid jacinth]

Welcome in my ted talk

[keen star]

and i am not in country that does child labor. and part times are hard to find bcs all the spots are taken and i don't wanna be at some random bunker for 8 hours a day to get like 10 bucks a day

[spiral cloud]

excuse me sir, you started it, you reap what you sow.

[glass nymph]

i played a rapid otb tournament yesterday and won 75 dollars

you can also make money in chess

[viscid jacinth]

Kinda true

[grim edge]

i was getting paid 16.50$/h at 15 for working at a cafe

[viscid jacinth]

damn

[viscid jacinth]

You also drink vodka

[grim edge]

uh yeah ? so

[viscid jacinth]

So

[keen star]

did you see the message whole? all the part times (that are good) are already taken

[viscid jacinth]

Are u even studying

[grim edge]

there’s always something if you look hard enough

[grim edge]

yeah?

[keen star]

not going to be good

[grim edge]

[viscid jacinth]

U go in parties go to school and work in a cafe

[digital phoenix]

free win frfr

[grim edge]

ummm yeah

[keen star]

17 hundred? good job

[keen star]

(sounds suspicious to me)

[viscid jacinth]

I mean idk i think studying first THAN working is way better

[fiery beacon]

what should I do with my life

[fallen storm]

bruh, I just farmed brilliant moves that game

[digital phoenix]

lezz go 1804 puzzle battle now

[fiery beacon]

bro took the hoe and went farming

[grim edge]

when u getting back to 2400?

[digital phoenix]

i have never seen the most undeserved wins of my life

[fallen storm]

frfr

[fiery beacon]

bro grabbed the trowel

[keen star]

play games until your brain is totally melted and then start working on your self from start (i call it the great restart)

[digital phoenix]

not today probably

[grim edge]

you can do both no?

[fallen storm]

chess.com thought I was 2550

[viscid jacinth]

no

[fiery beacon]

bro gardened those brilliants like my grandma with her flowers

[viscid jacinth]

Half day in school and half day revising

[grim edge]

wdym

[viscid jacinth]

Keep the work for later when u become adult

[fiery beacon]

bro really took the tractor and went to town with the brilliants

ok i'm done

[fallen storm]

yeah thanks

[grim edge]

money is money

[fiery beacon]

I did that recently

I just play bullet now

[digital phoenix]

draws get higher

i got a 3050

[fallen storm]

😳

[keen star]

complete whole far cry series (excluding 6 bcs no one likes 6) and do all of them on 100 % completion

[fiery beacon]

i'm broke

[keen star]

you didn't buy the far cry 5 bundle that was for 20 €? it was every DLC+far cry new dawn+fry cry 3

[fiery beacon]

i didn't know that was a thing

[keen star]

kinda sad it didn't have blood dragon. that was best dlc in the history of all games

[fiery beacon]

should I expand my massive CD collection (I don't have the money to buy but like 1 CD, but I like imagining I could buy more)

[grim edge]

lol

[keen star]

i don't buy much games. i only buy games that are too big to be downloaded from steamunlocked

[opal nacelle]

truly one of the dlcs of all time

[viscid jacinth]

16 dollars for a long time of work is eh

[fiery beacon]

oh my god, I forgot about that website

[keen star]

frfr

[torpid lintel]

Oh you now got 3 coach? That's a lot but good thing is they help you improve on positional stuff ,Calculation and more :)
But yes make sure to take some rest too haha for example sleep in time eat in time and more 😅

[fiery beacon]

I got new internet that's like 20x the speed of what I used to have

imagine how many games I could pirate

[keen star]

thanks to it i started with BTD6 (don't play it now but i had 500 hours on it)

[grim edge]

Depends on the currency

[opal nacelle]

its pirating time

[fiery beacon]

plus I figured out how to use bit torrent so I bet I could dowload 70 gigs in the span of a couple hours now

[keen star]

I SOLD SOMETHING ON STEAM MARKET

[fiery beacon]

used to it took me a whole week to download halo

I have infinite power

[mellow jay]

omg this looks so wrong lmao

[fiery beacon]

there should be an anime about chess

[keen star]

me when i play by my self as a kid

[mellow jay]

agreed

[keen star]

there is anime about gambling i bet there must be anime about chess

[grim edge]

shogi is more popular in japan

[teal dragon]

That would be lame asl

[mellow jay]

true tho

[fiery beacon]

Idk what that is I only watch romance anime 💀

i have no life

[grim edge]

shogi is japanese chess

[fiery beacon]

cool

[keen star]

there is literally anime where everything that happens is that they sit at table at school and scream at each other that they won 2000000 yen

[fiery beacon]

there's a lishogi

there's a li for everything

[teal dragon]

Just bc it exists doesnt make it good

[fiery beacon]

lishogi, lichess, licheckers

[mellow jay]

seriously

[keen star]

and that anime is popular enough to have at least 5 costumes at every anime con

[teal dragon]

Thanks sherlock

[grim edge]

Kakegurui is good

[mossy vector]

Yooo

[keen star]

don't like it personally

[fiery beacon]

I've been looking at it for a while but I've never got around to it

[grim edge]

Huh?

i miss her

[mossy vector]

💓💓

[lavish umbra]

Lol