💬〡general-off-topic

[glossy radish]

💀

[stuck kestrel]

dont ping mods scipio here

[past aurora]

hell nah 💀

[grim edge]

Eh its ok

[weak prairie]

I was about to join that

[past aurora]

bro who got prem here ;-;

[grim edge]

He confirmed that he wasn't hacked-

[warped oriole]

Fr

[stuck kestrel]

[old thistle]

[past aurora]

ur name indeed

[glossy radish]

how tf was that a prank

[warped oriole]

@old thistle

[stuck kestrel]

noo not the brick

[grim edge]

I was gonna troll people into thinking he was hacked?

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper pstt

[old thistle]

I wanted to use the brilliant emote

[stuck kestrel]

did magnos lose to alireza then.

[upbeat viper]

ye ?

[raven dock]

I was about to ask scipio for the green color, but its too common now

[warped oriole]

idk

[glossy radish]

the amulett

[old thistle]

He did lose

[grim edge]

How'd your exams go

[upbeat viper]

blblb

[old thistle]

First one was good, 3 left

[stuck kestrel]

india yeah but weirdly i dont think ive faced many tough russian opponents , if any at all. But yeah i agree with ur point

[grim edge]

Oh- what was it about? Organic chem?

[past aurora]

best move here for white ?

[stuck kestrel]

wasps*

[glossy radish]

candy mountain

[grim edge]

To resign

[bright glade]

im feeling hungry to adopt someone

[old thistle]

Databases

[upbeat viper]

I shouldn't have shown that

[grim edge]

Oh wait you're the CS guy sorry

[stuck kestrel]

adopt ur self. Sit at the chessboard and play with urself.

[old thistle]

Smh

[bright glade]

mf we have 3-4 draws in rapid how am i adopting you there 💀

[glossy radish]

we're on a bridge charlie

[digital phoenix]

its not about the elo its about 69 accuracy

[bright glade]

lmao

[stuck kestrel]

i can beat ur noob ass

[raven dock]

really? I have played against many indians and I have a higher win rate against indians, maybe because I have low elo thats why

[past aurora]

🤓

[bright glade]

ok rapid in 5 minutes

im not that good in blitz either i probs cant adopt u there

[stuck kestrel]

because u have pakistani genes

[torpid lintel]

Hey all

[glossy radish]

wait bast nooo

[raven dock]

[glossy radish]

hi mohitt

[past aurora]

whats ur elo

[raven dock]

at the brink of 900

[past aurora]

damn

[raven dock]

too high , ikr

I am 900 times better than Mittens

[warped oriole]

real

[past aurora]

real (im mittens)

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper chugga chugga chugga shooe shoeeeee

[raven dock]

yeah little mittens, I have surpassed you

[glossy radish]

bye bye

[raven dock]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-sincerest-reaction-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-25853013

[upbeat viper]

🤡

[glossy radish]

[hardy pivot]

Eny 1 wana play unrated

[upbeat viper]

Zeeeee

[solemn ferry]

Im playing the password game I need chess advice can I DM someone my chess problem?

I dont play chess so..

[glossy radish]

!welcome send it

[stable jungle]

Hey @solemn ferry, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[supple imp]

Sure whats your rating

[past aurora]

can someone review a game for me

[upbeat viper]

good opportunity to start !

[torpid lintel]

Yes send link

[raven dock]

... then there's no point in saying indians are stronger, everyone is gonna be lower rated than you or same rated usually

[glossy radish]

bast no dont encourage them into the horrible world of chess

[past aurora]

bhai chummi lele

[hardy pivot]

1300 rapid 1200 blitz

[bright glade]

dms

[solemn ferry]

I just need the solution then I can leave this server...

[surreal current]

what does a 2000+ recommend against d4?

[stuck kestrel]

i think indians play good against me because they know im pakistani, probably boot up stockfish

[bright glade]

d5

[glossy radish]

so are you gonna send it or not bud?

[bright glade]

or nf6

[stuck kestrel]

d5

[supple imp]

This will probably be an easy win for me but I'd prefer it if you challenged me through my account SubniifAlt

[surreal current]

alr

[glossy radish]

no really???

[raven dock]

dude, sometimes relatable

[stuck kestrel]

frfr ong

[stuck kestrel]

and vice versa

not based on a true story

[raven dock]

well , idk we need to ask indians

[grim edge]

hello

[stuck kestrel]

im muted i cant chat or i would curse in hindi

[glossy radish]

hi

[hardy pivot]

It wont show

[raven dock]

also an Indian literally started cursing Pakistan, when he saw the flag 💀

[past aurora]

based

[dawn inlet]

Hi

[glossy radish]

wheres the cat

[raven dock]

lol

[glossy radish]

hi !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @dawn inlet, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[supple imp]

Wdym

[grim edge]

hello

[glossy radish]

hi incho

[raven dock]

whose based here? the indian?

[dawn inlet]

[grim edge]

hru

[stuck kestrel]

🇵🇰

[glossy radish]

tired and just wke up hbu

[stuck kestrel]

🇵🇸

[stuck kestrel]

another guy did too but no timeout miraculously

[grim edge]

i’m getting ready to sleep soon lmfao

[glossy radish]

damn what times it

[hardy pivot]

Chalange me

[grim edge]

10:16pm

[stuck kestrel]

spider o clock

kangaroo pm

[hardy pivot]

Mine is my dis

[raven dock]

yeah , true

[glossy radish]

uhhh damn you sleep early

[stuck kestrel]

oh yeh u were there,the sniper joke 😂

[glossy radish]

thats 22:16

[grim edge]

sleep in like an hour or 2 not rn

[glossy radish]

smh early

[stuck kestrel]

imagine not being sleep deprived

pft

[glossy radish]

pftt fr

[raven dock]

sniper joke?

[stuck kestrel]

4 hours of sleep and 5 cups of coffee is much better frfr

[raven dock]

i can imagine thankfully

[glossy radish]

where the kitty

[stuck kestrel]

do u have dementia

[raven dock]

no i dont..

[stuck kestrel]

ur a kid then. only kids get normal sleep

child

[raven dock]

that's called trying to get your brain to rot

[raven dock]

yeah sure

[stuck kestrel]

no, its called studying till 2 am

[glossy radish]

wth 5 cups?

i can barely stand a sip

[stuck kestrel]

yeah , tea tho i dont drink coffee too much

[raven dock]

you just said you aint gonna study. what a guy 💀

[stuck kestrel]

I STUDIED FOR EXAMS IN JUNE AND JULY ITS SUMMER BREAK NOW

[grim edge]

i have school

[raven dock]

and still sleep deprived

[stuck kestrel]

Im not saying i do it now , i do it when i have exams

[upbeat viper]

🐱

[stuck kestrel]

yes this time because no school

[glossy radish]

break over?

[glossy radish]

not that one

[grim edge]

yup

[raven dock]

yeah you are an adult now who works all night

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[glossy radish]

unlucky

[grim edge]

fr

[stuck kestrel]

yeah , chowkidar

[glossy radish]

noo

[stuck kestrel]

im a chowkidar

[glossy radish]

looks like a plush

[stuck kestrel]

nom nom

[grim edge]

looks like dinner

[glossy radish]

ill nom nom u mf

[stuck kestrel]

delicious meal

[glossy radish]

itsa kitty

[stuck kestrel]

u cant catch me fatty

[grim edge]

food is food

[glossy radish]

waddle your ass away

[stuck kestrel]

fat cow

[torpid lintel]

Zel

[raven dock]

💀

[glossy radish]

he sleeping

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/лютик-pashaphs-gif-24484512

[stuck kestrel]

what? i need money for bobux ok.

[torpid lintel]

I miss him

[glossy radish]

he

[raven dock]

☠️

[stuck kestrel]

i just watch youtube . easy money

[grim edge]

i just 2 chess games

[narrow orchid]

hi besties

[glossy radish]

KITTY BACK

[grim edge]

cant even talk

[grim edge]

sup nerd

[upbeat viper]

hi bestie

[glossy radish]

hi

[grim edge]

whis kitty

[narrow orchid]

what we doin here besties?

[glossy radish]

hi kitty

[upbeat viper]

we playin cheese

[grim edge]

im kitty?

[glossy radish]

where the cheese

[stuck kestrel]

enjoying ur absence but now we cant anymore

[narrow orchid]

cheese is fun

[glossy radish]

[narrow orchid]

lets enjoy yours instead

[glossy radish]

rosimo u stink

[stuck kestrel]

in my van, free cheese, just sit in the back seat

[narrow orchid]

no.

[glossy radish]

okay okay where

describe van

[stuck kestrel]

i live in this server brother

i am always here

[narrow orchid]

go play chess

[stuck kestrel]

outside ur house, white van.

[glossy radish]

iky

[stuck kestrel]

whats chess

[glossy radish]

model?

[narrow orchid]

i kno

[glossy radish]

good. iky

[narrow orchid]

i kno

[glossy radish]

iky

[stuck kestrel]

its a white van you dumb cow just sit in the back u will get free unlimited cheese

[floral patrol]

INTERNATIONAL CHESS DAY

[narrow orchid]

i kno.

[glossy radish]

meow

[stuck kestrel]

aldies what are u doing here

[glossy radish]

iky

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[floral patrol]

IM NOT ALDIES

[stuck kestrel]

its ok i wont snitch on u

[narrow orchid]

hi kitty

[glossy radish]

LMFAO that is NOT aldies

[glossy radish]

hi stinky frog

[stuck kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1130769652222529596/7fa60f7c9d66e8d8f317ee759ca6a723.png

[narrow orchid]

i dont stink

[glossy radish]

bread

[lucid minnow]

I haven't played a game on international chess day

[floral patrol]

i dont have the trusted role cause i left for a few days idk why

[glossy radish]

u stink of frog

[stuck kestrel]

bread + cat = delicious sandwich

[narrow orchid]

v why u lie?

[stuck kestrel]

cat + blender = smoothie

[glossy radish]

oh b ut the cheese

[grim edge]

how often do you play fortnite

[glossy radish]

me? lie?

[stuck kestrel]

add the cheese too , thats optional

[glossy radish]

id never lie

[narrow orchid]

unfortunatly not at all

[supple imp]

@hardy pivot you good bruv?

[glossy radish]

ymmu

[floral patrol]

can i dm someone a move i did? i wanna know if its good or not. i used my game review

[narrow orchid]

yes u liar

[stuck kestrel]

very accurate way of measuring stink level

[glossy radish]

yooure lair

[stuck kestrel]

why do u want to know if its good or not

[glossy radish]

f

[narrow orchid]

You will be hearing from my lawyers

[glossy radish]

what lawyers

[stuck kestrel]

saul goodman

[glossy radish]

oh deer

[hardy pivot]

Tg

[narrow orchid]

mine

[stuck kestrel]

saul badman

[floral patrol]

it was a trade. i was white, and black took one of my knights, but it was a trap and i was able to take a rook and a bishop

[glossy radish]

and he waeddled waay waadldde wawaddle

[stuck kestrel]

Then its probably good , even better if forced

[stuck kestrel]

are u ok

[ripe vortex]

any1 experienced with chess.com's rank system

[stuck kestrel]

elo system?

[ripe vortex]

no rank that requires money?

[snow pivot]

what is the best way to know openings

[stuck kestrel]

no money needed for chess,com , only if u want to get a premium membership

[floral patrol]

when i took the bishop, there was a check. and... the whole explanation's complicated. do i dm you it?

[stuck kestrel]

sure

[ripe vortex]

yes but i need to ask a question about membership that i cant find

[glossy radish]

[stuck kestrel]

what is it

u can write an email to chess,com support team

[ripe vortex]

u can get membership for monthly or yearly and yearly is better if I get free trial and keep using it will they bill it for montly or yearly?

[stuck kestrel]

very good argument

[glossy radish]

meow

[stuck kestrel]

i dont know what ur saying, just write an email to chess.com support

[digital kayak]

Rosimo is a little bitch

I wouldn’t worry about him

[snow pivot]

can anyone tell me the best way to learn openings

[floral patrol]

sent it

[stuck kestrel]

practice them

[whole gorge]

I have already did the free trial for a week. If I do this free trial for a month. Will I get charged or it's still free?

[digital kayak]

If it says free trial I don’t see why it won’t be free

[whole gorge]

just to make sure... it's not cheap

[sleek oriole]

study them

[digital kayak]

Don’t take my word for it

[upbeat viper]

the pixel war started btw

(yes french is very present as usual)

[gentle steppe]

indian flag is still better

[whole gorge]

is it sounds legit?

[stuck kestrel]

we need a pakistan flag on r/place

but i dont have reddit

[digital kayak]

What the hell is the pixel war

[stuck kestrel]

r/place

[digital kayak]

This is a free trial yes

[upbeat viper]

a reddit event

[stuck kestrel]

thats luxembourg not frace

[whole gorge]

okay thanks

[digital kayak]

Just make sure you cancel the card Details before it ticks over

[floral patrol]

how come the chess.com app gives more game review than the browser? when the game review is used, the browser doesnt show great or brilliant moves, but the app does show

[stuck kestrel]

no france noob

[upbeat viper]

this time it is a bit controversial

but

[glossy radish]

aaaaa panic

[stuck kestrel]

ukraine and russian flags

[upbeat viper]

no no

not that

[digital kayak]

That should not be controversial

[stuck kestrel]

it is controversial

[digital kayak]

Anyone who thinks that is controversial is a snowflake

[upbeat viper]

just the fact that reddit has been rising its APIs prices

killing a lot of apps developed arround it

[stuck kestrel]

who uses reddit api

[digital kayak]

Flags are not a representation of the terrible actions of countries

[stuck kestrel]

why would u need a reddit api in the first place

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[floral patrol]

i remember they made chile, my home country, really wide. and in the pixel frame, chile was a neighbor of canada (aka bananas).

[stuck kestrel]

Ur opinion

[digital kayak]

That Is solely a government issue

[flat jetty]

Any grandmasters lf a challenge, accepting requests rn

[digital kayak]

It’s not an opinion it’s a fact

[stuck kestrel]

last time canada couldnt make the maple leaf

[glossy radish]

meee im a gm

[stuck kestrel]

Nothing in politics is a fact the sooner u realise the better

[thick kernel]

Chesbals festabie

[digital kayak]

Flags do not represent the faults of a country otherwise America would get more hate

[stuck kestrel]

true that 😂

[digital kayak]

American slug heads

[glossy radish]

ouch

[tepid panther]

I will never get banned lmao, not especially for calling nerds, nerds

[glossy radish]

lsoer

[stuck kestrel]

i meant u say that every day

[floral patrol]

i remember a canadian was part of a hockey game audience or something and she had a flag so she raised it up. turns out it was the r/place canada

[tepid panther]

Nerd

[stuck kestrel]

[tepid panther]

I'm actually a winner

[digital kayak]

No you aren’t. Winners don’t need to say they are winners they just know they are

[modern vortex]

Lichess good

[tepid panther]

I'm peaking in rapid mate

[stuck kestrel]

one of the philosophies of all time

[modern vortex]

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[stuck kestrel]

chess bad

[digital kayak]

That doesn’t make you a winner.

[tepid panther]

I'm peaking in phantom forces

[tepid panther]

It means I win games what ☠️

[stuck kestrel]

[digital kayak]

I mean it depends on what you mean by winner

[stuck kestrel]

u promised my son, free bobux

[floral patrol]

i remember the daft punk section and i helped a lot in there

[digital kayak]

To me a winner isn’t someone who just wins at their chosen field

[tepid panther]

Wtf does this even mean lmao

[upbeat viper]

anyway

[digital kayak]

They need to be humble and reserved and all that

[upbeat viper]

we gotta do a chess.com pawn somewhere chat

[tepid panther]

Humble? Wut

[stuck kestrel]

green pawn

[narrow orchid]

GERMAN EFFICIENCY

[upbeat viper]

only issue is that the colors are very limited this year

[stuck kestrel]

jack of all trades, master of none

[narrow orchid]

GERMANY!!!!!!!!!

[stuck kestrel]

green pawn blud

[lucid minnow]

I just came to know meaning of pride pawn role

[stuck kestrel]

Homo

lgbbq

[lucid minnow]

No hate to any communitiy I just said that I just knew the meaning of it

[misty sedge]

wtf the real bobby fisher

[lucid minnow]

LGBTQ

[stuck kestrel]

nobody blamed u bruv

[lucid minnow]

Yes Lol

[stuck kestrel]

no he cant be

[lucid minnow]

yeah Ik but I just cleard it out

[misty sedge]

what medicine do u take to live this long

[lucid minnow]

Lol he knows

[stuck kestrel]

ur not real bobby fischer then!!

[lucid minnow]

that

[misty sedge]

Mr bobby fisher your the grand masters of the grand masters

[teal dragon]

Hi girlies

[lucid minnow]

💓

[stuck kestrel]

bobby fischer is a liar

his name is not bobby

[lucid minnow]

He is not

[stone veldt]

bro this is so ez bro who even created this bot too trash bro remove rn

[lucid minnow]

His name is robert james

[stuck kestrel]

his name is robert james he lied to us bobby is a fake name

[misty sedge]

Bro has potential to be the next Magnus marlesen 🗣️🔥

[teal dragon]

Fr and overrated asf

[stuck kestrel]

no hes the goat chess player

[narrow orchid]

least obvious engine usera

[stuck kestrel]

usera

[stone veldt]

naw bro im better than him

[narrow orchid]

least likeable user

[stuck kestrel]

@narrow orchid

[misty sedge]

real🗣️🔥🔥

[stone veldt]

my 97 year old grandma on life supports still beats him today and even when shes sleeping she beats him

[misty sedge]

That comeback is crazyy

[narrow orchid]

blindfolded?

[stone veldt]

she can cook magnus carlsen in chess

[stone veldt]

even blindfolded

[teal dragon]

Most toxic, self centred, short fused user:

[tepid panther]

[stuck kestrel]

frfr sigma comeback ong top g 💪

[narrow orchid]

agreed

[glossy radish]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wait

[misty sedge]

Bro got demolished by a low ranks😭😭😭

[worn stratus]

I DID IT

[tepid panther]

Bro was obviously trolling nerds

[stuck kestrel]

nice, now get 2000

[tepid panther]

Bro catching Ws

[bright glade]

pixel finally beat me

[misty sedge]

Y E S

[bright glade]

[stuck kestrel]

i was expecting u to say nerd

[stone veldt]

That was supposed to be ME!!!!

[stuck kestrel]

bro go to r/place help us make the 🇵🇰 flag

[tepid panther]

He beat me when I misclicked my queen lmfao

[misty sedge]

he used engine, you still won🫂

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper where chesscom pawn png

or pic

[bright glade]

i blundered one tactic and it went wrong

otherwise that last loss i somewhat outplayed him slowly

[worn stratus]

soon™️

[narrow orchid]

91.9 and 92.7, cheaters

[tepid panther]

Unfortula

[worn stratus]

i got 10 wins in a row

[upbeat viper]

idk

[bright glade]

cope

[glossy radish]

nooo

[stone veldt]

I once got 94 in a game

[narrow orchid]

reported

[tepid panther]

That's amazing

[upbeat viper]

the colors are very limited

[stuck kestrel]

one of them

[stone veldt]

i did c4 and then that person replied with c5 and then he resigned

[narrow orchid]

i once got 99.3 vs 99.4% draw in 1. c4

[bright glade]

i once got 98% in a game, 40 moves

[tepid panther]

Bro didn't have to go that far lmfao

[stone veldt]

my best play

[stuck kestrel]

[bright glade]

how many moves, still impressive tho

[narrow orchid]

lemme check

[tepid panther]

Nerd

[glossy radish]

oh no every 5 minutes

[narrow orchid]

if i can find it that is

[stuck kestrel]

me when Headshotemile Professional Phantom Forces player calls me nerd 😭

[narrow orchid]

i think 30ish cuz we had boring c4 with early draw

[tepid panther]

Why is this a thing?

[stuck kestrel]

its a picture of danny rensch

[glossy radish]

idkkkoijuhygchfxtygihjok'

[tepid panther]

Bro we play chess. We're all nerds mate, stop taking yourself so seriously lmao

[charred stream]

@stuck kestrel Finally did it.

[stuck kestrel]

finally added the functions pogger

[narrow orchid]

oh nvm it was typo not 99 but 98

but cba that game was from last year iirc

[stuck kestrel]

Cant argue with that

[charred stream]

Yes, it wasn't as hard as I expected

[bright glade]

but still nice

[upbeat viper]

the problem is we only have one color

[stuck kestrel]

thats too much code did u do it in one file only

[worn stratus]

imagine not having a 100.0 - 100.0 game

[stuck kestrel]

u can make a separate file for funcs

[charred stream]

Only 130 lines

[narrow orchid]

otb game from me

47 moves

i was white

[stuck kestrel]

u can make functions in separate files and then import them

looks cleaner

[charred stream]

I do that if I am gonna share my code with someone, lol

[digital kayak]

I can agree with that bro

[stuck kestrel]

share it on github

[tepid panther]

I also like being the bad guy so

[charred stream]

Ok, maybe I will clean it first, lol

[digital kayak]

We are all huge nerds

Especially me

[stuck kestrel]

rust pfp!!

[stuck kestrel]

no only u

[valid grove]

Is anybody rated 1000 rapid here?

[worn stratus]

what da rust doin

[narrow orchid]

true.

[worn stratus]

[teal dragon]

Guys dont buy these they utter shit

[valid grove]

I need some practice to beat this one chess streamer whos rated 1040

[charred stream]

Well I am a nerd

[digital kayak]

I do have some possibly non nerdy hobbies but I wouldn’t know

[worn stratus]

frank

[valid grove]

wat

[charred stream]

I beat Mr Beast bot

[valid grove]

no chessnuke

[worn stratus]

oh okay

[charred stream]

Rated 1100

[valid grove]

ChessNuke Stream: https://www.youtube.com/live/mBprxS8aj3o?feature=share

[charred stream]

Mr Beast doesn't deserve that rating

[worn stratus]

neither does xqc

[stuck kestrel]

its garbage

[charred stream]

Real Mr Beast rating might be 400-600

[crude mulch]

i just lost 3 games in very stupid ways

[charred stream]

At max

[narrow orchid]

one of my otb games

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anonimooose

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2192 (2244 peak)
Blitz: 2688 (2859 peak)
Bullet: 2562 (2824 peak)

[stuck kestrel]

why

fkexing?

[digital kayak]

Is caring for bees nerdy?

[narrow orchid]

yes

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> affenbrod

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 885 (1053 peak)
Blitz: 639 (1200 peak)
Bullet: 641 (774 peak)

[narrow orchid]

not even 2200 rapid u suck

[stuck kestrel]

no but if u dont kill wasps the moment u see them ur a nerd

[digital kayak]

I don’t need to kill them the bees do

[ornate ivy]

True

[charred stream]

He is flexing his Premium, not his rating 😭

[crude mulch]

i just hanged a pin of the queen to the king 2 times

[stuck kestrel]

bees are weak, you must kill all wasps

[stuck kestrel]

[digital kayak]

Bees are not weak they kill wasps easily

[ornate ivy]

Free Diamond gang

[grim edge]

naw

[stuck kestrel]

ok brb im gonna go to petstore to get a bee hive rn

[digital kayak]

They really do

[stuck kestrel]

guard bees

[digital kayak]

That is not how you get one

[grim edge]

everyone knows wasps are the literal hunters of bees

[charred stream]

I need it but my rating is low and my father sees that chess is useless

[crude mulch]

i don't kill hymenoptera

[stuck kestrel]

wasps on hornets have bees for lunch

[digital kayak]

That is wrong

[ornate ivy]

Meh not that hard to get free gold/Diamond

[digital kayak]

They don’t exclusively hunt the bees

[woven citrus]

who wants to play against me? I bet none of you have the balls

[charred stream]

Whenever he says that I get angry as shit

[stuck kestrel]

blud

[charred stream]

How?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> apatheticmoiz

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2078 (2151 peak)
Blitz: 1728 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 2005 (2005 peak)

[narrow orchid]

true just win a tourney here

[grim edge]

just need IM thats it

[crude mulch]

me

[stuck kestrel]

it makes me angry but he isnt wrong tho

[ornate ivy]

Nah on chesscom clubs

[stuck kestrel]

my mom does the same

[crude mulch]

ill hang my queen in ways i and only i can see

[ornate ivy]

It’s such a plug

[woven citrus]

ok lets go

[charred stream]

No, ain't no way chess isn't useless

[crude mulch]

BeetMuffins

[narrow orchid]

yo btw im still robbed of a diamond membership i won some tourney and didnt get shitt

[stuck kestrel]

lmao

[ornate ivy]

I got gold/Diamond for 3 years for free before I got this one

[flint thunder]

says the person who's rating is shit

[charred stream]

Winning any tournament gives me diamond?

[digital kayak]

Wasps rob the hive but they don’t hunt bees they don’t eat them

[woven citrus]

my god i dont think i need to explain this

[digital kayak]

Plus bees will kill wasps with ease

[charred stream]

What kind of tournament do I need to win to get diamond?

[ornate ivy]

Dm me I’ll send you some chesscom clubs I got gold from back in the day for free

[torpid lintel]

Some chess.com club offers membership if you win tournament

[charred stream]

Ooo

[narrow orchid]

is there one today?

i wanna get dia rq

[mild nest]

cbf got bannec right?

[ornate ivy]

Yea

[mild nest]

theres a few but you wont win

[narrow orchid]

cbf got banned like last year

[torpid lintel]

Idk I didn't check yet

[narrow orchid]

another wrongful fp ban

[mild nest]

a bunch of masters

[dusky basin]

blunder :ooooooooo

[narrow orchid]

just like theo blaze and aladdin

[mild nest]

when did aladdin get banned?

[narrow orchid]

if its not round based

[narrow orchid]

idk but he got banned some day

[mild nest]

its arena

[narrow orchid]

iirc

[narrow orchid]

then ez

[mild nest]

no

the gms destroy everyone

[narrow orchid]

its rating based pairing

and i dont have an active cc account

[charred stream]

Why tf would gms need diamond

[mild nest]

no way

[charred stream]

They get free one anyways

[mild nest]

thats dumb

[narrow orchid]

so if i play on new acc ill smurf

[glossy radish]

im creating the pawn @upbeat viper

[narrow orchid]

that is true ive been ranting about that for months

[upbeat viper]

okay

[glossy radish]

slowly but surely

[upbeat viper]

smh

did you see the available colors ?

[glossy radish]

yessir

[torpid lintel]

Okay make sure to show me :)

[glossy radish]

oke

[charred stream]

@upbeat viper what do they give you for being a mod

[narrow orchid]

v is artist?

[glossy radish]

yeah it sucks

[upbeat viper]

free diamond

but that's not the motivation

[charred stream]

Oh

[narrow orchid]

it def is

[upbeat viper]

nah

[charred stream]

How do you become one, lol

[glossy radish]

NOO SOME IDIOT RUINED IT

[narrow orchid]

do you know what i would do to get lifetime diamond on cc

[grim edge]

I GET TO PLAY THE TOP 1 AND IT ABORTS NOOOOOOOOOOO

[upbeat viper]

do a template first

[charred stream]

I am 14

[upbeat viper]

the issue is we're not that many

[crude palm]

yo could someone help me find the best move in 1 image of mine

[glossy radish]

doing that, but they ruined the circle

[upbeat viper]

uh

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @crude palm, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[glossy radish]

i like circles

[narrow orchid]

i literally applied but i cant be mod cuz of that ban in jan

[grim edge]

I was down 1 pawn and it was an equal rook and pawn vs rook and pawn endgame(acording to engine)

[crude palm]

ah ok than

[charred stream]

How to become a mod

[glossy radish]

no do not bgecome a mdo

[mild nest]

just get a title

[digital kayak]

Work for chess.com

[narrow orchid]

why

[glossy radish]

iky

[mild nest]

those r ez

[grim edge]

Im confident in my new ability to defend

[upbeat viper]

indeed

[mild nest]

some are, but rook pawn vs rook is ez

[narrow orchid]

thats like so much work and theres no title for german national

so i need my fide up

[mild nest]

get a fide title then

[narrow orchid]

and theres no fide tournaments here

[violet dawn]

More accuracy less chess.com rating guess

[charred stream]

Hey, master. How do I become a mod?

[teal dragon]

How dare the 1600 bot play like a 1800

[mild nest]

i said rook pawn vs rook idiot

not rook pawns vs rook

even 2 pawns down is a draw

[grim edge]

biggest fumble of my chess life i was jumping up and down then i hung m1

[mild nest]

pawn as in the singular form

[upbeat viper]

gotta be 18+, have a 1yo chess.com account, and then apply here : https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScidgZC4vF5KhjHoBd2vdS7FI23oTT_mvjfwGbin3ghPUVk1A/viewform

[mild nest]

depends on the position

[charred stream]

Oh

[mild nest]

if the pawns are a,c, f,h, a,g, a,h, b,g, b,h its a draw

[charred stream]

How do they make sure if you are 18+?

[mild nest]

prolly ask for id

[grim edge]

what if i’m not 18 but really cool 😎

[charred stream]

Someone might lie and say he is 18

[glossy radish]

i am 100% over 18

[upbeat viper]

[mild nest]

?

[glossy radish]

im applying rn /j

[mild nest]

assuming you get your king in front of 1 of the pawns

[crude palm]

there we go

[narrow orchid]

and no previous bans

[keen parrot]

i played a crazy good game and got inspected for cheating for the first time

[golden badge]

сука

[restive storm]

wait what

[upbeat viper]

yeah you gotta be clean on CC

[keen parrot]

i was black

by the officials

[restive storm]

how do you know you got inspected for cheating

[keen parrot]

it was OTB

[narrow orchid]

only a cheater would laugh about this to make it look like its ridicilous to hide their cheating

[charred stream]

Hey stop deleting my jokes Bastoura

[crude palm]

wow a pink name epic

[restive storm]

did they like tell you or something

[cinder sluice]

Next time I send something out of place I'm getting banned

[keen parrot]

after i gave them the score sheets they told me to follow them, they say its "random"

[grave wasp]

@grim edge what is that name

[cinder sluice]

Not locked out but banned

Lmao 💀

[restive storm]

what happened after

[keen parrot]

they found nothing and i could leave

[narrow orchid]

how did you have to prove you dont cheat

[keen parrot]

inspection

[restive storm]

lol

[narrow orchid]

did they do the beads check

[keen parrot]

they just check for devices

[surreal swan]

thanks for the 1 month free premium

[keen parrot]

idk what he did with the scanner when i had my back turned tbh

[glossy radish]

man they even give you a testg

[keen parrot]

nah

[undone lodge]

Mods deleting reactions in announcements

[teal dragon]

I told you to put the beads up securely

[vast gull]

Can i claim premium with no creditcard?

[glossy radish]

she is woman

[keen parrot]

||it wasnt found||

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-just-stop-please-stop-stop-it-meme-gif-26307878

[teal dragon]

They were so deep

[upbeat viper]

and that's only one of several

[narrow orchid]

did you feel anything long in ur butt? except the beads

[upbeat viper]

[round quarry]

Can you gift the premium to someone for the free month

[teal dragon]

@mods

[glossy radish]

i already failed the last 3

[viscid tangle]

@vast gull I don’t think u can that would ruin the point. But idk

[keen parrot]

confidential

[dusk grove]

are you the person in your pfp?

[narrow orchid]

[teal dragon]

Dont be a bitch

[spiral badger]

Anyone know how long the promotion will last? where you can get diamond free trial even if youve had one before

[vast gull]

I cant claim it today…

[lucid minnow]

chesscom is giving free membership to everyone ?

[dusk grove]

<@&745328830649991179> cute girl but anti lgbt

[vast marsh]

If I accept free diamond do I lose my gold membership which last a year

[narrow orchid]

""Head is good"
Unity, 2023"

• Pixelated, 2023

[charred stream]

they fooled me

[delicate ravine]

Yes, yes they did

[narrow orchid]

they always do this

[charred stream]

What if I don't have a credit card

[viral spear]

Yeah

[glossy radish]

fr

[delicate ravine]

Yeah they always do

[narrow orchid]

you cant get it

[glossy radish]

exactlty :wadg

[narrow orchid]

I am shocked.

[vast gull]

@strange skiff can i claim it in app?

[charred stream]

And I am undergrad for PayPal

[vast marsh]

If I accept free diamond do I lose my gold membership which last a year

[round quarry]

This premium shut does t work my card isnt valid on chess.com since it's not an American card

[charred stream]

I don't think, do you?

[narrow orchid]

ask @upbeat viper

he probably knows

[vast marsh]

@upbeat viper

[round quarry]

Why does chess.com only accept American credit cards

[glossy radish]

it does?

[charred stream]

If I have 1 diamond for 1 day I swear I will probably solve 200-300 puzzles

[digital kayak]

It doesn’t

Unless they changed it

[spiral badger]

Anyone know how long the promotion will last? where you can get diamond free trial even if you have had a free trial before

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geoa170

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1409 (1409 peak)
Blitz: 1233 (1255 peak)
Bullet: 1062 (1062 peak)

[narrow orchid]

AYO WHAT

[digital kayak]

I’ve used Australian credit cards and had no issues

[round quarry]

My card is European but it says the number is invalid

[narrow orchid]

Yotubue is doing chess?

[dusk grove]

chess.com is a scam BTW. it'd a legit site for playing chess but not to buy anything. it's the appeal scammers use

[glossy radish]

idk

[digital kayak]

It’s not a scam

[dusk grove]

it is

[round quarry]

It's a scam if only Americans can pay

[dusk grove]

the same puzzles and analysis are done by an engine you can acquire free

[digital kayak]

Free services aren’t scams just because they are free

[keen parrot]

i only paid for inactive name

[grim edge]

i accidentally didnt cancel my subscription and it took $100 out my account and they gave it back, its not a scam lol

[charred stream]

I don't want to switch to lichess bc cc more active

[slender peak]

Hello

[digital kayak]

That’s wrong

[grim edge]

1 month free trial is nice

[whole gorge]

sorry weird question. I only see the 1 month premium free trial on the browser, but I don't see it on the mobile version. Do you think it'll be coming on mobile later or not?

[thorny inlet]

True

[grim edge]

i do need a credit card right

[digital kayak]

It’s a scam if they are cheating you out of money or lying or something like that which they are not

[spiral badger]

do you know how long you have to claim it?

[tired mural]

Yep. Just as expected, I tried everything I can think of and the free premium isn't working. I knew it would be too good for my unlucky ass

[charred stream]

It's shit if you are under 18

[grim edge]

prolly till the night

[thorny inlet]

I am

[spiral badger]

are you 100% sure?

[grim edge]

think so yeah

[round quarry]

But it isn't though it says my card number is wrong even though it's a legitimate European bank that works on any other site

[glossy radish]

KITTY

[charred stream]

Well it's shitter if you are under 18 and your father doesn't want to give you his credit card id

[keen parrot]

couldnt you get up to a month free diamond anyway? you just had to cancel when it was close to over and they would give you more?

[dusk grove]

you can create multiple accounts and use free trials or what?

[spiral badger]

guess ill get it

[grim edge]

hi

[slow basin]

how to disconnect my chess account from discord, it's automatically reconnected instantly, can someone help me?

[glossy radish]

hi

[rugged kite]

Now that Sounds like a scam to me.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> N (kotchone)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: N (kotchone)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1231 (1332 peak)
Blitz: 1361 (1361 peak)

[digital kayak]

I can use Australian cards

[thorny inlet]

I mean idk but still

[upbeat viper]

🥖

[stuck kestrel]

infinite money glitch

[lucid minnow]

we have to start 1 week free trial first to gain the membership ?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sassyfinish

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1612 (1629 peak)
Blitz: 1398 (1421 peak)
Bullet: 1436 (1584 peak)

[grim edge]

do u refer to me as kitty cuz im confused

[glossy radish]

go to the SITE first to disconnect

[spiral badger]

well alts are not allowed on chess.com

[stuck kestrel]

thats not france

[glossy radish]

hi kitty

[round quarry]

That's strange

[slow basin]

I'll try, ty

[glossy radish]

netherlands was my first thought

[grim edge]

im not ur kitty fam

[digital kayak]

I can’t help you dude I’m sorry

[glossy radish]

i aint say that

[stuck kestrel]

sideways luxembourg

[upbeat viper]

there's no red

[rugged kite]

/bump

[dusk grove]

lol... there's no way of preventing that

[stuck kestrel]

🇱🇺

[glossy radish]

huh

[digital kayak]

Either France or reunion

[stuck kestrel]

not france

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Suyash kr (popi_panda)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Suyash kr (popi_panda)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 303 (322 peak)
Blitz: 467 (601 peak)
Bullet: 400

[glossy radish]

NOT france

[upbeat viper]

https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[stuck kestrel]

hikaru has a million

[charred stream]

I can write python code in this

[languid nimbus]

Chat is the free platinum real?

[keen parrot]

mioz has 3

[grim edge]

hes top 5 in the world

[languid nimbus]

nohow

[dusk grove]

bruh ???

[flint sorrel]

im have spend 30 minutes trying to checkmate stockfish in queen vs knight endgame

[whole gorge]

will the 1 month free trial coming on mobile or it's only on web

[flint sorrel]

itss sooo hard

[keen parrot]

just go on web on mobile

[charred stream]

Well, I should request a free membership because I am active in chat

[languid nimbus]

both

[digital kayak]

Hikaru is a streamer and he always collaborates with chess.com to make sure no rating is lost

[fossil epoch]

do you need credit card info for the free trial

[digital kayak]

So he is an exception

[glossy radish]

yes

[teal dragon]

Stop talking about me

[charred stream]

1300 messages sent

[fossil epoch]

rip

[grim edge]

whats your name

[glossy radish]

86k messages sent

[whole gorge]

the payment is different, I'm under 18 so I can only afford payment through play store

[digital kayak]

I just noticed V,s nickname is V the busy bee

[glossy radish]

is that bad?

[digital kayak]

I’m like that

[glossy radish]

v

[digital kayak]

I love that

[glossy radish]

hooray

[digital kayak]

I really like bees

[grim edge]

ill call you victoria then

[teal dragon]

Im the queen bee 🐝 👑

[glossy radish]

ew no

[grim edge]

vulture?

[digital kayak]

I have a few hives myself do you?

[glossy radish]

i hate all victorias

[charred stream]

I never get anything I want

Life isn't fair guys

[glossy radish]

v

[digital kayak]

Never was

[grim edge]

Happy international chess day everyone!!!

[grim edge]

vanilla

[glossy radish]

you toooo

[teal dragon]

Yh like i want some bitches never get any tho

[thorny inlet]

You too!

[grim edge]

May the chess be with you

[glossy radish]

v

may the chess be wif u too

[grim edge]

alr fine v

[grim edge]

Thanks!

[frigid skiff]

chess.com losing ALL their money after this fr

[glossy radish]

vippy

[bitter lodge]

Same goes for you brother 🙏

[grim edge]

IKR

[stuck kestrel]

?

[teal dragon]

@frigid skiff who are you

[frigid skiff]

karry gasparov

[grim edge]

i think chesscom has been going downhill since a month so this will prolly get alotta players back

[digital kayak]

Hello there

[frigid skiff]

the international chess day thing

[glossy radish]

hhi

[stuck kestrel]

why

[charred stream]

Chess.com should be a free website, lol

[south zenith]

Happy international chess day everyone!

[teal dragon]

I cut myself but idk how

[grim edge]

lichess.

[stuck kestrel]

u can use lichess its free

[grim edge]

that shit is not a cut

[glossy radish]

small ass cut. are you okay

[teal dragon]

It just stings

[glossy radish]

cold water3

[teal dragon]

Maybe paper cut

[grim edge]

omg u should go see the hospital

[charred stream]

Lichess isn't as active as cc, and players there are weird

[unique portal]

Could anyone get the free membership?

[teal dragon]

Frfr

[grim edge]

blood loss is dangeous

[charred stream]

I played against a 1500 guy and he asked my insta

[thorny inlet]

Fr

[digital kayak]

Yes it is

[restive storm]

I think on liches you can find 10+5 games easier

[digital kayak]

It is free

[mystic stream]

Happy international ches day

[grim edge]

Nice war wound you got there!! Did it happen in a fight with a dreaded paper??😱 Is it a..a paper cut?😱

[digital kayak]

Also chess.com contributes more to the chess world than lichess ever will

[restive storm]

hi

[charred stream]

Like he said give me your Instagram and I will let you take back

[grim edge]

someone once asked for my socials too

[vast marsh]

If I accept free diamond do I lose my gold membership which last a year

[bitter lodge]

Since when was this a debate

[grim edge]

Frfr

[teal apex]

Happy International Chess Day everyone ♟♟♟

[bitter lodge]

Same to you

[grim edge]

u too

[digital kayak]

Im just saying the people complaining about the Monetisation of chess.com are being unfair

[charred stream]

Because they have money

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper im gonna put a v on your french flag

[teal dragon]

You should have seen the other guy

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM Jayden Lee (catlivesmatter)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: NM Jayden Lee (catlivesmatter)
Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2300 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2498 (2513 peak)
Bullet: 2606 (2619 peak)

[digital kayak]

How do you think they get that money?

[bitter lodge]

Ah I see

[upbeat viper]

lmao

[charred stream]

Membershii

[digital kayak]

Oh that’s right by having memberships

[grim edge]

yuss

[glossy radish]

after i finish the pawn

[charred stream]

And ads

[digital kayak]

Chess.com isn’t evil like some seem to think

We need it

[grim edge]

Just somewhat

[digital kayak]

No one gives a shit

[charred stream]

But they torturing people with no money

[flint sorrel]

ukraine one is ok tho

[digital kayak]

At least I don’t care

[digital kayak]

No they don’t

[grim edge]

is chess.com a unicorn yet

[flint sorrel]

lichess>chess.com

[bitter lodge]

Bro just tried censoring the word gay

[teal dragon]

Bobby fischer moment

Keep it to urself

[glossy radish]

i need more accounys

[grim edge]

Lol

Yeah live let live

Well

[digital kayak]

Oh so you’re an ignorant religious person?

[charred stream]

Woah, change topic guys or mods will get annoyed

[delicate island]

Yes

[bitter lodge]

agreed

[digital kayak]

You brought it up

[charred stream]

I did but never meant to make it a topic

[bitter lodge]

Um

[tight mirage]

Why I gotta put in my card info💀

[flint sorrel]

i dont have anything against them tho

[bitter lodge]

Topic change?

[teal dragon]

Who let bro cook

[tight mirage]

If its free just give everyone the free trial

[grim edge]

why is a chess server talking ab relgion

[glossy radish]

i like cheese

[teal dragon]

No politics guys 🤓

[bitter lodge]

💀

[grim edge]

whats your fav cheese

[queen onyx]

how do you accept the free month of premium?

[glossy radish]

chedese

[keen parrot]

why remove :(

[teal dragon]

WHY WHO DELETE I DIDNT FINISH WATCHING

[keen parrot]

ill dm u

[grim edge]

i like mozzarella

[teal dragon]

🤭ayo

[bitter lodge]

💀💀💀

[digital kayak]

I understand the reason people are but it’s just not for me and I get that

[bitter lodge]

The deletes are wild

[flint sorrel]

I guess we dont have freedom of speech here

mods do whatever they want

[keen parrot]

(deleted)

[spiral badger]

Guys I've played 122 brilliant moves in total and witty alien played 120 in one live stream

[ornate ivy]

L

[upbeat viper]

just read #〘📝〙rules

no religion talks

[grim edge]

(removed)

[teal dragon]

Freedom of speech does not mean you can use it to hate others and bare no consequences

[upbeat viper]

no gender/sexuality talks

that's it

[flint sorrel]

where did i hate anyone ??

[grim edge]

can i talk ab the economic and political state of the world?

[keen parrot]

can i use this one or is it against the rules?

[teal dragon]

You compared people to the devil

[obtuse obsidian]

guys how do i claim 30 day free subscribtion

[flint sorrel]

but you made a 🏳️‍🌈 role yourselves

[bitter lodge]

💀💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

thats a skill issue ngl

[bitter lodge]

This is actually interesting

[upbeat viper]

no

[keen parrot]

yes

[somber haven]

How do I claim the 1 month of premium for free?

[upbeat viper]

or even banned

[thorny inlet]

💀

[upbeat viper]

so chill out

[bitter lodge]

Uh oh

Wild💀

[ornate ivy]

Massive Ls being handed out

[astral ferry]

"Free Trial" on the website

[bitter lodge]

😂

[gentle steppe]

moon 1v1?

[grim edge]

then leave

[ornate ivy]

No I lost my trust for playing random people on discord

[upbeat viper]

nop

[bitter lodge]

💀

[queen onyx]

can you press on the yearly option or will it just make you have monthly

[gentle steppe]

i am no cheater

[ornate ivy]

This happened last time, never again

[upbeat viper]

that hurts

[teal dragon]

Why does everyone keep replying to 'original message deleted'

[keen parrot]

moon i got inspected after my otb game

[ornate ivy]

No shot lmao