💬〡general-off-topic

[hazy merlin]

mice username (my parents are sharing dna

[undone bridge]

alright sorry you didn't cheat. you just have new account, 95% accuracy in a complex middlegame, and like 5 seconds per move, even in time scramble. 100% legit. sorry i accused you, i was wrong

[strange bloom]

can you send the link to that game?

[undone bridge]

https://chess.com/game/live/83195095639

[worn ice]

KNVBea (1939) vs. 3NT1TYY (1338)

Move List

1. b3 d5 2. Bb2 Bg4 3. h3 Bh5 4. g3 Nc6 5. Bg2 e5 6. d3 f5 7. Nd2 Nf6 8. Ngf3 Qd6 9. c4 O-O-O 10. Qc2 e4 11. Nh4 Nb4 12. Qc3 d4 13. Qc1 exd3 14. O-O dxe2 15. Re1 g6 16. a3 Nd3 17. Qc2 Nxe1 18. Rxe1 d3 19. Qc3 Bh6 20. Nhf3 Bxf3 21. Nxf3 Ne4 22. Nd2 

[solar horizon]

are you being sarcastic? and this is my second account, (they let me create another)

[undone bridge]

and https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83194552789?tab=review this game he flagged 😭 using 5 seconds per move on each move despite having 20 seconds left

[worn ice]

KNVBea (1939) vs. 3NT1TYY (1338)

Move List

1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c6 4. Nf3 d6 5. Be2 Nd7 6. Be3 Ngf6 7. h3 O-O 8. Qd2 b5 9. Bh6 b4 10. Nd1 Nxe4 11. Qe3 Ndf6 12. Bxg7 Kxg7 13. O-O c5 14. dxc5 Nxc5 15. c3 a5 16. Re1 Bb7 17. Nd4 e5 18. Nf3 Nd5 19. Qd2 f6 20. Ne3 bxc3 21. bxc3 Nxe3 22. Qxe3 Rb8 23. Rad1 Bc6 24. Qd2 d5 25. Bf1 Ne4 26. Qc2 Qe7 27. Nh2 Qa3 28. Bd3 

[strange bloom]

I mean, it's not obvious

[balmy rampart]

e

[solar horizon]

are you implying that i cheat too?

[strange bloom]

what? of course not

[undone bridge]

why would they do that?

[desert lagoon]

the games look very engine like tho

[strange bloom]

it's just kinda suspicious for 1338

[undone bridge]

the move times are quite interdasting, imo

help with what, the color?

[desert lagoon]

im pretty good at attacking but these opposite side castling attacks were pretty much flawless

[solar horizon]

i dont play much blitz

[desert lagoon]

i dont believe any 1300 can attack like that

[sleek zealot]

defense > attacking

[next raft]

im stuck at 650 elo 😔

[strange bloom]

you dont play anything at all

[sleek zealot]

since when

[strange bloom]

just do puzzles

[solar horizon]

damn this kinda pissing me off

[next raft]

649>lose>648>lose>647

[solar horizon]

think what you want mfs it wont change anything

[next raft]

2 days

[undone bridge]

in the first game, every move after move 2 by the 1300 was between 5 and 7 seconds

[next raft]

i do, i am at stone tier

[fading spruce]

Hey guys

[sleek zealot]

so you're not stuck

[fading spruce]

I’m green now

[undone bridge]

albino you're not very albino

[desert lagoon]

yeah and he somehow flagged

[next raft]

i mean i keep coming back to 650 not gaining any elo

[undone bridge]

you're just a jalepeno now

[desert lagoon]

very suspicious

[fading spruce]

It’s the stem

[wispy spindle]

how

[undone bridge]

yeah, funny he didn't speed up at all at any point in time

but tbh that's very legit

[wispy spindle]

i wana be red

[undone bridge]

any normal human would do that

[strange bloom]

because gaining elo is a long process

[wispy spindle]

@fading spruce pls

[fading spruce]

Bast Thanos snapped me away but we defeated him with Tony Stark

[undone bridge]

zamn!

[wispy spindle]

how jalapeno

[latent pebble]

Why is bro green

[wispy spindle]

pls

[undone bridge]

he got band

[latent pebble]

ez

[wispy spindle]

i wana be color

[desert lagoon]

yeah, i wouldnt be sussed out if it was only that but the pawnstorms with black with correct reaction in the center is just too sus

[wispy spindle]

@upbeat viper make me color

[latent pebble]

Begging much

[desert lagoon]

when i was 1300 i woulda hung my queen in the middle of the attack

[wispy spindle]

we have a love hate relationship trust

[undone bridge]

yeh the moves were very strong, he's an amazing player

[latent pebble]

#reaction-roles orange when it’s been decades

[upbeat viper]

no

[wispy spindle]

pls

[latent pebble]

More like a one-sided relationship

he prolly doesn’t know you

[wispy spindle]

the one side is him muting me

[sleek zealot]

yeah when you have that ugly aquamarine you would want one too 💀

[wispy spindle]

he mutes me everyday…..

[latent pebble]

W bastouraa

[wispy spindle]

deletes all my images 😢

[latent pebble]

based or nah?

[wispy spindle]

😭

[wispy spindle]

even deleted this

[fading spruce]

Dont

[latent pebble]

uh

[next raft]

also some ppl say 650 isn't my actual elo bc i have only played 46 rated games,but i've defeated multiple 670-700s am i 600 or nah?

[undone bridge]

nice flowchart

very useful

[desert lagoon]

i love girls

[teal dragon]

Alice is free!!

[strange bloom]

yeah you're 650

[echo seal]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-ratatouille-reaction-gif-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-25892318

[solar horizon]

h

[desert lagoon]

please stop implying that im gay

cuz its provably not true

[fading spruce]

Anime pfp

[echo seal]

Check

[teal dragon]

Someone who is comfortable in their sexuality wouldnt have to prove that🙃🙃🙃

[desert lagoon]

thats not anime thats my girlfriend

[undone bridge]

on god

[fading spruce]

💀💀💀

[desert lagoon]

very unbased words

[undone bridge]

wow your gf is very kawaii desu chan :3

[wispy spindle]

you look like lizzo ❤️

[desert lagoon]

indeeed uwu ><

[wispy spindle]

(Someone who is comfortable with their weight would be fine with this)

[teal dragon]

Cool

[undone bridge]

that's not how ppl usually use that

[desert lagoon]

the only cute d4 player i know is anna cramling btw

[undone bridge]

what about aman hambleton?

[spiral badger]

とてもかわい

[undone bridge]

he is very cutey patootie

[teal dragon]

I aint offended if someone calls me lizzo

[desert lagoon]

please speak english we are not japan

[solar horizon]

and?

[undone bridge]

you didn't say this to me

[desert lagoon]

cuz you are not speak japan

[spiral badger]

Bruh

[desert lagoon]

btw real question

[undone bridge]

wait why is cow's milk and vegan milk the only two options? what if it's not cow's milk or vegan milk?

[untold quail]

i made it into the 900s

[undone bridge]

capture bishop?

[desert lagoon]

is it racist to immitate the japanese accent for fun? since its a developped country like the us

[teal dragon]

yeah

[undone bridge]

nice

[undone bridge]

yes

[wispy spindle]

what else would it be

[teal dragon]

I went on to lose the game even a rook up in the endgame 😭😭😭😭😭

[fading spruce]

Bruh what does development have to do with anything?

[desert lagoon]

why would it be tho

[fading spruce]

If anything that statement is even more racist

[untold quail]

0 mistakes, 0 blunders, 0 missed wins. However my opponent played like they were rated 400 so

[teal dragon]

I dont fking know what happened i should quit chess 😭😭😭

[undone bridge]

i wanna say somehting but it might get me muted so i'm not gonna say it

[desert lagoon]

who cares if someone immitates french, english, american accents?

[undone bridge]

goat milk

[wispy spindle]

i can make a very racist french accent just trust me

[undone bridge]

cus those are white accents

[teal dragon]

No politics guys!!

[undone bridge]

i'm gonna stop talking now before i get banned lol

😶

[wispy spindle]

they are not gonna cater their beautiful measuring system to heretics

[spiral badger]

I don’t think trying to imitate japanese accent is racist

[teal dragon]

💀ok but unrated

[undone bridge]

what about pea milk?

[teal dragon]

Sure

[wispy spindle]

that’s vegan????

[desert lagoon]

im half chinese, and strongly believe that this is very racist

[undone bridge]

huh?

[final condor]

When hanging the queen spooked the opponent so bad it led to forced mate

[wispy spindle]

wdym huh

[fading spruce]

This isn’t politics but this is much worse

[undone bridge]

well i'm full chinese so my opinion matters more

[fading spruce]

No Lichess links

[next raft]

also is tennison gambit icbm the worst opening you can play?

[desert lagoon]

thats so damn false

[final condor]

Grob and ware enter chat

[undone bridge]

no, it was a joke.

[next raft]

can be easily stopped by just developing and not attacking

[undone bridge]

goofy ahh borg

[next raft]

and the opponent will be up 2 pawns

[next raft]

no wait 1

[undone bridge]

@fading spruce where all your messages go

oh wait they're all there

[final condor]

So uh

[fading spruce]

What do you mean?

[final condor]

How is everyone doing

[fading spruce]

My messages are back?

[undone bridge]

yeah

[fading spruce]

Nice

[undone bridge]

it says yu have 4k again

[fading spruce]

Bast truly is the homie ong

[undone bridge]

W

[teal dragon]

/profile

[final condor]

Brother just check their profile

[undone bridge]

common Base W

[teal dragon]

/profile

Ffs

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 899 (1386 peak)

[teal dragon]

There

Yh bullet not my thing

[river kelp]

Just played against my grandpa ( USSR chess master of sport candidate btw) and, well, lost💀

[teal dragon]

.

Ok im quitting chess

That was a violation

[river kelp]

He is a positional player

[fading spruce]

Just play the Crab

[teal dragon]

Rub it in why not

Lost to a 300 go me

[final condor]

[sleek zealot]

OMG GUYS INACCURACY !!!!!

[undone bridge]

what, Rxc3?

[teal dragon]

Sobbing

[final condor]

He still hung it anyways

@grim edge I wanted to play down the file but forgot about the pawn

Bishop takes f2

Yes

Ooga ooga ooga

Finding m2 after was funny

[teal dragon]

Like 3500

Even more

[river kelp]

If Pawn takes knight, Queen to h5 check, king moves to e7, Queen f7, King D6 and then bishop f4 mate?

[teal dragon]

What are u calculating

[sleek zealot]

thats what i was thinking but stockfish as you know is always unimpressed

[teal dragon]

Total

Shush i wasnt ready

I never play bullet

Fumbled the opening

[river kelp]

You missed an opportunity to develop a pawn🤓🤓(literally mate)

[sleek zealot]

well its mate if he takes but it aint checkers

[glossy radish]

hi

[sleek oriole]

hi

[teal dragon]

Hello

[cunning pecan]

hi

[sleek zealot]

heres an actual brilliant which stockfish didn't cry about

[latent pebble]

Why do you have her Insta 💀

[prime quest]

Im crazy

[sleek zealot]

wait what did you take

[teal dragon]

Bishop

[latent pebble]

Trash

[wispy spindle]

let’s play 8 ball

[teal dragon]

Dont care

[sleek zealot]

oh yeah you cant fork cuz the bishop is there nice move

[wispy spindle]

what’s the worst chess variant

[teal dragon]

Yeye

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[sleek zealot]

koth and crazyhouse both suck

[latent pebble]

Hating because I’m the goat 😼

[cunning pecan]

Im looking for a 1. d4 player trying to test out some new openings against 2. c4 and London
ping me if youre down to play

[sleek zealot]

as well as antichess

[teal dragon]

@cunning pecan i play d4 c4

[latent pebble]

bad

[cunning pecan]

Perfect

[teal dragon]

Where was the hate?

[mild nest]

maybe

[latent pebble]

anti-nimzo or

[undone bridge]

white to play and win (from black's pov cus i was black in the game)

[novel moat]

Thats evil

[glossy radish]

moo

[latent pebble]

Bd5 realllll

[cunning pecan]

@teal dragon sent link through dms

[teal dragon]

Ok

[analog kraken]

if you get banned for racism does it count as "fair play" ban?

[novel moat]

No

[mild nest]

no

[undone bridge]

no, it's abuse

[latent pebble]

no, abuse

[analog kraken]

thanks

facts

theyre garbage i dont like arsenal either

[next raft]

is this guy cheating?

[next raft]

he probably is

[mystic stream]

Rxc6 kxc6 bd5 kxd5 d7

[next raft]

0% win is impossible

[novel moat]

That's just mean

[mystic stream]

[novel moat]

[wispy spindle]

https://lichess.org/tP0n4yXI

[sleek zealot]

bruh

[glossy radish]

why is chess.com following justin bieber on insta

[next raft]

who?

[dim ridge]

your opinion is valid

[covert cosmos]

wochugo

[dim ridge]

simply cuz of your name

[dim ridge]

what

[wispy spindle]

imagine getting checkmated in koth

[next raft]

the guy i sent?

mybad

[next raft]

wdym he has played above 3k

[dusty pagoda]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/83197644861

[cursive shell]

Can you tell me a key with the following conditions:

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• It must contain a minimum of 8 characters and a maximum of 16.
• The vowel letters Ñ and <, >, ", ' are considered invalid characters.
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• Your password must not contain the same letter or number repeated consecutively.
• Your password must be different from the last 6 including the current one.
• Respect upper and lower case letters.

[worn ice]

Alixdlong (1974) vs. Alaniz33 (1918)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f5 3. exf5 e4 4. Nd4 d5 5. Qh5+ g6 6. fxg6 Qf6 7. g7+ Kd8 8. gxh8=B Qxh8 9. Qxd5+ Bd6 10. Nb5 Ne7 11. Nxd6 Nxd5 12. Nf7+ Ke7 13. Nxh8 Nc6 14. b3 Ncb4 15. Na3 Bf5 16. Bc4 b5 17. Bxd5 Nxd5 18. Bb2 Nf6 19. g4 Bxg4 20. Rg1 Bf5 21. Rg7+ Ke6 22. Rxc7 Nd5 23. Nxb5 Rxh8 24. Bxh8 a6 25. Nd4+ 

[next raft]

takes 6-10 seconds to make a move

even if he has only 1 move

[keen star]

you playing the stupid game?

[cursive shell]

which

[next raft]

3175 games

[bright glade]

i lost to skippy

[keen star]

this one?

[cursive shell]

no

[viral ravine]

how can I add a picture

[glossy radish]

connect account

[worn ice]

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[viral ravine]

thank you sir

[glossy radish]

and then use /trust

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1910 (1910 peak)
Bullet: 1896 (1896 peak)

[glossy radish]

dude wth

@upbeat viper

[viral ravine]

ok I thought it was a troll link

[grim edge]

not if I play e4,e5,Nf3,Nc6, resign 0-1

[glossy radish]

i don’t wanna get sued bast

[mild nest]

calm down

u suck at chess

[glossy radish]

mf u calm down

[viral ravine]

I still can't send pics

[glossy radish]

ever heard of patience?

[viral ravine]

patience doesn't get you a dope password

[dusty pagoda]

my opponent lost half of his pieces and stockfish still think my opponent has 0 blunders

[glossy radish]

reword that

[viral ravine]

I followed the steps

[glossy radish]

okay the bit must hate you then

[viral ravine]

password dope a you get doesn't patience?

[dusty pagoda]

ok send

[cursive shell]

who sent me the answer?

[glossy radish]

what?

[viral ravine]

EDP445 last words online?

[viral ravine]

you said reword so I put the words in a different order

[fiery beacon]

Why is transposing into an albin counter-gambit bad if the albin counter-gambit is considered a legitimate opening?

[dusty pagoda]

what?

[glossy radish]

the i

[south loom]

Do any of u guys play chess

[glossy radish]

no

[viral ravine]

get it cuz he likes kids and when you ask for

nvm

[glossy radish]

yeah, if that doesn’t work then Y

[undone bridge]

yes! my opponent didn't find it lol

[glossy radish]

y is a vowel sometimes

[dusty pagoda]

ok

[glossy radish]

hooray

[viral ravine]

your bio is so real

[glossy radish]

HUH

[grim edge]

remember guys, always spam draw offers when losing, the faster you click the quicker they resign

[glossy radish]

ew lichess users

[viral ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

bruh its a gif

[glossy radish]

bruh so what

[viral ravine]

penice

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1118337205748908113/1120542634579083324/image0.gif

[frigid field]

amateur

[glossy radish]

loser

[grim edge]

me when I blunder a queen:
"book draw."
69 draw offers

[frigid field]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/441805394323439648/1126653177949863936/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[frigid field]

cant relate

[viral ravine]

you're the first name in my note

@frigid field you are the second

[glossy radish]

loser

[frigid field]

how dare you

[glossy radish]

go cry

[solar grotto]

Chess anyone?

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/no-image-perm-nostalgia-critic-jambanreborn-gif-19193919

[frigid field]

nah, im down for shogi tho

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986941588641022002/986956000739356732/hapee.gif

[glossy radish]

wanna play?

[frigid field]

sure

[solar grotto]

i dont know what that is?

[teal dragon]

Not so great afterall

[worn ice]

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Blitz: 1910 (1910 peak)
Bullet: 1896 (1896 peak)

[frigid field]

(Japanese chess)

[glossy radish]

it’s fine not everyone does

[solar grotto]

can i watch?

[viral ravine]

you act like your pfp

[frigid field]

uh sure

[frigid field]

ill dm you link

[glossy radish]

you make no sense

nice try on the insult though

[frigid field]

and then whoever wants to join can do so via the link I send here in a moment

[viral ravine]

oh come one that the most sensical thing I will ever say here

[glossy radish]

give me about five minutes to learn while we playing

[frigid field]

I thought you knew how

[glossy radish]

i learn quick

[frigid field]

lol

[glossy radish]

i swear

[next raft]

fr

[grim edge]

albin is dubious and would never be something the engine considers good

[viral ravine]

penice

[glossy radish]

wha

[frigid field]

@glossy radish check dms

[next raft]

he does are you like blind?

[frigid field]

gave you link

[narrow orchid]

noob

[next raft]

or are you saying the thing only works for 11 games?

like most recent 11

[teal dragon]

@viral ravine
Genesis 38: 8-10

[frigid field]

https://lishogi.org/kl3W1sYh alright whoever wants to watch can do so here

[viral ravine]

what

[grim edge]

Oh my god. you played an englund and they played c4. the engine would have played exd4 then would have made them capture with the queen, then play Nc6, winning a tempo

[high oasis]

yay bible

[teal dragon]

Its a very funny story

[next raft]

does the thingy only show the most recent 11 games?

[viral ravine]

the fact that you didn't use the acronym for your first sentence is the reason pepper spray was invented

[viral ravine]

how

[teal dragon]

Read it

[high oasis]

well he was too proud to do Gods will it’s actually sad.

[frigid field]

@glossy radish

[viral ravine]

I have read the whole book, I don't quite see the humour in it

[teal dragon]

Too proud to impregnate his brothers wife 💀💀💀

[narrow orchid]

11 game winstreak is noob

[frigid field]

more than just "extra squares"

[high oasis]

yeah me neither

[narrow orchid]

whats ur elo

[lethal sleet]

real

[grim edge]

Sup rozimo

[high oasis]

im glad i can read greek. nice name, aleksandros @viral ravine

[next raft]

then what the ever living f##k did he spend his 3164 games on 💀

i see the 11 games now

[grim edge]

Oof

[next raft]

im just confused

[teal dragon]

Connect your account

[grim edge]

Ghost

Sup mairos

[teal dragon]

Finally a cool person

[viral ravine]

greek?

[high oasis]

yeah its greek

[teal dragon]

Ofc🤭🤭

[grim edge]

Ngl, the opening I love playing against the most is the scandi. It's such an easy opening to play against

[viral ravine]

no I mean, you speak greek?

[high oasis]

a little

im studying it

koine greek

[grim edge]

Like with the white pieces you have such a straight forward setup and many possibilities to trap their queen

[viral ravine]

same

[high oasis]

nice bro

[viral ravine]

oh, nice

[teal dragon]

What elo?

[grim edge]

1200

[teal dragon]

Not bad

[frigid field]

well, v is stalling, anyone else wish to try shogi?

[teal dragon]

No

[fossil epoch]

kalispera?

[teal dragon]

Shogi needs visual pieces i cant read kanji

[grim edge]

tf u mean most 1200's know some openings

[fossil epoch]

Not completely though

They know basic ideas of some openings

[frigid field]

If thats the case, just use a westernized piece set

I even have an internationalized shogi set irl

[teal dragon]

Omg it has that? Ok im down

[fossil epoch]

ew scandinavian

[cursive shell]

wanna play shogi?

[frigid field]

ye, just go to the "learn" tab and it gets easy

[teal dragon]

Scandi is a pretty common opening at low elo

[grim edge]

the scandi is also really easy because unless they play the modern you play:
e4,d5,exd5, Qxd5, Nc3, <move the queen>, d4

boom you have a great position

[teal dragon]

Ive played it twice or so lets just hop right in

[fossil epoch]

I personally prefer Nf3 after queen move but yeah

[next raft]

and you are emptier than a black hole

[frigid field]

In a bit, im already in the middle of a game against @glossy radish

https://lishogi.org/kl3W1sYh you can watch here

[teal dragon]

Dammit

[grim edge]

both are good, but I think d4 is slightly better since it prevents them from moving their knight to Nc6

[frigid field]

I think its almost checkmate tho lol

it will likely be over soon

[fossil epoch]

Yeah that makes sense
You are probably gonna play the other move on the next turn anyways

[glossy radish]

you’re embarrassing me i’m gonna lose this game so badly

[frigid field]

my king do be bing chilling in the center

[frigid field]

you said youre new, theres no harm in a loss

nobody expects a beginner to win, its okay.

[glossy radish]

[frigid field]

nothing to be embarrased about id say

[keen star]

best move?

[fossil epoch]

Rh6+!!

[keen star]

thanks

[grim edge]

wow

[narrow orchid]

Rh6

[grim edge]

just finished watching a boxing fight

shi went down

[frigid field]

Well im actually throwing now

[frozen hull]

who was it

[keen star]

wrong

[narrow orchid]

Rh6 is a mate in 3

[grim edge]

Gib vs Jarvis then main even was nunes vs kenny

[novel moat]

Rh6+

[fossil epoch]

Rh6+ not Rg6+ my bad

[grim edge]

awesome fights ngl

[keen star]

Rh2+

[narrow orchid]

oh Rh2 g2 works too

[next raft]

your surname is martin

[novel moat]

[narrow orchid]

but Rh6 has more style 🗿

[grim edge]

Pikachu

[fossil epoch]

frfr

[keen star]

its not best legal move

[fossil epoch]

It's more forcing

[grim edge]

EDGY YASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[narrow orchid]

opinion rejected

Rh6 supremacy

[grim edge]

How was the date zax

[next raft]

un-reject

[grim edge]

oh its still next week lol

[frozen hull]

did jarvis win

[grim edge]

what elo do you guys have?

gimme my time man

Nice

[next raft]

650 💀

[grim edge]

Gib won, i was betting on him winning insane fight tho both were strong

[grim edge]

I am 1000 i am a gm on a good day tho

[humble oyster]

should I get diamond or platinum?

[grim edge]

bruh seriusly

I am joking btw don't bully me

[frozen hull]

dam 😦

[narrow orchid]

neither is worth it

[next raft]

none

[glossy radish]

i wanna slep

[grim edge]

Diamond for

@grim edge GM confirmed

im 1426

[narrow orchid]

all i can do is slap

[grim edge]

i can put a magic spell what will make you sleep

byee

[humble oyster]

I need the analysis though

[next raft]

just make 50 thousand accounts to do unlimited puzzles and games

[glossy radish]

screw you

[teal dragon]

@grim edge hi zax did u miss me

[narrow orchid]

use lichess

[humble oyster]

and lichess is kinda lacking

[grim edge]

Hi rosimo

[grim edge]

?

[teal dragon]

WHO DID I PING

[next raft]

just create 50 thousand accounts

[narrow orchid]

lichess analysis is literally better than chess.com analysis

[grim edge]

you always ping the wrong person

[grim edge]

Ikr altho i haven't played in a good while honestly id come back s corpse

[grim edge]

who is zax

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[teal dragon]

Who is u

[grim edge]

who is me

[grim edge]

im me

Zax is a person supposedly

[frigid field]

yo did you still wanna play?

[grim edge]

cap

[glossy radish]

bbbhdjcicc

[teal dragon]

Yeah

[humble oyster]

alright lichess it is ig, they dont explain puzzles though.

[grim edge]

who is you

Zax is not a person it seems

[teal dragon]

Im not alice

[grim edge]

Zax doesnt have rights either

[grim edge]

@teal dragon i found this one here take it

[narrow orchid]

chess.com doesnt explain puzzles either, also if you mean in the game review thing, that thing is ass anyway

[grim edge]

Sup v

[grim edge]

#gimme my rights back

[teal dragon]

In a minion ayo 🧐🧐

[grim edge]

You never had any in the first place what is there to give back

[teal dragon]

@frigid field u gonna send a link or smth?

[humble oyster]

okay ill run the analysis in lichess

[floral moth]

Human fact of the day 169! There is actually a correlation between increased rainfall and reduced crime rate. This is likely because people are more likely to commit crime while under the influence of alcohol, and the rain may deter people from getting that alcohol.

[grim edge]

@glossy radish SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[teal dragon]

Dats crazy

[grim edge]

MEOWMERE you are facanating

[frigid field]

yeah one moment

[teal dragon]

Ogie

[grim edge]

Meowmore is a good artist

[grim edge]

It's more like people are less likely to be outside while it's raining which prevents a lot of crimes from taking place

rather then directly alcohol related

[midnight fjord]

if u wanna play an IM dm me

[grim edge]

blud still knows everthing possible a human know

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

hell no i lost bad

[midnight fjord]

[teal dragon]

Ion wanna get wet when im committing a crime 😡😡😡

[novel moat]

Elliot

[grim edge]

[narrow orchid]

Do you know one?

[grim edge]

Fk u elliot

[midnight fjord]

yeah i think so

[frigid field]

@teal dragon alr check dm's

[midnight fjord]

?

[narrow orchid]

damn thats cool i wish i knew one

[teal dragon]

🫦🫦

[grim edge]

This is what I come to when I join the chat

[midnight fjord]

bros tryna get banned

[grim edge]

I am joking love you elliot

[midnight fjord]

[frigid field]

does anyone want the link from here to watch it?

[grim edge]

Je t'aime ❤️

[grim edge]

imagine waiting outside for 5 hours in the rain to mug someone and no one shows up...

[midnight fjord]

online yes

[grim edge]

I know everything

@runic lark Gudeni explain to me when you see this your GM lore

Blitz

[midnight fjord]

blitz

nobody plays rapid at my level 💀

its full of cheaters 💀

[grim edge]

hackers go brrrrr

[teal dragon]

@frigid field 3 hrs GAHHH DAMN 💀💀💀💀💀

[narrow orchid]

nobody plays rapid at 2k+

[midnight fjord]

i played till 2500

[grim edge]

I wonder why i wonder how i wonder what happened to the good old times

[midnight fjord]

17

[narrow orchid]

not main tho

[grim edge]

I wonder why people cheat at chess

[midnight fjord]

am i having an interview or can i go

[grim edge]

Its a stupid thing yo do honestly

[grim edge]

wtf how tf are we the same age

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

most cheaters now a days use browser extensions that play instantly rather then actually using an engine

[midnight fjord]

i dont go to school

[grim edge]

Whose your favorite naruto character

[midnight fjord]

im turning 18 in 1 month tho bro

[midnight fjord]

isnt it obvious from my pfp

[grim edge]

I am turning 18 in 3

[midnight fjord]

doubt it

[grim edge]

in unrated chess.c*m games I've played a cheater, gotten steamrolled, then rematched and destroyed them with my better engine

[narrow orchid]

bro is turning 18 in 3 decades

[grim edge]

You had an itachi pfp before dude

[grim edge]

I turned 17 1 month ago also happy early birthday

[midnight fjord]

oh yh true

[grave wasp]

lmao the cool fact guy got his own role

[midnight fjord]

what kind of event

[frigid field]

I tend to give people time

[grim edge]

Im pullin an ash Ketchum and staying 18 forever

[grim edge]

Sup alex

[grim edge]

Anitta enjoyed the facts frfr

[novel moat]

[midnight fjord]

pikachu

[grave wasp]

hi

[midnight fjord]

lmao ty

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

[narrow orchid]

you should coach him fr

[midnight fjord]

school waste of time

[grim edge]

caught the mf

Fun fact did you know you could make ice cream by mixing amonia and bleach

[rose thunder]

bro i remember u. u should coach me if u got the time haha

[teal dragon]

Omg pawns are useless in shogi

[grim edge]

anyone wanna 1v1 me real quick
https://www.cylinderchess.com/

[midnight fjord]

programming school tho >>>

[narrow orchid]

i aint clicking that

[grim edge]

You have prospects in chess so i guess its useless for you

[midnight fjord]

yeah true

[grim edge]

ok

[midnight fjord]

i dont really

[grim edge]

ur probably a 200 elo cylinder chess player

Youre an IM

@grim edge you GM

The average gm earns like 100k a year

wtf

[midnight fjord]

in your dreams

[grim edge]

If i was i wouldnt be broke

[narrow orchid]

no lol

[grim edge]

thats the most cap thing i seen in life

[grim edge]

IMs probably earn 200$ unless their name is Levy

[midnight fjord]

u can google elliot papadiamandis

[narrow orchid]

levy isnt considered IM hes FM strength 🗿

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

also average GMs defiently do not make that much lmfao

[midnight fjord]

im august

[grim edge]

I guess i am wrong then that was embarassing

[floral moth]

That is also another factor yes, do you want a gold sticker?

[grim edge]

yeh

Id stick to being a degen then

[midnight fjord]

average gm can earn less than a smart IM

[narrow orchid]

august is a weird name for a boy

[midnight fjord]

[floral moth]

puts one on your face

[grim edge]

Guys how do you defend king side attacks? Thats literally my only weakness...

[grim edge]

the forbidden reality

[narrow orchid]

hes Fm strength

[midnight fjord]

[neon musk]

If a woman achieves a WCM/WFM/WIM/WGM title and then changes gender, do they lose the title?..

[narrow orchid]

why would they

[midnight fjord]

yes in september

its a special school for 1 year

[narrow orchid]

elliot why am i not surprised that you get special education

[midnight fjord]

its special

[midnight fjord]

[dusty pagoda]

they get the trans master

[midnight fjord]

its nothing compared to that

thats becaue its special

yeah like 5 times

i never won it in classical i only finished 2nd

i won it several times in rapid and blitz tho

i won in blitz U20 when i was 14 💀

[grim edge]

wait, isn't the title based on sex, not gender?

idk

[upbeat viper]

https://www.twitch.tv/assios

lmao

there's a party rn in Norway

with Magnus playing chess

[grim edge]

the woman's titles are kinda dumb. There's no reason to separate chess by sex. Judit Polgar never competed for the Women's World Championship for that reason

last time i searched for a otb tournament near me and typed the location google maps really said: 24 HOUR DRIVE

[upbeat viper]

in a lc bullet tournament

[grim edge]

lichess hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[dusty pagoda]

the tournament is another side of the world

[midnight fjord]

i remember him

[vernal goblet]

Ima get banned for my skills

Too gud

[upbeat viper]

yeah yeah

didn't know he was an actual DJ

thought it was just a random friend doing random DJ stuff during his streams for fun

:')

[upbeat viper]

def not

[dusty pagoda]

its normal because 200-1500 elo players blunder a lot

[grim edge]

nope. I never blunder. I am a machine

[vernal goblet]

Lmao I blundered queen and still won

[frigid field]

GG

[grim edge]

i am 1200 cylinder chess

that's like 3000 chess.com...

https://www.cylinderchess.com/

get him on

room ID 1341

[dusty pagoda]

botez gambit

[teal dragon]

@teal dragon

[grim edge]

i am tired and was playing random moves

[dusty pagoda]

your name is weird..

[teal dragon]

Youre weird

[grim edge]

mf really hit me with the bishop from the opposite corner of the cylinder...

[mossy comet]

800 in puzzles lets goo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1910 (1910 peak)
Bullet: 1896 (1896 peak)

[latent pebble]

oh no Albert alive again duck will flex his rating for eternity

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2300 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2503 (2503 peak)
Bullet: 2510 (2527 peak)

[last verge]

i worked hard for it

[last verge]

2500 nice

[narrow orchid]

only nm in 2023

[mystic stream]

Ded chat

[grim edge]

something so stupid happened

[narrow orchid]

You?

[grim edge]

wow

[mystic stream]

Wow

[frigid field]

wow

[frigid field]

Bro I absolutely DESPISE when people edit their comments.. Like you got something to hide man??? Damn those people

[teal dragon]

Real

[mystic stream]

[frigid field]

[grim edge]

white took a good min a castled long

[mystic stream]

Bruhh

[teal dragon]

SKULL

[frigid field]

[mystic stream]

Why

[grim edge]

man castled into mate

[mystic stream]

We can see that

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Everyone wants to be mated by zax

[grim edge]

WHAT

[mystic stream]

Only white

[grim edge]

what is my life

[teal dragon]

Cant ever escape it

[mystic stream]

Road to 2000 is ur life

[frigid field]

What do I do in this position? (I'm black btw)

[mystic stream]

@grim edge how u not 2000 but u can beat me

[mystic stream]

Were u charged with blackmail

[frigid field]

Nevermind the details, I just need analysis on this position

[teal dragon]

Show them hands

[mystic stream]

Uh. We're in zugswang. Offer a draw

[vernal goblet]

Feels good man

Back to 1k+ rating

[grim edge]

ive been playing chess for 6 months the learning curve is slower then other games

[frigid field]

[PLAYER RESIGNED]

[teal dragon]

Breathe

[mystic stream]

Resign

[grim edge]

@teal dragon

[mystic stream]

Ur better than me though

[teal dragon]

You little-

[latent pebble]

Washed ah nm

[grim edge]

no brotha

[grim edge]

[mystic stream]

Washed ah 1500

[latent pebble]

I’m not washed if I was never good

[grim edge]

@latent pebble send one of ur games i never saw you play

[mystic stream]

So ur assuming I was good at chess before?!

[latent pebble]

no

[grim edge]

why not

[latent pebble]

uhhh

[mystic stream]

That is assuming my intelligence

[latent pebble]

half-decent

[mystic stream]

Ur going to be canceled on twitter

[teal dragon]

Mefr

[latent pebble]

I can send one where I crushed a 2000 but it was bad

there was some engine Ah line

[grim edge]

send no problemo

[latent pebble]

I missed

[latent pebble]

oke

[frigid field]

I tried the Kings Gambit or whatever, man I hate this game.

[grim edge]

man i really gotta play honkai

[teal dragon]

No

[grim edge]

why lol looks fun

[latent pebble]

https://lichess.org/zEUPhsdI#13

too lazy to unimport it

[still harbor]

HAHA

I found wifi in the country!

[latent pebble]

It was a garbage game

[teal dragon]

Another gacha gambling addiction

[still harbor]

Ello everyone

[latent pebble]

Only game I played today

Played it after I woke up

[grim edge]

@latent pebble W game W tal

[latent pebble]

lmao it was an ass game

[grim edge]

not as bad as i expected

def still a W

[latent pebble]

[grim edge]

[latent pebble]

Engine so goofy

idrc that i missed it tbh im@not doing allat

[teal dragon]

@grim edge i threw this game 😭😭😭

[latent pebble]

Re8 is a blunder apparently 😒

[latent pebble]

Brilliants are useless

[teal dragon]

Read at 00:41

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-alice-in-wonderland-oh-dear-i-do-wish-i-hadnt-cried-so-much-gif-15822762

Rip Alice

[latent pebble]

The 2000 played kinda bad

[grim edge]

2ks are trash

[latent pebble]

yes

[teal dragon]

Yes i cried an ocean

[mystic stream]

Then why can't u get there

[grim edge]

im on break

[latent pebble]

how do I private my account or sum

[grim edge]

there is more to life then chess

[latent pebble]

washed ah nm talking

[mystic stream]

on break from school or chess

[grim edge]

from chess

[latent pebble]

I wake up just to be a d1 hâter of yours

[teal dragon]

How inspirational 👏

[mystic stream]

why âre you â hâter

[teal dragon]

Nothing better to do ig

[grim edge]

Alice lets fight

[latent pebble]

because you don’t rock

[teal dragon]

Ok xx

[latent pebble]

🪨

[mystic stream]

yes i scissor

[latent pebble]

freaky

[teal dragon]

HYAA >:(

[grim edge]

[midnight crescent]

you should know this

[echo seal]

One piece sucks L

[teal dragon]

One piece deez nuts

[echo seal]

[restive storm]

one punch an

[teal dragon]

Suck you 😩

[echo seal]

[midnight crescent]

4k

[teal dragon]

Digital footprint is scared of me

[midnight crescent]

r u fr a supermodel tho

[midnight crescent]

ATCGATGATGTCAGAC This you?

[teal dragon]

Bro just wrote my genetic code

[midnight crescent]

get doxxed

[fading spruce]

There is a lot more DNA than that

[latent pebble]

Do not make me reveal your genetic sequence.

I do not feel like the fella to rewire and tamper with your miscreant self today

[midnight crescent]

planet fitness membership id 19347 this you?

[latent pebble]

Ymca better

[grim edge]

aren't there like a billion seasons of that show

[teal dragon]

Ye

[midnight crescent]

then why do u pay for planet fitness

[fading spruce]

Bros watching One Piece for their whole lives

[latent pebble]

cause I’m the goat

[teal dragon]

Fitnessdickinyourmouth

[midnight crescent]

are you sure u have a dick tho?

alice

[fading spruce]

There are no female Genshin players

[teal dragon]

You wanna see?

[fading spruce]

This is a ban

[midnight crescent]

sure bud. get me the microscope and i'll take a look

[teal dragon]

Whatttt?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1910 (1910 peak)
Bullet: 1896 (1896 peak)

[midnight crescent]

not me thinking genshin has female fans

[fickle glade]

What's funny is that although I am 700 elo I can see brilliant moves oddly

[tawdry dune]

HEY I FINALLY REACHED 1000 ELO ON BLITZ

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> deeznuts2137

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 633 (736 peak)
Blitz: 1000 (1000 peak)
Bullet: 696 (716 peak)

[fickle glade]

Nice

[tawdry dune]

Thx

[teal dragon]

Brilliants are just 1 move

[midnight crescent]

is everyone just gonna ignore the username

[teal dragon]

1 move doesnt win the game usually

[tawdry dune]

Dont ask

[fickle glade]

It's a winning move however.

[midnight crescent]

the german fork would disagree

[fickle glade]

Literally

[teal dragon]

I got a brillant today then went on to throw the game 😭😭😭

[tawdry dune]

Skill issue

[teal dragon]

Real

[fickle glade]

Skill issue

[tawdry dune]

Lol

[last verge]

maroczy bind

[tawdry dune]

Ok i?

[fickle glade]

The bishop is the only one that kills me.

[tawdry dune]

Yeah with me the pawns on the end game

In*

[sharp galleon]

kawaiikute gomen

[tawdry dune]

No

[teal dragon]

Guys whats a minority attack? Everyone is mad at me but its just chess terminology right

[sharp galleon]

Minority attack is in the Carlsbad pawn structure, where white tries to attack the queenside with b4-b5, often supported with a4

[sharp galleon]

and if you don’t know what the Carlsbad is then we’ll

[teal dragon]

[sharp galleon]

did you understand that

[restive storm]

I knew part of it but I just translated it

[sharp galleon]

it means I’m sorry for being too cute~

[restive storm]

I knew the cute part

[sharp galleon]

yeah that’s cringe

[teal dragon]

Literally me

[restive storm]

why did you add a squiggly line

[tawdry dune]

Cheese

[sharp galleon]

cuz I feel like it~

[latent pebble]

tiktok type writing

[restive storm]

who💀

[teal dragon]

Squiggle is the best~~

[sharp galleon]

never had Tiktok

[tawdry dune]

Cheese

[latent pebble]

um ok-

[restive storm]

/summon tnt ~ ~ ~

[restive storm]

💀

[latent pebble]

BAHAHAH STOPPP BESTIE ✨

[teal dragon]

Nya~

[sharp galleon]

wrong sticker but I guess it works

[latent pebble]

Is this how I communicate with your guys

[tawdry dune]

What the cheese

[latent pebble]

ichi ni sannnn

[restive storm]

What the cheese

[latent pebble]

arigato

[restive storm]

WHAT THE HELL

[latent pebble]

idk how y’all talk I’m learning

ohayo

[restive storm]

ohio

[tawdry dune]

Is this you?

[latent pebble]

ohio gozaimsh jdhs

[fading bolt]

yoo

[clever lily]

Yo anyone wanna play chess I'm 600 https://play.chess.com/DPmFf

[restive storm]

"Only in Ohio💀"

[latent pebble]

ok I’m tired of this shit how do you guys unironically converse like this

weird ass

[tawdry dune]

I can

[sharp galleon]

大丈夫ですか？

[latent pebble]

রোকেয

[teal dragon]

Slay

[latent pebble]

another day another slay or sum

[sharp galleon]

what is the language they speak in Bangladesh again

[latent pebble]

Bangla

[sharp galleon]

is it just Bangladeshi

[latent pebble]

no

[teal dragon]

PERIOD GURL ✨ 👏 YOU ATE THAT

[latent pebble]

yaas 💖

[restive storm]

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[teal dragon]

Keep slaying queen

[sharp galleon]

I see, but I am pretty sure that language is spoken in Bangladesh or some part in India(at least very similar)

[plush wind]

hi

[vernal goblet]

just reached 1050 rating again

[sharp galleon]

what

[plush wind]

i hate nails

[restive storm]

I'm not ok

[restive storm]

IT'S ROSIMO

[narrow orchid]

you.

stop my pfp.

[grim edge]

lmfao

[narrow orchid]

I will not tolerate this behavior

[solid condor]

omfg is rosimo

[plush wind]

stop impersonating @narrow orchid

[grim edge]

1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 e6 3.Nf3 d5 4.Nc3 c6 5.e3 Nbd7 6.Bd3 dxc4 7.Bxc4 b5 8.Bd3 a6 9.e4 c5 10.d5 c4 11.dxe6 fxe6 12.Bc2 Qc7 13.O-O Bb7 14.Ng5 Nc5 15.e5 Qxe5 16.Re1 Qd6 17.Qxd6 Bxd6 18.Be3 O-O 19.Rad1 Be7 20.Bxc5 Bxc5 21.Nxe6 Rfc8 22.h3 Rab8 23.g4 Bf3 24.Rd2 b4 25.Na4 Ba7 26.g5 Nd5 27.g6 h6 28.Nd4 c3 29.bxc3 bxc3 30.Rd3 Nb4 31.Rxf3 Bxd4 32.Bf5 Rc7 33.a3 Nc6 dont mind just some theory

[narrow orchid]

u stole my pfp

[plush wind]

ban worthy

[narrow orchid]

[grim edge]

wtf twins

[narrow orchid]

rat just stole my pfp

[grim edge]

fight for it

[solid condor]

let's ban both to have a 100% chance to get the impostor

[sharp galleon]

some scuffed Meran Slav

[plush wind]

this discord newbie tryna claim my pfp

[narrow orchid]

lets ban you

[torpid hedge]

Nine inch nails

[solid condor]

no

[narrow orchid]

nah u new here and instantly steal my pfp u rat

[grim edge]

cellen understands frfr

man i wish i was good at chess

[sharp galleon]

I played it myself before lol

[grim edge]

same otb

[upbeat viper]

blblblb

[sharp galleon]

blurp

[upbeat viper]

another Rosimo alt ?

[teal dragon]

Why tf 32 moves of theory

[narrow orchid]

bast i am applying for staff so i can ban @plush wind for impersonationg me

[narrow orchid]

that is not me

[upbeat viper]

oh okay

[grim edge]

[narrow orchid]

this rat stole my pfp

[grim edge]

lol so many people getting thier own roles

[plush wind]

ive had this pfp for months now lil bro

[narrow orchid]

ive had it since 2020

[upbeat viper]

how many ?

[sharp galleon]

[upbeat viper]

Rosimo and Rosimo 2.0 go argue in DMs

[solid condor]

tf is arena champ

[upbeat viper]

better for us

[teal dragon]

Do i get my own role

[plush wind]

pointless, whod torture themselves with that

[upbeat viper]

[teal dragon]

🥺🥺