💬〡general-off-topic

[fading spruce]

He’s not French 💀

[viral epoch]

I'm 15

[keen parrot]

yeah the age for being a legal adult is usually 18

[grim edge]

Oh ok

[hearty glacier]

this chat is as degen as always i see

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-karl-malone-utah-jazz-gif-10041967210753654817

[viral epoch]

True Dio

[fading spruce]

It was worse earlier

[grim edge]

I'm soon to be 16...like 2 months
Sept

[viral epoch]

Same actually

[tough sierra]

tbh lichess wouldn't even be that bad if they actually decided to do swiss tourneys

[grim edge]

Dude I just cracked my back

Best crack ever dem

[grim edge]

Oh damn which day?

[hearty glacier]

lichess is good for random quick games

[viral epoch]

In 57 days

[grim edge]

Sup how u doing

That's called bullet dio

[tough sierra]

bro I swear lichess areans are so stupid

[grim edge]

Puzzles and database too

[tough sierra]

people get like a 56% idle rate for their opponent

and I get matched with +500 people after winning against a 1300

matchmaking is dumb

ban it

[viral epoch]

I have voice messages

[fading spruce]

Bro is complaining about Lichess in chess.con server

[keen parrot]

lichess is better for bullet imo

[tough sierra]

actually cc does the same thing too

[grim edge]

I was born on 13!! Dem we were xlose

[viral epoch]

In the Gotham server

[raw sleet]

lichess is better entirely @keen parrot

[viral epoch]

Someone made fun of me for them

[tough sierra]

dont match me with the 2500 CHESS D. COM

[viral epoch]

Sob sob

[keen parrot]

||yeah for most things it is||

[grim edge]

Meh- avg day for an ordinary guy
Wby

[leaden quartz]

[viral epoch]

Oooo

[grim edge]

Dying today, most draining day of my life, got nothing done. Imma go get some good sleep gn

[grim edge]

Can you cook

[viral epoch]

Barely

Sob

[keen parrot]

yes?

[tough sierra]

lichess ratings after 2000+ sorta make sense ngl

[grim edge]

@keen parrot cant really figure out how to use it

[stuck kestrel]

ur mum

[tough sierra]

like 2300+ lichess is actually really really hard

[fading spruce]

That’s what I am trying to tell these people who have clearly never played lichess

[tough sierra]

2300+ cc is also hard but not really really hard

[grim edge]

Same I can't cook either
What can you do?

[stuck kestrel]

i would use lichess if the themes werent ugly as shit

[fading spruce]

It was extremely difficult to get to 2500 Lichess

[raw sleet]

i just like chess.com bots and the analysis better and that's it.

[grim edge]

i feel like a grandpa using a computer for the first time in his life

[tough sierra]

bro is that it

[fading spruce]

People think that is like 1300

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[tough sierra]

nah only at the lowere ratings it's weird

[grim edge]

Bruh same here lmao

[stuck kestrel]

other than the themes lichess is better but it looks ugly so i dont use it

[keen parrot]

plus titled tuesday is cooler than the lichess ones imo

[raw sleet]

you can customize the themes like i did. you can go to my userstyles here https://userstyles.org/user-profile/3328367

[tough sierra]

1300 lichess is 500 cc but 2500 lichess is 2800 cc

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

Mfers who are using chess24 are crazy

[tough sierra]

cc has like 9000 people who are 3k

[keen parrot]

2500 lc aint 2800 cc

[raw sleet]

and lots of good content creators use chess.com tbh

[fading spruce]

Idk about that because I highly doubt I could get to 2800 cc

[tough sierra]

kasparov chess is a W

[stuck kestrel]

If you know html and css u can design it yourself with inspect element

[keen parrot]

no it doesnt

[raw sleet]

eric rosen is a beast tho for team lichess

[viral epoch]

I can recite roughly every sovereign state on the surface of this globe off the top of my head. Wbu?

[tough sierra]

like 20

[keen parrot]

maybe 100 max

[fading spruce]

Eric Rosen the GOAT

[tough sierra]

lichess's highest rated is like 2800

[grim edge]

I finally reached 1800! In lichess…

[raw sleet]

@stuck kestrel that is css lol

[stuck kestrel]

same bestie

[fading spruce]

That’s just false

[tough sierra]

WHY IS THIS GUY 3200

[keen parrot]

blitz 3k, bullet 3.2k

[grim edge]

now reach it on chesscom

[raw sleet]

@stuck kestrel i uploaded it for myself to download on multiple devices... i even got my theme working on ios

[viral epoch]

Someone called me bestie

[grim edge]

any other websites like it

[keen parrot]

and blitz has higher rated but inactive ppl that dont show up

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Nah im 600 on chess.com

[grim edge]

not me, I hate you if anything

[fading spruce]

I literally just checked Lichess highest rated yesterday and there are 3000s

[stuck kestrel]

Cascading Style sheets or Cascading sheet styles, i forgot which one. Its used in web design

[raw sleet]

yes there are

[stuck kestrel]

nice

[viral epoch]

Okay

[tough sierra]

if ur <1000 on lichess i dont think you exist

[grim edge]

im 800 on lichess

[tough sierra]

broooo what

cap

sandbagger

[patent dock]

@latent pebble thats enough quit abusing me lmao

[latent pebble]

lol

[grim edge]

negative chess.com elo

[stuck kestrel]

911

[grim edge]

Final match of Magnus and hikaru Rn 😭

[grim edge]

im 1500 on chess.com lmao

[stuck kestrel]

im supporting ding

[grim edge]

my condolences eli

[keen parrot]

bye gyze, gonna grind cc blitz till im 2500 or dead

[latent pebble]

What

[grim edge]

theres a gm in lichess with 3200 apparently

Bullet chess championship

[fading spruce]

So you have chosen death

[upbeat viper]

nice to know you

[stuck kestrel]

i tried untilting and im stuck now and i want to quit chess

[upbeat viper]

gimme your prep files before you disappear

[raw sleet]

is my puzzle rating sad?

[upbeat viper]

I'll use em wisely

[stuck kestrel]

report abuse

[upbeat viper]

[viral epoch]

Did you know someone made fun of my voice from my voice messages in the gotham server?

[keen parrot]

lmao, its not something worth sending

[latent pebble]

oh lol

[upbeat viper]

[teal dragon]

why are you still here

[viral epoch]

Sob sob sob

[grim edge]

Hikaru 9.5 and Magnus 5.5 😭

[latent pebble]

What do you play vs caro

[viral epoch]

Hi cutie

[patent dock]

exchange or panov

[grim edge]

I like rapid cuz I have time to think before I move

[latent pebble]

Bad

[viral epoch]

That's what I shall now refer to you as

Cutie

[latent pebble]

So boring panov is ok if played right

[grim edge]

play anything besides advanced

[stuck kestrel]

i play rapid and im still shit i dont know why man its just making me sad

[latent pebble]

Play tal

[patent dock]

how was my panov

[grim edge]

What elo r u

[patent dock]

i let u fork me but it was a forced draw

[latent pebble]

i think you played a dubious move somewhere

[patent dock]

its bullet

[latent pebble]

Qb3

[keen parrot]

panov or bd3 exchange

[stuck kestrel]

i tilted and now im 1500 😔

[patent dock]

i wasnt going serious

[latent pebble]

or smth idk

[teal dragon]

hi eli :D

[keen parrot]

wdym

[latent pebble]

same

[patent dock]

yeah mainline

[stuck kestrel]

what about u

[grim edge]

Well I’m 700 lol

[latent pebble]

Wtf weirdo

[grim edge]

my condolences eli

[latent pebble]

Useless prep

[grim edge]

also what do you sound like

[stuck kestrel]

thats still good, im sad because i used to be higher and lost a lot of elo

[latent pebble]

It’s takes then Qb3 not immediate I don’t think

[patent dock]

me too W person has my rep

[grim edge]

I am on like 7 game win streak lol

[grim edge]

That happened to me too

Happens to everyone tbh

[patent dock]

idk i like going qb3

[grim edge]

I lost like a 100 elo cuz I kept losing games but the best option for u is to just take a break

[undone bridge]

how dare he!

[fading spruce]

Ong

[latent pebble]

Ye -1

[fading spruce]

He waffling fr

[stuck kestrel]

how much did u kose

[patent dock]

i like it

[grim edge]

100+ elo

[stuck kestrel]

Oh ok, i lost around 130

[patent dock]

omg

i miss chloe

[grim edge]

Yeah

[undone bridge]

bro is waffling

[latent pebble]

Just play takes Qb3

[grim edge]

That happens

[teal dragon]

u is always here

[stuck kestrel]

good to hear

[patent dock]

shes 2100 to 2300 blitz and mains scholars mate

[grim edge]

dude you wanna play again

[patent dock]

ok

[viral epoch]

Hiii

[viral epoch]

Amen

[patent dock]

ur higher then me

[viral epoch]

I have only a few elo

[patent dock]

dont want you to abuse me

[grim edge]

ight

lets play

[patent dock]

pro

[keen parrot]

got nothing else to do, but now stop pinging me i need to play chess

[latent pebble]

don’t you play have 8k messages and you’ve been here for like a week

[grim edge]

send a challenge

yasstto is my id

[patent dock]

who

[latent pebble]

not u

[patent dock]

i got 15k

nub

[teal dragon]

ok mb @keen parrot i wont ping you again @keen parrot

[teal dragon]

not rly

[patent dock]

play me

[tough sierra]

https://play.chess.com/22BGe

[patent dock]

im 800 elo

[tough sierra]

unrated bullet

[teal dragon]

no thanks

[latent pebble]

🔥

[grim edge]

Will hikaru gonna win this?

[median steppe]

Anyone wanna play me

[latent pebble]

gulag_999 is pro 🔥 🔥

[grim edge]

gonna hikaru win

[median steppe]

My username is kolloll123 just send friend request

[patent dock]

actaully i should make that 10 varation study for that 200 rated guy

[patent dock]

yessir

[latent pebble]

Why

[tough sierra]

are there any +2000's here?

[patent dock]

so he doesnt become 200

[patent dock]

i can be any rating u want bbg

[latent pebble]

I know a 200 that studies more than this server combined 💀

[tough sierra]

horrible pickup line

[patent dock]

then loses a peice in one

[latent pebble]

ye

[tough sierra]

0/10

[latent pebble]

And he throws a temper tantrum when he doesn’t improve

[patent dock]

thats me

but i spam puzzles instead

[latent pebble]

He knows French theory traxler theory some random d4 shit theory everything

[tough sierra]

sorry but if ur <2200 on cc you dont need more than like 4 openings

[latent pebble]

He has random otb vids saved

[patent dock]

how deep

[latent pebble]

Idk played him once

[grim edge]

hes a real one then

[patent dock]

and?

[latent pebble]

💀

[keen parrot]

there are many under 200s that have great prep

[grim edge]

what tf

[patent dock]

my eyes

[lapis lava]

yeah why

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

really?

[patent dock]

i was one

[keen parrot]

@grim edge

[tough sierra]

2000-2200

[latent pebble]

They prep till they lose 🎖️

[patent dock]

i studied openings for 5 years

[grim edge]

bonglord is 200?

[patent dock]

before i played against someone

[grim edge]

5 years?

[patent dock]

he almost adopted me

[lapis lava]

yeah why

[grim edge]

TF ARE U£

[patent dock]

just dont

[grim edge]

MAGNUS CALRSEN

[tough sierra]

bro ur 2400

[grim edge]

hes pretty bad but not 200

[lapis lava]

so

[tough sierra]

wait i need to beat this guy in bullet

[patent dock]

hes 2900 blitz

[lapis lava]

what are you looking for

[patent dock]

bullet*

[grim edge]

sup sock

[tough sierra]

ok do you want to play unrated bullet

[lapis lava]

hi

[tough sierra]

I just played my first cc game in like 6 months

[keen parrot]

sock play me in bullet

[tough sierra]

just as bad as I remember

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753552772665966666/1130958469424496741/giphy.gif

[lapis lava]

i dont even play anymore

[sleek oriole]

are you comfortable with people sticking their feet into you?

[lapis lava]

absolutely yes

[keen parrot]

exactly, let me farm you

[tough sierra]

bro

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[patent dock]

pls i just want 1600 so i can be considered less trash

give me ur points

[tough sierra]

2000 or ban

that should be a new rule

[lapis lava]

whats your elo rn

[tough sierra]

he doesnt need more than 0 openings

[patent dock]

bros a pro

[lapis lava]

if its like 2800+ ill play you lol

[tough sierra]

ask him to not hand pieces

[keen parrot]

only 2460 bullet lmao

[tough sierra]

*hang

[grim edge]

Bruh wtf-

[keen parrot]

i should be 2700 at least but i dont care for farming

[patent dock]

double my rapid rating

[grim edge]

play me then

[tough sierra]

this is wrong bro I took chem

[grim edge]

id say just do puzzles

[keen parrot]

oops wrong reply mb

[keen parrot]

im not, but i could be if i wanted to

[lapis lava]

youre at 1300 rn unfortunately

[tough sierra]

sus

[lapis lava]

go for it

[grim edge]

How's it wrong? I mean it's weird but-

[grim edge]

bro my fide is almost double 😭

[keen parrot]

more like farming bullet cheaters is an easy way to get to 2800

[tough sierra]

you end up with more energy than what you started with

[somber prawn]

Scholars mate is a -good- horrendous way to play chess I swear1!1!1!1 (I literally don't know what I'm doing here)

[grim edge]

You do realise the one who made this has a degree in chem

[patent dock]

how do you even cheat in bullet

[tough sierra]

idc I trust my chem 1 H teacher

[lapis lava]

cheesewater moment

no one genuienly thinks hes good though right

[keen parrot]

he let kibitzer farm him lmao

[grim edge]

I am good

[tough sierra]

ur supposed to have more or less energy than what you started with

[patent dock]

i play 50 in a day

[keen parrot]

now kibitzer is 2900 bullet

[patent dock]

idk whats wrng

[somber prawn]

Best player1!1!1!1!

[grim edge]

Oh ok fair point the graph shouldn't be level is what you mean right?

[patent dock]

he needs grass

[tough sierra]

yes

[lapis lava]

oh LOL

[grim edge]

tell him about lichess then

[keen parrot]

nah bro he might be a gm someday

[somber prawn]

Lichess is Goated free puzzles no cap

[grim edge]

Yep that's a mistake

[patent dock]

he needs grass tho

[grim edge]

ill be the only gm

[tough sierra]

bro in lichess you cant get 3k puzzles in 2 sceonds like in cc(w/ membership)

[lapis lava]

bro cheesewater lost like 30-2 to tactic LMAOOOOO

[keen parrot]

yeah

[tough sierra]

I should get a degree in chem

[patent dock]

for brokies

[tough sierra]

all I need is chem 1

[noble coral]

Uhm

[lapis lava]

hes good though maybe like high 2700 but hes boosted rn

[tough sierra]

my lichess puzzle rating is 900 lower than in cc

[keen parrot]

yeah, kibitzer beats me like 7-3

[tough sierra]

road to 1k

[grim edge]

But the thing is he is teaching this to sophomore

[grim edge]

do u think I would beat him

[lapis lava]

do you play on lc

[grim edge]

So ...eh-

[tough sierra]

I was a freshman when I learned this

[patent dock]

why would he boost himself up elo if he doesnt have the skills to be a 2900 idk doesnt sound good

[lapis lava]

we can play there im kinda bored and dc abt rating there

[keen parrot]

actually our score is 18.5-31.5 which is more like 6-4

[grim edge]

He has made the correct graphs in class

[lapis lava]

flex ig

[keen parrot]

ye im vimun on lc

i only play bullet there

[grim edge]

Good for you?

[lapis lava]

go

[patent dock]

i rather have the skills then be a show acc lmao

[wintry wharf]

Any 2k wanna play bullet

im 1300

[tough sierra]

right so how does a sophmore matter?

[tough sierra]

https://play.chess.com/aHUC7

[mossy comet]

theres too many

[grim edge]

i threw so hard

[teal dragon]

@viral epoch its your gif!!

[grim edge]

Oh ok!
So what I mean is...they understand that the graph isn't level and there's a diff between them....they would understand that and even if correction is needed they wouldn't need to tell him as they have a mutual understanding of what he meant to elucidate

i was winning in the endgame

no that was a draw

you couldnt have won

[viral epoch]

Me fr

[viral epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1130450374915002448/bonbi-bonbibonkers.gif

[tough sierra]

I understand the first half of that sentence

[teal dragon]

smash

[grim edge]

Would you ever get into cosplaying

[echo seal]

https://tenor.com/view/man-loses-weight-league-of-legends-discord-mod-reddit-gif-22326303

[viral epoch]

Smash hard but only if guy

[grim edge]

OOOOOH

[wintry wharf]

I wanna play again I was close

[echo seal]

Fr

[grim edge]

you had to play a5

[viral epoch]

I genuinely want to cosplay Venti one day

[tough sierra]

no im a 4 player and lichess player from now on

[teal dragon]

i genuinely would but i can only cosplay short guys because of my abyssmal height

[grim edge]

Nvm-
Where are you from? What course did you take in HS?

[stuck kestrel]

child

[grim edge]

such as xiao

he is abbysmally small

[viral epoch]

Cosplay Krillin

[tough sierra]

usa. chem 1 H

[grim edge]

How tall are you?

[lyric latch]

[wintry wharf]

Any 2k wanna play bullet im 1300

[grim edge]

krillin is 7'3

[teal dragon]

171cm

[grim edge]

tf are u talking about eli

[grim edge]

Hmm OK 👌

[wintry wharf]

179

[tough sierra]

5 10 for you american losers

[viral epoch]

What

[grim edge]

171

[viral epoch]

No it's not

[teal dragon]

5'7

[tough sierra]

wait

[grim edge]

is not that short

[teal dragon]

(im 18)

[grim edge]

i am 186

[viral epoch]

177,5 is 5'10

[tough sierra]

cap it's 5 10

[grim edge]

i m 17

[viral epoch]

Whata

[fading spruce]

Isn’t that below average?

[teal dragon]

yeah

[grim edge]

slightly so

[viral epoch]

[teal dragon]

im not even asian

[tough sierra]

wait no I messed up the math

[grim edge]

oof

[tough sierra]

im asian and 5 10 watchu saying bro

[viral epoch]

I thought you were a lot younger!!!!

[grim edge]

What's chem 1 H? Like AP or something?

[fading spruce]

Yao Ming

[teal dragon]

what im saying is that i have no excuse for being short

[tough sierra]

chemistry honors

[tough sierra]

hes like 7 foot 6

[grim edge]

I'm 5'9

[grim edge]

Hmm...so what's the diff between that and AP?

[fading spruce]

I wish I was 6’9” for the memes but I’m not

[tough sierra]

blame your parents

[fading spruce]

Genetics

[stuck kestrel]

surgery

[tough sierra]

regular = 4 point credit
honors = 5 point credit
ap/aice = 6 point credit

[fading spruce]

Bruh I am 6’3”

[grim edge]

Hold tf up @teal dragon you're older than me?

[fading spruce]

What surgery is getting me to be 6 inches taller

[obtuse citrus]

I’m 6’5 get owned

[stuck kestrel]

the other 6 inches went somewhere else

[grim edge]

So basically honours is for weaker students?

[fading spruce]

Half a foot of metallic spine?

[tough sierra]

no weaker students take regular

[obtuse citrus]

6’6 on my passport

[tough sierra]

you have to take chem honors before ap chem

[teal dragon]

ive said my age atleast 10 times how have you still not figured

[stuck kestrel]

possible

[grim edge]

Oh I see

Imma check up on the syllabus of whatever US chem is

[tough sierra]

o noes

[grim edge]

Idc about trivial issues

[fading spruce]

Still not 2 meters

[obtuse citrus]

Tragic

[tough sierra]

TRUE THAT

[obtuse citrus]

I bench 80kg tho so who is really winning huh

[tough sierra]

6 8 or bust

[fading spruce]

Bruh you can’t bench your own weight?

[grim edge]

cool I shoulder press that aswell 🤓

[fading spruce]

Are you like a skeleton?

[obtuse citrus]

Almost

[wicked aspen]

Body weight?

[tough sierra]

yo

[wispy spindle]

I curl 80 kg 🤷‍♂️

[obtuse citrus]

Lmfao I’m getting flamed

[grim edge]

Do you have basic home skills?

[fading spruce]

Ong

[tough sierra]

wait you weigh 80 kg?

[obtuse citrus]

I weigh 86kg

[stuck kestrel]

i curl ur mum

[tough sierra]

bros fat fr

[grim edge]

I eat 80 kgs worth of food

[fading spruce]

I be looking like Eddie Hall ong

[obtuse citrus]

I bench a little more then 80

[wispy spindle]

😭

[obtuse citrus]

What

[wicked aspen]

And 160 tall?

Thats high bmi

[obtuse citrus]

I’m 196cm tall 86kg that’s not strange

[tough sierra]

bmi is stupid

[fading spruce]

You are a stick

[tough sierra]

if ur not underweight in bmi, ur fat

[wicked aspen]

Thats normal

[grim edge]

BMI isn't stupid-

[tough sierra]

177 cm 130 pounds

[wispy spindle]

—anorexic

[grim edge]

its not a flex beeing skinny 😭🙏

[obtuse citrus]

I’ve been bulking up a lot, you’re being rude for no reason

[tough sierra]

about 65kg

I think

[covert cosmos]

schabi

[obtuse citrus]

Is it u in your pfp

[fading spruce]

Bro cry

[stuck kestrel]

86 isnt too skinny

[grim edge]

yez

[lapis lava]

ggs

[tough sierra]

americans are fat what can i say

[keen parrot]

fairly matched id say @lapis lava

[grim edge]

How old are you colors?

[lapis lava]

im so wa shed

[obtuse citrus]

Mad haters…

[lapis lava]

like i mouse slipped every move at the start lol

[keen parrot]

tbh im on my laptop

[grim edge]

@obtuse citrus eh most people are jealous they have competition

[lapis lava]

i only have a laptop

[obtuse citrus]

I haven’t been able to train too much due to injury

[grim edge]

who won

[wintry wharf]

1more bullet then ill stop asking

[fading spruce]

This is about to become a gym discord ong

[wispy spindle]

can i have woman candidate candidate national master role

[keen parrot]

6-6

[wispy spindle]

1600 uscf

[tough sierra]

wait my bmi is on the lower end of normal lmao

[grim edge]

what and hes NM fr?

[keen parrot]

i would be NM if i lived in the us fs

[grim edge]

If I identify as woman...and then I go for the CM title- would I get it?

[obtuse citrus]

I deadlifted 140kg after about 6m of training but injured my back 😿

[hearty glacier]

same if normal was nikokado avocado

[grim edge]

i be getting those titles in no time then🙏🙏🙏🙏

[fading spruce]

Bruh don’t clown him for that

[past aurora]

cap

[grim edge]

Ok cool

[fading spruce]

Bro clearly doesn’t know proper technique

[grim edge]

Yea yea ik

[obtuse citrus]

It was actually my scoliose which they found out afterwards

[tough sierra]

if your bmi is 21+ u fat bro

[grim edge]

I'm here for the funsies...idk how to play chess tbh

[fading spruce]

You didn’t know you had scoliosis?

[grim edge]

Bro skipped basic lessons

[obtuse citrus]

No I had to do an MRI scan

[tough sierra]

not for an american but for any other race

[stuck kestrel]

my mum has that and i think i do too

[grim edge]

so ur saying Markus rühl was fat?

[fading spruce]

That’s crazy

[tough sierra]

who?

[final fern]

is magnus streaming ?

[grim edge]

google

[fading spruce]

I have known people with scoliosis and you can just feel it in their spine

[grim edge]

Sunrise is a troll guys dw

[obtuse citrus]

Yeah it’s not too bad tbh

[tough sierra]

ok if he was a bodybuilder they dont count

[hearty glacier]

not true i'm at 28 and ain't fat

[tough sierra]

his name sounds like a body builder

[grim edge]

😭

[obtuse citrus]

But it caused my injury partially

[stuck kestrel]

do u think ronnie coleman was natty

[tough sierra]

THATS FAT BY EVEN AMERICAN STANDARDS

[final fern]

yo guys

[obtuse citrus]

Natty king

[final fern]

is magnus streaming ?

[hearty glacier]

i'm big boned

[golden badge]

How to solve this question

[tough sierra]

fluffy?

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-fat-im-big-boned-eric-cartman-south-park-s15e4-gif-23121562

[grim edge]

If your body fat % is over 22 then you're getting chubby...that's High time

[ornate ivy]

12% gang

[slender lance]

Hi

[rose thunder]

i got flamed earlier for being american

[grim edge]

Area under the graph gives velocity

[stuck kestrel]

i did this in 9th grade i forgot all that shit bruh

[fading spruce]

Turk

[wide merlin]

"After all captures, this is an equal trade" (M1)

[obtuse citrus]

People always think they’re lower body fat then they are

[hearty glacier]

bruh my body look good mildly ripped with a small belly that's not fat

[grim edge]

good genes keep u automatically at 15 doesnt matter what happens

[dense cloud]

nah some ppl lives is just sad

[grim edge]

I think 15% is the adequate amount

[slender lance]

Yea how did you know?

[keen parrot]

rate my setup

[obtuse citrus]

Depends per person

[dense cloud]

I was 1 game away from 700 with 15+ material advantage and this mf started using stockfish literally playing a perfect move every second

[fading spruce]

Bruh your name is Oguzhan

[grim edge]

Not everyone has good genes- some people work for it.

[tough sierra]

show me the gaming chair

[grim edge]

god tier

[fading spruce]

It’s not rocket science

[rose thunder]

nice mouse tho

[hearty glacier]

hmmmm is that lichess?!!?!?

[keen parrot]

im legit on my stomach

[tough sierra]

he's a good man

[slender lance]

How do you know that Oğuzhan is Turkish?

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-20142426

[grim edge]

Like i got god tier calves even though I have never even trained them

[stuck kestrel]

what are u drinking bruv

[lapis lava]

@keen parrot what country are u from again

[fallen wadi]

I knew hikaru will keep the bullet title

[keen parrot]

beer

[stuck kestrel]

i hope its apple juice

[fading spruce]

Because I am not an idiot

[grim edge]

beer ?

[lapis lava]

also u got insta?

[fallen wadi]

Magnus ain’t fast enough bro

[rose thunder]

legit me ~1 hr ago

[stuck kestrel]

thats why u act stupid all the time.

[keen parrot]

i live in sweden, but am from romania and am in romania rn

[grim edge]

Ok fk I should go to sleep

[keen parrot]

also i dont use insta no

[lapis lava]

do u play in sweden

[hearty glacier]

you play a lot of football?

[fading spruce]

Stockholm?

[stuck kestrel]

bucharest

[keen parrot]

yeah

[lapis lava]

do u know uh

[slender lance]

Okay bro.

[grim edge]

See yall later dumbasses

[lapis lava]

edvin trost

[grim edge]

No

[keen parrot]

yeah i know who he is, he doesnt live near me but hes chill

[neon musk]

Yeah?

[lapis lava]

really lol

[keen parrot]

demon at blitz

[lapis lava]

does he still play actively

[dense cloud]

how to report a cheater

[keen parrot]

havent seen him lately but i also havent played much

[lapis lava]

back in like 2020 when bullet was popular he was part of the bullet manipulation ring lol

[hearty glacier]

did Anita quit?

[restive storm]

and family guy

[keen parrot]

oh lmao, he was like 13 then

[stuck kestrel]

what

[lapis lava]

yeah same

[wispy spindle]

The real family guy was the friends we made along the way

[lapis lava]

but he got up to like 3100 iirc

[keen parrot]

damn wtf

[hearty glacier]

i dont see her name in admin list

[stuck kestrel]

179

[grim edge]

you ip grab them and then give it to chess.com

[fading spruce]

🇨🇷

[hearty glacier]

is that JAPAN?

[dense cloud]

ip?

[fading spruce]

Nah it’s Thailand

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/rhett-and-link-tokyo-cat-gif-13611249

[keen parrot]

same world cup group so close

[slender lance]

What do you think about Turk's ?

[grim edge]

pretty sure its south africas

[obtuse citrus]

Croatia I think

[lapis lava]

but its boosted hes like 2800 level

[wispy spindle]

bro asked if she quit cuz she’s offline

[keen parrot]

yeah

[fading spruce]

I think Turks are pretty funny

[slender lance]

Avarage american person D:

[wispy spindle]

😭

[lapis lava]

im sure uve heard of White Ghost also he was part of it too

[hearty glacier]

me being an epic european : no

[slender lance]

Thx

[grim edge]

avarage

[stuck kestrel]

germans are the least funny

[fading spruce]

Definitely funnier than Greeks

[keen parrot]

yeah i wasnt around on cc at that time

[lapis lava]

those were some interesting times though cant believe it was like 3 years ago already

[slender lance]

OYYYYYY GARDAŞIM BE

[hearty glacier]

bruh Japanese flag is hard to remember

[stuck kestrel]

thanks i had taco bell i needed this

[tepid panther]

Work is kicking my ass today

[fading spruce]

🇹🇷

[grim edge]

🇧🇳

[slender lance]

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

[keen parrot]

2020 was when i got ip banned from lichess for making too many accounts

[stuck kestrel]

🇧🇩

[fading spruce]

Brunei

[stuck kestrel]

its this one

[grim edge]

happened to me too

[obtuse citrus]

I’m in Greece rn

[fading spruce]

Japan but it got soaked in water and algae grew on it

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-23142299

[stuck kestrel]

🇫🇮

[keen parrot]

i clapped assios in hyper so he ip banned me

[slender lance]

Türkiye is and will remain secular.

[fading spruce]

Suomi

[wicked aspen]

Killua

[keen parrot]

how can one be so degenerate and so based at the same time

[hearty glacier]

you mean syria 2.0 ?

[stuck kestrel]

🇵🇼

[obtuse citrus]

Love erdogan from Serbia

[fading spruce]

Nah Mecip Tayyip Erogan will see to that ending

[fading spruce]

Palau

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[lapis lava]

the goat

[hearty glacier]

ooooooh so that's why they call it the land of the rising sun

[stuck kestrel]

its japan

[stuck kestrel]

[fading spruce]

Palau is Japan

[wicked aspen]

I love him

[grim edge]

wanna play?

[stuck kestrel]

no this flag is japan

[covert cosmos]

jkabajaba

[stuck kestrel]

palau is this 🇯🇵

[lapis lava]

nah

[hearty glacier]

come on that was a good one

[grim edge]

why not

[high ledge]

Lol, i laughed loud with this

[lapis lava]

lazy

[stuck kestrel]

i almost had a seizure because of how bad it was

🇯🇵

[keen parrot]

is your pfp you and your hubbie?

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/geto-suguru-jujutsu-kaisen-shrug-gif-20241477

[slender lance]

okay

[stuck kestrel]

@fading spruce this is palau

[grim edge]

bruv u played 5 mins ago

[fading spruce]

Albania

[upbeat viper]

no politics

[stuck kestrel]

🇷🇸

[hearty glacier]

pulling up the white flag i see finally gave up

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-car-meme-transform-gif-14513858

[upbeat viper]

and stop spamming flags

[fading spruce]

It’s literally just guessing flags

[lapis lava]

bro i saw this on my insta feed 😭

[stuck kestrel]

we are talking about flags, its geography not politics

[upbeat viper]

do that in your DMs

[keen parrot]

😭 lmao

[fading spruce]

Okay this is politics

[upbeat viper]

yeah

politics was for this guy

[stuck kestrel]

So no flags?

[upbeat viper]

:')

it's spammy so no please

[fading spruce]

@upbeat viper 🇫🇷

[lapis lava]

hi bast

[keen parrot]

bro i have a shitpost with this transitioning into a certain individual in a truck thats bussin

[lapis lava]

should i play bullet or csgo @upbeat viper

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/pride-month-simpsons-flag-rainbow-gif-12020563

[ornate ivy]

Csgo

[hearty glacier]

the only flag we need

[wispy spindle]

bro fr deleted my anime gif

[stuck kestrel]

what about these ones. They arent political 🏳️🏴🏴🏴‍☠️🚩🇺🇳🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[upbeat viper]

csgo

[lapis lava]

ok

[ornate ivy]

Frick chess

[upbeat viper]

can I play with you ?

[lapis lava]

ong bro

[upbeat viper]

I'm rusty af but

[obtuse citrus]

Who up listening to drake 🔥🔥🔥

[lapis lava]

sure send ur steam

[fading spruce]

Antarctica could never be political

[keen parrot]

i saved it in time its fine

[keen parrot]

u 2 are diff regions it will be ass

[lapis lava]

bast carry me fr fr

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[fading spruce]

You play CS:GO?

[lapis lava]

its ok

[upbeat viper]

I used to

🧓

[grim edge]

play vs me

[fading spruce]

This is just like 1984?

[wispy spindle]

exactly

[stuck kestrel]

csgo is og goated game

[lapis lava]

rank?

u were global elite right

[wispy spindle]

supreme leader fascistoura

[keen parrot]

im decent at csgo ngl, think i got LE before leaving for vacation

[hearty glacier]

i was a diamond 4 in csgo

[lapis lava]

CAP

[upbeat viper]

AQ6Y8-6BFG

[sturdy spade]

What’s a good daily routine for chess?

[keen parrot]

i dont remember if it was dmg or le

[upbeat viper]

csgo friend code

[stuck kestrel]

1 game per day

[upbeat viper]

I was DMG in 5v5

[rose thunder]

never played csgo but i like tf2

[upbeat viper]

global in wingman

[keen parrot]

im still silver 2 in wingman

[obtuse citrus]

Lmao

[stuck kestrel]

☕

[upbeat viper]

but I'm rusty now so I'm just garbage 1

[keen parrot]

but my gold nova friend is global

[upbeat viper]

wth

[keen parrot]

💀

[upbeat viper]

[obtuse citrus]

Wtf bruh

[upbeat viper]

I delete it for obvious reasons

[rose thunder]

wtf was that

[upbeat viper]

but yeah

[hearty glacier]

AAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHà

[obtuse citrus]

LMAO

[upbeat viper]

adding you

[lapis lava]

LMAO

[obtuse citrus]

Least degenerate csgo player

[upbeat viper]

sent

[rose thunder]

[keen parrot]

do not go to my steam profile (its not not linked with my discord)

[lapis lava]

my friend is diamond valorant and global elite csgo LOL

[stuck kestrel]

Why do i miss out on the good stuff

[hearty glacier]

is he russian?

[keen parrot]

yeah im dia in valo too

[stuck kestrel]

idk what happened and now im sadge

[lapis lava]

i added u

cap

[keen parrot]

no cap

[lapis lava]

what did u main

[keen parrot]

tbh duelist

[rose thunder]

i try to get the good stuff but i fail just about every time, my rng/luck is mid lol

[keen parrot]

but i filled kayo too

[upbeat viper]

ah

you're silver

[keen parrot]

and the occasional smoke

[upbeat viper]

idk if the game will let us play together

but okay

[stuck kestrel]

i left for a second and something happened and by the time i was back bast deleted

[lapis lava]

what is ur rank

[keen parrot]

rn?

i havent played in a few months

[rose thunder]

were u here about an hour ago

[lapis lava]

wait no actually are u rlly

[stuck kestrel]

probably not

[keen parrot]

am i really what

[lapis lava]

dia

[rose thunder]

i made quite the mess (on accident i must say)

[fading spruce]

@upbeat viper are you in a vc somewhere?

[keen parrot]

yeah im peak dia 2, and that was before ascendant existed

[fading spruce]

Or like a gc or something?

[stuck kestrel]

elaborate

[rose thunder]

some people dont like free speech (not specifying who)

[stuck kestrel]

Can you explain normally

[rose thunder]

dms

[stuck kestrel]

why

[lapis lava]

bros troling me right

i am hardstuck ascendant

[keen parrot]

bruh im not

[grim edge]

Why so weak

[keen parrot]

im kinda hard stuck high plat/low dia

but i havent played much since may

[lapis lava]

damn nice

i just wanna hit immo and quit

[upbeat viper]

who's Wood

[keen parrot]

paper 💀

[valid grove]

guys

can anyone bring my dad back?

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/burying-dying-dead-grave-gif-17189345

your dad ^

[valid grove]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-cat-crying-gif-13529723205116845676

[stuck kestrel]

milk

[valid grove]

wahhhhhh

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

[valid grove]

i want my dad back

[keen parrot]

[valid grove]

wahhhhhhh

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wispy spindle]

dumbass

[valid grove]

@fierce crater COME BACK 😦

[lime jay]

YOOOOOOO I JUST PLAYED A GAME AND GOT 75% ACCURACY BUT WHEN I RETRIED I GOT 95.7% IM 300 ELO

[next raft]

Check out this #chess game: popsmokebraids vs Domgie_Real - https://www.chess.com/live/game/83707189961

[lime jay]

THIS MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE MUCH BUT LET ME BE HAPPY

[next raft]

can someone analyize this game and tell me how i missed some stuff

the game review is bad at explaining without diamond

[keen parrot]

even with its bad

[next raft]

it just tells me inaccuracy and mistake with no details whatsoever

[keen parrot]

u were black or white?

[next raft]

black

spongebob pfp

[keen parrot]

move 34 you missed cxb6, which would have left you a piece up

[grim edge]

Off question but does anyone have Xbox game pass ultimate

[stuck kestrel]

what

[grim edge]

Xbox game pass

[stuck kestrel]

@next raft its 1am why are u awake go to sleep

[next raft]

yeah i was so low on time that my brain stopped working

[grim edge]

I was asking because if anyone has this deal as well I will pay them for the code for me to redeem it

[next raft]

weak, i sleep at 7

[stuck kestrel]

same

[stuck kestrel]

no xbox only playstation

[keen parrot]

for those interested, this is the game review of the game i got fair play checked at an otb tournament

[stuck kestrel]

absolutely no one was interested

[fading spruce]

Really doesn’t look that crazy to me

[fading spruce]

Were there some crazy move in the game?

[keen parrot]

it is when its an otb game and not online clownery

[stuck kestrel]

probably the 2 brils , but its a short game

[grim edge]

A brilliant to put you down to your knees and another one to kick you in the nuts, truly a spectacular game by black

[fading spruce]

I still don’t think it’s that crazy

[keen parrot]

black to play

[wintry wharf]

I play with this accurazzy on rapid if my opponent blunders

[fading spruce]

The game is so short

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/4WTJunSTg?tab=review check it for yourself, this is pretty much flawless except for one move

[wintry wharf]

night check

[stuck kestrel]

qa5

[keen parrot]

[stuck kestrel]

what was it tho

[keen parrot]

its actually top move, not even a fake brilliant

Qa5

[stuck kestrel]

Im literally einstein i need gm title rn

about to call fide ong

[rose thunder]

can i get into a fide tournament as a 1000

[wintry wharf]

no shit

[stuck kestrel]

fide elo?

[keen parrot]

bro when i played Qa5 i slammed that shit down like i knew it was brilliant

[keen parrot]

mine or opponents?

[rose thunder]

flipped the board too

[stuck kestrel]

both i guess

[keen parrot]

im 2100, opponent was 1700 but insanely underrated

[grim edge]

As long as there aren't restrictions, you can

[keen parrot]

like he is easily 2k level

[rose thunder]

is there an elo restriction, like otb?

[stuck kestrel]

qa5 take the knight qa1+ knight blocks then what

[keen parrot]

Ba2

[stuck kestrel]

i meant take the bishop im stpud

[grim edge]

I suppose there could be restrictions or separate categories because of that

[stuck kestrel]

its 1 am so dont mind me

[keen parrot]

the sickest part is after Nb1, which was a blunder, i punished him with top moves

probably why i got checked tbh

[fading spruce]

Simply a skill issue

[stuck kestrel]

how is nb1 blunder

[rose thunder]

maybe i should do a 1000 tournament when i find one

[keen parrot]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/4WTJunSTg?tab=review check the game out for urself

[stuck kestrel]

be honest bro u got beads?

ip grabber

[keen parrot]

nah bro, they would have found them

[lime jay]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83709048413 I AM BRUTAL. I MADE AN AMAZIN COMEBACK

[worn ice]

Juistjaa (366) vs. IAmTheOneWhoKnocks12343 (340)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Nxd4 6. Qxd4 Qe7 7. Nb5 c5 8. Qf4 g5 9. Qxg5 Rg8 10. Qd2 d5 11. cxd5 Nxd5 12. Qxd5 Be6 13. Qe5 Rg5 14. Qc7 Rd5 15. Qxb7 Rad8 16. Nc7+ Qxc7 17. Qxc7 [Rd1#] 

[stuck kestrel]

they checked ur ass?

nah they were checking something else bruh

[fading spruce]

Hans

[keen parrot]

dude idfk my back was turned at one point, they might have

[stuck kestrel]

[lime jay]

murr punishment

[keen parrot]

and it was like a proper anticheating control too, it was crazy

metal detector and shit

[rose thunder]

walt

[stuck kestrel]

nah just clench ur asscheeks as hard as u can no anti cheat can detect it

[keen parrot]

even had to take off my shoes 💀

[lime jay]

walt gave up on meth he plays chess now

[fading spruce]

Niemann Defense

[stuck kestrel]

stinky

[stuck kestrel]

[lime jay]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83709048413 walt would like you to analyze this game 🔥

[worn ice]

Juistjaa (366) vs. IAmTheOneWhoKnocks12343 (340)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Nxd4 6. Qxd4 Qe7 7. Nb5 c5 8. Qf4 g5 9. Qxg5 Rg8 10. Qd2 d5 11. cxd5 Nxd5 12. Qxd5 Be6 13. Qe5 Rg5 14. Qc7 Rd5 15. Qxb7 Rad8 16. Nc7+ Qxc7 17. Qxc7 Rd1# 

[keen parrot]

fr

[rose thunder]

sure 🔥

[stuck kestrel]

saying u got checked for fairplay is the biggest flex in chess

[keen parrot]

fr, feels amazing

[stuck kestrel]

i only ever get checked for abuse sadly

[oak bane]

anyone know how to get some help wiht a question

[keen parrot]

[lime jay]

something i realized about people my elo is they cant recognize 2 move sequences so any mates are basically an instant win

[stuck kestrel]

what

[keen parrot]

sure, whats up

[oak bane]

can i send u it in dms

[stuck kestrel]

what is it tho

[oak bane]

its a question

[stuck kestrel]

i probably cant even solve it

[stuck kestrel]

WHAT IS THE QUESTION ABOUT

if its math dont dm

[oak bane]

wht is the best move in algebraic chess notation white to move

[keen parrot]

[stuck kestrel]

yeah send it

password game is making chess famous bruh

[lime jay]

bro i have a higher win rate than loss im lowkey no joke scared i might get fair play checked cause people at y elo arent normally as accurate as me

[oak bane]

xD

[stuck kestrel]

ur 400?

[lime jay]

yes

340

[stuck kestrel]

alright

[snow pivot]

if you want to play higher rated opponents go to custom then challenges

[stuck kestrel]

or just gain elo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1130769652222529596/7fa60f7c9d66e8d8f317ee759ca6a723.png

[restive storm]

Cellen

[grim edge]

where cellen

[stuck kestrel]

what?

[stuck kestrel]

???

[restive storm]

Cellen

[grim edge]

😂

[stuck kestrel]

are u ok bro

[restive storm]

No

[stuck kestrel]

whats wrong

[lime jay]

twerk

[grim edge]

do i care

[hexed trellis]

who won guys??

[rose thunder]

my mom

[fossil epoch]

Ceiling you mean

[stuck kestrel]

sounds like he got rejected by her

very sadge indeed.

[restive storm]

Cellen

[warped galleon]

I just realised i lost to you yesterday with fools mate

[rose thunder]

is my ego too big to feel literally nothing after my gf breaks up with me?

[fossil epoch]

Cellen

[stuck kestrel]

Cellen

[grim edge]

thats not ego rather loneliness

[restive storm]

No I just saw the shrog and it reminded me of cellen because he uses that as his pfp

[fossil epoch]

People here don't know about cellen, so sad

[stuck kestrel]

sometimes you have to sacrifice the queen to mate

[fading spruce]

Cellen

[rose thunder]

when it happened i was just like "....ok"

[stuck kestrel]

shrog

[restive storm]

Cellen

[rose thunder]

i had a reason to as well, she did it over the phone

[grim edge]

exactly I know what ur talking about

[stuck kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1130769652222529596/7fa60f7c9d66e8d8f317ee759ca6a723.png

[restive storm]

Cellen

[fading spruce]

Cellen

[stuck kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1130769652222529596/7fa60f7c9d66e8d8f317ee759ca6a723.png

[fossil epoch]

Cellen

[neon musk]

Oh, yeah, I remember

[grim edge]

its gonna hit after some time

[stuck kestrel]

Cellen

[restive storm]

Omg

[stuck kestrel]

Cellen

[rose thunder]

hasnt hit yet and that was 2 years ago

[grim edge]

then u didnt love her

[stuck kestrel]

that was a big plot twist

[rose thunder]

tbh yeah i didnt she called me an asshole for making a harmless joke lmaooooo

[fading spruce]

2 years ago 💀💀💀

[rose thunder]

bitch slapped my head so hard