💬〡general-off-topic

[fallen wadi]

Give me it

[keen parrot]

what no

[fallen wadi]

Why :((

[keen parrot]

why would i give it

[covert cosmos]

whwh

[compact mantle]

The more consistent you are at low elo the quicker you get higher

[thorn yoke]

I will try to learn 4 different openings 2 for each color

[gloomy vector]

You can only get someone’s username if they’ve been inactive for 3+ years I’ve been wanting since October to change my username Lmao

[compact mantle]

So I’d say it’s not so much abt luck

[keen parrot]

idk

[thorn yoke]

Sure

[compact mantle]

Just learn one for white

e4 or d4

[keen parrot]

dude having tomato juice on lufthansa flights is the best thing

[grim edge]

viva españa

[compact mantle]

Or c4, Nf3, g3

[grim edge]

alguien habla español?

[keen parrot]

idk how many can relate

[grim edge]

vamosss

[compact mantle]

Tomato juice sounds disgusting ngl

[teal dragon]

damn yall still here

[thorn yoke]

Done

[keen parrot]

ill be here for another 8 hours or so

[compact mantle]

Shi I thought arriba was mexican

[keen parrot]

mexican 💀

[grim edge]

bruh

mexican comes from spain

[compact mantle]

Ohhh

Right

[thorn yoke]

Try to do it again it is laggy on the phone

[compact mantle]

💀💀

[grim edge]

HIIIII

[keen parrot]

shit

[grim edge]

spain conquerd mexico and latinamerca

[compact mantle]

I thought Mexican was a dialect on Spanish

[keen parrot]

i thought you were asleep

[thorn yoke]

That you?

[gloomy vector]

How is this not a draw

[grim edge]

lol i cant

[keen parrot]

white king walks to c7 and wins

[compact mantle]

Bc king walks up to c7 and plays b7

[gloomy vector]

But Ba8

[compact mantle]

Bishop sacs and you pick up the f5 pawn

[gloomy vector]

And then bishop takes

[compact mantle]

Yes then u pick up f5

[grim edge]

do you now where spain is?

[covert cosmos]

H\

[compact mantle]

Yes it’s south of France and to the east of portugal

[grim edge]

que continente

[compact mantle]

I know a decent amount of geography

Europe

[covert cosmos]

bezuayneshuigadabienren

[grim edge]

okok

[keen parrot]

name all european capitals

[gloomy vector]

Ah yes the Mate in 32

[keen parrot]

ill do them at the same time

[compact mantle]

Okay I lost

🤣 I don’t know all of em

[teal dragon]

i could probably do them

[compact mantle]

Haha yeah

[teal dragon]

except lichtenstein

[gloomy vector]

Austria has Vienna, Romania has Bucharest, Czechia has Prague, Sweden has Stockholm, Norway has Oslo, Finland has Helsinki, Estonia has Tallinn, Latvia has Riga, Lithuania has Vilnius

[compact mantle]

Guys what is the worst european country

[teal dragon]

probably belarus

[gloomy vector]

Belarus has Minsk, Poland has Warsaw, Germany has Berlin, France has Paris, Spain has Madrid, Italy has Rome, Bosnia has Sarajevo

[grim edge]

Hi i live near vilnius, like 2km away

[compact mantle]

Fair call

[teal dragon]

capital of switzerland

[compact mantle]

Russia doesn’t count

[grim edge]

Finland by far

[upbeat viper]

cringe

[gloomy vector]

Andorra has Andorra La Vella, Liechtenstein has Vaduz, Luxembourg has Luxembourg, Switzerland has Bern

[keen parrot]

amsterdam, brussels, paris, madrid, lisbon, andorra de la vella, monaco, london, dublin, rome, berlin, vienna, prague, bratislava, athens, skopje, tirana, zagreb, ljubljana, sarajevo, podgorica, (pristina), sofia, belgrad, budapest, bucharest, warsawa, kiev, tallinn, riga, helsinki, stockholm, oslo, reykjavik, copenhagen

[teal dragon]

no bern

[grim edge]

Me rn

[keen parrot]

might have forgotten a few (like vaduz, vatican city and san marino)

[gloomy vector]

It’s just Andorra La Vella

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[grim edge]

vaticano

[keen parrot]

and bern shit

[gloomy vector]

Without the de

[compact mantle]

You forgot luxembourg

[keen parrot]

i didnt miss it, i always liked maths but thought being a pure mathematician was too boring

[keen parrot]

yeah see

i would never forget that if i was sober

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[keen parrot]

maybe, idk rly

[compact mantle]

Probably you’re right

[covert cosmos]

shahhzza

[teal dragon]

🤓

[keen parrot]

im also sure i forgot one of the baltic states

[hot jetty]

‘

[keen parrot]

and belarus 💀

[covert cosmos]

shgfgshfdshgfds

[onyx geode]

these leagues dont mean nothing right?

[teal dragon]

not really no

[compact mantle]

All my homies hate bratislava

[gloomy vector]

There used to be a legends arena

[fiery beacon]

I'm in the top one

[upbeat viper]

yep

[onyx geode]

thought so

[keen parrot]

legend is the highest, but no they dont mean anything

[gloomy vector]

They’re remaking it

[fiery beacon]

I'm gonna attempt 3k things

whatever they're called

[warped galleon]

Start with the common chess principles first

[fiery beacon]

the points

[onyx geode]

not necessarily, im 450 elo 💀 it just means you play a lot

[keen parrot]

why do i need to pee again? 💀

[warped galleon]

It is indeed what have you been doin

[compact mantle]

It be the beer

[teal dragon]

trophes

[gloomy vector]

Me when water

[neon musk]

Guys, do you know someone who plays the King's Gambit as white besides Scipio? (I just need chess.com usernames, I want to check openingtree to see what do people play)

[keen parrot]

yup, thank god this toilet is 5 star too

[teal dragon]

alcohol makes me piss so much fr

[gloomy vector]

I went to 3,3K in a champion war when I promoted

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[warped galleon]

My friend

[keen parrot]

i play it sometimes

[gloomy vector]

I promoted by 30 trophies💀

[teal dragon]

pissed on the town hall once

[covert cosmos]

real

[compact mantle]

Just look at gm games

[gloomy vector]

Myself

[keen parrot]

have a draw against short with it

[covert cosmos]

shabi

[gloomy vector]

What bout long?

[zinc valve]

Who wants to play chess with me

[keen parrot]

[compact mantle]

A good player

Maybe

[neon musk]

That's not the point, I'm not trying to learn the best moves
I'm trying to figure out what people actually play at different levels

[covert cosmos]

ahnyatha

[thorn yoke]

@grim edge great game

[keen parrot]

champ is winning no?

[compact mantle]

Oh then just play it yourself and find out what ppl play

[thorn yoke]

Why?

[covert cosmos]

woawow

[keen parrot]

for the role u need to win, but there is also a role for top 5 that doesnt give a color

👺

[grim edge]

Why

[neon musk]

It's much easier the way I'm trying to do it
I don't have so much time to learn it as white, because I need to learn it from black's perspective

[thorn yoke]

Mk

[grim edge]

:3

[keen parrot]

i won one while playing a gothic chess game once 💀

[thorn yoke]

Send me

[keen parrot]

but yeah my diamond rn is being financed by me winning these tournaments

[compact mantle]

Hikaru has a video on it

[keen parrot]

alr we can play now

[grim edge]

Woops wrong screenshot

[keen parrot]

send a challenge in dms

[teal dragon]

i love manhattan variation 🗽 🦅

[neon musk]

And learning it and playing as white is like knocking down the wall instead of walking through the door

[grim edge]

RAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[covert cosmos]

I love fried fox

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

hi sax!!

[compact mantle]

I bought gothamchess chessable e4 course from my tournament winnings

[covert cosmos]

shab

[compact mantle]

Bigol 5head move

It def did not pay off

[neon musk]

But not everyone is playing what Hikaru recommends
I don't need opening videos, I need to see what do people actually play

[grim edge]

Hey Alice who else of course but the saxophone
https://media.tenor.com/hgzixs83q0YAAAAM/jack-black-sax-a-boom.gif

[covert cosmos]

someone embed fail rn

[compact mantle]

If people deviate it’s just gonna be easy

[grim edge]

Aloha my friend konrad

Saved Gif

[neon musk]

Not all sidelines are bad

[gloomy vector]

How tf you have an hour to think of a move as an 1100 and u do this💀💀💀💀💀

[teal dragon]

1 question. how u know lyrics to sad and bored?? u jus looked em up bc noone has listened to that song fr

[compact mantle]

So just get an e4 e5 course

[grim edge]

Nah i heard the Nightcore version like the 1 million other Nightcore songs i heard by this point (help I'm addicted to Nightcore music)

[teal dragon]

legit how

[lilac hamlet]

wtf

[grim edge]

Ofc what happened

Lumine zhongli and Xiao all in 1 chat

How interesting

[neon musk]

Oh my god, I have a source of theory, I just need to know what to pay the most attention to
Stop giving me these random advices, please

[teal dragon]

robox face lumi

[grim edge]

😂

[compact mantle]

I told u, just learn the sidelines

[grim edge]

I can invite venti Raiden shogun and nahida to the convo i also have them all as friends from. Here lol

[stable canyon]

Deez

[neon musk]

I don't need advices, thank you

[covert cosmos]

what the ffrgkyesjy

[neon musk]

I just need usernames of players who play KG

[compact mantle]

You quite literally asked for advice

[neon musk]

No I didn't

[grim edge]

You disappear on me for weeks and this is how you return nourallah 🗿

[stable canyon]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[grim edge]

W Konrad

hi

its batman

[stable canyon]

Bro Istg I’m bored of chess

I haven’t played chess for 2 months

[grim edge]

Same I'm on break but its only been a week of break goddamn you actually seem bored af

[compact mantle]

Mb

Ion know anyone

[stable canyon]

Yes and university killing me

How are u bro I missed u

[teal dragon]

then dont play

[grim edge]

The pain is real

[stable canyon]

I haven’t been playing for 2 months 😐

[teal dragon]

then ur not bored of it

[grim edge]

Great man missed you too chief, i now have a job and i have a date this week insane how fast life goes

[stable canyon]

DATE???

[meager turtle]

i just finished watching this video

[stable canyon]

Chess addict having a date?

[grim edge]

Ye

[stable canyon]

Nah man, too good to be real

[novel moat]

Wait how old are you again

[restive storm]

💀

[grim edge]

The chess break effect

[meager turtle]

shortest 24 min

[stable canyon]

FR

[novel moat]

Zax

[grim edge]

17

Which university?

[novel moat]

Ah

[stable canyon]

Good luck with ur

Date

[keen parrot]

lmao, pretty interesting right?

[grim edge]

@stable canyon thank you brother

[meager turtle]

yep, i used to watch this kind of videos

[stable canyon]

As an engineering student, it’s hard to find one

[meager turtle]

adonis

[grim edge]

@stable canyon when you getting chess spirit back on btw?

[stable canyon]

Whenever ur back

[grim edge]

How i be feeling these days fr

@stable canyon which university?

[stable canyon]

In Kuwait

[grim edge]

Awesome I'll be back next month since I'm playing Stockholm open

[meager turtle]

👀

[grim edge]

Holy that shi will be hard

[inland shore]

What's your win streak guys

[stable canyon]

Good luck 🫶

Zax will spam brilliants

[inland shore]

Spam

[stable canyon]

Trust

[mellow whale]

Who wanna play 5|5?

[grim edge]

I have no idea what going on but heere anyways gotta go cya

[restive storm]

"pterodactyl deez nuts"

[stable canyon]

See u brother

Update me in dms;)

[novel moat]

Zax

[meager turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/ensemble-stars-enstars-adonis-adonis-otogari-gif-23376544

[novel moat]

How much did it cost to enter the tournament

[boreal cosmos]

[meager turtle]

coffe makes you poop?

[grim edge]

I don't know yet I haven't paid yet I'll do it soon tho bye

should we take a risk or nah

[grim edge]

Yes

[novel moat]

[keen parrot]

gamble

[novel moat]

You don't know how much it's gonna cost?

[grim edge]

lmao

[grim edge]

I'm willing to pay whatever i have money

i swear we're gonna get grounded

[keen parrot]

95% of gamblers quit before they hit it big

[novel moat]

alright

[meager turtle]

not more than 30k

[grim edge]

but its okay

[keen parrot]

hop in a vc

[grim edge]

you wanna hear my dad yelling?

[keen parrot]

as a matter of fact i do

[stable canyon]

[grim edge]

too bad ypu cant

[compact mantle]

W gamblers

[opaque apex]

this guy understands what's up

[mellow whale]

@undone flume can I play with you rn?

[thorn yoke]

@grim edge great game

[grim edge]

Free me

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> L

[compact mantle]

I physically can’t

[boreal cosmos]

why do you ping mods for that

[compact mantle]

That wouldn’t do him any good would it

[keen parrot]

locked out ppl cant talk

[compact mantle]

Imagine having a girl not wanting you

True that

Gotta have a healthy mind

I feel you my guy

Heartbreak sucks

But it’ll be over soon and you’ll be chillin😎

Ohhh

I thought a girl didn’t like u back

Shi did she leave u on read

💀

[grim edge]

lol

[compact mantle]

Aw hell nah b she not worth it

[lilac hamlet]

hello

[grim edge]

bro

[compact mantle]

Hola

[grim edge]

let the girl play lmao

[compact mantle]

Y’all got grounded?

[lilac hamlet]

We survived

[grim edge]

not yet

she fking coughed so hard when i was walking to my laptop

[compact mantle]

It seems you are one week too late😔

[grim edge]

??????

[lilac hamlet]

LMAO SORRY

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[keen parrot]

so these people are back

[grim edge]

coughed like an old man

[compact mantle]

Nah if she feels like playing league

[lilac hamlet]

I almost fell asleep and this bish literally screamed in my ears

[compact mantle]

She’s already gone too far

[keen parrot]

such a red flag smh

[grim edge]

was just making sure if you're still awake

[compact mantle]

You gotta find yourself a dime, not a L

Exactly

[grim edge]

i like being called redflag, i will even scream to your ears on top of my lungs

[keen parrot]

bet

[compact mantle]

That’s lowkey a red flag

[grim edge]

💀

[keen parrot]

she is under 5 ft, massive red flag

[compact mantle]

Nah she not grrat if she playing league

[grim edge]

this charger is not working lmao

[compact mantle]

Disagree

[grim edge]

she's still lowbat even after 15 mins

[keen parrot]

yeah i do too, im just teasing her

[grim edge]

BRO

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[grim edge]

I HATE THIS GIRL

SHE FARTED

[keen parrot]

kill her

[compact mantle]

Ohh bet, she live nearby or what?

Bc you gotta ask her out man

[plush wind]

hey

[keen parrot]

skill issue

[grim edge]

YALL I DID NOT DO THAT

[keen parrot]

no way its rosimos alt

[plush wind]

youre forgiven

[plush wind]

the rosimo dude is a wannabe

[grim edge]

THIS GIRL IS IN THE RESTROOM

[plush wind]

he tryna be me

[compact mantle]

I thought u said she aint like u back

[humble cairn]

bro this is everything except chess rn

[keen parrot]

💀 feels like u are oversharing a bit

[grim edge]

ivy is amazing

[keen parrot]

#💬〡chess-talk

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[smoky axle]

hi

[grim edge]

deserved

[compact mantle]

Good stuff tho

[grim edge]

ivy iscool

[compact mantle]

Long distance sucks tho ngl

[keen parrot]

?? what

[wintry ravine]

True

[grim edge]

NO BRO

[keen parrot]

feels like you are the drunk one and not me

[grim edge]

THAT WAS HER

[keen parrot]

💀

[grim edge]

or

[keen parrot]

wait so she can read our dms

[compact mantle]

Hey at least you acknowledge it, why do you think you’re the red flag?

[grim edge]

she farted, after that i went to the retroom

[plush wind]

no it doesnt. i get to bang

[grim edge]

she doesn't check

True

[keen parrot]

yeah she is too dumb for that no offense

[grim edge]

oh my god

she's doing it aagain

[keen parrot]

beer #2 has been opened

[grim edge]

hello chat

[grim edge]

Sup

never like ivy, she likes to fart

as chess focused as ever huh

[plush wind]

women dont fart

[keen parrot]

my sister does too, those things are against the geneva convention 💀

[grim edge]

i guess she aint one

[compact mantle]

Good stuff I guess, as long as you know what you’re getting yourself into

[crimson meadow]

Wassup nerds

[grim edge]

Made chess in sctatch

[compact mantle]

Same man, same

[smoky axle]

hello chat, I just reached legend league , I was wondering will i get demoted if I don't play a lot? as I still have other stuff too

[compact mantle]

I know how it feels

[crimson meadow]

Oh long distance

[compact mantle]

That’s good to hear

[crimson meadow]

Good times
Me and my ex were perfect just too far apart

[compact mantle]

How long is the distance?

[mental ruin]

this move made my opponent think for 6 minutes

[grim edge]

It's posible

[crimson meadow]

Nah don't say "dealin" she wouldn't be with you if she was "dealing" with you!

[vivid raft]

Ok

[compact mantle]

On God

[crimson meadow]

Fr f

[smoky axle]

better as people atleast don't sleep like homeless in your country

[crimson meadow]

Fr*

[compact mantle]

She loves you bruv, you just gotta love her back and y’all gonna be in a healthy relationship

[plush wind]

she was probs getting banged by other dudes

[grim edge]

Fr

[vivid raft]

Actually kind of a cool move

Approved

[crimson meadow]

Nah

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/lxVqrMJHl0oAAAAM/black-clover-anime.gif

[compact mantle]

Just try to make the long distance less long distance

[grim edge]

Fr

[compact mantle]

Bc the distance usually is what messes with people

[smoky axle]

which country?

[compact mantle]

One of my friends has a long distance for abt a year now

And they would see eachother irl for the first time this summer

[crimson meadow]

Well don't let those past troubles cloud your judgement I myself let it and made my problems her problems and yeah stuff broke
So what I'm saying is enjoy the moment and you'll get your happy with her if you two stay trusting of each others love and do care

[compact mantle]

But it got canceled, postponesd for a year

She now feels horrible abt the situation

[smoky axle]

the one that is covered with ice right? I get confused between greenland and iceland (tbh just exchange the name bro)

[compact mantle]

Why did you move?

[novel moat]

Me personally long distance wouldn't work

[compact mantle]

No my friend is the girl

[plush wind]

oh shit

[grim edge]

iceland is covered in ice obviously. thats why its called iceland

[compact mantle]

She wasn’t allowed to go

By her parents

Bc asian things

Ohhh

[crimson meadow]

This is what ended mine
I had everything planned but my countries economy fell and we went from being above middle class → poor
And I could no longer afford to anymore

[compact mantle]

I’m sorry to hear that man

[crimson meadow]

I can't even buy McDonald's 💀

Anything lmao

[compact mantle]

Yeah true, Chinese ppl openly gonna be racist lmao

It’s so random and blunt that it’s funny imo

Yeah I wanna learn sometime

[lilac hamlet]

Y'all hi

[crimson meadow]

My dads monthly salary went from 5000$ to 400$ and the cost of living monthly is around 350$ my dad has to sell gasoline, work extra jobs etc.
And I'm currently searching for work among other things

[smoky axle]

cool 🎿

[compact mantle]

Y’all young, where does she live and where do you live atm?

[arctic edge]

Chinese is pretty easy grammatically, so it’s a cool language to learn for sure

[lilac hamlet]

@grim edge am I still the cool cousin

[crimson meadow]

Hardest language in the world

[arctic edge]

If you have a good memory chinese isn’t bad

[compact mantle]

Damn, why did your dad’s salary go down like that?

[crimson meadow]

Lebanon

[crimson meadow]

Economic collapse

[mental ruin]

what job did he have ?

[compact mantle]

That’s tough man

Hate to hear it

How’s life going for you now?

[crimson meadow]

Idk how to say it
But store owners, malls etc. Call him and he does the paperwork sends it to the company he's in and they send shipments trucks of the supplies to the location

[boreal hemlock]

ur parents lived in 1929

[compact mantle]

Portugal aint that big right

[arctic edge]

He’s a logistics man then

[keen parrot]

yeah hold up what

[boreal hemlock]

💀

[compact mantle]

Just get a driver’s license

[lilac hamlet]

now why

[compact mantle]

Y’all can hang

[crimson meadow]

Will know if I pass uni in 2weeks thes the only positive tbh
Eberyhin else is negative

[compact mantle]

Yeah that too

[grim edge]

not until you confess your sins just now

[crimson meadow]

I guess

[compact mantle]

That’s messed up man

[keen parrot]

💀

[compact mantle]

How so?

[lilac hamlet]

What sins

[crimson meadow]

Happens

[arctic edge]

I tutored during school

[crimson meadow]

Cos tan

[arctic edge]

$40/hr. Highly recommend if you’re smart

[narrow orchid]

wat

[compact mantle]

I hope that you can grow some financial freedom man

[crimson meadow]

Oh same
What did you tutor
I did English

[arctic edge]

Of course what you can charge depends on the area n topics

I did mathematics and computer science

[crimson meadow]

Nicee

[lilac hamlet]

HER BROTHER CAME IN BYEEEEE

[compact mantle]

That’s annoying

[smoky axle]

it won't be a easy life dude right?

[crimson meadow]

You're pregnant??

[compact mantle]

High school maths shouldn’t be the hardest thing in the world, but when explained in a slow manner it can be challenging I reckon

[crimson meadow]

Ln(3x)-ln(3)=ln(4)

[narrow orchid]

tang is a beast

[arctic edge]

I’ve always liked math

And teaching

[crimson meadow]

Solve it!!

[keen parrot]

wait this is pretty old

[compact mantle]

Do I encounter i during civil engineering

[narrow orchid]

2017

[compact mantle]

Bc I hate irrational numbers

[keen parrot]

i dont think opper and kaskaski are the toughest guys

[narrow orchid]

he was still IM

[compact mantle]

Sounds like a w to me

[narrow orchid]

who was kaskaskia

[arctic edge]

You can simplify pretty easy

Ln(x) = ln(4)

[novel moat]

Rosimo

[crimson meadow]

She shower

[arctic edge]

X=4

[narrow orchid]

no i wont

[compact mantle]

Woah

[novel moat]

[arctic edge]

The highest level of math I got to was diff eqs (calc 4 sort of)

[narrow orchid]

yo i know that background

[compact mantle]

Yup that’s pretty unfortunate, but true

Same with chess, aint paying me nun

[crimson meadow]

Tbh I regret being a sociology and economics student

[compact mantle]

Except if I win a tournament

[keen parrot]

idk

[narrow orchid]

i know it from this picture

[compact mantle]

I thought autonomous meant something could live independently in nature💀

[crimson meadow]

????6 pawn promotions 💀

[narrow orchid]

OKAY

[keen parrot]

bruh are you serious? its the third place guy

[narrow orchid]

NO SHUT UP I REALIZED

[keen parrot]

dude im drinking over here and you act like the stupid one

[compact mantle]

Ah so I did remember it correctly

[narrow orchid]

[inland shore]

Yes

[compact mantle]

I thought my memory betrayed me

Again

[crimson meadow]

@grim edge if your willing to sell your soul and dignity
Furry art sells for crazy every furry art commissioner is richhhhhh

[compact mantle]

💀💀💀

Don’t do it bro

[crimson meadow]

If he's desperate!

[arctic edge]

I don’t remember the class much. The most I can safely tutor is probably calc 3

[crimson meadow]

I'm just helpin a bro here

[compact mantle]

I think he’d rather work at wendy’s

[crimson meadow]

No finished my finals 5 days ago

[grim edge]

damn bro hung everything possible

[crimson meadow]

Yeah you shouldn't (dmssss 🤑🤑🤑💰 and

[arctic edge]

No shit I have a friend who makes $40k a year on furry commissions

[narrow orchid]

bro thought he sneaky

[crimson meadow]

I answered that before and why?

[arctic edge]

As a side hustle no less

[crimson meadow]

Why 💀

[compact mantle]

Lmao small L for homie

[grim edge]

bro thought he had a discover check

[crimson meadow]

Je ne sais pas

Mijn français Homme

[compact mantle]

Huh

[crimson meadow]

Anyways Lebanon

Lebanon

[compact mantle]

Bro mixed dutch with french

[crimson meadow]

Ja

[compact mantle]

Said ‘my french man’

[crimson meadow]

Ja mijn mann

[compact mantle]

💀💀💀

Bro

[grim edge]

my youtube recommendations are wild💀

[crimson meadow]

Hoe gaat het

Oui oui

[compact mantle]

Nie zo best man k mag niet liegen

[keen parrot]

tyler1 my beloved

[grim edge]

🐐

[keen parrot]

[crimson meadow]

It was easy

[keen parrot]

real

[compact mantle]

💀

[keen parrot]

there are plenty of worse ones ngl

[teal dragon]

Proof

[grim edge]

the dr went crazy against tyler tho ngl

[crimson meadow]

I don't have it on me rn

[lapis lava]

zax

[keen parrot]

fr

[grim edge]

hello chat

[upbeat viper]

english only

[keen parrot]

hi again

[compact mantle]

My bad

[crimson meadow]

What the hell is noman

[keen parrot]

aw man i actually understood that language

[lapis lava]

@keen parrot congrats on fots for like 2 seconds

[grim edge]

rip the horses

[grim edge]

actually my name is whismy

[crimson meadow]

Name?

[compact mantle]

It just means ‘nah man’

[drifting breach]

finally 3 starred the antonio bot

[compact mantle]

He definitely french

[teal dragon]

Proof

[keen parrot]

ty

[crimson meadow]

Oh no man 💀
Understandable lmaok

[lilac hamlet]

Hello

[upbeat viper]

idk

[compact mantle]

He put me on timeout too

[novel moat]

Bastoura

[upbeat viper]

daz me

[compact mantle]

Nah bro racist

[grim edge]

💪

@upbeat viper whats wrong with hold your horses

[novel moat]

Are you feeling miserable

[compact mantle]

Fr

[grim edge]

horses dont like that :(

[upbeat viper]

it was just because I was scared of it hiding my message

[compact mantle]

Is the maths skills

[crimson meadow]

I don't have it 💀 I dont think they have names
Anyways it's super easy cause math isn't a main subject for me cause I'm an economics and sociology student

[upbeat viper]

uuh

[teal dragon]

Oh no rip me

[grim edge]

flew too close to the sun lmao

[compact mantle]

Yeahh bro

[grim edge]

aaaaaa lmao got it

[novel moat]

[compact mantle]

It aint that deep

[odd dagger]

Hi

[compact mantle]

It’s just a little sranan tongo

[odd dagger]

I just realized pawns play the biggest role in chess

[grim edge]

yeah sure ten bucks and ill lend u mine

[upbeat viper]

id:customize

[teal dragon]

#reaction-roles

[grim edge]

its clean i swear!

[teal dragon]

The watermark

[crimson meadow]

Yeah we had to draw one I think

[upbeat viper]

english only @crimson meadow

[crimson meadow]

No my homie

[teal dragon]

Skull

[restive storm]

don't worry about the watermark 💀

[compact mantle]

Bro I just named a city

[crimson meadow]

SCREE YOU BASTOURA

[grim edge]

[compact mantle]

Bastoura why you being like this

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/article/view/on-the-invasion-of-ukraine

[grim edge]

water doesnt even make a mark?

[compact mantle]

I thought we was cool

[crimson meadow]

Or that was a tangent idk

[teal dragon]

Its just part of the memes right

[grim edge]

skull

[teal dragon]

It does

[crimson meadow]

You cool in my heart

[grim edge]

no it just evaporates dont be silly

[compact mantle]

❤️preciate u bro

[crimson meadow]

Is that a city in the Netherlands?

Or belgium

[restive storm]

don't worry about the watermark

[teal dragon]

Yk when you wash like cutlery and sometimes there are those smudges left after it dries those are watermarks

[compact mantle]

Yeah spijkenisse is pretty small but it’s a city south of Rotterdam

[grim edge]

thats residue not water

[compact mantle]

Like 20km south of rotterdam

[teal dragon]

Its not food residue

[compact mantle]

Ohhhh, phew

[grim edge]

That's literally a reason why u should ask lol

[grim edge]

all is as food residue in this cruel world of ours

[compact mantle]

She might be wifey material for you after all

[crimson meadow]

Nah

[grim edge]

Yay rs saved

[teal dragon]

Stop being clever with me 😡😡😡

[lilac hamlet]

[crimson meadow]

Anyways

[compact mantle]

😎 today is a good day

[teal dragon]

Raiden pfp

[grim edge]

So good that my eyes are burning

[teal dragon]

@lilac hamlet do you even genshin?

[compact mantle]

Discord shouldd allow voice messages in chat lowkey

[keen parrot]

amsterdam is nice

[grim edge]

hamsters are kinda cute

Awch it's okay

[compact mantle]

Yeah I understand that, I hate the weather here too

[crimson meadow]

It's allowed but needs to enabled by the admins

[teal dragon]

Stonerdam

[lilac hamlet]

Well, I used too

[crimson meadow]

My ex from Surinam said I have a Amsterdam accent

[compact mantle]

Oh so these admins are just a bit controlling basically

[teal dragon]

Shame

[crimson meadow]

Basically

[compact mantle]

Haha nice

[inland shore]

What the f ..

[compact mantle]

I miss suriname

[vivid raft]

Whats the progression

[compact mantle]

Gotta be trusted

[teal dragon]

Send me 500$ cash

[crimson meadow]

It's wild seeing people that know the country

[inland shore]

Why is it brilliant i don't get it

[plush ocean]

hey, how can I see the engine while watching a game?

[crimson meadow]

Beautiful place and people was blessed to have friends from there

[compact mantle]

Half of my family lives there lol

[jade osprey]

if black takes the queen it's mate in 2 with Bxf7+ Ke7 Bg5#

[novel moat]

Don't think you can

[teal dragon]

Looks like you will have to pay another way

[compact mantle]

My dad is an immigrant

[grim edge]

blessed are the cheese makers

[novel moat]

[vivid raft]

No

[grim edge]

Forced mate

[plush ocean]

I have seen gothamchess do it before I'm pretty sure

[crimson meadow]

Awesome
I wanna visit it someday 😩 especially kola creek

[clear sequoia]

It doesn't really work in a large server.
Of the posted audio recordings, like 80% are some kind of trolling, only 10%-20% are actually following the rules.
That's compared to text messages, where like 99% are messages we want in the server.

[grim edge]

and all those who manufacture dairy products!

[inland shore]

Ohhh

[teal dragon]

Hi doofus you doofus

[inland shore]

Are you below 500

[compact mantle]

I see

[novel moat]

What do you mean by that

[jade osprey]

yup

[inland shore]

I see

[plush ocean]

hikaru nakamura

[grim edge]

ken jennings

Paul morphy during his time and all time i would say magnus carlsen

[teal dragon]

Get a loan ofc 😇😇😇

[crimson meadow]

Bobby Fischer!!!

[clear sequoia]

Who you callin' a doofus?
Oh, me? Hi

[teal dragon]

Hey!!

[novel moat]

Ahh right! How could I forget

[mild nest]

ur an idiot

[grim edge]

magnus >>>>>>>>> bobby

[compact mantle]

Cola creek is an amazing place

[crimson meadow]

Triggered much?

[lilac hamlet]

What

[teal dragon]

Bobby was a weirdo

[inland shore]

At 500 i was struggling to understand the concept of checkmate lol

[mild nest]

triggered no, amused by your stupidity, yes

[compact mantle]

My dad used to be telling me to watch out for the snakes as a kid

When we went there

[grim edge]

those snakes will get u

[crimson meadow]

Yess

[compact mantle]

Well, they didn’t

😎

[grim edge]

yet

[compact mantle]

It’s gonna be a while till I visit suriname again

[crimson meadow]

Idk if you can read but they said "your opinion" people have opinions that can be different than yours 🤯

[compact mantle]

So yeah they’ll have a while until they get another chance

[jade osprey]

oh lol well let's say I study chess more than I play it

[crimson meadow]

Take me with ya 😩

[compact mantle]

Lmao boars be crazy sometimes

Especially when they got kids

[jade osprey]

is it that Dutch country in south America

[crimson meadow]

Yes

[compact mantle]

Yup

I mean Curaçao, Sint Maarten and another one are also dutch

But idk if that’s still south america

Just use BJJ

Easy

[fading spruce]

Did you go to Paramaribo?

[crimson meadow]

Ok imma go
Cya be safe glad for the talk was very cool

[teal dragon]

BJ whaaaat?!

[compact mantle]

Brazilian jiu jitsu

[compact mantle]

Of course

I went to sarena, a nice restaurant with my whole fam

And my aunt prepared crab, which was amazing as well

[drifting breach]

[compact mantle]

I loved the food

[fading spruce]

Are you from Suriname?

[compact mantle]

Lmao if it works def

[compact mantle]

My dad is, I was born in the Netherlands

I’m a mulatto

[fading spruce]

Funny how when Suriname became independent they lost half of their population

[compact mantle]

Yeah Suriname was not ready as an independent state

Still isn’t

Shii that ought to get them boars

Next to papua new guinea and above brazil

[fading spruce]

Jai Jai Suriname!

[compact mantle]

Bro🤣

U gotta respect that relationships should be held privately mainly

[keen parrot]

tbh i might do a cheeky face reveal in like an hour or so

[compact mantle]

Yeah Brazil is a mess, I wouldn’t recommend it

[keen parrot]

wait i just realized

[compact mantle]

You planning on drinking more💀

[keen parrot]

discord shows 10:54 pm but its 11:54 pm

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-chess-chess-frank-gothamchess-speech-bubble-gif-5067209272480174402

[keen parrot]

there is only one beer left

[compact mantle]

YOU HAD ME WITH THAT

Got me shook

It’s 10:55 tho

[compact mantle]

Get some more

[keen parrot]

stores are closed by now

[upbeat viper]

vimun face reveal

[compact mantle]

Crap

[keen parrot]

i have a beer and vodka left

[compact mantle]

Night store always open

[keen parrot]

but rather not touch the vodka

[upbeat viper]

are you drunk yet ?

[keen parrot]

stop leaking

[upbeat viper]

[opaque apex]

hey guys

[compact mantle]

Ghost getting hammered too

[torn rune]

quack

[lilac hamlet]

hi

[compact mantle]

That’s still really high

[keen parrot]

hi for the 2475th time

[compact mantle]

Poland aint been that bad since 1939

[lilac hamlet]

What 😭

[fading spruce]

Do you think Poland was good in 1940-1991?

[compact mantle]

Nah they were awful until ‘45

[valid tartan]

any Romanian?

[lilac hamlet]

@keen parrot bro wants miciela to vanish

[fading spruce]

Then what are you saying

[compact mantle]

But that started in ‘39

That’s what I was saying

[lilac hamlet]

NVM LMAO

[compact mantle]

I can’t I’m ugly rn

[keen parrot]

stop sneaking into her dms

[compact mantle]

Touché

[narrow orchid]

just dont be

[compact mantle]

I’m topless in that pic tho I aint doing that

[lilac hamlet]

She's the one who wants me to

[keen parrot]

smh

[lilac hamlet]

Exactly

[compact mantle]

Nah that’s what the homo always be sayin

[upbeat viper]

no religion @grim edge

[grim edge]

That's a rule?

[upbeat viper]

it is

[compact mantle]

Fr

[upbeat viper]

#〘📝〙rules

read

[compact mantle]

Can I say ‘on God’ to emphasize something someone said, or is that too religious

[upbeat viper]

that's okay

I mean

everyone use omg

[novel moat]

Haha on god

[compact mantle]

🤣🤣

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

Lmao

[lilac hamlet]

[grim edge]

Alright I apology sorry for bothering, God bless you still

[compact mantle]

Bro timed that to perfection on God

[upbeat viper]

np

shush

[compact mantle]

🤣🤣 y’all

[lilac hamlet]

my bad

NAHHH

[compact mantle]

Lowkey tryna prevent the spread of God’s word

[grim edge]

@lilac hamlet raiden shogun with a shotgun

[upbeat viper]

btw @lilac hamlet and @grim edge what's your goal here

[lilac hamlet]

frfr

[grim edge]

To be pro

[grim edge]

they trollin

[compact mantle]

We shall

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[compact mantle]

Inshallah

[grim edge]

Is it bad to wish

[lilac hamlet]

To be bullied

[upbeat viper]

are you 18+ ?

[restive storm]

don't trust an enderman with a shotgun in fortnite

[keen parrot]

lmao

[grim edge]

hey thats my skin

[compact mantle]

Yes, we make things happen, we don’t wish😎

[grim edge]

Okay thanks for the advice

[compact mantle]

Yeah I’m on my motivation rn

[upbeat viper]

hmmmmm

[compact mantle]

Got my daily Goggins energy

[upbeat viper]

let's say no then

I don't want doxxing issues and stuff like that

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[upbeat viper]

still

[teal dragon]

Why u asking mod

[lilac hamlet]

Yeah, that happened once in a server I was in

[upbeat viper]

to do things well

nah

[lilac hamlet]

Wtf was that bye

[teal dragon]

:(

[upbeat viper]

some 13 yo be scared

[compact mantle]

Bro decided to jumpscare the whole group

[grim edge]

i gave my opponent a hopless endgame 4 goofy ahhhh passed pawns

[restive storm]

wait actually it's not

[lilac hamlet]

[upbeat viper]

we could say it doesn't respect the first rule

as it isn't nice

[restive storm]

ok

[upbeat viper]

[carmine vigil]

this is the strangest discord server of all time

[compact mantle]

There’s fun people today

[carmine vigil]

99 % of the people here cannot see their toes or private parts

[lilac hamlet]

Why

[compact mantle]

💀💀

[teal dragon]

Wax

[compact mantle]

Bro das cap

[grim edge]

booooooooo👻

[carmine vigil]

ALL CAPS NO CAP

[compact mantle]

Everybody here got a healthy BMI

[carmine vigil]

strange server here

useless , toxic, server this is

[teal dragon]

What if you had your feet amputated does that count

[restive storm]

what about the huggy wuggy jumpscare gif is that not allowed as well

[carmine vigil]

PEACE OUT

[keen parrot]

fr

[grim edge]

Alice im not named wax

[lilac hamlet]

luh

[compact mantle]

Have a good day sir

Bless you

[teal dragon]

Wax (W zax!)🤪

[compact mantle]

Which one

[grim edge]

i got a mix of your 2 emojis now

[compact mantle]

Ohh

[teal dragon]

OMG THATS GREAT

[upbeat viper]

._.

[compact mantle]

Idk seems like we gonna get a timeout if we rally

[teal dragon]

🤠🤪lovechild

[upbeat viper]

see what a petition does against my hammer

[compact mantle]

I think is a bad idea

[grim edge]

[lilac hamlet]

bye

[teal dragon]

🤠💦🤪

[carmine vigil]

GO TOUCH SOME GRASS

[compact mantle]

Yeah he got the powe of discord mod

[teal dragon]

Lmao

[upbeat viper]

[restive storm]

@upbeat viper can I show the gif and you see if it's inappropriate

[lilac hamlet]

luh

[grim edge]

[compact mantle]

Ion even know what a doxx is

[teal dragon]

Funny mistake colour

[upbeat viper]

yes yes

[teal dragon]

Donut flavour

[grim edge]

[compact mantle]

Sound like someone typo’d the name box from roddy rich

[grim edge]

colour

[teal dragon]

What

[covert cosmos]

wpwwp;

[bleak cargo]

Hello Everyone

[teal dragon]

Its colour

[upbeat viper]

same stuff kek

[compact mantle]

Why are 12 y/o allowed in this server

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-freddy-five-night-freddy-fast-bear-freddy-fnaf-gif-24557875

Is this jumpscare?

[grim edge]

can i show you a gif and you tell me?

[restive storm]

wait I have one more thing
it's the what the hell sound effect but I made it quiter
just wait a second I'll get it and you can tell me if it's allowed or not

[compact mantle]

Bro is vibin

[upbeat viper]

nop

[upbeat viper]

smh

[latent pebble]

lmaoo

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-meme-gif-26467524

[upbeat viper]

the bot wouldn't let you

[teal dragon]

Sturdy fazbear 🥶🥶🥶

[grim edge]

albert let my man send the pics he want

[upbeat viper]

connect your account smh

[compact mantle]

Bro is a police agent

[worn ice]

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[compact mantle]

Can’t do anything but tell people what to do

[grim edge]

lol bast 🐢

[bleak cargo]

Lmao 🤣

[grim edge]

i made this frfr

[teal dragon]

Ik 😊😊

[grim edge]

@teal dragon Zhongli wins Xiao in 1v1

[restive storm]

here

[teal dragon]

Not fax

[restive storm]

I lowered the volume by a bit

[grim edge]

i have a cap skull lmao

[teal dragon]

Zhongli legit gave up his powers!!!

[compact mantle]

Do y’all know chinese tho

[grim edge]

nah i have his powers dw

[upbeat viper]

it's quiet but irrelevant still

[grim edge]

i took em

[upbeat viper]

meh

idk

I'm tired

[grim edge]

sleep

[teal dragon]

I love when zhongli stabalises in me

[covert cosmos]

h

[compact mantle]

I have an idea bruv

[restive storm]

I just have to make sure it's ok
the last time I sent the what the hell sound effect I got muted for one hour because it was too loud

[grim edge]

[bleak cargo]

[compact mantle]

If u just get a girl, then u don’t need to look at nobody else’s

[bleak cargo]

checkmate

[compact mantle]

Then why u wanna see homie girl💀💀

[teal dragon]

Nooo

[upbeat viper]

well you won't get timed out for earrape with this new one

[warped vigil]

how do I disconnect my acc and connect an alt?

[teal dragon]

How do i get blue pawn role

[restive storm]

ok so if it's at least relevant it should be ok

[compact mantle]

My bad, I’m a clear cut boundary type guy

So maybe I was a bit too direct

[upbeat viper]

probably

[compact mantle]

Aight

[restive storm]

if another mod mutes me for the new one i'm gonna be sad

[grim edge]

number 1 or number 2

[covert cosmos]

3wow5w7o

[compact mantle]

Touché lmao

[tepid panther]

Not that pixel lol

[teal dragon]

2 number 9s

[compact mantle]

Imagine boasting your six pack

[bleak cargo]

2+1000-900%=?

[teal dragon]

Proof?

[compact mantle]

💀💀💀

[teal dragon]

Bet

[compact mantle]

Bro

[bleak cargo]

What’s up

[covert cosmos]

nah i bet you're 12

[compact mantle]

Gedraag

[compact mantle]

He too smart for that

[teal dragon]

Got jebaited

[compact mantle]

Bro basically knows everything academically

Def not

That’s why I’m tryna chill out with how intense imma have uni

Bc I wanna have a life besides school too

U sound like my chem teacher now

[teal dragon]

@upbeat viper uhhh ghost says unmute or he will send the legions of god(or smth on those lines)
Yeah consider your timbers shivered

[covert cosmos]

wtf happening

[compact mantle]

Lmao ghost got muted

[upbeat viper]

I'm scared

[teal dragon]

Ikr i would be too!!

[compact mantle]

Yeah it would not be fun or useful