💬〡general-off-topic

[supple imp]

Resign before the endgames begin

[humble oracle]

yall really had to learn how to ladder mate? xd

[leaden knoll]

(same guy who said he's 1500)

[leaden knoll]

he's 500 elo

[humble oracle]

tbh at 500 elo just play logical moves and you always win

no need to even study endgames

[supple imp]

Once I stale mated because I forgot how to mate with rook and king

[leaden knoll]

people who play bullet are braindead

they have punch drunk syndrome but for chess players

[humble oracle]

i always play rapid bruh

[digital phoenix]

u can play logical moves until 2k

[nimble niche]

Once I hung my queen in a K+Q vs K endgame

[neon musk]

Imagine

[humble oracle]

fr i hit 1700 that way

[supple imp]

This is why we're 2k

So we can so dumb shit like this

[grim edge]

help I'm 100 rated

[supple imp]

Quit chess

[grim edge]

I played for 1 day

[supple imp]

Play checkers instead

It's probably more your pace

[nimble niche]

checkers is harder than chess

[grim edge]

very good idea

[supple imp]

Isn't checkers already solved?

[nimble niche]

But I suck at it

[supple imp]

But you also suck at chess

[nimble niche]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

u suck at literally everything else does that mean everything is harder than chess

[torpid lintel]

What help?

[nimble niche]

what do i suck at that's harder? 🤨

[formal leaf]

An Anti-theif bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief’s asshole. Now as sales has skyrocketed, many users has mentioned they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides. Quote “Ride it raw.”

[supple imp]

You can't help 100s anything you say won't help since they still don't know how to move pieces

Just let them play the game

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-omegle-dragosama-disgusted-whathesay-gif-26523866

[supple imp]

Until they're around 400

[nimble niche]

When I first learnt the rules of chess, I knew how the pieces moved so I was never 100 elo level

[supple imp]

Same

[leaden knoll]

i want to show you a game i played
there's a game where stockfish said it was a blunder, but it was brilliant (engines don't see like a person, shocking.)

[torpid lintel]

If they don't know how piece move then I would give this https://youtu.be/OCSbzArwB10 or chess.com guide lessons haha

[supple imp]

Idek how people get 100 elo without sandbagging

[humble oracle]

i started at 800

[covert arch]

how to become pro at pro at pro at pro at pro at ?

[nimble niche]

100 elos are people who intentionally lose

[thorny inlet]

anyone up for a match?

[leaden knoll]

@humble oracle

[supple imp]

But they'd get banned for sandbagging

[nimble niche]

100 elos are antichess players

[humble oracle]

started at the bottom now we a bit higher than bottom

[supple imp]

100 elos just naturally suck

[digital phoenix]

well im 100 elo now

[nimble niche]

100 elos play antichess in standard games

[supple imp]

They are a mistake that slipped through natural selection

[digital phoenix]

tf u mean

[nimble niche]

I never said it went the other way

[humble oracle]

why would this ever be brilliant cuh

[digital phoenix]

are u telling me what u think is brilliant is more correct than engine

[leaden knoll]

if an 1800 doesn't see a blunder, it isn't

[digital phoenix]

ur stupid

[thorny inlet]

[elfin charm]

i just hit 2087 rapid

[digital phoenix]

the fact that u can unironically say all these things mean ur stupid

[nimble niche]

that mentality would only get you to 1800

[humble oracle]

bro is onto nothing 💯 💯

[neon musk]

Guess the moves

[keen parrot]

e4 c5 and idk further

[next raft]

im currently 700 rated and im learning all the lines and theory of the scotch i've learnt 5-7 variations by now, will they even give me advantage over my opponents if i know the best possible counter to every move they make?

[supple imp]

I think he's joking

[digital phoenix]

hes 1k rated i think hes being real

[humble oracle]

propably

[nimble niche]

e3 e6 Nf3 f6 Nd4 c6

[digital phoenix]

i mean not the 1800 not seeing but his alleged brilliant

[neon musk]

e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bb4 is obvious and then there's one move for black and one move for white

[neon musk]

[covert arch]

e4 e5 Ke2 Ke7# 1-1

[leaden knoll]

i let the "best" move play, and the engine has been thinking for 2 minutes now

[neon musk]

It's this

[supple imp]

He said he's 2k and that he linked his little brothers account

[neon musk]

Na5 b4

[covert arch]

??

[digital phoenix]

obviously bullshit

and if he plays on brothers account he should be banned

[leaden knoll]

(i don't)

he thinks he's strong and independent and doesn't need help from me (i taught him chess)

[covert arch]

📮 among
us

[digital phoenix]

u know whens the last time i heard someone have a little brother

a cheater who told me "his brother" cheated on his account

[covert arch]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[leaden knoll]

why do you play krunker

[covert arch]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-anong-us-drip-drip-drip-too-hard-sus-gif-20311600

[digital phoenix]

cant play valorant, no cs prime

but i still play cs for fun so it counts

[leaden knoll]

it's called an "about me", not a "private information about me"

bozo

[fluid burrow]

@odd vigil look at my profile rq

streakkkk

[odd vigil]

nice

[digital phoenix]

its in profile wym

[leaden knoll]

are you literate

[digital phoenix]

yeah u do

[lament jacinth]

There's IS a midget among us

[storm fog]

helloww ppl

[digital phoenix]

sobre mi is about me

just in case u need clarification

[covert arch]

😱

[leaden knoll]

sobre mi..

[storm fog]

ANYONE UP FOR BLITZ ??

[leaden knoll]

spanish right?

[lament jacinth]

What's blitz

[digital phoenix]

yuh

[lament jacinth]

Is that some chess thing

[leaden knoll]

puedo hablar español

[odd vigil]

yes

[storm fog]

its a country on mars

[lament jacinth]

Who even plays chess

[keen parrot]

yeah idk, this is a dating server right?

[leaden knoll]

todos aqui

[digital phoenix]

this is a furry server

[keen parrot]

oh shit

[odd vigil]

My grandpa

[digital phoenix]

and also weirdo server

[keen parrot]

uwu

[leaden knoll]

ew, también podría irme

[storm fog]

ohh is it bro i thaught it was aches server broo damnn i got puzzuled

[leaden knoll]

hmm

[supple imp]

@digital phoenix why don't you talk in bunch of bozos

[digital phoenix]

too much nerding out

[covert arch]

Amongus lingua es mejor que la inglesa y la española 📮

[supple imp]

We're gaslighting a bot rn

Wdym nerding out

Also we found a way how to make it right a list on reasons why to hate someone

[unkempt fern]

Is there any giveaway going on??

[lament jacinth]

Uh buddy wrong server

[nimble niche]

I've seen it write the n word before

[ripe vortex]

??? I think chess.com broke

[lament jacinth]

Real

[digital phoenix]

yes join my server discord.gg/chesscom

[unkempt fern]

I'm getting Error 2777

[ripe vortex]

I played a brillant move but there was another move which was better and wasnt brilliant

[unkempt fern]

already joined

[supple imp]

Lil

Lol

[nimble niche]

That's normal

[lament jacinth]

Promoting servers nug uh that breaks the rules 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😨😰

[ripe vortex]

But why is my move brilqnt then

[digital phoenix]

emoji spam breaking rules

[covert arch]

bcause it probably looked super cool

[lament jacinth]

oh no!

[nimble niche]

This would piss off the trans community

[lament jacinth]

Mods come ban me!!

[digital phoenix]

what is a tiny community going to do i ask u

if an ant came up to me i step on ant

[unkempt fern]

It's general server I can talk about these stuff?? or so I though

[lament jacinth]

True

[covert arch]

i would purchase 12 anteaters

[digital phoenix]

until too many ants then maybe i need something else

flamethrower

[unkempt fern]

anybody know anything about erorr 2777

[supple imp]

Clyde can't do math

[digital phoenix]

pls shut up

[pastel stone]

i played a brilliant move but idk why it is labelled as brilliant when as far as i could tell it didnt give me any advantage, someone please tell me why if i have a link to the game or smth

[keen parrot]

this would upset the human community

[supple imp]

He said that 1.999999- does not = 2

[grim edge]

yooo i won laser tag

[odd vigil]

"theres an error" its Red brilliant

[keen parrot]

pog

[supple imp]

Bro rizzed up clyde

[unkempt fern]

chess community toxic af

bye

[pastel stone]

real

[digital phoenix]

yeah cos ur talking a lot of bullshit no one knows about

[keen parrot]

fr

[supple imp]

Fr

[grim edge]

my team lost round 1 and won round 2 but i got the most points individually in both tounds

[keen parrot]

the carry

[covert arch]

🗿

[digital phoenix]

sit in corner

[supple imp]

No one will miss you cya

[storm fog]

this is the nature of every gamer dont take to seriously bro 😂

[grim edge]

fr

[keen parrot]

kid named already

[oak cliff]

was yesterday's annoucment true? did y'all get free diamond?

[grim edge]

bet

[keen parrot]

send one of me too

[supple imp]

Sus

[digital phoenix]

i dont have one of u

[keen parrot]

smh

[digital phoenix]

unimportant

[keen parrot]

i have some but they are on my pc

[charred stream]

What is best move here

[nimble niche]

Ng3

[digital phoenix]

Ng3 figure out last move on ur own

[nimble niche]

How did you already fail two puzzles?

[jade osprey]

guess the opening

[keen parrot]

coca cola

[nimble niche]

Coca cola gambit

[jade osprey]

right

[winter peak]

ah

[teal jungle]

coca cola gambit

[thorn lily]

if I go to chess.com insights and look at brilliant moves, where can it tell me in which game the move was made?

[keen parrot]

why does kyu want to be my friend again 😭

[nimble niche]

wdym again?

[thorny inlet]

forks be like

[keen parrot]

he sent me a friend req a month ago and i denied

[nimble niche]

he sends to a lot of people

[versed pond]

holy hell

[thorn lily]

if I go to chess.com insights and look at brilliant moves, where can it tell me in which game the move was made?

and what's that supposed to mean

[grim edge]

i just ate ice cream

[thorn lily]

yes but I want to see in which game it was played

and what it was

thats not exactly helpful

[charred stream]

Best move?

[thorn lily]

no problem

[nimble niche]

Do it yourself, it's so easy

[thorn lily]

lol

[charred stream]

No i am dumb

[thorn lily]

isnt it like Qh3

or is there something better

[charred stream]

No

[charred stream]

No*

It won't even be a check

[thorn lily]

its not meant to be

white cant stop it

[charred stream]

It worked

[queen canyon]

True

[nimble niche]

It is Qh3

[queen canyon]

Bru

Thats so easy how do you not find that

[sleek oriole]

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

[nimble niche]

Why do 600s keep telling me they know wayward queen refutation?

I know that vimun knows the best line against wayward queen

Very few people know what to do against it

[grim edge]

I love lichess

I have chess

Com

[nimble niche]

Playing for an equal position against wayward queen is not something you'd want to do if you don't like tilting

[grim edge]

Elo?

When I gave up chess

Bot

[latent pebble]

They briefly know the 4 moves that « punish » it

[nimble niche]

2000 lichess is like 300 chess.com

[warped oriole]

should i put gay pawn into my gd level

[nimble niche]

A lot of them don't even know those 4 moves

[warped oriole]

like literally

pawn but what does it sounds like

[grim edge]

if some ppl say age just a number soo it also elos just a number? Everyone can be 3000?

[keen parrot]

prawn

[warped oriole]

pee oh are and

nvm guys

9:15

[grim edge]

she is 12

[turbid terrace]

Is there a way to study openings faster? Im trying to study vienna but i always forgot the moves

[keen parrot]

you are ready for the wood chipper

[nimble niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1131910508254077008/image.png

[teal dragon]

deepfake

[grim edge]

wait he like 10 years old?

[teal dragon]

that aint me

[warped oriole]

haha funny pawn move

[grim edge]

sus

[neon musk]

250 max

[grim edge]

vimun is 19

[nimble niche]

the screenshot is pretty self explanatory

[turbid terrace]

Ummm...what?

[lament jacinth]

Guys I'm 7642 elo on lichess 🥶

[nimble niche]

I've given the same lecture on why wayward queen is not a one trick opening over a hundred times but I always find people who say wayward queen is bad and think that they can crush it

[queen canyon]

Girlsexual

[nimble niche]

grilsexual

[astral tundra]

https://play.chess.com/MDH5k

any one?

[oak cliff]

I'm here

[turbid terrace]

Kuroko🤨

[astral tundra]

kuroko's pass > aomine entire career

[queen canyon]

Why is there a walmart incho in chat

[latent pebble]

Why you saying that

[turbid terrace]

Yeah he don't need zone to be good

[queen canyon]

Incho is a virgin not true

[astral tundra]

anyone 1 v1 rn?

[fallen storm]

LETS GOO

[turbid terrace]

DIO

[queen canyon]

In among us?

[nimble niche]

@grim edge

[astral tundra]

chess.com

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 1965 (1965 peak)

[queen canyon]

[mighty rover]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-checkmate-grandmaster-bongcloud-attack-gif-26513624

[latent pebble]

Incho is bitchless because he plays fake caro

(all caro players are bitchless anyways)

[nimble niche]

Incho is bitchless because he plays caro

[queen canyon]

I am the most bitchfull in this chat

[astral tundra]

offensive statement

!

[nimble niche]

truth isn't always nice to hear

[simple rose]

I reject caro-kann by using Guillotine defense

[queen canyon]

Are london players chads?

[lament jacinth]

No

[astral tundra]

nah

[simple rose]

No

[nimble niche]

Mairos plays London

[queen canyon]

Rip boz

[simple rose]

One moment of Caro-kann

[queen canyon]

London is so boring

[nimble niche]

I know a few people who play London otb

[lone topaz]

i will analyze every message below this

[lament jacinth]

People who play London and caro makes me wanna rip every individual hair out of my head with a pair of tweasers

[latent pebble]

Panov hahah

[viscid tangle]

French>

[latent pebble]

Accelerated better 😹

[simple rose]

Yes

[charred stream]

Just played a game

[turbid terrace]

Should i study french defense?

[simple rose]

I like doing it slow

[nimble niche]

3.e5 1-0

[charred stream]

2 blunders 😭

[latent pebble]

🤨

[astral tundra]

want to play one now?\

[charred stream]

With?

[turbid terrace]

I don't have a good opening for black i only know traxler

[simple rose]

https://www.chess.com/openings/French-Defense-Tarrasch-Closed-Main-Line...12.Nc3-a6-13.Bg5-O-O-14.Bh4

[astral tundra]

you

[charred stream]

Ur rating?

[simple rose]

Here just read it

[latent pebble]

I do so well in closed

[astral tundra]

1050

[turbid terrace]

And ig traxler is not an opening

[queen canyon]

I prefer fast chess cause i can only last a few minutes

[oblique cairn]

anyone wants to play ill start with e4

[latent pebble]

In euwe attack I do so bad tho

[simple rose]

Yes

[nimble niche]

you also fall asleep in rapid?

[novel moat]

i have done it

i beat an FM in blitz

[queen canyon]

Nah i only play rapid, i meant like 30min+ chess

[simple rose]

I meant I don't like accelerated variations

[nimble niche]

stop leaking my face

[narrow orchid]

sorry

[queen canyon]

Idfk what that is rip

[lone topaz]

no more messages analysed

[astral tundra]

https://play.chess.com/dPfWg

[warped oriole]

thinking space is the worst level on the demon list

[queen canyon]

Gd?

[pastel stone]

i always hated athanatos

[simple rose]

I prefer panov than accelerated panov

That's all no need to know more

[pastel stone]

that level is not fun

[nimble niche]

I play rapid like 5+0

[warped oriole]

yes

[nimble niche]

I play the advanced caro because of indirect

[grim edge]

my 2 year old niece just learned how to identify pieces on chess just now lol

:3

[woeful moat]

Anyone up to play?

[latent pebble]

Bad player

He also used to play shirov 🥴

Do you play tal tho

I love tal it’s all I talk about

[nimble niche]

I play the tal, yes

[latent pebble]

Bd3?

Oh wait I remember lol

You play bad tal 🤦‍♂️

I think you were the first person on this server that I briefly mentioned the tal to

[queen canyon]

Is there a reverse wayward queen as black by chance?

[teal dragon]

Yeah if white makes a waiting move that does nothing

[pastel verge]

Wsp

[teal dragon]

Imagine
1.e3 e5
2.e4 Qh4

[queen canyon]

150 elo gaming

[pastel verge]

Y'all wanna bullet battle?

[whole gorge]

Got a question. If we cancel the premium subscription before one month, will we still have the premium membership until the end of the month or no, it'll disappear

[nimble niche]

d4 e5 dxe5 Qh4

[grim edge]

Next magnoos carlsen

[teal dragon]

Yes you will have it till the end of the month thats how online subscriptions work

[grim edge]

fr magnoos carlsen female version?! in the next generation

[whole gorge]

I remembered cancelling my membership but still have the features for days later

[grim edge]

Next judit pulgar frfr

lmfao

[whole gorge]

thanks

[grim edge]

All of us here are teenagers mate

Any advice coming from us will ruin your life further

[teal dragon]

Just dont fk up 🙏

[stuck kestrel]

eat drink sleep repeat

[grim edge]

Good advice

[stuck kestrel]

and quit chess

[teal dragon]

Whattt

[grim edge]

Theyre giving you advice

Not good advice but advice nonetheless

[novel moat]

I had 10 seconds and my opponent had 40 seconds in a rook+king vs rook+king and they wanted to flag me but they instead got flagged

[grim edge]

Lmao

[stuck kestrel]

same thing happened to me today, checkmated with 1 second and he had 3 minutes

[grim edge]

Reverse uno card

[nimble niche]

The best thing I've ever done in chess is hanging a queen in a k+q vs k endgame

[stuck kestrel]

i just got a beautiful checkmate

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1130769652222529596/7fa60f7c9d66e8d8f317ee759ca6a723.png

shrog

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1130769652222529596/7fa60f7c9d66e8d8f317ee759ca6a723.png

[mental ruin]

how is this not a brilliant ??

[stuck kestrel]

because its easy to see

and i guess its not forcing

[grim edge]

not forcing enough probs

[queen canyon]

Advice for @grim edge reverse age so you are no longer adult

[stuck kestrel]

amazing advice

[grim edge]

Amazing advice alex

genius

[queen canyon]

But life is shit even when you are not an adult

[flint thunder]

hello folks

[queen canyon]

You aint no gm 😠 😤

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

and autists

[queen canyon]

Chess is for non touchers of the grass

[grim edge]

ru an autist

[stuck kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1130769652222529596/7fa60f7c9d66e8d8f317ee759ca6a723.png

[supple imp]

Si

[true current]

how do you fight against closed positions

[grim edge]

how do i get the cyan color role

[grim edge]

slowly maneuver your pieces

[supple imp]

Look for pawn breaks

[grim edge]

if you have knights then nice if you have bishops then pray

[supple imp]

Tbh I just attack

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> LHK forever (risingfire)

This is the Chess.com profile of risingfire. Take a look!

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Name: LHK forever (risingfire)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1155 (1168 peak)
Blitz: 1002 (1046 peak)
Bullet: 595 (994 peak)

[supple imp]

Closed positions just mean my pawns will start attacking

[stuck kestrel]

i had a position once where the position was deadlocked. all 8 pawns were closed

[broken portal]

Oof.

[stuck kestrel]

or locked

[supple imp]

Rip

[stuck kestrel]

the knights were helpful

[grim edge]

did somebody do a piece sacrifice to try to open it up?

[supple imp]

Just flag them

[stuck kestrel]

i did.

[grim edge]

knight or bishop?

[supple imp]

Oof so you lost

[stuck kestrel]

the h pawn. Then i put both rooks on h file and won

[supple imp]

Damn

[stuck kestrel]

bishop, bishops in closed positions are doodoo

[grim edge]

absolutely

[supple imp]

@stuck kestrel what's your rating actually?

You seem advanced but I'm not sure

[stuck kestrel]

are u implying that im lying about my 179 elo 😭

i feel offended

[supple imp]

Ye

[stuck kestrel]

[supple imp]

You're probably 1790

[stuck kestrel]

close

[supple imp]

Or 2179

[grim edge]

or 2179

[stuck kestrel]

its lower than 1700

[bright glade]

1600

[grim edge]

yooo everyone

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

Wassup

[supple imp]

Rip

[stuck kestrel]

how do u know

[grim edge]

i got kicked back to 1600it was fun being 1700

[bright glade]

u said it

[stuck kestrel]

when

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1130769652222529596/7fa60f7c9d66e8d8f317ee759ca6a723.png

[supple imp]

Sup

[stuck kestrel]

whats ur elo?

[grim edge]

yooo

[supple imp]

1955 rapid

[stuck kestrel]

nice, whats ur username?

[supple imp]

But I'm still pretty bad

[grim edge]

can we play a game

[supple imp]

SubniifAlt

[stuck kestrel]

we should 1v1 sometime

[stuck kestrel]

alt

[supple imp]

Sure

[grim edge]

nice let me make an invite

[supple imp]

Word

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-hop-on-chess-who-wants-to-play-chess-gif-20841966

[stuck kestrel]

since ive crossed

[supple imp]

Send game through my account

[bright glade]

u said ur specific elo once

i cant find the message, but you did

[stuck kestrel]

what was it

[bright glade]

it was 1600+ but not 1700

[stuck kestrel]

yes.

[queen canyon]

I reached 2300 yesterday

[supple imp]

Sheesh

[grim edge]

challenged you @supple imp

[grim edge]

hope i dont do too badly

[queen canyon]

(I am not lying trust)

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> LHK forever (risingfirelhk)

This is the Chess.com profile of risingfirelhk. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: LHK forever (risingfirelhk)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1148 (1168 peak)
Blitz: 1002 (1046 peak)
Bullet: 595 (994 peak)

[grim edge]

ah lol I didn't mean to display my profile

[opaque star]

Hey everyone

[grim edge]

hey

[stuck kestrel]

lmao

[opaque star]

where do i set my Rating

[stuck kestrel]

u added an extra zero

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-alireza-alireza-firouzja-gif-25898608

[stuck kestrel]

connect ur account. type /connect

[fallen wadi]

Imagine being checkers player

[delicate island]

/profile

[fallen wadi]

🤡🤡🤡🤡

[digital phoenix]

fail

[fallen wadi]

Be quiet

[grim edge]

failll

[digital phoenix]

i am 100

[grim edge]

I'm 1100

[digital phoenix]

right 100% of the time that is

[bright glade]

understandable

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Analysis Purposes (analysisaccountchess)

This is the Chess.com profile of analysisaccountchess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Analysis Purposes (analysisaccountchess)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1305 (1305 peak)
Blitz: 1190 (1233 peak)
Bullet: 400

[digital phoenix]

i think this is an analysis account ngl

hard to figure tho

[bright glade]

i should tell my friends how i am #17 in chess, pakistan
(we wont discuss the time control and that its chess.com only)

[flat jackal]

hi

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/papich-chess-gif-20489848

[digital phoenix]

im also somewhere there in malaysia

[delicate island]

Hi

[flat jackal]

hru?

[bright glade]

its fun being this high on the leaderboards lmao

my rapid peak was like #23

[digital phoenix]

im no.18 local in blitz

[delicate island]

Lose streak in bullet

[flat jackal]

ohh

[opaque star]

thank you the person that helped me

[winter peak]

your welcome

[queen canyon]

Chika pfp

[opaque star]

ye

[delicate island]

Who wanna play some rap?

[opaque star]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-fujiwara-gif-20063896

[strange skiff]

YALL I MET

EL FABIO

[queen canyon]

EL FABIÒ

[strange skiff]

!!

el fabio

[queen canyon]

I LOVE EL FABIOOO

[strange skiff]

he’s so nice

[queen canyon]

Gta npc

[grim edge]

FABI is so cool fr

[queen canyon]

Which one is the you

[strange skiff]

the short one

lol

[queen canyon]

4 feet moment

[grim edge]

#Face reveal

[strange skiff]

5 feet moment

EL FABIOOO

[grim edge]

3 foot moment

[strange skiff]

[grim edge]

Fabio is a really person

[queen canyon]

Anitta i dmed u if i can appeal mutes but i didnt get an answer

[grim edge]

*cool

[opaque star]

who is fabio?

[strange skiff]

You cant appeal mutes no

[opaque star]

never heard of him

[queen canyon]

Fabio is one of the people of all time

[opaque star]

than fabio is the goat

[digital phoenix]

why is having

[strange skiff]

Definitely one of the chess players in history

[strange skiff]

what

[digital phoenix]

ok

[queen canyon]

I am also one of the chess players in history, and you are too 👍 pe proud of that

[digital phoenix]

best speller

[upbeat viper]

Hi

Woke up

[digital phoenix]

also evolved royal giant making me want to throw my phone at the wall

[queen canyon]

Log is best speller

[opaque star]

my 80 year old uncle humilliated me

[lament bison]

anyone about 1300 wanna have a match (im 1050) unrated

[queen canyon]

Arm wrestling?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hi3333333333

This is the Chess.com profile of hi3333333333. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1867 (1867 peak)
Blitz: 1619 (1619 peak)
Bullet: 1320 (1320 peak)

[opaque star]

at chess

[undone dove]

Peak sitting in all 🙂

[queen canyon]

Damn skill issue

[opaque star]

stopid

[winter peak]

Send ign

[lament bison]

etaiabergel

[opaque star]

Wdym hes like 1800 rated

[digital phoenix]

bagel

[digital phoenix]

yes skill issue

[queen canyon]

Skill ISSSSUEEEE

[winter peak]

Thats quite unique name

[digital phoenix]

i can beat 1800s with my left hand

[lament bison]

wdym lol

thats my name + last name

[stuck kestrel]

i dropped

[digital phoenix]

bagel is the answer

[winter peak]

what standard

[digital phoenix]

imabagel

[opaque star]

bro he's an campion in the romanian villages

[valid grove]

somebody watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[opaque star]

i will

[digital phoenix]

who

[lament bison]

where do I connect my account

[opaque star]

my uncle

[digital phoenix]

oh

but still be better

there was this guy from south africa who was youth champ and i destroyed him

[opaque star]

im 600 rated

[upbeat viper]

Luckitta

[digital phoenix]

and i literally gave him first board of the team thinking he would be good

[winter peak]

be proud then

[lone topaz]

React to this message if you have blundered your queen

[covert cosmos]

bro reacted to his own message ☠️

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

🛫 🛬 plane up plane down

[lone topaz]

bc i have blundered my queen last game

[stuck kestrel]

noob

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-emoji-fail-gif-21432123

[queen canyon]

Are you romanian by chance?

[lone topaz]

good ending

[queen canyon]

🏙️ oop

[opaque star]

yes

[lone topaz]

dont

[digital phoenix]

🤌

[queen canyon]

🇷🇴 lets steal together

[opaque star]

heck yeah

[digital phoenix]

🤌

[queen canyon]

Im 🇷🇴 as well

[lone topaz]

gangnam style

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-smile-gif-15189444

[digital phoenix]

bruh

[opaque star]

lets go steal the someones futniture

[covert cosmos]

no

[queen canyon]

That looks like a budget botez and pokimon combined

[covert cosmos]

real

[queen canyon]

Lets steal from profi

[woven pike]

We’re crowning a Bullet Chess Champion today, right?

[queen canyon]

Oh yeah, i am the one

[opaque star]

Lets go to mega image

[winter peak]

rip

[covert cosmos]

shashasha

[queen canyon]

Even better

Boutta steal those 2$ chips

[opaque star]

https://tenor.com/view/codrin-bradea-plans-cry-gif-20770840

[queen canyon]

Codrin bradea

[opaque star]

not the 2$ chips

[stuck kestrel]

average romanian :

[queen canyon]

I stole a total of 20$ worth of products from my local shops

Now i quit cause they got some good cameras but it was a good time

No promotion whatsoever lol, also its paid use

[opaque star]

Lol

[grim edge]

nothing happened

[covert cosmos]

bad

[queen canyon]

Yeah because i didnt ping mods on you

[grim edge]

Also I copied it from someone else

[opaque star]

XD

https://tenor.com/view/foarte-bine-good-codrin-bradea-codrin-gif-21201511

[queen canyon]

Why do you even promote nordvpn everyone who doesnt live under a rock knows about it

[stuck kestrel]

i live under a rock

[queen canyon]

Listen to his rap battle

[opaque star]

they are in my playlist

Bwaba

[grim edge]

I apologize

[queen canyon]

Good taste

[opaque star]

https://tenor.com/view/bwaba-codrin-bradea-echo-bazooka-gif-26897754

[stuck kestrel]

darude sandstorm

[queen canyon]

I know some random romanian singer with a goofy name but i forgot the name

[opaque star]

what part are you from?

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kkyufairie-jungkook-kirbykoo-kirby-jungkookkirby-gif-23977605

[queen canyon]

Im in bucharest but i was born in basarabia

[grim edge]

i didnt expect to win @supple imp nice game

[stuck kestrel]

long castling is underrated ong

[supple imp]

Bro wtf is your problem

[opaque star]

im in deva

[supple imp]

Why tf would you put rated

[opaque star]

pretty far

[grim edge]

i did not notice

[stuck kestrel]

LMAOO

[grim edge]

lol

[stuck kestrel]

HOW MUCH DID U LOSE

[supple imp]

I didn't even know it was till I lost the elo

[stuck kestrel]

😂

[grim edge]

i deeply apologize

[supple imp]

30

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-heheheha-grrr-emote-king-gif-24764224

[grim edge]

i was confused why i gained 13 elo

[stuck kestrel]

not too bad tbh

hes 1700 right

[supple imp]

Ye

[stuck kestrel]

ur 1900

[crystal jewel]

whats bro cooking

[stuck kestrel]

not too bad

[opaque star]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-codrin-bradea-codrin-speriat-ai-de-gif-21900990

[queen canyon]

@opaque star

[supple imp]

I though I couldn't concentrate cause I thought he would do unrated

[opaque star]

XD

[supple imp]

On the app you can't check that

That's so stupid

[opaque star]

I know him

[queen canyon]

Ima ping tilt with this one as well

[grim edge]

man i deeply apologzie again

[latent pebble]

ikr

[opaque star]

Ciorba

[supple imp]

Leave me alone man

[stuck kestrel]

his username is tatay_gulayman

[supple imp]

Your apology means nothing

[stuck kestrel]

rip

[grim edge]

hey i didn't expect to win against a 1900

[queen canyon]

In our region we bully furries

[supple imp]

How is that going to help me gain 30 elo back

[crystal jewel]

what is bro calculating

[latent pebble]

Provisional anyway

You shouldn’t be losing that much

[supple imp]

I didn't expect it to be rated

[opaque star]

and steal theyr money

[opaque star]

dont forget abt that

[queen canyon]

Real, to the point where there is no romanian furry on the planet

[supple imp]

I need to beat 3 1900s to gain that back now

[opaque star]

exactly

[crystal jewel]

doesnt the game autoabort if u use more than half the time before mov e10

[stuck kestrel]

analyse the game u both played really well

[supple imp]

I played like shit

[stuck kestrel]

no?

[latent pebble]

Send link

[supple imp]

I messed up with Nc3 I should've played c3

[latent pebble]

Lemme look

[stuck kestrel]

0 blunders 0 misses 50 best moves

[queen canyon]

I hope nobody here gets banned

[crystal jewel]

I think my opponent is gone

[stuck kestrel]

his name is subniifalt, review his game against tatay_gulaman

[opaque star]

i would never say something bad

[covert cosmos]

bro preparing to get stockfish

[stuck kestrel]

he is giving u time odds

[queen canyon]

Thats great, i know some cool guy but he snapped and he got locked out

[supple imp]

I'm not going to review the game

[stuck kestrel]

the other dude is gonna review it

[supple imp]

I don't have premium

[opaque star]

ok guys, imma go now

[grim edge]

i thought you were playin some serious chess you took a lot of time to move lol

[crystal jewel]

OMG HE MOVED

[stuck kestrel]

re8

[latent pebble]

Nf6 in fantasy lol

[supple imp]

I was watching jjk

[stuck kestrel]

did u review?

[queen canyon]

Unironically a very good move

[queen canyon]

Bye

[grim edge]

i rarely play against the fantasy i didnt know shxt

[latent pebble]

no

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[covert cosmos]

shabishabishabishabishabishabi

[supple imp]

Well now I need to go play against 1900s to gain my elo back

[opaque star]

Bu-Bye

[supple imp]

That's so shit

[grim edge]

shouldnt be that hard since you're 1900 yourself

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-baby-cry-crying-gif-25019897

[stuck kestrel]

fishstock

[storm fog]

check this out guyss

[stuck kestrel]

wow

[crystal jewel]

watch me flag a GM in 15+10 lol

[stuck kestrel]

well its because ur 1500 rapid and 900 bullet 😂

[mighty dove]

@hearty domes any idea when the premium memberships of the international chess day arenas are going to be activated

[stuck kestrel]

nah bro he gave u time odds , ur getting smoked

[crystal jewel]

and im currently in clash royale

[storm fog]

no no bro i am 1009 on bullet 😂

[fallen comet]

Im so hapy

happy*

[stuck kestrel]

wow 😂

hey i beat an indian today 😂

[grim edge]

Free win against a GM

[fallen comet]

just found some papaers of my dads games in virginia

[grim edge]

try me

[stuck kestrel]

is he trash

[fallen comet]

na

[stuck kestrel]

i can beat u

[grim edge]

what elo are u

[stuck kestrel]

1545

[fallen comet]

1846 uscf last elo record 1900 best estimated elo 2200

[stuck kestrel]

i lost a lot of elo

[grim edge]

oh yeah u can

[stuck kestrel]

i used to be higher 😦

[stuck kestrel]

shesh

got a cc user?

[fallen comet]

its the game i see rn he beat a guy that beat fischer named Mengarini

[grim edge]

when did u satrt playing

[stuck kestrel]

chess in general or online on chess.com?

[grim edge]

chess

[stuck kestrel]

2016

[fallen comet]

it was 31 yrs ago the game dam

[grim edge]

like not just casually

hello?

[fallen comet]

who wants to see the game ?

[grim edge]

a little seriously is what i mean

developed a interest

[fallen comet]

he did a brilliant sac my dad

[stuck kestrel]

feb 2022, i started playing on chess,com

before that i played casual chess with my family members

[grim edge]

i have been playing since 5 months is the progress any good

[stuck kestrel]

yeah keep going

i have a question for you tho.

[grim edge]

.... ...... .

[grim edge]

yea

[storm fog]

i beated 5 today againnn 😂

[stuck kestrel]

I think i remember u from gotham chess server, am i right?

[distant girder]

hello mr quack

[stuck kestrel]

they should ban u from chess,com india

[grim edge]

never texted alot there but yeah

[stuck kestrel]

quack

[grim edge]

its beat

[stuck kestrel]

grammar is overrated

[grim edge]

Being Indian or Russian is a stat boost in chess

[grim edge]

honestly think i can reach your rating faster than u did

[storm fog]

broooo whyyyy 😂

[distant girder]

lol

[stuck kestrel]

yeah i think u can

[stuck kestrel]

because u keep beating indians

[grim edge]

by the end of the year ill try 1500

How long did it take u quack

[stuck kestrel]

aim higher 1500 is shit.

[stuck kestrel]

?

[grim edge]

To get to ur rating

Youre 2000 no???

[stuck kestrel]

1 year

[grim edge]

oh its only 4 months left tho

[stuck kestrel]

not yet

[grim edge]

Ahhh

[fallen comet]

who wants to see a crazy game ? at least 1 brilliant move ?? go study lounge

[stuck kestrel]

why do people think im good at chess

[storm fog]

broo idk why this is happening that indians keep coming out of noo where

[grim edge]

Cuz youre a duck

Ducks are good at chess

[mild nest]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83684437637?tab=analysis he wouldnt sing songs with me 😦

[worn ice]

swirlingvortexG (2097) vs. jawschess1955 (2111)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 c6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. g3 Bf5 5. Bg2 e6 6. Nc3 Bd6 7. Nh4 Bg4 8. h3 Bh5 9. g4 Bg6 10. Nxg6 hxg6 11. cxd5 exd5 12. e4 dxe4 13. Nxe4 Bb4+ 14. Nc3 Nbd7 15. Bg5 Qa5 16. Bd2 O-O-O 17. Qc2 Rde8+ 18. Be3 Nd5 19. O-O Rxe3 20. Nxd5 Ree8 21. Nxb4 Qxb4 22. d5 c5 23. a3 Qb6 24. b4 Kb8 25. bxc5 Qxc5 26. Qb3 Nb6 27. Rfc1 Qd6 28. a4 Rc8 29. a5 Rxc1+ 30. Rxc1 Rc8 31. Rb1 f5 32. axb6 axb6 33. Qxb6 Rc1+ 34. Bf1 Qxb6 35. Rxb6 Kc7 36. Rb2 b6 37. Kg2 fxg4 38. hxg4 Rc5 39. Rd2 Kd6 40. f3 g5 41. Kg3 Rc3 42. Bb5 Rc5 43. Bc6 

[stuck kestrel]

well , 1.5 billion people i guess

[mild nest]

i felt very sad because he didnt sing along with me

[stuck kestrel]

Yes.

[mild nest]

i thought me and jawschess were friends but he never even messaged me 😦

[stuck kestrel]

i am muted from chess.com i cant even talk

[grim edge]

What did you do to get muted?

[stuck kestrel]

they dont give a reason, they just say u broke the rules

[grim edge]

How long are you muted

[digital phoenix]

you BROKE THE RULES

[narrow orchid]

ban him

[storm fog]

still bro there so many other countries why wont theyy comee

[narrow orchid]

he broke the rules,

[stuck kestrel]

i got muted for 24 hours but i can only talk in unrated games bruh

[crystal jewel]

lol down to 1 min but i lost

[stuck kestrel]

but its good because i would probably taunt opponents

[grim edge]

You don't need to talk to play chess

[upbeat viper]

maybe because you insult your opponents indeed

[teal dragon]

same guy 😱

[upbeat viper]

👀

[distant girder]

anyone for a rapid match? elo 2200

[narrow orchid]

Nxd7 and ur practically dead

[stuck kestrel]

nop, i was talking to a friend and we just swear casually, not like insulting .

[digital phoenix]

swear casually

[crystal jewel]

yeah he played Rxd7

[digital phoenix]

like is there swearing competitively

[bright glade]

unrated pool goes brr

[upbeat viper]

anyway

[stuck kestrel]

im not 11 years old

[narrow orchid]

thats even better

[bright glade]

beat a 2100 3-0 💀

[upbeat viper]

be nice if you want to avoid mutes

[stuck kestrel]

yep, in an argument

[crystal jewel]

lmao i ddint know this

[digital phoenix]

doesnt give u the right to randomly cuss

[lavish shale]

say 'ez'

[stuck kestrel]

My opponents are so petty they leave the game on for the rest of the game

[warped stirrup]

Did he play Nxd7 lol

[upbeat viper]

is that new ?

[bright glade]

ezzzzz

[bright glade]

nah its old

[grim edge]

im back to 1700 elo wooo

[stuck kestrel]

yeah ok chess,com moderator

[upbeat viper]

but anyway

[bright glade]

pretty sure ive read that before

[upbeat viper]

the issue is stalling

they don't disconnect

:')

[lavish shale]

god old blox fruits memories..

[crystal jewel]

i dont think so

[stuck kestrel]

thats what my opponents do

[crystal jewel]

are GMs immune from this 💀

[upbeat viper]

report em

they'll get punished

[grim edge]

how is -5 totally lost but not -4 or -3?

[stuck kestrel]

i do

but i also abandoned a lot of games because of power outages and because of my boomer grandparents keep accidentally turning off the wifi router.

[grim edge]

some games still have counterchances even at like -7

[lavish shale]

;-;

[mild nest]

can i get my opponent banned for hurting my feelings?

[bright glade]

my bullet stats are crazy

[stuck kestrel]

;-;

[upbeat viper]

it is your responsability to play in a good environment

[stuck kestrel]

hey how do u check ur rank in a country

[lavish shale]

only if ur 3 year old sister is playing, then hikaru snatches her phone

[upbeat viper]

at least muted

[mild nest]

this nm i played wouldnt sing a song with me 😦

[stuck kestrel]

alright lemme just pack my bags and leave my country rq

[mild nest]

but they wouldnt sing with me

[stuck kestrel]

about to go to europe so i dont disconnect

[digital phoenix]

have u seen a titled player type in chess.com chat

[mild nest]

they were gonna lose anyways

[raw frigate]

Relatable bro

[digital phoenix]

bcoz ive never

[grim edge]

i've flagged someone in bullet

[mild nest]

yes, one nm i played had a long chat with me

[raw frigate]

Eyepatch in france

[digital phoenix]

thats shocking

[stuck kestrel]

pov : third world country

[mild nest]

others might type a word

[stuck kestrel]

hell no id rather go to Zimbabwe

[mild nest]

then this one fm accused me of cheating when my accuracy was 76

[grim edge]

got this very lovely reply

[mild nest]

i found the cheating accusation very funny

the guy was a huge bot, my accuracy was 76

[stuck kestrel]

76 isnt even that good bruv

[digital phoenix]

heads or tails

[stuck kestrel]

ur 2000

[mild nest]

yea but fms get angy

[grim edge]

is FM even a title

[stuck kestrel]

Ego

[bright glade]

https://www.chess.com/leaderboard/live/bullet?country=PK
Play > Leaderboard > Bullet > and change global to pakistan

[stuck kestrel]

.

[mild nest]

always heads was my discord bio for like 3 months

[mild nest]

yes

[bright glade]

im at #17 in that ranking

[digital phoenix]

well ur wrong its tails

[grim edge]

Nice

[mild nest]

nuh uh

im #1 rapid player in laos

[mild nest]

and a few other countries

[mild nest]

photoshop

[grim edge]

/j

[distant girder]

canyine can play?

anyone*

[mild nest]

now ima go beat up another 2100 to feel good abt myself

[bright glade]

went 3-0 against a 2100 which was nice
only one game was a dirty flag

[teal dragon]

i hate the fact that wayward queen is playable

[digital phoenix]

100% but i think its warming up

[bright glade]

💀

[digital phoenix]

holy shit that bullet

[grim edge]

120,000 games!

[bright glade]

opponent literally doesnt have a rapid game

[distant girder]

lol

[ornate ivy]

Imagine not being #1

[bright glade]

ur country is fake

[ornate ivy]

Don’t hate on Fiji

[stuck kestrel]

im not even on the leaderboard bro wtf

[grim edge]

can ....you do..... /profile?....

[stuck kestrel]

im not on the goddamn leaderboard

[ornate ivy]

Wdym can I?

[high oasis]

i want to crush the closed sicilian

[distant girder]

nein du kannst nicht

[high oasis]

im gonna do that by going to the library today

[grim edge]

you can!

[high oasis]

silence. yes i can.

[fallen wadi]

Noobs

[grim edge]

elo?

[distant girder]

sure brother

[fallen wadi]

1

[fallen wadi]

I’m better than you buddy

[distant girder]

mittens

[grim edge]

Braincells?

[desert niche]

Mornin'

[distant girder]

then lets play

[fallen wadi]

Goodnight

[fallen wadi]

It’s getting late, so yk

I cant really play rn

[grim edge]

bro your pfp is all smoke in the clothes 💀

[grim edge]

Wanna play rapid rated?

[desert niche]

timezones

[bright glade]

your account isnt connected, no one will play you in rated

[grim edge]

ill name mine magnus carelson if i had one

I tried to connect

i swear ivy's cook is worse smh @warped galleon

[distant girder]

sure

[grim edge]

my noodles had no soup, her egg didn't have any taste

[distant girder]

whats ur user?

[grim edge]

Ok

[fallen wadi]

No goodnight

[grim edge]

@warped galleon girl

[lucid minnow]

Lasanga Vs Doofus when?

[fallen wadi]

Bobby Fischer is dead

[stuck kestrel]

[desert pagoda]

how to battle stockfish on chess com?

pls help

[stuck kestrel]

Alphazero

[fallen wadi]

You Don

[shell python]

can you get paid if you discover a bug in chess.com's interface

[desert pagoda]

I just wanna fight a tough bot man

[stuck kestrel]

martin

[desert pagoda]

like stockfish

[stuck kestrel]

also connect ur account

[desert niche]

never ask him his political opinions

[lucid minnow]

ur mum

[stuck kestrel]

he came back from the dead to say ur mum

[desert pagoda]

ok but like how do I duel stockfish