💬〡general-off-topic

[hard gyro]

Our lord and saviour.

Hail Electro Knight (Not the strat)

[meager turtle]

where are the mods today?

[digital phoenix]

i am so rusty

[glossy radish]

ur so rusty lsoer

[digital phoenix]

lsoer

[digital phoenix]

i am mod

[meager turtle]

as a 2340 elo player, you suck

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> oromio (oromio)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 386 (968 peak)
Blitz: 312 (392 peak)
Bullet: 100

[crystal jewel]

nah what this

[fast kiln]

Actually baller move

[teal dragon]

I felt my balls touch on that one

[viscid jacinth]

Be better

[digital phoenix]

quiz: what was posted

[grim edge]

Lmao my YouTube shorts 💀

[crystal jewel]

🥚

[warped galleon]

ggE

How are yall

[whole abyss]

ok

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-dead-chat-gif-22992239

[warped galleon]

Very good

[whole abyss]

yeah

let me go and take a crap bye

[warped galleon]

Bye

[heady stag]

what if a knight could move 2.5 steps diagonally?

[crystal jewel]

drew with the egg

[terse granite]

Is anyone here support for some reason my account got closed and I didn’t do anything

[digital phoenix]

account name?

[crystal jewel]

time trouble lol

[digital phoenix]

oop hes banned

[crystal jewel]

hes locked

[teal sand]

Yo

Anyone wanna 1v1 chess?

[proper pasture]

Ah wait wrong chat

[grim edge]

I'm an 800 player...

[meager turtle]

someone send youtube vids

[teal sand]

Sameeee

[digital phoenix]

clan war takes long time to queue thats why i dont play

[grim edge]

Let's do tiss

[teal sand]

https://play.chess.com/y71oy

[humble cliff]

help

[meager turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/going-crazy-willem-dafoe-grin-smile-gif-16959907

[teal dragon]

Droop

[grim edge]

Its not working

[meager turtle]

hey

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[teal sand]

https://play.chess.com/kt18C

[humble cliff]

thx

[meager turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/whyareyougay-uganda-gay-gif-14399349

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[grim edge]

Just DM me ur tag

[glossy radish]

💀someone got locked out?

[humble cliff]

💀

[glossy radish]

idiot

[crystal jewel]

I think its cuz somebody refreshed hi sprofile

[grim edge]

who

[glossy radish]

anyways who wants to see a photo i took

[digital phoenix]

which is me

[glossy radish]

scroll up a bit

[crystal jewel]

💀

[digital phoenix]

send

[grim edge]

Lmao

[glossy radish]

@grim edge nvm here

[grim edge]

cool

[glossy radish]

canadians are building weird stuff

[grim edge]

where in canada is that

Toronto?

[glossy radish]

vancouver

[grim edge]

oh nice

[meager turtle]

i wonder what happen if i jump of that

[glossy radish]

good question idk

[warped galleon]

Where is that

[whole abyss]

im back

[glossy radish]

vancouver

[meager turtle]

try it, if you dont mind

[glossy radish]

british colombia

[warped galleon]

Congrats on being back

[whole abyss]

haha yes

[digital phoenix]

hi back

[glossy radish]

another hour drive. sigh

[whole abyss]

hi cat overload

[warped galleon]

I tought it was smt like that

[digital phoenix]

hi

[meager turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-pointing-i-am-you-what-confused-gif-16881745

[grim edge]

[nimble niche]

What did I say about 2200s not knowing englund ideas?

[whole abyss]

how is this game

can i send games here

[grim edge]

skull

[glossy radish]

@whole abyss !trusted

[stable jungle]

@whole abyss With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[whole abyss]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83315194029?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

bisong619 (1315) vs. Saarangg (1340)

Move List

1. g3 e5 2. Bg2 d5 3. e3 Nf6 4. b3 h5 5. Bb2 Nc6 6. a3 h4 7. Ne2 h3 8. Bf1 Bg4 9. d3 Bf3 10. Rg1 Ng4 11. Nd2 Nxh2 12. Nxf3 Nxf3# 

[glossy radish]

anyone wanna pb? 👀

[grim edge]

sure

send the challenge

[glossy radish]

i only get one try

[grim edge]

Rip

[whole abyss]

oof i have not been here for 7 days

[meager turtle]

are you there yet?

[nimble niche]

lidraughts.org

[whole abyss]

wdym

[grim edge]

this looks cool wtf. where is this?

[meager turtle]

to figure out what happens if you jump off this

[digital phoenix]

i bet its vancouver

[whole abyss]

i wanna eat it

[grim edge]

what makes you think so?

[digital phoenix]

im a genius

[meager turtle]

try that too, how many hours away are you

[whole abyss]

dont know

[meager turtle]

drive faster

[grim edge]

or.... u probably had already lived there for decades lol

[whole abyss]

i cant drive

[grim edge]

gg

[glossy radish]

never playing incho again

[nimble niche]

Guess my exact location

[whole abyss]

GRASS

[grim edge]

nice thumb

[glossy radish]

nice hand

[grim edge]

ohio 💀

[whole abyss]

its a foot

[proper pasture]

@digital phoenix clan wars could have actually been good if all levels were equal

[nimble niche]

I'm one of those people who can bend the tip back

[grim edge]

Australia (it's not real)

[glossy radish]

tf u mean ohio

[whole abyss]

whats u rratings

[grim edge]

that’s hot

[glossy radish]

ohhh hitchhikers thumb. twins

[grim edge]

u from ohio bruh

[broken portal]

Mhm

[whole abyss]

ratings please

[grim edge]

I've been working for 3 days in a row help

[meager turtle]

if you cant fly, drive, if you cant drive, run. if you cant run, walk. if you cant walk, crawl. i just need you to get there

[glossy radish]

literally elementary school humour here

[whole abyss]

i want to play chess

[broken portal]

Money

[grim edge]

how many hours

[whole abyss]

get me where

[glossy radish]

hi caes

[grim edge]

Another shift in 6 min

[sacred steeple]

Tennessee, 371 Redmon Rd, this u?

[meager turtle]

to your death builing

[broken portal]

Damn, no time for chess

[nimble niche]

yes come here I need friends

[grim edge]

5-6 hrs a day little light

[whole abyss]

where is it

[grim edge]

not bad

[grim edge]

Fr

[meager turtle]

here

[broken portal]

Still havent played rated btw

[whole abyss]

location

[grim edge]

Same it's been days since i played

[meager turtle]

aww, you suck

[glossy radish]

wym

[meager turtle]

just go wherever it takes you

[whole abyss]

my death bulding

[whole abyss]

wherever what takes me

[glossy radish]

huh

[grim edge]

You too are under 500 💀 if he sucks so do you 💀🗿

[broken portal]

Ok <500

[digital phoenix]

slapped a 1900 3 times in a row

[meager turtle]

your leg

[grim edge]

Normal las activity

[sacred steeple]

Anyone tryna play some geoguessr

[strange silo]

hey everyone, any over the board players here?

[broken portal]

Im not under 500 bro🤣

[whole abyss]

my legs taking me nowehere

[digital phoenix]

barely losing

[meager turtle]

thanks you for your reminder

[whole abyss]

ok sure

[nimble niche]

anyone else have double loop whorl fingerprint pattern here?

[grim edge]

Alright cya Squad working time

[broken portal]

Cya

[sacred steeple]

Yayyyyy

[digital phoenix]

copying fingerprint bye

[knotty lava]

f

[meager turtle]

then thats where you will die 😇

[grim edge]

i shaved off my thumb print back in 04

[whole abyss]

thanks

[nimble niche]

it's not mine, it's an example I foundon the internet

[grim edge]

170° 32′ 38″ S,51° 28′ 38″ N? is this ur location?

[strange silo]

@timber walrus are there any channels here where we can share chess content? (vids/photos). Don't want to spam!

[sacred steeple]

@whole abyss coop or ffa

[nimble niche]

I have that pattern but I don't know how rare it is

[glossy radish]

pardon?

[whole abyss]

wha

[midnight fjord]

[sacred steeple]

Coop or free for all

[whole abyss]

i dont understand 💀 i dont know what tha game is

[grim edge]

is that geographic coordinate system represents the location of the pic that u took?

[sacred steeple]

Bruh

[whole abyss]

i am sorru please explain the game

[meager turtle]

the school system

[sacred steeple]

You spawn somewhere on earth and you gotta guess where

[whole abyss]

where is the game located

[sacred steeple]

On earth

[glossy radish]

idk

[sacred steeple]

It’s located on Earth

[digital phoenix]

very nice sicilian theory

[whole abyss]

ok so what should i do

[meager turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/whyareyougay-uganda-gay-gif-14399349

[nimble niche]

Like geoguessr?

[sacred steeple]

That is the game yes yes

[warped galleon]

Wdym yall

[whole abyss]

you both play let me see

[meager turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/whyareyougay-uganda-gay-gif-14399349

[nimble niche]

do you play it?

[warped galleon]

Gm level

[sacred steeple]

Shoo shoo

[teal dragon]

Embedded fail

[nimble niche]

I tried it but I'm trash at it

[sacred steeple]

Yea wanna play

[sacred steeple]

Psh it’s fine

[nimble niche]

I'm on phone rn

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/whyareyougay-uganda-gay-gif-14399349 @meager turtle

[meager turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/katy-perry-youre-so-gay-usg-gif-10561463

[sacred steeple]

Aw

[nimble niche]

What's your elo in geoguessr?

[whole abyss]

is it a website

[grim edge]

-1 i dont even know where i live

[sacred steeple]

Uhhhhhhhh good question 😭 I’m not sure

[nimble niche]

yes

[whole abyss]

ohhh okayy

[warped galleon]

I once got doxxed by geoguessr

[nimble niche]

I'm like 600 and something

[sacred steeple]

If I had to guess I’d say 1200

[meager turtle]

@sacred steeple

[sacred steeple]

I’m decent

[nimble niche]

1200 is really good

[sacred steeple]

Sir may you stop pinging me

[nimble niche]

I'm trash

[warped galleon]

I got my exact location on the ''world map''

[meager turtle]

NOT THIS AGAIN! I DONT WANNA BREAK MY SCREEN

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/fred-durst-friday-limp-bizkit-almost-fred-durst-friday-hold-on-gif-20895947

[sacred steeple]

I think I’m adding 100 because I know every country and their flag

[grim edge]

name every country then buddy

[meager turtle]

incho

[nimble niche]

I have an overfolded helix, the reason for which I still don't understand

[whole abyss]

yay im level 2 in geogueer

[teal dragon]

Knowing every country and their flag doesnt help that much in geoguesser

[nimble niche]

I know every flag as well but you rarely get flags unless it's US or UAE

[grim edge]

can y’all touch ur thumb to ur wrist

[teal dragon]

NO

If you can you a freak

[sacred steeple]

check dms

[warped galleon]

My dad can do that

[meager turtle]

do you trust me

[grim edge]

so can i

[teal dragon]

My fingers are so not bendy

[warped galleon]

Are you my dad?

[grim edge]

probably

[noble shore]

Morning everyone

[warped galleon]

Gimmeh that family plan then

[warped galleon]

Morning

[digital phoenix]

rain stopped

[nimble niche]

give me a country flag and I'll tell you the country, I'm not good with territory flags

[sacred steeple]

oh thats not necessarily true you can get latvia or estonia or be in the capital of zimbabwe and usually youll see a flag whether its on a building or a house yk

[warped galleon]

CONGRATS

[meager turtle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjYjLJpzeas

[teal dragon]

Ill join too

[nimble niche]

Zimbabwe doesn't have coverage, a 1200 would definitely know that

[meager turtle]

Go grow some grass

[sacred steeple]

Im not talking about coverage I just meant in general 😭

[warped galleon]

Fire

[grim edge]

whose here who can beat me in 20 sec game

[nimble niche]

Estonia telephone poles always have a yellow sticker on them

[sacred steeple]

bhutan

[warped galleon]

ez

[nimble niche]

France has blue stickers on their poles

[meager turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/tate-andrew-tate-tate-bugatti-gif-26102951

[warped galleon]

I might mess up this one

[meager turtle]

gimme one

[warped galleon]

No

[sacred steeple]

if you know metas for a good amount of countrys why do you say youre really beginner ish

[nimble niche]

Forgot whether Qatar or Bahrain was the lighter one

[meager turtle]

i have to wait another 5 days for that

[grim edge]

Bahrain is correct

[sacred steeple]

bahrain is the lighter one

[warped galleon]

[warped galleon]

I wasw beetween that and qatar

[sacred steeple]

seychelles

[nimble niche]

Seychelles

[warped galleon]

EASY

[nimble niche]

I'm typing on phone

[digital phoenix]

seychelles

[warped galleon]

@grim edge are you actually listening w me?

[nimble niche]

Albania

[digital phoenix]

im typing on my blackberry

[warped galleon]

alabama

[sacred steeple]

alabama fr

[keen parrot]

i won game 2

[nimble niche]

Alabama lmao

[keen parrot]

kings gambit too good

[meager turtle]

according to the government, yes

[sacred steeple]

which country is known at least in metas for having crosses at the back of their stop signs

[warped galleon]

@grim edge respect for listening w me

[nimble niche]

I have no idea

[warped galleon]

Gotta be some nordic

[sacred steeple]

what color are the poles in Taiwan at the bottom

[nimble niche]

I'm too much of a sign reader type of player

[warped galleon]

yellow

[nimble niche]

Yellow and black all the way down to the bottom

[warped galleon]

or red

[sacred steeple]

good enough

[meager turtle]

wht th do you have raindow in your username, are you gay

[nimble niche]

Japan has yellow and black but not always all the way down to the bottom

[teal dragon]

Skul

[sacred steeple]

I guess

[merry gust]

Me after playing London system

[teal dragon]

W gays

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/whyareyougay-uganda-gay-gif-14399349

[meager turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-jong-un-gif-25212933

[warped galleon]

Good

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> adichessw

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 505 (581 peak)
Blitz: 462 (462 peak)

[teal dragon]

Oh

[warped galleon]

PEAK

Bros destroying himself

[meager turtle]

why doesnt this show elo?

[nimble niche]

Which country has coverage with a silver ute where the front of the ute is not blurred out?

[warped galleon]

It does

[meager turtle]

but mine doesnt show

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> oromio (oromio)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 386 (968 peak)
Blitz: 312 (392 peak)
Bullet: 100

[teal dragon]

Well it did now

[warped galleon]

Mazda Bt-50

[keen parrot]

important question: is god a man or a woman

[meager turtle]

my elo in rapid is 480 smth

[meager turtle]

none

[nimble niche]

very helpful during a geoguessr game

[sacred steeple]

no idea

[warped galleon]

Yes

[teal dragon]

Lady gaga is a woman

[meager turtle]

no

[keen parrot]

dude my opponent played Nf6 against my kings gambit... on move 2

[nimble niche]

Kenya. Senegal has the same but with a white ute and US Virgin Island has the same with a red ute

[meager turtle]

it reduced 100 elo from my rapid

[teal dragon]

Kenya fit this-

[teal dragon]

[meager turtle]

what

[teal dragon]

Hii

Not true

[nimble niche]

Christmas Island coverage was taken with an old white and silver ute where the corners of the tray isn't blurred

[teal dragon]

:((( i do touch grass trust me

[nimble niche]

Everybody knows the Mongolian Google cars

[sacred steeple]

why ru 600 and you know metas and countries that do and dont have coverage hm

[teal dragon]

Saul goodman is my advisor

[nimble niche]

Idk I suck with Europe I guess

[keen parrot]

why do people keep dming me about timeouts, im not a mod

i dont even act like a mod

[teal dragon]

I havent touched grass in like4 days too

[sacred steeple]

do you know your averagish score

[nimble niche]

Mongolia, Ghana, Kyrgyzstan, Curaçao, Dominican Republic and Guatemala all have cars with rods on the sides

[nimble niche]

I basically only play duels

[grim edge]

i havent touched grass in 5 yrs (actual 5 yrs)

[sacred steeple]

what time is it for u? 3am or what

[keen parrot]

ai gen nmpz 10 second pb

[nimble niche]

7pm

[keen parrot]

jk

[teal dragon]

Typical chuck mcgill

[sacred steeple]

play me play me

[merry gust]

S1mple pov

[keen parrot]

last time i was outside, 5 minutes ago

[teal dragon]

Depression? From what

[nimble niche]

any tips with Europe?

[grim edge]

i live in a place where its muddy and surrounding is concrete
how the hell do i touch grass

[sacred steeple]

OH you meant elo as in ranked

[keen parrot]

uh language helps ig

[sacred steeple]

Ive never played ranked bro 😭

[nimble niche]

Yes ranked

[sacred steeple]

I dont you just wanted me to give an estimate

[teal dragon]

O gud

[sacred steeple]

I forgot ranked was a thing that existed]

[nimble niche]

What if I'm on a highway in the middle of nowhere?

[keen parrot]

ya screwed

[sacred steeple]

nah in ranked Id prob be like 400 or sum frfr

[grim edge]

"HELP ANYBODY HELP ME"

[nimble niche]

But that's like half of my spawns

[keen parrot]

world map moment

[warped galleon]

Where exactly

[sacred steeple]

birch trees usually means finland, or uh nordic country

[smoky lava]

my opponent didn't see this mate in 74 moves 💀

[nimble niche]

Any tips

[sacred steeple]

sometimes estonia

[grim edge]

summon ur inner Rainbolt

[keen parrot]

yeah learning swedish and norwegian road lines is crucial

[torn moth]

bro so obvious

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

and the baltic states have some shenanigans with poles and signs

[grim edge]

why did you play g6

[nimble niche]

I obviously know the Hungarian, Romanian and Polish poles

[teal dragon]

Honestly same idk what imma do now school is over

[keen parrot]

the concrete ones

[smoky lava]

i play in 15 sec

[nimble niche]

How do I tell the difference between Bulgaria and Ukraine?

[warped galleon]

I dont know but i'd recognise the country if i saw

[teal dragon]

Ones been carpet bombed

[keen parrot]

ukraine is more like russia tbh

[warped galleon]

Uh language

[clever gust]

I found a variation in a opening that i can't even type in my keyboard 💀

[warped galleon]

Congrats

[sharp galleon]

I can actually see the differences since I can speak Norwegian lol

[keen parrot]

bulgaria is closer to romanian style of landscape

[nimble niche]

Ngl they look the same to me

[grim edge]

yknow i kinda take back it

[warped galleon]

Show

[teal dragon]

Huh

[keen parrot]

road lines, they arent in any language

[sacred steeple]

birch trees 🌲

[nimble niche]

I can never tell the difference

[clever gust]

It has special characters

[warped galleon]

Show

[sharp galleon]

oh I thought you said road signs

[teal dragon]

Like grünfeld or more special?

[nimble niche]

Both look like they've been bombed though

[nimble niche]

show what?

[warped galleon]

Picture

[sacred steeple]

bulgaria looks less cold I think uhhh I could be wrong

[nimble niche]

I'm on a phone right now

[latent ivy]

Andre tate

[warped galleon]

Good for you

[clever gust]

Three special characters

[warped galleon]

and rotate

I miss grunfeld

[keen parrot]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_alphabet

[latent ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-lord-tate-gif-26112388

[sacred steeple]

why is she from finland

[grim edge]

whats a gf

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-tate-andrew-toxort-hu-gif-26567443

[warped galleon]

Grunfeld defence

[latent ivy]

russian letter?

[warped galleon]

Opening

[sacred steeple]

LOL

[grim edge]

bottom g wyd

[teal dragon]

Hi miss grunfeld

[latent ivy]

😦

[warped galleon]

Killable

[keen parrot]

[nimble niche]

Who's Mr Grunfeld then?

[warped galleon]

The GM

[sacred steeple]

play me in geo wheres ya computa

[teal dragon]

Ya that

[remote python]

Yo

[latent ivy]

[warped galleon]

guessr

[nimble niche]

I only started a few weeks ago because my friend kept playing it in class

[keen parrot]

[teal dragon]

I get 25000 every time

[keen parrot]

this is me fr

[grim edge]

dace reveal

[grim edge]

hot

[latent ivy]

[warped galleon]

I hate that they made it that you have to have premium

[teal dragon]

I dont

[nimble niche]

I don't have premium

[keen parrot]

its cause google started charging for api

[latent ivy]

bro is discord mod

[sacred steeple]

its ok Im bad when I said 1200 I just meant it as ive played on and off a lot and I knew random metas and all the flags and stuff

[warped galleon]

How can you play then when those 5 min end

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

i am discord owner

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> adichessw

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 505 (581 peak)
Blitz: 477 (477 peak)

[nimble niche]

I knew all the flags before I knew geoguessr was a thing

[grim edge]

monster tastes like ass

[latent ivy]

holy shit

[teal dragon]

I said 25000 as in on geo genshin

[sacred steeple]

and why is that

[nimble niche]

Learnt them out of boredom

[keen parrot]

normal monster yeah, the tastes are mostly pretty good tho

[nimble niche]

Make two accounts

[sacred steeple]

which flag is blue with a yellow circle on the left of the center

[warped galleon]

Nah

[grim edge]

i don’t really drink caffeine that much. Usually i feel nothing whenever i have it

[nimble niche]

Kazakhstan

[warped galleon]

omg

[keen parrot]

🇹🇰 was thinking of this one first

[teal dragon]

Ok but my xiao can do 80k per plunge

[sacred steeple]

nope Palau

[nimble niche]

Wait that's Palau

[keen parrot]

no

[grim edge]

🇵🇼

[nimble niche]

I thought you meant the sun in Kazakhstan

[latent ivy]

kanye 🥰

[nimble niche]

I reread it and realised

[warped galleon]

Nagh man

[lament jacinth]

.

[teal dragon]

Kanye -> Kenya

[keen parrot]

kan ye ... i was advised not to continue

[grim edge]

what flag has the southern cross

[nimble niche]

I know the flag of Tokelau for some reason

[keen parrot]

🏳️‍⚧️

[teal dragon]

2pc VV and... wait for it.... 2pc EMBLEM

[grim edge]

in a realife chess game can u promote a queen if u already have one?

[keen parrot]

one of the most obscure countries

[teal dragon]

Yes

[grim edge]

yeah ofc

[keen parrot]

actually its like semi-independent

[grim edge]

ty

[keen parrot]

idfk

[grim edge]

yes.

[sacred steeple]

if thats a country I quit smh

[lament jacinth]

The land of kangaroos and beer belly's

[nimble niche]

I don't think it's a country, it's probably autonomous though

[glass nymph]

GM agreed to all rematches 😞

[teal dragon]

Innefficient domain

[grim edge]

🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[grim edge]

real

[keen parrot]

nope its a territory mb

[digital phoenix]

its bullet whatd u expect

[burnt vine]

yo whats up

i was at the dentist

[grim edge]

hikaru candidate master

[sharp galleon]

take a shoey

or whatever it is called

[latent ivy]

eminem

[teal dragon]

my stats are quite insane exept goblet

[nimble niche]

I'm guessing non of us here is American

[keen parrot]

how have i never played u

[grim edge]

don’t need to tell me twice fr

[nimble niche]

None of us seem particularly geographically challenged

[sharp galleon]

damn I said it correctly lmao

[keen parrot]

americans?

[teal dragon]

I got them when i was farming kazuha and stuff VV is used on like all anemos

[grim edge]

bro my opponent really thinking in 10 mins rapid

[teal dragon]

enka.network

[sacred steeple]

@nimble niche I see why 1200 on ranked is way better than I thought, the top global rated guy is 1800 rn

[nimble niche]

I love it when the map gives me Kyrgyzstan, it's just free points

[latent ivy]

guys is grimace milk shake good?

[teal dragon]

Grimace shake that booty

[latent ivy]

im in mcd rn

[nimble niche]

I hate it when I get eastern russia

[latent ivy]

i anna trry one

[digital phoenix]

i have never heard of such a thing

[sacred steeple]

and Mongolia

and Israel

[nimble niche]

And UAE

And Jordan

[keen parrot]

pro tip: dont drink if you have a game at 10 am the next day

[teal dragon]

Why would they name a country after shoes 🧐🧐😭

[keen parrot]

i was legit dying at the chess board

[nimble niche]

I love it when I get Bhutan because I always get it right and my opponent never does

[remote python]

same

[stuck kestrel]

what game u playing

[sacred steeple]

@nimble niche alright now go memorize all 300+ area codes of the US so youll always do good when you see a number

[remote python]

real

[novel umbra]

My elo improved by 600 in a month lmao

[keen parrot]

proper waste of time

[nimble niche]

skin colour by regions

[keen parrot]

learning obesity rates of states

[stuck kestrel]

all states : 99%

[novel umbra]

Jews on USA (Proper Bobby Fischer grindset)

[keen parrot]

what

[novel umbra]

In*

[novel umbra]

Ummm

[grim edge]

nerd

[novel umbra]

Fischer

[grim edge]

go memorise how to get some bitches

[novel umbra]

Kinda hated isreal

[grim edge]

attacking pattern fr

[keen parrot]

fish her? seems unethical but ok

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/erb-nerd-geek-funny-nerd-emoji-gif-26520060

[novel umbra]

Wtf

[stuck kestrel]

i have mate in 1 and this guy is stalling the clock. I have to wait for 5 minutes now for his time to run out

[novel umbra]

Report

[nimble niche]

ez fix, don't play rapid

[stuck kestrel]

Bout to spam report his dumbass

[keen parrot]

my opp kinda did that too, he was dead lost and played a bit more so the game wouldnt end in 15 moves

[stuck kestrel]

ok he finally played

it was his first gamr

[sacred steeple]

did your mom not count 🤔

[warped galleon]

[stuck kestrel]

i brought his rating from 1600 to 1385 😂

[novel umbra]

How good is 1000 rating?

[teal dragon]

woah wtf

[torn ember]

guys relax wtf

[stuck kestrel]

above average

[upper flame]

Very good

[teal dragon]

new account ig

[stuck kestrel]

yeah it was his first game on the account thats why

[novel umbra]

1500?

[stuck kestrel]

yep

[sacred steeple]

were joking 😭

[upper flame]

Bad

[teal dragon]

why did bud pick advanced

[torn ember]

oh ok xd i didnt notice xd

[nimble niche]

the average now is including all the inactive accounts and smurfs

[stuck kestrel]

yes

average is like 650

[teal dragon]

but... why

[stuck kestrel]

i think it should be 800 tho

[keen parrot]

how good is 2900 rating

[stuck kestrel]

mid

[nimble niche]

decent

[teal dragon]

kazu does more dmg just by swirl istg

[torn ember]

almost in carlsen magnus level

[teal dragon]

ok im not mad

[stuck kestrel]

depends if its fide or chess.com or lichess

[nimble niche]

☠️

[keen parrot]

magnus adopts them

[novel umbra]

I was 1500 elo and then I tried leaning an opening and lost like 20 game

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[novel umbra]

I'm around 1000 now

[grim edge]

lichess when you get a draw -15 elo
chess.com when you draw

[novel umbra]

King's Indian is kinda hard

[stuck kestrel]

it depends on your opponents elo

[teal dragon]

check out my top 1% ganyu tho

[wintry delta]

watching a GM play

[novel umbra]

GM overrated

[torn ember]

i dont play it but for nimzo-indian i wouldnt say it

[nimble niche]

lichess when you win: +4
chess.com when you win: +12
lichess when you lose: -12
chess.com when you lose: -4

[stuck kestrel]

i saw a big mouse in my house today

[teal dragon]

lmao

[keen parrot]

you are in the top 1% basement dweller category

[grim edge]

for me it's literally 100+ elo when i lose/win

[nimble niche]

Get out of provisional rating

[teal dragon]

i havent played coop since i got zhongli so i never actually carried azdaha fights

[stuck kestrel]

when i go to my profile the place where it shows percentile is empty, how to fix that pls help

[grim edge]

well i havent touched lichess in a long time soo

[teal dragon]

im also "accidently" top 1% since i never farmed for ganyu intentionally

[torn ember]

does lichess have discord server ?

[keen parrot]

yes

[stuck kestrel]

yeah

[keen parrot]

[torn ember]

ok i checked out thx

[stuck kestrel]

its dead

most of the time

why name pink

[nimble niche]

yes they do

[stuck kestrel]

bring back blue

[glass nymph]

OMG

[nimble niche]

On my server list, lichess discord is placed above cc discord lmao

[stuck kestrel]

C# has a server ?????e

[next raft]

anyone needs free coaching? (im 139)

[stuck kestrel]

nice

[nimble niche]

I read your bio as dirtiest chess player

[next raft]

real

[stuck kestrel]

lmao

[nimble niche]

anyone want free wayward queen lessons?

[keen parrot]

i am the cleanest chess player

[keen parrot]

4...f5

[nimble niche]

I often play a5 so I can't say the same

[teal dragon]

yeah thats a great hutao

why dont you go for a cr circlet tho

[stuck kestrel]

ur youtube username is “kid toucher” 😂

[nimble niche]

I've won both times I faced that this week

[keen parrot]

thats cause they suck

[nimble niche]

Is shaking hands with kids after the game not allowed?

[teal dragon]

joe biden

[keen parrot]

multiple?

[stuck kestrel]

i dont know

ask biden

[flint fox]

boe jiden

[nimble niche]

uhh simul

[teal dragon]

asking kids to shake is kinda weird

[keen parrot]

smh

so many pdf files

[stuck kestrel]

who

[flint fox]

wut

[keen parrot]

we had the genshin impact players and the creeps

now kid touchers

[stuck kestrel]

who

[next raft]

twitch*

[stuck kestrel]

same thing

thats not the point

[next raft]

no

[keen parrot]

its a point

[stuck kestrel]

chup

[stuck kestrel]

whats a point

[keen parrot]

.

[stuck kestrel]

.. 2 points

[keen parrot]

pointless

[teal dragon]

collecting the infinity stones

[next raft]

main ye parh sakta hun imagine

[stuck kestrel]

i know i read your bio

but u cant speak or else ban 😭

[next raft]

damn

[stuck kestrel]

damn

[next raft]

not cool bro

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[gusty scarab]

Hi Aurora

[next raft]

very are you from?

[nimble niche]

lmao witty alien has been streaming for 8 hours straight

[flint fox]

wenomechainsama

[next raft]

wifenloof

[grim edge]

sup! first ever chess game I have had after like.. 4+ months

[stuck kestrel]

my mum

[next raft]

no way bro same

[torn ember]

i think chess.com is better then lichchess server

[stuck kestrel]

estelefterbraun

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83325283105?tab=review

[worn ice]

BlupyFromCodm (1160) vs. ali-zin (1138)

Move List

1. e4 Nc6 2. Nf3 a6 3. d4 h6 4. Bc4 d6 5. Bf4 Nf6 6. Nc3 b5 7. Bd5 Nxd5 8. exd5 Na7 9. O-O e6 10. Re1 Be7 11. dxe6 Bxe6 12. d5 Bg4 13. h3 Bh5 14. Qd4 Bxf3 15. Qxg7 Rf8 16. Bxh6 Bh5 17. Qxf8+ Kd7 18. Rxe7+ Qxe7 19. Qxa8 Nc8 20. Qxa6 Kd8 21. Nxb5 Qf6 22. Qc6 

[next raft]

pawn to e3

[stuck kestrel]

damn thats crazy

[gloomy vector]

Well done lads great matchmaking

[next raft]

fr bro also did you know i had to win a massive race

[stuck kestrel]

we all had to

[stuck kestrel]

Custom matchmaking.

[grim edge]

Ranked Play

[flint fox]

Everyone here won that race

[teal dragon]

if you win you get a load of points, if you lose you dont lose any points

[stuck kestrel]

we are all winners!!

[fast kiln]

we back at 210 rapid boys

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

bro theres now a hampter blender
im traumatized

[next raft]

the highest rating in a while

[teal dragon]

hampter

[stuck kestrel]

hamster in a blender?

[fast kiln]

yessss

[grim edge]

congrats

[grim edge]

yes

[fast kiln]

maybe I’ll actually hit 22 rapid this time

[stuck kestrel]

link?

[next raft]

also aren't 500-800 the same players

[grim edge]

hang on

[stuck kestrel]

for educational purposes

[next raft]

they all suck (including me)

[stuck kestrel]

[next raft]

luodingo

[next raft]

i do

[stuck kestrel]

levydingo

[next raft]

fr

[flint fox]

100-200 players are sandbaggers?

[fast kiln]

but ok real talk why is rapid so easy

[next raft]

what is a sand bagger?

[stuck kestrel]

stop talking

[flint fox]

Losing on purpose

[sharp galleon]

nobody even plays it

[next raft]

you are 200 💀

[lilac hamlet]

Hi y'all

[next raft]

i doubt it

[flint fox]

Ask others

[teal dragon]

another day another slay

[flint fox]

wait

did i mispronounce that

[fast kiln]

there are enough under 2.3 that I get games quickly

[whole abyss]

ok

[sharp galleon]

for me it normally takes 7+ seconds

[stuck kestrel]

mcdonalds wifi

[fast kiln]

tbh it’s probably because it’s harder to tilt as opposed to blitz

[bright glade]

ip grabber

[stuck kestrel]

willy wonka

[sharp galleon]

it is called there are too few ppl at that high rating range

[nimble niche]

Witty alien has been streaming for 25 hours straight lmao

[grim edge]

what willy doing

[lilac hamlet]

Slaying while grounded

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[grim edge]

sacrificing bishops every hour no sleep

[sharp galleon]

[fast kiln]

Cellen I forget what are u in rapid now

[nimble niche]

he's trying to get 120 brilliants before ending the stream

[teal dragon]

legit how its a file

[grim edge]

oh hell nah
bro is blundering his life

[sharp galleon]

230 with an extra 0

[daring oyster]

Files can ip grab

[stuck kestrel]

0230

[grim edge]

hi anyone wanna play chess im bored

[fast kiln]

fair tbh I never got to around there but under that queues are alright

[stuck kestrel]

connect ur account

[sharp galleon]

obviously yes

[wintry trail]

I’m in Japan

[grim edge]

why

[stuck kestrel]

so we can see ur elo

[grim edge]

look at the sky

[grim edge]

my elo is 1100

[stuck kestrel]

and u can send pictures

[teal dragon]

you mean board becuse its a chess board ha ha im so... funny

[wintry trail]

Why

[grim edge]

omg im dying of laughter man. u killed me

[stuck kestrel]

Im in your walls.

[wintry trail]

It’s almost night time

[sharp galleon]

I normally get matched against ppl 50+ rating lower than me lol, I just farmed 2100s and low 2200s to 2300 even though I have +/- infinity

[grim edge]

im just kidding dont

[wintry trail]

I’m in ur closet..

[grim edge]

fight with stockfish

[teal dragon]

me too fr

[sharp galleon]

I did and got absolutely demolished

[grim edge]

look at your phone

[stuck kestrel]

Hi in ur closet im eyeatch

[fast kiln]

I mean yea last time I checked 2100 was like top 99.8% for rapid

[wintry trail]

The thing is, I don’t have one

[sharp galleon]

wasn’t it top 99.9%

[next raft]

i beat stockfish by using stockcat

[fast kiln]

idk been awhile since I checked

[grim edge]

mittens cant chal stockfish

[wintry trail]

Nah stockshark

[teal dragon]

oh i thought you were saying you was gay?

[grim edge]

i beat stockcat by using stockdog

[next raft]

lmfao

[sharp galleon]

I remember it was 99.9% but god knows

[next raft]

weak, i beat stock dog by using stock crocodile

[teal dragon]

stockfishing rod

[wintry trail]

I am not, but I’m not homophobic so u can come at me.. if that’s what u mean

[fast kiln]

Yea nvm it’s 99.9

[grim edge]

i beat stockcrocodile by using stocktrex

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-bateman-cute-explaining-gif-25169578

[wintry trail]

I beat the whole stocks with stockgod

[next raft]

weak i used StockSimpson and beat all

[sharp galleon]

you have to be top 100 to be top 100%, so 99.9% is good enough for me lol

[next raft]

weak, i crashed the entire stocks market after using StockGambit

[wintry trail]

No I have stockcarlson

[fast kiln]

fair tbh I just wanna finally hit 2200 cuz last time I played rapid I hit 2192 and drained 💀

[teal dragon]

what i mean is when someones "in the closet" it means they not open about being gay

[sharp galleon]

[sharp galleon]

I know that feeling way too well

[next raft]

that's so weak i am better than magnus

[wintry trail]

I’m bi, shut up

[wintry trail]

Too bad stockchess

[next raft]

you're bitch?

[fast kiln]

I’m back to rapid cuz I drained like 300 elo in blitz 😎

[viral epoch]

Clelnen

[teal dragon]

so why u in the closet if you left it

[wintry trail]

No bisexual

[next raft]

or a bishop?

[sharp galleon]

[fast kiln]

mitzuuuu 🌈

[grim edge]

i prefer pawns tbh

[wintry trail]

It means ugh ur impossible

[sharp galleon]

nice

[fast kiln]

My stats look so sad rn

[teal dragon]

sorry :c

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> miasmatic

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2106 (2192 peak)
Blitz: 1916 (2175 peak)
Bullet: 1926 (2021 peak)

[next raft]

id say i like the empty square

[viral epoch]

Antonioooo🌈

[fast kiln]

💀

[next raft]

i prefer emperor tbh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2303 (2303 peak)
Blitz: 2168 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2300 peak)

[grim edge]

i prefer chariots tbh

[teal dragon]

is that a child

[next raft]

id say the janitor is the best piece

[sharp galleon]

no it is an AI

obviously

[teal dragon]

underage robot

[grim edge]

i like the piece cannon

[next raft]

such a low rating,fight me

[wintry trail]

One piece

[sharp galleon]

[cerulean stirrup]

Guys how do I access stockfish?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Taha Ahmed (tahaahmedpk16)

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Name: Taha Ahmed (tahaahmedpk16)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 646 (648 peak)
Blitz: 545 (686 peak)
Bullet: 625 (764 peak)

[next raft]

imagine not being 650

[grim edge]

devious act

[sharp galleon]

nah man ur scary

[wintry trail]

I’m 1100

[cerulean stirrup]

?

[next raft]

such a low rating

[grim edge]

im 700 in blitz

[wintry trail]

Ik

[next raft]

imagine not being 500

[grim edge]

fr

[next raft]

couldn't be me

[cerulean stirrup]

How do I access stockfish

[wintry trail]

Go stock fishing

[next raft]

just access it, duh.

[cerulean stirrup]

How?

Can't find it in chess. Com

[next raft]

fish in the stock market as @wintry trail said

[wintry trail]

Yes

Stock phishing

[cerulean stirrup]

Don't play me with this game please

I can't tell jokes apart

[wintry trail]

It’s called logic, my guy

[grim edge]

i break the stockmarket

[cerulean stirrup]

I can't tell nearly anything apart

[cerulean stirrup]

Which I lack

[next raft]

lose 600 elo to unlock an easter egg and access stockfish

[cerulean stirrup]

I'm 100 elo

And no imagine

[next raft]

be 0 duh

[cerulean stirrup]

Dude

[next raft]

imagine

[teal dragon]

100 elo worse than martin

[cerulean stirrup]

Don't you do it please

I get it ok

[next raft]

nah bro worse than his son

[cerulean stirrup]

I have ADHD okay?

[next raft]

just delete your chess.com account to access stockfish or press alt + f4

[teal dragon]

martin is already worse than his son

[next raft]

what is that?

[thorn yoke]

Tehe

[cerulean stirrup]

I can't tell if your being sarcastic or not

[next raft]

is that like an opening

[rigid meteor]

whats a zugzwan?

[warped galleon]

That Rock band

[next raft]

fr

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-roll-acdc-classic-gif-15360770

[next raft]

i think i get what adhd is

[grim edge]

queen

[teal dragon]

when you have to make a move you dont like

[warped galleon]

wsg ma queen

[next raft]

A4 D3 H4 D4

adhd gambit

[cerulean stirrup]

I don't get it

[next raft]

just get it, duh

[warped galleon]

Black cannot play d3

[sharp galleon]

yo

[warped galleon]

neither d4

[next raft]

just play it

[cerulean stirrup]

Listen man

[warped galleon]

aight lemme show u the position then

[next raft]

show me

[cerulean stirrup]

Can we just stop this

[next raft]

stop what?

[cerulean stirrup]

This thing

Okay

[next raft]

what thing?

[warped galleon]

adhd gambit

[wintry trail]

Yus

[next raft]

just play h4

[cerulean stirrup]

Just stop please

[warped galleon]

Pretty selfexplainable

[next raft]

black's first move is d3

[cerulean stirrup]

It's not funny

[warped galleon]

mb

[teal dragon]

where did whites d pawn go

[next raft]

not d4

[wintry trail]

Yea, whatever’s happening I think this guy doesn’t like it

[warped galleon]

Backrooms

[wintry trail]

Shrek in the backrooms

[warped galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-meme-face-shrek-backstage-shrek-shrek-donkey-shrek-face-gif-26134487

[cerulean stirrup]

I don't want any trouble okay

[wintry trail]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-meme-face-shrek-backstage-shrek-shrek-donkey-shrek-face-gif-26134487

[next raft]

adhd gambit

[grim edge]

you shouldve played the egg

[next raft]

bro exploded

[warped galleon]

Nah thats d6 and d5

[cerulean stirrup]

So let's just skip the jokes

[warped galleon]

Nah i aint playing the GGe

[next raft]

i mean you can play it for black aswell

[wintry trail]

Man chill

[cerulean stirrup]

I am

[warped galleon]

U can not

[next raft]

which jokes?

[grim edge]

nah e g g

[next raft]

you can because i said so

[cerulean stirrup]

Can we please just stop with this

[warped galleon]

Okay

[next raft]

stop what?

[wintry trail]

Stop what

[warped galleon]

e3 g3 g4

[cerulean stirrup]

Dude please

[teal dragon]

no Bg2

[cerulean stirrup]

Stop it

[wintry trail]

I’m listening blud

[next raft]

did you just assume my gender?

[wintry trail]

What did we do

[next raft]

ban this kid

[cerulean stirrup]

???

Listen I get you don't mean any harm with these jokes

[next raft]

i identify as a polish attack submarine

[wintry trail]

How old r u

[cerulean stirrup]

15

[warped galleon]

Mb

[grim edge]

what

[wintry trail]

What

[cerulean stirrup]

Let's all calm down

[warped galleon]

U aren't allowed to be here

[wintry trail]

Yea

[next raft]

no i mean

he is 12

[grim edge]

@next raft see the rules bro you cant joke age

[cerulean stirrup]

SNITCHES GET STICHES

[keen parrot]

who is 12 💀

[next raft]

not my age his age

[wintry trail]

Bro can’t spell

[cerulean stirrup]

Not this again

[keen parrot]

you are

[teal dragon]

ofc u spawn

[next raft]

im almost 16

[wintry trail]

How do u know his age

[grim edge]

wtf
despawn outta here

[next raft]

a wild guess

[wintry trail]

Stalker

[keen parrot]

bro stfu im eating, you almost made me spit my food

[cerulean stirrup]

Get him!

[next raft]

💀?

[grim edge]

eat it again

[keen parrot]

almost

[next raft]

guys i lied i am actually 86

[wintry trail]

Chill bro me joking

[cerulean stirrup]

What ya eating

[keen parrot]

food

[cerulean stirrup]

What food?

[next raft]

what is eating?

[teal dragon]

yeah squarerooted

[cerulean stirrup]

Like sushi?

[next raft]

how do we perform the act of eating

[wintry trail]

Japanese restaurants r delicious

Imma go

[cerulean stirrup]

Should we call a mod?

[teal dragon]

hi mario