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[barren musk]

true

[wispy spindle]

only chess server

[fallen storm]

also true

[flat jackal]

?

[warped galleon]

OMG

I DID IT

50 SEC

[flat jackal]

???

[warped galleon]

rubic's cube

[flat jackal]

Ooooo

My Record is 70 sec

[wispy spindle]

rubik’s* 🤓

[warped galleon]

I just realised your a girl

[warped galleon]

mine is 30

[wispy spindle]

yro’ue* 🤓

[flat jackal]

No shit sherlock

[warped galleon]

man

[flat jackal]

You're

[wispy spindle]

y’our* 🤓

[flat jackal]

Go to English class

[warped galleon]

u r

[wispy spindle]

two* 🤓

[warped galleon]

three*

[flat jackal]

Pls shut up

[warped galleon]

AYO

[wispy spindle]

fore*

[warped galleon]

@wispy spindle

CTA

[fossil epoch]

play
foive

[warped galleon]

Which one

Car!

[wispy spindle]

ok

[warped galleon]

ay Our deal still active?

[wispy spindle]

:flex:

[latent pebble]

Rated

[wispy spindle]

yes

[warped galleon]

Huh?

Ion have one

Baby orang utan better

So our deal still active?

[elfin charm]

so you believe me now? we just drew, you are 2000, and you drew with a fellow 2000

[elfin charm]

lol

[warped galleon]

yeah

I just did 48

[elfin charm]

so you believe me now? we just drew, you are 2000, and you drew with a fellow 2000
???

gone quiet now we drew

after saying I was "unity confirmed"

[warped galleon]

I don't need to giveaway 5 slots i would just like mine

wdym by that

[dim maple]

why am i muted

[warped galleon]

ah kk

[elfin charm]

and you believe i am 2000?

[dim maple]

i need someones heelp

how do i get unmuted

[rose thunder]

with what

[elfin charm]

wdym?

[dim maple]

to get unmuted

[elfin charm]

check some people's puzzles

[elfin charm]

lol

[rose thunder]

in what

[dim maple]

calls

vcs

[rose thunder]

ur on pc?

[dim maple]

yea

[rose thunder]

find a microphone option somewhere

[dim maple]

it says

suppressed

at the bottom

[rose thunder]

ok, so make it not say that

[dim maple]

when i join im automatically muted and i cant change it

[tight vigil]

why are British people bad at chess?

[dim maple]

pixelated

can you help me

[grim edge]

a

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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[dim maple]

why does it say im muted and i cant change it

[elfin charm]

you believe i am 2000?

[flat jetty]

Any grandmasters on

[old thistle]

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[elfin charm]

no.

[fallen storm]

yes.

[elfin charm]

no.

[last verge]

hi pixel

[elfin charm]

i am nobody's alt

[dim maple]

wait can one of you help me on this chess problem tho

[last verge]

i tried

i need to beat a 1500ish player in rated

to get my +1

[elfin charm]

wow

[elfin charm]

are you __99???

[last verge]

too much elo for me

[last verge]

2022

[fallen storm]

he's 2022

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Rapid: 2218 (2230 peak)
Blitz: 2300 (2300 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (2302 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

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Rapid: 2300 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2503 (2503 peak)
Bullet: 2606 (2619 peak)

[elfin charm]

i had that before where i was 1699 for the first time, and i just played ultra safe and eventually got a draw against someone who was like 1725, then gained +1

[fallen storm]

wait I want 2023 too now

[elfin charm]

best game of my life

[dim maple]

pixelated check dms

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Quit Kitten (master8413)

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Rapid: 2026 (2026 peak)
Blitz: 1632 (1632 peak)
Bullet: 1767 (1792 peak)

[dim maple]

can you help me with that

[fallen storm]

i'm 3 years ahead

[elfin charm]

Its pretty cool, but not good when I have to go down to get it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tanktimeboomtime

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Rapid: 1032 (1046 peak)
Blitz: 1207 (1232 peak)

[last verge]

give me 1

[elfin charm]

lol

[rancid iron]

guys i need help important chess question plez

[fallen storm]

I guess I'll just wait 3 years

[last verge]

what chess question

[elfin charm]

what is i^5 go

[dim maple]

chess fish

go dms can you help me with this

[floral inlet]

can i partner with this server?

[fallen storm]

^ is raising to the power?

[elfin charm]

yes

[last verge]

what else would it be

[fallen storm]

that should be i then

[frigid compass]

wsp coach

[fallen storm]

bitwise xor

[elfin charm]

yes, correct

i had to work it out myself

[old thistle]

Black to play and win (don't spoil Duck)

[last verge]

pythom ☹️

[tepid panther]

Ik I'm mid asf rn

[elfin charm]

should just learn it

[fallen storm]

C++ tho

[last verge]

quite juicy

[old thistle]

Ikr

[fallen storm]

I mean I worked it out too you know, ^2 is - another ^2 is another - that's a plus and another one just makes it i

[elfin charm]

yeah

[fallen storm]

I don't see anything (important) to learn here

[pine bison]

I LOVE CHESS

[fallen storm]

let''s go

[pine bison]

[upbeat viper]

I love cheese

[elfin charm]

what is your elo at now?

[fallen storm]

moon

[elfin charm]

cheese.

[warped galleon]

same

[pine bison]

1170

[grim edge]

Ok chat I'm sitting under a tree i found it, when is the part where a apple falls under my head

[elfin charm]

nice...

[gilded raft]

Hikaru is a BULLET beast

[fallen storm]

1000 < x < 1200

[pine bison]

ive been there

[grim edge]

@pine bison LEz go pain back

[old thistle]

Don't leave ma hanging

[fossil epoch]

Damn we are at the same elo almost

[pine bison]

epic

[grim edge]

[pine bison]

[tepid panther]

@grim edge I'm mid asf

I think I'm actually higher rated in quick tho. Lime 1610 live rating

[fallen storm]

what you laughin at

[rose thunder]

my best guess was Qd5 idfk

[elfin charm]

probably bishop sac

[bright glade]

i beat skippy once more

[last verge]

Bxf2 methinks

[pine bison]

wait why did you join the osu!perfect discord lmao

[old thistle]

What??

[elfin charm]

bxf2

[grim edge]

[old thistle]

You mean Qd4?

[rose thunder]

Qd5

[elfin charm]

obviously Bxf2

[gilded raft]

bf2 ?

[wispy spindle]

:weebKEK:

[last verge]

oh wait bishpo hangs

[grim edge]

Little do you know i play OSU

[old thistle]

No

[old thistle]

[pine bison]

suuuure

[rose thunder]

cuz it looks like a queen trap to me that’s why I said Qd5

ig Qd4 works too

[grim edge]

Rip

[warped galleon]

I am here

[old thistle]

Nope, blunder

[fallen storm]

that draw counts as a win for sure, so 6 Ws in a row 😎

[old thistle]

They should use this puzzle to see if you got potential in chess or not

[grim edge]

@pine bison emotes do be fire tho

[bright glade]

nah thats a draw

[fallen storm]

it's a win tho

[bright glade]

you drew, so you went undefeated

[grim edge]

Zax check dms or i beat you

[fallen storm]

see, this was so close to a win

oh wait, I was black

[grim edge]

Supreme chess failure is apparently not a failure

[grim edge]

Alright

[fallen storm]

69

[fallen storm]

Zax don't check dms or I beat you

[pine bison]

57

[warped galleon]

aight man

[grim edge]

Quitten shut up

[pine bison]

real

trust

[warped galleon]

are you a man tho

[teal dragon]

its bast!

[pine bison]

why?

[wispy spindle]

bastardoura 😡

[fallen storm]

would you assume my gender

[teal dragon]

i cant read this strait

[tepid panther]

Bruh

[pine bison]

tf is this unhinged meme

[last verge]

i guess Qa4 pp on the pp? but seems wrong

[solid condor]

wireless device

[warped galleon]

I want to know so i can adjust my behavior to you

[pine bison]

blue teeth

[old thistle]

Qa4 is correct

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/bluetooth-sync-wireless-connection-gif-16529831

[gilded raft]

ey

[solid condor]

buy wireless device
look inside

[old thistle]

Bxf2+ isn't even a bad try

[last verge]

hmm piece + rook + 3 pawns for a queen seems good for white though

[old thistle]

Not even +1

[solid condor]

wires

[tepid panther]

Congrats on bullying a lower rated player

[old thistle]

However Qd4 is just completely lost with +5

[pine bison]

time to watch demon slayer

bye chet

[tepid panther]

W

[old thistle]

Wait tell me the line

[last verge]

ü5

[old thistle]

Bye and enjoy

[old thistle]

[daring oyster]

wait another season? or u rewatching it

[pine bison]

i didnt watch S3 yet

[fallen storm]

yeah, I was definetly in a winning position that game, my opponent for sure didn't have 2 queens and a mate in 1 on the board and ran out of time

[warped galleon]

@pine bison so are you a man

[gilded raft]

it's really nice

[pine bison]

ask your mom

[old thistle]

Bullet cc leaderboard kinda exciting

[gilded raft]

you got spoiled ?

[warped galleon]

She said you are a woman

[pine bison]

nooooope

[last verge]

i thought about Qa4 Nxc8 Qxa8 Nxb6

[fallen storm]

don't do that to Eyepatch

[last verge]

hmm wait the knight is trapped isnt it

[old thistle]

One sec

[gilded raft]

QUIT BEFORE IT HAPPENS

[solid condor]

nah, he told me he is the duck in there

[last verge]

but i don't know if just allowing Qxa7 is bad either

[abstract hawk]

Guys can anyone help im tryin to log into my chess.com account but it says unable to login again at this time

[fallen storm]

that's the point, why are you making him suffer thru this

[last verge]

wait Qxa7 isn't really a threat is it

[old thistle]

Qa6 Nc4 Qd4 and ouch

[fallen storm]

what u guys talking about @last verge

[solid condor]

he isn't suffering, infact he is enjoying the fact that he just rick rolled all the people that saw that video

[last verge]

Nc4 hangs a knight doesnt it

[wispy spindle]

😭

[old thistle]

A game of mine with a crazy position

[old thistle]

No, but Qd4 is a fork

[last verge]

i thought Qa6 traps the knight

[abstract hawk]

pls

[old thistle]

c4 is a safe square

[last verge]

super painful game

[fallen storm]

oh god, i didn't even notice it was a rick roll, it sounded familiar but I didn't recognise, and listened to it 60 times already

[last verge]

?? cant the queen attack c4 from a6

[flat jetty]

No cuz of g3

[old thistle]

Qa7 my bad

[solid condor]

at first even i didn't realise it, but the more i listened, the more i realised

[old thistle]

Both Qa7 and Qa6 win the knight

[warped galleon]

same

[last verge]

intriguing

[bright glade]

aeiou

[fallen storm]

is this game on your profile, i wanna find it

[bright glade]

no you dont

[warped galleon]

Isn't there Nc4?

[fallen storm]

i do

[old thistle]

Even Qd8 which is just geometric move

[bright glade]

fine
https://www.chess.com/../game/live/83445482053

[old thistle]

I can link it

[last verge]

i hate chess

[bright glade]

do NOT judge

[old thistle]

Moiz is faster as always

[proud glen]

hey

[warped galleon]

yall coming

@old thistle is this legal

[bright glade]

@old thistle i shouldve delayed the checkmate smh

[frigid hatch]

Last time I play against bot, can I see analyze now?

[old thistle]

Ah yes

[fallen storm]

oh you took on b5

[wispy spindle]

sounds like someone only watched the first half 🙄

[last verge]

i studied this line its playable

[old thistle]

@wispy spindle Keep it chess related

[warped galleon]

nuh uh

[old thistle]

A true classic

[wispy spindle]

yuh huh

[frigid hatch]

Last time I play against bot, can I see analyze now?

[old thistle]

I didn't but Moiz said it is equal so I played it

[grim edge]

Sup scipio

[old thistle]

Hey

[grim edge]

How is studying

[wispy spindle]

thoughts?

[fossil epoch]

Ah, my favourite opening

[old thistle]

Only if you save the game against the bot in your game archive

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[warped galleon]

WSG MY MAN

[frigid hatch]

I don t save

[old thistle]

I have so many question

[frigid hatch]

Sad so I can t

[old thistle]

Then it's gone probably

[proud glen]

how can youy upload image

[warped galleon]

8

[old thistle]

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[old thistle]

Yo

[grim edge]

Looks cool might actually play it

[fossil epoch]

This actually looks kinda fire

[solid condor]

oooooo i'm gonna keep this

[fossil epoch]

What's the games name?

[grim edge]

Oh ma gawd

[teal dragon]

heres me destroying the hard floors

[cloud garnet]

Chess

[latent pebble]

What

[last verge]

it is just requires some accuracy

[teal dragon]

shotgun king

[grim edge]

WHATS THE NAME

[old thistle]

Exactly my problem

[warped galleon]

my name is ''name'' backwards

[fossil epoch]

thanks mate

[solid condor]

can anyone upload the minions movie again like they did last time

[grim edge]

Will play it after i finish it

[grim edge]

Eman

[latent pebble]

Eman

[old thistle]

Not here

[warped galleon]

YES

[grim edge]

Imane?

[latent pebble]

Change your name to iman smh

[warped galleon]

eman

[wispy spindle]

now you have more

[latent pebble]

Pakistan spelling

[solid condor]

welp some people did it some days ago lol

[latent pebble]

What

[solid condor]

when i saw the 80 minute timer i cracked up

[warped galleon]

Wdym

[grim edge]

I am joking am joking

[old thistle]

I don't even remotely understand the position

[warped galleon]

No wdym

[old thistle]

Chill dude

[grim edge]

Whats this app

[wispy spindle]

black is better now

[warped galleon]

explain

[grim edge]

I am sorry

[old thistle]

I would play this as white

[teal dragon]

just shoot the pieces

[grim edge]

Just like life

[wispy spindle]

ok ok let’s try it

[grim edge]

All of your problems go away with a gun

[wispy spindle]

Nxd7 what now

[old thistle]

King takes looks dangerous for white though yes

[teal dragon]

fax

[frigid hatch]

Somebody want 1v1 I m 1k elo

[warped galleon]

!welcome

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[wispy spindle]

what to do

[old thistle]

Why Nxd7? Kxd7 looked better

[wispy spindle]

Nxd7 is better by far

[old thistle]

If you play this opening at least go crazy and take with king

[wispy spindle]

now what to do

[wispy spindle]

Nxd7 is way better

[old thistle]

Qc2 I guess

No wait

I don't want to blunder my pawn

[warped galleon]

do it

[old thistle]

Ne2 is kinda ugly

[last verge]

i keep getting 32 on 3 min puzzle rush

cant get good

[wispy spindle]

so what’s the move

[old thistle]

I am still stuck at 29

[grim edge]

...

[old thistle]

Actually it is hard for white to play a good developing move

Will black castle short?

[wispy spindle]

perchance

[elfin charm]

get this guy singing the national anthem at british grand prix next year, he will do better than the clowns we seem to employ currently

[warped galleon]

Hell no

[solid condor]

hell yeah

[wispy spindle]

taking quite a while to find a move for a position you said you would take white in 🤔

[old thistle]

Turns out it is less easy than it looked at first

[wispy spindle]

🤔 as i said before black is already better

[elfin charm]

is this some opening theory?

[wispy spindle]

-0.5

after gambiting 2 pawns and taking back with knight

[warped galleon]

guys join

[sacred steeple]

is this real?!

[flint sorrel]

reti opening kravice variation

[wispy spindle]

“starts in 1 hour” no

[solid condor]

yes

[elfin charm]

starts in 1 hour

[flint sorrel]

smoking that🇷🇸 pack

[warped galleon]

you can join 1h early

[mossy comet]

im totally 210 0

[wispy spindle]

I hate 🇷🇸 serbia

[elfin charm]

not waiting 1 hour

[flint sorrel]

W

[wispy spindle]

I am croatian

[warped galleon]

Why

[sacred steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-smoking-gif-24232377

[flint sorrel]

🥱🥱🥱🥱

[warped galleon]

W

[solid condor]

L

[warped galleon]

W

[flint sorrel]

ja sam iz bosne

[elfin charm]

alcaraz dominated djokovic

[elfin charm]

bond villain!

[wispy spindle]

🥱

[elfin charm]

alcaraz had djokovic rage quitting

[wispy spindle]

cope

[elfin charm]

throwing his racquet like a child

[flint sorrel]

serbia has some good chess players

[warped galleon]

on the top of the bottom

[flint sorrel]

ngl

[warped galleon]

again

[elfin charm]

just played 95% accuracy in a 45 move game

opponent played 94

and i won on time

[warped galleon]

lemme see the game

[sacred steeple]

finland is birch trees change my mind

[last verge]

chess is too difficult

[dim ridge]

lets go we got the same background

[warped galleon]

lesgo

[raven adder]

can someone help me with the best move (i dont play chess but i need this for something)

[plain ginkgo]

Probably Bf4

[warped galleon]

okay

[raven adder]

let me send you image in dms

[warped galleon]

kk

[elfin charm]

how do i send notations

[old thistle]

Nxg3

[plain ginkgo]

Yeah pawn g3 better move instead of Bg3

[warped galleon]

just gimme your name it will be easier

[plain ginkgo]

Against Qh4+

[warped galleon]

link

you copy the pgn @elfin charm

[elfin charm]

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. Nf3 e6 4. e3 c5 5. c3 Nc6 6. Bd3 Bd6 7. Bg3 O-O 8. Nbd2
   Qe7 9. Ne5 Bxe5 10. dxe5 Nd7 11. Nf3 f6 12. exf6 Nxf6 13. Ne5 Nxe5 14. Bxe5 Nd7
2. Bg3 e5 $6 16. a4 $2 Nf6 17. Bc2 Bd7 18. Bb3 Bc6 19. O-O c4 20. Bc2 Rae8 21.
   b3 $6 cxb3 22. Bxb3 Kh8 23. Re1 $6 Ne4 24. Rc1 Nxg3 25. hxg3 Rd8 26. Qh5 Qf6 $6 27.
   Re2 a5 28. Rd1 Rd6 29. Qh4 Rfd8 30. Red2 Qxh4 31. gxh4 g6 32. Kf1 Kg7 33. g3 Kf6
3. Ke2 Ke7 35. f3 Kf6 $2 36. g4 $6 h6 37. Rg1 $6 g5 38. hxg5+ hxg5 39. Rh1 Kg7 40.
   Rh5 Kf6 41. Rh6+ Kg7 42. Rxd6 $6 Rxd6 43. e4 {<br /><br />Game may have
   continued...} (43. e4 d4 44. cxd4 Rxd4 45. Rxd4 exd4 46. Kd3 b5 47. axb5 Bxb5+
4. Kxd4 {+0.03}) 1-0

there, @warped galleon

95% accuracy for me

94% for my russian opponent

[warm wigeon]

I had a game with 2 brilliants(im 1250)

[rose thunder]

any tips for improvement for a 1000?

[warped galleon]

you are good want to play

Id like a challenge

[warm wigeon]

[Event "rykco vs. GMTimur1605"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023-07-12"]
[White "rykco"]
[Black "GMTimur1605"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1144"]
[BlackElo "1194"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "GMTimur1605 gewinnt durch Schachmatt"]

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nd4 6. d6 Qxd6 7. Nxf7 Qc6 8.
   Nxh8 Qxg2 9. Rf1 Qe4+ 10. Qe2 Nxe2 11. Bxe2 Qxc2 12. Nc3 Bb4 13. a3 Bxc3 14.
   bxc3 Ne4 15. Rg1 Nxc3 16. dxc3 Qxc3+ 17. Bd2 Qxa1+ 18. Bd1 Bg4 19. Rxg4 O-O-O
2. Nf7 Rxd2 21. Kxd2 Qa2+ 22. Ke1 Qxf7 23. Re4 Qd5 24. Bg4+ Kd8 25. Re2 Qh1+
3. Kd2 Qd5+ 27. Ke1 Qb3 28. Rd2+ Ke7 29. Rd7+ Kf6 30. Rxc7 Qb1+ 31. Kd2 e4 32.
   Rc4 Qd3+ 33. Kc1 Qxc4+ 34. Kd2 e3+ 35. Kxe3 Qxg4 36. f3 Qg1+ 37. Ke2 Qxh2+ 38.
   Ke3 Qe5+ 39. Kf2 Qb2+ 40. Ke3 Qxa3+ 41. Kf4 Qxf3+ 42. Kxf3 Ke5 43. Ke3 h5 44.
   Kf3 a5 45. Kg3 a4 46. Kh4 a3 47. Kxh5 a2 48. Kg6 a1=Q 49. Kxg7 Kf5+ 50. Kf7 Qf6+
4. Ke8 Qg7 52. Kd8 Ke6 53. Kc8 Kd6 54. Kb8 Kc6 55. Ka7 b6+ 56. Ka6 Qa1# 0-1

[dark stag]

I AM A SURGEON

[warm wigeon]

Xd2 and xc3 is a brilliant

[dark stag]

MESSI

[south zenith]

Hey guys! I am offering some free coaching to People that are serious about improving. Am 2000 rapid myself so i believe i could help some People out. Just doing it for the experience of teaching someone!

[solid condor]

i got this video i wanna send but it's extremely loud

[rose thunder]

dibs

[south zenith]

Dm me and well talk!

[warped galleon]

Whats the FEN i want to review it

jus copy it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> icedefense

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1428 (1451 peak)
Blitz: 611 (949 peak)
Bullet: 627 (900 peak)

[teal dragon]

London player

[flint sorrel]

london is good

i have a question

[teal dragon]

Question ahead

[flint sorrel]

wth do i do after they start chasing my knight in kings indian

how do i punish that

[teal dragon]

Eat their balls

[flint sorrel]

already did

new method???

[surreal current]

i’m 2 games from 1700 and i’m at peak 😭

[flint sorrel]

I have eaten sheep testicles so i know how it tastes like

[novel moat]

[flint sorrel]

🥱🥱🥱

we bosnians eat every organ of the sheep

[latent pebble]

What

[flint sorrel]

nothing to waste

eyes feel like a marshmellow xd

[teal dragon]

Like this?

[restive storm]

imagine pterodacyls

[teal dragon]

Or later in development

[upbeat viper]

People please react

I needa test something

(above)

Under dor

[teal dragon]

Oh

[restive storm]

wait what

[flint sorrel]

yea

[upbeat viper]

Just to see where the first guy who put the emote appears in the list

[teal dragon]

You cant

[flat jackal]

Hi

[novel moat]

Bast are you punishing that one reaction guy

[restive storm]

these two matches gonna be epic

[novel moat]

Pretty sure its the prime santa guy @upbeat viper

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geoa170

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 941 (941 peak)
Blitz: 405
Bullet: 1034 (1034 peak)

[teal dragon]

You could play e6 to prevent the pawn push

[grim edge]

Helloooo

[teal dragon]

@flint sorrel

[upbeat viper]

I can't know tbh

[restive storm]

usually if they play e4 I just play d6

[grim edge]

Am new here

[restive storm]

because then e5 isn't as powerful

[flat jackal]

Hi New here

[teal dragon]

Yeah

[flint sorrel]

i dont have time to play it

[grim edge]

😭thank you for the warm welcome broski

[flint sorrel]

they do it before i even develop the bishoo

[teal dragon]

Mb

[novel moat]

Are we talking about the same thing? If we are I checked the reaction when it first got put there and I kinda remember it being him

[teal dragon]

Then delay developing the bishop

[warped galleon]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

Thank you

[warped galleon]

No problem

[flint sorrel]

dam

[inland shore]

bro everytime i'm about to hit 1k a low elo mf suddenly becomes op and beats me

[teal dragon]

Carzy

[flint sorrel]

this name is fresh

[grim edge]

Tbh I joined this server mainly cause I need to photograph a game for my capstone project

[restive storm]

yeah because people usually just overextend and they get hit with d6 and c5

[lament bough]

White resigned this… lol

[restive storm]

and they don't know what to do

[grim edge]

🫡😭I can’t play chess for shit

[thorn lily]

why can I not access #💬〡improvement-talk

[mossy comet]

i hate the the 3d baord

[teal dragon]

Not the 3d pieces

[flint sorrel]

yes. what should i do

[mossy comet]

use /connect

[thorn lily]

which channel

[mossy comet]

ANY.

[flint sorrel]

but it can transpose into it

[restive storm]

if they start with 1. e4 the one that is similar to king's indian is pirc I think

[flint sorrel]

myb do d6 first??

[thorn lily]

lol

[flint sorrel]

and then begin with the setup

[restive storm]

yeah but white doesn't have to play c4 and transpose into a king's indian defense

[mossy comet]

whats so funny

[thorn lily]

the caps

[flint sorrel]

but i can still play it

doesnt matter what he does

[mossy comet]

haha! caps so funny

caps!

[thorn lily]

what's your deal

[teal dragon]

Mostly if they are an e4 player, c4 aint really part of their opening sequence

[mossy comet]

just go ahead and use /connect

thats how you access

[restive storm]

true that's why pirc is differnet than a king's indian defense

[upbeat fossil]

if i win every game how many games will it take to get to lev 3000

[teal dragon]

Ya

[upbeat fossil]

im at 1034

[wispy spindle]

level 3000

[flint sorrel]

i tried budgie bird poop

[lament bough]

Are you stockfish?

[teal dragon]

About... 250 games

[mossy comet]

im at 2100 REAL!!

[flint sorrel]

tastes like expired grapes

[upbeat fossil]

bet

[teal dragon]

Clever

[upbeat fossil]

im doing ts in a week

swear

[lament bough]

If you have to ask what it would take to reach 3000… you’ll never be anywhere near 3000 lol

[mossy comet]

my ratings be like

[teal dragon]

Win every game sounds like stockfish

[upbeat fossil]

we'll see.

[mossy comet]

puzzles > daily > rapid > bullet > blitz

[lament bough]

You’d be the world champion 😂😂

[keen parrot]

tom mate whats your pfp

[upbeat fossil]

bet

[keen parrot]

bro thinks hes bonglord

[fathom marsh]

150 pings from this server holllyy

[keen parrot]

151

[fathom marsh]

Rounded it mb

[keen parrot]

@mossy comet look at this impostor

[fathom marsh]

Omfg this serve has pronouns too🙄 im out

[raw frigate]

Same

[flint sorrel]

if he doesnt respond mirror to bongclound hes a 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[raw frigate]

Bro did not read the message before 😭

[flint sorrel]

W

[mossy comet]

DUDE

I SAID MY RATINGS LIKE MY ELO

[flint sorrel]

ppl like @olive ledge are so cringe

lol

[austere bluff]

Wh9 wanna match?

[flint sorrel]

wrong pin

[austere bluff]

I LEARN THE OHIO OPPENING

[mossy comet]

alber

[flint sorrel]

@grim edge

[mossy comet]

HAHAHAHHAAV SO FUNNY HAHAU SHE SHDDVR WHHAHAHAHAHAASHAHA

[flint sorrel]

.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geoa170

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 941 (941 peak)
Blitz: 405
Bullet: 1034 (1034 peak)

[flint sorrel]

/profile

[mossy comet]

the ohio opening = Exh6 (illegal move and also illegal opening because its not funny)

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Elias (eliasslcc)

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Name: Elias (eliasslcc)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 903 (943 peak)
Blitz: 602 (697 peak)
Bullet: 843 (1116 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mynamegarf

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 210 (222 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 103 (219 peak)

[mossy comet]

am grandma ster

[grim edge]

guys why cant i stream on voice chat

[upbeat fossil]

no perms

[next raft]

no you're grand(fat)her

[mossy comet]

geand her

[warped galleon]

and rotate

[mossy comet]

an dew taste

[upbeat fossil]

real

[slender gazelle]

[warped galleon]

on z-78

[slender gazelle]

[warped galleon]

🥖 baguette

[slender gazelle]

🍞 bread

[warped galleon]

[wispy spindle]

excellente

[tepid panther]

Whoops accidental

[warped galleon]

whooops

[tepid panther]

Was trying to send this fire song

Its math rock

[warped galleon]

math??

[tepid panther]

Jazzy rock

[warped galleon]

ok swu

[tepid panther]

SUPER technical stuff

[warped galleon]

oh

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[tepid panther]

I'm learning how to make math rock rn

[warped galleon]

ima be the first in the line to hear

Oh no you are here

sadge

why dont you play

[elfin charm]

rather not share

[warped galleon]

aight understandable

[warped galleon]

Want to play tho

[elfin charm]

meh

[warped galleon]

thats sad

[thorn lily]

where can we find people to play with

[warped galleon]

exactly

[warped galleon]

here

[elfin charm]

sorry, already played 2 strong opponents today, brain is tired

[warped galleon]

whats ur elo

[elfin charm]

2060 rapid

[warped galleon]

im 1300

[warped galleon]

im not stronk

[elfin charm]

how long have you been playing

[teal dragon]

How to win chess:

[fossil epoch]

Damn bro no scoped him

[thorn lily]

are you sure

[elfin charm]

stop spamming this

[teal dragon]

Shush

[elfin charm]

its not funny

[warped galleon]

like conisistenlty 1y

[teal dragon]

Nuh uh

[elfin charm]

you sent it earlier

[warped galleon]

yea

[fossil epoch]

It was a different vid wasn't it

[elfin charm]

1300 after 1 year is not too bad

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match

[elfin charm]

you still have a chance to become a strong player

[thorn lily]

wanna play

[warped galleon]

I am 1500 but got my acc stolen

[elfin charm]

wdym

[teal dragon]

Skull

[elfin charm]

you just said you are 1300

[warped galleon]

my friend stole it

[elfin charm]

how

[warped galleon]

yeah on the current acc

[warped galleon]

IOn know

[elfin charm]

report your friend

[warped galleon]

Online friend

[warped galleon]

i did

[elfin charm]

still report

[teal dragon]

But if you were 1500 why arent you 1500 on your new one then

[elfin charm]

to who?

[warped galleon]

not a friend anymore

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geoa170

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1008 (1008 peak)
Blitz: 405
Bullet: 1034 (1034 peak)

[thorn lily]

anyone wanna play chess

[warped galleon]

discord

but screw it

[upbeat fossil]

bullet chess is so fun

[elfin charm]

should report to police

[upbeat fossil]

bullet?

[warped galleon]

i think he then got it banned

[thorn lily]

I dont mind up to you

[warped galleon]

lemme check

[upbeat fossil]

ight whats ur profile name

[warped galleon]

yea he did

[thorn lily]

JeSuisLeImposter

[teal dragon]

Why arent you 1500 on your new acc tho

[warped galleon]

I set the beginner option

[elfin charm]

if you break your legs...

...its hard to cook orangutan

[warped galleon]

i love baby orang utan

opening

[teal dragon]

So? If you are 1500 you should be demolishing the other 1300s

[elfin charm]

bang on

[warped galleon]

NO THEY GOT BETTER THAN THE 1500 PEOPLE IM LEGIT SCARED

[warped galleon]

I was gaining more wins as a 1500

now im struggling to get to 1400

[elfin charm]

😐

[warped galleon]

legit

[fossil epoch]

petition to remove this emoji from every single application

[elfin charm]

denied

[fossil epoch]

Words cannot express how much I hate it

[upbeat fossil]

ooh nice job

[thorn lily]

lmao thx

[worn ice]

shmooolik (1997) vs. arichelieu (2103)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nxd5 4. d4 e6 5. Nf3 Be7 6. Bd3 a6 7. a3 Nxc3 8. bxc3 Nd7 9. O-O h6 10. Re1 O-O 11. Ne5 Nf6 12. Re3 b5 13. Rg3 Kh8 14. Qf3 Bd7 15. Rxg7 Kxg7 16. Qg3+ Kh8 17. Bxh6 Nh5 18. Ng6+ fxg6 19. Qxg6 Rf7 20. Qxf7 Qg8 21. Qxh5 Be8 22. [Qe5+] 

[warped galleon]

Lil uzi @grim edge

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 100_elo_1

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1149 (1159 peak)
Blitz: 685 (774 peak)
Bullet: 931 (956 peak)

[maiden pendant]

New Find The Plan is out! https://discord.gg/chesscom?event=1130964257316544523

[warped galleon]

I JUST SAW THAT

[worn ice]

shmooolik (1997) vs. arichelieu (2103)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nxd5 4. d4 e6 5. Nf3 Be7 6. Bd3 a6 7. a3 Nxc3 8. bxc3 Nd7 9. O-O h6 10. Re1 O-O 11. Ne5 Nf6 12. Re3 b5 13. Rg3 Kh8 14. Qf3 Bd7 15. Rxg7 Kxg7 16. Qg3+ Kh8 17. Bxh6 Nh5 18. Ng6+ fxg6 19. Qxg6 Rf7 20. Qxf7 Qg8 21. Qxh5 Be8 22. Qe5+ 

[teal dragon]

Omg an admin

[fossil epoch]

your 1300 ass that was 1500 and can't get back to that rating shouldn't be talking(coming by a 1170)

[upbeat fossil]

this is sm fun

[thorn lily]

lol

[warped galleon]

No actually

[fading spruce]

@digital phoenix

[teal dragon]

@fading spruce why do u get jalapeño role

[fading spruce]

I am a YouTuber

[teal dragon]

O

[warped galleon]

hello jalapenos

[fading spruce]

What’s good gamer?

[boreal cosmos]

[warped galleon]

nm

[upbeat fossil]

ayyy lesgoo

[warped galleon]

Hi

[thorn lily]

@upbeat fossil nah im good thx

[teal dragon]

What ur chanel

[upbeat fossil]

ight bet

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (1916 peak)
Bullet: 1900 (1900 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geoa170

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1008 (1008 peak)
Blitz: 405
Bullet: 926 (1034 peak)

[fading spruce]

Anyone want to vc?

Fun

[worn ice]

shmooolik (1997) vs. arichelieu (2103)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nxd5 4. d4 e6 5. Nf3 Be7 6. Bd3 a6 7. a3 Nxc3 8. bxc3 Nd7 9. O-O h6 10. Re1 O-O 11. Ne5 Nf6 12. Re3 b5 13. Rg3 Kh8 14. Qf3 Bd7 15. Rxg7 Kxg7 16. Qg3+ Kh8 17. Bxh6 Nh5 18. Ng6+ fxg6 19. Qxg6 Rf7 20. Qxf7 Qg8 21. Qxh5 Be8 22. Qe5+ 

[desert lagoon]

Hewwo guys!!? :3

[grim edge]

hai

:3c

[warped galleon]

haii

[desert lagoon]

*sis

[mental leaf]

blitz anyone?

[desert lagoon]

I can be your mommy

[novel moat]

No what is this chat

This is brain damaging

[desert lagoon]

Get to 2000 blitz first

[fading spruce]

This is standard general chat

[gentle depot]

I don't understand why announcements ping is the default option. how tf do you remove it

[restive storm]

WHAT THE HELL

[boreal cosmos]

can you behave normally?

[fading spruce]

I hate chat ong

[gentle depot]

who are you

[teal dragon]

WHERE CAN I APPLY

[desert lagoon]

Worst rizz I ever seen chess wise 🤭

[slender gazelle]

[boreal cosmos]

everytime i think okay lets chat i see stuff like this here and i kinda don't want to talk in here after

[fading spruce]

Relatable commenter

[boreal cosmos]

would you say stuff like that to strangers on the street?

[fading spruce]

These people don’t go outside

They don’t have to worry about hypothetical impossibilities

[boreal cosmos]

[novel moat]

Bro what is this

[boreal cosmos]

yes, but i keep those to myself. Discord is 13+ last time i checked

[grim edge]

owo :3c

[fading spruce]

I feel like these people are extra dumb though to the point where it’s just weird

[fading spruce]

This as well

The internet reveals a whole bunch of weirdos that should have remained uncovered

[teal dragon]

It aint even that deep

[boreal cosmos]

[desert lagoon]

All started because I was greeting my friends and some weird dude tryna call me Daddy 😭

[boreal cosmos]

so ignore those weirdos?

[gentle depot]

he thought you were his dad

[novel moat]

[boreal cosmos]

[fading spruce]

People trying to find their long lost fathers on Discord 💀

[desert lagoon]

Average valorant player rizz

wat

[fading spruce]

Are you French?

[desert lagoon]

Yes

[upbeat fossil]

L

[novel moat]

Bro actually

[desert lagoon]

Yeah but its kinda the first thing everyone say about my nickname and I don't find it funny anymore

[fading spruce]

That’s what I thought it was for the longest time until I actually looked at it

[desert lagoon]

I put mu heart into making a funny name and people keep making fun of it 😢

[teal dragon]

Fr

What is de mer

[fading spruce]

That’s what happens when you have anime pfp

[grim edge]

i got accidental rizz

[desert lagoon]

Yeah but I love anime

[grim edge]

pomme de terre or smthg like that was potato no?

[fading spruce]

It is the apple of the Earth

[grim edge]

haven't done french in 2 years but still remember 💪

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geoa170

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1008 (1008 peak)
Blitz: 688 (688 peak)
Bullet: 1051 (1051 peak)

[grim edge]

yup lmfao

[desert lagoon]

Show us profile!

[hazy wolf]

lets go brilliant

[grim edge]

language not opening

[worn ice]

rnd900 (1970) vs. shmooolik (2005)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. d3 Nf6 5. a3 d6 6. h3 h6 7. Nc3 a5 8. Nd5 Nxd5 9. Bxd5 Qe7 10. c3 Be6 11. Bxe6 fxe6 12. Be3 Bxe3 13. fxe3 O-O-O 14. O-O g5 15. Nh2 h5 16. b4 Rdg8 17. Qe1 g4 18. h4 g3 19. Nf3 d5 20. b5 Nd8 21. exd5 exd5 22. c4 e4 23. Ng5 Rxg5 24. hxg5 Qxg5 25. dxe4 Qh4 26. Rf3 Qh2+ 27. Kf1 Qh1+ 28. Ke2 Qxg2+ 29. Kd3 Qxf3 30. cxd5 b6 31. d6 Ne6 32. dxc7 Nc5+ 33. Kc3 Qxe4 34. Rd1 Na4+ 35. Kb3 Qe6+ 36. Kxa4 Qc4+ 

[desert lagoon]

This Is rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tarmonopee

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2090 (2111 peak)
Blitz: 2003 (2003 peak)
Bullet: 1905 (1905 peak)

[desert lagoon]

Idc about 2000 rapid

[wispy spindle]

WE DON’T NEED FARMS BECAUSE WE CAN JUST GET OUR FOOD FROM THE GROCERY STORE

[desert lagoon]

Rapid aint rizz

[fading spruce]

Every technocrat in existence:

[novel moat]

Bro

What am i reading

[desert lagoon]

Im higher rated in rapid, blitz, bullet than you lmao

[teal dragon]

adopted

[wispy spindle]

own that fraud

[grim edge]

Who cares about food?

[desert lagoon]

Not tryna play tonight rho im tired

[wispy spindle]

pov you:

[desert lagoon]

No im genuinely tired

[restive storm]

what is this

[desert lagoon]

Man idc about winning or anything I just tryna chill rn

Played too much otb chess today

[novel moat]

Bro wtf

Go outside please

[teal dragon]

💀💀💀💀

[desert lagoon]

Yeah you're borderline annoying me rn

[teal dragon]

18 🥳

[desert lagoon]

Im 19

[fickle rampart]

Have no fear Duolingo is here

[latent pebble]

How is that old

[fickle rampart]

pulls out knife

[latent pebble]

???????

[desert lagoon]

So you think you gonna rizz me up by being an annoying brat?

[teal dragon]

Stop right there

[latent pebble]

Mf is you 1

[fickle rampart]

proceeds to cut the cake

[latent pebble]

It’s not you’re just young

[teal dragon]

"3 yr age gap = mom"

[vagrant timber]

hi

[latent pebble]

How could she be your mom

[novel moat]

Chat combined age is currently 11

[teal dragon]

Very concerning

💀

[fading spruce]

That’s enough carcinogens for today chat

[latent pebble]

He is literally a carcinogen

[fickle rampart]

Check this out

[desert lagoon]

You sure you not 12

[latent pebble]

Maybe a benign tumour as well

[latent pebble]

Younger probably

So you’re u13 but won’t say because you don’t want to get termed?

[desert lagoon]

Lmao

[fading spruce]

I think this is bannable in and of itself

[latent pebble]

Yeah probably

[desert lagoon]

Tone down

[latent pebble]

What

I think you ought to delete this bro

[fickle rampart]

Did you crash

[latent pebble]

You can have driving lessons without having a license

Israel hmm

[fading spruce]

Israel 💀

[mystic stream]

i played vladamir kramnik coolio

[fading spruce]

Alright chat I am going to leave now

[latent pebble]

Lol same thought

[latent pebble]

😂

[fading spruce]

I don’t want to be here for the fallout

[latent pebble]

Idk maybe an apartheid

ok caro kann

[desert lagoon]

I love the Caro Kann!

[latent pebble]

It’s decent

Why isn’t it not

[mossy comet]

boing

[fading spruce]

Literally no one wants to talk about the West Bank in DMs

[final niche]

Hello guys! I don't know many cool openings I tried ponziani and I really like it! Should I only play with it for a while so I can fully learn it or should I play more openings? And what would you recommand to play for black pieces? (Beginner)

[fading spruce]

Borg Defense

[desert lagoon]

Come dms if you need help!

Why being rude for no reason when he was just asking for help?

[final niche]

No I did , I am just tired I am sorry

[final niche]

Fair enough

[novel moat]

No but what did I just read

[fading spruce]

Why do you have the most cursed images in existence

[desert lagoon]

Idk much about the Italian tho but enough to teach beginners

Yeah so you're définitly a kid

Laughs in ruy lopez

[novel moat]

Ruy lopez supremacy

[restive storm]

I like the ruy lopez

[desert lagoon]

Fakest msg

You got 1 called the evans

[fading spruce]

Why play the Spanish when you can play the Portuguese

Portuguese is like Spanish but weird

[desert lagoon]

Bro beat 1 WCM

[fading spruce]

Bro did a complete 180

[desert lagoon]

Even less impressive tbh

[fading spruce]

I can tell 💀

[desert lagoon]

I didnt even check just guessed 😭😭😭😭

Beating a wcm isnt even a flex

[fading spruce]

I can’t believe y’all speak Mozambiquean in Portugal

🇲🇿

[fading spruce]

Portuguese flag

[desert lagoon]

No

Italian is good

Just like their food!

[fading spruce]

It’s only for AlbinoJalapeños

[desert lagoon]

I love your cat profile picture its so cute!!

[fading spruce]

He is me

[desert lagoon]

I have cats all over my Instagram feed

[latent pebble]

Ponziani is bad

[fading spruce]

Someone please join vc with me

The French are in here

[desert lagoon]

Wtf is that supposed to mean

[fading spruce]

They fight each other as much as they do in their own country

[novel moat]

[desert lagoon]

Happy happy happy

[novel moat]

I have 3 cats

[final niche]

Why

[fading spruce]

I am a YouTuber

[brave rune]

HELP

[final niche]

Gotham said that its good, I dont think that you are better than him

[fading spruce]

Pls someone come to vc

It is hysterical

[grim edge]

Life is awesome.

[brave rune]

I cant figure out what move it is

or im just bad at notation

[desert lagoon]

Nd3

[teal dragon]

Nd3+

[final niche]

@desert lagoon I dm'd like you said

[brave rune]

thank u

[desert lagoon]

Ok!

I played a creepy old Man today in a park

[fading spruce]

VC is perfectly normal

[teal dragon]

Oh 💀

[fading spruce]

Honestly feels like I am listening to a Turkish and Greece person argue

[restive storm]

help me solve this mate in 2 for the password game

[teal dragon]

Defo Nd3+

[restive storm]

thanks

wait it didn't work

help

[teal dragon]

Damittt

Probably Rxj6

[fading spruce]

As a Portuguese you must stay neutral and I will as wel

[restive storm]

that also didn't work

[glass nymph]

dxc7

[restive storm]

that doesn't work

[glass nymph]

yeah d5

[teal dragon]

Kg1 (kiss)

[somber mist]

is the tromplsky even good?

[restive storm]

that donsn't work

[fading spruce]

Angola e Nossa!

[midnight fjord]

i swear my insta reels are full of chess

[restive storm]

is that good or bad

[teal dragon]

Just

[midnight fjord]

im guessing thats good news

[teal dragon]

Chat imploded and died

[glass nymph]

Qg8 - Qg2 ez )))

[restive storm]

true

[inland arrow]

@teal dragon check your dms

[teal dragon]

but then Fxg8😭

[narrow orchid]

dont

[glass nymph]

but board must be h8

[fading spruce]

Eventually they run out of breath

[restive storm]

[tepid panther]

I have a few riffs and progressions I've made. I'm actually working on a song rn

[fading spruce]

I am from the Balkans I am used to this

If anything this is weak

💀

Imagine losing to Portugal

Facts

Don’t you guys still want Goa?

[warped galleon]

Cool

[grim edge]

L

[full delta]

(bishop took a knight)

[fading spruce]

L

[narrow orchid]

how is that a brilliant

[full delta]

I saced my rook ig

also 88 accuracy

[last verge]

try Qxd2

[novel moat]

Rosimo

[restive storm]

it didn't work

[last verge]

it should

[restive storm]

no it didn't

[last verge]

@restive storm what about N@g3

[restive storm]

wait that worked

[last verge]

international master duck w/ a top hat🎩 (202)

[narrow orchid]

isnt there Rd3 Bxb2 Rxd4 Bxc1 Bxc1 and best black can hope for is draw?