💬〡general-off-topic

[jaunty dew]

im natty

i can beat anyone here with ease

i am just too good

[burnt dagger]

HI

[warped oriole]

hi !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[wary stump]

hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

[safe lance]

Hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

[warped oriole]

hi

[safe lance]

Hi

[wary stump]

Hi

[keen parrot]

hi

[warped oriole]

hi

[echo kestrel]

hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

[wary stump]

Hi

[keen parrot]

Hi

[warped oriole]

hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

[keen parrot]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

Hi

[warped oriole]

hi

[wary stump]

Hi

[keen parrot]

Hi

[warped oriole]

hi

[echo kestrel]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

Hi

[keen parrot]

Hi

Hi

[hallow mirage]

Hi

[gritty lion]

THE QUEENNNNN

[wary stump]

Enough of the "Hi's"

[digital phoenix]

Hi

[hallow mirage]

stop sending !welcome whenever you see anyone who doesnt have a linked account

[stable jungle]

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[keen parrot]

Hi

[warped oriole]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[wary stump]

come on

[digital phoenix]

legitimiately?

[wary stump]

enough

[keen parrot]

Hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

Hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

HI

[digital phoenix]

u lowkey sound like neurolink

[keen parrot]

fr

[hard gyro]

Y'all about to get the mods mad lmao.

[warped oriole]

keep it silent

[hallow mirage]

!welcome

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[digital phoenix]

theyre always mad

[undone bridge]

yeah he is a legit player

[hallow mirage]

Hi

[gusty arrow]

hi

[restive storm]

Bro’s mad 💀

[gritty lion]

HI Gang dead?

[gusty arrow]

hi

[hallow mirage]

we all died

[gritty lion]

Hi

[gusty arrow]

hi

[gritty lion]

We shall come back to life

And spam hi

[wary stump]

the hi gang is finally dead

[gusty arrow]

hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

[warped oriole]

that's the longest hi chain i've ever seen

[wary stump]

I am saying this even though I started it 🙂

[gritty lion]

Hi

[wary stump]

NO

[gusty arrow]

hi

[digital phoenix]

hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

[wary stump]

NOOOOOOO

[gusty arrow]

hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

[wary stump]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[gusty arrow]

hi

[wary stump]

hi

[gusty arrow]

hi

[gritty lion]

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi

Hi

[gusty arrow]

stop

[gritty lion]

Why

[warped oriole]

hello

[gusty arrow]

get banned

[restive storm]

Insane he went 5 times in a row

[warped oriole]

i love totk

[restive storm]

What

[gusty arrow]

whats you elo on rapid bro

[digital phoenix]

hi

[gritty lion]

180

[gritty lion]

What about you

[gusty arrow]

464

[gusty arrow]

dont know how to play just using instict 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mynamegarf

This is the Chess.com profile of mynamegarf. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 232 (232 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 103 (219 peak)

[mossy comet]

i never lost against magnus carlsen

[gritty lion]

I've started only for a month and Im almost at my friend's game and he's 1700 I don't play chess.com I play chess board

I can't focus on my phone idk why

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tape4u

This is the Chess.com profile of tape4u. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1514 (1540 peak)
Blitz: 984 (991 peak)
Bullet: 1151 (1362 peak)

[burnt dagger]

n

[keen parrot]

to be 180 rated you cant even have instict

[gusty arrow]

ohh very impressive

[warped oriole]

i've been 100 rated before

[soft belfry]

i have been here 5 years and still only 1500

[gusty arrow]

i am 464

[gritty lion]

My friend has been playing for 5/6 years and I'm only a month

[keen parrot]

Cool

[restive storm]

0% evaluation

[gusty arrow]

no i thought you were commenting on me

[teal dragon]

Hi girlies

[keen parrot]

no i was on the other dude

[keen parrot]

morning

[gusty arrow]

oh ok

[warped oriole]

i'm 600 and whenever i blunder my queen i pray that my opponent doesn't see the hanging queen

[gritty lion]

Idk how to focus on chess .com

[keen parrot]

i'm 2400 and whenever i blunder my queen i pray that my opponent doesn't see the hanging queen

[gritty lion]

Guysssssss I got to 200

[teal dragon]

i'm 1600 and whenever i blunder my queen i pray that my opponent doesn't see the hanging queen

[gritty lion]

Jk but cpnrgat

[teal dragon]

Thats... incredible

[restive storm]

I’m 2200 and I blunder my queen

[gritty lion]

I'm 200 and I blunder my king

[keen parrot]

guys i got to 2300 (i was 2400 before)

[teal dragon]

My lowest rating was like 300 how do 200s even exist

[gusty arrow]

check your dms

[warped oriole]

mine was 100

lowest possible rating on chess.com

[gritty lion]

I'm on it rn

[gusty arrow]

chess.com starts your profile on 100

[keen parrot]

even my sister who really isnt that great, she is 300

[warped oriole]

400*

[keen parrot]

but if she was faster she would be in the 500s

[gusty arrow]

if you select beginner

[teal dragon]

How old?

[keen parrot]

almost 10

[warped oriole]

a monstrous collection side adventures are fun

[keen parrot]

chat ded

[teal dragon]

Oh cute

[restive storm]

💀

[keen parrot]

[fresh sun]

I DID IT

1300

[keen parrot]

nice

[lucid minnow]

Anyone knows how to create a live tournament ?

[fresh sun]

Its 3am tho

[warped oriole]

13:52*

[fresh sun]

I should probably go to sleep now

[warped oriole]

Mushroom

[fresh sun]

im pumped tho so maybe I just keep going

[torpid lintel]

Idk about live tournament but you can make daily tournament if you have membership

[fresh sun]

liol

I have 13 wins in a row

[grim edge]

gurl

[fresh sun]

but I cadn barely type

I think im a little tired

[teal dragon]

Dont-

[keen parrot]

[teal dragon]

Stop taking it the wrong way everyone

[hollow island]

Play more so you can practice in your sleep

[fresh sun]

is it unusual to start below a rating of 700

[keen parrot]

[fresh sun]

LMAO

[keen parrot]

bro why do u even think of that

[teal dragon]

Think what?

[grim edge]

i was just joking T^T

[hollow island]

Pov: he's the one taking it the wrong way

[keen parrot]

screw you

[fresh sun]

lmao I just realized

[teal dragon]

Yalls reactions made me think

[keen parrot]

yeah

[fresh sun]

clipped lmao

[teal dragon]

[hollow island]

Discord slander

[fresh sun]

your futures over

[warped oriole]

wow

[lilac hamlet]

nah what is this 😭

[teal dragon]

CONTEXT

[fresh sun]

no context need your honor

[digital phoenix]

there really wasnt any context u said that

[teal dragon]

yall mean

[grim edge]

so true

[fresh sun]

why

[keen parrot]

stop thinking about my sister maybe

[teal dragon]

I-

[grim edge]

think about someone else like hmmm

[fresh sun]

Ive been playing for 3 months and I desperetly want to be out of ELO Hell aka below 1600

[teal dragon]

😤😤😤😤

[fresh sun]

not me Im a minor

[fading spruce]

ELO hell is actually being stuck at 2000 for eternity

[keen parrot]

2400*

[fresh sun]

Lmaa 2000 is better than being 1300

tf you mean not really

[teal dragon]

Who let bro cook

[fresh sun]

thats puts you int he top percentile

???

Im saying how you gonna say a 1300 anywhere near a 2000

is 1300 even top 50 percentile

[teal dragon]

Bro stuttering

[nimble niche]

That's what I keep telling people

[lucid minnow]

I have membership

[keen parrot]

bro stuttering in discord no way

[warped oriole]

ok bobby fisher

[fresh sun]

their just really nervous lol

or its really late

[teal dragon]

Yeah but its text

[fiery beacon]

who this mfer in the vc with their facecam lmao what

[fresh sun]

prob tired

[digital phoenix]

talking to someone who likes 10 year olds very scary

[teal dragon]

Oh ffs

[fresh sun]

lmao

[keen parrot]

how will alice ever come back from this

[mossy comet]

GET FOKED

[hollow island]

Nearly made a joke that will get me banned

[warped oriole]

is it a deez nuts joke

[hollow island]

Miner

[warped oriole]

ok

[fresh sun]

do it

[hollow island]

No

[fresh sun]

welp I tried

[teal dragon]

[keen parrot]

there are people here who like that stuff so beware

[fresh sun]

Im f'd im calling it a night

[warped oriole]

Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

[keen parrot]

gn

[fresh sun]

thx man

[warped oriole]

Sky. is typing...

[hollow island]

I won't say it

[teal dragon]

This be looking extra tasty atm

[warped oriole]

give that to a baby

[grim edge]

it looks like melted cheese

[keen parrot]

200? i thought you liked it closer to 10

[warped oriole]

oh and yeah it looks tasty

[hard gyro]

Fair.

[teal dragon]

Damn

[keen parrot]

sorry

that was the last one

[teal dragon]

200 servings in 10 sittings maybe

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

[hard gyro]

What is going on here 💀

[warped oriole]

nothing

[grim edge]

lmao

[fiery beacon]

I just mate an epic knight sacrifice so that I could promote to a queen ( apparently I didn't have to because I could bring my knight to cover the promotion square in time but it worked out in the end)

[keen parrot]

i have been ssing sus thing i say so when i get mod i can flex w what i got away with

[hard gyro]

How is this laptop?

[warped oriole]

i sac'd a knight and got a good move 😭

[hollow island]

Miners

[warped oriole]

cool

[teal dragon]

Its not sus tho

[hard gyro]

Thinking of getting it.

[hollow island]

Don't ask on discord for opinions, they can ruin your day

[warped oriole]

free bitcoin miner download no clickbait 100% real (halal)

[hard gyro]

It's a good laptop tho.

[keen parrot]

unless u are like 11 it is

[mossy comet]

should i buy a chess clock

[hard gyro]

Will you use it?

[warped oriole]

improves fun in chess

yes i think

[teal dragon]

Has cute changed definition or smth

[mossy comet]

yes

[hard gyro]

Then yes.

Buy one

[mossy comet]

only if im playing in school or against my dad/brother

[grim edge]

yes, when older men use it

[mossy comet]

my mom dont know how to play but i can teach her checkers

[hollow island]

Shelf content

[hard gyro]

Eh, sure buy one.

[teal dragon]

So if i call my dog cute im into beastiality

[warped oriole]

many vietnamese pronounce "cute" as "koo teh" and i don't question it

[hard gyro]

funni

[keen parrot]

uh maybe

[hard gyro]

Let's not?

[hollow island]

Not rlly sus, btw do you like 10 year olds?

[grim edge]

guess who is asking me for topic ideas

[teal dragon]

... no

Ok this hole is only getting deeper

[hard gyro]

As friends, right?

...right?

[solemn hamlet]

Why would you even ask that

[keen parrot]

lmao

[digital phoenix]

u did it to urself

[hollow island]

I hate kids

[warped oriole]

unless you're 10 years old

[keen parrot]

she is too good looking for you guys anyway

[teal dragon]

💀💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

out of ur league

[hard gyro]

In India shit is different tbh. You are gonna have friends of different ages no matter what you do.

[solemn hamlet]

Most friendly emo

[teal dragon]

AND THAT SHIT SLIDES?

[warped oriole]

i knew about pawn when i was 15

[digital phoenix]

no one else said they liked kids

[keen parrot]

CAUSE ITS MY SISTER DUMBASS

[hard gyro]

I would be friends only if he is not an ass about stuff, which is honestly almost never.

[keen parrot]

and it was clearly a joke so people would move on

[hollow island]

Kids are cringe

[grim edge]

im not moving on from it

[hard gyro]

Most of em, yeah.

[grim edge]

[solemn hamlet]

Why indian people so racist tho

[warped oriole]

bro i thought hasbulla was 9-

[teal dragon]

Skull

[keen parrot]

everyone is more or less

[fading spruce]

The philosopher

[keen parrot]

im more of a nationalist myself

[hard gyro]

Cause y'all be calling all Indians "call centre scammers".

[hollow island]

You want to be friends with 10 year old girls?

[hollow island]

True

[warped oriole]

because they are

[keen parrot]

if its a very small town then everyone knows each other

[hard gyro]

Girls, No.
Not fond of female friends.

[solemn hamlet]

No i mean towards black people they be acting scared like they are not also brown

[warped oriole]

this dude scared of female

[hollow island]

Oh so you're gay then

[fading spruce]

1.4 billion people are scammers

[solemn hamlet]

💀

[warped oriole]

real

[fading spruce]

Most Discordian thing I have ever seen

[hard gyro]

No, I am in love with a girl. Just don't know when should I ask her out.

[keen parrot]

yesterday

[digital phoenix]

'not fond of female friends'

[solemn hamlet]

She dont like u lil bro

[hollow island]

Oh, i misunderstood you

[warped oriole]

doesn't prove that you're not gay

[grim edge]

this instant

[hard gyro]

Just because I am not fond, doesn't mean I don't have em.

[hollow island]

Banned

[warped oriole]

who

got banned

[keen parrot]

me

[hard gyro]

Dude, she is 17 like me.

[warped oriole]

Real

[hollow island]

Me, i am banned

[nimble niche]

I'm trolling a kid in chess.com forum so obviously yet they think I'm being serious

[hard gyro]

Yellow chat btw.

[echo kestrel]

And I sacked... THE ROOOOOK

[warped oriole]

hello banned

[hollow island]

Nah I respect you

[solemn hamlet]

Can i rent ur gf?

[keen parrot]

d8

[echo kestrel]

d8

[hard gyro]

All of a sudden, why lmao?

[keen parrot]

nah what 😭

[grim edge]

sob

[hard gyro]

She's only a crush, and no.

[warped oriole]

go to japan

[solemn hamlet]

Then ask her out

[hollow island]

Ur a league higher than we plebs

[hard gyro]

Am I though

[digital phoenix]

hes dogshit at chess

[hard gyro]

Soon, maybe.

[solemn hamlet]

I actually almost did once but the girl found out i was underage mid date and she just left

[hard gyro]

She did ask me whether I was single.

[hollow island]

Don't rush too much (i never had a gf so im not credible)

[grim edge]

imagine having a crush and not confessing

[hard gyro]

I know, I know.

[keen parrot]

ask. her. out.

[grim edge]

L

[fiery beacon]

I went to the bathroom then when I came back all I heard coming from the VC was "You're my boyfwiend" and I am now traumatized

[hard gyro]

HOLY SHIT, SOON I WILL.

[fading spruce]

Bros whole personality is chess

[solemn hamlet]

Ill do it for you if you want

[grim edge]

if she asked you if you were single, gurl she will def accept your proposal. trust me

[hollow island]

I like giving chess advice when im 500

[hard gyro]

Nah

[hollow island]

Feels good

[hard gyro]

Will ask her out soon.

[keen parrot]

mobulators!! large text

[lilac hamlet]

fr

[echo kestrel]

My online friendships be like:

[hard gyro]

Spamming large text isn't allowed, I think. Once should be ok.

[solemn hamlet]

Grow a pair of balls

[grim edge]

best of luck

[keen parrot]

yeah i dont rly care lmao

[hollow island]

Hey are you single?

[mossy comet]

Ariana Grande

[warped oriole]

yes?

[hard gyro]

Thanks.

[grim edge]

rizz

[hollow island]

As expected

[echo kestrel]

large text

[warped oriole]

ok

[hard gyro]

PFFT

[echo kestrel]

large text

[hollow island]

Chess players get no girls

[warped oriole]

i ain't lesbian

[verbal pier]

bet

[keen parrot]

neither do u tbh

[hard gyro]

Can you not?

[echo kestrel]

True

[echo kestrel]

😦

[verbal pier]

critical hit

[mossy comet]

and wheres yours

[grim edge]

why get girls when men ☕

[teal dragon]

[hard gyro]

Wild accusations.

[hollow island]

Im a chess player that's why I said that

[fading spruce]

That’s because I like women

[mossy comet]

OHH SHIT

[hollow island]

I ain't got one either

[echo kestrel]

Dang you're one of us

[mossy comet]

yeah ion got a bitch

[warped oriole]

saying "i'm a boy" is very risky against a rizz

[mossy comet]

but tbh

[solemn hamlet]

Nerd

[digital phoenix]

dude if ur below 1k u cant just categorize urself under chess player

[keen parrot]

im a boy

[mossy comet]

im a silly cheese playee

[solemn hamlet]

Relax

[hollow island]

Wait i have a chance to break free?

[echo kestrel]

What about over 2000?

[keen parrot]

below 2.2k imo

[warped oriole]

because he'll most likely says "that's even better"

[fading spruce]

You are the ultimate scrub lord ong

[keen parrot]

💀 bruh

[digital phoenix]

everything below 1800 has rizz

[hollow island]

Dw bro im 3k rated

[grim edge]

scrub daddy

[teal dragon]

I would

[echo kestrel]

Bruh I'm not a chess player

I'm 2100 smh

[keen parrot]

i got Clyde to love me, what about me

[warped oriole]

i'm 600

[solemn hamlet]

U should just retire at that point

[grim edge]

ever non titled chess player above 1.7k elo has 0 rizz

[fading spruce]

2100s are honestly the worst chess players

[hollow island]

The mindset of being a chess player prevents me from interacting with girls, but now I'm free

[teal dragon]

Italian game moment

[echo kestrel]

Dang...

[hard gyro]

Wonder if the guy I reported for being 10 years old got banned...

[echo kestrel]

2100s are godly bro

[warped oriole]

bro i mainly plays the evans

[grim edge]

skull

[fading spruce]

Yeah bro they blunder pieces

[keen parrot]

and what if black goes Nf6 instead of Bc5?

[teal dragon]

10 ptsd

[warped oriole]

fried liver

[hollow island]

Damn bro i hope you recover, you sacrificed rizz for rating

Im gonna do the same

[digital phoenix]

dont need it

[hard gyro]

People hate you anyways /j

[fading spruce]

Bruh is about to commit harizzment

[hard gyro]

Wild copypasta

[hollow island]

He needs a rizztraining order

[grim edge]

should i gift my 9yo cousin a fedora to ruin his life?

[lucid minnow]

I deleted it on my own

[fading spruce]

No cap fr fr ong

[hollow island]

I thought you said 9 yo crush

[grim edge]

wtf??

[warped oriole]

the

[mossy comet]

Where you headed to BBQ?

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Inappropriate emoji regarding context.

[mossy comet]

barbecue

im tired i wanna go

[solemn hamlet]

This why i hate indians

[hollow island]

Wanna come over to play chess

[warped oriole]

<@&745328830649991179>

[hard gyro]

And racism.

[fresh wind]

well that's hardly appropriate

[hard gyro]

Exactly.

[solemn hamlet]

Ur a snitch

[hard gyro]

Couldn't care less.

[hollow island]

"Hard" ly i see what you did there

[solemn hamlet]

How was that even bad

[nimble niche]

bro showed up to a chess discord server not expecting snitches

[solemn hamlet]

Should of known

[keen parrot]

[fading spruce]

Ong

[hard gyro]

9yr old
That emoji
Racist comment

You connect the dots.

[mossy comet]

woah! so basically everyone thats following the rules and calling mods is a snitch?

how jolly!

[warped oriole]

yes but actually yes?

[warped oriole]

i posted a gif about i like ice cream and get timed out because of that cat overload guy

[mossy comet]

Ariana Grande

[hallow mirage]

UNTRUE

[lapis lava]

blud is actually 100 elo and put 2320 in his name 😭

[hallow mirage]

i have more than 1.7k and i have -1 rizz

[grim edge]

Pugs are such weird animals its crazy

[hard gyro]

My dog has some rizz.

[hollow island]

Don't rizz your dog now

[warped oriole]

"treat me like white tee"

[hard gyro]

Cute tho, and very warm hearted.

[hard gyro]

Disgusting.

[lapis lava]

💀

[hard gyro]

Wild.

[hollow island]

Dogs or cats?

[warped oriole]

cats are better

[hard gyro]

Dogs.

[mossy comet]

am eepy. i go sleb now

[hard gyro]

I respect it.

[hollow island]

Eh

[analog sierra]

i lik ches

[next raft]

is 100 a respectable rating?

[warped oriole]

Very

[fading spruce]

Stop asking this question

[warped oriole]

it takes some skill to get 100

[hollow island]

Very, it means you have a social life

[keen parrot]

its too high

[fading spruce]

100 is the best chess rating

[hard gyro]

Bannable.

[hallow mirage]

it isnt bad

[warped oriole]

ok indian

[hard gyro]

It was a JOKE

[fading spruce]

This chat is stupid

[next raft]

damn rakesh tech is against me 😔

[hallow mirage]

whats wrong with the indian game

[warped oriole]

never thought senor would make a joke at this point

[hallow mirage]

its a great opening

[hard gyro]

Nahh, that's wild dawg.

[warped oriole]

i like the indian against 1.d4

[hard gyro]

Rakesh Tech?

[lapis lava]

there’s probably a smaller percent at 100 elo than at 2800 lol

[latent pebble]

I just tuned in on the match what opening was played

[hollow island]

Do you study tech

[hallow mirage]

same!!!

[lapis lava]

can’t be real

[hallow mirage]

then i go rg7 after to get my rook developed

[latent pebble]

Don’t think so, a lot of sandbaggers

[hollow island]

Aren't you the dude on Gotham server

[latent pebble]

uh

[hallow mirage]

if ur unironically 100 you probably dont know how the pieces move

[torpid lintel]

https://support.chess.com/article/119-how-do-i-create-a-tournament

[lapis lava]

maybe

[hard gyro]

About to study B.Sc Computer Science, so kinda.

[latent pebble]

I detest that server as much as I detest this server

[lapis lava]

ok 2800 is a stretch maybe like 2200

[hollow island]

You have a social life, one step ahead of us

[warped oriole]

f3 g4

[lucid minnow]

Ik that but I wanted to create a live tournament

[analog sierra]

they should make the french flag white on april fools

[hard gyro]

[hallow mirage]

i think u have to make it in a club

[hallow mirage]

fr!!!

they should make everything north korea

[lucid minnow]

but There are public tournaments too?

[hearty mural]

also make en passant show up as forced in game review

[fading spruce]

They should just remove it entirely like Russia

[analog sierra]

i mean surrender

[hallow mirage]

and instead of having the russian flag redirect you to their stance on the war they should make ukraines flag do it for april fools

[hallow mirage]

oh

[warped oriole]

as it should be

[analog sierra]

im making a history joke

[keen parrot]

have the french flag redirect to a wiki page with every war they lost

[torpid lintel]

For that you need to make your own or join your friend club chess.com club with 10 members you can make live tournament

[hard gyro]

Wild

[analog sierra]

HEY FRENCH PEOPLE START YELLING AT ME

[warped oriole]

who farted at 530 BC, 13:64?

[hallow mirage]

my club has like 5 people and i can make live tournaments

[hard gyro]

ET TU EST CHIEN.

[torpid lintel]

Oh thanks for letting me know!

[analog sierra]

make the us flag redirect to that one Wikipedia page with a ton of stuff the government did wrong

[fading spruce]

And you is a dog?

[hard gyro]

Sorry, meant to say "Et tu est un chien."

[keen parrot]

do the same with china, japan and germany lmao

[analog sierra]

I speak spanish not resignation

[hard gyro]

Kind of.

[fading spruce]

I can’t believe I wasted 4 years of my life learning how to resign

[warped oriole]

my favorite respond to the italian

[fading spruce]

Japanese losses are pretty small

[hard gyro]

It would be too far with "||chienne||" tho

[analog sierra]

Average french resident on chess.com (it is the law to resign if they blunder their pawn)

[sharp lichen]

Just got #1 in silver league

[warped oriole]

cool

[sharp lichen]

105 trophies

[keen parrot]

i meant their war crimes

[hard gyro]

India losses are decently small.

[mellow fiber]

im in the yellow one

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[fading spruce]

Oh okay much better

[analog sierra]

i remember when i did that. The silver league is so competitive in mine but all my friends get people who play nothing

[thick zephyr]

YOOOOOO I FINALLY GOT IT

[sharp lichen]

nice

[hard gyro]

No. of times India was attacked :

[thick zephyr]

I FINALLY GOT 2K IN PUZZLES

[sharp lichen]

200+ elo LOL

[analog sierra]

When I was in silcer league, it was 400 or so score

[warped oriole]

IT'S FRIDAY WOOHOO

[hard gyro]

Silcer.

[hard gyro]

?

[sharp lichen]

imagine being above a 1500+ elo

[warped oriole]

friesday

[hard gyro]

Every day is a weekend for me.

[analog sierra]

Friends got to battle for like 40 score.

I had to tryhard

[fading spruce]

Unemployed Grindset

[keen parrot]

imagine not having piss color name

[hard gyro]

More like "Pre-College Grindset"

[fading spruce]

That colour is nice

[fiery sapphire]

halu

[fading spruce]

Same with me still doesn’t change that you are unemployed

[hard gyro]

We don't have to do part-time jobs with College, thank god for that.

Only internships.

[sharp lichen]

203 elo lol

[warped oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-gif-25986978

[sharp lichen]

doing 105 in silver leagues

[warped oriole]

i've improved at chess by using stockfish

[fiery beacon]

I thought I hung my queen for a second last game until I realized lmao.

[sharp lichen]

just got paired against a 100 ELO LOL

[warped oriole]

insane

[warped oriole]

e4 e5 Qh5 Nc6 Bc4 Nf6 Qxf7#

[sharp lichen]

bro hanged a knight

[warped oriole]

ok

what's your chess.com username

[hard gyro]

My first year fees of my ideal college is 300$

[sharp lichen]

spicejet1234

[warped oriole]

?

[hard gyro]

Gill is overrated.

[sharp lichen]

who asked?

[hard gyro]

Who cares?

[analog sierra]

How I feel opening up 3 pieces at the same time and creating a checkmate in 3 threat (It involves my now hanging queen)

[digital phoenix]

ur the one giving the opinion why are u insulting urself

[hard gyro]

I like self depreciating jokes.

[fading spruce]

Highest IQ Cricket fan

[warped oriole]

WHAT IS THAT KING WALK

[sharp lichen]

should i trade?

[hard gyro]

Shubman Gill is overrated tho.

[warped oriole]

BRO'S LOSING AGAINST A 100 LMFAOOO

[sharp lichen]

wait

[fading spruce]

I don’t even know who that is

[hard gyro]

Yet you can't checkmate him.

[zealous panther]

Why does the free trial of moblie only gives 1 week instead of 1 months?

[warped oriole]

HOLY SHIT

[hard gyro]

?

[lucid sedge]

Why are pitbulls named killer the nicest dog but when it's named princess it's mean

[warped oriole]

HE'S LOSING AGAINST A 100

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> adichessw

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 594 (594 peak)
Blitz: 505 (510 peak)
Bullet: 546 (709 peak)

[hard gyro]

Ask them.

[sharp lichen]

wait

[hard gyro]

Opinion on current Ind vs WI?

[sharp lichen]

i might get my queen back

ind is good

[warped oriole]

YOU CAN'T

[hard gyro]

Virat Kohli about to break Sachin's record of 75 centuries in 500 matches

[wicked nest]

guys this math question is making me think hard 😖

[sharp lichen]

i got

[warped oriole]

BRO LOST AGAINST A 100

[sharp lichen]

for real i was low on time

[hard gyro]

Yashasvi+Rohit duo 💪

[warped oriole]

just think faster

[sharp lichen]

yes

[warped oriole]

cmon fight me

[noble coral]

Hey

[humble oracle]

no way bruh

[hard gyro]

Yeah, in the Men's Emerging Asia Cup

[wicked nest]

timmy has 736 pizzas, he ate 259 pizzas, how much does he have left?

[nimble niche]

I saw some guy saying that only beginners blunder scholar's mate so I casually pulled out all 11 times when 2000s blundered it against me

[hard gyro]

King Kohli 👑

[teal dragon]

Fake 2000s😭😭

[hard gyro]

5 mins to go to a hospital before he dies of intestinal rupture and stomach rupture.

[humble oracle]

wait ur actually playing wayward queen in 2000

[nimble niche]

[keen parrot]

its not terrible, just bad

[nimble niche]

what do you think?

[keen parrot]

wayward queen is better than french

[hard gyro]

Wayward makes me mald so much.

[hallow mirage]

the wayward queen attack isnt bad

[wicked nest]

wrong!😠 it's 477 pizzas

[hallow mirage]

what is it

[humble oracle]

anything is better thab the french tbh

[teal dragon]

Ultimate disrespect by playing wayward queen

[keen parrot]

its only bad if black plays the f5 line

[nimble niche]

They're not new accounts. They've played hundreds or thousands of games to reach that level

[hard gyro]

And now he's dead, good job.

[nimble niche]

I've never lost to that line before

[teal dragon]

I am

[hallow mirage]

because they dont have a queen

[teal dragon]

No queen ♻️♻️♻️

[nimble niche]

It's definitely the best way to play against wayward queen but 2000s are experts at throwing

[lucid sedge]

...

[hallow mirage]

XD!!! LOL!!!! thats so funny man keep telling people that joke

[teal dragon]

Be original

[keen parrot]

me neither, i also dont play wayward queen

[hard gyro]

Ame- nvm.

[hallow mirage]

do u play it in rapid or

[nimble niche]

yes I do

[hard gyro]

I had a joke but I don't want to be banned.

[hallow mirage]

i played it a bit when i was like 1500 in rapid and it wasnt too bad, i play the four knights game now its much better

[teal dragon]

@grim edge where u from?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 1950 (1950 peak)

[hallow mirage]

your mom costs 35

[teal dragon]

India has no queen either 🤡

[hard gyro]

Done.

[hard gyro]

We literally made chess.

[fading spruce]

India isn’t a monarchy

[teal dragon]

Did i say something wrong?

[humble oracle]

italian supremacy

[hallow mirage]

i used to play that but four knights is so much better

[hard gyro]

Indonesian?

Mongolian?

[teal dragon]

Nam

[fading spruce]

Nah that’s Vietnamese

[hard gyro]

Tagalog

[teal dragon]

Tag youre it

[hard gyro]

Tagalog.

Not tagolog.

[humble oracle]

you play the four knights scotch?

[crude palm]

[hallow mirage]

no i play the bishop to c4

[teal dragon]

Blud a demigorgan

[humble oracle]

cant he just take on e4 with the knight

[rigid meteor]

ez

[wicked nest]

timmy's dad has 35 tons of radioactive material, timmy takes 12 tons for his science experiment that he will do at school which is 200,000 sq feet , how much radioactivity will be left at the school after his experiment?

[hallow mirage]

yeah

[teal dragon]

Pennywise had that rizzceeding hairline

[hallow mirage]

idc though its not like i instantly lose

[nimble niche]

well nobody's saying anything anymore, so I think I won the argument

[hard gyro]

He ain't rizzing anyone, trust me.

[humble oracle]

why would anyone prefer that over italian tho you have so much more options

[keen parrot]

wanna play wayward queen against me, ill beat u with the f5 line

[teal dragon]

Bro leaked his prep

[last verge]

44 elo away from 2k bullet

[nimble niche]

I would like to keep my winrate thank you

[keen parrot]

lmao k

i mean i tilted so much im almost in ur rating range

[patent dock]

Vimun

[keen parrot]

cancer

[patent dock]

It's 9 am for you right ?

[keen parrot]

11

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> adichessw

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 594 (594 peak)
Blitz: 505 (510 peak)
Bullet: 546 (709 peak)

[teal dragon]

Then win a game

[patent dock]

Oh 9 hours ahead

[wicked nest]

they say if you can tie a cherry stem with your mouth, it means you're a good kisser😮

[keen parrot]

ye but thats cause im in romania, usually its 8

[fleet cliff]

i just played an immortal game

[teal dragon]

Wow how do you even get those mixed up

[hallow mirage]

pro

[patent dock]

Makes sense

[warped oriole]

tf

[hard gyro]

What-

[warped oriole]

is it easy

[rain river]

.

[warped oriole]

i mean you got to stage 5 already

[nimble niche]

that's not possible, i suck too much

[warped oriole]

there should be a sixth stage

[hard gyro]

Let's not joke about Cancer, please guys?

[warped oriole]

oh nice

[keen parrot]

im 2340 💀

[rose thunder]

hi chat, goodnight and shit, it’s like 3 am for me rn

[patent dock]

I don't think I can avoid a single cancer joke when I pop in a chat room

[teal dragon]

👁️ 🦵 2️⃣ 🇵

[hard gyro]

Just don't joke about cancer.

Stage 5 doesn't even exist, I think.

[hard gyro]

Go to a washroom.

[cunning urchin]

anyone want to play im new, i make music but wanna pick up a different hobby so i can have break time for my ear

[teal dragon]

Omg he knows

[hard gyro]

I know so.

[nimble niche]

Don't play for another year to give me a chance to say that I'm on the same level as you 💀

[keen parrot]

sorry in a year ill be 2700

at least

[patent dock]

Actually people who do breaks comeback stronger

[fleet cliff]

can i send the moves here?

[hard gyro]

Si.

[cunning urchin]

ok

[patent dock]

I came back gained 100 ratings same week

[last verge]

mildly flattering that i'm getting recruited by some discord chess teams

[cunning urchin]

im ConThePon on chess.com

[hallow mirage]

of course son

[patent dock]

Because your mind is refreshed to the point it basically upgrades itself

[hallow mirage]

untrue

[patent dock]

True

[patent dock]

You're just never been lucky

Took 3 breaks

Gained lots of elo

[cunning urchin]

does anyone want to play a game

[hallow mirage]

nice job son

[grim edge]

i have had 10 brillaint moves

[hallow mirage]

keep up the great work

[grim edge]

thats it

[solar escarp]

Society..

[patent dock]

I should quit for 20 years so I can get my gm title

[keen parrot]

sussy

[warped oriole]

boomerangs can talk??

[grim edge]

an adult.

[hallow mirage]

1500s can be pro

[grim edge]

lmfao

[keen parrot]

1500 rapid 700 blitz

[cunning urchin]

ill play some matches first yall seem good

[hallow mirage]

he could just be bad at blitz / doesnt play it

[patent dock]

Completely normal i was 1400 with 3 digit ratings

[teal dragon]

The whole time the queen was hanging so just farmed brilliants

[grim edge]

i’m 1k blitz and i barely play

[grim edge]

some people rarely play shorter time controls are u dumb

[nimble niche]

not playing blitz/bad at blitz = bad

[rose thunder]

rapid?

[keen parrot]

no u

[grim edge]

like just under 1200

[keen parrot]

also he plays blitz too, check his profile dumbass

[patent dock]

There's a 1800 who only has 1300 blitz lmfao

[hallow mirage]

he could just be bad at blitz

let the man survive

[mild nest]

that was me at one point

[teal dragon]

The only thing rapid is the speed at which bitches run away from you

[grim edge]

can’t believe ur an adult 😂

[patent dock]

I used to have 1k blitz games and still be 800

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753552772665966666/1130958469424496741/giphy.gif

[mild nest]

no way tilt is an adult

[grim edge]

exactly

[keen parrot]

im 19

[mild nest]

but when i got 1800 and was 1300 blitz i just grinded to 1600 blitz in like 2 days

[patent dock]

I forgot you're legally allowed to drink

[mild nest]

barely an adult

[teal dragon]

Being an adult is realising youre always tired no matter how much you sleep

[solar escarp]

...Society

[mild apex]

u r an adult

[keen parrot]

fr

[solar escarp]

Im 48

[mild nest]

in america u need to be 21

[teal dragon]

Skull

[teal dragon]

Cringe america

[grim edge]

maybe u jus weak

[keen parrot]

common europe W

[mossy basin]

[patent dock]

But can kill people and join the army at 18

[teal dragon]

Shush child

[patent dock]

While holding machine guns

[fading spruce]

You can do most things at 18

[grim edge]

16

[keen parrot]

sounds badass ngl

[fading spruce]

What else would you be holding?

[teal dragon]

Sub machine guns

[patent dock]

But can't drink cause it's not good for your health

[patent dock]

My rod

[grim edge]

u can do that at 11 jus not army

[latent pebble]

hm

[grim edge]

what’s the government gonna do to stop u from drinking

[teal dragon]

Congo child soldier moment

[patent dock]

Why are you up at 3 am?

[hallow mirage]

u will go to jail

[latent pebble]

Why not

Also how do you know

[fading spruce]

Bro seriously all college kids drink regardless

[grim edge]

lmfao no

[patent dock]

I stalk u

[latent pebble]

Tubarao type shit

[keen parrot]

lmao nahhh

[patent dock]

In bed and at life

[fading spruce]

Bro are you in Newfoundland?

[teal dragon]

:incho: moment

[keen parrot]

[mild apex]

drink and drive yes

[latent pebble]

They’re not Canadian, Brazilian

[grim edge]

[latent pebble]

Newfoundland sucks ass anyways

[fading spruce]

I didn’t know Brazil was 1 hour ahead of the East Coast

[patent dock]

Actually you can legally drink it at home just not purchase it

[latent pebble]

Atlantic Canada without Newfoundland would probably be much better

[patent dock]

I think

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 1964 (1964 peak)

[latent pebble]

Plethora of people don’t realize how close Brazil really is

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 177 (314 peak)
Blitz: 177 (177 peak)
Bullet: 100 (229 peak)

[teal dragon]

75% of car accidents are from sober drivers....

All im saying is 75>25

[last verge]

blud is 200 💀

[keen parrot]

similar in sweden, you cant go to the alcohol store until ur 20, but you can drink it in any other place

[mild apex]

when 2023

[fading spruce]

Wdym by close?

[sharp lichen]

best in blitz

[patent dock]

No I'm not that broke

[latent pebble]

Timezone wise

[last verge]

when some 1500 donates 1 elo to me

[latent pebble]

South America North America

[fading spruce]

That means a whole quarter are caused by drunk driving

[patent dock]

Ur saying ur from the taco stand guys?

[mild apex]

pls donate guys

[teal dragon]

75>25

[mild nest]

massive W

[latent pebble]

North and south are connected

[fading spruce]

I didn’t realise Brazil’s east coast was farther than the US’s

[queen canyon]

Finally unmuted

[latent pebble]

no

[fading spruce]

Your logic doesn’t make any sense

[patent dock]

Proceeds to get muted again

[teal dragon]

When do i make sense

[keen parrot]

driving tired can be just as bad or even worse as driving drunk

[queen canyon]

Nah

[teal dragon]

Fax

[keen parrot]

he is back

[queen canyon]

Hehehehaw

[fading spruce]

That’s why they are trying to make it illegal to drive while you are sleep deprived

[grim edge]

the more u drink drive statically the better u will get at it

[mild apex]

sleep driving tho

[latent pebble]

Thé ismuth of panama is not man-made 😡

[teal dragon]

When you cycle drunk and u can just feel your heart pumping all that alcohol into your brain

[queen canyon]

Why is this chat about drunk driving

[fading spruce]

The canal is though

[keen parrot]

bruh speed limits are one of the biggest governmental scams in history

[hallow mirage]

cuz we are all doing it rn XDDDDDD dont tel lthe police

[patent dock]

Driving with your stick shift while one handed and stoned

[mild apex]

practice makes perfect

[keen parrot]

its just another way to milk cash from citizens

[fading spruce]

German moment

[queen canyon]

Lmao calls local police

[teal dragon]

Me when i see a speed limit: i aint reading allat

[latent pebble]

I doubt you can drive tbh

[patent dock]

No some people really need speed limits

Or Jay walkers would get run over like road kill

[fading spruce]

I doubt you can read tbh

[teal dragon]

Dang im learnin go soft on me

[queen canyon]

It makes sense nobody should drive with 90kms/h in a school zone

[grim edge]

yk punchmade dev is being investigated

[mild apex]

no one in my country follows the speed limit, especially in highways

[keen parrot]

i doubt anyone goes like "oh this zone is 50 instead of 70 better slow down" instead of actually being aware of where they are

[hallow mirage]

wait really? oops

i was wondering why i kept hitting speed bumps

[queen canyon]

Bro my grandpa got a ticket for speed driving once

[patent dock]

Someone ran a bike guy like that

[keen parrot]

only once?

[grim edge]

who gon stop me?

[latent pebble]

You’re stalking me dawg 😭

[queen canyon]

Yeah he is careful often

[patent dock]

Should be my job!

[fading spruce]

The police

[queen canyon]

Also i know how to drive a bit

[keen parrot]

my dad gets like one per year at least

[latent pebble]

I liter’alt just watched the song where he describes how to steal from a bank

[hearty mural]

if a police car can't stop you, a helicopter will

[grim edge]

they ain’t tho

[grim edge]

they don’t know me

[teal dragon]

Common incho W

[latent pebble]

They can’t do shit rn even though he scammed a Walmart 8 times

[patent dock]

Nice grammar

[mild apex]

the internet

[grim edge]

how 💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

have you seen the video of a car outspeeding helicopters and escaping?

[grim edge]

they don’t know me

[hearty mural]

no, there's a car fast enough to do that?

[grim edge]

yeah the hellcat

[queen canyon]

Not many people have the cars and skills to do that.

[grim edge]

the hellcat

[mild apex]

they dont have to know u, they just disconnects

[keen parrot]

its crazy

[latent pebble]

Not grammar just merely a typo

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/bMN6g.gif

[grim edge]

they ain’t doing anything i’m simply better

[latent pebble]

Wire fraud tutorial

[grim edge]

real

[fading spruce]

Man-Ray Moment

[queen canyon]

War crimes tutorial (full guide for 100% free)

[latent pebble]

https://youtu.be/UvAu7cRMolk

[grim edge]

war ain’t interesting without war crimes

[queen canyon]

Real

[keen parrot]

fr

[grim edge]

How to write a dump

[latent pebble]

🔥

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/bRx0b.gif

[latent pebble]

War is peace

[tardy ferry]

https://play.chess.com/9nq3G anyone can play unrated

[latent pebble]

Freedom is slavery 🔥

[dawn trout]

Hello!

[grim edge]

hi

[queen canyon]

War is just inevitable, world peace is impossible

[fading spruce]

Why

[dawn trout]

[queen canyon]

People have a greedy nature, they will make war to gain more

[dawn trout]

He is right

[grim edge]

there will always be evil people in power

[fading spruce]

What if there is a one world government?

[mild apex]

thats why animals > humans

[dawn trout]

There is also religion which cause many wars

[keen parrot]

so much bureaucracy needed for that, will never work

[fading spruce]

Yes if those evil people control the whole world there won’t be war

[hearty mural]

religion is used as an excuse for many wars

quite often that's not their actual reason

[queen canyon]

Not gonna happen lol, there a lot of countries each with their own leaders

[fading spruce]

What an amusing and intoxicating visage

[fading spruce]

That will be toppled in the future to form a one world government

[dawn trout]

No country is going to last for ever

[fading spruce]

Exactly

[queen canyon]

Especially usa lol

[dawn trout]

lol yes

[queen canyon]

Usa is going down

[fading spruce]

As humanity progresses, countries will become obsolete

[fading spruce]

Who will rise in its place?

[latent pebble]

Nobody will know what peace is if they don’t fight for it 🔥

[dawn trout]

Most of the east USA will create a “ country “

[fading spruce]

I am saying on the world stage

[latent pebble]

Thé giver is actually a dystopia!

[fading spruce]

Not a hypothetical alt history scenario