💬〡general-off-topic

[sacred steeple]

is this real?!

[latent pebble]

He’s in Hampton bro

[latent pebble]

no, duhhh

[neon pond]

queen's gambit accepted is about equal despite white being down one pawn

[latent pebble]

White gets compensation.

[warped oriole]

d4 d5 c4 dxc4 e4 bishop attacks the c pawn

[latent pebble]

They get the pawn back eventually

[neon pond]

yeah ik

[warped oriole]

nah you're <500

[latent pebble]

Any move black plays to attempt to preserve the pawn will be losing

[bright glade]

lmao

[digital phoenix]

yeah @grim edge shut up noob <500

[neon pond]

bru

[next raft]

valid opinion

[grim edge]

Why even play the queens gambit u can just play a semi slov defense

[warped oriole]

fail

[neon pond]

that's not the question lol, the question is how does the engine determine what's good and whats bad

[bright glade]

@grim edge beginner

[next raft]

play me 🤓

[warped oriole]

no idea

[latent pebble]

Wait till the bot pops up

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Blitz: 2300 (2300 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (2302 peak)

[misty ingot]

i need help

[bright glade]

what no lol?

ive never ever seen that happen

[warped oriole]

i've heard from that one guy on youtube

[restive storm]

refresh discord

[misty ingot]

i need help

[next raft]

no

[bright glade]

you misheard it then

[warped oriole]

i drank water

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> moonsahoesandbagger

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Rapid: 113

[bright glade]

levy says "Look, its +3, which means its almost as if white had 3 extra pawns"

[next raft]

💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Blitz: 2300 (2300 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (2302 peak)

[warped oriole]

113

[restive storm]

2300 blitz

[bright glade]

thats what he says

[misty ingot]

please help me guys im new

[bright glade]

dont base your argument off of someones rating, that rating might be fake

[restive storm]

my rating is fake fr

[next raft]

yeah like yours

[restive storm]

I'm actually like 2800

[neon pond]

x.x

[bright glade]

why is mine fake

[warped oriole]

heisenberg

[next raft]

you are actually a beginner rated 202

[warped oriole]

tf

[restive storm]

I saw the graph

[bright glade]

you were not supposed to find out !

[warped oriole]

CHETWER@!!!!

[bright glade]

he's like 2100/2200 blitz i forget but hes around there

[restive storm]

I won against you in the friday arena from a drawn endgame

[bright glade]

shut up leave me alone

[restive storm]

sorry

[digital phoenix]

im on the grind to 2k bullet

im almost there

[restive storm]

lasagna how is your bullet

[next raft]

fight me 🤓

[digital phoenix]

dead

[bright glade]

nah its fine but i had no reason to throw that endgame except that i was somewhat nervous and just tanked my time for no reason yk

[restive storm]

how is your bullet so much lower

[surreal current]

what’s ur rapid rating?

[restive storm]

in time trouble things can get tricky

[digital phoenix]

400

300 actually

[ornate ivy]

326

[digital phoenix]

my blitz is 400

[vernal goblet]

IM TOO GOOD

[surreal current]

funny bro

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> icedefense

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Rapid: 1380 (1380 peak)
Blitz: 611 (949 peak)
Bullet: 627 (900 peak)

[ornate ivy]

Oh my goodness your SO GOOD

[bright glade]

yeah i got careless and stuff happened but it was fun hope to beat you one day

[latent pebble]

wowowowowowowowow

[digital phoenix]

at least ur a real 1380 now

[latent pebble]

please coach me 🐈‍⬛

[surreal current]

what’s ur rating?

[vernal goblet]

[next raft]

bro used stockfish 19

[restive storm]

yeah good luck you'll probably beat me one day if we continue playing in the future

[latent pebble]

200

[restive storm]

@ornate ivy ☠️

[ornate ivy]

[warped oriole]

bro i'm deaf

[bright glade]

yeah 2200 is doable if u were like 2400 then it would be hard

but one day 👁️

[surreal current]

but ur profile says 1600-1799

[restive storm]

yeah lol

[digital phoenix]

hes really shit in blitz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> apatheticmoiz

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Rapid: 2070 (2151 peak)
Blitz: 1744 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 2005 (2005 peak)

[latent pebble]

it’s not real

[restive storm]

in arenas though i just go full win at all costs mode because I want that top 3

[tepid panther]

Is bro still on about his mid rating?

[latent pebble]

I’m 200

[digital phoenix]

yep but its provable now

[bright glade]

yeah i dont care about my blitz either that top 3 is fun

[undone bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-25599710

[tepid panther]

Is he actually 1300?

[undone bridge]

i play like a 1300

[digital phoenix]

on the connected account yes

[digital phoenix]

u play like a 300

[restive storm]

after the blitz arena on friday I dropped to 2200

[next raft]

no, as i said he used stockfish 19 but 2 bad i beat it by using stockdog

[undone bridge]

i play like a -700

[restive storm]

I'm a little confused on what you mean

[bright glade]

weirdly i got 2nd once when i was at my peak 1900 blitz and even at 1700 blitz it isnt too easy but maybe if i play more arenas i can win another

[restive storm]

maybe but always theres some really high rated player that joins and a couple 2200/2300 rated players and the occasional cheater which makes things really difficult

[bright glade]

yeah when i won the arena i had to beat a 2300 and then i got lucky with pairings

thats all i need to do, i know i will get paired with atleast one high rated player, and then just gotta be lucky

[restive storm]

In some king's indian defense variation I go b5, one I can remember off the top of my head is the four pawns attack
but against averbakh I don't think I do the b5 sacrifice

[restive storm]

true

I think also there's a variation I forgot the name but white plays Be2 Be3
there I think I also go b5 sometimes

[vernal goblet]

im too good

[echo seal]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-crush-crusher-skull-halloween-gif-26163235

[vernal goblet]

my chess TOO GOOOOOD

[bright glade]

[restive storm]

it's in a specific line let me go get it

[plush kelp]

@restive storm gg btw Friday

[latent pebble]

who won

[regal bay]

bro played this opening and just gave up

[restive storm]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. f4 O-O 6. Nf3 c5 7. d5 e6 8. Be2 exd5 9. cxd5 Bg4 10. O-O Nbd7 11. h3 Bxf3 12. Bxf3 a6 13. a4 Rb8 14. a5 Ne8 15. Qd3 Nc7

[restive storm]

yeah gg I think I recognized your username during the game but I couldn't remember exactly at the time

Bg4 was what I learned

[plush kelp]

Yea I lost so many on Friday through time trouble 😂

[restive storm]

after I finish the open sicilian and scandinavian for white I'm going to revise my king's indian defense prep probably

[restive storm]

I don't remember what happened exactly in our game
do you remember

[plush kelp]

We got into a rook endgame

I had about 18 secs and you had nearly 2 mins lol

[restive storm]

lol
yeah I was trying to win games as fast as I could so I could try getting top 3

like it's either I win or I lose I just played for the win every game

I'm looking at it rn Re8 the engine likes more but Bg4 is still fine

[plush kelp]

Yea definitely that’s the thing with blitz it can go so fast

Whenever I play blitz I much prefer 5 mins or 5/5

[next raft]

113 rated

[digital phoenix]

im on fire

[surreal current]

connect 4👍

[digital phoenix]

the fire is inside me

gonna still drop and roll

[rich dawn]

Anyone around 1500 up for a match?

[restive storm]

yeah I probably have to look at this when I revise my king's indian defense

[digital phoenix]

wo yao chi bing chilling

[surreal current]

what about 1676?

[pliant canyon]

chess 🗣️🗣️

[restive storm]

I'll take a look at both options later

I understand what you're talking about
I have taken what you said into consideration

[lavish bobcat]

gm

[bright glade]

[gentle depot]

why are women gm's not as good at men gm's

[restive storm]

although in the masters database Bg4 is played more and black has a higher winrate
and in the lichess 2000+ database Bg4 has a higher winrate

[next raft]

cry

[grim edge]

you're always on my mind

[restive storm]

king's indian defense is so good against the london system

[grim edge]

thats how much i care

[digital phoenix]

im dying

[restive storm]

budapest gambit is interesting

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 804 (804 peak)
Blitz: 589 (610 peak)
Bullet: 615 (622 peak)

[grim edge]

cap

[lilac hamlet]

Hi y'all

[warm drum]

Over the past two days I am down 70 points, seriously bumming me out

[grim edge]

yeah my life is full of hats bro

[warm drum]

Like 1745 to 1670

[grim edge]

i ment to say lie* i forgot i hate using gen z slang

which word i spell wrong?

[lilac hamlet]

ment

[grim edge]

oh my god yeah you cought me

i should learn how to spell sorry lol

[torpid lintel]

#1040028251965358121 message

Oh wrong channel sry haha

[thick kernel]

Many men

[latent pebble]

What’s the system of belief

[mystic stream]

BRO

this 2700 guy blocked me cus i beat him too much

[latent pebble]

skill issue

[mystic stream]

bros 2700 in crazyhouse wtf

[torpid lintel]

What your rating?

[latent pebble]

He’s a washed ah NM

[misty ingot]

Internets checkers teacher!

[torpid lintel]

I mean what his rating in crazy house 😅

[misty ingot]

preorder my book now!

[torpid lintel]

Nice!

[next raft]

no L

[mystic stream]

idk like 1500

[chrome veldt]

oh my shit this is the most beautiful mate ive ever seen

[hallow fractal]

how do i get picture perms?

[orchid bay]

GM level accuracy

[raw sleet]

weird checkmate i got earlier

[chrome veldt]

similar to what I did but mine was better. Sorry, David

[undone bridge]

mmm once i underpromoted to a knight with checkmate. think that's better, sorry 🥱

[raw sleet]

@chrome veldt yeah well at least i didnt lose a rook haha

[chrome veldt]

not at all just look at it

[undone bridge]

nah sorry big chief take the L and move on

[chrome veldt]

David ill have you know I have a very strong legal team and if you keep up the harrasment I will have to deploy the troops.

[lilac hamlet]

Hi y'all

[normal hatch]

perro

[viscid tangle]

papi

[next raft]

how do i get achievements/awards of variables

[valid rapids]

Hi

[next raft]

i played king of the hill and won but didn't get the award

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/shroom-fungus-mushroom-sigma-sigma-male-gif-22224231

[ionic veldt]

nerd HMMMMMMM... metamorphosis

[sharp galleon]

no messages in 11 minutes

that’s gotta be a new record

[next raft]

NONONNONO I AM SUGMA MALE 😭

[ionic veldt]

everybody is sleeping

[sharp galleon]

Asians exist

[ionic veldt]

probably magnus is sleeping too

[ionic veldt]

im asian and its 8 am

[next raft]

magnet is awake

[next raft]

9 for me

[viscid tangle]

its 12pm

[next raft]

for you

[viscid tangle]

oh

[sharp galleon]

it is 11:59 for me lmao

[viscid tangle]

i mean 12 am

[sharp galleon]

12 am is midnight while 12 pm is noon

[next raft]

Im south asian

[viscid tangle]

Damn

[next raft]

what the

[final condor]

trolling, right?

[viscid tangle]

yeah forgot coz im dumb

oh new day

[sharp galleon]

9 am hmmmmm

you’re Pakistani or what

the more west the earlier the time

[ionic veldt]

im from uae

[viscid tangle]

cool

[sharp galleon]

United Arab Emirates

the land where oil is cheaper than water

[ionic veldt]

bro stop

[sharp galleon]

huh

[ionic veldt]

no its not like that

at least in the town where i live

[sharp galleon]

I know lol

just fooling around

[ionic veldt]

thats even more racist

<@&745328830649991179> racist person

[viscid tangle]

:/

ok

[digital phoenix]

mark why are u always so racist

are u white

[ionic veldt]

why did u put a bomb after that

[digital phoenix]

u said being asian was a mistake yesterday

[ionic veldt]

and then deleted it

[final condor]

He’s too busy in the metaverse

[digital phoenix]

funny

[ionic veldt]

is he trolling

[digital phoenix]

yes

u defended him if it was someone else

[sharp galleon]

I have that one allahu akbar meme

will probably get muted if I post it though

I have 4 warns already

[digital phoenix]

i have 10

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

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Rapid: 2300 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2503 (2503 peak)
Bullet: 2579 (2619 peak)

[mystic stream]

i went down 40 bullet points rip

[stone knot]

Pawn to e4 pizza with cucumber

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179> edited btu do something

its their job

they do

[honest trout]

We have a new brother

Welcome bro

[ionic veldt]

he literally put a bomb emoji before

and deleted it

[final condor]

It still implies the same message

[honest trout]

Bomb of happiness

[crimson kraken]

anyone here know calculus very well?

[final condor]

How do you blunder this badly

[crimson kraken]

I'm trying to learn it from a "for Dummies" book and I got this interesting example

if you could like DM me or something about it

[hallow mirage]

no we are all edgy teenagers

[final condor]

I would help you if it wasn’t 00:13 lmao

[crimson kraken]

lmfao it's all g

[hallow mirage]

imagine having a bad time zone

and not 9:13pm

[final condor]

GMT I’m on vacation

[crimson kraken]

it's like 21:13 for me

[honest trout]

Ask chat gpt

[ionic veldt]

WE GETTIN' OUT OF BEING TEENAGERS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🗣️

[crimson kraken]

don't use it

[ionic veldt]

bro, i go to sleep at 3 am and wake up at 8 am

[crimson kraken]

just wanted to know if the algebraic strat I used is valid to calculate a possible limit

[hallow mirage]

i go to sleep at 3am and then wake up at 1pm

[ionic veldt]

why

[crimson kraken]

like, find lim x→0 (x sin (1/x)) is the example

[ionic veldt]

i did that when i was 12 except add 2 hours to both

[hallow mirage]

lmao

[final condor]

I go to bed at one and wake up to go running at 5 in the morning

[honest trout]

I just been taught calculus in arabic that's why I can't help
Tho iam sure I know the answer

[worn stratus]

multiply by 0 on both sides

[crimson kraken]

and the book was like "you can use this method to find it shows a graph"

[tepid panther]

Yall are nerds

[final condor]

We could sit here all day and joke that this is the internet but I’ll be back up soon

[honest trout]

We love u tho

[fast salmon]

how to find my dog ?

[crimson kraken]

but the book also mentioned that I can mess with the function to make the logical fallacy disappear

[honest trout]

It's ok to be u

[crimson kraken]

of course you can't divide by zero

but if you raise the function to the negative power of one, you basically get 1/x → (x/1)^(-1)

and a law of sines involving powers is b sin (a) = sin (a^b)

so I basically turn (x) sin (1/x) = (x) sin (x ^ (-1)) = (-1)(x) sin (x) which is now immune to "not divisible by 0"

[honest trout]

You work that minus out

[crimson kraken]

-0 * 1 is 0, so lim x→0 = 0

yes, I worked it out as -1

the book confirms the answer is 0, but like, is that legal/valid to do

maybe it doesn't work in all cases

guys, I think I'm mentally defective

[honest trout]

Hakouna matata

[hallow mirage]

NO

[old mason]

Getting back into Chess after 1.5 years, what should I do?

I started playing Chess in Janurary of 2021, and I was addicted. I would be playing 40 online chess games a day, didn't get any exercise, ate unhealthy, etc. But I did become really good, reaching around 1700-1800 elo on Chess.com back then, and I would say with some fine tuning I could have become really advanced. I stopped grinding in around August 2021, and I have barely played online chess since. I did become much healthier and fitter, but man I suck at chess now.

Is all that chess knowledge, addiction, and love for the game still there for me? If I start playing online again, how quickly will I gain back my affinity and skill for the game? I'm going into my junior year of high school, and I'm searching for extracurriculars or just activities for college in general. Ideally, I would want to win competitions, tournaments, or anything of that sort. I know for any activity, I should be passionate about it. Looking back on everything I've done, Chess is really the only thing I was deadset passionate about. Man, I wanted to be a grandmaster back then.
So, it only makes sense for me to pursue chess, because I had a genuine passion about it, and I really believe that I could probably win some big-shot local tournaments with how good I was back then.
What do you guys think? And how should I go about getting back my skill for the game? I'm pretty bad right now.

[wintry mist]

Yoo

[warped oriole]

"ay bro your girlfriend is fighting a monster go help her!"
"screw her ima sleep for 100 years"

[hallow mirage]

i think you should keep doing what you did originally

its the best strategy for gaining ELO

[sharp galleon]

the thing is, you were playing way too much. Just take it slow and you will eventually get there again. After all you just need to de-rust yourself

[gentle depot]

[digital kayak]

That sounds like a botw reference

[warped oriole]

it does

[digital kayak]

Is it?

[warped oriole]

yup

[digital kayak]

Totk is better

[warped oriole]

yea i agree

[digital kayak]

But botw still great

I’m playing totk right now

[warped oriole]

whistle sprinting + windbombing

blss too
gah damn these glitches

[digital kayak]

I don’t glitch

[warped oriole]

i have around 100 hours in botw and totk

[warped stirrup]

Lol I like listening to history

[digital kayak]

Mario kart 8 is also great

[warped oriole]

i have totk 1.1.1

[worn ice]

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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Rapid: 2303 (2303 peak)
Blitz: 2168 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2300 peak)

[digital kayak]

abusing glitches ruins the game

Also I realised your botw reference is wrong

[warped oriole]

it's fun

[orchid bay]

chess

[sharp galleon]

sucks

[fluid crown]

hii

[sharp galleon]

everyone should quit chess fr

[old mason]

I have a lot of other committments now though

[old mason]

I was in 8th grade back then with basically nothing to do during zoom classes and the pandemic

So I'm pretty much looking for the fastest, most efficient, convient and effective way to get good at chess again

ideally become some ucsf master or something

[digital kayak]

Too late for that

[sharp galleon]

you’re underestimating the time and efforts it takes

[lament jacinth]

100 elo and below gang where you at

[old mason]

you sure?

i feel like you give a 2-4 or so and I might get back like 90% of what I was at my peak

[sharp galleon]

pretty sure

[old mason]

And I was 1800 elo at chess.com at my peak

[digital kayak]

How long do you think it takes to become a fide master

[old mason]

No idea, tell me the hours not the years

[digital kayak]

1000s

[old mason]

I'm a very highly motivated/determined person

[digital kayak]

And you have to be young

[old mason]

Fr?

[digital kayak]

And have natural talent

[old mason]

Look at my old msg

[sharp galleon]

FM isn’t too hard, but higher than that you have to begin early

[digital kayak]

You clearly have no concept of how hard it is to reach that level

[old mason]

I mean I drawed some IMs and GMs back in my prime 😂

but who knows maybe im just old and arrogant

[digital kayak]

That could be a fluke

Or weaker titled players out of their prime

[shell epoch]

Has chess.com ever had financial info stolen like playstation?

[old mason]

yeah probably

[hallow mirage]

oh then nvm lol

[shell epoch]

I want the analysis stuff but dont want to pay and then get burgled.

[hallow mirage]

im doing the same strategy rn

[old mason]

Then whats another title I can seek that's realistic and attainable?

[digital kayak]

None

[hallow mirage]

WFM

[grim edge]

[old mason]

UCSF CM?

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1380 (1380 peak)
Blitz: 611 (949 peak)
Bullet: 627 (900 peak)

[old mason]

u underestimate me

[sharp galleon]

CM is the easiest title to get

[hallow mirage]

what about NM

[old mason]

im on the grind 24/7

[digital kayak]

You over estimate yourself

[vernal goblet]

1380 is a very respectable rating

[old mason]

they dont know me son

[sharp galleon]

it is a USCF title but you only need 2200 USCF and you instantly gets it

[digital kayak]

What happened to those commitments remember

[old mason]

grind harder

[hallow mirage]

zamn

[vernal goblet]

cope harder

[old mason]

play chess on the toilet

[digital kayak]

Your ego needs to be put in check

[hallow mirage]

is WNM a thing or

[old mason]

i see

[sharp galleon]

it is like 2100 FIDE which is harder than what you think lol

[old mason]

having a high ego is better bro cuz it makes me motivated to back it up

[digital kayak]

No it’s really not

[hallow mirage]

yeh i think i saw one once

[digital kayak]

You need to be humble

[old mason]

ah i see, so FIDE is easier than UCSF?

[hallow mirage]

i see a bunch more NMs or other woman titles than WNM

[old mason]

But how do I enter FIDE tournaments in US?

[digital kayak]

No it’s harder

[old mason]

^

Wait whats the minimum title

[old mason]

yea im humble but i'm not gonna beat myself up ever and say i can't do anything

[digital kayak]

No norms for candidate master

[grim edge]

Its what i do fr

Java is arguably the best language

[old mason]

2k uscf hmm

[digital kayak]

You can achieve a lot but setting unrealistic expectations will lead to downfall

[old mason]

ok now let's assume I'm a1800 chess.com player, what does that approximately translate to in FIDE or UCSF?

[digital kayak]

Like 400

[vernal goblet]

anyone rated 1000-1500 wanna 1v1?

[grim edge]

Boring but everyone uses it for major projects and so on and so forth, its good for web development, its good for app development, its good for all around things

[old mason]

Fr?

[hallow mirage]

rated?

[crimson kraken]

bro my math teacher in HS was high or something

[old mason]

I'm sure its at least 1200 ish

[digital kayak]

Actually more like 500-600

[vernal goblet]

unrated

[hallow mirage]

aw

[crimson kraken]

how did I learn that a sin b = sin (b^a)

[vernal goblet]

https://play.chess.com/rA84H

[hallow mirage]

im not 1000-1500 either way though

[digital kayak]

Bro chess.com is inflated compared to Ucf or fide

[old mason]

hmm

but are these ratings for classical? i think i'd thrive in blitz or rapid time format

[waxen cedar]

IM BACK WOO

[proper pasture]

Why any game I play is filled with toxicity

[old mason]

Can you be a master in blitz ?

[hallow mirage]

can u get titles from rapid

[old mason]

Yeah I think my 1800 is probably like a 1200

[hallow mirage]

use pro strategy called ignoring

[digital kayak]

You would get crushed by USCF and FIDE players

[waxen cedar]

i have a crush on that Katara girl from avatar

[digital kayak]

Trust me

[proper pasture]

It is so irritating bruh

[old mason]

damn dude now i got second thoughts then

[hallow mirage]

disable chat 🥱

[old mason]

so how can I show excellence in blitz

[waxen cedar]

katara could bloodbend these nuts

[old mason]

bro

[proper pasture]

What about the games where I need to communicate

[digital kayak]

Most of them are good

And you’re 800 chess.com

[hallow mirage]

when do u need to communicate

[old mason]

wait so how does one show excellence in blitz

or rapid

[hallow mirage]

he wasnt talking to u

[vernal goblet]

whats 1.9k chess.com to FIDE

[grim edge]

THIS IS GORGEOUS

[digital kayak]

If you’re 800 chess.com you’re a weak player

It’s true

Just how it goes

[hallow mirage]

wdym bruh!! 800 is so good

[old mason]

from what I rmr generally 1400-1500 chess.com players were entry level competent in chess

[digital kayak]

I never said you were 800

No

[old mason]

in my prime yea

[digital kayak]

He said he used to be 1800

Clear difference

[old mason]

brooo in my prime i could have became a im by now or something

[hallow mirage]

no he said 1800 i misread it as 800

[old mason]

prolly before college

cuz chess i was passionate asf about

[digital kayak]

Read what I said again

[grim edge]

I mean

[hallow mirage]

when did he say he was 800 tho

[grim edge]

Let the dude live his dreams

[old mason]

no not IM now i mean if I continued from my prime I feel like I could have been a master by now

[digital kayak]

Dude I said he said he was 1800 in his prime you need a comprehension test

[old mason]

dude bet

[hallow mirage]

whow ere u talking to then

[digital kayak]

I never called him 800

[old mason]

yea

[waxen cedar]

michelle obama

[hallow mirage]

who were u talking to then

[old mason]

ok so assuming i grind back to about a 1300-1400 ucsf rating

[digital kayak]

The chomper dude he’s 800 chess.com but he used to be 1800

[old mason]

CM is 2000 right?

[digital kayak]

So he’s out of his prime

[old mason]

im not 800 bruh ol

[hallow mirage]

no he didnt

[vernal goblet]

@grim edge how long did it take u to get to ur rating

[waxen cedar]

why do u have a sneako sticker by ur name

[old mason]

Probably like 1200 or 1300 rn

[digital kayak]

Your 800 chess,com as the current rating

[old mason]

But I'll get good fast cuz it's all just memory

[old mason]

800 is not my current rating

[vernal goblet]

what is ur username i wanna see ur elo growth

[waxen cedar]

NSFW

[old mason]

yea i have a year to get CM then

ideally before August of 2024

[digital kayak]

Your current rating can sometimes not be accurate to strength

[old mason]

I'm hs c/o 2025

[grim edge]

There are untitled fide 2500’s get real

[waxen cedar]

YOOO. mods

jit trippin

[digital kayak]

What is your current chess.com elo

[grim edge]

Look at some chinese players

[old mason]

Its prolly low asf cuz my sister played on it for a while

[digital kayak]

That’s not physically possible

[old mason]

Lemme check

[digital kayak]

I don’t want estimates I just want the exact number

[grim edge]

Theres one whose 2350 ish who played against gm hans nieman and won

[vernal goblet]

UR INDIAN

[old mason]

1260

[grim edge]

Yuh dubai open was wild

[digital kayak]

They might not get the norms for Im

[vernal goblet]

no im just stating it

[digital kayak]

You can’t become titled within a year

[grim edge]

Maybe the only title the dude wants is world champion 💀

[waxen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/blundered-gif-20516381

[old mason]

why not

[waxen cedar]

bruh how come u guys can gif but i cant

[vernal goblet]

guys ima get to 2200 chess.com elo by end of 2025

[latent pebble]

Cause you don’t have the perms

[old mason]

6 hours?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[old mason]

damn nvm then lmao

[waxen cedar]

bruh

[latent pebble]

Good luck it’s doable probably

[digital kayak]

You won’t have the time

[vernal goblet]

wait i have a question, what is the time control of USCF tourneys?

[digital kayak]

We told you bro

But you don’t listen because you think you’re special

[waxen cedar]

give me perms pwease.. oni chan 🥺 👉 👈

[latent pebble]

no

[vernal goblet]

whats standard or rapid

[old mason]

no cuz i just didnt understand what yall were talking abt its not that deep bro 💀

[latent pebble]

Oni Chan means brother why’d you put a pleading face

[sand jungle]

Hello

[old mason]

so is there actually nothing i can do in blitz?

[digital kayak]

I have a higher chance of becoming titled than this guy but it’s still slim

[waxen cedar]

idk i heard it in a henai

[old mason]

cuz im sure getting good at blitz would take much less time

[digital kayak]

No you still won’t

[latent pebble]

That’s crazy

[waxen cedar]

"which one" is crazy

bro no.

thats what losers do. ur better than that

[digital kayak]

Most people aren’t good enough to get a title

[waxen cedar]

its lame bro

cap

[waxen cedar]

lol. imagine

[latent pebble]

bad player

[digital kayak]

He isn’t listening to their moves a least

[waxen cedar]

stream sniping is for losers. period bro. dont try to justify that lmfao

[vernal goblet]

u think i can reach 1500 by end of the month?

[digital kayak]

Agree

Probably not

But don’t set time goals

[waxen cedar]

no u mid

[digital kayak]

People always overestimate their ability to improve it’s frustrating

[waxen cedar]

1500 in lichess maybe lol. sucka

[sharp galleon]

the opposite

[vernal goblet]

what are u talking about

im 1380, im 120 away from 1500

[grim edge]

I think you can reach 1500

💅

[digital kayak]

Yes it is

[sharp galleon]

United Canadian Surfing federation

[digital kayak]

United States chess federation

It’s uscf

[sharp galleon]

[mental coral]

I'm crazy guy 😜 🤪

[queen canyon]

You got a furry pfp, you should go

[pliant pike]

UnCultured Simp Forum

[vernal goblet]

holy shit im facing a 1470

[mental coral]

No.

[digital kayak]

That’s not a huge deal

[sharp galleon]

still adoption range for me

[mental coral]

I won a bet, hence the pfp.

[digital kayak]

You mean lost?

[graceful sedge]

??

[mental coral]

""

[digital kayak]

How is losing all dignity a reward for winning a bet

[mental coral]

My e dignity when its lost

Grow up.

[digital kayak]

You have a furry pfp

I think you need to grow up

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1910 (1910 peak)
Bullet: 1896 (1896 peak)

[graceful sedge]

ain't no way you can say that while having a furry pfp

[last verge]

one of my friends has apparently played gotham online

[digital kayak]

He is probably a furry

[digital kayak]

Please get 1 extra rating point

[last verge]

i'd have to beat a 1500 or something

[digital kayak]

Do it

[vernal goblet]

I JUST DESTROYED THIS 1470 LMAOOO

[digital kayak]

Again it’s not a huge jump like you think

[vernal goblet]

I PLAYED SO GOOD

[mental coral]

Congrats bro

[digital kayak]

1400s are weird

[last verge]

1400s are pretty bad

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1390 (1390 peak)
Blitz: 611 (949 peak)
Bullet: 627 (900 peak)

[vernal goblet]

FEELS GOOOOOD MANNNNN

it was even better since i was black

[digital kayak]

Both sides have equal chances

[vernal goblet]

cap

[digital kayak]

White doesn’t have an advantage over black

[vernal goblet]

NOO

[vernal goblet]

lies

[last verge]

white does not have a significant advantage over black

[digital kayak]

It’s just the truth

Chess is a draw with correct play

[mental coral]

Since 1851 statistics supports that white wins 50%-56% of the time

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1913 (2017 peak)
Blitz: 1508 (1700 peak)
Bullet: 1460 (1625 peak)

[vernal goblet]

cap

[last verge]

at the highest level of chess, the advantage of the first move hasn't proven to be significant

[digital kayak]

Doesn’t mean white has a significant advantage

[vernal goblet]

my white win rate is 55% while black win rate is like 48%

[last verge]

engines make thousands of draws

[normal mason]

Stockfish evaluates that white is minorly winning at the start

[digital kayak]

Stop being stupid

[mental coral]

Most people are not at the higher level of chess

[lean linden]

Have you seen engine play? They always draw unless told to play specific openings

[digital kayak]

Not winning it’s still a draw

[last verge]

then you just have a bad repertoire with black

[digital kayak]

0.2 is not a winning advantage

[vernal goblet]

ITS A WINNING ADVANTAGE

[lean linden]

No it's not

[last verge]

then go and win a +0.2 position

[mental coral]

That depends on what each person views as significant

[digital kayak]

Dude 0.2 is not a significant advantage

[mental coral]

I see 1% or more for something as documented as chess to be significant

[lean linden]

Even with engine level play, +0.2 is not winning unless the other player messes up

[normal mason]

Still tho, isn't evaluated at 0.0, ive seen the clips, they draw however white has the minoriest of advantage

[digital kayak]

Stop trolling you are it funny

[thick kernel]

I am him

[mental coral]

I'm not talking about 0.2 I said 50%-56%

[digital kayak]

0.2 is basically just 0.0

[mental coral]

Some even say 52%-56%

[thick kernel]

I am him bro

[vernal goblet]

cope harder

[restive storm]

0.0 is a winning advantage bonglord can agree iwth me

[digital kayak]

Dude you are making yourself look stupid

[last verge]

if you let engines play what they consider perfect chess they will probably play some catalan setup every time and make a draw so white cannot prove a significant advantage over black

[restive storm]

bonglord found out how to refute the closed sicilian

[stable geode]

ding gang

[last verge]

hmmm

[digital kayak]

They just go for the Italian or Spanish not the Catalan

[normal mason]

There's some modern openings which force draws (or opposition gets into a losing pos)

[restive storm]

and the king's indian defense with the averbakh variation

[mental coral]

Bros just started making points about something they made assumptions about and use baseless claims

[restive storm]

berlin

[last verge]

?? they prefer d4, c4, and Nf3 for the first moves

[lean linden]

I'm not saying that white has no advantage, but it's small enough that it's not anywhere near a winning advantage

[vernal goblet]

stop

[last verge]

in some order

[digital kayak]

I always see e4

[stable geode]

brrrrrlin moment

[last verge]

hmm

[normal mason]

That's fair, 0.2 is legit a 5th of a pawn

[digital kayak]

To be fair though

[normal mason]

Also most openings evaporate that 0.2

[vernal goblet]

thats a lot of pawn

[digital kayak]

Lots of openings are still drawn even though they aren’t technically the best

Like the petroff

[grim edge]

blup

[normal mason]

Still... in pro chess the white vs black pieces do get mentioned a lot, like oft it's said that the white player is playing for the win

[lean linden]

true

[vernal goblet]

2 pawns up (assuming u trade everything else is) like guaranteed win, +1 pawn is usually draw

[normal mason]

Depends on the pawns value

[digital kayak]

Depends

[lean linden]

Also depends on whether or not it's opposite colored bishops

[normal mason]

An edge pawn that isn't passed or connected then yeah

[digital kayak]

If you have an outside passer it’s a win

[last verge]

@restive storm 2600

[restive storm]

who

[digital kayak]

We aren’t talking about bishops though

[normal mason]

Yeah

[sly ledge]

only if the king isn't near to the promotion square and the opposing sides king is below the pawn

[last verge]

me

[restive storm]

[last verge]

as much as 3 pawns up (in king and pawn only) can still be a draw

[grim edge]

d4 d5; c4 e3; nf6 … queens gambit declined

[normal mason]

Bishops affect pawns

[neon musk]

Hi everyone

[digital kayak]

In the Most extreme of circumstances

[sly ledge]

3 pawns have to be very specific right?

[last verge]

there was a very interesting puzzle where people were asked to compose a king and pawn endgame where black was up 3 pawns but it was still a draw and a solution was found (no doubled pawns)

[digital kayak]

I’m talking about king and pawn endgames

[sly ledge]

placed in the worst spot

[digital kayak]

Tripled pawns is an example

[last verge]

of course if you double pawns then it's a different story

but three non-doubled pawns has the potential to be a draw still which is pretty cool

[lean linden]

And pawn structure is very important for this question too tho, because if the pawns are doubled in one or more spots, the position changes completely

[restive storm]

open sicilian prep vs najdorf variation

[lean linden]

That's awesome

[hearty mural]

2 pawns up can sometimes still be drawn in opposite color bishop endgames

[normal mason]

Tbf, we were responding to the really vague thing bull cactus said

[lean linden]

yea

[digital kayak]

Up a pawn could be a win

[last verge]

chess is very situational

[lean linden]

Although I did have this one game with opposite colored bishops and I was up only one pawn and I pulled a win

[sly ledge]

btw guys isn't this theory

I thought it was theory

[normal mason]

Yeah rare, opp bishops cause draws a lot

[digital kayak]

How is it theory

You shoulda just played bishop b3

[restive storm]

btw guys this isn't theory
I thought this was theory

[digital kayak]

Or taken the knight

[lime jay]

Give me tips for chess all i hear is puzzles but idk if theres anything else

[sly ledge]

yes but Ive seen GM's play this i forgot the name lemme try to find it

[last verge]

am i playing the london right

[lime jay]

37

[digital kayak]

Also some theory can be considered a mistake now

[lime jay]

Uwu.

[restive storm]

no

[restive storm]

not quite

[next raft]

you are such a noob 💀

[lime jay]

13

[lean linden]

True, I like to play the rousseau gambit. And the engine calls it a mistake

[digital kayak]

Cuz it is

[sly ledge]

ok but taking the knight usually leads to a worse position for white

[digital kayak]

Same with the blackburne

[last verge]

because rosseau is refuted

[last verge]

barcode

[digital kayak]

Bb3 is the right move

[restive storm]

@last verge did I tell you about my new rating

[lean linden]

True, but it's still fun to play and not everyone knows how to counteract it

[lime jay]

300 but its only that because i used to always resign and play random moves

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Rapid: 2218 (2230 peak)
Blitz: 2300 (2300 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (2302 peak)

[digital kayak]

Just play that

[last verge]

are you finally 800

[restive storm]

yeah

[sly ledge]

ok

[lime jay]

no

[sly ledge]

pro advice

[lime jay]

how to be more accurate shi like that

[sly ledge]

Git good

[digital kayak]

Dude just don’t blunder pieces and you’ll get like 600

[lime jay]

would good habits make me more accurate

[sly ledge]

eventually yes

[lean linden]

Part of it is just playing more

[digital kayak]

Dude just don’t hang pieces

That will get you higher

[lean linden]

Being more aware of tactics and the full board

[next raft]

my opponent played a brilliant move guys 😔

[sly ledge]

You were destined to lose

[hard gyro]

Hey guys, what's up?

[lime jay]

if i watch him will it make me feel less guilty for being responsible for 9/11

[sly ledge]

You mean less guilty for cooking meth

[digital kayak]

Dude you aren’t funny

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Bad and inappropriate joke.

[lime jay]

nuh uh

[next raft]

i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't matter 😭

[lime jay]

never happened

[digital kayak]

All these 13 year olds think their cool and edgy

But they just look stupid

[lime jay]

it was a joke chill out

[hard gyro]

Fr

[sly ledge]

that's actually what I was trying to do but ok

[lime jay]

mental capacity of a 5 year old

[lean linden]

A bad joke that wasn't funny

[digital kayak]

A joke that made you looked munted

[hard gyro]

These jokes ain't allowed.

[lime jay]

Cope.

[lean linden]

Bro be more aware of the line that you just crossed

[digital kayak]

I know it’s a joke I’m just pointing out how stupid it made you look

Also you crossed a line

[lime jay]

I own 5 birds.

[digital kayak]

Some topics are not appropriate to joke about in certain places

[lime jay]

One is tim, kim jim, fin, thim.

[sly ledge]

wait are we gonna bully him for making that joke

[digital kayak]

This is an example

[sly ledge]

hell yeah

[lime jay]

I had alfredo and a cup of tea today.

[hard gyro]

No, we will wait for the mods.

[lime jay]

Yumeerrrs.

[sly ledge]

Dammit

[next raft]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-didnt-ask-dont-care-dont-gif-23967669

[lime jay]

Ok so I can give yall instructions on how to move on from pixels on a screen tht have no real meaning

[wispy spindle]

n = 4
for (x = 0; x < 2n - 1; x++){
for(y = 0; y < 2n - 1; y++){
print(abs(n - 1 - x) + max(0, abs(n - 1 - y) - abs (n - 1 - x)) + 1)}
println()}

[hard gyro]

Can't joke about certain stuff tho.

[digital kayak]

You aren’t mature or intelligent enough to understand the severity of words

[wispy spindle]

funny how u can make a math function to solve the problem instead of doing coding logic

[next raft]

what did bro say

[lime jay]

Tragic

[hard gyro]

True.

[digital kayak]

He made a 9/11 joke

[hard gyro]

9/11 joke.

[sly ledge]

can someone ping me if this happens

[digital kayak]

He’s a stupid 13 year old kid he doesn’t understand what he said

[lime jay]

^

[next raft]

discord mfs adding 9/11 to every joke :

[lime jay]

it was a joke can we end the conversation here damn

[sly ledge]

was there a magnet 9/11

[hard gyro]

Relax, calm down.

[lean linden]

Anyways, we've made our point that it crossed a line, let's move on

[digital kayak]

I am relaxed

[hard gyro]

The mods will handle it from here.

[digital kayak]

I’m just blunt

I don’t sugar coat things

[next raft]

sure

[lime jay]

Anyway it didn't harm me so idrc

[wispy spindle]

usually i do much worse on these

[hard gyro]

Please, read this y'all.

[lime jay]

I'm going to keep making jokes

[digital kayak]

Also the mods won’t anyway

[digital kayak]

Jokes aren’t the issue it’s the content of the joke

[next raft]

im a 700 and i never blunder 🤓

[digital kayak]

The mods are incompetent

[sly ledge]

bruh wtf is this guy

[digital kayak]

You have way too much faith in them

[lime jay]

Go on

[sly ledge]

I'm scared if I win against this guy ima get destroyed

[digital kayak]

The only time mods ever do anything is if someone points out how useless they are

So I’ll be getting muted soon I imagine

[lime jay]

Bro is not woke 🔥

[digital kayak]

Me?

[lime jay]

Mhmm

[rapid nexus]

bet

[digital kayak]

I’m gonna be muted soon

[hard gyro]

Oof.

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1392 (1392 peak)
Blitz: 611 (949 peak)
Bullet: 627 (900 peak)

[lime jay]

You problem

[rapid nexus]

mods are more useless than the g file pawn at the start

[digital kayak]

It will be that idiot bastoura

[hard gyro]

Wild.

[digital kayak]

Or someone else

[hard gyro]

Chill out.

[sudden pike]

Can someone play chess with me?? I wanna practics with someone

[digital kayak]

If they mute me it does prove my point though

[rapid nexus]

elo?

[digital kayak]

I am chill

[lean linden]

What's your rating?

[sudden pike]

329

[hard gyro]

You are provoking them and name-calling them, ofc you will be muted.

[sly ledge]

you do not seem chill bruh

[lime jay]

Symbiote dont disrespect the hierarchy

[sudden pike]

Whats rating

[rapid nexus]

highest in a while

[sudden pike]

Can someone playyyyy witg Mee

[digital kayak]

Pointing out the incompetence of people is still chill

[lean linden]

I'll play a couple with you to help and to leave this conversation

[sly ledge]

you name called too

[sudden pike]

Ok

[digital kayak]

Idiot is hardly anything

[hard gyro]

It does provoke mods tho.

[digital kayak]

I restrain myself from using other language because that would be unnecessary escalation

[hard gyro]

Now change the damn topic.

[digital kayak]

You are completely missing my point

[lime jay]

Mods skin him alive

[sly ledge]

Solve this ez puzzle

[lime jay]

ba1

[next raft]

OH I KNOW THIS ONE! pawn to e3

[sly ledge]

yes pawn to e3

[lament sparrow]

poor guy 😂

i promise that i didn't cheat

[hard gyro]

Bc6?

[sly ledge]

yes

[hard gyro]

Ah

[next raft]

i mean he is 600

[sly ledge]

real answer is bc6

[lime jay]

give me 1

[sly ledge]

Rxb7

[next raft]

bro betrayed

[hard gyro]

Yeah, then Black is in Zug Zwang

[sly ledge]

after rxb7 then what

[next raft]

f##k puzzles just draw by agreement

[sly ledge]

Big brain

[digital kayak]

Ba6?

[sly ledge]

first move is bc6 after black plays rxb7

[keen parrot]

whats up bitches

[digital kayak]

Then take rook with bishop and then bishop a6

[next raft]

ceiling 🤓

[keen parrot]

[digital kayak]

Actually it’s bc6 back

[sly ledge]

no you have to do be7+ first

[lime jay]

ke5

trustt

[sly ledge]

bruh

[next raft]

just resign bro

[sly ledge]

I gave u the easiest puzzle and u didn't even get it

[keen parrot]

its just m4 right?

[lime jay]

i was joking

[sly ledge]

yes big brain

[south zenith]

Started out a yt 13 days ago and now got 167 views on a video in 15 hours!! Is that a lot?

[digital kayak]

Take the time pawn then play kf8

[keen parrot]

nh6 kf7 kf8 ng7

[hard gyro]

Idk, check with Bishop with Bxb7?

[lime jay]

is ke5 king e5

[keen parrot]

black plays h5

[sly ledge]

U mean nf7?

[hard gyro]

I am barely 850

[digital kayak]

Knight h6?

[keen parrot]

thats actually pretty good

[next raft]

uhm akchually black just promotes and wins 🤓

[wispy spindle]

I am barely 2850

[lime jay]

am i black

[wispy spindle]

(Fide)

[keen parrot]

i am barely 3200

[hard gyro]

Teach me your ways.

[glossy radish]

hi

[last verge]

chess is really hard and i don't like this game

[south zenith]

Thanks! I was impressed myself haha

[next raft]

i am almost 2000 just 1300 left 🤓

[cinder rock]

I’m barely Stockfish 150

[wispy spindle]

sorry i forgot a 0 i meant 28500

[next raft]

weak

[sly ledge]

ok my it said discord is connecting

[lime jay]

@sly ledge AM I BLACK IN THE PUZZLE

[last verge]

EZ BLITZ GAME

[sly ledge]

no you're white

[lime jay]

oh

[digital phoenix]

only 84.5 tho

[next raft]

martin's son?

[lime jay]

how is that funny

[next raft]

coach me

[digital phoenix]

dude is that a decimal

[wispy spindle]

Bro made 3.2 mistakes 💀

[boreal flower]

kill me

[sly ledge]

yes nh6

[grim edge]

Ok.

[sly ledge]

are u edp

[lime jay]

nh6

[wispy spindle]

445 u know it bbg

[cinder rock]

My dog eats stockcat for breakfast

[last verge]

a mild amount of trolling

[grim edge]

Holy shit even if i tries I wouldn’t play this bad and i suck at chess

[wispy spindle]

My dog eats human flesh for breakfast

[boreal flower]

ong

[digital phoenix]

nah that wont change the accuracy that much

[next raft]

you should be ashamed

[wispy spindle]

thoughts?

[sly ledge]

guys remember that guy I called me Everest this him

[cinder rock]

I eat human flesh and dogs for breakfast

[keen parrot]

he looks just like me fr

[next raft]

weak i beat your dog by using benji

[sly ledge]

bros dog eats cats

[digital phoenix]

i did 9 moves of theory and then i just get mistake

[lime jay]

delete this

[sly ledge]

skill issue

[vernal goblet]

[grim edge]

You have got some nerve….

[next raft]

delete yourself

[grim edge]

Fk it we ball

[digital phoenix]

You have got some nerve...

[lime jay]

@digital kayak

[next raft]

what?

[digital phoenix]

i think hes gonna ping mods

[next raft]

he got some nerve for that

[wispy spindle]

mods are asleep funny time go

[digital phoenix]

such nerve

[grim edge]

No i have plenty of nerves my peripheral nervous system is very healthy

[sly ledge]

agree

[lilac hamlet]

Hi y'all

[keen parrot]

😭why

[cinder rock]

My dog owns both Chess.com and Lichess

[next raft]

you said the L word

[keen parrot]

hello

[grim edge]

Mommy anitta is not here?

[next raft]

ban him mods

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-26026565

[grim edge]

Yay

[digital phoenix]

screenshot of shame

[grim edge]

Ngl fire boy and ice girl was cool

[lilac hamlet]

Sup

[grim edge]

Bro please dont

[next raft]

fr

[lime jay]

dickrider moment

[grim edge]

Getting banned speedrun

She will ban me

She is brutal

[keen parrot]

just woke up, gonna eat breakfast

[grim edge]

She scares me

[grim edge]

Delete pls

[digital phoenix]

ill just leave the screenshot there if no one sees it then nothing will happen

[wispy spindle]

18 damn pages of “mommy” in this server

[sly ledge]

wait can I send this here

[boreal flower]

I'm 𝜋 elo

[grim edge]

Bro why

[fading spruce]

This chat is honestly one of the worst I have seen

[grim edge]

Cmon

[last verge]

georgy lisitsyn

[keen parrot]

i am 2/439

[cinder rock]

My dog was 1 year old when he turned 15 years old, he can reverse gravity, he can undo a ban as well

[lilac hamlet]

That's great to know

[grim edge]

There's 18 pages for the word mommy but not a single page mentioning
"I love mitzu"

[sly ledge]

I appreciate it

[next raft]

i ate your dog