💬〡general-off-topic

[undone dove]

You can improve at it

[spiral cloud]

how's he gonna know what suits him unless he plays stuff he hasn't playe dbefore

[undone dove]

Most gambits won't

[gritty cliff]

they do but ok

[shy crescent]

Anyone interested in drawing chess.com logo in r/place??

[rich dawn]

Ok 1 more question

[undone dove]

Danish? KG? Evans?

[gritty cliff]

no

[rich dawn]

Positional or tactical chess?

[opal nacelle]

you see my roles? yeah shut up newcomer

[spiral cloud]

no

[gritty cliff]

danish 💪

[shy crescent]

ah thats sad

[undone dove]

Around 2: Marshall and QG

[undone dove]

Dead lost

[gritty cliff]

ok sir

[gritty cliff]

1v1 me now

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Liv Hanover (neurofumo)

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Rapid: 400 (737 peak)
Blitz: 400
Bullet: 490

[undone dove]

Or at least absolute equality

[gritty cliff]

i'll play as white @undone dove

[spiral cloud]

i think you missed the point lol

[opal nacelle]

yo nah

[undone dove]

Don't use stockfish or else

[gritty cliff]

i wont i swear

[opal nacelle]

wth

[spiral cloud]

oh wow.. 400? Do you know what all the pieces do yet?

[gritty cliff]

@undone dove https://play.chess.com/nDVGi

[opal nacelle]

it was a joke

[opal nacelle]

im 700

rapid

[spiral cloud]

but it says 400

[opal nacelle]

bot glitches sometimes

[lament bough]

I make loads of hideous mistakes lol

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 811 (812 peak)
Blitz: 741 (744 peak)
Bullet: 767 (874 peak)

[spiral cloud]

oh your profile does say 700

[median scarab]

I'm dying of death

[spiral cloud]

skill issue

[opal nacelle]

im ass at rapid 🔥 🔥 🔥

[lament bough]

10 blunders 😂😂😂

[opal nacelle]

blitz*

[spiral cloud]

i only play rapid and daily

i dont really enjoy the super fast chess

[hard gyro]

Hey guys

[lament bough]

Bullet and blitz are hard for beginners, I would run out of time

[spiral cloud]

maybe if i have a bunch of openers very very well memorized

so far I have the london system and caro kann

[hard gyro]

How are y'all doing?

[lament bough]

My last game, was quite proud of it. 51 moves

[opal nacelle]

me

[undone dove]

@gritty cliff ggs

[gritty cliff]

ggs
you were lsoing at the start though

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-bennett-gif-17991077

playing chess

[undone dove]

You had to attack

[upbeat viper]

opening isn't important at your elo

[gritty cliff]

apparently i missed a rook sac so it doesnt coutn

[upbeat viper]

as long as you follow the opening principles you should be okay

[undone dove]

Yeah

[upbeat viper]

focus on tactics and midgame

[spiral cloud]

yes yes i know everyone below GM doesn't know how the pieces move

[lament bough]

Only ones you need to know are defences against scholars mate and fried liver. The rest is tactics

[gritty cliff]

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY, MY DISCORD USERNAME IS MEPUSHP

[opal nacelle]

true

[spiral cloud]

false

[gritty cliff]

THANKS

[upbeat viper]

fried liver ? unnecessary just play Bc5 not Nf6

[gritty cliff]

you're cool bro

[lament bough]

Happens all of the time at this Elo

[upbeat viper]

can't happen if you play Bc5

[undone dove]

We both played perfectly in the openings but you got crushed in the middlegame (28% accuracy vs 64)

[lament bough]

I mean people try that or scholars mate

[gritty cliff]

thanks

[spiral cloud]

i like london system a lot but it also means i play only one kind of chess game

but it's basically freelo cause you just catch blunders lol

[lament bough]

At least 40% of my opponents play scholars mate. Maybe 50%

[keen parrot]

fried liver is objectively ass

[undone dove]

It's fine

[upbeat viper]

fried liver =/= wayward tho'

[undone dove]

dont say that here

[queen canyon]

≠

[spiral cloud]

london system is the best system and everyone loves playing against me they have a great time

[fading spruce]

@upbeat viper you and me both know the Crab is the best opening

[undone dove]

best system I agree because all systems are ass

[delicate island]

I am finally 1600😭😭😭

[opal nacelle]

ok

[delicate island]

I got 3 winstreaks yey

[spiral cloud]

congratualtions

[upbeat viper]

bonk

[opal nacelle]

ok

[lament bough]

F3 first for the win

[spiral cloud]

disregard the disrespectful weeb, im sure you're proud of your achievement, and you should be

[fading spruce]

That’s the sound I make when beating FMs with the Crab

[opal nacelle]

huh

[fading spruce]

Silence weeb

[opal nacelle]

i am not a weeb

[viscid jacinth]

Ok

[opal nacelle]

hell naw

[thorny inlet]

[digital phoenix]

i think my teammate is cheating

[opal nacelle]

💀

[spiral cloud]

what variant of chess is this

[fading spruce]

Nah it’s just a skill issue

[opal nacelle]

yeah i think he is

[undone dove]

It's not chess I believe

[pallid whale]

Fortnite variant

[opal nacelle]

csgo variant

[digital phoenix]

ok now i see him spinning around fast idk what happened earler

[opal nacelle]

nah hes not cheating

[lament bough]

Counter strike is still played? Lol

[opal nacelle]

hes playing with a steering wheel

[digital phoenix]

u right

[blazing oxide]

Friend's daughter just did her first chess tourney. She's black

[opal nacelle]

i think it's bc of cs2

[fading spruce]

No she’s not

[spiral cloud]

looks white to me

[grim edge]

W

[spiral cloud]

(jokes aside that's cool)

[undone dove]

What did they say to him

[digital phoenix]

it was from 6 rounds ago im not gonna ss everything

[hard gyro]

Rude.

[grim edge]

wut

[spiral cloud]

what if there was regular chess, but the clock was two gongs

[hard gyro]

Caption.

[grim edge]

i don’t understand how it’s rude

[opal nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1110817246755967087.png?quality=lossless&size=160

[digital phoenix]

great kill

[hard gyro]

r/whoooosh

[spiral cloud]

hey keep it chess related

[opal nacelle]

cs2?

[digital phoenix]

no

[grim edge]

Average cs player

[fading spruce]

Yeah you kind of ruined the joke completely

[digital phoenix]

no its old cs

[opal nacelle]

o

[digital phoenix]

yessir 60 kills average

[spiral cloud]

i will call the mods

[blazing oxide]

Edgelord teenagers on the internet will make any excuse to make an obvious dumb joke

[hard gyro]

No I didn't 💀

[grim edge]

lmao

[hard gyro]

Ouch.

[grim edge]

mirage or dust 2

[opal nacelle]

lmfao

[digital phoenix]

cry more

[digital phoenix]

#💬〡chess-talk is there for u

also ping mods on the weird people when u see them

[echo kestrel]

Yay I got a brilliant!! (Also yeah, this position was a complete mess)

[fading spruce]

@echo kestrel play me

[keen parrot]

vertigo is the best cs map

[spiral cloud]

what does the channel topic say

[grim edge]

i don’t like vertigo too small

[echo kestrel]

Bro I gotta sleep I gotta leave for a bughouse tournament in 4 hours

[fading spruce]

Bughouse 💀

[echo kestrel]

It's the best

[spiral cloud]

cs_crackhouse was the best map ever

[keen parrot]

skill issue tbh

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge hes better than u

[grim edge]

LMAO

[near drift]

what is a good opening against the english

[spiral cloud]

dumping tea

[grim edge]

1. h6

[near drift]

what

[dire current]

agincourt

[opal nacelle]

only 90 kills?

[spiral cloud]

bombing dresden

[near drift]

I think its the duch

[digital phoenix]

yeah well i had 3 teammates earlier

[upbeat viper]

rank

[lament bough]

Leave their fish n chips alone

[fading spruce]

What happened to chess related?

[near drift]

1200

[digital phoenix]

i dont have a rank bro

[dire current]

france

[upbeat viper]

smh

[undone dove]

e6

[digital phoenix]

but i love being on cheater team

[grim edge]

i used to run csgo for like 2 weeks straight sometimes

[undone dove]

dresden's german

[near drift]

yes e6 good

[spiral cloud]

i believe they said 'cry more'

[undone dove]

Yeah my choice

[near drift]

how does want to play

ches

[spiral cloud]

excuse me?

[dire current]

mhm ill trash it

[near drift]

what is your elo mr

[dire current]

agincourt is weak 💀

[spiral cloud]

600

[near drift]

1200

[spiral cloud]

to make it even, i should move twice each turn

[grim edge]

Man I’m happy with my 238 elo

[undone dove]

"1953 rapid"

[grim edge]

i’m 56 elo

[grim edge]

Did I stutter

[spiral cloud]

dear lord there are a lot of weebs in here

[grim edge]

no?

[echo kestrel]

My elo sucks I'm only 2052 😭 😭

[grim edge]

I can vouch he is 56 elo

i’m bad

[opal nacelle]

cool

[grim edge]

i’m really bad at chess

i wanna hit 100 elo so bad

[spiral cloud]

im above average, which is 600

[fading spruce]

I am only 400 rated

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 400 (1576 peak)
Blitz: 400 (1948 peak)
Bullet: 1212 (1242 peak)

[lament bough]

Average is 600?

[undone dove]

dead albert

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hi3333333333

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Rapid: 1874 (1874 peak)
Blitz: 1200 (1619 peak)
Bullet: 1320 (1320 peak)

[echo kestrel]

LOL WHAT

[undone dove]

Yoo I'm 1200 now

[grim edge]

the bot has been bugging and making peoples elo weird

[fading spruce]

Yeah bro I really fell off

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1899 (1899 peak)
Blitz: 2052 (2121 peak)
Bullet: 2000 (2000 peak)

[grim edge]

Man u trash

[rose thunder]

it’s a bug

[fading spruce]

I stopped playing the Crab

[echo kestrel]

Dang bro idk if I wanna play you anymore

[fading spruce]

And that’s what happened

[echo kestrel]

Bro I've beaten 2000s with that. It should work

[fading spruce]

:’(

[near drift]

hey bot what is the rating of The Robot Matrix

[spiral cloud]

okay so im slightly below average

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 400 (1046 peak)
Blitz: 1207 (1232 peak)

[undone dove]

SILENCE PLAY ME

[rose thunder]

finally, 400 ELO

[near drift]

400

[fading spruce]

I went from beating FMs with the Crab to losing 2000 rating points

[near drift]

I am 1200

[echo kestrel]

Dang bro... that's crazy

[grim edge]

Ok don’t cry when u get trashed jkjk

[lament bough]

Was 390 just over 3 weeks ago and now I’m bouncing around 700

[near drift]

my freind is an Im

[lament bough]

Only played for a month

[echo kestrel]

Bro you lost 250 games in a row

[spiral cloud]

that's basically me

[fading spruce]

To 100s

[undone dove]

You send

[young gust]

chess.com said i played like a 1900 when im 1200

[echo kestrel]

Tells me I play like a 2800

Gimme the GM title already

[spiral cloud]

600 is a weird elo, people just take every trade it's weird

[lament bough]

Always puts me higher then I got told it doesn’t really mean anything and it hurt 😂😂

[spiral cloud]

i can win a lot of games just by stacking my defense

[fading spruce]

Ong I am only 400 but play like a 2600

[echo kestrel]

Lol I'm 2000. The lowest performance elo I've ever had was 800

[fading spruce]

I need that GM title

[rose thunder]

as a 2000?

[echo kestrel]

I see 1200 performance ratings all the time at my level. If you have 1 bad game it tells you that you suck lol

[lament bough]

I have 100’s on that final rating a few times 😂😂

[echo kestrel]

Yep lol

[teal dragon]

Istg im like 3 elo sometimes

[echo kestrel]

Lol this was my most recent game. I'm 2050 and he's 2100 and we both performed under

[lament bough]

Had a brilliant !! rated middle game in my last one

[young gust]

how even

[grim edge]

no you didn’t

[echo kestrel]

false

[rose thunder]

coach me bruh lol

[grim edge]

edited

[lament bough]

51 moves

[echo kestrel]

Lolll idk if I'd be good

[teal dragon]

Not the 3d chess

[echo kestrel]

That board is sus

[lament bough]

Lol I’ll link it

[fading spruce]

He is going to teach you the Durås Gambit

[grim edge]

fake game

[teal dragon]

Durass because its ass 😃

[echo kestrel]

Dang..

[lament bough]

Everyone hates it but I hang less pieces with the 3D

[echo kestrel]

Bruh I can beat you with it. Well I could if you played e4 but you're a loser and play d4 🙂

[rose thunder]

teach me the trompowsky I’ve been getting into that

[echo kestrel]

Wow that's surprising

[lament bough]

Check out this #chess game: AbdurahmanBilalov vs xsnrg2 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/83805638401

[young gust]

can i play a match against you

[echo kestrel]

I gotta sleep

I gotta wake up in 3 hours

[lament bough]

Im not very good. Learning

[fading spruce]

Just play the Borg Gambit

[fading spruce]

At that point just stay up

[teal dragon]

:(

[fading spruce]

You clearly have no intention on sleeping

[teal dragon]

Ur just mad u cant beat me with it

[young gust]

its sunday afternoon for me

[echo kestrel]

LOL my last game had a Grob going

[teal dragon]

Delayed grob

[fading spruce]

What the hell is that abomination

[echo kestrel]

Idek this was a mess

[teal dragon]

Stockfish lost grob against stockfish

[lament bough]

I see them easier for some reason

[tidal scaffold]

What did he mean by this

[echo kestrel]

Also this is practically King's Gambit as black 😂

I believe g4 would've actually innitiated a standard King's Gambit line

[fading spruce]

This is why I just play the Crab

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[median steppe]

Anyone wanna play some rapid unrated

[queen canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/time-limit-limit-on-talking-tiktok-meme-gif-25552311

[grim edge]

rating

[remote python]

lol in one of my games, my opponent played like a 500 and I played like a 1500. (im normally 900)

[heady briar]

hi

[remote python]

He blundered his queen...

💀

bro got banned

[quasi swallow]

i hope i wont

[remote python]

pls dont DM me

[echo kestrel]

Lol daang

[remote python]

yeah lmaoo

[median scarab]

He's trying to attack the Knight on f3 obviously

Meanwhile the Knight on c3:

And the pawn on g2 as well as the Queen on d1

[rose thunder]

whichever u like better

Ty

[rose thunder]

1000

[grim edge]

I HAVE A CHESS TOURNAMENT TODAY PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME TIPS.

[dusky marsh]

what if magnus played this move what would happen?

[fallen storm]

win

[rose thunder]

calculate properly

[dusky marsh]

do kings gambit

[analog pine]

Always en passant

[rose thunder]

en passant is forced

[fallen storm]

refuted opening ewh

[latent pebble]

Don’t lose don’t play kg

[obtuse citrus]

Guh

[fallen storm]

over ated fr

[dusky marsh]

under

[opal nacelle]

beads

[grim edge]

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1600 (2151 peak)
Blitz: 1736 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 2046 (2051 peak)

[fallen storm]

1 rating diff 💀

[obtuse citrus]

Just don’t blunder

[fallen storm]

2151 -> 1600

[dusky marsh]

kings indian attack good

[bright glade]

i will still adopt 1800s dw

[rose thunder]

Albert is sick rn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Boris Veerman (boris527)

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Rapid: 1371 (1371 peak)
Blitz: 703 (703 peak)
Bullet: 1043 (1045 peak)

[fallen storm]

im not 1800

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 386 (1011 peak)
Blitz: 140 (393 peak)
Bullet: 401 (495 peak)

[dusky marsh]

oh shoot

[bright glade]

im saying im not 1600 fr

[opal nacelle]

god

[bright glade]

its a bug with the bot

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Quit Kitten (master8413)

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Rapid: 2062 (2063 peak)
Blitz: 1806 (1806 peak)
Bullet: 1712 (1839 peak)

[foggy anchor]

Below determines my next opening as White

[fallen storm]

he got my rating right tho

[opal nacelle]

1011-386

[bright glade]

im washed, but 2078 rapid

[dusky marsh]

was feelin dizzy

[fallen storm]

traxler

[bright glade]

as white?

[foggy anchor]

Thats for black you donut

[obtuse citrus]

Average kings gambit player

[fallen storm]

yes

[bright glade]

drunk ahh 2k

[rose thunder]

egg

[fallen storm]

idc

[foggy anchor]

Ok

[dusky marsh]

wym bro it worked for me

[rose thunder]

what’s ur ELO

[fallen storm]

don't edit the mesasage to whats ur age

[dusky marsh]

im

[foggy anchor]

Apparently it's a thing

1. e3, 2. g4

[fallen storm]

that's not the egg

[dusky marsh]

its high

[fallen storm]

e3 g3 g4 that's the egg

[bright glade]

forgor 3. g5

[rose thunder]

e3 g3 g4 ya

[foggy anchor]

why g3

[bright glade]

hmm

[obtuse citrus]

Egg

[dusky marsh]

i came

[rose thunder]

e-g-g

[foggy anchor]

thats just a waste of a tempo

[bright glade]

be edgy and play g4

[dusky marsh]

i saw

[bright glade]

g4-g5 > g3-g4

[thick zephyr]

Why isn't the 1st pic a brilliant but the 2nd is?

[foggy anchor]

oh... ok but g4 g5 still better

[thick zephyr]

Cuz the 1st pic is a sacrifice and the 2nd isnt

[obtuse citrus]

U wouldn’t understand

[fallen storm]

he's gonna deny the egg then, g5 is always controlled by these bastards at move 3

[dusky marsh]

Cuz the 1st pic is a sacrifice and the 2nd isnt

[bright glade]

cuz ur winning 2nd pic

honestly dunno

[obtuse citrus]

Zwart heeft gewonnen

[bright glade]

cc brilliants suck anyway

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-gif-24439345

[thick zephyr]

Yeah the sacrifice is not a brilliant and the 2nd one is a brilliant but not a sac??

[obtuse citrus]

Second one is a sac tho

[thick zephyr]

LMFAO🤣

[thick zephyr]

Its notttt

[dusky marsh]

ye

[obtuse citrus]

Rook takes rook?

[foggy anchor]

i dont wear glasses

[grim edge]

it's both brilliant tbh
\

[thick zephyr]

So why isn't the sac a brilliant then?

[dusky marsh]

who

[thick zephyr]

YES EXACTLY

[grim edge]

it is still brilliaant even if it's sacrifice

[fallen storm]

this thing is wild

[dusky marsh]

cuz its not

[upbeat viper]

@surreal mortar chill

[thick zephyr]

WHY NOT

[surreal mortar]

wait why is my ping green lmao

[rose thunder]

what happened did I miss it

[obtuse citrus]

@thick zephyr in the first one they can just move the rook. In the second one they would lose the queen

[thick zephyr]

Ohhhhh thankss

[old thistle]

Because there is also a clyde bot

[mellow jay]

i drew this

[obtuse citrus]

And the second one is a sacrifice

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-wag-dolla-shack-vxcl-fustoop-gruppoe-gif-25036134

[rose thunder]

I see messages then Andrew Tate

[opal nacelle]

fanta

[thick zephyr]

BRUV UR A <500 PLAYER SHUT

:((

[dusky marsh]

who

[thick zephyr]

U

[opal nacelle]

fanta

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wft-xdd-asmr-gerstep-gif-21771868

who asked

[obtuse citrus]

“Asked” hahahahahahaga shut up

[rose thunder]

you did

[foggy anchor]

I won with the egg opening

[dusky marsh]

who did

[foggy anchor]

against a guy with 'bird' in his name

[rose thunder]

I FOUND THE OWL

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/peaky-blinders-gif-21326634

[dusky marsh]

who did

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-joker-guason-el-bromas-gif-19021841

[grim edge]

@surreal mortar

[hushed cloak]

How to Play chess

[surreal mortar]

Wdg

Wsg

[dusky marsh]

by movin pieces

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[obtuse citrus]

Brongus

[grim edge]

sup

[rose thunder]

confuse your opponent by cooking sugar on the chess board

[dusky marsh]

what does a student do after finishing a magazine

[hushed cloak]

Ok

[surreal mortar]

HI

[grim edge]

Pick a chess piece and play it

[sly ledge]

Nothing

[grim edge]

helo

[spiral cloud]

reloads

[surreal mortar]

Helo

[sly ledge]

yea bro the IRS so dumb

[grim edge]

the IRS agent stepping into my house only to see 7 of his co workers nailed to the walls

[sly ledge]

u forgot to add only see he expected more people

[dusky marsh]

ya'll know whos in paris?

[grim edge]

[dusky marsh]

guess

[obtuse citrus]

Frenchmen

[spiral cloud]

the corpse of Michel de Montaigne

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-antony-starr-homelander-the-homelander-the-boys-gif-17834482

[spiral cloud]

is he in paris?

[dusky marsh]

i have bad new budy

[urban pier]

Bruh my friend is suffering from loneliness :((

[dusky marsh]

who?

[urban pier]

One of my close friends

[spiral cloud]

tell him to stop it

[dusky marsh]

im sorry

[urban pier]

That was very mean :((

[dusky marsh]

for that

[urban pier]

:((

[spiral cloud]

well this is chess.com discord not your therapist

[dusky marsh]

ye

[grim edge]

fr

[urban pier]

Ohh

Okay I’ll go then sorry for that

[spiral cloud]

it's okay, common mistake

[urban pier]

Have a nice day!

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-movie-waving-hi-barbie-margot-robbie-gif-3408855248780229322

[urban pier]

Jesus..

[spiral cloud]

no that's barbie

[urban pier]

Lol

[spiral cloud]

stop making mistakes

[urban pier]

Only mistake I made was making u with ur mom

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-movie-gif-7713576873448076933

[dusky marsh]

nahhhh

[urban pier]

Idiot

No cussing

[dusky marsh]

what happend to ur lonelinnes tho

[obtuse citrus]

Gehaushdgfhh

[grim edge]

cap

[spiral cloud]

cant you read, his friend is lonely

[urban pier]

I am not lonely dude my friend is

[spiral cloud]

this guy has a lonely friend

[dusky marsh]

oh yeah he cant be lonely whennhe is with

[spiral cloud]

i dont know which move to play agains tthat

[obtuse citrus]

This discord gives me brain rot

[urban pier]

Anyways bros

[spiral cloud]

what elo is your friend

[urban pier]

He’s 300

[spiral cloud]

your friend sucks at chess

[dusky marsh]

hold on lemme help you

done bro

[urban pier]

Yea he’s bad

C u coon guys

Gotta go

[spiral cloud]

what did he call us

[dusky marsh]

guys

[spiral cloud]

oh ok

[dusky marsh]

anyways what was i saying

oh yeah

[spiral cloud]

'i will give you 100 dollars mantisek'

^^^

[spiral cloud]

?

[dusky marsh]

?

[spiral cloud]

thats what i said

[dusky marsh]

you said what

[spiral cloud]

no i said ?

[dusky marsh]

no? what?

[spiral cloud]

i said ?

[dusky marsh]

waht did you say beo?

[spiral cloud]

i said i said ?

[dusky marsh]

you said i said?

[ionic parrot]

Hi

[spiral cloud]

no I said i said i said ?

[dusky marsh]

bro tf you sayin?

[spiral cloud]

i said i said i said ?

[dusky marsh]

stfu

[spiral cloud]

oh ok

[dusky marsh]

yeah

[spiral cloud]

dad?

[dusky marsh]

huh

[opal nacelle]

HE'S IN PARIS

[spiral cloud]

holy crappoli you solved it

[mellow jay]

neigh?

[spiral cloud]

these are chess pieces

[mellow jay]

neeeeigh???

[spiral cloud]

chess pieces

[mellow jay]

horse scream

[spiral cloud]

im sorry, get well soon

[mellow jay]

neeeeeeeeigh (oops sorry for killing the chat)

[spiral cloud]

those are shrimp

[mellow jay]

yes because theyre tasty

[spiral cloud]

according to this diagram, one of the shrimp is a cat

[mellow jay]

dont lift up their houses bruh

,

im not 800 elo

i lost to a f6 bad move

im a human

[median scarab]

A slave of chess

[mellow jay]

-1

im a female who is very bad at chess

[median scarab]

Her blitz is under 500 but idk about rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xyrenchess

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 400 (806 peak)
Blitz: 441 (455 peak)
Bullet: 312 (370 peak)

[mellow jay]

nuh

wait

[median scarab]

God damn it Albert not again

[mellow jay]

WHY IS MY RAPID 400

[median scarab]

It's a glitch from Albert dw

[mellow jay]

?????

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> simokas123

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 818 (851 peak)
Blitz: 250
Bullet: 534

[median scarab]

Albert trying to make players look even worse than they already are

[median scarab]

Oh hey we're pretty similar

Wait all 3 of us lmao

[mellow jay]

unrated or i will die

[median scarab]

THE 800'S HAVE INVADED THE CHAT LESSGOOO

[mellow jay]

im actually 700

[grim edge]

i’m so tilted in blitz ugh

[median scarab]

Why does it say 806 then? 🤨

[visual hazel]

wanna join anyone

in chess bruh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> apatheticmoiz

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2151 peak)
Blitz: 1736 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 2046 (2051 peak)

[grim edge]

[visual hazel]

man

my chess.com name is

[bright glade]

#〘📝〙rules

[visual hazel]

Paper_legend

man

[frail tree]

j

what

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> marc cagalinec (macus_69)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 436 (498 peak)

[frail tree]

wait

i had a peak of 498

and my rapid rating is 452

[grim edge]

yea

[frail tree]

meh

i say not too bad

[hard gyro]

Hey y'all, what's up?

[grim edge]

i need to get back to 1200 rapid i’m so tilted 😔

[frail tree]

a

[median scarab]

Ew almost Bullet peak

[frail tree]

sure

[bright glade]

why ew

[frail tree]

whats ur rating

[sharp turtle]

I have a 13 game winning streak rn. It feels like coming

[frail tree]

oh

1600*

[median scarab]

Because it's Bullet

[bright glade]

but bullet is FUN

[frail tree]

whats bullet

i play rapid

[bright glade]

also im 2078 rapid which is close enough to 2150 rapid

[median scarab]

No it's not tf

[frail tree]

macus_69

[median scarab]

Imagine Chess but you move pieces like The Flash

[hard gyro]

No

[bright glade]

bullet is and wont be fun for beginners

[median scarab]

That's Bullet

[tired blaze]

Hello

[median scarab]

Sure

[frail tree]

wait

[bright glade]

no way people actually enjoy bullet under 1800

[frail tree]

i have a quesiton

[bright glade]

its a clown show down there

[frail tree]

the higher the persons elo is in rapid and u win do u get alot of elo

or like 9 the usual

[median scarab]

I suppose the usual

[frail tree]

k

[bright glade]

16 is the maximum for an active player, if your opponent is roughly 400 points higher rated than you are

[median scarab]

What he said

[bright glade]

+1 elo roughly every 50 elo difference

[obtuse citrus]

It’s fun

[bright glade]

or -1 elo roughly every 50 elo difference, you can get +0 per win/ -8 from draw / -16 from loss in one game

[median scarab]

Death

[frail tree]

k thx

[bright glade]

the norm is +8/0/-8

[grim edge]

metal

[median scarab]

The fact you can lose ELO by drawing sucks though

[frail tree]

i am of the wait

[bright glade]

nah why?

[frail tree]

ive been waiting

ur probably gonna crush em :(

[median scarab]

Because I lose ELO, easy

I play a perfect game because we all know perfect Chess is a draw, and I still lose in the end

Crazy

[bright glade]

[median scarab]

Fr me rn lmao

[bright glade]

you and i have never played a perfect game in a reasonable amount of moves

9 move games dont count

but WAIT

i missed your sarcasm

[median scarab]

Tbh most of my games last like, what, 30-40 moves on average?

[frail tree]

oh yeah

i was talking to mah fren

[median scarab]

Imagine

[bright glade]

my best game was 40 moves 98.6% accuracy in 10+0

[median scarab]

Jesus wtaf

[bright glade]

it was a draw, opponent also had 98% accuracy

[median scarab]

I remember playing an around 90% game once but that's it

[bright glade]

it was the london, i was black

[median scarab]

...Jesus

[grim edge]

i played a 30 move game at 95 accuracy

[bright glade]

nice

[median scarab]

Ew

[bright glade]

wasnt my choice

[median scarab]

Makes sense then

[frail tree]

hmm

[grim edge]

at ur level perfect chess is definitely a win

[grim edge]

real

even not blundering anyhting and keeping your eyes open is a win

[bright glade]

yes

but he was joking

[warm tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc-dante-devil-may-cry-hello-dmc-gif-24356143

[bright glade]

go away

[frail tree]

what is he planning

[median scarab]

Definitely

But it would need to exist in the first place

[crystal jewel]

i

[median scarab]

800's don't know what they're doing most of the time

We just know how to move the pieces

[warm tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-hedge-meme-new-simpsons-hedge-meme-homer-hedge-meme-bart-hedge-meme-the-simpsons-gif-20575108

[median scarab]

Sometimes I still find some dirty tactics though

[mellow jay]

a perfect game always ends in a draw

rate my draw

oof

no queen for you

[median scarab]

No maidens?

[median scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[warm tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/the-god-father-marlon-brando-vito-corleone-talk-to-me-gif-20107028

[mellow jay]

i was losing anyway, no queen for you or i get kicked ass

[simple rose]

My favorite checkmate pattern so far

[mellow jay]

ladder mate

[simple rose]

With Bishop Help

[mellow jay]

I TRIED TO LADDER MATE YOU

(it didnt work)

[frail tree]

dough game

[mellow jay]

idk what i was playing

lol wait

nooooo

k

@grim edge imagine getting skewered

i didnt see it lmao

[stuck kestrel]

what happened

[mellow jay]

[stuck kestrel]

fasty and slave of chess 1v1?

[frail tree]

hey

[stuck kestrel]

fasty my student did u win

[frail tree]

@grim edge

[stuck kestrel]

did u win

[mellow jay]

NOOO NOT THE WRONG ROOK

[frail tree]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

watch my heart burn with the fire that you started in me😔

[stuck kestrel]

ur a disappointment

[frail tree]

gg

[stuck kestrel]

u failed me as a sensei

[mellow jay]

same

[grim edge]

wahtever

[mellow jay]

rook: lets draw

wait a minute

brb

[bright glade]

[frail tree]

huh

[grim edge]

girl shut up

[frail tree]

no

[bright glade]

yes

craze is a word

[grim edge]

obviously your pfp is a guy

[mellow jay]

im a girl

[stuck kestrel]

how i sleep knowing i have a shit ton of work to do :

[mellow jay]

it is a word

[gentle steppe]

Same

[mellow jay]

aight @grim edge i will invite

[bright glade]

literally me when i havent prepared enough for the uni test i had tomorrow

[median scarab]

By this logic you're a guy then

[mellow jay]

just did

[stuck kestrel]

i just convince myself that i know everything

[mellow jay]

just did

[gentle steppe]

Nk dosent die I am alive

[grim edge]

but wait don't forget the sudden fade of smile because of realization then goes back to normal like nothing happen "nvm idc"

[median scarab]

Stop gaslighting yourself

[grim edge]

[mellow jay]

im gonna play the boring italian again

[stuck kestrel]

its the only way to get atleast 2 hours of sleep during exams

[median scarab]

Like any 800 not studying openings

[mellow jay]

ha no italian

[grim edge]

um.. sure

[median scarab]

Wdym during exams dawg

[stuck kestrel]

u know what i mean

[median scarab]

Bro mouse slipped a Spanish fr

[stuck kestrel]

and also im a duc not a dawg

im offended

[grim edge]

why do you all even stay up so late during exams and get like 2-3hrs of sleep

[stuck kestrel]

procrastinating

[grim edge]

like does it work? 💀

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[frail tree]

j

[grim edge]

I swear it's gonna be useless at some point ngl

[median scarab]

Good, stay mad I deeply apologise for being so hurtful with my words, I give you my sincerest apologies.

[stuck kestrel]

nop it always worked for me

[grim edge]

girl- thats impressive

[stuck kestrel]

i accept your apology, peasant.

[grim edge]

but I always sleep more than 8 hours during exams then get full marks

[hard gyro]

Hey guys

[grim edge]

[median scarab]

Y'all sleep?

[hard gyro]

How are you guys doing?

[stuck kestrel]

i dont sleep 8 hours even on regular school days

[grim edge]

I used to-

[grim edge]

💀

[stuck kestrel]

gad.

[grim edge]

i’ve never slept in my life

[hard gyro]

Cool.

[median scarab]

Meh, tired, hbu

[gloomy vector]

How did I get 90 acc while hanging my queen💀

[stuck kestrel]

i can tell by ur hair

[hard gyro]

Sad tbh

[grim edge]

how can u tell by hair

[median scarab]

That's a tactical sacrifice, obviously

[stuck kestrel]

40% good + 60% bad = gad

[grim edge]

[gloomy vector]

lmao

[stuck kestrel]

because ur still winning

[hard gyro]

I wish I could make your day better

[grim edge]

lmao 💀

who even is that?

[grim edge]

me

[stuck kestrel]

i wish i could make my day better too

[storm fog]

[hard gyro]

Hey Incho, how are you?

[stuck kestrel]

incho

[median scarab]

I will use Peach's frying pan to get you into a coma so you sleep again

[grim edge]

girl fix your hair

[grim edge]

good u?

[hard gyro]

Bad day tbh.

[grim edge]

why

[stuck kestrel]

school is depressing

[median scarab]

Hence why I dropped out

[stuck kestrel]

so u work at burger king now?

[hard gyro]

Fighting depression and some personal issues.

[grim edge]

how to easily drop out without being reminded every second by your parents thaat you will never succeed

[gentle steppe]

Tmr is my Hindi paper and I am hoping I get stock cuz I am showing some symptoms AND I HOPE I GOD DAM HOPE I GET A FLUE so I don't have to give the Hindi paper

[median scarab]

Nah, even simpler, I don't work

[grim edge]

@median scarab

[median scarab]

I'm only 17 leave me alone 😭

[median scarab]

...You can't

[grim edge]

okay-

[median scarab]

Even after dropping out

[stuck kestrel]

own a successful business

[median scarab]

You'll be reminded a lot

[grim edge]

[median scarab]

Because you're not Elon Musk

[gentle steppe]

Die fr there is no option

[grim edge]

girl "successful?" it's gonna take some time

[stuck kestrel]

obviously

you arent gonna get it served to you on a silver platter

[mellow jay]

stuck

[median scarab]

Imagine knowing that and yet doing nothing about it, couldn't be me

[gentle steppe]

I hope tht happens to me

[stuck kestrel]

thats the reason u drop out, so u can devote all ur time towards whatever ur doing

[grim edge]

so the solution is toget things done asap

[hard gyro]

I'm actually fighting severe depression for the first time so yeah lmao.

[stuck kestrel]

no

[median scarab]

Rather properly

[stuck kestrel]

nop

[gentle steppe]

Na jk

[median scarab]

Better slow and good rather than fast and bad

[hard gyro]

Thank you for that.

[grim edge]

actually you can

[gentle steppe]

Hope tht lightened the mood

[median scarab]

Sodium Attack but you move the other Knight to h3

[grim edge]

inherit it from parents

[gentle steppe]

[stuck kestrel]

you can tell someone on discord ur entire family died in a car crash and theyll just reply with skill issue or your mom

[hard gyro]

Not really but it's the thought that counts.

[stuck kestrel]

[oak cliff]

I'm 1400, I blundered my queen two times in a row. opponent didn't see neither.

[median scarab]

Truly a Discord moment

[stuck kestrel]

marry a rich old man

[gentle steppe]

[median scarab]

And this is what I seek to be, huh

[gentle steppe]

ik I joke I am a joker

[stuck kestrel]

did u blunder a tactic or literally just hung the queen for 2 moves?

[gentle steppe]

Wait no

[hard gyro]

Hmm.

[stuck kestrel]

aim higher , 1400 is shit

[oak cliff]

hung a queen to a backwards knight move

[gentle steppe]

💀 tht sounded wrong

[queen canyon]

riddle me this batman

[median scarab]

Omg like the guy in Mouseboy

[hard gyro]

That's, huh.

[stuck kestrel]

[mellow jay]

:skewer:

[grim edge]

uh that's the only solution for those who wants instant money and not doing any shit to earn it

[hard gyro]

Yeah.

[median scarab]

How the fu--

[stuck kestrel]

thats what u want tho, right?

[hard gyro]

At 1400, huh?

[oak cliff]

yes.

[stuck kestrel]

1400 is shit

[median scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/riddle-me-deez-riddle-me-riddle-this-riddle-me-this-the-riddler-gif-25089159

[hard gyro]

Eh, I've seen worse.

[stuck kestrel]

dudes hang their pieces all the time

[median scarab]

He is thinking

[stuck kestrel]

179

[gentle steppe]

I mean ...TRUE

[hard gyro]

Then I am 1400.

Jk I just tilted from 870 to 830 smth.

[stuck kestrel]

[hard gyro]

179

[stuck kestrel]

thats not a lot . u can recover easily

[gentle steppe]

@grim edge

[median scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/unfunny-deez-nuts-candice-stupid-eating-gif-22101991

[hard gyro]

Oh, NVM. You already typed it.

[oak cliff]

I tilted from 1580 to 1470

[stuck kestrel]

i get neuron activation now whenever i hear uranium

[hard gyro]

Mental state says no lmao. Gotta be not-dumb for that stuff.

[grim edge]

personality is more with ambition to me than money, additionally, if he got money from parents would be better so his future is secured. if he got money from job, even better cuz he can make a living.

[grim edge]

what

[stuck kestrel]

bruv i tilted 130 points and i recovered, u can do it too

[grim edge]

Wtf does 179 stand for

[hard gyro]

Will see

[grim edge]

girl I ain't marrying someone who can't feed me smh

[median scarab]

It took me about 3-4 weeks to get back to 780 from 730

[grim edge]

[median scarab]

And now I'm 811

[stuck kestrel]

makes sense

[stuck kestrel]

[oak cliff]

back when I was 800 I was like 1300s are so good but now..

[median scarab]

So close to playing without Rooks

[stuck kestrel]

true

[grim edge]

Cmon plss

[stuck kestrel]

u wont understand , trust

[grim edge]

Try me

[grim edge]

yeah because population and poverty is gonna increase if that's the case 💀

[gentle steppe]

U suck

[grim edge]

hi doc

[hard gyro]

Uranium 179.

[median scarab]

It's already increasing anyway

[stuck kestrel]

some dude said u can synthesise u - 179 by smashing atoms together.

[median scarab]

Might as well make it worse while you can

[oak cliff]

?

[hard gyro]

Yeah.

[median scarab]

NOOOOO

[hard gyro]

And me and Eyepatch malded so hard.

[grim edge]

Bruh what

[simple rose]

Poverty won't increase if we moved them from far away in urban places or even demolish the buildings

[stuck kestrel]

i have the picture still

[grim edge]

yes and you know for a faact that it is increasing and it would be even worse if you do it aswell

[grim edge]

Lmao, imma go ahead and try it

[hard gyro]

Haha.

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[hard gyro]

Blud is going to die.

[stuck kestrel]

Ur gonna die

[hard gyro]

Hi CB

[median scarab]

||9/11 joke||

[mint yew]

Wait why are you guys 179?

[stuck kestrel]

try making radon 179

[grim edge]

I will wear long socks dont worry

[simple rose]

@mint yew Philippines countryball hello

[mint yew]

Ello

[oak cliff]

isn't that prohibited here

[median scarab]

Good, I want to see the world burn

[stuck kestrel]

ur gonna die a slower more painful death

[median scarab]

Don't remember

[grim edge]

365 days is one year

[hard gyro]

Bannable.

[mint yew]

Tell me mate

[mint yew]

Ello

[median scarab]

Except on a certain year every 4 years then it's 366

[stuck kestrel]

golf bush

[hard gyro]

How someone tried to make Uranium 179:

[sacred pewter]

Hi

[median scarab]

Pffft

[oak cliff]

every 60 seconds in Africa,passes a minute

[grim edge]

okay but 365 supremacy

[mint yew]

Oh hail nah

[hard gyro]

Exactly.

[bright glade]

[simple rose]

If there will be 60 that would be an hour if an hour happens

[hard gyro]

Moiz, join me and Eyepatch.

179 debate gang

[grim edge]

I will try to boil them instead

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Matthew Viñalon (agentphball)

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Rapid: 1308 (1308 peak)
Blitz: 889 (937 peak)
Bullet: 556 (610 peak)

[oak cliff]

I'd join too but I can't even change name-

[grim edge]

DOC

[bright glade]

im sleepy rn i cant think

[stuck kestrel]

stop capping about ur rapid rating smh

[sacred pewter]

Hm

[bright glade]

/profile

[hard gyro]

Oof

[stuck kestrel]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> apatheticmoiz

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (2151 peak)
Blitz: 1736 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 2046 (2051 peak)

[stuck kestrel]

its a glitch im not dum

[bright glade]

dangit

[stuck kestrel]

[bright glade]

would be funny if i was 1600 tho, id adopt them all

just play fast in the opening and they will hang their queens

[stuck kestrel]

not all

[stuck kestrel]

hanging queens is less rare at 1600

[bright glade]

10+0, 500 rating difference

[stuck kestrel]

but it does happen

[oak cliff]

I just hung mine two times in a row

[bright glade]

you underestimate the pressure from a higher rated player lol

[stuck kestrel]

ur not 1600

[bright glade]

when facing a 2500 i will also crumble like a 600

[stuck kestrel]

but they will think ur 1600 too , unless they check your profile

[oak cliff]

1580 peak

[bright glade]

i'll just play well

[stuck kestrel]

1600-20

[bright glade]

math

[stuck kestrel]

a + b = c

english + math

[bright glade]

holy shit

[dense citrus]

Hello guys, I’m a 950 and I’d like to start learning chess seriously. How can we train without a premium chess.com account?

[bright glade]

#1040028251965358121

[stuck kestrel]

in 5th grade i thought every english alphabet represented a number, so a would be 1 and b would be 2

[dense citrus]

Ok thanks

[bright glade]

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[stable jungle]

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[bright glade]

there, a proper introduction

[dawn trout]

[bright glade]

have fun

[stuck kestrel]

u killed chat

[bright glade]

omm

[dawn trout]

Many people are sleeping now

[simple rose]

A simple introduction

[simple rose]

7:40 pm from me

[bright glade]

i am the killer

[stuck kestrel]

its 3 pm