💬〡general-off-topic

[sly ledge]

daily life of a chess player

[next raft]

such a noob

damn

[grim edge]

?

[next raft]

im not even gonna bother competing

put me back to wood league

[fiery beacon]

I need to step up damn

[atomic jacinth]

anyone down for a game (my rating is 1100)

[next raft]

chess kids?

[atomic jacinth]

e

yes bruv

[next raft]

"1200-1399"

[atomic jacinth]

yea around that

[next raft]

imagine

[atomic jacinth]

imagine bieng good at chess 😦

[next raft]

fr bro can't relate

[grim edge]

“It grieves my heart and soul that africa is r*ped of its silver and gold” ~ steel pulse

[atomic jacinth]

sed

[grim edge]

No way I wonder how long he’s gonna be streaming

[atomic jacinth]

that is the whole movie ig

[next raft]

i have a better movie to watch yall

[atomic jacinth]

i am watching it in between my classes

[grim edge]

Does magnus stream chess?

[sly ledge]

Yea like the flash

[atomic jacinth]

does anyone want too raid my classes

it is on google meet

[grim edge]

Thats not allowed. Go study.

[next raft]

nope

[atomic jacinth]

it alowed

[grim edge]

Doesnt matter go study

[atomic jacinth]

now raid it pls i am bored i want to get grounded

[next raft]

watch this
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1068160065879691286/the_spongebob_movie.mp4

[atomic jacinth]

pls man raid it

[next raft]

yes it is the whole movie

[atomic jacinth]

damn he realy said spongbob movie

sent*

[grim edge]

What movie

[next raft]

the one above

[atomic jacinth]

shit federal law enforcment is here runs

I AINT GONNA PAY MY TAXES

[sly ledge]

I thought u were supposed to be the law

[worn stratus]

I love 2nd turn at chess people

[grim edge]

YEAH

THATS AGAIN THE LAW

[next raft]

hi

[sly ledge]

I shit the law

[next raft]

i am lawfully alowed to say the j word

[worn stratus]

Jelly

[next raft]

wrong

[worn stratus]

Nuh uh

[atomic jacinth]

can i say the n word

[next raft]

possibly

is your cat black?

correct

[worn stratus]

Juice

[sly ledge]

Ginger with a J

[grim edge]

how long he gonna stop streaming movie in Chess streaming 1?

[worn stratus]

What

[shell sundial]

does anyone wanna play bughouse with me

[sly ledge]

he's not gonna

[nimble niche]

So beautiful, didn't even take anything

[worn stratus]

What about my hair

[next raft]

fake brilliant bd6 better

this is a dude?

[grim edge]

Personally i like it but simping online is gay

[next raft]

i thought i was talking to a girl

[nimble niche]

yeah queens are overrated

[worn stratus]

That's unfortunate, I hope it finds itself :(

[next raft]

damn man bro really catfished

[glossy radish]

._.

[sly ledge]

did your hopes and dreams die

[worn stratus]

Thank you!

Indubitably

[grim edge]

Fell for it too my guy, welp time to go outside

[next raft]

Hi mark suckerburg

[sly ledge]

simping for a woman is gay I agree

[next raft]

fr 💀

[fiery beacon]

Any idea why this is a brilliant? I played this during a bullet game? I took a knight btw

[grim edge]

Yuh

[worn stratus]

i don't get you guys

[glossy radish]

look at the follow up

[grim edge]

Cuz ur a lizard, also theres no real women on the internet

[nimble niche]

fake brilliant, sacs a rook but you were completely winning anyways

[next raft]

if pawn takes then bishop comes from another dimension and checkmates

[glossy radish]

wait what’re the moves

[grim edge]

🍆 for sure

[next raft]

i personaly prefer 🦴

[worn stratus]

either works, I'm bi

[nimble niche]

I'm guessing white sacked the exchange to simplify the position

[next raft]

you are a bitch?

[worn stratus]

[glossy radish]

hm, what exchange is there?

[sly ledge]

bro rlly stalemated that position

[graceful lintel]

Stalemate

[grim edge]

Beautiful stalemate

[nimble niche]

Rook for knight

[next raft]

couldn't be me

[glossy radish]

oh

[graceful lintel]

ye i gained +1

[sly ledge]

actually nvm

[nimble niche]

Most beautiful stalemate

[grim edge]

hi

[glossy radish]

hi inchooi

[grim edge]

genius

[glossy radish]

charge phone now

[grim edge]

If i stalemated a gm id probably get 200 elo 💀💀💀💀

[graceful lintel]

[oak cliff]

I'm on 16% myself.

[next raft]

imagine 💀

[nimble niche]

It was from last night

[glossy radish]

CHARGE

[sly ledge]

kh3 rh2+ kg4 rxh4+ kf5 rf4+

[grim edge]

hey

[sly ledge]

And the king escapes

[glossy radish]

hi

[nimble niche]

I am on 64%

[graceful lintel]

Nah he took the rook

[sly ledge]

bruh

[glossy radish]

yeah charge

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-wave-hi-gif-21825039

[graceful lintel]

7%

[next raft]

75% imagine

[worn stratus]

consider this brilliant move though

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/loof-and-timmy-loof-hi-hello-bonjour-gif-25185346

[oak cliff]

if your a 1000 elo.
the gm is let's say 2600 elo.. you will gain 8 per extra 400 so 2600-1000 1600 1600/400 4 8X4= 32 so no. you will gain 32 elo 🤓

[sly ledge]

if u play d5 u already lost

[worn stratus]

TRUE

[glossy radish]

nice edits

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-nobu-hey-hello-gif-25165084

[worn stratus]

not an edit

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[graceful lintel]

[keen parrot]

73 % here

[grim edge]

you can’t game review a 1 move game smh

[sly ledge]

never know what might come in handy like u could throw an egg at a robber to distract him and run away

[plush oak]

What is brilliant about it?

[worn stratus]

my move was so good, i won in a single move

[keen parrot]

i got a 100 acc game against mioz last night

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/0001-gif-25597406

[graceful lintel]

"500-999"

[keen parrot]

drunk me is better than sober me confirmed

[grim edge]

how many moves?

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-hi-chat-hi-cat-cat-hi-gif-22514181

[sleek oriole]

todays Wordle was HARD

[keen parrot]

like 8 and its a pretty known trap

[glossy radish]

wordle is easy let me get on

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cat-wave-adorable-hi-gif-14656036

[oak cliff]

vimun why change name I keep forgetting u are vimun,i thought u some random 1300

[grim edge]

what trap?

[keen parrot]

i am a random 1300

[sleek oriole]

I only got it in the last try

[atomic jacinth]

ig u can't say the n word i got time out

[oak cliff]

try saying what I sent in dms

[glossy radish]

hm

[oak cliff]

sonar?

[glossy radish]

kk got it

[keen parrot]

in the alapin there is some trap: e4 c5 c3 nc6 d4 cxd cxd d5 exd qxd5 nf3 bg4 nc3 qd8 d5 ne5? nxe5!, think it came by caro move order

[grim edge]

Thank you, how much would i gain for a win tho?

[grim edge]

Also im 600

[sly ledge]

U would get no elo for cheating

[glossy radish]

@sleek oriole

[grim edge]

Lets say the gm is super drunk and im high on meth

[glossy radish]

that was my first wordle in five months

[sleek oriole]

oh you have a different one lol

[worn stratus]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83199984479

[worn ice]

Samm-Cheese (855) vs. vcapra1 (891)

Move List

1. e4 [d5] 

[glossy radish]

aw :(

[worn stratus]

i win!

[oak cliff]

what I said was bullshit,i suck at maths. all I know is per 400 points your opponent is higher rated then you you gain another +8 so 1k vs 1k +8 1k vs 1400 +16 and so on

[glossy radish]

yikes

[sly ledge]

still won't work

[nimble niche]

The maximum for winning is +16 and for losing is - 16

[grim edge]

Lets say the gm got corona too and its a wgm

[oak cliff]

oh

[sly ledge]

dude you're some random 600 u still would lose

[nimble niche]

unless you have provisional rating

[grim edge]

Damn you right

[glossy radish]

doododododoodo

[worn stratus]

magnum solos

[glossy radish]

chess

[grim edge]

He has a chance of winning though, especially if you punch magnus in the nose in the middle of the game

[nimble niche]

I actually know a 10 year old prodigy CM. I played bughouse otb with him as my teammate and he got smothered mated

[digital phoenix]

Bug otb is so fun

[nimble niche]

why?

[worn stratus]

nuh uh, magnum solos

[glossy radish]

hi las

[digital phoenix]

Hi

[glossy radish]

hi

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-24467314

[nimble niche]

10 year old CM isn't too exceptional compared to other prodigies

[digital phoenix]

I do not claim credit for this gif

[glossy radish]

mooo

[sly ledge]

the guy is getting mussy

[worn stratus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089932421560025089/1117018637291749466/ezgif.com-apng-to-gif3.gif

[shadow rune]

is scotch a bad opening because we let our queen out too early and might loose tempo?

[digital phoenix]

Isn’t peta the one that spouts a lot of bullshit

[worn stratus]

nuh uh, fake

[vernal goblet]

my 1230 is a respectable rating

[nimble niche]

I was going well on my side and he got smothered mated

[grim edge]

peta says they are pro animals ect. but they kidnapped a families dog and euthanised it

[digital phoenix]

My opponent on other board was fiddling with queen and didn’t realise he could use it

[nimble niche]

yeah it is

I play it anyways because why not?

[digital phoenix]

Play it otb noob

[neon musk]

Wayward queen is

[nimble niche]

I did it in blitz

otb blitz

[digital phoenix]

I played grob in classical against an unrated

[grim edge]

@grim edge HELOO how you gonna stop streaming movie in chess stream vc

[digital phoenix]

I lost the paper cos I throw everything away

[nimble niche]

most 2000s don't even know how to punish wayward queen properly

[glossy radish]

v bored

[digital phoenix]

touch grass

[glossy radish]

i did

[digital phoenix]

More grass

[glossy radish]

no more

[worn stratus]

guess who wins

[digital phoenix]

Eat the grass

[glossy radish]

no grass in canada

canada sucks

[nimble niche]

you can't

[livid seal]

White

[sly ledge]

White

[digital phoenix]

Oh ur in canada

[glossy radish]

i’m canadian

[digital phoenix]

What

[glossy radish]

what

las did u not know?

[livid seal]

I'm right

[neon musk]

I'm learning to play e4 e5 rn to play it as my main defense against e4 in slower games
I wonder how many games will I have to play to face the Wayward queen

[digital phoenix]

I feel like ur gaslighting me

[glossy radish]

you didn’t know?

[nimble niche]

if you play against me, every game

literally nobody knows what to do against wayward queen

[glossy radish]

why the hell are you a furry

goofy mf ass back off

[digital phoenix]

Never have I seen u mention anything about canada

[sly ledge]

bruh wtf you're 2000 elo

[worn stratus]

wtf is a furry

[nimble niche]

stopping scholar's mate is NOT refuting it

[glossy radish]

sigh

nah i’m north american

[digital phoenix]

Exactly

Drink more syrup

[grim edge]

soorry

[nimble niche]

what's wrong?

[neon musk]

I mean it's not a terrible opening
It's not the best that white can play, but white is completely fine there

[glossy radish]

[digital phoenix]

Boss ur a furry it’s not any better

[nimble niche]

Firouzja occasionally plays it in blitz

[glossy radish]

i’m not canadian

[sly ledge]

are you telling me 2000 elo don't know what to do against wayward atta

[grim edge]

this shit i’m drinking tastes like piss water

[glossy radish]

water = prepiss

[nimble niche]

Everyone I play thinks that they could punish it immediately and then blunder within 15 moves

[nimble niche]

Yes.

[sly ledge]

is it comparable to the water u get in dentists

[digital phoenix]

Yes like my college water fountain I think it has a fungus in it

[livid seal]

I just played against cheater

[digital phoenix]

I rather drink toilet water

[vernal goblet]

just defeated a 1400 as a 1200

[grim edge]

tasty

[worn stratus]

wdym seems legit

[livid seal]

accuracy of my opponent is 99.3

[digital phoenix]

Good gaming chair

[nimble niche]

Stopping scholar's mate and refuting wayward queen are two completely different things. Why does everyone think they're the same thing?

[worn stratus]

can't forget the gaming skirt

[digital phoenix]

What

[worn stratus]

what

[livid seal]

!?

[sly ledge]

are you mentioning the c3 line

[neon musk]

That's usually what happens when their opponents play a troll opening or a passive opening
They start looking for a quick knockout, but there isn't one
And they end up in trouble themselves

[nimble niche]

No, Ne2

[grim edge]

what?

ok

[nimble niche]

precisely, black just has to accept that they only have a slight advantage and play it like a normal game

[vernal goblet]

whats a respectable rating (for most people)

[grim edge]

3000

[digital phoenix]

And also deal with the mental damage of not easily beating some shit opening

[vernal goblet]

be serious bruh

[sly ledge]

4000

[digital phoenix]

2000 online

[fickle rampart]

Everybody go to sleep now

[digital phoenix]

If competitive then 2000 fide

[latent pebble]

If you get really good at a troll opening it’s op

[nimble niche]

2000 fide is what i would consider good

[latent pebble]

2300 maybe

[sly ledge]

nah it's decent

[nimble niche]

wayward queen isn't troll, it's goated

[vernal goblet]

bruh for me anything 1800+ FIDE is very good

[digital phoenix]

Titled is something else

[fickle rampart]

What about 3800 FIDE

[sly ledge]

not bad

[neon musk]

I played an FM and he played f3 Kf2 against me
I was patient for the most part of the game and had a -2 advantage
But once I tried to force my way in, I lost immediately

[glossy radish]

[digital phoenix]

Just play for draw

[fickle rampart]

Do we get any street cred

[latent pebble]

Otb or online

[digital phoenix]

I barely drew a 1700 fide who used a4 h4

[grim edge]

no way Patrick said “you’re hot” at 23:29

[neon musk]

Online

[digital phoenix]

Ew online

[grim edge]

[latent pebble]

idk how to punish troll openings I just resign fr

[fickle rampart]

I was gonna say, the disrespect to play the bongcloud in person XD

[shadow rune]

what is ligma?

[vale timber]

what's the troll opening

[digital phoenix]

1. Nc3
   1-0

[latent pebble]

When somebody plays a troll opening I play it back

[unborn jetty]

yes by wife and husband

[nimble niche]

you mean you haven't beaten a CM in a tournament game before?

[digital phoenix]

But tbf nc3 isn’t troll

[latent pebble]

so if I get shit on I also played the troll opening

[unborn jetty]

e4 e5 ke2 ke7?

[grim edge]

smth to do with bofa

[digital phoenix]

Never played one

[unborn jetty]

the best one

[latent pebble]

Bofa drink?

[nimble niche]

I beat a kid who has CM title now in 2019 when he first started chess. It was a rapid tournament game as well

[fickle rampart]

Nc3 is a top 5 opening move

[latent pebble]

d5

[vale timber]

anyone here ever been beaten by the bongcloud

[shadow rune]

who is bofa

[restive storm]

My friend beat me with it

[fickle rampart]

Top 5 opening moves:

1. e4
2. d4
3. Nf3
4. c4
5. Nc3

[nimble niche]

plenty of times

[restive storm]

What about 1. e3

[shadow rune]

i tried bongcloud twice, one i won and another i lost

[vale timber]

I tried it and got

[latent pebble]

I feel like playing troll openings is bad sportsmanship

[fickle rampart]

Stockfish doesn’t like it a whole lot

[digital phoenix]

Have u beaten an actual titled player otb in rapid above

[vale timber]

folded

[nimble niche]

I could technically say that I beat a CM otb with englund gambit even though it was a friendly game

[latent pebble]

Hot take but I’m right fr

[digital phoenix]

In a tournament

[neon musk]

It was blitz, maybe I would figure out the right way in if the time control was slower, but anyway beating a 2600 FM as a 1900 is a miracle

[nimble niche]

no

[digital phoenix]

Skill issue

[fickle rampart]

It’s prolly tied with something in the top 5 tho

[nimble niche]

where's a4?

1.a4 2.h4 1-0

[digital phoenix]

Illegal game

[vernal goblet]

u think i can get to 2k online rating by end of 2024?

[fickle rampart]

True

[vernal goblet]

im currently around 1300-1400 skill level

[digital phoenix]

Long time probably can

[fickle rampart]

Yes

[nimble niche]

1.a4 a5 2.h4 h5 position is equal, both sides have winning chances

[keen parrot]

i can get to 2k online by 2024 as well

[wispy spindle]

no by brother and sister

[digital phoenix]

I believe u can get it this year

[wispy spindle]

same

[neon musk]

Aren't you 2400?

[keen parrot]

have u seen my graph? its going down

[nimble niche]

get it quick before your account gets closed for sandbagging

[keen parrot]

im like 2360 rn

[digital phoenix]

Coach me

[keen parrot]

get it slow would be a better strat

[unborn jetty]

i will try to beat someone

[nimble niche]

I'm so bad at chess

[keen parrot]

i have otb game in 30 mins

but my head is spinning

[nimble niche]

Everyone here is better than me

[vale timber]

bruh

[restive storm]

Lol 2200 chat

[keen parrot]

how tf am i supposed to play 2 games today when i havent even slept

skill issue tbh

[nimble niche]

imagine being real 2200s

not just 2200 rapid

[keen parrot]

my opp beat a 2200 yesterday

[nimble niche]

I refuse to play rapid until my blitz gets to 2200 against because I need access to #2200-or-higher

[keen parrot]

he is 1400

[nimble niche]

good luck

[keen parrot]

im scared for my life

[nimble niche]

how old is he?

[keen parrot]

havent checked

[fast kiln]

I refuse to play blitz rn because it’s embarrassing

[nimble niche]

I beat a 1600 fide when I was around 1300 chess.com rapid before

[keen parrot]

ye but 1600 fide is meh

[grim edge]

YES BAXK TO THE FUTURE IS ENDING SOON

[digital phoenix]

There was a 1500 who drew 2 2500 gms in a tournament I wonder how that happened

[keen parrot]

chiturr

[digital phoenix]

Maybe

[restive storm]

He had a good gaming chair

[keen parrot]

but this wasnt on a live board

[grim edge]

@grim edge is almost done streaming movie in vc chess

[keen parrot]

and my game wont be either

[nimble niche]

must've had some really bad food the night before

I've never played a game that was featured on a live board before

[digital phoenix]

Everyone seating on normal chairs and then there’s this one guy with a gaming chair

[keen parrot]

there was this 1900 that had 1.5/3 against 3 junior IMs in a closed tournament

[digital phoenix]

I missed the live board by one

[restive storm]

True

[worn stratus]

shrimply build different

[digital phoenix]

1-6 was live and I beat the wim on 8

[bright eagle]

writing that down ✍️

[keen parrot]

wim

[nimble niche]

What about the next round?

[neon musk]

Gaming chair = +300 elo

[digital phoenix]

Boosted title am I right

[digital phoenix]

Thrown to like board 15 and lost to a 1600

[keen parrot]

tbh i might be a bit hungover

[worn stratus]

if you have the gaming carpet, its 500 due to set bonus

[keen parrot]

but i didnt even drink a lot smh

[unborn jetty]

update: i did it first try

[nimble niche]

if you go to the toilet midgame, your chess will improve

[neon musk]

And if you have RGB on your table, it's also +200 on top of that

[keen parrot]

RGB socks

[digital phoenix]

Had an opponent who kept on walking away after every move

[grim edge]

how much

[nimble niche]

I do that as well

[neon musk]

I don't have any of that, that's why I'm 1900

[keen parrot]

just a few beers and some vodka

[grim edge]

how much is a few

[nimble niche]

I always watch other games when I'm not calculating

[keen parrot]

3

[digital phoenix]

But every few moves maybe but every single one is too much

[neon musk]

If I had all of that, I would be 2700

[grim edge]

what %

[keen parrot]

5%, big cans

[digital phoenix]

I almost lost a king queen against his king 3 pawns

[nimble niche]

I need to keep myself sane

[keen parrot]

i didnt sleep too so that might be it

<@&745328830649991179>

[digital phoenix]

That was uncalled for

[keen parrot]

yes

[worn stratus]

the gaming thighhighs

[keen parrot]

fr

[digital phoenix]

Bagpipes

[keen parrot]

bro is mr beast

[worn stratus]

the only bags i have are under my eyes

[digital phoenix]

Door dash it to me I’m in antartica

[keen parrot]

mr breast go give food to homeless people, not your discord kittens

yeah

[digital phoenix]

I’ll end a shit load of food that’s what I’ll do

[keen parrot]

and keep doing that, dont come back

[glossy radish]

hell yeah

[grim edge]

you also want the police to show up to ur house

[keen parrot]

swatting

[latent pebble]

Fraud is uncalled for

[vale timber]

send it to the neighbors

[digital phoenix]

Hell yeah

[keen parrot]

white house

[glossy radish]

i’m not home so

to me

[grim edge]

fraud is illegal guys 😢

[digital phoenix]

Imagine if the White House was painted black

[latent pebble]

Stop lying

[nimble niche]

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington D.C. please

[keen parrot]

i am hunter biden, very poor, spend all money on drug

[latent pebble]

🛑

[grim edge]

based

[digital phoenix]

Lost money by sleeping

[keen parrot]

[latent pebble]

sleeping is for freaks

[nimble niche]

sleeping is for nerds

[keen parrot]

need to go to the playing hall

hope my downfall wont be catastrophic

[digital phoenix]

Leave phone on bring it in

And then bring to toilet

Is that only american

[grim edge]

id rather not be involved in credit card fraud

[keen parrot]

fr

[nimble niche]

Doordash operates in sydney as well

[turbid tide]

this is making me play the london system

[digital phoenix]

Send it to the uluru rock I’ll be there

[latent pebble]

L Mans

[keen parrot]

send it to alice springs

[grim edge]

Back to the future Movie ending rn in vc

uluṟu lowkey sucks

[latent pebble]

Bro plays fake caro 🚗

[grim edge]

shitty city

full of criminals

[nimble niche]

Alice springs crime rate

[glossy radish]

what to do when bored

[keen parrot]

crime

[grim edge]

tax fraud

[digital phoenix]

There has to be stuff ur avoiding

[glossy radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/754408721395744789.gif?v=1

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

Hard to trust people online

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[digital phoenix]

U should give it to furries

I don’t have doordash in my country

[glossy radish]

scared the living hell outta me

[digital phoenix]

I’m not

[grim edge]

we have door dash in australia

[digital phoenix]

Damn what’s that white stuff on the screen

[glossy radish]

LAS

no bad las

bad bad

[digital phoenix]

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-alex-the-honking-bird-cockatiel-honking-gif-24370252

honking

[digital phoenix]

Shove a nut down that throat

What do parrots eat

[vocal hazel]

They say luck doesn’t exist in chess…

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-senator-armstrong-respect-gif-24718294

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-23886381

[digital phoenix]

Pe||anut||

[glossy radish]

depends. usually seeds, veggies, fruit.

[vocal hazel]

Parrots eat chocolate

[glossy radish]

the hell

[digital phoenix]

Dogs are made of chocolate

[glossy radish]

not chocolate

[wispy spindle]

No context

[whole abyss]

go look in #💬〡chess-talk

[vocal hazel]

Pro tip, feed your dog chocolate so he becomes immune to it

Definitely works

[wispy spindle]

My dog ate chocolate he’s a cannibal then
must be why he’s on the floor now

[digital phoenix]

Yeah they have moral values

[vocal hazel]

After my dog ate chocolate he felt so relaxed he slept for hours

[latent pebble]

is this real

[digital phoenix]

When they break the moral values they die

Hence don’t eat ur own species

[wispy spindle]

real highschool graduation in japan btw

[digital phoenix]

Go to venus

[nimble niche]

If your dog isn't being fed alcohol on a daily basis, idk what you're doing

[grim edge]

people overreact when dogs eat chocolate, unless ur dog eats around it’s body weight in chocolate it will be fine

5 minutes left to end the movie hehe

[vocal hazel]

Fr

[digital phoenix]

Vodka dog

[vocal hazel]

Russain

[digital phoenix]

Dog vodka

[grim edge]

real

[digital phoenix]

Do I put vodka into the dog or dog into the vodka

[grim edge]

do both

[digital phoenix]

Which first

[grim edge]

vodka in the dog

[digital phoenix]

Ok

Guys my dog is now speaking russian

[wispy spindle]

beer then liquor you’re in the clear
liquor then beer never been sicker

[nimble niche]

Dog vodka > normal vodka

[grim edge]

grey goose ?

[nimble niche]

Is it doing the cossack dance?

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/dogville-drinking-gif-21356570

[latent pebble]

sparkles in japan 🗣️

[digital phoenix]

Are u a pawn cos I’ll discard u as soon as I can

[graceful lintel]

good afternoon everyone

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

2 mins to finish the movie

[nimble niche]

average danish gambit player

[digital phoenix]

Crrrrrrrrrroisant

[graceful lintel]

Wait noo

[glossy radish]

croissant

[digital phoenix]

Croy sant

[glossy radish]

croy sawnt

[digital phoenix]

Cwuh sawn

[glossy radish]

crow sawnt

[graceful lintel]

Most random gif

[nimble niche]

Kwuh sawn

[digital phoenix]

Crow sand

[glossy radish]

itsa crow sawnt

[charred zinc]

Anyone realise bots are trash, any 500 elo player will best 1000 bots

[digital phoenix]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850388528151920660/1061409799926976603/caption.gif

[digital phoenix]

Literally everyone knows

That’s why no one plays bots

A 500 elo can beat the gm bots also

[wide merlin]

That u

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[digital phoenix]

I’m 400 elo

[wide merlin]

Timeouts

[wide merlin]

2400 bro

[graceful lintel]

[glossy radish]

dodoododododoo

[charred zinc]

I don’t think the 500 elos can beat the GM bots

That’s like Hikaru with AI iq

[graceful lintel]

They can

[wide merlin]

Wtf is Hikrau with AI iq

[grim edge]

my eyes feel strange

So many ppl at the gim today wow

[digital phoenix]

Bleach

[graceful lintel]

Get new pair
15% off

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

@keen parrot

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

Too much emoji spam pinging mods

[sharp galleon]

[last swan]

💀

[warped galleon]

Hello

[digital phoenix]

[sharp galleon]

[digital phoenix]

[graceful lintel]

[warped galleon]

[grim edge]

i’m pinging mods guys this is spam 😒

[sharp galleon]

[digital phoenix]

Oh yeah I saw u ping random person so I will report u also

[wide merlin]

First time seeing plus 5 not typed by vimun

[grim edge]

@rocky scroll

[sharp galleon]

[last swan]

[digital phoenix]

So offensive

[grim edge]

lol

[wide merlin]

How to get 200

Stuck at 106 for half a month

[graceful lintel]

$5

[grim edge]

Back to the future is DONE

[grim edge]

castle

[wide merlin]

Huh

[grim edge]

yay he’s probably gone streaming in vc

[wide merlin]

Tf

[grim edge]

at that level if u just castle, u can win

[wide merlin]

Ik castle

106s knows castle

[graceful lintel]

Give me $5 and ur account details you'll reach 1000

[grim edge]

develop pieces and castle

[wide merlin]

Ur elo?

[wide merlin]

106s all knows that

[graceful lintel]

forgot to use emojis

[wide merlin]

But I still lost

[graceful lintel]

1500

[wide merlin]

My peak is 106.7 now drop to 106

[sharp galleon]

nub

[wide merlin]

Fine gimme 2 bucks help u reach 1600

[floral moth]

Human fact of the day 171! People tend to look for confirmation of the things they already believe, to make sure of their beliefs, pushing aside some contradictions to that belief. This is called expectation confirmation.

[graceful lintel]

2 bucks is way too less

[grim edge]

you obviously don’t

[wide merlin]

How many u want

[wide merlin]

I do though

[sharp galleon]

actually some good informations to know

[wide merlin]

True info

[grim edge]

then why are you 107

[wide merlin]

No I am 106

[graceful lintel]

$4

[wide merlin]

Sure

[grim edge]

same thing

[wide merlin]

Gimme 9 then

[wide merlin]

No it not bro I can win u tbh

[graceful lintel]

??

[grim edge]

you can beat me?

[graceful lintel]

[wide merlin]

I said gimme me 2 I help u to 1600

[wide merlin]

If u say 106 is equal to 107

[wide merlin]

Ur elo?

[grim edge]

100-500 is all the same

[grim edge]

like 1200

[wide merlin]

Sure what ur elo

[wide merlin]

Ok sure but I knows the stuff u say thx bro

[grim edge]

if you know it then win games

[wide merlin]

At least u are 102

[wide merlin]

Still bit stuck

Win and lost same time

[glass nymph]

i have like 150 elo

[whole abyss]

is 1340 rating good for a 13 year old

[grim edge]

ur roles say otherwise

[grim edge]

nah u should be 2500

[whole abyss]

sed

[foggy anchor]

Is 100 good for an Australian

[wide merlin]

Bro u are 102 why u think an kid can reach 250

[grim edge]

what?

[wide merlin]

What

[grim edge]

i’m 1200

[wide merlin]

102

[whole abyss]

oh

[grim edge]

wut is blud yapping about

[wide merlin]

But 102 doesn’t equal to 106

[grim edge]

100-500 is all the same

[wide merlin]

But we have a big diff

[grim edge]

no difference imo

[short geode]

Uh

Nvm

Yall don't care

[wide merlin]

4 points diff

[grim edge]

600 is like a little bit better

600-800 is the same

900-1100 is the same

if ur 900 u should be able to get to 1100

[wide merlin]

Yea true

[glossy radish]

hi i’m v

[wide merlin]

Just a beginner as under 1200

[glossy radish]

i cant even get to 1k bru

[wide merlin]

Above 1200 count as inter

[grim edge]

u don’t play enough

that’s the problem

[glossy radish]

i like otb

[wide merlin]

Above or on 106 is high inter

[grim edge]

give show to watch

i have nothin to watch

[wide merlin]

@grim edge u will get better I believe U

[grim edge]

Hello

i’ll get to 1300 in the next couple weeks

[wide merlin]

But it takes time

[wide merlin]

Sure hope so

Wait u are 102 in blitz or rapid

[hard gyro]

Hey guys, how are y'all?

[whole abyss]

ima get to 1400 in the next couple weeks

[grim edge]

i’m 1200 rapid like 1082 blitz

[radiant mountain]

sema

[wide merlin]

Nice inter player u will get to my lev soon

[glossy radish]

wdym

[wide merlin]

Prob in half or 1 year

[grim edge]

i have nothing to watch and i’m bored

[glossy radish]

mf i’m bored

[wide merlin]

Play 3 min?

Unrated

[radiant mountain]

be bored

[wide merlin]

Here’s like 12:19 am

[digital phoenix]

Incho is a god at chess

[grim edge]

uhhhh i’ve had some vodka but sure i guess

[radiant mountain]

cause bored is good unless too much then depression

[wide merlin]

Ok send link

[grim edge]

send a link

[digital phoenix]

Send link

[wide merlin]

…..

[grim edge]

I actually finished watching this

[wide merlin]

@grim edge send unrated

[grim edge]

SpongeBob is goated

[grim edge]

i ain’t sending the challenge u do it

[wide merlin]

Ur username

Or challenge me

[grim edge]

send a link

[wide merlin]

Lee_Sedol_9-dan

Link doesn’t work challenge me

[digital phoenix]

Send a link

[wide merlin]

Unrated 3min quick

[digital phoenix]

Send a link

Send a link

[hard gyro]

?

[wide merlin]

Incho send

[digital phoenix]

Send a link

[hard gyro]

You ok, Las?

[glossy radish]

aajdkdooqoaaasd

[wide merlin]

Bruh can I play u

[digital phoenix]

Someone is asking to send a link I’m just replaying it

[digital phoenix]

Send a link

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[digital phoenix]

yeah I can’t I have half an hour of class

[grim edge]

done

[wide merlin]

https://play.chess.com/BcA3y

[digital phoenix]

Incho alrdy sent u play him

[wide merlin]

Not now later

[digital phoenix]

I’m in class I can’t

[wide merlin]

Ok incho

Move

[digital phoenix]

Please kill me

[wide merlin]

Why

[next raft]

no way bro

[wide merlin]

Watch game pls

[next raft]

@grim edge watch this now
https://stolen.shoes/embedVideo?video=https://b2.thefileditch.ch/RlYwBsBReQPOzXVIsdV.mp4&image=https://s2.fileditch.ch/ylcwmKjvwSyHvafVPSbk.png

damn it got taken down

there's a server which has every single episode spinoff and movie

[grim edge]

I did lol

[next raft]

of spongebob

[grim edge]

Is it

[glossy radish]

hm

should i chess

[grim edge]

was that the American version btw @next raft

i won

[glossy radish]

nice

[sleek oriole]

if ur bored chess is best

[wide merlin]

Shit

Phone dead

[glossy radish]

chess bad

[wide merlin]

Doesn’t count @grim edge

[next raft]

lmfao

[next raft]

yes

[dusky marsh]

who tf is magnet karlson 💀

[wide merlin]

Obv if my phone alive u lost @grim edge

[glossy radish]

nah incho just better

[wide merlin]

Look at the acc

[glossy radish]

uh huh

[wide merlin]

Accuracy

[glossy radish]

uh huh

[wide merlin]

Anyway play next time @grim edge

💀

[digital phoenix]

Skull

[proper pasture]

💀

[digital phoenix]

Skull

[proper pasture]

[digital phoenix]

Skull

[proper pasture]

[digital phoenix]

Skull

[proper pasture]

Skull

[fading spruce]

Chat is still just as intelligent as usual I see

[digital phoenix]

Skull

[proper pasture]

Hehehe haw

[fading spruce]

Alright maybe even more brain dead

[digital phoenix]

I wonder if I’ll break my fingers as goalkeeper today

[wide merlin]

Bruh

[proper pasture]

Mememememe 😭

[digital phoenix]

Ball twisted my finger a bit before

[glossy radish]

how role

[digital phoenix]

What role

[glossy radish]

<@&1129885876969807973>

[proper pasture]

Haha 😁👍

[digital phoenix]

He got banned by accident

Fun

[grim edge]

Happens a lot in basketball.

[digital phoenix]

Football tho basketball broke my finger yeah

[glossy radish]

remmeber that time SOMEONE locked me out on accident even after being told MULTIPLE TIMES it wasn’t me?

[fading spruce]

Goalkeeper is the best position in Football

[glossy radish]

fun

[digital phoenix]

Is it really

[grim edge]

💀 you ok?

[digital phoenix]

Finger looks fine now

[fading spruce]

I always play goalkeeper

[digital phoenix]

It was like 3 years ago

[digital phoenix]

Aren’t u scared u get kicked in the face

[fading spruce]

What you can just ping me now 💀

[digital phoenix]

I collided with the keeper last week

Real

[glossy radish]

i can do any

[fading spruce]

I do get scared but usually you can just manoeuvre yourself in a way where that is not a problem

But yes, being goalkeeper is very scary

[digital phoenix]

How u gonna manoeuvre someone rushing to the ball which u are also rushing to

[fading spruce]

Manoeuvre yourself

<@&1129885876969807973> this is so funny

It is not even an actual @

[glossy radish]

huh

[digital phoenix]

Do u get pinged by that

[fading spruce]

No

[glossy radish]

<@&1126080485328683008>

[fading spruce]

That’s what I mean

[digital phoenix]

Tournament soldier ping was funny

[glossy radish]

<@&1114065234135625758>

[glossy radish]

i wonder what idiot did that

[digital phoenix]

I wonder

@glossy radish how good are u at bishop mate now

[glossy radish]

i stopped

i average 43 seconds

[digital phoenix]

It’s gotta be buried in ur head

[glossy radish]

it is

i cant do them anymroe tho

[digital phoenix]

So the question is can u mate me with double bishops with 10 seconds on the clock otb

[glossy radish]

no premium

[glossy radish]

hm, yeah

[digital phoenix]

Hm

[fading spruce]

No 💀

[digital phoenix]

Opponent flagged against me with that

I was literally competing with him for the prize and then the draw knocked both of us out

[glossy radish]

i cant ever understand the word “flagged” in a sentence. did you win or lsoe?

[digital phoenix]

He ran out of time so draw

[glossy radish]

bummerrr

[glossy radish]

you took them down too. how sad

[digital phoenix]

It was actually 2 bishops and pawn vs rook I sacced my rook for the pawn
Idk if I would’ve won if I kept the rook

I was very confident he would’ve not been able to mate me with bishops tho

[glossy radish]

well

does he know?

[digital phoenix]

Yeah he knows how to mate with bishop he told me after the game

He almost got it too

But no one can mash buttons faster than me

[fading spruce]

Simply a skill issue

[grim edge]

hi

[vernal goblet]

do u ever get bad at chess in the morning (like ur -200 ur average points)

then as u play more throughout the day u become +200

so lets say ur 1000, u play 800 first couple games, then 1000, then 1200

[grim edge]

doubles bughouse needs more love with its ui in chess.com

[wide merlin]

@keen parrot pls check dm

[grim edge]

good name

[teal dragon]

You dont slay 😡😡😡

[grim edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/85qgrpMY5bM?feature=share

[next raft]

i can ||on gunpoint||

[digital phoenix]

I doubt u can win to save ur life

[glossy radish]

oddododofowkifor

[next raft]

i can

[teal dragon]

But he literally magnet karlson

[next raft]

if i get 40 hrs on the clock

[next raft]

fr

[digital phoenix]

I can beat u in a game if I start with 10 minutes and u start with 40 hours

[next raft]

nah bro

im magnet karlson

you will never beat me

[digital phoenix]

The only thing u attract is losses

[next raft]

en passant*

[vocal hazel]

Attracting losses doesn’t sound bad

[next raft]

im higher rated than @digital phoenix

"2400-2599" imagine

[vocal hazel]

Because it would mean you attract losses from the people you beat

[next raft]

im 650

[mild apex]

Imagine losing

[next raft]

he is not even 2600

im 650

my digits are clearly higher

[next raft]

imagine having all 3 pronouns

[mild apex]

Ok and?

[next raft]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[teal dragon]

WHY AM I LOSING WEIGHT

[next raft]

eat more bishops

[nimble niche]

400 elo chat.

[teal dragon]

Im actually sad ☹️☹️☹️

[next raft]

i am also loosing weight but im happy

im currently 20 kg overweight before i was like 60kg

[grim edge]

if there’s a boden’s mate setup sure

[teal dragon]

Im back under 60kg

[next raft]

poor diet and no activity

[warped galleon]

Do not

[next raft]

i wish i was there

i am around 71kg

i wanna be 50kg

[teal dragon]

Thats way too skinny

[next raft]

im not that tall

[nimble niche]

50kg is too skinny

[grim edge]

how old are u magnet

[teal dragon]

How tall?

[next raft]

im like 5'7 bro

[teal dragon]

Yeah same

[nimble niche]

50kg is way too skinny for 5'7

[grim edge]

?

[next raft]

14 turning 15

[nimble niche]

60kg is around the normal weight for 5'7

I'm 5'6 and 59kg

[grim edge]

get to like 53kg

[serene jackal]

don't worry about it, i'm 0.1 g

[next raft]

so i have to lose 11kg more

[teal dragon]

No you dont

Youre only 15

[grim edge]

actually no get to 60

[nimble niche]

I know someone who is 5'5 and is only 40 kg

[grim edge]

is it?

[teal dragon]

Yeah its 20 BMI

[grim edge]

I’m 5’7 and 55kg

My bmi is 18

[nimble niche]

20-25 BMI is the healthiest

I'm 21 BMI

I've been underweight most of my life and have only caught up to normal weight around a year ago

[teal dragon]

Healthy is like 54-71kg for 5'7

[teal dragon]

Just started a gang war

[wispy spindle]

❌ 🩸

[tropic yoke]

Hi

[glossy radish]

hi

[teal dragon]

Hi train

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix you’re like, 5’2 right?

[digital phoenix]

8

[teal dragon]

Skull

[glossy radish]

and you’re eight years old

[digital phoenix]

5'8

[latent ivy]

i ate a cat

[glossy radish]

no shut up las youre 5’2

[digital phoenix]

i will always be taller

[glossy radish]

NO

i’m 5’5 i’m catching up

[digital phoenix]

fair enough

[tropic yoke]

Briliant move

[glossy radish]

just three ducking inches

[teal dragon]

Please dont beat me

[digital phoenix]

im not growing anymore

[glossy radish]

loser

[tropic yoke]

You got achievement : china defenss

[glossy radish]

point and laugh

[latent ivy]

i will ate another

[tropic yoke]

Noo

[teal dragon]

Will ate

[viscid jacinth]

I got a funny joke

[glossy radish]

your existence is one

[teal dragon]

[viscid jacinth]

Its funny coming from you

[tropic yoke]

[teal dragon]

I wanna hear the joke!!!!

[viscid jacinth]

Its kinda like

Makes fun of genders so check dms

[glossy radish]

typical

[teal dragon]

Skull

[tropic yoke]

Okay i am alan btw

[latent ivy]

today i will eat dog 😝

[digital phoenix]

send it to me

[tropic yoke]

What cures a ginger

[viscid jacinth]

check gc

[tropic yoke]

(i am alan)

Who knows then know

[crystal jewel]

E G G opening

[latent ivy]

who want to play chess?

[teal dragon]

That spells eeg

[fast kiln]

Ayo wtf

1 inaccuracy 😮‍💨

[digital phoenix]

question mark

[fast kiln]

cba to get premium

[proper pasture]

I love gaslighting myself still

[hard gyro]

We are 4 attacks behind the Clan War Chest

[proper pasture]

🗿

[hard gyro]

What lmao?

[proper pasture]

[meager turtle]

b

[hard gyro]

What's up 💀

[meager turtle]

the b word

can i say it

[proper pasture]

I am going for clan wars now