💬〡general-off-topic

[rigid tinsel]

Just took a screenshot lmao

[grim edge]

same but money is money

[stuck kestrel]

good

[viral epoch]

Tank you Master Zaks, you too

[undone bridge]

ok and what next?

[rigid tinsel]

Except I didn't follow up with the brilliant haha

[plush oak]

you mean easier not better

[digital phoenix]

u ever eat grass before

[grim edge]

[lilac hamlet]

slay

[teal dragon]

I wus getting paid £6 per hour what a scam

[rigid tinsel]

I took with bishop instead 😭

[flint fox]

Me when no Ng6

[grim edge]

where else would i get my coke money (i’m talking about the drink 😏)

[grim edge]

Aloha Slay im Zax

[digital phoenix]

why is the are u saying such things

[viral epoch]

But Zhongli has no mora

[final condor]

🗿 I love working two

[teal dragon]

Too*

[plush oak]

use Integer class and toString method in it

[digital phoenix]

two*

[queen canyon]

spam slay in chat one more time and i will get you muted personally

[grim edge]

i think you mean you are not talking about the drink

[final condor]

Two*

[torpid cape]

Hi

[final condor]

I work two jobs

[digital phoenix]

sla||p||

[grim edge]

Idk am i ?

[teal dragon]

O

[inland shore]

Help

[viral epoch]

Alright bro

[teal dragon]

sla||g||

[final condor]

Love having a foot break up in my ass while I study for exams

[lilac hamlet]

we're the s--- squad though

[digital phoenix]

a foot break up ur ass?

[undone bridge]

salet

[viral epoch]

Cuteness overload

[grim edge]

sla||b||

[digital phoenix]

does that mean putting a foot up ur ass

[rigid tinsel]

I calculated it but misclicked haha

[final condor]

“Your working today”

[grim edge]

pain overload

[undone bridge]

@rigid tinsel so why's it deeper than a piece and 2 pawns for a rook?

[final condor]

What does vint mean in French

[rigid tinsel]

It basically wins a queen im pretty sure. If not you will end up on material

[teal dragon]

Coc overload fr

[undone bridge]

omg like e4 c5 d4 cxd4 c3???

[grim edge]

BOYS POG I GOT A NEW SHIFT ASSIGNED TO ME TOMMOROW

[viral epoch]

Whoaaaiåa

[stuck kestrel]

i like coc

[grim edge]

YEAHAAAAAAAAAAW

[rigid tinsel]

After those moves I saw a big attack opportunity but I'm not sure where it lead to

[rigid tinsel]

I'm not Hikaru 😂😂

[teal dragon]

Skull

[inland shore]

How

[undone bridge]

Nxf5 Qf8 and then what? where the queen?

[final condor]

We know you can’t stop looking at your coc

[queen canyon]

average 8th grader gangster wannabe:

[undone bridge]

💀 so you were capping

[teal dragon]

Start em off young 💪💪💪

[grim edge]

average balkan 6 year old

[teal dragon]

💀💀

[final condor]

Bro thinks he’s he shit

[hybrid quail]

Crazy? i was crazy once.They put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy

[grim edge]

bro is the shit

[torpid cape]

Are you guys getting at lot of friend request for no reason I have like 20

[final condor]

Clash Of Clans

[undone bridge]

bruh i'm fiending for capital raids ngl

[viral epoch]

NOOOOO

[lilac hamlet]

yas queen keep it up, you're slaying so hard rn

[grim edge]

DONT SKULL ME ALICE

[undone bridge]

slay queen girlboss

[grim edge]

[final condor]

Get him perc

[queen canyon]

im balkan

[teal dragon]

@lilac hamlet when do you plan to connect your account slay

[jolly robin]

yo

[lilac hamlet]

i play lichess

[undone bridge]

😲

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix how did you even achive 100k msg

[lilac hamlet]

LMAO

[digital phoenix]

by dying

[viral epoch]

Be Lasanga not hooman

[grim edge]

moving a bit fast fr

[digital phoenix]

by literally taking a knife and stabbing it myself in the chest is how i got 100k messages

[grim edge]

wtf

[grim edge]

Help im saving this since i work at burger king

[queen canyon]

girl is trying to build a boy harem, dmed me as well

[viral epoch]

You alrighty Las?

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[undone bridge]

most socially accepted discordian

[sly ledge]

wdym that's moving normally

[digital phoenix]

nowhere near

[viral epoch]

Nugetteeeee

[sly ledge]

If you don't think so you're just slow af

[viral epoch]

Pirate Viking Femboi

[grim edge]

bro uses black magic

[viral epoch]

Why

[sly ledge]

yup I got banned

can you tell why tho

[queen canyon]

i can easily get 48 cps

[viral epoch]

Yes

[sly ledge]

oh I also got banned

[digital phoenix]

was it for cheating

[idle ember]

Guys how racist is it that white goes first in chess.

[kind fox]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83252090889 this thing feels so good

[worn ice]

DrunkDiamond (1130) vs. Jeessssssssssss (1054)

Move List

1. d4 [Nf6] 2. c4 d5 3. cxd5 Nxd5 4. e4 Nb6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. Be2 Nc6 7. d5 Nb8 8. O-O e6 9. h3 Bxf3 10. Bxf3 N8d7 11. dxe6 fxe6 12. Bf4 Nf6 13. Qxd8+ Kxd8 14. Rd1+ Nbd7 15. e5 Ne8 16. Bxb7 Rb8 17. Bc6 Ke7 18. Rxd7# 

[sly ledge]

no

[viral epoch]

I can be your listener

[digital phoenix]

cos if u get banned for anything except cheating then all good

[queen canyon]

GAME OVER

[grim edge]

Yami sakahero ( you wont get this refrence)

[digital phoenix]

i also do not know how to express myself cos im built different like that

[grim edge]

i do not

[sly ledge]

i will send the image in dms

[digital phoenix]

send me also

[queen canyon]

send me also

[digital phoenix]

send me also

[queen canyon]

send me also

[grim edge]

send me also

[digital phoenix]

send me also

ew

[grim edge]

basically an anime character who takes shit before sword fights

[fresh mural]

Just hit 2400 in puzzles. Is that pretty good or is it easy to get?

[queen canyon]

he looks hammered

[digital phoenix]

its ok

[viral epoch]

Well, damn, I just usually say exactly what's on my mind

[viral epoch]

That makes me feel judged though

[digital phoenix]

its clouded with shit

[queen canyon]

thats deep

[digital phoenix]

in fact i can be sitting in class for 15 minutes and then i just stop listening

[viral epoch]

I do I do I doooooo

[grim edge]

@viral epoch didn't know you played Vienna

[viral epoch]

Cheers

[queen canyon]

@viral epoch didn't know you played Vienna

[viral epoch]

Uh actually

[flint fox]

I can forget to breathe

[viral epoch]

You're welcome

[queen canyon]

vienna must be some anime character

[digital phoenix]

why

[grim edge]

@viral epoch I recommended you to play the vienna

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Huh

[sly ledge]

vienna exists in all types of things

[viral epoch]

[kind fox]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83252234263?tab=analysis wow ok

[worn ice]

dervisd (1132) vs. DrunkDiamond (1158)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. Nc3 e6 4. exd5 cxd5 5. d4 Bb4 6. Bg5 Qc7 7. Qd3 Bxc3+ 8. Qxc3 Qxc3+ 9. bxc3 Nc6 10. Bb5 Bd7 11. O-O a6 12. Ba4 b5 13. Bb3 Na5 14. Ne5 Rc8 15. Nxd7 Kxd7 16. Bd2 Nf6 17. a3 Ne4 18. Be1 Nxb3 19. cxb3 Nxc3 20. Rc1 Ne2+ 21. Kh1 Rxc1 22. Ba5 Rxf1# 

[grim edge]

there is also the vienna queens gambit

[viral epoch]

Oh hi Doofus

[queen canyon]

daily reminder: hold your mandibula manually

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

why am i in twat still lol

[queen canyon]

how am i still not in the tier list

[flint fox]

Idk

[nimble niche]

what nationality is Doofus?

[digital phoenix]

twat

[digital phoenix]

german

[grim edge]

true true i agree with your statement

but get clapped checkmat

[foggy anchor]

Can you add me to twat

[viral epoch]

I see how it is...

[queen canyon]

add me in that list

[nimble niche]

add me please

[viral epoch]

I'm not even on the list

[queen canyon]

i was supposed to be on the list 2 months ago

[viral epoch]

Am I really that inactive

[digital phoenix]

= pixel hates u

[foggy anchor]

You're on my list uwu

[nimble niche]

does he hate me?

[digital phoenix]

pixel hates everyone

[viral epoch]

Yes. I knew

[queen canyon]

i asked him like 10 times he probably hates me especially

[digital phoenix]

thats not on the tier list that is

[nimble niche]

I literally gave him the wayward queen line against the Sicilian that he won with

[queen canyon]

tbh i think everyone in the server hates me

[tepid panther]

Idk who you are

[digital phoenix]

he blundered a drawn endgame against me

[viral epoch]

No

[tepid panther]

We gotta talk more lol

[digital phoenix]

i dont probably

[viral epoch]

Alex you're likey likey

[queen canyon]

i am the most unlikable person to ever exist

[digital phoenix]

alex is server owner

[tepid panther]

I'd probs add you to "how did you get here"

[nimble niche]

I don't see any reason to hate you

[viral epoch]

Uh yea, sure thing

[grim edge]

No i like you

[queen canyon]

the matrix took that away from me

[foggy anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/mo-mogreen-godfather-gif-5469207

[digital phoenix]

and somehow i was the only one remaining

[nimble niche]

Perhaps half the server hates me for my opening choices

[viral epoch]

Kill it

[grim edge]

spider ain’t even big

[queen canyon]

wow thanks guys never would have thought

[viral epoch]

Rah

[teal dragon]

Its massive

[queen canyon]

chat overlord priviliges

[viral epoch]

False

[teal dragon]

Its like my palm size

[nimble niche]

that spider is tiny

[grim edge]

medium

[digital phoenix]

u wanna bet if i can keep my user as server owner

[grim edge]

a little bit maybe

[viral epoch]

Alex is being silly

[teal dragon]

Guys thats way above average!!!

[queen canyon]

lel go for it

[foggy anchor]

Nobody knows who I am, I guess that is what I wanted though

[viral epoch]

Alex you're likey likeable

[teal dragon]

I think it ate all the bees in the bee nest

[digital phoenix]

be better at chess

[queen canyon]

thats great to hear, thanks

[nimble niche]

I've seen baby spiders the size of the tip of my pinky before

[grim edge]

Im here way too much that i know all about u

[digital phoenix]

also im gonna keep cat overload for a while cos very fun user

[grim edge]

cute

[teal dragon]

This one is like palm size

[queen canyon]

i know who you are, 1st time i joined you were quite active

[digital phoenix]

dont have any i also dont have a cat

[rigid tinsel]

Just had to get the analysis up

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

[teal dragon]

I have dog pics

[grim edge]

send feet pics

[nimble niche]

I've seen you here a few times but don't really know you

[teal dragon]

Dms

[grim edge]

😏

[foggy anchor]

@grim edge @queen canyon @nimble niche yh I used to type quite a lot on this chat

[foggy anchor]

I dont much anymore though too busy with studies

[digital phoenix]

i know everyone trust

[grim edge]

what

[nimble niche]

I wasn't even on the moon club tier list lmao

[grim edge]

yes i know you lol

[digital phoenix]

so real i smashed my computer screen with a hammer

[grim edge]

i got banned there 😔

[digital phoenix]

what did u do

[daring oyster]

cat moment

[grim edge]

called a guy a p3do and insulted moon

[digital phoenix]

thanks now i can see my screen in different colours

[digital phoenix]

use brain

[queen canyon]

damn they ban fast

[foggy anchor]

honestly that's what most people say about me irl too

[grim edge]

the dude was a p3do tho

[queen canyon]

i mean who cares about moon server anyways

[grim edge]

what

[daring oyster]

what is moon server lmao

[viral epoch]

Cat pics for whole family

[digital phoenix]

like if u called a cheater with second account out here ud get warned

[queen canyon]

its that nerdy WCM

[nimble niche]

I played the club match on moon's side lmao

[daring oyster]

oh lmao

[queen canyon]

you drew that venti decently well

[nimble niche]

he's not a wcm lmao

[foggy anchor]

Pretty sure that's a dog

[grim edge]

being a p3do and a cheater is different

[grim edge]

awwwwwwwwww also skill drawing

[viral epoch]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[queen canyon]

according to chess players being a cheater is way worse

[hazy merlin]

you all gay fr fr no cap

[hazy merlin]

being a p3do ie better

[viral epoch]

No it's cat, he's just a bit unhinged

[queen canyon]

wait is that your dog?

[grim edge]

wtf

[viral epoch]

Yes

[foggy anchor]

Real Elon Musk

[grim edge]

Its debatable but both are a crime against god himself

[queen canyon]

damn he looks really cool

[viral epoch]

Nop

[viral epoch]

Ikr

[queen canyon]

what race is it?

[viral epoch]

Yes

[young wedge]

help

[queen canyon]

you have been weird here since they day you joined

[grim edge]

not from you

[viral epoch]

Breed: Finnish Lapphund

[hazy merlin]

depends. some might say being asain is also a crime

[young wedge]

HELP

[nimble niche]

I've seen a guy with 2065 daily games before

[gentle steppe]

U pinged me?

[grim edge]

Bro is being racist af rn wtf

[grim edge]

what?

[hazy merlin]

I would like some

[abstract mantle]

bieg letters

[gentle steppe]

...

[grim edge]

no one pinged you

[queen canyon]

well you are pretty close to getting locked out just so you know

[hazy merlin]

I ain't racist

[nimble niche]

Wait he's up to 2373 daily games now

[hazy merlin]

you ain't black if you never had this

[viral epoch]

Alex.

[grim edge]

bro

[queen canyon]

cmon its not even obvious

[viral epoch]

Yes it is

[queen canyon]

its just a field...

[kind fox]

anyone wanna play a match?

[primal fern]

why tf is this puzzle 2500 rated?

[grim edge]

checkers?

[queen canyon]

i didnt even expect everyone to realise this fast

[kind fox]

chess duh

[queen canyon]

connect your account using /connect

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @kind fox, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[hazy merlin]

call me battery save mod cause I automatically turn on when she is less than 15

[grim edge]

checkers

[kind fox]

:/ ok where do i do that

[queen canyon]

type in chat

its a command

[hazy merlin]

I hate those monkeys

[kind fox]

ugh

[nimble niche]

tricking you into thinking it's Qh7+

[sturdy cairn]

does anyone want to vc and play?

[queen canyon]

did you do it?

[hazy merlin]

yeah its a slang isn't it?

[kind fox]

did it

[kind fox]

can play but can't vc

[queen canyon]

alright wait for the role, it grants you access to useful chess channels

[kind fox]

done

[sturdy cairn]

sorry but I'm trying to vc

[queen canyon]

you got it. good

[kind fox]

ugh alright

[queen canyon]

bro, delete this before you get banned

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[queen canyon]

who tf sends n word videos

[grim edge]

smh fr

[kind fox]

alright imma vc

[queen canyon]

read the rules not that difficult damn

[sturdy cairn]

2p room 1 @kind fox ?

[digital phoenix]

this also btw <@&745328830649991179>

[kind fox]

sure, get in there

[queen canyon]

and the monkeys one as well

[grim edge]

bro is just racist

smh

[kind fox]

link drain? or should i forward it?

[sly ledge]

it's ok guys he said asain not Asian

[digital phoenix]

u right

[teal dragon]

Im sad and bored
Oh oh oh oh
Im sad and bored
Bored of myself

[daring oyster]

alice why are you singing

[kind fox]

if you don't wish to play then why asked?

[gentle steppe]

Cool

[digital phoenix]

guys if i wear a futsal shoe to play football will i slip on the grass and fall down

[daring oyster]

yeah dont ask me how i know

[sly ledge]

Don't know maybe you should try it

[hazy merlin]

I said "some might say". I never said it's true. you guys are offended by anything fr fr

[digital phoenix]

yeah i have to tmrw my studs fell off my boots

[teal dragon]

Because im sad and bored

[sly ledge]

bro u said asain not Asian

[grim edge]

You say you feel sorry for me
I'm not sorry, yeah, this is the best that I've been
I'm not happy

[digital phoenix]

u aint seen the least of it

[kind fox]

so american

[sly ledge]

I read it as boned

[queen canyon]

i got warned by pain for homophobic joke

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah dm me what u said

[sly ledge]

that accidentally counts as racism

[hazy merlin]

no difference?

[teal dragon]

I dont believe you

[grim edge]

guys what does the bar on the left mean

[kind fox]

oops

[sly ledge]

yea bro no difference

[digital phoenix]

evaluation more white = white winning more black = black winning

[sly ledge]

it is what it is

I mean I'm not trying to make him get banned

[digital phoenix]

ban everyone

[kind fox]

true

[grim edge]

it says -26 for black (im playing black) is thhat bad

[tepid panther]

Speaking like a caveman

[digital phoenix]

it means ur winning by a large amount

[grim edge]

oh

[digital phoenix]

and more negative = black winning more postivie = white winning

[hazy merlin]

I really don't see any difference. English is not my native language

[grim edge]

yeah

[digital phoenix]

i think ||f1|| is the best race

[queen canyon]

totally wont get banned

[sly ledge]

Asian asain are not the same because Asian and the i as the third letter while asain has the i as the fourth letter and do not mean the same thing one is what we refer to as natives from Asia while other is I forgor

[burnt vine]

anyways hi

[sly ledge]

bruh wtf am i doing

[queen canyon]

we do a little trolling

[burnt vine]

explaining the alphabet

[fresh wind]

you seriously baiting racial slurs?

[queen canyon]

this chat was a mess

[burnt vine]

i didnt use spoiler thingy

[fresh wind]

so you were baiting

[sly ledge]

did u Google that

[digital phoenix]

was

[burnt vine]

i dont know what is baiting tho

[queen canyon]

was and still is tbh

[burnt vine]

i saw people use spoilers with that

[fresh wind]

you started a message with NI- : what do you think that looks like

[digital phoenix]

its when u ask ur teammates to entry and u dont follow with utility and then they die for no use

[burnt vine]

oh i get it rn

mb

[digital phoenix]

but normally its the duelists baiting me

[sly ledge]

wholeheartedly

[queen canyon]

NI-CE

[burnt vine]

should i delete it

or its too late

[fresh wind]

just don't do it again

[burnt vine]

alr

[digital phoenix]

most rare mod verbal warning

thats actually responded to

[fresh wind]

why even make comments like that though

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-24467314

[sly ledge]

is that the rat from rattoullie or smthg

mussy

do it for the memes

[hazy merlin]

I just noted this opinion existed.

[digital phoenix]

its a rat thats what it is

[kind fox]

ugh

[queen canyon]

closing in on 7k messages so crazy

[digital phoenix]

racist opinions exist always

[kind fox]

touched 1200

racism shall never end tbh

its a never ending thing

[digital phoenix]

because

the only races we should be talking about is car races

[kind fox]

yet we talk about other races too

[sly ledge]

bro racist guys ruined the word for racing if we didn't have them we could have called being a racing can racist

[terse granite]

I’m a racist

[sly ledge]

he's above the law

[terse granite]

I love racing

[fresh wind]

Are you for real?

[sly ledge]

Cuz he's John pork and you do not mess with John pork

[hazy merlin]

yeah you should be banned. also you dmd me some bad words

[nimble niche]

"umm it's actually racer, which means someone who races and racist means somebody who discriminates based on race"

[hazy merlin]

I ain't even white💀

[sly ledge]

yea you're pink

[queen canyon]

not the time lmao

[sly ledge]

Furries

[grim edge]

i feel like hikaru premoving 3 moves

[grim edge]

💀

[hazy merlin]

I ain't racist

[terse granite]

Guys let’s be nice let’s talk about why the grob is the best opening

[grim edge]

nah bongcloud best

[queen canyon]

nah blitzkrieg attack is the best, works best especially against polish defense

[sharp galleon]

why do you want to play mahjong bruh

[grim edge]

bro my opponent time stalling for 4 minutes 🗿

Work in 8 min

[sly ledge]

Ok what did he say

[queen canyon]

@grim edge wtf is going on tell me

[sharp galleon]

smh it works best against the French defense: Maginot line variation

[grim edge]

What happened i left for a moment to walk to my job

[queen canyon]

even better

[queen canyon]

racism

[next raft]

weak, foolsmate better

[glacial vapor]

kings gambit 💀

[sly ledge]

they key to win against maginot is not allowing it to happen

[grim edge]

rook gambit

[next raft]

how about the pawns council trap

[grim edge]

Anyone who is racist is the definition of Human failure gotta go cya

[queen canyon]

gl

[next raft]

uhm akchually scotch is better 🤓

[sly ledge]

I thought chess was supposed to be fun man

[sharp galleon]

welp basically you want to get the flush as early as possible

and there are multiple types of flushes

smart choice

[sly ledge]

fools mate best opening and king gambit bad

best way to play chess is to not play it

[onyx geode]

people that try different moves and experiment with their game are the ones that flourish

[sly ledge]

You have to say (I have your address) then maybe they will accept

[onyx geode]

if you stick with the same 3 openings for all of eternity, that will make you better with them for sure, but you also limit yourself so much that it doesnt really make any sense to do so.

[sly ledge]

skill issue

[foggy anchor]

THat's why I play everything

[onyx geode]

[queen canyon]

"plushy now daddy"

[sly ledge]

they being kinda nice today

[winged mauve]

guys, what do i need to do to speak in #💬〡improvement-talk ?

[mossy jetty]

mahjong is one of the games ever made

[winged mauve]

i cant speak on it, i already linked my acount

[sly ledge]

guys did plushy accidentally make a cult

[terse granite]

Kings Gambit is literally one of the best openings you can learn at like lower levels because a lot of people don’t know how to respond to attacking chess even up until the 2000s

[winged mauve]

oh nvm

[mossy jetty]

what

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[fresh wind]

yes I'm here

[grim edge]

alr

[sly ledge]

bruh what u got unbanned

[chilly wasp]

HII

[grim edge]

p*rn not ip grabber

[hazy merlin]

guy was furios and wanted to ban me and got banned. a day in life

[grim edge]

how has it not been deleted wth

[gusty cedar]

Hellooo Rinqed!

[sly ledge]

damn they chill

[grim edge]

this one?

[torpid lintel]

You already did check #💬〡improvement-talk

[hazy merlin]

do you complain that they post these?

[sly ledge]

bruh wdym it's free p*rn

[grim edge]

[hazy merlin]

even better

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play

i raised my elo

to drum rollss

300

💀

😂

what?

[hazy merlin]

https://play.chess.com/CRNir

[grim edge]

bro is it unranked

lets play unranked

oh yeah

[hazy merlin]

yes

[grim edge]

it's easy to memorize it

[sly ledge]

nugette how do you write dates

[grim edge]

lmao

when we put dates on our notes, we use all numbers

[hazy merlin]

Based

[grim edge]

7-16-23

[sly ledge]

how tf do u know the number for August

[boreal tapir]

Who learning me opening for queen gambit

[sly ledge]

bro uses MM/DD/YY

[grim edge]

why use dashes instead of slashes

[sly ledge]

India

[boreal tapir]

Who learning me opening for queen gambit

[grim edge]

any would be acceptable

slashes are miles better

[hazy merlin]

ez

[grim edge]

I use month first

it's confusing

[hazy merlin]

L

[foggy anchor]

Need to send girl mail present for bday any suggestions

[grim edge]

lel

i cant play short games

[sly ledge]

Don't

[grim edge]

too dumb

[grim edge]

lets play 15 10

[hazy merlin]

almost perfect game https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83255289935?tab=review

[worn ice]

disrespectingcarpet47 (1784) vs. ManavGodara0029 (316)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e4 Nf6 4. Nc3 Nc6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. Be3 Bxf3 7. gxf3 g5 8. Bxc4 a5 9. Qb3 a4 10. Bxf7+ Kd7 11. Qe6# 

[grim edge]

just date someone on the month of august and use your anniversary as your phone password

[hazy merlin]

nah I don't have time for this

[grim edge]

bro i am 300

what song?

u really flexing its my third day of playing chess

there is also another technique to know if the month has 31 days...

[sly ledge]

blitz?

[grim edge]

and i dont even play blitz

[hazy merlin]

yeah sure

[sly ledge]

send link

[grim edge]

yep

it works

[hazy merlin]

https://play.chess.com/QDFKL

[sly ledge]

Did u accidentally send rated

[grim edge]

yeah but i always thought they change every year

💀

[hazy merlin]

no

[sly ledge]

unrated

[hazy merlin]

why would I do that accidentally

https://play.chess.com/E9JwY

[queen canyon]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

bro?

thanks

hello chat

[hybrid bolt]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83255288039?tab=review rate my brilliant

[worn ice]

zim2012 (1396) vs. hahaha4315 (1323)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nc3 [Nf6] 3. Bc4 Nc6 4. d3 Bc5 5. Nf3 O-O 6. Be3 Bb6 7. O-O d6 8. a3 Bg4 9. Re1 Nd4 10. Bxd4 Bxd4 11. Ne2 Bxb2 12. Rb1 Bxa3 13. Rxb7 Qc8 14. Rb3 Bc5 15. Qd2 a5 16. c3 Be6 17. Ng5 Bxc4 18. dxc4 h6 19. Ng3 hxg5 20. Qxg5 Qg4 21. Qf5 Qxf5 22. Nxf5 g6 23. Ne3 Nxe4 24. Nd5 Nd2 25. Rb7 Nxc4 26. Nxc7 Rab8 27. Reb1 Rbc8 28. Nd5 Nd2 29. R1b2 Ne4 30. Ne7+ Kg7 31. Nxc8 Bxf2+ 32. Kh1 Ng3+ 33. hxg3 Rh8# 

[pine bison]

Whatsup chessers

I see general is very active today huh

[grim edge]

hello chat ive just finished my hw and i feel like dying

[pine bison]

Shouldn't u feel like aliveing now that hw is done

[grim edge]

true

[pine bison]

Now u can play game or so

[queen canyon]

shit went down not too long ago

[grim edge]

its 10pm

im going to shower and head to bed soon

[grave wasp]

how was I pinged here

ghost ping smh

[quartz rapids]

real

[pine bison]

Real

[quartz rapids]

anybody from sg

[sly ledge]

GG

[pine bison]

GG

[grim edge]

oui

[queen canyon]

pain is up to a little trolling

[hazy merlin]

nah forgot about that

[pine bison]

[grave wasp]

...

[old thistle]

Even by a mod

[sly ledge]

can you review it

[pine bison]

A petite bit of trollge

[quartz rapids]

how do i get to 1300 elo

[queen canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-25925938

[pine bison]

You become 1300

[covert cosmos]

real

[old thistle]

Hi

[pine bison]

Duh

Hi scipi

[upbeat viper]

hi chat

[grim edge]

mods honest question do yall actly have lives

[queen canyon]

MOD PARTY

[pine bison]

Hi bastou

[lilac hamlet]

Hello

[covert cosmos]

wOWOwo

[upbeat viper]

nop

[old thistle]

Yesn

[pine bison]

Yes

[grim edge]

hmm its kinda mixed

[old thistle]

All 3 different answers

[pine bison]

[tropic yoke]

monday left me broken

[pine bison]

Tuesday

Idk the lyrics

[upbeat viper]

wednesday

[pine bison]

[tropic yoke]

thursday

[pine bison]

Sunday

[upbeat viper]

fried liver day

[grim edge]

friday did something

[sly ledge]

Chess day

[upbeat viper]

wot

[pine bison]

Cheese day

[grim edge]

chess sucks

[upbeat viper]

yum

[covert cosmos]

chese

[grim edge]

yuh

[pine bison]

Yun

[covert cosmos]

wo chu cheese

[pine bison]

Si

[grim edge]

yall are dumb for blunder reacting me

[pine bison]

Go shower and sleep kid

[tropic yoke]

hehe

[queen canyon]

gimme fots

[grim edge]

not inclusive of mods dont shadow ban me

[snow pivot]

i have a problem

[pine bison]

Bet

[snow pivot]

does anyone else not play games when they reach a certain rating

[grim edge]

gimme fots too 💀

[queen canyon]

bet, ill make it happen

[pine bison]

[snow pivot]

so they will keep it\

[pine bison]

Aight bet

[old thistle]

Rename locked out to FotS

[queen canyon]

[upbeat viper]

[tropic yoke]

i did today brilliant move

[pine bison]

Ye out of fear to fall off again lmao

[snow pivot]

ye

[grim edge]

damn 💀

[old thistle]

Good job

[pine bison]

[median steppe]

Anyone wanna play some rapid unrated

[tropic yoke]

thanks (i am only 700 elo lol)

[pine bison]

Where is my brilli

[queen canyon]

THAT IS ACTUALLY INSANE BRO GOOD JOBBB 🔥 🔥

[grim edge]

apmops smops and amo

[pine bison]

Is that sakura

[grim edge]

sounds lowkey like sarcasm lmao

no too lazy

[queen canyon]

i would love to say a joke but its mildly innapropriate

[grim edge]

and ill probably not even do well

[queen canyon]

no shot i aint that nice smh

[tropic yoke]

me?

[grim edge]

the third and last question will drive me to death

[tropic yoke]

yes

i cant send here

[pine bison]

[queen canyon]

do i get permission to say it?

[tropic yoke]

87% accuracy

[queen canyon]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@tropic yoke With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[west wolf]

whats ur elo with 87% accuracy?

[hazy wolf]

ok

[grim edge]

400

[tropic yoke]

i have to talk here 5 days straight

[grim edge]

according to chess beta

[queen canyon]

theres many factors, also connect your account

[west wolf]

how do I connect?

[grim edge]

400 according to chess beta

Hello!

[queen canyon]

use /connect

[grim edge]

/connect

[tropic yoke]

im gonna send you on priv

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @west wolf, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[covert cosmos]

wochudabiengo

[grim edge]

?

[tropic yoke]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@tropic yoke With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[west wolf]

I have like 10 chess accounts does it matter with which one I’m connected with?

[queen canyon]

@west wolf when you connect your account you get access to very useful chess channel that help at improving your gameplay, also when you meet the requirements you get the trusted role which allows you to VC and send images

[grim edge]

lmao bro is admitting to getting banned

[covert cosmos]

real

[queen canyon]

thats bannable?

[grim edge]

ya u can only have two accounts max, the second one of them needs to be approved

[covert cosmos]

having multiple chess accounts without permission is bannable

[queen canyon]

oh that sucks

[grim edge]

unless u have a fide master title, but ud still need to partner with cc

[tropic yoke]

yo someone who has trusted role i can send this person brilliant and this person send it here maybe

[warped vigil]

not at your level

[queen canyon]

sure ig dm

[warped vigil]

no

[west wolf]

the reason I have that many is bc I can’t remember the e-mails I used

[grim edge]

still not a good substantive

[tropic yoke]

whats your favourite opening

[grim edge]

sicilian is mid

french>>>

[smoky plank]

Why are you pinging me about something I wrote almost a year ago?

[tropic yoke]

spanish > sicilian my opinion

[grim edge]

no ill play my signature duras gambit

[tropic yoke]

i mean sicilian is good too but i play ruy lopez

[grim edge]

meh i play kings gambit

[tropic yoke]

oh sorry

[grim edge]

istg kf7 theory is crazy

[nimble niche]

Fred opening

[teal dragon]

😍😍

[grim edge]

rip

[grim edge]

oh hello alice

[foggy anchor]

Bobby said the kings gambit was refuted

[grim edge]

mhm fred up on top

[west wolf]

dies anyone know how inaccuracies work?

[teal dragon]

Hi wallilope

[grim edge]

real carried me from 1700 to 1900

[grim edge]

NO DONT SAY THAT IVE STOPPED CALLING ZAX WAX

[tropic yoke]

if its good that i play sometimes albin countergambit on queen?

(i am 700)

[teal dragon]

It can be good if you learn your theory

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-20131839

[grim edge]

ig so, but i play old benoni or benko when they play d4

[foggy anchor]

Worse than good moves and better than mistakes

[grim edge]

i expected gilbert

[covert cosmos]

w

[grim edge]

um

[queen canyon]

@tropic yoke

[foggy anchor]

And blunders, mistakes, inaccuracies are calculated based on how much they reduce the eval bar

[tropic yoke]

thanks

[foggy anchor]

likewise, brilliants, best moves, great, goods also how much they reduce the elo bar

[grim edge]

embed fail rip

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[pine bison]

Rip

[foggy anchor]

Because the eval bar is constantly reducing, you can never increase it with a brilliant move because the eval bar assumes you play that brilliant move

[queen canyon]

skill issue

[restive storm]

lol

[fast kiln]

Skill issue

[fast kiln]

I love you

[grim edge]

yo mods flood

[covert cosmos]

shut

[sullen plinth]

For the touch move rule,if there a no legal move piece and you touch it, then is it illegal?

[grim edge]

come on

[pine bison]

Mod flood?

[grim edge]

why deleted

[queen canyon]

image perms is necessary for a happy life

[foggy anchor]

No

[grim edge]

i mean its a flood 💀 mbmb

[solid condor]

bro why tf are you using that color for your name

[pine bison]

Pain ♡

[solid condor]

use the cyan one

[grim edge]

pain ❤️

[foggy anchor]

In an IRL tournament somebody picked up his rook in opening position and put it down, it's legal

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/stocking-anarchy-gif-25069453

[grim edge]

[pine bison]

@grim edge ayo stop it

[foggy anchor]

It's unethical to do it though because it's annoying

[solid condor]

i can't see your name

[grim edge]

"pain"

[grim edge]

blud u looking forward to timeout or what 💀

[foggy anchor]

Legal but unethical

Like the life of a lawyer

[covert cosmos]

SHUT

[sullen plinth]

Ah ok

[queen canyon]

stfu dude

[pine bison]

Ok

[grim edge]

boring

damn bluds in timeout now

am gonna get timed out in 20 sec

[solid condor]

bro you velma+wednesday fusion pfp of a mod just mute that mf

[tropic yoke]

if you take its mate in 7

forced

[pine bison]

Yes @grim edge

[queen canyon]

you are really good if you found that nice

[broken portal]

Yo nugette

Remember me

[tropic yoke]

i have only 700 but i was thinking maybe it will work

[pine bison]

Who tf is velma

[broken portal]

From wher3

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-bruh-meme-gif-25223449

[tropic yoke]

sadly he didnt grab

[broken portal]

WHAT DID U DO LOL

[solid condor]

you know these guys?

[teal dragon]

Yall think i got this?! 🔥🗣️🗣️

[pine bison]

Shooby doo?

[broken portal]

Fine

[pine bison]

Idk who tf velma is tho

[covert cosmos]

no :l

[grim edge]

mm

[solid condor]

oh damn

[cedar cairn]

its the girl

[tropic yoke]

i mean rook d8 and its dangerous after queen d6 but yes its easy win for you 🔥

[cedar cairn]

bro doesn't know the scooby doo characters

imagine not knowing scooby doo lore

[tropic yoke]

what elo is this @teal dragon

[foggy anchor]

velmas the nerd girl with brown hair in the middle

[pine bison]

@solid condor my pfp is 'technic angel' btw if u were curious

[solid condor]

oh kay

[teal dragon]

Me against a 300

[pine bison]

Gotcha

[teal dragon]

Lmao

[solid condor]

looks like an emo live action velma to me

[tropic yoke]

he is 300 elo

[pine bison]

Appreciate the effor👌

[broken portal]

Why would u get banned for that

[tropic yoke]

maybe he doesnt se this

[queen canyon]

black is hopeless, despairing, without hope, in despair, desperate, dejected downhearted, despondent, demoralized, disconsolate, downcast, wretched ,woebegone

[covert cosmos]

racist

[grim edge]

^

[sullen plinth]

I wonder what if my opponent call arbiter saying I move illegal move but it not. Will my opponent get punish or no?

[tropic yoke]

if black doesnt see this its andrea botez

[pine bison]

No

[covert cosmos]

wtf happened

[sullen plinth]

ok

[tropic yoke]

calm black is alexandra botez

[covert cosmos]

real

[broken portal]

I did

[tropic yoke]

its just matter of time

[foggy berry]

hey there 👋

[plush oak]

hello

[queen canyon]

hey, connect your account

[foggy berry]

aight

[queen canyon]

use /connect

it gives you access to useful chess channels that help you improve

lichess links not allowed

[slender talon]

k

[queen canyon]

lmao i made the exact same thing at school in 6th grade

[slender talon]

so

[queen canyon]

delete that link, please

[foggy berry]

i was here before
on a different acc though
recently switched on this one

[queen canyon]

oh alright

[slender talon]

https://play.chess.com/2Y3rU

[queen canyon]

what

[grim edge]

[pine bison]

Pley chess

[slender talon]

itz blitz

[solid condor]

well then since you're on a new account here you better try to connect it

[queen canyon]

chess.com to be more exact

[slender talon]

why are u mini modding

are u a mod

[foggy berry]

i did lmfao
i reconnected my chess.com to this account instead of the old one

[stable bear]

Don’t you hate when ur playing a really good game and accidentally do a botez gambit

[queen canyon]

no but i am an important contributor to the server

[foggy berry]

bruh
chess is the name of the game

💀

[solid condor]

idk the difference between the trusted and the connected role so i thought you weren't lol

[slender talon]

how

[foggy berry]

oh lmao

[coral herald]

hi i have a question how do i get the points bar like levy has in his vids

[queen canyon]

i just help people

[foggy anchor]

I've definitely seen this before but where

[solid condor]

town of salem is kind of boring

[coral herald]

oh

[slender talon]

lichess < chess com < chess 24 <otb

[pine bison]

Old enough to marry

[pine bison]

God, I wish this was me

[coral herald]

so how do i get the board and stuff like levy uses when he teaches us diff openings and stuff

[undone bridge]

😭

[pine bison]

@grim edge really

[queen canyon]

already you

[undone bridge]

damn i just changd my name too

[solid condor]

bro wtf

[queen canyon]

@grim edge dont be sexist

[pine bison]

Doubt

[foggy anchor]

Why

[pine bison]

Vacation was very epico

Thanks

[slender talon]

https://play.chess.com/2Y3rU

[prisma flume]

do we have gm's here?

[pine bison]

Yes

[undone bridge]

even better, american 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[queen canyon]

nothing is real about that, also dont compare genders, races or religions

[restive storm]

guylo ren is a gm

[pine bison]

Saw some epic art on my vacation

[undone bridge]

oleksandr bortnyk

[queen canyon]

how is it called

[solid condor]

bro ghost don't push it too much, you aren't even allowed to say ||d||uck here

[queen canyon]

i said no arguing about genders.

[pine bison]

Zoom in on the card lol

[pine bison]

@grim edge are you just here to argue?

[queen canyon]

still cant see im on PC

[undone bridge]

the state of california has a larger population than the country of canada

[queen canyon]

just pls tell i want to look up a better photo @pine bison

[stuck kestrel]

i have it

[prisma flume]

fr?

[stuck kestrel]

yep, goof master

[foggy anchor]

Fr man over for Canadians

[stuck kestrel]

Tokyo has a bigger population than canada

[queen canyon]

thanks

[prisma flume]

ayoo lol

[foggy anchor]

false

[stuck kestrel]

its morbin time

[stuck kestrel]

Look it up

[pine bison]

YES POLSKA GUROM

[foggy anchor]

Just did

[teal dragon]

SCREAMING

[stuck kestrel]

What are the stats

[undone bridge]

you flagged them? lol

[solid condor]

LOL

[restive storm]

Qef1

[foggy anchor]

Tokyo 14mm Canada 38.25mm

[teal dragon]

Even better

[stuck kestrel]

lmao

[foggy anchor]

California 39.24mm

[undone bridge]

😭

[spark sage]

What's mm ?

[foggy anchor]

Also Australia is 25.69mm

[stuck kestrel]

tokyo is 38 million

[foggy anchor]

so California even beats Australia

[teal dragon]

He asked

[stuck kestrel]

stop capping bruh

ur braincells are 0

[teal dragon]

Lesgo

[foggy anchor]

Unless it grew by 24.04mm in 2021-2023, not likely

[stuck kestrel]

Bro are u kidding me 😂

[undone bridge]

japan is losing population

[foggy anchor]

million, it's a latin tradition (m = 1000, mm = 1000 1000 = 1,000,000)

[undone bridge]

fifth degree development moment

[teal dragon]

5 or 10 please

[stuck kestrel]

@foggy anchor

[pine bison]

I'll increase it

[undone bridge]

millimetres

[pine bison]

[undone bridge]

🤯

[pine bison]

[undone bridge]

i'm on computer so i don't have the warthog exploding head smh

[solid condor]

@grim edge get yourself banned speedrun any%

[undone bridge]

someone send it PLS 🙏

[stuck kestrel]

men like waifus more than real women

ur mum told me

[foggy anchor]

I was only looking at the population in the city itself. If we are talking about the wider metro area, obviously you are right. But neither of us clarified

[stuck kestrel]

i thought you were smart enough to realise that

but ok

[undone bridge]

ik you're joking, but it's actually cus better education for women, higher standard of living, lower infant mortality rate, etc.

[stuck kestrel]

????

[undone bridge]

😶

[sly ledge]

what

[stuck kestrel]

😐

[solid condor]

ye women are often more privileged than men in a lot of countries

in others it's the opposite though

[undone bridge]

🤨

[stuck kestrel]

its the other way

[undone bridge]

idk if you should be discussing this here

[grim edge]

yes

[solid condor]

probably not

[grim edge]

I kind of agree

[solid condor]

depends on the country

[regal bay]

literal pure luck

[grim edge]

sometimes women are overreacting that men always take the blame for everything lol

[stuck kestrel]

most countries

[undone bridge]

how did your rook move from h2

[foggy anchor]

Found out the cheat sheet for women tonight

Just ask them about food

[gentle steppe]

[undone bridge]

iran

[grim edge]

my country

[foggy anchor]

You cannot go wrong

[regal bay]

promotion obv

[solid condor]

united states

[undone bridge]

ahh yes i'm stypid

it's provisional rating

[stuck kestrel]

America

[regal bay]

higher elo most likely

[undone bridge]

wot

[median steppe]

Anyone wanna play some rapid unrated

[stuck kestrel]

you cant lmao

[regal bay]

the dude with higher elo loses points even when it's a draw

[restive storm]

provisional rating

[solid condor]

women have the right to not tell their husband about them being pregnant

[stuck kestrel]

thats crazy

[undone bridge]

not always, and you won't lose that much, unless it's provisional rating

[solid condor]

exactly

[nimble niche]

is this supposed to be sarcastic?

[undone bridge]

what does this mean

[solid condor]

if you're a man and just got divorced, you basically have to just accept that half your stuff and your kids are gonna go away

[sly ledge]

in which country?