💬〡general-off-topic

[sleek zealot]

lets be honest here how much time do you spend in the general chat

[hard gyro]

Daily? About 30 minutes.

On weekends? About 3 hours

[sleek zealot]

riddle me this how come everytime i check in on this chat you are here

[hard gyro]

God knows. Today I woke up early so it may be just a coincidence.

[sleek zealot]

thats a lot of tjme man

[hard gyro]

College hasn't started yet, what can I do lmao?

Gym lasts only 45 mins too.

Sure, you might want to delete this message tho-

[digital phoenix]

maybe its permanent

[sleek zealot]

who are you talking to

[hard gyro]

Maybe.

[latent pebble]

Well it's kinda obvious

[hard gyro]

God knows, dude. I'm drunk.

[latent pebble]

you don't have the icon

[hard gyro]

Hush.

Hi Fnx and Las, how are y'all?

[sleek zealot]

las vegas LAMOAOAIOOIOOOIOOO

[digital phoenix]

im waiting to see if im covid postiive

[sleek zealot]

ur right good night muah

[hard gyro]

Goodnight, sleep well.

[sleek zealot]

bro who cares about that anymore

okay but fr imma go

[upbeat fossil]

im him i just hit 1300

[hard gyro]

Oof, I hope it's negative.

[upbeat fossil]

homie.

[patent dock]

Oh

[hard gyro]

Tbf everyone is now vaccinated

[upbeat fossil]

western white americans

[hard gyro]

Questionable username but I digress.

[hard gyro]

They will never do anything we tell em to do, let's be honest.

[digital phoenix]

i literally have every symptom known to man and yet i tested negative 3 days ago

[hard gyro]

They are as conservative as they can get.

[upbeat fossil]

something like 70% of da country

[rose thunder]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83556966169 i instantly caught on that this man is cheating bruh

[worn ice]

TankTimeBoomTime (1022) vs. bonlomdom (943)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 Bc5 4. [d4] exd4 5. cxd4 Bb6 6. d5 Nb4 7. Bc4 Nf6 8. Bg5 h6 9. Bxf6 Qxf6 10. a3 Qxb2 11. Nbd2 Nc2+ 12. Kf1 Nxa1 

[hard gyro]

Loss of taste too?

[rose thunder]

threw the opening and started instantly destroying me

aint no way man 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> despair

This is the Chess.com profile of despair. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1506 (1528 peak)
Blitz: 1316 (1408 peak)
Bullet: 1204 (1204 peak)

[patent dock]

I fixed it

[sharp galleon]

if cancer is this weak then cancer is cured

[hard gyro]

Did you lose 100% of your sense of taste too?

[sharp galleon]

/jk

[hard gyro]

It is in fact, that weak.

Everyday your body produces thousands of cancer cells. But your body is usually strong enough to kill them before they replicate.

[upbeat fossil]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83557540115

[digital phoenix]

idk i have a really bad sore throat

[sharp galleon]

just wait 50 years

[upbeat fossil]

thoughts?

[hard gyro]

When the body misses one, however, then it can become a HUGE problem.

[hard gyro]

Probably post-viral.

Fever happening?

[digital phoenix]

still have but better than a few days ago

[hard gyro]

Then still suffering it means. The fever is constant? No sudden lowering or raising of body temp?

[upbeat fossil]

racist reaction!!! ban!!!!

[digital phoenix]

i mean its going down it was 38 something now its lesser

[sharp galleon]

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Inappropriate reactions.

[digital phoenix]

oh nvm

[hard gyro]

Lmao.

[sharp galleon]

let’s hope the mods don’t drag me down

[silent wolf]

yall chill its pronuoned not what u think it is

its a state

[digital phoenix]

niger is a country u idiot

[silent wolf]

oops

[hard gyro]

no?

[digital phoenix]

u dont even know what ur talking about

[upbeat fossil]

lmao

[silent wolf]

srry

[digital phoenix]

hence u meant to say the n word regardless

[hard gyro]

Because it's an excuse to avoid a ban.

[silent wolf]

brrrrrskibidi dop

huh?

ur just dirty minded

[hexed carbon]

bongcloud or sicilian

[hard gyro]

No, you're just trying to find a loophole that doesn't work because you messed it up.

[upbeat fossil]

shh

[upbeat fossil]

shhh

[silent wolf]

ok these mods

now lets change the subject

[hard gyro]

Agreed.

[silent wolf]

so

how everyones day?

WHAT

[hard gyro]

Meet again, my pet doggo.

[silent wolf]

NOT THAT TOPIC

[sharp galleon]

yeah I have a lot of shit memes

[sharp galleon]

looks like the dog which got eaten ehehehe

[hard gyro]

Vouch to make him a sticker.

[sharp galleon]

[silent wolf]

lets type things that dont make sense

[hard gyro]

No?

[lucid sedge]

Grass your my enemy

[silent wolf]

im eating brownie milk

i like that

[sharp galleon]

I don’t get this meme

[hasty iris]

bruh

[sharp galleon]

but I figured it is cursed

[lucid sedge]

🤬🤬🤬🤬

[silent wolf]

pls delete that

im sorry for looking into your eyes

[sharp galleon]

I mean you said type random things so I sent a random meme lol

[hard gyro]

I look weird with spectacles.

[tepid panther]

I just spent the last 2 hours workshopping this song to get 1 riff

But it's the intro riff so now I get a feel for the song and where I wanna take it

[hard gyro]

Hey Emile, how are you?

[tepid panther]

I am well, goth chick's keep dming me

[hard gyro]

Tell her to find someone else, ez

[grim edge]

lucky

[tepid panther]

Which one?

[hard gyro]

INCHO!!!

[grim edge]

hi

[hard gyro]

All.

[hard gyro]

How are you doing?

[tepid panther]

Lmao

[grim edge]

i gotta get 2 vaccines in like 20 mins lol

[hard gyro]

I think you are confused between goth and emo.

[hard gyro]

Oof, Rabies or Tetanus?

[grim edge]

meningococcal and HPV

[tepid panther]

Like chord shapes? BIG time

[devout remnant]

hello

im new 😄

[hard gyro]

A brain disease and an STD.
Cool.

[grim edge]

very cool lmfao

[hard gyro]

Yeah lmao.

All the best for the vaccines

[vocal herald]

hello

[tepid panther]

To give you an example rn I'm working on a math rock song and it uses pretty complex chords. But the chord shape (fingers youre using), quality (major, minor, diminished), and location (where you're playing it on the fretboard) are super important to find which pentatonic scales you can use with it, which scale you're in. It basically tells you all of the compatible notes when you start songwriting

[hard gyro]

Hey

[devout remnant]

hi

[vocal herald]

dont mind my user

can u change it to my brothers name

[hard gyro]

I think when you get multiple State 3 Cancer, it's just called Stage 4 Cancer.

[vocal herald]

@marsh cobalt

[grim edge]

my friend is currently gambling robux in humanities class

[hard gyro]

Change it on your own, bruv.

[vocal herald]

ok

[hard gyro]

Amazing.

[devout remnant]

how elo are you at chess

[vocal herald]

me?

[hard gyro]

How elo are you 💀

[still apex]

i am 7 elo at chess

nuh uh

[vocal herald]

im 200 (but im better at the game

[still apex]

?

[hard gyro]

I believe you. Manu people are under-rated

[devout remnant]

then how good at you in chess?

[hard gyro]

May be a 600 elo player rated as 200 because tilt.

[grim edge]

he’s back

[still apex]

400 tilt is insane

[hard gyro]

Below average, I am only 850 elo.

[devout remnant]

im 900

[hard gyro]

Common.

[hard gyro]

Slightly below average.

[still apex]

[upbeat fossil]

bru average is like 600

[hard gyro]

I wish, dude.

[vocal herald]

who wanna v1v1v1

[devout remnant]

me too

[vocal herald]

1v1*

[tepid panther]

So let me paint you a picture. I made a chord progression. Using each chord I use the shape to determine which pentatonic scale I am in, I use the location to determine if I want the song to sound sadder or happier and beefier or grainer notes, and I use the scale I'm playing in to determine all of the other compatible notes and chords I'm able to use

[devout remnant]

me

[hard gyro]

@stuck kestrel what do you say?

[vocal herald]

ok

lemme send link

[hard gyro]

Lucifer Morningstar:

[still apex]

when elo you at chess

[hard gyro]

Beginner level stops at around 1200.

[still apex]

?

[covert cosmos]

turi ip ip ip

[hard gyro]

He would be disappointed.

[vocal herald]

https://play.chess.com/oGfem

[devout remnant]

where you from senor?

[hard gyro]

India.

[tepid panther]

You have a long way to go mijo. Even I do lol, and @grim edge is a bit better than I am too

[covert cosmos]

I feq

[still apex]

bro brought out the mijo

[hard gyro]

Oooo, mijo. That's...idk Spanish? Italian?

[still apex]

spanish

[tepid panther]

I'm venezuelan lol, and guitar is the fastest way to my heart

[covert cosmos]

ong chess openings

[still apex]

aint it food?

[restive storm]

ruy lopez

[tepid panther]

Daily practice, repetition, and consistency

[devout remnant]

what 30 mins

[tepid panther]

Nope lol

[rose thunder]

30 minutes is like 1800 seconds

[still apex]

sorry it was a miserable attempt at a low hanging fruit

[hard gyro]

Repeats mistakes

[rose thunder]

i gotta play more rapid man

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[tepid panther]

Only way to improve at the guitar is to fail and fail again

[still apex]

same man

[rose thunder]

im slipping as far as performance goes

[hard gyro]

I am a keyboard player so I wouldn't know lmao.

[rose thunder]

so u play cod or sum idk

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-25913746

[hard gyro]

Keyboard is an instrument 💀

[tepid panther]

Only way to improve at anything is to fail and fail again

[rose thunder]

still a keyboard

[hard gyro]

Keyboard

[covert cosmos]

heheheha

[hard gyro]

This is the keyboard I am talking about.

[devout remnant]

this is rated game?

[upbeat viper]

Aaaaaa

[hard gyro]

Hey Bast

Why Bast?

[upbeat viper]

I'm tired

It's 4am

[rose thunder]

sleep

[vocal herald]

30

[patent dock]

Weak

[hard gyro]

Why delete that message Bast

[rose thunder]

i dont have cancer

[hard gyro]

Sleep, dude.

[patent dock]

you will now

[devout remnant]

this is rated game

[rose thunder]

sorry, i cancer (cant sir)

[devout remnant]

?

[latent pebble]

Unfortunate, hope you have a swift recovery.

[vocal herald]

im playing already

[patent dock]

The dad jokes killing me

[patent dock]

Can u be my bbg

[latent pebble]

Sending prayers your way

oh

[latent pebble]

I'm male

[hard gyro]

Fnx is too pure for this world, sometimes.

[patent dock]

What

[rose thunder]

i mean starfire is kinda bad 👀

[latent pebble]

🥴

[patent dock]

Bbb

[hard gyro]

Isn't there an amoeba called "Brain-Eating Amoeba"

[hazy kayak]

Yeah

[hard gyro]

It has a 100% fatality rate, I think.

Brain energy go poof.

[patent dock]

Ik

[rose thunder]

the grandmaster thinking hes going to win without realizing hes about to succumb to a dying neutron star

[hard gyro]

Can neutron stars die?

[rose thunder]

idk i didnt read the book

[latent pebble]

Oh god, I seem to have forgotten the app with those crazy unrealistic romance stories, what is it called?

[hard gyro]

I don't think they can. They just... exist.

[hard gyro]

Choices?

[rose thunder]

my story animated idfk

[latent pebble]

That's a channel lol

[rose thunder]

i think my story animated was on yt tho

[rose thunder]

yeah i thought so

[hard gyro]

Is it Choices?

[latent pebble]

No, it's that app with like all the tiktok gals and lads on it

[hard gyro]

Episode?

[latent pebble]

no

[rose thunder]

tiktok

[patent dock]

Where you at rn

[hard gyro]

Huh.

[patent dock]

Like country

[latent pebble]

Country?

[patent dock]

Ye

[latent pebble]

why

[rose thunder]

he still wanna hook up lmfao

[patent dock]

I want to play you but rn I gotta sleep

[rose thunder]

nvm

[latent pebble]

uhhh

[patent dock]

In chess

[restive storm]

NOWAHT THE HELL 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
NO U-WORDS FRICK

[patent dock]

A chess game ...

[latent pebble]

What do you play vs e4 hm

[latent pebble]

Ik

[patent dock]

C5 e5

[hard gyro]

e5, obviously

[latent pebble]

ew

[hard gyro]

c5 🗿

[patent dock]

That's what my ex said when she seen my Excalibur

[rose thunder]

what.

[patent dock]

Sicilian

[sharp galleon]

uwu

[hard gyro]

POV: It doesn't exist.

[patent dock]

I either play dragon or svechngan

[rose thunder]

schizophrenia at its best

[restive storm]

no u-words

[patent dock]

Or dragon dorf

With h5

[sharp galleon]

uwu

[hard gyro]

Don't say that, my mom is schizophrenic.

[earnest goblet]

just mated in 14 minutes moves

[latent pebble]

hm

[rose thunder]

didnt know sorry

[restive storm]

why are you doing this

[hard gyro]

It's alright.

[latent pebble]

want to play a quick ub game in the barmen before we both head to sleep

[patent dock]

I used to hate Sicilian but now I can't apart with it

[sharp galleon]

why not~

[latent pebble]

I'm on phone 📱

[patent dock]

Uhh sure

[earnest goblet]

uwu <3

[patent dock]

But I'm cooking

[restive storm]

no u-words

[latent pebble]

https://lichess.org/Hkn983Rk

[patent dock]

To lazy to get on my pc so might aswell play phone

[hard gyro]

Same.

[patent dock]

Noo

[latent pebble]

I'm on phone too

[rose thunder]

lichess link sighted

[patent dock]

I hate bullet

[latent pebble]

come on

I said ub and you agreed

[patent dock]

Nvm imma do it

[hard gyro]

Happy Chess Day to everyone, btw.

[hard gyro]

Mods, any special events for Chess Day?

[thick kernel]

@heavy stirrup

[latent pebble]

gg

[patent dock]

Bs

Gg

[hard gyro]

Gg

[patent dock]

It was equal but lost board vision

[latent pebble]

ye

idk if that was theory at the beginning

[hard gyro]

What-

[patent dock]

I'm a blitz player

[restive storm]

what do you think of my video

[patent dock]

It's ub I didn't have time to think anyways

[latent pebble]

3+0?

[hard gyro]

Ah, the remake.

[patent dock]

That or 3 plus 2

[rose thunder]

apparently theres a version 3 but i cant find it anywhere

[latent pebble]

ah nice

[hard gyro]

Hmm.

[patent dock]

Oh trackpad it's 3 plus 2 on mouse it's 3

I never get flagged on mouse

[hard gyro]

I play Blitz 5+2 like a weakling

[sharp galleon]

ewww

who likes 5+2

[patent dock]

5 plus 5 is basically rapid

[hard gyro]

...no?

[patent dock]

To me it is it's slow asf

[sharp galleon]

I was about to send another offensive memes but I was already muted for the other one

[devout remnant]

hi

[hard gyro]

I am the type to ping mods so try me.

[ember linden]

baaaaa

where is my trusted role

[hard gyro]

Hi Tokka.

[ember linden]

wagwan

[restive storm]

imagine offensive memes

I got muted for an hour because my video was too loud

[hard gyro]

Nothing much g, wbu?

[ember linden]

just trying to get the trusted role lol

[hard gyro]

Cool shit, bruv.

[rose thunder]

i have a ballin meme of princess peach

[hard gyro]

This should not exist-

[sharp galleon]

isn’t even offensive but I guess

[rose thunder]

i put da new forgis on da jeep

yall wanna see it or no

[devout remnant]

who want 1v1 chess

[hard gyro]

I ain't even British, what am I doing-

[bright charm]

Sure

[devout remnant]

i send a link

[rose thunder]

is this loud or no

idgaf im turning my volume dsown still

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[restive storm]

no this is the quiet version
the one that got me banned was the original

[devout remnant]

https://play.chess.com/rhMfM

[sharp galleon]

ah yes

[devout remnant]

here

[restive storm]

I confirmed with bastoura that I will not get muted from this video because of it's volume

[hard gyro]

Why is this existing?

[sharp galleon]

but it does

[restive storm]

so other things like spamming the video would probably get me muted
but volume is ok

[sharp galleon]

ppl like femboys these days for some reasons

[upbeat fossil]

what lvl u need to be to be im and gm

[restive storm]

level 100

[hard gyro]

I am gentle, but not a femboy.

[upbeat fossil]

or how u get it ion understand

[restive storm]

you have to beat the boss

[upbeat fossil]

bro frrr

[hard gyro]

Google is your best friend for this, mate.

[sharp galleon]

I deleted my Astolfo pic when I needed it the most

[upbeat fossil]

why was this picture saved

[hard gyro]

Tbf yeah, why?

[restive storm]

I remember once someone in another server sent me a cringe astolfo picture and suggested I use it as a pfp

[sharp galleon]

I mean I sent it to a friend of mine so I can still take it from there

[sharp galleon]

hot

[rose thunder]

def getting muted for that lmao

[hard gyro]

No.

[restive storm]

I hate how on certain devices you can't copy and paste images from discord so you have to download the image

[sharp galleon]

ikr

[hard gyro]

FR, WHY CAN'T I COPY ON MOBILE???

[upbeat fossil]

another violation that roddy ricch will never recover from

[rose thunder]

i cant paste on mobile

[restive storm]

watch this video guys

[clever lily]

What's a femboy a female boy?

[bright charm]

Gg

[clever lily]

💀

[devout remnant]

nice game

[upbeat fossil]

google

[devout remnant]

you are good

[clever lily]

No what is kt

[bright charm]

Nah

[hard gyro]

A boy that acts feminine.

[upbeat fossil]

shut up you ape

[rose thunder]

your mother

[clever lily]

The most honest guy here

[devout remnant]

you are 1200 elo

[bright charm]

Doesn’t mean I’m good

[mighty remnant]

me when chat is weird

[hard gyro]

Oh boy, I thought you added an "r" for a second and I was gonna ping mods so fast-

[upbeat fossil]

🗿

fed

[mighty remnant]

shut up your ape
ohh

[devout remnant]

later i want rematch

[boreal spade]

uh oh 💀💀💀

[mighty remnant]

he misspell ape?

[bright charm]

Alright

[rose thunder]

mfw i see the chesscom general chat

[hard gyro]

Shhh ||yes||

[buoyant slate]

is there a bot commands channel anywhere?

[clever lily]

Why

[hard gyro]

Hope this will remain impossible

[boreal spade]

#👾〡albert-spam

[buoyant slate]

"no access"

[restive storm]

this is my reaction

[mighty remnant]

how this happen 💀

[rose thunder]

how tf

[boreal spade]

@buoyant slate you need to be trusted

[gusty briar]

https://3-chess.com/game/online?gameId=ABC4UVzcHVwUqtyO66zY this is link to 3 player chess

[hard gyro]

Let's just hope that you cannot be banned from Google in the future.

[mighty remnant]

💀

[rose thunder]

that picture of levy is foul

[restive storm]

lol

[hard gyro]

Why would someone want to get banned-

[mighty remnant]

i'm not sure

[hard gyro]

Who is out here with the need to troll Google?

[rose thunder]

to burn the evidence

[gray saddle]

trying his luck for the "Go Big"

[clever lily]

Why did they ban u?

[hard gyro]

True.

[rose thunder]

im not banned lol

[hard gyro]

In the past, he means. Why did they mute you?

[clever lily]

some how I replied to you lol

[hard gyro]

Oh NVM.

[rose thunder]

they muted me for (literally) posting big black lips

[gray saddle]

banned from?

[rose thunder]

anything

[gusty briar]

https://3-chess.com/game/online?gameId=ABC4UVzcHVwUqtyO66zY

[clever lily]

I'm banned from nothing lol

I've hacked before too

[clever lily]

I made on. Before it was easy

[tepid panther]

Wish me luck lads, watching episode 7 for the first time

[rose thunder]

the closest thing ive done to hacking is using an aimbot gun in garrys mod

[tepid panther]

New star wars is mid asf

[gray saddle]

weird moderation.

[clever lily]

Just use an IP api then grab it and send it to a discord bot

Ez

[gray saddle]

[rose thunder]

u played en passant against a 300

[hard gyro]

Should I ping mods, guys?

[clever lily]

Not on chess 💀

[mighty remnant]

i gained like 50 elo today
16 from someone getting banned
32+ from winning 4 rapids

[rose thunder]

[mighty remnant]

wut lotion

[hard gyro]

Larsen?

[mighty remnant]

baby lotion?????????????

[gray saddle]

lotion it is

[rose thunder]

glue

[mighty remnant]

idk
wuts wrong with bringing lotion tho

[hard gyro]

Larsen, DMs-

[bright charm]

They got dry skin

[gray saddle]

moisturizer?

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Pedophilia joke.

Two pings within 45mins, y'all need to behave fr.

[mighty remnant]

yea...

[hard gyro]

Especially with disgusting jokes like this.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 1917 (1917 peak)

[hard gyro]

And then people complain that the mods are too strict

And then do shit like this.

[amber mortar]

tf

[mighty remnant]

[hard gyro]

Exactly, it's messed up.

[amber mortar]

nahh

[hard gyro]

There are kids in this server.

[rose thunder]

the fact that message still isnt deleted

[hard gyro]

Mods are busy, it seems.

[amber mortar]

💀

[mighty remnant]

i don't know how to play against caro kann or french

[amber mortar]

caro kann is fun to play

[mighty remnant]

i just random e4 d4 nc3 thingy

[rose thunder]

i can show u how i do it

[amber mortar]

1v1?

[rose thunder]

idk if its the same way u do it but i can

[amber mortar]

lemme get my user

[hard gyro]

French Defense = 🏳️

[gray saddle]

[hard gyro]

Just resign.

[amber mortar]

brb

[hard gyro]

Sure.

[gray saddle]

somehow leads to closed defense

[hard gyro]

What, how-

[mighty remnant]

french is a semi closed no?

[gray saddle]

tarrasch

[mighty remnant]

although its in the section with open games

[hard gyro]

searches it up on Google Ah.

Open games are easier.

[devout merlin]

Hey my account isn’t sending any messages

[gray saddle]

[bright charm]

Any fun e4 openings that aren’t boring

[devout merlin]

I need help

[amber mortar]

back

[hard gyro]

Shadow banned, maybe.

[devout merlin]

Did I say something that violated terms of service

[gray saddle]

sending to?

[mighty remnant]

WTF GUYS I FOUND OP OPENING

[devout merlin]

What does that mean

[mighty remnant]

100% wr

[amber mortar]

alr send a req joker_9001

[hard gyro]

Banned from sending messages, maybe.

[bright charm]

Played once?

[devout merlin]

Can I get unbanned

[hard gyro]

Can't play rn, sorry.

[amber mortar]

oh alr

[mighty remnant]

played 0 times 💀

[hard gyro]

Wow, which is it?

[bright charm]

Damn

[mighty remnant]

yknow its popular when it spikes at 0

[rose thunder]

the ROOK!!

[gray saddle]

you can still chat in here, wdym unban?

[rose thunder]

he means from chesscom maybe

[devout merlin]

Yes

[mighty remnant]

omg i found another op opening

[devout merlin]

Chesscom I’m scared

[mighty remnant]

100% wr

[devout merlin]

I didn’t do anything wrong I just said homo

[gray saddle]

maybe you got reported

[hard gyro]

I remember while playing OTB with my tuition sir, I sacrificed a rook, to fork his Queen and King with a knight and he resigned.

[gray saddle]

appeal to cc CS i guess.

[devout merlin]

Ok I will

[hard gyro]

And if he did not take the rook, his queen dead.

[bright charm]

I sacked a bishop to do that once

[mighty remnant]

its so good no one has played it since 2016 💀

[hard gyro]

Nice.

[hard gyro]

What are the notations and line tho?

[amber mortar]

anyone wanna play against me?

[rose thunder]

sure

[bright charm]

Sure

[hard gyro]

Oh, I see.

[amber mortar]

bet

[hard gyro]

I see the lines, ok.

[amber mortar]

dms

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[mighty remnant]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. O-O Nxe4 6. d4 b5 7. Bb3 d5 8. dxe5 Be6 9. c3 Be7 10. Re1 O-O 11. Nd4 Qd7
   everything after this is 100% wr

[hard gyro]

Got it, playing it when given the chance as White.

[mighty remnant]

(in masters i think)

i mean the position is +6.8

[hard gyro]

Nice.

[upbeat fossil]

[hard gyro]

How is it still not removed and how is he not muted or locked out?

[mighty remnant]

sadge.

[upbeat fossil]

bc hes him

[hard gyro]

C'mon mods, please?

Doofus?

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-tenor-omori-hero-gif-26430605

(them = kyle)

[hard gyro]

I am tempted to ping mods again.

[upbeat fossil]

500-1400 in 2 days im that guy

next up #1 in the world

[mighty remnant]

with the alt account/engine/2000 in other tc

🫠

[bright charm]

How do you have the time to gain 900 elo in two days

[hard gyro]

I know I shouldn't, but...

[upbeat fossil]

summer no plans

[hard gyro]

Idk dudes.

[mighty remnant]

probably because new accounts have faster increases

[gray saddle]

[bright charm]

So smurfs

[upbeat fossil]

i have had acc for 7 months but js started playing on it fr

[mighty remnant]

i've seen someone get +600 elo

[gray saddle]

does your acct connected to social media?

[hard gyro]

Same.

[mighty remnant]

no its not the amount of time passed, its the number of games

[upbeat fossil]

oh real

[mighty remnant]

idk

[upbeat fossil]

im gaining 9 every game

[hard gyro]

I've seen some 900 lose like 150 elo by playing me when I was 300 and severely under-rated.

[upbeat fossil]

except when i lose

[gray saddle]

if not, those accts get boost to their elo when they win. I just saw it from a user who quickly rose up to 2200 elo just that day the acct was created.

[upbeat fossil]

wdf

2200???

[gray saddle]

ye

[hard gyro]

Probably cheater, report them.

They may get banned soon.

[upbeat fossil]

only thing i understood was alt acc and i was under the impression that they immediately ip banned alts

[hard gyro]

It's a struggle to type with one hand.

[hardy pivot]

Eny 1 wana play unrated im 1300 peak 1500

[mighty remnant]

nah with permission you can get alts

i have one

[upbeat fossil]

damn ppl really be cheating in chess.com?

[mighty remnant]

ofc with permission

[upbeat fossil]

its not that deep fr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 1917 (1917 peak)

[mighty remnant]

?

[upbeat fossil]

chess.com

[mighty remnant]

there also are some rules about alts

[hard gyro]

Larger struggle to code with the other hand.

[strange island]

I had an ok game

[mighty remnant]

you can't play alts against each other

[hard gyro]

What the fu-

[mighty remnant]

99.8%

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jetvibezz

This is the Chess.com profile of jetvibezz. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1354 (1486 peak)
Blitz: 1218 (1390 peak)
Bullet: 1259

[bright charm]

I think the engine might’ve had a good game

[upbeat fossil]

impossible

[hard gyro]

Those 2 excellents will haunt you from not getting 100% Acc

[mighty remnant]

its possible

[last verge]

its okay 73 is reasonable

[hard gyro]

Possible. Just be lucky sometimes.

[strange island]

I’ve had 100% before, somehow 99.8 percent is more satisfying lol

[mighty remnant]

i've gotten 99.3% before i think

then resigned

[hard gyro]

[mighty remnant]

i thought there was backrank but there wasn't 💀

bishop from z18 protecting

[hardy pivot]

Eny 1 wana play

[viscid tangle]

that one bishop

[bright charm]

Sure

[amber mortar]

damn

[mighty remnant]

tbh i was dum
the bishop was 3 squares away

[gray saddle]

bishop from other dimension

[hardy pivot]

Dm me

[viscid tangle]

it was from the fifth dimension

[strange island]

Satisfying checkmate too

[hard gyro]

Bishops have saved me a few games, especially with discovered attacks.

[viscid tangle]

how could u not see it coming

[hardy pivot]

Ur user

[surreal current]

I BEAT A 1863 as A 1687!!!!!!

[spark nimbus]

😮

[upbeat fossil]

congrats fam

[surreal current]

thanks bro

[gray saddle]

because he slack and can't percieved 5th dimensional space.

[mighty remnant]

oh wait no it was one square away 💀

[clear sequoia]

What's the problem? Ping us if there is a problem, and with the ping, reply to an offending message / describe who is doing what.

[upbeat fossil]

(:

[mighty remnant]

my god i was blind

i resigned here

[viscid tangle]

it used an invisibility cloak. its not ur fault

[upbeat fossil]

coward

[devout merlin]

Help when will this go away?

[hard gyro]

Like this, my opponent didn't notice the Sniper Bishop.

[devout merlin]

I’m scared I did something wrong

I contacted chess com support

[viscid tangle]

its probably wifi

[mighty remnant]

omg its so annoying when you cant contest file because of that one knight/bishop

[torpid lintel]

Are you muted? What you did?

[hard gyro]

I know right

[mighty remnant]

tbh its skill issue for me that a knight even got there

[upbeat fossil]

@mighty remnant u letting that slide? bro basically saying u broke and cant afford good wifi

[devout merlin]

I think it’s because I was talking to someone and said “I love levy no homo”

[mighty remnant]

on the 6th/3rd rank

[hard gyro]

Exactly, same for Bishop.

[devout merlin]

Not sure though

[mighty remnant]

bishop can stay there from a pin or something

[hard gyro]

Bad pawn structures:

[viscid tangle]

i mean if he had had better wifi

[devout merlin]

I’m scared because I don’t ever say anything with a negative

[gray saddle]

push pawns like its a rally irl.

[viscid tangle]

he probably would have won that game

[hard gyro]

C'mon, you cannot let a Bishop pinning air on g5.

[mighty remnant]

every single benko gambit game:

[upbeat fossil]

@mighty remnant ur just letting him talk abt u like that hb?

[torpid lintel]

Ah maybe because of that?

Hey R_doofus

[hard gyro]

Doofus!

[devout merlin]

I don’t see what’s wrong with that, I read somewhere it could be a week or a day

[mighty remnant]

oh i thought the previous ping was for someone else

[hard gyro]

Finally, a mod to save the day against that horrible joke.

[gray saddle]

you couldve said you love levy platonically. not that homo word.

[surreal current]

I have the worst rating😭 1699😭😭😭😭

[devout merlin]

I didn’t mean to im not smart i thoughts that what people say

[clear sequoia]

You were temporarily muted by an automated filter (while ||no homo|| is vernacular, it is often offensive). It will wear off in 42 minutes. No need to contact support.

[mighty remnant]

my honest reaction to that:

[viscid tangle]

bro lmao

[devout merlin]

Oh i already did but thank you

[upbeat fossil]

it was i got it wrong twice

[mighty remnant]

oh ok

[hard gyro]

Thanks for handling that poor joke btw.

[gray saddle]

[upbeat fossil]

bro said no homo and got muted

he was just clarifying his sexuality

[mighty remnant]

you just said i-

[devout merlin]

I know I’m very saddened because I didn’t mean to use it hurtfully

[upbeat fossil]

lmao

[devout merlin]

I thought it’d be a complement to levy

[hard gyro]

This is how chain reactions begin, y'know?

[upbeat fossil]

i cant tell if ur being sarcastic

[viscid tangle]

bro ur only muted

[mighty remnant]

....
||if you're reading this you just wasted some time||

[hard gyro]

You mean Levi

[gray saddle]

☕

[hard gyro]

I won't

I just won't click that.

[upbeat fossil]

no balls

[devout merlin]

I meant it but I couldn’t say it because I was muted lol

[gray saddle]

||effort=100||

[hard gyro]

It's probably smth like "Why did you click it" or "You just wasted time"

[mighty remnant]

guess the opening

(its a d4 opening)

[gray saddle]

london

[upbeat fossil]

ballsandwich opening

[hard gyro]

London?

[viscid tangle]

trompowsky

[hard gyro]

Fancy.

[mighty remnant]

london

[hard gyro]

Knew it.

[viscid tangle]

it was the only complicated chess term i knew

[mighty remnant]

although its accelerated so it might be different

[hard gyro]

Zug Zwang?

[mighty remnant]

its not london 💀
i was just showing wr

[hard gyro]

Goddamnit.

[hard gyro]

Idk then, Queens Gambit?

[mighty remnant]

btw this is on move 5

or rather
4 and a half

[rose thunder]

donald trump (def getting muted for this)

[hard gyro]

This?

[viscid tangle]

u cant say that bobby

[gray saddle]

trumpowsky?

[rose thunder]

yes.

[mighty remnant]

guys stop playing d4 wrong and win more games than white on move 2

[viscid tangle]

?

[mighty remnant]

benoni lol

[viscid tangle]

the benoni is actually

quite decent

[hard gyro]

Damn

[robust bloom]

anyone solo?

[viscid tangle]

its supposed to be bad but i always have trouble when i face it

[mighty remnant]

this one was the benko fully accepted

[mighty remnant]

that's because its not bad 💀

[viscid tangle]

well

[torpid lintel]

!Welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @viscid tangle, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[rose thunder]

i was thinking about the trompowsky but realized nobody at 1000 level is playing Nf6 after d4

[viscid tangle]

oh chess.com

[mighty remnant]

but pawn stuctures in a benko look

[viscid tangle]

uh

i kinda use the forbidden site

[tribal tartan]

Am i verified?

[rose thunder]

dark web?

[tribal tartan]

Yessirrrrr

[viscid tangle]

but ill create a chess.com account

[mighty remnant]

wdym
this is whole database 💀

[viscid tangle]

i swear

[rose thunder]

still no 1000 is gonna play Nf3 after d4

[vivid fractal]

the london system is the best system

[mighty remnant]

yea
because its illegal

[rose thunder]

very slim chances at least

[viscid tangle]

what

[rose thunder]

we only understand theory that derives from 1. e4 e5 or d4 d5

[mighty remnant]

same wr

[viscid tangle]

for 1000s its not

[rose thunder]

exactly bruh

[mighty remnant]

this is the whole database, not for just 1000s

smh

[viscid tangle]

im talking to bobbystock hes just saying noone played nf3 below 1000

[mighty remnant]

yea because its illegal

[rose thunder]

im talking about 1000s, stockfish isnt

[viscid tangle]

i used to play the tromp, had a lot of success with it

[mighty remnant]

...?????

wdym
wr is based on players not stockfish

[viscid tangle]

love the raptor variation

[mighty remnant]

stockfish says its advantage to white

wr says better chances for black

[verbal bone]

He tries to castles 💀(also I tried to put My Knight to F6 but the Sound notification Scared the crap out of me when he resigns)

[wet heron]

I have a question, I just placed first in a 30 sec hyper live tournament, yet under tournament stats it says I have not played or won any games, can anyone help with this?

[mighty remnant]

bf4

[rose thunder]

at what minimum rating level will i actually see chances of playing the trompowsky

[mighty remnant]

100

[viscid tangle]

i mean i love it when i face d5 against d4

[mighty remnant]

yknow some random 100 elo might watch a random gotham chess vid on the KID and play it

[viscid tangle]

nf6 is pretty tricky with the KID and nimzo

[mighty remnant]

or the grunfeld

or something

[rose thunder]

or the egg

[viscid tangle]

ive rarely faced the grunfeld

[mighty remnant]

that feels wrong

[upbeat fossil]

when my acc says wood league is the wood league like worldwide

[viscid tangle]

na kid is one of the best openings against d4

if ur not stockfish

[mighty remnant]

london
💀

[normal hatch]

Jobava. Actually good

[mighty remnant]

then technically benoni is one of the best openings against d4

good
it means you know how to refute it

or something

[viscid tangle]

jobava is an insanely underrated opening

[viscid tangle]

larsens rose whats ur rating

wait bonglord ur under 500?

[rose thunder]

ive never seen a d4 italian (i have no idea what that is lmao)

[viscid tangle]

thats a jobava london

[mighty remnant]

closer to 100 than master level

[clever lily]

Brilliant smotherd mate forced

[restive storm]

My anti-marshall prep has been revised
the chapters have become shorter, but I have increased the amount of chapters from 9 to 19 💀

[mighty remnant]

gud luck

also do you just run stockfish for the theory

[viscid tangle]

lmao

[restive storm]

I got a book
it's called fabiano caruana's ruy lopez or something like that
I think it's pretty good

[clever lily]

Smothered brilliant

[mighty remnant]

ooh oke

[rose thunder]

maybe ill consider donaldtrumpowsky when i get to like 12 or 1500

[mighty remnant]

i just look through stockfish depth like 22 or something

[mossy comet]

MY MOM IS GONNA GO HOME SOON FROM THE HOSPITAL!!!!

[mighty remnant]

💀

[upbeat fossil]

slav def on top

[gray saddle]

God bless.

[rose thunder]

can i practice on bots?

[clever lily]

If takes rc1 nc2

[mighty remnant]

btw bong lord can i see your chess.com profile

[rose thunder]

isnt bonglord like 2000+

[mighty remnant]

yea...
i'm unsure on whether its correct or not

[upbeat fossil]

die

[sullen mantle]

e

[mossy comet]

113 👍

[mighty remnant]

idk
i've never seen his profile

[grim edge]

Slav?

[mossy comet]

hey at least youre not me

[upbeat fossil]

yes

[mossy comet]

100 in blitz lmao

[zealous garnet]

awesome man hope all is well

[viscid tangle]

what

[grim edge]

What is meaning

[mossy comet]

thank yu

[upbeat fossil]

its a defense strat in chess

[clever lily]

Other day I was 600 guess what now /profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nekorighthere

This is the Chess.com profile of nekorighthere. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 748 (748 peak)
Blitz: 649 (658 peak)
Bullet: 364 (471 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geoa170

This is the Chess.com profile of geoa170. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1399 (1399 peak)
Blitz: 1233 (1255 peak)
Bullet: 1062 (1062 peak)

[grim edge]

Opening* not defence

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> moonsahoesandbagger

This is the Chess.com profile of moonsahoesandbagger. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 113

[upbeat fossil]

no

[mossy comet]

should i play blitz more or stick with rapid

[upbeat fossil]

im saying

[mossy comet]

blitz is like gm shit

[mighty remnant]

slav defence, but slav defence is an opening

[mossy comet]

bullet sucks

[zealous garnet]

is diamond premium worth it or nah

[clever lily]

Trust me rapid is better TRUST ME I gained nothing from bullet and blitz

[viscid tangle]

na

[mossy comet]

bullet is the worst one ever

[grim edge]

Ohhhh in black or white?

[mossy comet]

you barely get anything

[clever lily]

Yeah

[viscid tangle]

i always play bullet

[mossy comet]

blitz. they aint great but they aight

[restive storm]

my ruy lopez lichess study is so messed up

I have to fix it someday

[viscid tangle]

i stopped playing rapid after i hit 2300

[mighty remnant]

bullet players be like

[mossy comet]

i Got 8 blunders when i played martin on challenge mode

[viscid tangle]

i didnt wanna tilt all the way back down

[mighty remnant]

wha

i think i have to improve my endgames

[mossy comet]

i am martin and im playing with-

[clever lily]

Find the brilliant within 20 seconds

[viscid tangle]

i swear those blunders were misclicks im not bad

[mossy comet]

shit that sounds so wrong

[rose thunder]

i saw it earlier

i think?

[clever lily]

Lol that rook be hanging lol

[mossy comet]

Ne2

[mighty remnant]

nb3 followed by rc5?

idk

nvm ignore what i said

[grim edge]

Ohhhh i play the slav defence in white play queen gampet?

[mossy comet]

Gampet

[clever lily]

Forgot about that

[wind vector]

when you can’t spell nor type

[clever lily]

😢

[mossy comet]

gampet sounds more funny ima use that

i love the englund gampet

its like my parents are saying gambit

[clever lily]

I smothered him

[mossy comet]

I love smothering mate

[lucid sedge]

To the People who are scared of spider
Why are you scared of them

[grim edge]

Sorry i am meaning i will play the slav defence when white play queen Gampet?

[mighty remnant]

i solved it in 2 mins 💀

[mossy comet]

yet the only checkmates i got was ladder

[rose thunder]

too many legs, more legs than me

[mossy comet]

and queen

i learn fried liver attack at 200 ?

[lucid sedge]

I breed them for a living

[mossy comet]

and learn the defense shit

[mighty remnant]

yes

fried liver op

[grim edge]

??

[clever lily]

TWO????

[viscid tangle]

if ur 200

[mighty remnant]

just make sure later on know how to go against traxler and stuff

[rose thunder]

i learned the bangs head on board opening at 100

[mighty remnant]

yea...
i suck

[grim edge]

Ohhh ok

[clever lily]

I solved that in 3 ...

[viscid tangle]

dont really worry about openings , your opponents wont know them too, just focus on playing long games and your best chess, as well as puzzlrs

[clever lily]

Milliseconds...

[mighty remnant]

i didn't see the bishop until like 1 min later

[clever lily]

Bishops are snipers

[mighty remnant]

ofc you do you expert/master chess player

[lucid sedge]

You have muscle and your scard of a 2 inch spider

[clever lily]

I'm a 700 i ain't no master

[mighty remnant]

btw can you tell me the solution :3

[grim edge]

When I started to play chess at age 6 h4 was my fav opening 💀

[rose thunder]

no way 💀

[mighty remnant]

yes, our childlike tendencies to play offbeat openings

i love b3

[viscid tangle]

ur good when i started 1.bf4 was my favorite move

[clever lily]

No cus I actually took me 37376363666363billion seconds to solve it so

[mighty remnant]

anyways puzzle 2900 when

[viscid tangle]

im actually

im actually 2800

in puzzles

but that translates to like 2600 rapid so

[mighty remnant]

woah good job

wdym lol

thats like 1300 rapid i think

[viscid tangle]

technically

[rose thunder]

if that was true i would be 2100

[mighty remnant]

if that was true, i wouldn't be here asking for help

[rose thunder]

if that was true i would be playing titled tuesday

[mighty remnant]

if that was true there would be someone with 65000 elo

[hard gyro]

I am back peeps.

[mighty remnant]

hi

[hard gyro]

Hey

[clever lily]

But fr it's bishop takes that pawn queen takes the pawn then queen takes night

[rose thunder]

if i cant have attractive anime girls on my fide pfp im not participating in fide tourneys

[dawn inlet]

I just got an 11 move puzzle

[hard gyro]

Queen takes the night.

[clever lily]

And fr it took me about 6 seconds to realize there was a night blocking my other plan lol

[mighty remnant]

yea

[clever lily]

That's what I said?

[hard gyro]

Staircase puzzle be like.

[mighty remnant]

4000 rated puzzles be like:

[hard gyro]

Knight, not night.

[clever lily]

Oh what the heck

💀

[dawn inlet]

Not that far off

[clever lily]

"Night"

[hard gyro]

Lmao I wrote it wrong on purpose so that you check your own message but it didn't work it seems lmao.

[wind vector]

mhm

[mighty remnant]

ok guys i'll leave a 4000 rated puzzle here, no engine uses until someone actually gets the solution
i myself will participate
you must give me every single reasonable line 💀
go

[hard gyro]

Wrong ping.

[clever lily]

Huh

[strange island]

My chess skills are steadily declining.

[hard gyro]

The "Queen takes night" message. I wrote it so that you check your own message.

[hard gyro]

Was it a "King's Walk of Shame" puzzle?

[clever lily]

Found it

[hard gyro]

99.3 Again?

[hallow gate]

gxf5+

[dawn inlet]

Yes, 2 rooks a bishop and a couple pawns. 11 consecutive check which eventually leads to ladder mate lol

[rose thunder]

i cant think past something like rg2

[hard gyro]

Knew it lmao.

[dawn inlet]

3100 rated, though every check was forced because white was threatening mate in 1

[hard gyro]

Still counts as a W in my books.

[rose thunder]

gxf5 has to be it

[strange island]

Down from 99.8

[mighty remnant]

ye but after that?

[hard gyro]

Oof.

99 acc tho

[hallow gate]

black goes kf7 right

[hard gyro]

Who are you even playing?

[clever lily]

Pawn takes pawn king is in check if he goes to h8 then bd4 if kf7 then queen takes pawn if ke6 then queen dang I'm bored nvm I can't type this all out

[mighty remnant]

its a 6 move puzzle

[strange island]

Players who aren’t prepared for my elite prep (I keep playing the same giucco piano game where I pin and wreck the kingside)

[clever lily]

Basically just hunt the king k?

[mighty remnant]

do you guys want solution :3

[hard gyro]

Oof, nice.

[clever lily]

Nah

[buoyant slate]

how to get trusted

[mighty remnant]

or think more

[stable jungle]

@buoyant slate connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[clever lily]

Just gibe the link to the puzzle and I'll solve it