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[narrow orchid]

ok beginner

[digital kayak]

Ok

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> symbio5107

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Rapid: 1594 (1623 peak)
Blitz: 1140 (1170 peak)
Bullet: 1138 (1148 peak)

[next raft]

beginner

[digital kayak]

Here you go bozo

[next raft]

imagine being a beginner

[digital kayak]

I told you

[narrow orchid]

rapid ew

[next raft]

anything below 8000 is a beginner

[digital kayak]

That’s intermediate

[next raft]

cap

[flint fox]

Wtf

[mossy comet]

BACK TO 200 LETS GO

[digital kayak]

If you want I can give you a list of openings worse than kings gambit

There’s plenty that are worse

[next raft]

then there's this mf

[mossy comet]

2100 real

[next raft]

bro reaches 200 elo 200 times a day

[warm tartan]

hello everybody

[flint fox]

Magnet carlsen

[mossy comet]

magnum card sum

[next raft]

fr

magnesium

[narrow orchid]

caro and bird are biggest contenders

[low sable]

yeah you're right

[viral epoch]

Rosimo is back?

[mossy comet]

Also should i learn how to do the tricks in jumpstyle

[flint fox]

.

.

[mossy comet]

i am SWEATING

[potent carbon]

why

[narrow orchid]

i wasnt ever gone

[mossy comet]

i am dance

[potent carbon]

cool

[digital kayak]

Halloween gambit, the tumbleweed opening. The ware opening, the crab opening, and the duras gambit to name a few @next raft

[flint fox]

• e

[next raft]

hhi

[viral epoch]

[narrow orchid]

if youre good at attacking the halloween is probably fine

[mossy comet]

Magnum Carlsen (ice cream carlesn)

[flint fox]

The ice cream brand

[mossy comet]

yes

[next raft]

crab is the best

[mossy comet]

also please tell me if i shohld learn the tricks in jumpstyle danc

brake throo myself!!

[digital kayak]

I played in my first FIDE tournament

That was cool

[visual osprey]

Who would like to challenge me in a game of chess

[restive storm]

he missed mate in 1 and I won in the end

[digital kayak]

These people will bully you

[mossy comet]

bro MIGHT be rollin

[narrow orchid]

I play openings that are -2 otb

as white

any opinions

[grim edge]

Chud

[mossy comet]

fr

[digital kayak]

Lithium is better

[flint fox]

Fr is not forealium

[visual osprey]

Because of my rating?

[mossy comet]

EUGHYAAAAAAAAAAAA

[low sable]

the rolling lasted shorter than i thought

[digital kayak]

Yeah people will crush you

[next raft]

what?

[next raft]

uranium better

[digital kayak]

Japan disagrees

[mossy comet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7BQ9MMiij5HbB7W91mH7Sf?si=Kq12LRAuQ5aZMAEqYiT_LA&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A4cYIJ7gF23G19pFyi4yDyv how to blow your eardrums in a few seconds

[visual osprey]

As I recall playing stronger opponents is better than weaker, plus unrated is a thing

[narrow orchid]

pretty sure japan is a big fan of uranium, i mean they got so much in their country

[digital kayak]

Up to a certain point yes but being obliterated won’t teach you much

If you’re gonna offer a challenge set a rating limit trust me

[narrow orchid]

ive gotten better by playing better people too

[mossy comet]

im literally sweating hard af

i hate summer

[visual osprey]

Wdym by rating limit

[digital kayak]

Only people a certain rating can accept the challenge

[latent pebble]

Heya

[digital kayak]

Hi

[latent pebble]

That lekaiser dude got banned btw

[digital kayak]

Good

[latent pebble]

lmao

[digital kayak]

He was a piece of work

[visual osprey]

What is your rating

[digital kayak]

High enough where it wouldn’t be a fair fight

[opaque apex]

he so real for that one..

[visual osprey]

And how do you know my rating

[digital kayak]

But floating around 1550-1600

[digital kayak]

I looked at your roles

They could be wrong but that is rare

[mossy comet]

EUGHHHUAAAAAAAGGHHHHH

[visual osprey]

So you accept the challenge

[opaque apex]

idk bout that one chief

[digital phoenix]

how will it be wrong

[digital kayak]

Yes I do

[mossy comet]

what about Wah

[digital kayak]

I saw someone have a 500 role who was 2k

[digital phoenix]

2k bullet?

cos if u have rapid and blitz one will be low one will be high u have 2

[opaque apex]

waluigi approves

[digital phoenix]

so maybe the guy had <500 and 2000-2199

[mossy comet]

Yeayeayeayeayeayeywyyayea

[flint fox]

Wenomechainsama

[mossy comet]

Tumajarbisaun

[grim edge]

my insomnia is gettinh worse

[wispy spindle]

COOK

[grim edge]

[wispy spindle]

NOW REPLACE THE O WITH C

CCCK

[mystic stream]

CCOK?

[wispy spindle]

IDIOT YOU FORGOT THE O

[mystic stream]

u said THE o

[wispy spindle]

YES THE O

[mystic stream]

i thougth the first O was THE o

[wispy spindle]

YOU FORGOT THE O

CCCK

[mystic stream]

bro its so hard to find a bullet match

[wispy spindle]

NOW REPLACE THE C WITH O

OOOK

[digital phoenix]

oook

[grim edge]

thats correct

[mystic stream]

OOOK

i love to OOOK

[wispy spindle]

NOW REPLACE THE O WITH K

KKKK

[digital phoenix]

roblox cringe

[grim edge]

true queen

[split sorrel]

Hi

[topaz wasp]

How do i change the connection from discord to chess com

[digital phoenix]

/disconnect_ _

[balmy sedge]

ok

[sharp galleon]

no message in 4 mins

new record

[glossy radish]

loser

[digital phoenix]

!welcome

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[sharp galleon]

I see

[digital phoenix]

how to get trusted

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[sharp galleon]

we have yet to beat that

[worn ice]

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[glossy radish]

oh that’s cellen

[digital phoenix]

its shrogism

[sharp galleon]

shrogism.

[glossy radish]

cullen

[mossy comet]

i HATE trusted role!!

[lament jacinth]

V thought she could hide from me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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Rapid: 2303 (2303 peak)
Blitz: 2168 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2300 peak)

[sharp galleon]

wtf

[digital phoenix]

#reaction-roles

[sharp galleon]

I literally just disconnected my account

[digital phoenix]

disconnecting is cringe

[mossy comet]

i love trusted role!

[sharp galleon]

I wanted to connect my 400 rated alt

[mystic stream]

yay i hit 2550 bulet

[digital phoenix]

im grinding 2k bullet

[topaz wasp]

I’m grinding 2400 bullet

[digital phoenix]

im grinding

[topaz wasp]

No, I’m grinding

[next raft]

petition to make en passant forced

[sharp galleon]

I’m the lowest rated guy here

[vernal goblet]

feels good man

i reached 1368 rating

[sharp galleon]

nvm

[vernal goblet]

very respectable rating

[next raft]

sure sure

[sharp galleon]

go reach 2368

[next raft]

i am 646 fight me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Taha Ahmed (tahaahmedpk16)

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Rapid: 646 (648 peak)
Blitz: 545 (686 peak)
Bullet: 625 (764 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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Rapid: 2303 (2303 peak)
Blitz: 2168 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2300 peak)

[next raft]

700n't

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 5tre4k

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Blitz: 2209 (2232 peak)
Bullet: 2315 (2315 peak)

[sharp galleon]

2400n’t

[sharp galleon]

the fuc-

[next raft]

relatable

[sharp galleon]

is that some One Piece lore I don’t get

[next raft]

i never watched anime so idk

[sharp galleon]

sigh

[vernal goblet]

feels good man

im in top 5% of chess players

[wispy spindle]

that’s bottom 5 btw

[vernal goblet]

white > black

[sharp galleon]

not even intermediate and already has a 95% percentile

[wispy spindle]

your mom > your dad

[sharp galleon]

why is your winrrate with black this bad

you’re getting demolished

[vernal goblet]

intermediate is 1200+, noob is 400+, beginner is 800+ and expert is 1600+

[tepid panther]

Expert is not 1600+ lol

[sharp galleon]

man thinks expert is 1600+

[vernal goblet]

chess is racist

[tepid panther]

2000 is expert lmao

[vernal goblet]

well for chess.com it is

[tepid panther]

No it is not

[vernal goblet]

you start off with 4 levels "noob, beginner, intermediate, expert" each 400, 800, 1200, 1600

[sharp galleon]

just get good

[next raft]

agree to disagree

[next raft]

lifetime

[tepid panther]

1600 is definitely intermediate mate

[next raft]

im 700ish what am i

[stuck plank]

[vernal goblet]

NOOOOOOOOOOB

[next raft]

probably

[next raft]

[vernal goblet]

u have like 30 games lmao

[tepid panther]

I'd say anything up to 1200 is a beginner, under 2k is intermediate

[sharp galleon]

honestly 1800s aren’t super easy to beat, so I will say 1800

[vernal goblet]

i think expert is 1800+ tbh

[next raft]

no shit

[sharp galleon]

they don’t make one move blunders

[digital phoenix]

i think expert is 2200

[tepid panther]

1800s are still learning the fundamentals of chess

[next raft]

def not expert is 200

[tepid panther]

Probs something like that

[sharp galleon]

I’m still learning the fundamentals at 2300 🗿

[tepid panther]

Same but 2160

[vernal goblet]

noob is <600, beginner is 600-1200, intermediate is 1200-1600, strong intermediate, 1600-1800, expert 1800-2200, master 2200+

[next raft]

imagine grinding elo and not using inspect element

[tepid panther]

No

[latent pebble]

2600 fide is expert anything under is bad

[next raft]

beginner is 800-1000

[tepid panther]

Expert is not at 1800 lol

[vernal goblet]

cope

[latent pebble]

1800 is like advanced intermediate

[tepid panther]

At 1800 you still have 1 or 2 move blunders

[vernal goblet]

nah advanced intermediate is 1600+

[next raft]

1100-1500 is intermediate i think

[tepid panther]

Consistent blunders

[vernal goblet]

nah not blunders

no blunders after 1600

[latent pebble]

such wide rating

[vernal goblet]

mistakes maybe but no blunders

[next raft]

2 bad i stopped blundering at 600

[tepid panther]

Wtf chess are you playing

[latent pebble]

1200 is novice

[vernal goblet]

blunders are like botez gambit

[latent pebble]

What

[digital phoenix]

what

[tepid panther]

Bro thinks you just stop blundering after 1600

[latent pebble]

bro does not play chess

[digital phoenix]

hes 500

[vernal goblet]

[tepid panther]

Dude we are all over 2000 telling you that you're wrong

[vernal goblet]

cope

[latent pebble]

It’s always the bad players that have the wildest opinions

[tepid panther]

Ong

[vernal goblet]

cope harder

[next raft]

as an ex 500 i strongly decline he might be 200

[vernal goblet]

i am the best chess player at my school

[digital phoenix]

such skill

[latent pebble]

You’re not an expert until 2600 fide

[tepid panther]

@digital phoenix W or L?

[vernal goblet]

cap

[digital phoenix]

dude being best in a group of kindergardeners is nothing

[next raft]

disabled kids school?

[latent pebble]

Too far

[digital phoenix]

idk but nice guitar

[tepid panther]

Not far enough

[topaz wasp]

☝️

[tepid panther]

Thanks thats my strat

[vernal goblet]

cope cope cope

im right ur wrong

[tepid panther]

I bet this dude gets bullied in school

[vernal goblet]

cope

[tepid panther]

@vernal goblet BRO SOMEONE LEAKED YOUR SNAP STORY

[vernal goblet]

cope

ima become 2000 by end of 2024 just watch me

and then 2200 by 2025

[tepid panther]

If you say so mate

But try it without stockfish yeah?

[vernal goblet]

cope

[split sorrel]

Earlier I showed off a puzzle, that was a draw according to stockfish at depth 79, how is this a draw?

[vernal goblet]

harder

[tepid panther]

Bro has like 5 words in his internal dictionary

He might actually be in kindergarten. Is this what kids say these days?

[vernal goblet]

cope

[split sorrel]

Your not 1300

[vernal goblet]

wanna 1v1?

ill clap u

[mystic stream]

i just beat this 2700 twice and got 22 elo lmao

[mystic stream]

no

[tepid panther]

W

[split sorrel]

Idc, your not 1300

Your roles say otherwise

[vernal goblet]

says the person below 1k

cope

[split sorrel]

Your also below 1k

[vernal goblet]

cap

[mystic stream]

💀

[split sorrel]

Proof?

[tepid panther]

This is like noob jousting

I wanna see who wins

[vernal goblet]

no need, im just too good

[split sorrel]

Nah, no one is

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

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Rapid: 2300 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2503 (2503 peak)
Bullet: 2578 (2578 peak)

[tepid panther]

My money is on bull catus. He's not too bright, but persistent as hell lol

[upbeat fossil]

i just got no blunders no mistakes no missed wins

[mystic stream]

how much u betting

[tepid panther]

Link account

[next raft]

<0 imagine

[upbeat fossil]

how do i do

[tepid panther]

I'll out a fiver on it

[split sorrel]

Show your profile rn @vernal goblet

[vernal goblet]

no

[next raft]

how tf do we draw periodic table

[mystic stream]

bro its so hard to find a mach

[vernal goblet]

unless we 1v1

[tepid panther]

@vernal goblet if you don't beat him don't you dare bother showing your face again

[next raft]

without messing it up

[split sorrel]

Exactly, bc your not 1300

[vernal goblet]

then lets 1v1 noob

[mystic stream]

bull cactus is 555 blitz

[tepid panther]

OOF

[mystic stream]

btd is 641

[split sorrel]

Exposed

[next raft]

imagine

[tepid panther]

Catus nooooo I have money on you 😭

[next raft]

could be me

[mystic stream]

cactus has a 935 bullet

[vernal goblet]

cap

[upbeat fossil]

dms

[tepid panther]

Oh shit bros elo is mid asf

[split sorrel]

/profile

[mystic stream]

ur username is Imperii

[vernal goblet]

cope

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sup3rmar1022

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Rapid: 676 (812 peak)
Blitz: 641 (679 peak)
Bullet: 558 (635 peak)

[vernal goblet]

THATS ITTTT

[split sorrel]

No u lmao

[vernal goblet]

BROOOO, IM OVER DOUBLE UR RATING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tepid panther]

@upbeat fossil #🔗〡connect-account

[split sorrel]

Not according to YOUR ROLES which link to YOUR CHESS.COM ACCOUNT

Lmao

[vernal goblet]

COPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[split sorrel]

No u

[upbeat fossil]

done

[sharp galleon]

||he connected with an alt, run while you can||

[tepid panther]

Sweet relog on discord I think for it to work

[split sorrel]

Oh no

[tepid panther]

Idk haven't linked in a fat minute

[upbeat fossil]

and done

[split sorrel]

I can't believe I got duped by a 1300 and lost nothing lmao

[tepid panther]

Nice it worked!

[vernal goblet]

cope harder im almost 1400

[upbeat fossil]

ight now what how do i prove it

[split sorrel]

Nah, you will lose your 1300 next lmao

Your so toxic

[tepid panther]

How about you 1v1 me

[vernal goblet]

cope

[sleek zealot]

[vernal goblet]

but ur 2000

[split sorrel]

Show the account that is linked to your 1368 also that is not almost 1400

[tepid panther]

You're an expert bro wym

[upbeat fossil]

^ @tepid panther

[vernal goblet]

cope

[split sorrel]

Says the one who is supposedly 1400 and is trying to 1v1 a 600

[vernal goblet]

ill smack u

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geoa170

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Rapid: 773 (773 peak)
Blitz: 405

[tepid panther]

/profile <----

[vernal goblet]

yes after this game ill dm u

[tepid panther]

@upbeat fossil

[split sorrel]

Ik that, but half of the entire world does so that isn't impressive lol

[upbeat fossil]

it doesnt show recent game

[worn ice]

tex3mjf (758) vs. geoa170 (773)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nd4 4. Qc3 c6 5. Nf3 Bb4 6. Qc4 cxb5 7. Qxb4 Nxc2+ 8. Kd1 Nxb4 9. Nxe5 Qc7 10. f4 d6 11. Nf3 Nd3 12. Nc3 b4 13. Nd5 Qc4 14. b3 Nf2+ 15. Ke1 Qc5 16. Rf1 Nxe4 17. d3 Nc3 18. d4 Qxd5 19. Bd2 Qe4+ 20. Kf2 Nd5 21. Rfe1 Ne3 22. Rxe3 Nf6 23. Rxe4+ Nxe4+ 24. Ke3 Nxd2 25. Nxd2 Ke7 26. Re1 Be6 27. Kf3 Rhc8 28. Nc4 d5 29. Na5 b6 30. Nb7 Rab8 31. f5 Rc3+ 32. Kf4 Rxb7 33. fxe6 fxe6 34. g4 Rc2 35. h4 a5 36. g5 Kd6 37. h5 Rxa2 38. g6 Rh2 39. Re5 h6 40. Kg3 Rh1 41. Kg2 Rd1 42. Re3 Rxd4 43. Rf3 Rh4 44. Rf8 Kc5 45. Rc8+ Kd4 46. Re8 e5 47. Kg3 Rh1 48. Kg4 e4 49. Kf5 Rb1 50. Ke6 Rf1 51. Re7 Rf6# 

[tepid panther]

It won't, idk how to do that

[vernal goblet]

you know 1350 is around top 5% of chess.com

that isnt "half the world"

[upbeat fossil]

js click dis url https://www.chess.com/game/live/83380602163

[worn ice]

tex3mjf (758) vs. geoa170 (773)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nd4 4. Qc3 c6 5. Nf3 Bb4 6. Qc4 cxb5 7. Qxb4 Nxc2+ 8. Kd1 Nxb4 9. Nxe5 Qc7 10. f4 d6 11. Nf3 Nd3 12. Nc3 b4 13. Nd5 Qc4 14. b3 Nf2+ 15. Ke1 Qc5 16. Rf1 Nxe4 17. d3 Nc3 18. d4 Qxd5 19. Bd2 Qe4+ 20. Kf2 Nd5 21. Rfe1 Ne3 22. Rxe3 Nf6 23. Rxe4+ Nxe4+ 24. Ke3 Nxd2 25. Nxd2 Ke7 26. Re1 Be6 27. Kf3 Rhc8 28. Nc4 d5 29. Na5 b6 30. Nb7 Rab8 31. f5 Rc3+ 32. Kf4 Rxb7 33. fxe6 fxe6 34. g4 Rc2 35. h4 a5 36. g5 Kd6 37. h5 Rxa2 38. g6 Rh2 39. Re5 h6 40. Kg3 Rh1 41. Kg2 Rd1 42. Re3 Rxd4 43. Rf3 Rh4 44. Rf8 Kc5 45. Rc8+ Kd4 46. Re8 e5 47. Kg3 Rh1 48. Kg4 e4 49. Kf5 Rb1 50. Ke6 Rf1 51. Re7 Rf6# 

[vernal goblet]

[split sorrel]

I'm talking about myself, skull issue

[digital phoenix]

im top 0.1% on chess.com hence im the best in the world

[tepid panther]

1350 is pretty mid dude. You're trying to out lipstick on a pig lol

[vernal goblet]

cope harder

[tepid panther]

Same 😎

[upbeat fossil]

play me i used to play ranked

[digital phoenix]

eat my lumberloon

[tepid panther]

99.9% I must be like magnus

[split sorrel]

<@&745328830649991179> can you plz tell @vernal goblet to either show his profile or admit to trolling

[tepid panther]

Not really 200 elo, was hovering between 2000 and 2050 for a minute

[split sorrel]

I'm just done with this dude

Get the mods to decide who wins lol

[tepid panther]

Was at 2080 for a while and then finally hit 2150. Have somehow kept it

[vernal goblet]

i aint forced to show my rating cope

[tepid panther]

Idel why he's bragging about 1300. It's still mid asf

[split sorrel]

Then your a troll lmao

[tepid panther]

It took me like 5 months to hit 1300

[split sorrel]

Cope

[tepid panther]

Probably not even

[upbeat fossil]

bro no images is so annoying

[split sorrel]

Was I supposed to ping the other server role?

[vernal goblet]

cope harder

ill easily beat u

[split sorrel]

No you, you are a troll

[vernal goblet]

i can beat magnus daily

[upbeat fossil]

play me please

[vernal goblet]

doesnt mean ur better ill beat u easily

[split sorrel]

Half of the world beats me lmao

[tepid panther]

@vernal goblet how long have you been playing chess?

[split sorrel]

K you are def trolling

[tepid panther]

He's just better bro

[digital phoenix]

come play me

[split sorrel]

<@&809538024865923100> <@&745328830649991179> idk who to ping, @vernal goblet is trolling

[digital phoenix]

i need fodder

[vernal goblet]

i aint trolling ive been here for months

[upbeat fossil]

me first

[latent pebble]

Bro made his account in Jan

[tepid panther]

@vernal goblet answer the question mate

[mystic stream]

ez hit 2600 bullet

[high oasis]

fish

[split sorrel]

You can be here for months and still troll lmao

[tepid panther]

1300 in 7 months??

[digital phoenix]

well he ran away

[high oasis]

i ate stockfish

[latent pebble]

Washed ah nm

[vernal goblet]

december but then a pause between like feburary and then march and then march and then june

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

This is the Chess.com profile of catlivesmatter. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2300 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2503 (2503 peak)
Bullet: 2602 (2610 peak)

[tepid panther]

Took me 5

[high oasis]

and chicken

[mystic stream]

i dont see ur 2600 bullet

[digital phoenix]

are u gonna play or are u gonna keep on running

[mystic stream]

i wanna play in titled tuesday

[upbeat fossil]

challenged u

[hollow elbow]

wanna play @mystic stream

[vernal goblet]

so motnhs wise about 3-4 months

[tepid panther]

Sounds like massive copium to me mate

[mystic stream]

sure

[hollow elbow]

bullet?

[split sorrel]

Show proff lmao

[tepid panther]

Bro you get rolled 😭

[mystic stream]

wait actually

[digital phoenix]

dont see anything

[fading spruce]

I’m making doughnuts right now can’t play

[mystic stream]

ik but i want to play someone famous

[hollow elbow]

is smurfing allowed guys

[vernal goblet]

cope

[hollow elbow]

asking for a friend

[high oasis]

messi works in florida now

[split sorrel]

Dot think so

[latent pebble]

Why don’t you play

[split sorrel]

No you lmao

[next raft]

are there any free chess courses (advanced level)

[mystic stream]

I gtg eat

[tepid panther]

I gotta get my blitz up

[tepid panther]

I live in florida

[hollow elbow]

Ask magnet niesman

who wants to play

[next raft]

who is that 🤓

[upbeat fossil]

i cant challenge bc i havent played 8 games on the site

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[next raft]

fr

[upbeat fossil]

wait ive played 9

how am i a newcomer

[hollow elbow]

who wants to play 😱

[next raft]

also should i play unrated against higher rated players or rated?

[upbeat fossil]

i added u i think it works if i add u

[vernal goblet]

rated

[hollow elbow]

@bright trench wanna play bullet

[split sorrel]

@vernal goblet play one of the players here on your 1368 account

[next raft]

wouldn't that just f##k my rating

i need to know what is better

[restive storm]

this is the most important thing you unlock when you become a titled player

[upbeat fossil]

add back og i wanna clap u

[vernal goblet]

no

[next raft]

i am a titled player

[split sorrel]

Why not lmao

[next raft]

"blunder master"

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[split sorrel]

Play me then

I will abort if you actually have your 1368

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[split sorrel]

Go to #🔖〡roles oles, click one of the options

[digital phoenix]

i am a titled player

[split sorrel]

Sorry, #reaction-roles

[vernal goblet]

NO

[split sorrel]

Not roles

[split sorrel]

Why?

[vernal goblet]

because im too good

[bright trench]

sure

[split sorrel]

Then prove it

[languid cradle]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[bright trench]

love the name btw

[next raft]

"500-999"

[split sorrel]

Yes lmao

[sacred sigil]

Hi

I LOVE chess

[grim edge]

got my first ever brilliant💪

[next raft]

show your account not this bs

[warped oriole]

congrats

[split sorrel]

Yes lmao

[next raft]

do /profile

[next raft]

ggs man

[split sorrel]

Yeah, your cheating lmao,

[vernal goblet]

cope harder

i just got gud

[split sorrel]

Ok what lessons did you take

[digital phoenix]

me when the 500 talking shit

[split sorrel]

No one does that spike

[vernal goblet]

0 i just thought harder

[split sorrel]

Can we ban this dude

[warped oriole]

nah he just get locked out

[digital phoenix]

what u gonna ban him for lmao

[vernal goblet]

went from 500 to almost 1400 in like 3 days lmao

[digital phoenix]

being a dick not really bannable

[split sorrel]

This dude is trolling, and potentially cheating

[split sorrel]

Yeah, explain how u did that

[leaden niche]

what if he's just that good

[digital phoenix]

well u get him banned then

[humble summit]

It says ur 500-999 rated

[next raft]

@vernal goblet im so good at chess look 🤓

[queen canyon]

🍿

[digital phoenix]

he is

[next raft]

this is 100% my own personal account

[vernal goblet]

i played a lot and got good

[next raft]

not possible

[split sorrel]

Ok link the account, prove it belongs to you

[next raft]

it updates the role the second you increase your rating

[vernal goblet]

nope

[split sorrel]

Yeah I assumed so

[next raft]

imagine

[vernal goblet]

ima just paste this again

[split sorrel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[next raft]

show the acc ss?

[limpid merlin]

Excuse me i just joined, im roughly a 900 rated. I have my first tournament tomorrow, could i play with someone and just have someone point out my key weaknesses and what i have to critically improve in?

[vernal goblet]

my rating went up a lot

[vernal goblet]

sure ill 1v1 u

[green jungle]

what i get when i run bull cat's connected acc:

[next raft]

💀

bro's even lower rated than me

[green jungle]

💀

[queen canyon]

What a scammer

[vernal goblet]

cope

[digital phoenix]

i think we all know hes below 1k

[limpid merlin]

okay, could you send a challenge link in dms and call?

[queen canyon]

Lmao

[vernal goblet]

sure

[humble summit]

600 elo is 0iq chess

[clear sequoia]

What's the problem?

[next raft]

-100*

[limpid merlin]

Thank you!

[vernal goblet]

i am being harassed BY NOOBS!!!!

[digital phoenix]

probably pinged because bull catus is triggering everyone

[upbeat fossil]

not if he js started like me ive played for 7 years but js started chess.com

[split sorrel]

@vernal goblet lied about his profile, and is trolling

[next raft]

imagine cheating to gain elo and loosing it in 1 day

[vernal goblet]

im not lying

[next raft]

how did bro even drop that down

[vernal goblet]

i can independently verify with mods

[split sorrel]

2500 is a noob?! Lmao

[next raft]

explain the elo drop?

[vernal goblet]

i resigned a lot

[humble summit]

Ok let me correct, if you’ve been playing for 6 months and are 600 elo

[digital phoenix]

dude he didnt drop elo @next raft he was never 1400

[next raft]

makes perfect sense!

[clear sequoia]

@vernal gobletWhat is your chess.com account name?

[next raft]

the peak thingy

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah he does have it

[vernal goblet]

for what purposes

[upbeat fossil]

he been on chess.com for 6 months?? 💀

[digital phoenix]

u know honestly why give ur chess.com account when u can insult everyone like common sense right

[humble summit]

I mean i seen January on the chart

[clear sequoia]

All purposes. If you have multiple accounts, what are all your chess.com account names?

[upbeat fossil]

too funny i cant defend this dude anymore

[next raft]

i joined in jan just used to play bots i just started playing online like this month and im higher rated 💀

[green jungle]

rating bragging gone wrong!!! (chat auto toxic!!)

[vernal goblet]

i plead the fifth amendment

[split sorrel]

Wut account is thos

[green jungle]

sorry u not in america when ur online

[upbeat fossil]

??

[humble summit]

Yea play a month or two consistent and you should be above 600 no problem

[digital phoenix]

hes scared

[split sorrel]

Your not on trial in a democracy

[green jungle]

"i plead the fifth"

[split sorrel]

Chess.cord is a dictatorship ruled by mods

[vernal goblet]

i refuse

[next raft]

im gonna be 700 soon

[upbeat fossil]

i got that but the sentence was a little mind boggling

[digital phoenix]

after calling everyone trash yes

[next raft]

💀 but sir you just murdered my child

[humble summit]

Nice, I had a huge wall when I got to 800-900 elo, it was so bad I quit for a while lol

[upbeat fossil]

yall just hating bc he number 1 world ranked in chess smh

[digital phoenix]

u know this was less than i expected

[green jungle]

i wrote it backwards

[next raft]

i think i will hit the wall aswell

[clear sequoia]

ok, DM me (or appeal) once you've fixed that.

[humble summit]

I feel everyone hits that pre 1k wall, just gotta fight through it haha

[green jungle]

skull

[digital phoenix]

whew

[split sorrel]

Finally, it's over

[void sluice]

why people the kings gambit?

[digital phoenix]

with that said anyone wanna play

[green jungle]

no

[void sluice]

this opening sucks
white lose the pawn and weakens kingside

[clear sequoia]

It's very tricky.

[digital phoenix]

ml server ew

[split sorrel]

I would, bit your 2500

I'm only 600

[void sluice]

this is as bad as barnes opening

[digital phoenix]

ratings just a number

[green jungle]

[void sluice]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83383537909?tab=review

[worn ice]

no_zay (698) vs. taehwanjang (748)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. f4 exf4 3. Nf3 g5 4. d4 g4 5. Ne5 Qh4+ 6. g3 fxg3 7. hxg3 Qxh1 8. Qxg4 Nf6 9. Qf5 Qxe4+ 10. Kd1 Qxf5 

[split sorrel]

And jail is just a cell

[next raft]

im 600

[humble summit]

I’ll try a game but might get wreaked lol

[mossy comet]

I learnd the half kick on jumpstyle tutorial

[digital phoenix]

aite ill send u req ur pretty ok rated

[split sorrel]

That was a joke, plz don't bam me

[green jungle]

jail is just a location bro

just a move into new home

[next raft]

there is like no one here to play against me all the mfs are above 1k

[split sorrel]

Would you mind showing your profile

[wispy spindle]

Ahahahhahah

[split sorrel]

I just want to make sure your actually 600 before I play u yk

[wispy spindle]

Suck my nuts kid

[next raft]

sure

[warped oriole]

easy

[green jungle]

it was at this moment

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Taha Ahmed (tahaahmedpk16)

This is the Chess.com profile of tahaahmedpk16. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Taha Ahmed (tahaahmedpk16)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 646 (648 peak)
Blitz: 545 (686 peak)
Bullet: 625 (764 peak)

[mystic stream]

proof

[next raft]

imagine being me,couldn't be me

[mossy comet]

i learned all the trik from jumpstyle bideo!!

[split sorrel]

Sure dude, imma probs cry when I lose tho

[mossy comet]

yay

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

This is the Chess.com profile of catlivesmatter. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2300 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2503 (2503 peak)
Bullet: 2602 (2610 peak)

[wispy spindle]

Rf7 to allow for Bf8 first

[split sorrel]

Dm me @next raft

[wispy spindle]

bruh i totally read that manwha in ur pfp but i forgot what it’s called

[dark magnet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83382916051 can anyone game review this please

[worn ice]

zombieslayer87 (1122) vs. Char1ee (1086)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Qf6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. Nc3 a6 5. d3 d6 6. Qe2 Bg4 7. Be3 Bb4 8. d4 Bxc3+ 9. bxc3 b5 10. dxe5 dxe5 11. Bd5 c6 12. Bb3 Ne7 13. a4 O-O 14. axb5 cxb5 15. Bg5 Qc6 16. Bxe7 Re8 17. Bb4 a5 18. Rxa5 Rxa5 19. Bxa5 Nd7 20. h3 Bh5 21. O-O Nc5 22. Bd5 Qc8 23. c4 bxc4 24. Qxc4 Bxf3 25. gxf3 Re7 26. Bb4 Rc7 27. Bxc5 Rxc5 28. Qd3 Qxh3 29. Bxf7+ Kxf7 30. Qb3+ Ke8 31. Qb8+ Rc8 32. Qxe5+ Kf8 33. Qd6+ Kf7 34. Qd5+ Kf8 35. Rc1 Qxf3 36. c4 Qg4+ 37. Kf1 Qh3+ 38. Ke1 Qh1+ 39. Kd2 Qh6+ 40. Kd1 Qh1+ 41. Kc2 Qf3 42. Rh1 Qxh1 43. Qf5+ Ke7 44. Qxc8 Qxe4+ 45. Kb3 Qf3+ 46. Kb4 Qxf2 47. Qc7+ Kf6 48. Qd6+ Kg5 49. Qe7+ Kh6 50. Qe6+ g6 51. c5 Qf4+ 52. Kb5 Qb8+ 53. Qb6 Qe8+ 54. c6 g5 55. Ka6 Qc8+ 56. Qb7 Qe6 57. Ka7 Qa2+ 58. Qa6 Qf2+ 59. Kb8 Qf8+ 60. Kb7 Qe7+ 61. c7+ Kh5 62. Kb8 g4 63. c8=Q Qb4+ 64. Qab7 Qxb7+ 65. Qxb7 Kh4 66. Qxh7+ Kg3 67. Qd3+ Kh4 68. Qf1 g3 69. Qg1 Kh3 70. Kc7 g2 71. Kd6 Kg3 72. Kd5 Kf3 73. Ke5 Kg3 74. Ke4 

[warped oriole]

evans gambit = free win

[green jungle]

idk as well

i forgor already, wasnt too good

[wispy spindle]

wow

[wispy spindle]

maybe why i forgot too lmao

[warped oriole]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83383592477

[worn ice]

aphrodition5914 (610) vs. Cywchess (533)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. b4 Bxb4 5. c3 Bc5 6. d4 exd4 7. cxd4 Nxd4 8. Nxd4 Bxd4 9. Qxd4 Nf6 10. Bb2 d5 11. exd5 O-O 12. O-O Re8 13. Nc3 Ne4 14. Nxe4 Re7 15. [Qxg7#] 

[green jungle]

another shitty isekai/2nd chance comic nothing new

[latent pebble]

Why so washed damn

[wispy spindle]

lololol

[dark magnet]

can someone please game review this https://www.chess.com/game/live/83382916051

[worn ice]

zombieslayer87 (1122) vs. Char1ee (1086)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Qf6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. Nc3 a6 5. d3 d6 6. Qe2 Bg4 7. Be3 Bb4 8. d4 Bxc3+ 9. bxc3 b5 10. dxe5 dxe5 11. Bd5 c6 12. Bb3 Ne7 13. a4 O-O 14. axb5 cxb5 15. Bg5 Qc6 16. Bxe7 Re8 17. Bb4 a5 18. Rxa5 Rxa5 19. Bxa5 Nd7 20. h3 Bh5 21. O-O Nc5 22. Bd5 Qc8 23. c4 bxc4 24. Qxc4 Bxf3 25. gxf3 Re7 26. Bb4 Rc7 27. Bxc5 Rxc5 28. Qd3 Qxh3 29. Bxf7+ Kxf7 30. Qb3+ Ke8 31. Qb8+ Rc8 32. Qxe5+ Kf8 33. Qd6+ Kf7 34. Qd5+ Kf8 35. Rc1 Qxf3 36. c4 Qg4+ 37. Kf1 Qh3+ 38. Ke1 Qh1+ 39. Kd2 Qh6+ 40. Kd1 Qh1+ 41. Kc2 Qf3 42. Rh1 Qxh1 43. Qf5+ Ke7 44. Qxc8 Qxe4+ 45. Kb3 Qf3+ 46. Kb4 Qxf2 47. Qc7+ Kf6 48. Qd6+ Kg5 49. Qe7+ Kh6 50. Qe6+ g6 51. c5 Qf4+ 52. Kb5 Qb8+ 53. Qb6 Qe8+ 54. c6 g5 55. Ka6 Qc8+ 56. Qb7 Qe6 57. Ka7 Qa2+ 58. Qa6 Qf2+ 59. Kb8 Qf8+ 60. Kb7 Qe7+ 61. c7+ Kh5 62. Kb8 g4 63. c8=Q Qb4+ 64. Qab7 Qxb7+ 65. Qxb7 Kh4 66. Qxh7+ Kg3 67. Qd3+ Kh4 68. Qf1 g3 69. Qg1 Kh3 70. Kc7 g2 71. Kd6 Kg3 72. Kd5 Kf3 73. Ke5 Kg3 74. Ke4 

[wispy spindle]

i wana be nm 😔

400 points is a lot to gain tho…

[keen dock]

[mystic stream]

👀

[keen dock]

💀

[lament jacinth]

Wait that means if we worked together at the strength of out combined elos we'd play at the strength of a national master !!!

[wispy spindle]

yes

[gentle steppe]

Be nk

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-standing-on-shoulders-gif-18324680

[next raft]

i wanna be noob master

[mystic stream]

wow

[wispy spindle]

I wana be nm and put it on college app 🤩

[mystic stream]

that is so smart

if i teamed up with a 1000 rated i would be super GM level

[digital phoenix]

team up with me

[next raft]

you will be 2800

[mystic stream]

are u 1000

[wispy spindle]

if i team up with 12 babies (100 elo) together we will also be super gm level

[warped oriole]

team up with stockfish

[latent pebble]

Your current pfp sucks ass

[digital phoenix]

im 400 rated

[mystic stream]

in no time we will be the world champions

[next raft]

cap

[latent pebble]

🙂

@wispy spindle don’t mute him 🙏

[livid seal]

hmmm

[next raft]

yes kindergarden league

[wispy spindle]

fr i did nun

[next raft]

im so good i just beat 2 toddlers

imagine being bad

[warped oriole]

huh??

[wispy spindle]

oh sorry unclear

[wispy spindle]

he means he physically beat 2 toddlers unconscious

[warped oriole]

cool

[wispy spindle]

a chess scrimmage

we just like pretend to move the pieces trust

[next raft]

in chess

[warped oriole]

oh ok

[split sorrel]

this is the worst blunder ive seen

Has any1 else seen worse

[livid seal]

I saw lots

[split sorrel]

Is that a mate in 1 and a queen hang tho? Tho ig you don't see those at your rating

[humble oyster]

king sac is worse

[livid seal]

I saw blunder a lot in 2000+

[split sorrel]

But I meant the specific situation where you see a hanging queen+ m1

[next raft]

fight this mf i played against

[livid seal]

oh I understand

[next raft]

he took my knight

[mystic stream]

not rly

[split sorrel]

Stockfish is suggesting a queen sac? Ok

[humble summit]

Gg

[next raft]

@split sorrel don't be this kid

bro got checkmated

this is the best blunder now

[mystic stream]

imagine not being magnet karl's son

[next raft]

couldn't be me

[opaque apex]

it's odd that these lose-the-game-on-the-spot blunders are only mistakes or inaccuracies

[next raft]

yeah

like the last one he hung his queen it was "good move"

[opaque apex]

in particular

[split sorrel]

Ikr

[opaque apex]

I don't get why blundering m1 isn't always a blunder

[split sorrel]

I hung my queen In a completely winning position, and it was "an inaccuracy

Tho, I was still completely winning, so ig that is why

[next raft]

i got literally checkmated and it was a "mistake"

[opaque apex]

I guess if the position is good enough any move can at least be a "good"

[split sorrel]

I belive the worst you can get in an endgame is a "miss"

[next raft]

fr

it is super annoying

"NOOO YOU MISSED MATE IN 67 😭"

[sacred steeple]

its hard to blunder anything when the position is already say mate in 3 thats why

[warped oriole]

ah yes, the missed win stockfish said

[cerulean stirrup]

I just clutched a draw

[next raft]

un-clutch it

[cerulean stirrup]

Never felt that much dopamine in my brain

[opaque apex]

oh yeah my bad chess dot com I really should've seen the 13 move combination that would lead to checkmate

[cerulean stirrup]

Also I have ADHD

So I decided to play blitz

[next raft]

fr

i can only see upto mate in 5-6

bro thinks im magnus

[cerulean stirrup]

I don't

[digital phoenix]

gg u threw near the end

[next raft]

"you actually had a faster way to checkmate here 🤓"

[opaque apex]

"Oh is this a staircase? Check check check check check check check check and then NG4. Yeah it's a staircase guys"

[next raft]

fr lmao

[opaque apex]

I am quoting a hikaru clip

[next raft]

i know

[opaque apex]

same

[next raft]

check check check is his catchphrase

check and here and there

[opaque apex]

if takes,

[sacred steeple]

well who didnt know it was a staircase am I rightt

[opaque apex]

yeah man nobody over 400 should be missing this

[chilly python]

lol

[sacred steeple]

not even, nobody over 100 should be

frfr

[warped oriole]

GUY S WHAT GAME SHOULD I PLAY

[honest trout]

Italian

[next raft]

password game

[sacred steeple]

Geoguessr

[warped oriole]

i'm not rainbolt

[sacred steeple]

bro thinks hes rainbolt

smh

[solemn cape]

yall idk how some americans blunder queen while the bishop from the corner is guarding it

square btw

[honest trout]

I am American now

Easy

[wispy spindle]

imagine it’s forced mate in 2
you make a move and now it’s forced mate in 1 and they mate u
Would u call forced mate in 1 a blunder over forced mate in 2?

[next raft]

guess i am an american

[warped oriole]

the g5/b5 square?

always the bishop hiding

[solemn cape]

nah

[opaque apex]

I would if it was blundered from forced M2 for me to forced M1 for my opponent

[opaque apex]

I mean I'm not an American but yeah

[wispy spindle]

no

[sacred steeple]

someone play me inn geo

[warped oriole]

i'm bad at geoguessr

[solemn cape]

i think they are blind or smth

[next raft]

sucks to suck

[sacred steeple]

thats fine me too

[next raft]

you shouldn't be ego lifting

[solemn cape]

They called me a di

[sacred steeple]

sometimes I do 5000 miles away 😭

[next raft]

skill issue

[warped oriole]

at 9 i thought that the eiffel tower is in america

[solemn cape]

still won in 3 moves

[warped oriole]

or 6 or 7 i don't remember

[next raft]

ok?

[undone bridge]

isn't it? it's like green now, right?

[solemn cape]

isnt north america a continent

[next raft]

we all know it is in india 🤓

[sacred steeple]

you said that and I was like wait its not in america? then I realized we were talking about the eiffel tower

play me

[warped oriole]

nop

[sacred steeple]

aw

[next raft]

bro why are yall so dumb

eiffel tower is in india ofc

[sharp smelt]

ok

[opaque apex]

we're on discord all day you can't expect anything from us

[solemn cape]

cap its in washington dc

[next raft]

wrong

it is in india,abu dhabi

[solemn cape]

where did you get that source bro

[warped oriole]

dude trust me

[next raft]

i used bing

[warped oriole]

w bing user

[humble summit]

Yup, that’s what separates the average from the 2k plus elo people

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[next raft]

@digital phoenix should play me unrated

[regal bay]

i love the traxler

[sacred steeple]

you can only play italian if youre italian just like spanish frfr

[warped oriole]

pineapple on pizza is not that bad

[humble summit]

+200 elo if you win 💀

[next raft]

no

[sacred steeple]

no need to get political now

[next raft]

im never gonna win against a 2000+

[elfin fiber]

JJ

Check out this #chess game: StarMage67 vs Mastronnah - https://www.chess.com/live/game/83384776203

[covert cosmos]

w

[sacred steeple]

I think you need to calm down with your words @warped oriole 😠

[regal bay]

pineapple on pizza is so good 🔥

[warped oriole]

@elfin fiber bro brillianted himself

[covert cosmos]

no u

[warped oriole]

pineapple on pizza is not that bad

[elfin fiber]

Don’t say bro

[next raft]

imagine, couldn't be me

[warped oriole]

frfr

[elfin fiber]

I got 90% accuracy on a decent game

[warped oriole]

chits

[regal bay]

i mean... he's not wrong

[sacred steeple]

bro what

[next raft]

that's not a very big deal at 600 i've gotten 98

[regal bay]

pineapple on pizza is decent

[elfin fiber]

Over gotten 95 at max but that’s because my opponent was an idiot

[sacred steeple]

its alright

[grim edge]

Everyone has a fluke game

[next raft]

relatable

[warped oriole]

Lightbulb

[next raft]

when i play against 500-starter 600s i always get above 90

[elfin fiber]

What’s the best black defense for 600 elo

[next raft]

not the same with 700s

[surreal current]

it’s okay if u have it i’ll take it but i’m not getting it on purpose

[grim edge]

There is no best defense

[next raft]

caro kann

[elfin fiber]

I’m going with caro kaan so far

[surreal current]

no it’s don’t blunder

[next raft]

only valid opening for black at 600-700

[elfin fiber]

I know

[grim edge]

Not true

[warped oriole]

not true

[next raft]

yes true

[warped oriole]

1.e4 e5

[surreal current]

what💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Bro is 700 acting like he knows something

[vernal goblet]

IM BACKKKKK

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> icedefense

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1380 (1380 peak)
Blitz: 611 (949 peak)
Bullet: 627 (900 peak)

[next raft]

i simp for caro kann as black

[surreal current]

fr

[elfin fiber]

Inaccuracy

[vernal goblet]

[surreal current]

bro tryna be levy

[warped oriole]

ok starmage

[next raft]

i know more about 700s than you

[cerulean stirrup]

Guys what is flagging?

[elfin fiber]

Bro

[warped oriole]

??/

[next raft]

blunder every move possible overlook checks

[vernal goblet]

STOP THE CPAPPPP

[surreal current]

bro delete

[worn stratus]

guess who won

[next raft]

bro pulled up chat gpt

[vernal goblet]

IM TOOOO GOODDD

[restive storm]

WHAT TH E HELL

[cerulean stirrup]

What's flagging?

[restive storm]

@grim edge 💀

[next raft]

aren't you the lier who said he's 1400

[warped oriole]

resigning

[grim edge]

Exactly because that’s the level u will continue to be at if u think u know it all

[vernal goblet]

how am i a liar, cope harder

[elfin fiber]

How do you win at endgames more

[surreal current]

what’s ur elo?

[next raft]

fr

[warped oriole]

600

[cerulean stirrup]

More importantly how do I win in losing positions

[surreal current]

practice endgame positions

[opaque apex]

flagging is making a bunch of really quick, thoughtless moves in order to drain your opponent's time

[warped oriole]

don't be stupid

[grim edge]

This

[vernal goblet]

cope cope cope you guys are all copers on hopium

[next raft]

cope more "500-999" i am higher rated imagine

[surreal current]

what’s ur elo?

[elfin fiber]

Ok but I don’t have money

[sacred steeple]

magnet leaked face reveal?!?!?!

[next raft]

possibly

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1448 (1457 peak)
Blitz: 874 (990 peak)
Bullet: 1024 (1024 peak)

[elfin fiber]

Magnum carlson

[surreal current]

there is plenty of free stuff on yt

[cerulean stirrup]

Is it effective?

[grim edge]

@surreal current

[grave wasp]

@gray sundial

[warped oriole]

fake

[surreal current]

ah alr

[grave wasp]

it's Clyde

[sacred steeple]

ur mom

[grim edge]

I don’t play blitz

[warped oriole]

clyde is clyde

[next raft]

fr

[surreal current]

I hate playing blitz or bullet, doesn’t really improve my game either

[next raft]

i think we all clearly know clyde is rakesh tech

[warped oriole]

should i try scholars mate at 600 elo

[vernal goblet]

cope harder

[next raft]

no

[grave wasp]

it's Clyde

[grim edge]

No

[digital phoenix]

oh ur back

[next raft]

play me and lets see who copes

[elfin fiber]

Should I switch from Vienna to kings gambit with a follow up of either takes e5 or d4?

[warped oriole]

k i'll try for once

[grave wasp]

@vernal goblet oh I remember you

[surreal current]

what he do?

[grim edge]

I got to watch this

[opaque apex]

I mean unless you're concerned about making your opponent annoyed or possibly stalemating, it can't hurt too much

[vernal goblet]

hi

[grave wasp]

@gray sundial

[next raft]

bro really avoided

[opaque apex]

that being said, you should only flag when you have a lot more time than your opponent

[grave wasp]

Sad it doesn't reply

[next raft]

💀

[vernal goblet]

ur below 1k

[elfin fiber]

Anyone?

[vernal goblet]

i got better, im like 1400 level rn

[next raft]

so are you, you are 606 💀

[cerulean stirrup]

Good

[grave wasp]

nice

[grim edge]

No kings gambit it’s far too risky for where u are at

[cerulean stirrup]

I'll take any chance I can get in winning

[next raft]

never

[cerulean stirrup]

Even flagging

[grave wasp]

last time I saw you @vernal goblet you were like 800 and 1200 peak

[elfin fiber]

But center power :(

[surreal current]

as someone who plays kings gambit I highly agree

[next raft]

just play queens gambit

[cerulean stirrup]

Of course by legal means

[vernal goblet]

yes but then i took a break from chess then got back into it

[opaque apex]

people forget that the clock is technically a piece in modern chess

[warped oriole]

i play king's indian defense against 1.d4 (i don't know any theory)

[next raft]

just cheat all the way up to 3000

[cerulean stirrup]

I'm a villain not a monster

I have standards

[next raft]

can i get your user for research purposes?

[cerulean stirrup]

Besides it always comes back to bite you

[vernal goblet]

do not worry, ima reach 2k by end of 2024

[sacred steeple]

how tall ru guys

[warped oriole]

probably around 165cm

[surreal current]

i’m 5’8 at 14

[wispy spindle]

Undeveloping ur pieces to get a fresh start >>>

[next raft]

valid opinion

[warped oriole]

furries are cute

[next raft]

approved by magnet karlson

[next raft]

opinion rejected

[elfin fiber]

I switched from that to Vienna

[next raft]

dunno vienna

[elfin fiber]

I think it’s e4 nc3

[next raft]

should i bother playing ponziani or stick with scotch?

[warped oriole]

your choice

[digital phoenix]

scotch

[elfin fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jfk-clone-high-i-like-your-funny-words-magic-man-jack-black-gif-18659433

[next raft]

a guy told me to play ponziani

[grim edge]

@elfin fiber imma be honest as long as u don’t blunder the opening u can easily get to 1200

[wispy spindle]

Play center game

[warped oriole]

ponziani blocks your knight from developing

[next raft]

yeah

[wispy spindle]

e4 e5 d4 exd4 Qxd4 Nc6 Qe3 🥵

[next raft]

can you review my game 🤓

[grim edge]

Just use game review

[neon pond]

does any one know how eval works, like how it determines who's winning

[next raft]

im a gorl 😊

[warped oriole]

"<500 rated"

[grim edge]

So

[wispy spindle]

Own that fraud

[neon pond]

x.x

[next raft]

review this uwu

https://www.chess.com/live/game/83195132015

[neon pond]

x.x

[grim edge]

Bro my eyes hurt reading that

[next raft]

un-hurt them

review it

[grim edge]

Just buy the membership

[neon pond]

fr

[next raft]

i have used the game review on it

[warped oriole]

i've heard that if white and black plays the best move in the next few moves that side will have that material advantage
like example the eval bar is 3.0 white will get 3 points up in material if white and black keeps playing the best moves according to that engine

[neon pond]

wait but what about the queen's gambit

[grim edge]

Ok and did u read what it said

[latent pebble]

Stop deceiving others 🛑

[next raft]

it said "imagine being this bad"

[warped oriole]

i don't play the queens gambit