💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

I already took some cards so it wouldn't be too much

then it just doesnt work for me

[cunning urchin]

Yea yea we get it ur chattin to much now

[grim edge]

💀

[cunning urchin]

Why can’t u just throw the cards in the air

And then pick them up and then there shuffled

Boom

[grim edge]

wtf yousaying?

[cunning urchin]

The easier way? Tf

[grim edge]

girl if picking up cards is easy for you then maybe you're a psycho

[cunning urchin]

Girl if u can’t take a joke and go shuffle yo dam cards and play some spades

[grim edge]

girl i responded the joke with a sarcasm

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/shamiko-confused-anime-girl-gif-23861913

[cunning urchin]

Girl can’t u tell I’m on meth

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/fullmetal-alchemist-gif-24805322

[grim edge]

can't be bothered

[cunning urchin]

How do y’all even play chess can someone teach me

[grim edge]

whats ur elo

[cunning urchin]

Idk let me check chess.com

I only played some games but lost

[grim edge]

you know how pieces move and stuff

no

[cunning urchin]

Indeed

How to castle tho?

[grim edge]

dm me and i could help you with rules and shit

[cunning urchin]

My elo says 1355, I played one game and lost tho that’s it

[grim edge]

Alr

[cunning urchin]

So not accurate

[grim edge]

Dm me

[cunning urchin]

Sent one

The dude I played was 1492

[grim edge]

click the king then click the rook or vise versa as long as there's no pieces like bishop or horse in between

[cunning urchin]

Appreciate it card girl

[grim edge]

[polar jay]

[grim edge]

i think there will be a checkmte

[polar jay]

bro had to have punched his computer after that

congrats

[wispy spindle]

online or otb

[polar jay]

u want an award

[wispy spindle]

what time control

yes

nice

if it was bullet i woulda just said the nm was old and can’t operate a computer fast enough to move

[grim edge]

I missed you @wispy spindle

[wispy spindle]

missed…?

[grim edge]

missed

[wispy spindle]

ok

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/yourre-your-youre-gif-22326107

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[pine bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700627620068458579/943084335765020692/shit_yourself.gif

[wispy spindle]

just got an ad for nail fungus
is that targeted algorithm too?

[pine bison]

Yes

[grim edge]

what is nail fungus

[wispy spindle]

fungus in nail

[grim edge]

oh eww

[pine bison]

@wispy spindle wash yo feet stinky

[wispy spindle]

looked like hands tbh

finger nail fungus

[polar jay]

man grinding blitz elo is painful

[pine bison]

Your feet look like hands?

[cunning urchin]

Let’s play

[polar jay]

blitz people always tryhard

[grim edge]

you wanna play?

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/yu-gi-oh-arc-v-berserk-yuya-sakaki-yugioh-anime-gif-15749760

[cunning urchin]

Yes pls

[grim edge]

bet

[wispy spindle]

chatgpt generated feet yes

[grim edge]

you can choose the mde

[pine bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1105959243049357454/1109311284618473522/c1cc0853b8.gif

[cunning urchin]

Just a 5 min game

[pine bison]

Chatgpt generates text

Not images

[grim edge]

alright

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/EJTX2

ConV 🫀

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/skellyskelly-danganronpa-eyes-cry-crying-gif-19539868

[foggy anchor]

I just got an ad for assisted suicide

[grim edge]

imagine needing assistance

[wispy spindle]

canada 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁

https://tenor.com/view/cheering-olympics-canada-represent-proud-canadian-go-canada-gif-22479442

[grim edge]

is it actually legal in canada

[wispy spindle]

fck u mean legal

it’s encouraged 💀

[grim edge]

bruh

[grim edge]

wth

[pine bison]

What

[grim edge]

I lived here for 5y but never knew its legal tbh

[pine bison]

Wdym legal

Bruh nvm

Stupid topic

[grim edge]

Like if ur terminally ill i think

yes, lets not talk about such negative things, I wanna be positive

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/leaf-canada-place-pixel-flag-gif-25363741

[pine bison]

Canada moment

[grim edge]

why is r/place back ?

[pine bison]

No idea

It's epic tho

[grim edge]

cuz its every year

i think

[wispy spindle]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64004329

[pine bison]

No

[grim edge]

i thought it was april thing?

[pine bison]

The Original was on April fools

Then they skipped it a year

[grim edge]

ye

[pine bison]

And now it randomly came back

[mossy comet]

wtf my recent game i had 24 accuracy LMAO

[pine bison]

Damn bruh

[mossy comet]

28*

[pine bison]

28 aint that good

[mossy comet]

MY OPPONENT ONLY HAS 17.8 ACCURACY?

[pine bison]

Nope

[mossy comet]

(btw he told me he was waiting for his uber while playing)

[pine bison]

Lol

[pine bison]

[mossy comet]

the 1 am motivation hit last game tho

it said i was 350

[grim edge]

how

[gentle steppe]

NONS

[mossy comet]

idk im just dumb

[grim edge]

💀

[gentle steppe]

GET DOWN ON UR KNEES AND WORSHIP ME

[cunning urchin]

Gg @grim edge

[grim edge]

gg

wanna rematch?

[grim edge]

nah

[cunning urchin]

Yea but I want to know how I can improve from that match

That’s how I learned shogi pretty quick

Give me like 10 mins?

[grim edge]

I just played randomly tbh

[grim edge]

sure sure

[pine bison]

@gentle steppe chill

[gentle steppe]

[idle briar]

@grim edge any price rewards if we finish top of the leagues ?

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

d5 was a mistake by me

but i didnt really know what to do

[grim edge]

what

[wispy spindle]

left looks like my good man kai

[dense finch]

@pearl phoenix

[cunning urchin]

It was a poking move it seems

[cunning urchin]

That’s agent

[pine bison]

@mellow plover !!

[wispy spindle]

funniest games ive ever seen istg

[grim edge]

I should have just stacked my queen with my rook and then played ng3 to attack your rook

[cunning urchin]

Woah there slow down because I’m still figuring out the letter and numbers

[wispy spindle]

Nxe5!!

[cunning urchin]

Take me like 10 seconds to pinpoint one location when it’s read in numbers lol

[idle briar]

I finsihed at top of the champion league this week, will i get any reward from chesscom or nothing.

[wispy spindle]

107 elo champ

[grim edge]

you will get nothing i’m pretty sure

[wispy spindle]

legend league

[cunning urchin]

Booooooo

[idle briar]

Thanks for the info

[pine bison]

Google can

[wispy spindle]

kings indian trash

[cunning urchin]

Where ng3?

[clever lily]

Chatgpt

[wispy spindle]

i hate kids

[pine bison]

Understood

[cunning urchin]

What move

[pine bison]

Uhm

[idle briar]

Next week is legend, legend will i get anything ?

[wispy spindle]

kings indian defences

[pine bison]

That's KID

Not KIDS

[wispy spindle]

s for plural

[grim edge]

what if u play multiple KID

[pine bison]

What plural

[wispy spindle]

KIDs exceptp i have no capital letters on my keyboard

[grim edge]

Like 3 KID = KIDs

[pine bison]

King's Indian defences, still KID

[wispy spindle]

nuh uh

[pine bison]

[clever lily]

Yuh uh

[pine bison]

Yuh uh

[wispy spindle]

if anything that’s KIDdies

[gentle steppe]

anything which has indian in it is good

[pine bison]

Sure thing buddy

[clever lily]

Yuh uh oh wait nuha ahi

[wispy spindle]

literally every opening with indian in it is garbage and ruins your win rate

every damn one

[lament jacinth]

Hey

[gentle steppe]

[pine bison]

The Dutch is much better indeed

[clever lily]

Hikaru casually crushing with the kid

[hollow elbow]

502 error overload??

[grim edge]

hi

[gentle steppe]

hi

[hollow elbow]

why is chess.com down

[grim edge]

hi

[pine bison]

It's not

[wispy spindle]

are you hikaru? no you’re 500-999
so dont play the kid

[clever lily]

Don't take this the wrong way

[lament jacinth]

Incho how's the elo

[gentle steppe]

hi

[hollow elbow]

i just got 502 error overload

[lament jacinth]

Still at 9?

[grim edge]

bad

[clever lily]

Are you comparing me to almighty hikaru

[lament jacinth]

Im at 38 elo now

[pine bison]

Try refresh

[wispy spindle]

no you’re comparing yourself

[clever lily]

Magnus better btw

[wispy spindle]

also i play a better dutch 🤷‍♂️

[clever lily]

"are you hikaru" 💀

[cunning urchin]

ConV better

[wispy spindle]

f5 comes with passion now

[cunning urchin]

Beginner moves

🥱 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

[gentle steppe]

1v1

[delicate island]

I need 1-2 games to be 1600😭

[clever lily]

Yo anyone wanna see my mc badd

[wispy spindle]

+10 damn

[clever lily]

Base everyone was complaining I hate a short roof so I raised it

[wispy spindle]

crazy how u gonna get 1598 and then lose

🤷‍♂️

[cunning urchin]

Has anyone here ever worked for Toyota ?

[wispy spindle]

no

[clever lily]

Toy ota

[wispy spindle]

no one

[cunning urchin]

Toyetsu

[delicate island]

I am stuck in 1400 for 4 months after that now I am 1500 I always win for no reason

[cunning urchin]

I do

Wanted to see if I had some family amongst us

[grim edge]

I gave you some rating when we played

[delicate island]

I always win in endgame miraculous

[wispy spindle]

the logician answer:
everyone says “I don’t know” until someone who actually does says yes or everyone has spoken and said “I don’t know” and so they say no

[clever lily]

Toatoy

[cunning urchin]

Can we rematch tmr?

[grim edge]

sure

[cunning urchin]

Sounds like a in mature way to communicate some business

Fair enough some people don’t like saying their jobs

[delicate island]

No way I am becoming 1600 in just 1 week

[grim edge]

you in fact did not

you're 1591 not 1600

[delicate island]

Yes I did

[cunning urchin]

Train like Naruto

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[delicate island]

Need 1 or 2 more wins

[wispy spindle]

I have never been 1600 fyi

[delicate island]

I am in winstreak now fr fr

[cunning urchin]

I was 1600+ in shogi

[grim edge]

you will lose, im manifesting it

[wispy spindle]

i quit cc when i was 1400 went to lichess became 2000 went back to cc became 1900 played both become 2100 both

[delicate island]

No pweaseee

[grim edge]

you were mean to me yesterday, tht is what you get

[clever lily]

What does fyi mean I always thought it means like f u issues or smth idk

[wispy spindle]

what

[delicate island]

My last match is I am winning in endgame but my opponent says he have to do something so I offer draw

[clever lily]

What does. It mean

[cunning urchin]

For your inmates

[clever lily]

What

[grim edge]

damn so you're kind

[delicate island]

God knows how kind I am sooo for sure he will give me the win

[cunning urchin]

God diddddd

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/edward-elric-fullmetal-alchemist-anime-scratch-head-gif-17565036

[wispy spindle]

im cryinggggg

[grim edge]

I played against someone that was about to mate me and they accepted my draw request

[cunning urchin]

FYI u can look it up

😂😂

[clever lily]

No I deleted google

[grim edge]

I said "god bless you" and they just said no problem

[wispy spindle]

spam people with anime gifs until irony becomes sincerity

[cunning urchin]

Re install it if u really need to know

Nah I’m joking it mean “for your information”

[clever lily]

Oh 😳

Ohwo~~~~~

[cunning urchin]

So fyi you could just look it up

[delicate island]

@grim edge I am winning here engine is saying I am up 3 pawns But I draw it, am so kind thinking god will give me 3 wins

[clever lily]

Fyi now I know

[cunning urchin]

King up one squre to attack the weak pawnlings

[delicate island]

Wat?

[grim edge]

woah you're such a kind individual

[cunning urchin]

King to the b file

I don’t know if it’s b4 or b5 I’m kinda blind

[delicate island]

Yeah I know

But I offer draw

[cunning urchin]

Ohhh

I show no mercy in those types of situations tbh

[clever lily]

B6

[grim edge]

was it winning by a lot?

[delicate island]

Thinking god will give me 3 wins

[delicate island]

Yes 3 pawns

[cunning urchin]

Playing shogi I never let my opponents try to fool me with their words , imagine they lied to you about their situation to make u feel bad

[grim edge]

oh damn

[delicate island]

He clap me at openings but in middlegame and endgame I miraculously clapping him

[wide merlin]

fu i suck(played today afternoon)

[clever lily]

I mean that's kind like saying karma exist but I mean bruh I blv in God btw and am christian

[grim edge]

you clapping people 😼

[delicate island]

After that I won games non stop without losing

[grim edge]

so in order to get to 1600 you need to play a game, get in a winning endgame and offer a draw?

[clever lily]

In short yes

[glossy radish]

hi

[delicate island]

No, my priest said be kind to others

[clever lily]

V

[glossy radish]

i’m v

[delicate island]

After that game I started winning non stop

[clever lily]

V

[clever lily]

vishop

[glossy radish]

neko

[grim edge]

isnt it kind to offer a draw when you're winning though

[clever lily]

Huh

[grim edge]

OhWow

[delicate island]

I know but I feel pity for him

[clever lily]

HES A 1600!

What

[wispy spindle]

no

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1200 (2271 peak)
Blitz: 1997 (2101 peak)
Bullet: 2200 (2316 peak)

[grim edge]

How do you feel pity for someone you dont know

[wispy spindle]

LOL

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> defaultedwastaken

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 800 (2069 peak)
Blitz: 1649 (1686 peak)
Bullet: 1778 (1808 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> G H (sg_cp)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2078 (2145 peak)
Blitz: 1874 (1985 peak)
Bullet: 1675 (2001 peak)

[glossy radish]

LOSERR 800

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-23142299

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nekorighthere

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 743 (748 peak)
Blitz: 649 (658 peak)
Bullet: 364 (471 peak)

[delicate island]

Idk my intuition saying that"offer him draw"

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> G H (sg_cp)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2078 (2145 peak)
Blitz: 1874 (1985 peak)
Bullet: 1675 (2001 peak)

[wispy spindle]

I’m cooler byw

[clever lily]

Abouta hit 800

[delicate island]

Albert did you dirty bro💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2207 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 2201 (2210 peak)
Bullet: 2096 (2211 peak)

[clever lily]

Big yoody wicked

[wispy spindle]

cap

[nimble niche]

mine isn't affected

[wispy spindle]

@nimble niche cap

[grim edge]

fair enough, I personally cant really feel sempathy or pity for people that Im not really close with

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dislike Button (dislikebutton)

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1600 (1600 peak)
Blitz: 1200 (1381 peak)
Bullet: 1563 (1667 peak)

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-immense-cap-gif-22340171

[grim edge]

I guess im just a bad person

[spiral badger]

Guess I’m 1200 blitz now

[clever lily]

Everyone is equal a criminal is not more valuable then you or you more valuable then him

[delicate island]

I thought I am playing Agaisnt engine because he is blitzing moves in openings and middlegame

[wide merlin]

dude wtf how to set ur rating

[grim edge]

maybe you were but they decided to not cheat in the endgame to not make it suspicious

[spiral badger]

My blitz on Albert is scuffed

[delicate island]

My intuition saying that Its a draw while my calculations saying that I am winning

[spiral badger]

I don’t think we’re allowed to accuse people of cheating here even if there very likely cheating

[grim edge]

reasoning over emotions

[spiral badger]

Just report if you think someone is cheating

[grim edge]

you're cheting

[delicate island]

Also he can flag me if I got into any trouble because I only having 3 mins

[delicate island]

Bruh he barely blitzing moves in Openings and middlegame

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-choco-chocolate-chocolate-milk-jug-gif-21568651

[grim edge]

I disagree

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[delicate island]

I got pizza x milk wanna see?

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

[grim edge]

please not a third time

[wispy spindle]

BEST SNACK COMBO! PLEASE REPOST FOR THE 38TH TIME

[dense tundra]

@placid widget

[delicate island]

Fr fr

[wispy spindle]

MUCH ENJOYMENT YUM YUM HAPPY THANKS ROSE SMELL SO GOOD TIKTOK HAT RIDE IT LIKE A COWBOY OMG THANKS FOR THE GALAXY WOW PERFUME SMELL SO GOOD

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083499992087527524/1122200809065697352/togif.gif

[fallen wadi]

Noobs

[delicate island]

Who wanna 1v1?(I am 487 elo🤓)

[grim edge]

tf

[fallen wadi]

Show profile

[spiral badger]

I’ll challenge you

[grim edge]

I dont

[delicate island]

B-b-but I am 489 elo

[fallen wadi]

Show profile

[mossy comet]

yeah she is

[wide merlin]

alright

[spiral badger]

Accept

[wide merlin]

i am 106 elo

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[wide merlin]

who want 1 v 1 (i am 106 elo)

[latent pebble]

What

[wispy spindle]

?

[grim edge]

haha

[wispy spindle]

oh the irony

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-nakamura-chess-gif-20493156

[clever lily]

My mc base

[restive storm]

I won on time

[fallen wadi]

Nobody cares!

[wispy spindle]

broke ass has a stone pickaxe

[wide merlin]

bro can we play

[wispy spindle]

im sick…

[clever lily]

Not really

[fallen wadi]

Nobody asked

[delicate island]

I care!

[restive storm]

I don't really want to rn

[wispy spindle]

play terraria instead

[wide merlin]

fine

[fallen wadi]

No you don’t 💀

[clever lily]

I had about like full iron but I thought I was crouched and frel

Fell

[wispy spindle]

Yea ur right I don’t care 🤷‍♂️

[fallen wadi]

[grim edge]

nobody asked

[delicate island]

Pizza dip with milk is awesome

[clever lily]

I am on hard mode and mobile

My base cordd just got leaked

😂

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[delicate island]

For sure it's just you playing with that world

[wispy spindle]

you not on hardcore bro u broke 🤷‍♂️

[grim edge]

oh lord, its been a long time since I laughed that much

[grim edge]

and you dont deserve to reach 1600

[clever lily]

I played hardcore on cracked version and I reached day 42

[wispy spindle]

me waiting for my green card (i am a refugee)

[delicate island]

I mf spend 4 months in 1400 and I just skyrocket in 1500💀

[clever lily]

I died to like 1 billion mobs btw I also had villagers but sad as heck

[grim edge]

stay where you are

[fallen wadi]

1400 but chess.com says I play like a 1900

[wispy spindle]

hardcore is hype esp in terraria cuz u open a chest in the jungle and it blows up and u fcking die! from a chest!

[grim edge]

you just got lucky enough, hopefully you will go back down to 1400

[wispy spindle]

got killed by a fcking chest! not a boss. a chest!

[delicate island]

It happens sometimes🤷 I remember when I was 1300 I played like 2000

[clever lily]

Bro just described a desert temple in 6 ways

[delicate island]

I did Naruto training

[grim edge]

you should naruto your way back to 1400

[delicate island]

Lol

[wispy spindle]

when tf u finding a desert temple

[clever lily]

On day 2

[wispy spindle]

like once ever in a world

[fallen wadi]

Bro SHUT UP ABOUT MINECRAFT

[clever lily]

I litterly found one yestay

[wispy spindle]

when u find a chest in the jungle? they’re everywhere

[grim edge]

that color is perfect, that way I cant read your annoying name

[clever lily]

Yup on mc they have jungle temple thingy also has that

[wispy spindle]

boom i die cuz my dangersense ran out and i forgot

[delicate island]

Blue?

[clever lily]

Mc is older so prob got the idea from the jungle temples 😂

[grim edge]

dark green

[wispy spindle]

ain’t no fckin temple just a regular ass chest

[clever lily]

Look it up

[delicate island]

Then don't read it🤷

[wispy spindle]

regular ass golden chest

[clever lily]

Still

[grim edge]

I will try my best

[clever lily]

Terria kitten

Bro just mad that mc has way more creatures

Nvm nvm

[delicate island]

"I have no enemy"

[clever lily]

Features what the heck

[grim edge]

then get some ops

[clever lily]

But I fear that man

[grim edge]

how can you appreciate life without enemies

I love hating

[delicate island]

By finding true peace

[grim edge]

boring

I prefer hate

[delicate island]

Good

[grim edge]

stop agreeing with me please

[clever lily]

Str8 to hell vibes

[delicate island]

Blocked*

[wispy spindle]

bro thinks he’s funny

how many creatures u think terraria got bro

[clever lily]

Call me cuh

[grim edge]

damn

[clever lily]

69

[delicate island]

Fr

[grim edge]

guys its late

and past my bedtime

[wispy spindle]

540 😭

[grim edge]

goodnight

have a wonderful rest of your day

for you, I wish yu a decent rest of your day, pizza x milk enjoyer @delicate island

[clever lily]

What

[wispy spindle]

wym what

[delicate island]

My decent day is fighting someone at chess(Otb)

[spiral badger]

Hmm

[wispy spindle]

terraria has 540 creatures in vanilla

[clever lily]

Mc has a mear 84

[cunning urchin]

Terraria is boring without mods periods

[grim edge]

fighting is violent though

[warped oriole]

hi guys

[clever lily]

Mc got creepy tho

[cunning urchin]

Mc is only enjoyable when I’m stoned

[warped oriole]

ok

[wispy spindle]

creeper

[clever lily]

Like this morning I was playing and I heard ehehehhehehhe (not laughing but screech)

[wispy spindle]

p*do

[warped oriole]

bad

[clever lily]

Podo to you too

[warped oriole]

imagine couldn't kill a creeper (couldn't be me)

[wispy spindle]

creeper creeped all over my creeping crepe

[warped oriole]

creeper creeped all over your creeping crepe

[clever lily]

I like crepe

[warped oriole]

you like crepe

[wispy spindle]

not when a creeper creeps all over it

[clever lily]

🥞

Still good lol

[cunning urchin]

Pudo to u as well

[clever lily]

Podo*

[cunning urchin]

Pido?

Ohhh it’s pado

[latent pebble]

ok

[cunning urchin]

Ayoooo

[wispy spindle]

@warped oriole comment?

[spiral badger]

Yooo I want some women

[latent pebble]

yeas

[wispy spindle]

psych ward might be better for u

[cunning urchin]

It’s wamon duhh

[spiral badger]

😭

[cunning urchin]

Who spells wamon like that

[clever lily]

Pidofillipino

[warped oriole]

watermelon

[wintry trail]

What

[wind atlas]

Hello

[cunning urchin]

ok I’ve had enough of you ok , ok?

[clever lily]

Girls = grills

[warped oriole]

no

[wispy spindle]

rizzing a woman at a psych ward (is she crazy or am I crazy 🤪)

[clever lily]

Meals = kills

[wintry trail]

What

[grim edge]

Me when block

[cunning urchin]

Ok 😔

[wispy spindle]

(I am crazy and she is not real)

[clever lily]

Pills = realz

[wintry trail]

Ok I get it

[wispy spindle]

(My room is padded white and all I have is this phone)

[clever lily]

Booty = hoodie

[cunning urchin]

My room is a in a psych word

[wispy spindle]

(They are running experiments on me please help)

[grim edge]

White room torture

[wintry trail]

I have a booty

[warped oriole]

just say i don't wanna participate 👍

[nimble niche]

i have a really bad idea

[wintry trail]

I’m wearing a booty

[nimble niche]

i should play rapid on chess.com

[wispy spindle]

they are holding my girlfriend imaginary the voices said

[wintry trail]

The booty is soft and blue

[cunning urchin]

Or u could just say “ ok”

[clever lily]

Blue=true

[warped oriole]

ok

[wispy spindle]

hostage help gunshots mind breaking insanity

[cunning urchin]

No

[warped oriole]

ok

[wispy spindle]

afhfhfhfbfbfhfhghghghfhg

[cunning urchin]

Ok ok

[wintry trail]

Is that blue?

[warped oriole]

ok 👍

[clever lily]

Auggfhgh~~~ dhdhhehe

[cunning urchin]

Indeed it will be ok

Ok?

[warped oriole]

ok (87th time i've said ok, including that one)

[wind atlas]

I am sad

I said hello and nobody said anything back 😦

[wintry trail]

Reverse orthography or smth

[wispy spindle]

I own this channel

[cunning urchin]

Ok

[wintry trail]

Ok

[cunning urchin]

Ok

[alpine arch]

Anyone wanna play a 10 minute game?

[warped oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/la-creatura-dog-angry-mad-gif-16725854

[clever lily]

Heelo

[cunning urchin]

Tmrrrr

[wintry trail]

Next week

[cunning urchin]

Sorry have to reschedule for next year on December 18th

[grim edge]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1073055719919730728

[wind atlas]

sure

[queen canyon]

🍿

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[wintry trail]

I have to visit my dad so, 8 years from now

[warped oriole]

bro he joined 5 days ago

[cunning urchin]

Shadow wizard money gang?😈

[queen canyon]

some people dont seem to find out even after months

[alpine arch]

https://play.chess.com/NRdUr

[clever lily]

I have a 35 minute video of me grinding mc

[queen canyon]

im just getting em to connect their account

[wintry trail]

Ok

[cunning urchin]

R/ok

[wintry trail]

R/what

[warped oriole]

didadididoudoudidadididou

[cunning urchin]

R/wtf ( who this fool)

[wintry trail]

R/idk

[mossy comet]

https://youtu.be/Nd7ZiSvdwN8 this thumbnail is very yeah

[queen canyon]

romania r/place is going strong 💪

[wispy spindle]

Danish sucks gotham is almost there

Center game Wizz 🔥 🔥 🔥

[cunning urchin]

Ok

[warped oriole]

GIVING BIRTH??

[mossy comet]

also yk what turkey did in r/place right

[warped oriole]

nah they be having esex in vc

[cunning urchin]

The least harmful one

[mossy comet]

took down 2 memorials

[wintry trail]

WTFFF

[queen canyon]

no shit those turkroaches are crazy

[sacred matrix]

G'morning

[mossy comet]

they took down techno, THEY TOOK DOWN MICHIGUN.

[warped oriole]

gm

[wintry trail]

It’s 1:41 blud

[sly ledge]

wait can sperms be applied via vc

[mossy comet]

Timezones

[warped oriole]

no not the triple spike

[hollow island]

Timezone

[wintry trail]

I’m in Japan

[queen canyon]

wtf both of them died from cancer thats disrespectful asf

[wintry trail]

So idk

[mossy comet]

TIMEZONES.

[warped oriole]

yes i've had esex with someone before

[wintry trail]

Okok I get it

[queen canyon]

konichiwa

[mossy comet]

michi died from covid i think

[warped oriole]

they nut

[cunning urchin]

Ok is it not ok to not have Essex because I’m not ok with it but idk what I’m saying tbh just wanted a long sentence with a lot of ok’s , well since you’ve read this far is it ok to be ok in the world of today where being ok isn’t ok🥹

[wintry trail]

What

[warped oriole]

ok

[wintry trail]

I’m vistiting Japan

[hollow island]

[sly ledge]

ok

[sacred matrix]

For you

[cunning urchin]

Ok 🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[sacred matrix]

MEE6?

[nimble niche]

i fcking queued rapid for 3 minutes only to match with a guy playing french theory at 7 seconds a move

[queen canyon]

you cant die from covid as a young healthy male he probably had some complications

[wintry trail]

You lost ur evirginity

[cunning urchin]

Covid isn’t even real

[sly ledge]

tf was this

[warped oriole]

im not cyon

[queen canyon]

its just man made but yes its real lol

[sly ledge]

Omg real

[warped oriole]

certified Stockfish moment

[sly ledge]

no I saw a note coming from the sky saying COVID isn't real

[latent pebble]

what are you complaining about

[real lagoon]

bro what💀

[warped oriole]

covid is just a bunch of sickness combined

[cunning urchin]

Covid is not real it’s made up is how I meant it , it’s literally a fake disease that has fake vaccines so they can control us more

[grim edge]

hi chat

[warped oriole]

nah man take it easy

[wintry trail]

A scam influencer

[sly ledge]

as said in the note from the sky

[warped oriole]

it's not that bad

[grim edge]

wow we havin a greater than average amount of lunacy today

[sly ledge]

isn't that basically a scammer

[wispy spindle]

fym im always like this

[wintry trail]

💀🙏

[mossy comet]

dawg

[queen canyon]

bro wtf is the r/place doing in the left part 💀

[real lagoon]

covid is real just people are over exagarating over it

[grim edge]

usually nobodys peddling conspiracy theories 😭

the moon landing was faked btw

[mossy comet]

What

garfield how can you say this!!

[grim edge]

yeah. it was all done on a soundstage on mars

[sly ledge]

yea it was staged via cgi

[cunning urchin]

Huh

[grim edge]

sorry u had to find out like this

[mossy comet]

WOAH!!

[wispy spindle]

Bro u think any diseases are real??? all made as bioweapons to control the population and inject harmful chemicals with vaccines and fear mongering

[grim edge]

mhm. the entire moon landing scene is too red to be coincidence

Bruh

[real lagoon]

nah bro u wildin for that one💀

[mossy comet]

CANT BELEV NEIL ORM STRONG LANDED ON MARS BAR!!

[sly ledge]

no it was actually on the sun

[grim edge]

omg ur so right

[warped oriole]

nah just make weird sounds

[cunning urchin]

I mean some cancers are real Bruv

[mossy comet]

nah bruh it was on mercury

[queen canyon]

Covid is only made to sell vaccines and make money

[real lagoon]

broooooo💀

[grim edge]

im so incredibly sleepy tbh

[cunning urchin]

And control

[grim edge]

uh ill believe any conspiracy theory

[grim edge]

Some cancer???

[sly ledge]

this is why you're based

[warped oriole]

bro i told you that it's not that bad just make some sounds and let the other one enjoys

[cunning urchin]

They could care less about money bruh they want us under Control

They get money from thin air basically

[queen canyon]

That too

[mossy comet]

also i remember seeing a yt video about some kid saying the sun is not real

[sly ledge]

The earth is actually square

[real lagoon]

dude thats mad weirddddddd💀

[real lagoon]

yall are so slow

[grim edge]

the sun is like. just one massive bongcloud from God, yo

[cunning urchin]

Only thing that’s real is god 😈😈

[sly ledge]

I meant a cube

[grim edge]

and he ripped a fat one and created the sun

[mossy comet]

So youre not real?

[real lagoon]

there u go

[sly ledge]

He was created by God hence he is real

[cunning urchin]

I won’t be once I die , was I really real after I’m dead ? Only my soul is real

[queen canyon]

God is real🙏

[grim edge]

chat, heres a syllogism:

1. God is the only thing that is real
2. I am real
   QED, I am God Himself

bow before me peons

[sly ledge]

guys Venus is actually the coldest planet

[real lagoon]

aint no one bowing for you bro💀

[mossy comet]

This level is like a fever dream

wait should i name the full level garfs fever dream or should i just keep it as find the answer

[grim edge]

Why do u think u are real

[grim edge]

ill torture u in hell for ten billion millennia unless u give me twenty bucks

[sly ledge]

what about me

[cunning urchin]

U aren’t god but you are your own god

[real lagoon]

bro is your average 10 year old on the internet

[mossy comet]

Why is bro a chewed up bubble gum 💀

[grim edge]

for u its five bucks bc i like you

everybody else is kinda smelly

[queen canyon]

Stop actually

[mossy comet]

ok please vote

should i name the full level garfs fever dream or keep it as find the answer

[grim edge]

alr fifty bucks then youre choice

[mossy comet]

mf pinged a random person

[real lagoon]

bro ur not him

[grim edge]

love the name 11/10

[real lagoon]

ur not that guy

[mossy comet]

garfs fever dream?

[cunning urchin]

I think painting the toilet blue is the best in this situation

[grim edge]

yeah? sixty dollars cold cash or youre burning in the underworld for eternity

[sly ledge]

he meant Venezuelan Bolivar so it's ok

[queen canyon]

Stop being annoying and disrespecting religions please.

[mossy comet]

Nah bruh, its obviously gotta be 6³

[real lagoon]

alr

[real lagoon]

ohh fs

[sly ledge]

wait isn't that basically a cult

[grim edge]

oh fr? ok ill give u my paypal

[grim edge]

Teach me chess i will give u 39 cent worth bitcoin

[real lagoon]

yeah dm me bro

[mossy comet]

Nah

[grim edge]

or my bitcoin wallet. as soon as i get that

[mossy comet]

also im 200 elo not 2k

[grim edge]

Whyy

[real lagoon]

39 cent is crazy

[grim edge]

does anybody here have a bitcoin wallet i could borrow

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mynamegarf

This is the Chess.com profile of mynamegarf. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 242 (242 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 103 (219 peak)

[cunning urchin]

Yu mutha

[real lagoon]

242?!?!?

[queen canyon]

So you are telling me billions of people are in a cult? No, religion is made by god to guide us to a great life if we listen

[mossy comet]

and yeah i hit my all time highest

[grim edge]

I yum rich

[real lagoon]

yessir

[mossy comet]

242!!

[cunning urchin]

Huhhhh

[mossy comet]

i am proud of myself.

[cunning urchin]

I did that the other day

[sly ledge]

I didn't mean religion the other guy is basically doing a cult

[queen canyon]

Which one

[real lagoon]

bro 242 elo is crazy

[mossy comet]

also look at this funny

[sly ledge]

and by other guy I mean the guy on discord

[grim edge]

i mean. twenty bucks to prevent eternal damnation is a hell of a deal

[real lagoon]

brooooo

[mossy comet]

white had 17.8 accuracy and i had like 28 accuracy

[grim edge]

lmao rip

[mossy comet]

average 200 elo interaction

[sly ledge]

20 Venezuelan Bolivar is like not even 1 cent

[real lagoon]

oh I see what u did there "hell" of a deal bros comedian

[grim edge]

glad somebody noticed :p

[grim edge]

Bruh

[queen canyon]

I really want to see that game lol

[real lagoon]

dont worry bro i got u

[real lagoon]

same

send game plz

[cunning urchin]

Does anyone in here actually invest into anything ? Or does everyone want to be a slave their whole life

[nimble niche]

im testing a method of increasing rapid rating, by offering every cheater draws and rematching the extremely slow cheaters and waiting for refunds

[grim edge]

no. 20 dollars in US currency by 2023 standards, no cheatin me outta my money

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 400 (1512 peak)
Blitz: 1080 (1080 peak)
Bullet: 894 (952 peak)

[real lagoon]

im part of the real world i escaped the matrix

[grim edge]

@grim edge what is your rating

[sly ledge]

bruh are you cryptobros

[grim edge]

let's not talk abaout that :))

[sly ledge]

It's hell around here

[real lagoon]

lol

[cunning urchin]

Oh yeah?

[nimble niche]

the problem i had with rapid before was that i played too many games at a time and was stressed about rating loss

[real lagoon]

yeah

[grim edge]

Why not

anybody advertising anything above an 8 percent return from an s&p index fund is a scammer and youre getting cheated

[nimble niche]

im going to try have conversations with every cheater to attempt to slow them down

[grim edge]

am low elo

not even hedgefunds can get above that consistently

[sly ledge]

yea just throw away your rating because it doesn't matter if u have a fide

[cunning urchin]

No… totally haven’t made quadrouble digits off of investing into the stock market

[grim edge]

Ohk

[grim edge]

nobodys gonna buy what ur peddling broski

[nimble niche]

i used to be stressed over nothing because i would've gotten m yrefund anyways

[real lagoon]

am I the only one who dyes their grass blue so it cuts itself or???

[grim edge]

ye hburs?

[cunning urchin]

Fair but it’s ok

[grim edge]

????

[sly ledge]

by quadruple digits do u also count cents or is it in Venezuelan Bolivar

[grim edge]

lmao

[grim edge]

What do u mean

blue grasss

[cunning urchin]

I’m counting in rubies

[grim edge]

like the guitar

[grim edge]

how about yours, whats your elo

[real lagoon]

so it cuts itsself yea

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

1400

[grim edge]

ok cool

Bery less

[real lagoon]

i identify as 5000 elo

[grim edge]

mmmm so sleepy

why dont i go to bed, u ask? well its bc i dont wanna

[grim edge]

Then go defeat ding liren

[grim edge]

based on experience or based on internet

[cunning urchin]

Anybody in here also in love with Asians and latinas

[grim edge]

being god is hard work

[sly ledge]

I identify as the chess.com CEO but they don't allow me to do anything

[grim edge]

omg anish is that rly u

[cunning urchin]

Blud the coach’s son

[real lagoon]

damn sue em

[grim edge]

man 2am chess.com discord server is a different experience

[cunning urchin]

Touch grass

[real lagoon]

its 9:57 for me rn

[sly ledge]

stop being drunk

[grim edge]

12:57 pm :))

repub if ur antipodal to me

[grim edge]

is anybody 1:57pm

[grim edge]

Go sleep

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/orin-orin-touhou-touhou-orin-orin-fumo-metaklang-gif-23223095

[grim edge]

why? it's literally the afternoon

[cunning urchin]

I’m ngl if I ever play a pretty girl in chess I’ll let them win 🥱😈

[real lagoon]

imma do it

[sly ledge]

why

[grim edge]

Oh ok

[grim edge]

yeah like Asian country probably

[sly ledge]

Because you should

[grim edge]

need me an antipodal broski

[sly ledge]

wait bro read it as 12 am

[grim edge]

I got sum sleep already thanks for your concern

@wispy spindle @wispy spindle @wispy spindle

[mossy comet]

ok should i learn danish gambit

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[real lagoon]

Asian country crazy

[grim edge]

No

[mossy comet]

Go watch gothamchess

[sly ledge]

no

[grim edge]

gothamchess is rly hot tbh

[mossy comet]

GO WATCH GOTHAMCHESS.

[grim edge]

Marry him

[grim edge]

do you despise Asians? are you racist?

[sly ledge]

Garfield always spitting fax

[real lagoon]

i never said that💀

[grim edge]

He is ig

[grim edge]

hes a married man i couldnt do that 😭 bro code

am just kidding

[mossy comet]

@grim edge hey garfield your LASAGNA is ready

[grim edge]

😔

[grim edge]

Go build time machine then go to past then marry him

[grim edge]

feeeeeddd meeee

[wintry trail]

Who despises Asians!!!

[wispy spindle]

pawn go forward sometimes diagonal rook go just forward bishop go just diagonal queen do both king do both but only 1 square but sometimes 2 with a rook too and horse moves like an L

[cunning urchin]

anyone want to play some chess

[grim edge]

oh ur a genius ill get right on that

[mossy comet]

it will be ready in 5 minutes ok garfield

[real lagoon]

bro when did i say that im racist yall are so sensitive 💀

[mossy comet]

also where did odie go

[grim edge]

ok arbuckle lmao

[sly ledge]

he gets rejected for the 10 time in a row and does sudoku

[grim edge]

i killed him. dead

[cunning urchin]

ur black u cant be racist

[mossy comet]

😱

[real lagoon]

damn

[cunning urchin]

nah im bs

[real lagoon]

BRO WHATTT

[grim edge]

IVE HAD 2 HOURS OF SLEEP AFTER STAYING AWAKE FOR 2 DAYS LETS GOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

Teach me chess i will give u 39 cent worth of bitcoin

[wintry trail]

💀

[grim edge]

im getting my hair cut tmrw i need to find like a good style

[mossy comet]

Gothamchess

[grim edge]

Nice

[real lagoon]

bro get the bowl cut

[queen canyon]

Wait you actually black? Cool

[mossy comet]

Gothamchess Gothamchess Gothamchess Gothamch

[wintry trail]

Wtf

[grim edge]

had that when i was like nine bc my parents hated me 😭

Gotham but chsss

[grim edge]

I have watched his all videos

[sly ledge]

In 2008

[real lagoon]

bro yall acting like u never seen a black person

[grim edge]

Chess bur gotham

[cunning urchin]

anyone want to play a 5 min game

[mossy comet]

https://youtu.be/OCSbzArwB10

[wintry trail]

In the end of the day, everyone’s black

[grim edge]

HI YASS 🌊🌊🌊🌊👋👋👋👋👋

[real lagoon]

bro what

[grim edge]

I am african i see them all the time

[sly ledge]

bro they are in discord what did ya expect

[mossy comet]

But im filipino

[cunning urchin]

anyone want to play a 5 min game

[wispy spindle]

Wrong.
At the end of the day, night

[grim edge]

same

[sly ledge]

I meant we

[wintry trail]

Bc they turn off the lights and it’s night time

[grim edge]

[real lagoon]

fr

[cunning urchin]

I SAID DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY A GAME

[grim edge]

Con v

[sly ledge]

no

[real lagoon]

and im racist? nahh

[grim edge]

Imma play you out of

[wintry trail]

Next year

[grim edge]

Pity

[grim edge]

I yum not beginner

[grim edge]

IF NO ONE REPLIES, NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY

Since youve been trying all day

[cunning urchin]

sucks because i literraly cant lose

[real lagoon]

but u replied..

[cunning urchin]

im beating everyone in here

[grim edge]

Play with me

[grim edge]

replies to his invitation...

[grim edge]

Yeah send me an inv my id is yasstto

[lethal lotus]

Stop beating 💀

[cunning urchin]

ok

[real lagoon]

wait...

[sly ledge]

bro literally fell for the bait

[real lagoon]

elo?

[mossy comet]

oh youre 1k right now?

[grim edge]

Fk i got ignored holy macaroni

[mossy comet]

why do it say 400 for rapid LMAO

[grim edge]

oo macaroni

[mossy comet]

albert is trippin

[grim edge]

Send challenge link pls

[nimble niche]

i made a profit today in rapid elo because my opponent disconnected

[grim edge]

Beat him shitless hitman

[sly ledge]

he let his little brother play

[grim edge]

Ok

[cunning urchin]

bruhhhhhhhhhhh

[real lagoon]

fr

[grim edge]

Sendddddd

[mossy comet]

also I GOT Over 10 MISSES LAST GAME

[grim edge]

thisis litrally what my opponent feels rn, I've been disconnecting from like 3-5games today

[mossy comet]

WHAT THE HEEEELLLLLLL

[real lagoon]

inv me les 1v1 chess.com

[grim edge]

i rly wanna go on a run but its 2am

[cunning urchin]

https://play.chess.com/CL3tJ

[sly ledge]

omg does this mean I'm an IM

[mossy comet]

OH MY GYAWWW NO WAYYAAYYYAEAH

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> danktillon

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 1751 (1751 peak)
Bullet: 1248 (1606 peak)

[grim edge]

Whats that about bad internet connection again

[sly ledge]

Rapid sucks shiz

[real lagoon]

send me challenge link tom

[grim edge]

lmao move on

[mossy comet]

a

[grim edge]

Miciela you wanna play chess

no im nub

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessguy6469

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 400 (1405 peak)
Blitz: 873 (904 peak)
Bullet: 645 (691 peak)

[grim edge]

Damn

[mossy comet]

Check out this #chess game: rezki069 vs mynamegarf - https://www.chess.com/live/game/83809839413

[grim edge]

okay let's play

haaahahahahah

you are free to destroy me

[mossy comet]

this was the game

[real lagoon]

BETTT

imma enjoy this

[grim edge]

KILL HER DEAD YASS

[grim edge]

My id is yasstto send an inv

[nimble niche]

it's funny because im usually the one disconnecting and losing elo

[mossy comet]

bro the game reviewer always wants me to take something and trade

[real lagoon]

toms goated fr

[mossy comet]

like goddamn what do you want

[grim edge]

same smh bad internet connection be like

[mossy comet]

DO YOU WANT ME TO TRADE THE BOARD NEXT?

[nimble niche]

i should keep grinding rapid until i lose to a legit player

[sly ledge]

yes

[real lagoon]

yeah bro u havent tried?

[grim edge]

I have adhd so you have no idea how many times i forget i am playing a chess match cuz i get distracted

[real lagoon]

trading the board always works

[grim edge]

i invtied u edgy yass

[mossy comet]

damn i missed mate in 1

the 1 am motivation always hits tho

[mossy comet]

LMAOOOO

BLUNDERMASTER

MISSMASTER

[sly ledge]

I am pro at blunder chess

see

[real lagoon]

we all know whenever we make a blunder then see a god move right after

[mossy comet]

0 accuracy LMAOO

Check out this #chess game: mynamegarf vs LennonG24 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/82323180575 also look at this guy

this was when i was 169

first move was a misclick

couldve got mate if he didnt resing

[real lagoon]

hate when they resing

[cunning urchin]

who beat me

[real lagoon]

me

[sly ledge]

abuse

[grim edge]

Gg nob