#💬〡general-off-topic
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Easily?
why would it be redacted?
What a game
do u even kow what redacted means
definitely would care, they dont just skim through these things. if you think about it, the title cm is pretty much an award/honor and its really prestigous at that. probably more prestigous of an award than most awards you could get
LMAO
Search up the meaning of redacted, dumdum.
Ofc, we have engines and shit to practice now players now WILL CRUSH older players
edit (text) for publication.
"a confidential memo which has been redacted from 25 pages to just one paragraph"
censor or obscure (part of a text) for legal or security purposes.
yeah explain how that works
u dont even know the meaning lmao cope
In an earlier interview, former World Chess Champion Bobby Fischer said that women are terrible chess players, should be kept out of intellectual affairs and stay at home cleaning. In this interview from 1972, shortly before his World Championship against Boris Spassky, he seems to have changed his opinion somewhat.
#chess
I compete in archery tournaments LMAO
this is 400 elo chess at it's finest
i'm just being honest. if the admissions officer doesn't know what a CM is, they aren't gonna go out of their way to research it or anything.
True but Magnus and Fischer level rn isn't that too far apart
if u represent school and all for that thatll be more helpful
you can explain i suppose but anyway
that rook sacrifice was literally the only way to not get mated
He is no longer the greatest player to ever live 😭
He obscured those lines after the interview and changed his views, idiots.
































































1. [e4] c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d4 Nc6 5. Bb5 e6 6. O-O Nf6 7. Nc3 Bd6 8. Re1 O-O 9. Ne5 Ne7 10. Bg5 Ng6 11. Nxg6 fxg6 12. Bd3 a6 13. a4 Qc7 14. Bxf6 Rxf6 15. Qd2 Bxh2+ 16. Kf1 Bf4 17. Qe2 Bd7 18. g3 Bxg3 19. Qe3 Bxf2 20. Qxf2 Rxf2+ 21. Kxf2 Rf8+ 22. Ke2 Qh2+ 23. Kd1 Qh4 24. Ne2 e5 25. dxe5 Qb4 26. b3 Bg4 27. Rg1 Bh5 28. e6 Re8 29. c3 Qxb3+ 30. Bc2 Bxe2+ 31. Kd2 Qc4 32. Rg2 Rxe6 33. Re1 Qf4#
nope private club
what???
so lets say you put a very prestigous award on your admission but they admissions officer has never heard of it so its useless? doesnt sound accurate to me
Absolutely not, magnus is 10000000% better and would crush fischer
are u good
me
they do skim through them, tho. each officer has hundreds of apps to go through each day, they aren't spending more than 5 min on each one. and the essay is probably the most important thing, anyways
no im not
be better
cap
at archery tho
Good argument, but your mother.
No one cares about cm, but guess what… NM is easier than cm
WHY U ALWAYS CAPPIN WHY U ALWAYS CAPPIN
“National Master” sounds so much cooler
Bro be honest he wouldn't crush him but he probably would beat him but if Fischer also had the tools I think he would win
And it’s even easier!
Try not to be sexist challenge
Fischer hated technology and engines he would of never of used it
(She is a very nice and respectful person)
GUYS
Your mothers are nice people.
Im decent, I can hit a score of about 40 out of 50 which would be hitting all 8s for 13 rouunds
Given the same environment, definitely debatable
Fail
Pre-engine era vs engine era moment
if U looked at a target that would be all inner red
mmm
I mean if he really wanted to get serious he would but we'll never know but let's say he does use them Magnus will be toast or it might draw ya never know
yo
I hate checkers
who wants to play
Welp it is good instincts for a child to run away from aggressive bishops
I made a brilliant move then a blunder that I don't understand then my opponent made a brilliant move then I responded with a great move
It will draw bro
Huh? How does that work?
Wild
thats crazy, but your right
AYOOO
Absolutely
facts
admissions officers arent dumb, they know what they are doing and titles require rating from official associations like USCF and Fide so they would be serious things for officers to consider
real
yeah you're right
Just say ur national master
also im sure theyve had people puit chess under hobbies or extra curriculars
if u wrote ur chesscom rating on there then they probably wont care
NM sounds much better than cm
no shit
People who play chess cares about your rating(if it's high)
Found a meme about my highschool math teacher in the wild
If ur nm and cm say ur nm
If ur nm and fm say ur both
No shit, Sherlock.
BRUH LOOK AT THIS CHESS PALYERS NAMES
LMAO I use lichess for puzzles cause theyre free and u can set the difficulty
W
@buoyant slate you up for a 1v1? im pretty bad
I do like 30 a day rated for 2000s
i mean just look at daniel naroditsky, he was a chess prodigy and i think titled and he went to stanford
most of the time
NM and FM are the achieveable titles that sound cool
its difficult for me but its good training
all of the time
IM is too hard and CM sounds weird
those chess honors definitely contributed to naroditsky getting accepted
thats my thought proccess
agreed
i already moved
Fr (I know a 15 year old IM)
then get gm - banksy quote 2023 chess.com
im friends with an IM that goes to a school near me he's gonna be a junior in the fall
dude went to national math competition with me too he's scary af
I know a IM by the name of Levy lmao
i mean, he was winning national championships for his age class and a GM by 18, that's way different than a CM sorry not sorry
i went to a math competiton in 5th grade
how do I link my acc to discord?
you're not gonna get any chess scholarships as a CM, not as much as those monsters, anyways
Use /connect
ayo
obviously what naroditsky did was more impressive but something like cm is still really notable believe it or not
sure it might help the overall app, just as a nice cherry on top, but you're gonna need a good base to put it on
CM is kinda corny
what even is a chess scholarship
you get money
can I 1v1 someone in hear whos like way higher rates then me (at least 1600) I wanna know what it feels like to get shit on
CM more like centimeters
LMAO
FM better
its ok ig
ofc u cant forget the other parts but EC's are usually what sets applications apart and the CM title could definitely do that
anyone?
GM more like good morning
400 points is already more than enough if you want to get shit on
what about gm
im a master at baiting in valorant
how do i check if im connected already
yeah 1200 vs 1600
most people will get good grades and sat scores and stuff but very few people will have the dedication to get a chess title
too hard i want FM or NM and ill be chilling
usually the essay sets applicants apart. that is the #1 most important thing on your app.
i want a title but i cant be asked to play otb
real
Ive never played a game like that and I want to know the feeling of despair
1600 points would be 2800, and do you know how ridiculous that is
write an essay about chess and your acheiveements
bro I mean 1600 rating points
not 1600 more
im going against a 2000 player sg

they could have dedication for something else. a title isn't exclusive for this
why though lol
many people write essays about food and officers praise it as some of the best college app essays ever
literally one essay about the versatility of potatoes was named one of the best CAEs a few years ago
you’ll probably get smoked
thats the point
wanna play?
I mean I am 2300 in rapid but I don’t have my laptop
bro its not a good feeling
yeh im down cellen
I lost to an 1900 and I drew to the same 1900 today
i like getting crushed
the kind of sinking feeling of knowing that you're losing
I don’t have my laptop so can’t anyways lol
i lost 4-13 to a guy rated 500 points above me (he was washed but still dominated me)
oh mb
and it was amazing
I messaged you
the king of feeling to play a game knowing you are going to lose
goal was to draw lMAO
me when i played an FM that became an IM 4 months later
lol
never play to draw
if ur a titled player before 18 chess is probably your life
care to play
if you want a draw, play aggressively
FMs aren’t as strong as you think they are
best feeling when your opponent is winning and blunders a checkbox
sure
he was IM strength at the time just didn't have his norms
you- nvm
he was 2421 fide when i played him i think
i dont know many titled players younger than 18 where chess isnt like one of their main focuses
nvm then 
yeah i talked with him recently he said he might try to get GM before he graduates hs 💀💀💀💀
WCM☕️
I message you
but he says it prob won't happen
any tips for beginners like me? is kings indian good?
i hope to be titled perhaps before i graduate high school
I have that one FM win in otb chess that I can flex lol
Free coaching!(I am 100 elo)
though it is blitz
just learn how to play basic chess first
at 300 ur probably just moving random pieces around
i learnt kings indian and its pretty good for me
sure kings indian is fine
1v1 me chess
Hey guys
scary
rating
i get to chess coach for 35/hr as a 2000 online though it's pretty lucrative
233 chess daily puzzle streak W
Dangg
i would be out farming rating if every chess tourney wasnt 2 hrs + away from me
1600
its actually crazy how far they are from me
k send invite
one sec
vienna game so fun
eww checker player
its just a name bruhh
caro kann really good opening for black
ill flex my wim win
anyone wanna play for fun
lets do it
Wind
i think u need more coffee
ALWAYS
coffee i mean i messed it up
but now having beer so rip me
who want 1v1 me in chess
whats your user name?
literally wind
💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
sent it to u
ok ill play from phone sending
@frank frost
i dint see
ive removed the big block pls excuse me if u wanted it to stay
what big block
where did this guy go
the image that appears?
where
i just dmed u
why do i have followers
what is your name in chess
BRO I DMED U A CHALLENGE LINK
what kind of people would just follow and not friend also
i dont have the app
web works also
that didint last very long
what is you username in chess.com to play
I got shit on like expected
by who
thats a shocker
is that good
Im not to happy tho I missed a rook fork and then it was ggs
I was holding on down a pawn before
gg
lol
mann thats not bad
i was trolling that game
bruhh
yeah u are
im just tired cuz its like 2 am
dam zero heziattion
didnt u have an account here thats not just joined
I feel you 1 am where I live
whats his rating
It's 2pm for me
chess account hacked💀
its 12 45 pm for me
I know a guy whos had his discord account hack 3 times but refuses to change the password
like no shit your accounts are lasting 3 months
ya
hows malaysia
wet
dam
Accurate
man I wish I wasent american
so many cool places but I got stuck in the deep south of the United States
ME
please keep it english tho 🙂
Which state?
gg
u beat a cheater ban
@everyone
gg
SC
who has premium
do u wanna play again or no
why did you resign
Is South Carolina considered Deep South?
nah not for beginners to intermediate
it was daily chess 
lost my queen
malaysian isnt a language
yeh its in the bible belt
bout as south as it gets
































































1. e4 g6 2. d3 Bg7 3. Nf3 d6 4. d4 c6 5. Bf4 Bg4 6. Be2 Nf6 7. e5 dxe5 8. Bxe5 Bxf3 9. Bxf3 O-O 10. O-O h5 11. h3 Nbd7 12. g4 h4 13. g5 Ne8 14. Re1 Bxe5 15. dxe5 Nc5 16. Nc3 Qb6 17. Ne4 Nxe4 18. Bxe4 Qxb2 19. Rb1 Qxa2 20. Rxb7 Qa6 21. Rxe7 Ng7 22. c3 Rfe8 23. Qd6 Rad8 24. Qxc6 Qxc6 25. Bxc6 Rxe7 26. c4 Rc8 27. Ba4 Rxc4 28. Bb3 Rc3 29. Ba2 Rxh3 30. f4 Nf5 31. Rd1 Rg3+ 32. Kf2 Rb7 33. Rd8+ Kg7 34. e6 fxe6 35. Bxe6 Rb2+ 36. Kf1 Ne3+ 37. Ke1 Rg1#
oh ok
































































1. e4 g6 2. d3 Bg7 3. Nf3 d6 4. d4 c6 5. Bf4 Bg4 6. Be2 Nf6 7. e5 dxe5 8. Bxe5 Bxf3 9. Bxf3 O-O 10. O-O h5 11. h3 Nbd7 12. g4 h4 13. g5 Ne8 14. Re1 Bxe5 15. dxe5 Nc5 16. Nc3 Qb6 17. Ne4 Nxe4 18. Bxe4 Qxb2 19. Rb1 Qxa2 20. Rxb7 Qa6 21. Rxe7 Ng7 22. c3 Rfe8 23. Qd6 Rad8 24. Qxc6 Qxc6 25. Bxc6 Rxe7 26. c4 Rc8 27. Ba4 Rxc4 28. Bb3 Rc3 29. Ba2 Rxh3 30. f4 Nf5 31. Rd1 Rg3+ 32. Kf2 Rb7 33. Rd8+ Kg7 34. e6 fxe6 35. Bxe6 Rb2+ 36. Kf1 Ne3+ 37. Ke1 Rg1#
been playing caro since I was 400 now im clearing 1000
we use yall folk to describe everyone
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1. [e4] g6 2. d3 Bg7 3. Nf3 d6 4. d4 c6 5. Bf4 Bg4 6. Be2 Nf6 7. e5 dxe5 8. Bxe5 Bxf3 9. Bxf3 O-O 10. O-O h5 11. h3 Nbd7 12. g4 h4 13. g5 Ne8 14. Re1 Bxe5 15. dxe5 Nc5 16. Nc3 Qb6 17. Ne4 Nxe4 18. Bxe4 Qxb2 19. Rb1 Qxa2 20. Rxb7 Qa6 21. Rxe7 Ng7 22. c3 Rfe8 23. Qd6 Rad8 24. Qxc6 Qxc6 25. Bxc6 Rxe7 26. c4 Rc8 27. Ba4 Rxc4 28. Bb3 Rc3 29. Ba2 Rxh3 30. f4 Nf5 31. Rd1 Rg3+ 32. Kf2 Rb7 33. Rd8+ Kg7 34. e6 fxe6 35. Bxe6 Rb2+ 36. Kf1 Ne3+ 37. Ke1 Rg1#
ok
I guess is could be but for some reason I always considered the states from Louisiana to Georgia the Deep South
thats fair techincally its tennesee down not including NC
we dont like NC lmao
its very easy theory there's only like a 2-3 variations you gotta know
i love shitting on modern
Well for example Texas is the most Southern state and Florida is also extremely southern yet they are both not considered the Deep South
dam leave my modernhomies alone
die
yeah floridas a diff breed
yeah goofy aws always play e5 or d5 and they lose against me
Florida is funny because the more North you go the more Southern it gets
dude I love when I get d5 vienna time fr
Why did the opponent allow this??
yep
i mean u can h5 but its kinda weakening
go on chessable and go to one of the caro courses thats how I learned it, it was very useful and also watching vids on it helps lot. but yeah go to one of those courses

class 800
I love h5
Boundered my queen
Texas is southern but its just different I cant explain it
Well I live here so I can explain it: it’s just too damn big
yo can anyone analyse this game for me https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83133398591?tab=analysis
































































1. e4 g6 2. d3 Bg7 3. Nf3 d6 4. d4 c6 5. Bf4 Bg4 6. Be2 Nf6 7. e5 dxe5 8. Bxe5 Bxf3 9. Bxf3 O-O 10. O-O h5 11. h3 Nbd7 12. g4 h4 13. g5 Ne8 14. Re1 Bxe5 15. dxe5 Nc5 16. Nc3 Qb6 17. Ne4 Nxe4 18. Bxe4 Qxb2 19. Rb1 Qxa2 20. Rxb7 Qa6 21. Rxe7 Ng7 22. c3 Rfe8 23. Qd6 Rad8 24. Qxc6 Qxc6 25. Bxc6 Rxe7 26. c4 Rc8 27. Ba4 Rxc4 28. Bb3 Rc3 29. Ba2 Rxh3 30. f4 Nf5 31. Rd1 Rg3+ 32. Kf2 Rb7 33. Rd8+ Kg7 34. e6 fxe6 35. Bxe6 Rb2+ 36. Kf1 Ne3+ 37. Ke1 Rg1#
ggs
You can’t put Texas under one group because it is too large
im done
can we have east and west texas
gg
or east new mexico and west east new mexico
who want to 1v1 me in chess
lmao texas be fuming over that one
chesss.com ches,com
crystal league baby
yes
New Mexico is honestly the worst state
Who wants to play me
what im 1200
908
how do the leagues work?
dont disrespect my homies like that, nah its def Oklahoma they got nothing going on, also SEC forever
idk but im crystal lmao
Wdym Oklahoma has tornadoes
That’s pretty cool
I'm #9 on crystal rn too
Yeah they occaisonally gotta rebuild shit thats about it
lol
thats their 2 seasons, tornado and rebuild season
Roast battle@everyone
They also have the Five Civilised Tribes which is cool
hell nah
































































1. e4 g6 2. d3 Bg7 3. Nf3 d6 4. d4 c6 5. Bf4 Bg4 6. Be2 Nf6 7. e5 dxe5 8. Bxe5 Bxf3 9. Bxf3 O-O 10. O-O h5 11. h3 Nbd7 12. g4 h4 13. g5 Ne8 14. Re1 Bxe5 15. dxe5 Nc5 16. Nc3 Qb6 17. Ne4 Nxe4 18. Bxe4 Qxb2 19. Rb1 Qxa2 20. Rxb7 Qa6 21. Rxe7 Ng7 22. c3 Rfe8 23. Qd6 Rad8 24. Qxc6 Qxc6 25. Bxc6 Rxe7 26. c4 Rc8 27. Ba4 Rxc4 28. Bb3 Rc3 29. Ba2 Rxh3 30. f4 Nf5 31. Rd1 Rg3+ 32. Kf2 Rb7 33. Rd8+ Kg7 34. e6 fxe6 35. Bxe6 Rb2+ 36. Kf1 Ne3+ 37. Ke1 Rg1#
































































1. e4 g6 2. d3 Bg7 3. Nf3 d6 4. d4 c6 5. Bf4 Bg4 6. Be2 Nf6 7. e5 dxe5 8. Bxe5 Bxf3 9. Bxf3 O-O 10. O-O h5 11. h3 Nbd7 12. g4 h4 13. g5 Ne8 14. Re1 Bxe5 15. dxe5 Nc5 16. Nc3 Qb6 17. Ne4 Nxe4 18. Bxe4 Qxb2 19. Rb1 Qxa2 20. Rxb7 Qa6 21. Rxe7 Ng7 22. c3 Rfe8 23. Qd6 Rad8 24. Qxc6 Qxc6 25. Bxc6 Rxe7 26. c4 Rc8 27. Ba4 Rxc4 28. Bb3 Rc3 29. Ba2 Rxh3 30. f4 Nf5 31. Rd1 Rg3+ 32. Kf2 Rb7 33. Rd8+ Kg7 34. e6 fxe6 35. Bxe6 Rb2+ 36. Kf1 Ne3+ 37. Ke1 Rg1#
































































1. e4 g6 2. d3 Bg7 3. Nf3 d6 4. d4 c6 5. Bf4 Bg4 6. Be2 Nf6 7. e5 dxe5 8. Bxe5 Bxf3 9. Bxf3 O-O 10. O-O h5 11. h3 Nbd7 12. g4 h4 13. g5 Ne8 14. Re1 Bxe5 15. dxe5 Nc5 16. Nc3 Qb6 17. Ne4 Nxe4 18. Bxe4 Qxb2 19. Rb1 Qxa2 20. Rxb7 Qa6 21. Rxe7 Ng7 22. c3 Rfe8 23. Qd6 Rad8 24. Qxc6 Qxc6 25. Bxc6 Rxe7 26. c4 Rc8 27. Ba4 Rxc4 28. Bb3 Rc3 29. Ba2 Rxh3 30. f4 Nf5 31. Rd1 Rg3+ 32. Kf2 Rb7 33. Rd8+ Kg7 34. e6 fxe6 35. Bxe6 Rb2+ 36. Kf1 Ne3+ 37. Ke1 Rg1#
but like das it lmao
Tbh I can’t think of anything else but I still don’t see how they are worse than New Mexico
yo my rating finnally reach 2k
yeah so annoying
new mexico has
Salinas Pueblo and nice moutains
This is why I always play h5 on the first move
It has decent mountains and that’s it
bruh
Everything else about the state is terrible
what about Salinas Pueblos
thats nice
pro tip: when you opponent plays h4 and you have pawns on g6 and h7, play h6 so when they play h5 you can play g5
The Pueblo is cool but when the rest of your state is desert and you have the worst cities in the country it doesn’t make up for it
WORST CITIES
If anything it just shows that every state has at least one thing
NAH, WORST CITIES
looks pretty shit to me
I would rather burn to death than live in Albuquerque
ok lagsajgna
what am I looking at
Yeah they are by better desert hells
you can burn to death and go banrupt
isn't it the same thing?
modern opening but h6
Nevada should theoretically be worse but they have Vegas so it is fine
LMAO
yeh im going to vegas next week super excited
For the rest of the state, yes, for Albuquerque…it is a fate worse than death
im not even 18 either💀
yeah but why
I have a homie over there that just got home from Camp Pendleton
Im going with my dad because hes got a six day event their because hes a phychologist whos important for brain disease stuff but im taggin along so I can chill in vegas
f the conference im hear for Vegas lmao
Vegas kind of feels like New York to me, terrible to live in but fun to visit
Pawn mate
LA is a different breed their I almost got mugged twice in like 2 days
Don’t go to LA 💀
My games are weird af
fr just walking around and a dude asked us for are wallets and my group just ignored the fact that he had something under his shirt
I would say don’t go to California but California actual has very nice geographical locations
Just don’t go to any cities
like to hell with my wallet im not gettin stabbed
My friend went to romania and lost his wallet once lmao.
A wise decision
I had 48 dollars and my gym membership for the YMCA, he can take it for all I care you cannot do shit in CA with 50 dollars
You can get mugged
the mugger boutta get a side of fries and a shake from mcdonals with that money
it was like 28 dollars to get a semi decent dinner that was local cuisene
Good enough
LMAO
the bluetooth device is ready to pair
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Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1896 (1896 peak)
London is smelly
play queens gambit brother, you will becoe a bette person
Greetings, humans
ngl why are 1200-1300s worse then 1100s lmao
I just cleard 1200 and gained like 30 points already
they all just blunder pieces
Yes this is a good way to play chess
cant relate vienna forever
queens gambit is the best opening

im boutta get some hate lmao
meh
Tbh I only know how to play queen gambit and sicilian defense
what about against d4
Do you accept or decline as black? Personally I always decline but I want to know what you do
For what
this u?
QG
I play Grunfeld so I dont go into the QG stuff
well what if your opponent plays QG
I play chess
what do you do
You’re playing as black though so you can decide whether to play QG or queens indian
if I ever play d5, then I will play a Meran Slav
I defeated Benji and at last he says I still loves u
I usually don't play into the QG unless I know what my opponent does. For example against an opponent who plays the Nc3 qga, I will play qga
Nc3 in the QGA is a bad move though lol
it is already an inaccuracy
e3 or Nf3 are better
or even e4 to get the big boi center
I know. If I know that my opponent plays that exclusively, I will play qga
mhmmm
I like the a6 b5 line. That's the main line after Nc3 right?
yeah it is
Chess is so boring when you can’t talk to anyone
fr
That’s why I like Lichess more
music is my solution
Punk rock goes hard
I don’t listen to music
Hardcore punk best punk
I also think after a6 a4, Nc6 is a line in some positions like that
idea is to play Na5
I was looking through some 2k chess.com's database and after d4 d5 c4 dxc4 Nc3 a6 e3 b5 a4 b4, he has only played Ne4 and never Bxc4. From that I concluded that he doesn't check his openings
Bxc4 bxc3 and Bxf7 or Qf3 first
lol
hmmmm
the idea is to put the bishop on b7 and go c5 Nc6 Na5
Qf3 first is stronger because it doesn't lose the bishop
based
I suppose so
Pop Punk 2nd best punk
Hello
fr
but Ra7 and there’s no mate I think
How do you rate the star wars anime?
anime?
The rook does not protect f7 over the c and e pawns
Chess is too hard
The picture in your profile
yeah but the point is that now white can’t win a rook no?
or am I missing some tactics
Stuck at 77 elo rn
Just play the Crab
but you take f7
brb got to cook
Its Miyamoto Musashi from Vagabond
Oh, it looked similar to the star wars anime, sorry
you are down a piece though
but I guess you gain compensation
also thrice is nice
I am really sorry I misunderstood
I can kinda see how you can mistaken it
as well as paramore
Bxf7 Kd7 Qd5#
@rocky burrow who is ur fav character from star wars
ah Qd5
100< elo gang where you at
damnn
doing a bit better 😎
i’m tryna get to 70 but it’s so difficult
That means more than 100
everyone is so good
bro it took me months
No it doesn't
For some reason at my elo people always trade pieces when they're down like 10 points lmao like what bro, are you trying to lose
Definitely the village bride, sooo cool! Hope they make a season 2, I think they have announced it already
means more than
guys do yall think 4 moves ahead in each turn?
100> means less than 100
the crocodile eats the bigger number buddy
Other way around 😭?
Wait have you watched the movies?
100>x means x less than 100
Yeah yeah
yeah in 100>, the crocodile eats the100 so the 100 is bigger
crocodile eats the bigger number
idc 100 elo below gang ping this message
You’re a GM dude
I have seen the first 6 movies, haven't seen the new trilogy yet, planning to though
My message 💀
Bro stopped me from castling because they didn’t know how to do it 💀💀
Guys im on my peak for my current account do I keep pushing it at 1:30 AM to get higher
waiting for that day
I am asking from the movies. I am not watching the sequels they suck
Bro it took me nearly a year to hit 70 elo
New goal:20 elo
LMAO
damn 😔
I am stuck on 7 elo after losing
Im playing better then ever tho
Me too bro
1233 do I push it for 1300, my peak was 1350 on another account
I JUST TILTED IM,BACK TO 40 ELO
nah Im jacked on caffeine lmao
Oh there, hmm, the Evoks probably, I love them as a species, and for characters, fricking chewbacka
Nikaru Nakamura
how to identify an~~ alcoholic~~ chess addict
Is that it
ew expresso, do vodka
even better, do them together
bruh Im a minor
2 shots and you're jacked on expresso kek try 6 😭
oh my fav character is Darth Jar Jar
ah shit
who gon stop you?
are we suppose to uh laugh?
being a minor never stopped me
lmao I dont keep vodka in my room and my parent are wine enjoyers
I'm addicted to cocaine and I'm only -3
uncle?
well seeing your response I can say that you're not
wine 🤮
my dad fr brews wine
real
nah it smells nice
and aint that bad
Goofiest character in the whole series, lmao
wine is gross
anyway Ill be back in 10 ima keep going till I lose one Ive one the last 7 matchs
Mesa f*cking destroy the universe
help i need french person
Not Jar Jar, its Darth Jar Jar
said no one ever
you dont need a vodka,hydrate water drink water
hush
uh ratio?
what is ratio? is it the math one
I drink a gallon a day
still don get it
Nono, I know, but just imagining him talk like jar jar Binks, it's funny, also, can't imagine a character design like jar jar to be that serious
Makes jar jar Binks more goofy
WHERES A FREAKING DRENCH PERSON WHEN YOY NEED THEM BEUV
I made a move allowing a guy to take my knight because I thought it would be an equal trade, forgetting about double check existing then he proceeded to hang his knight instead of taking my rook lol
screw this
this is 400 chess and it's peak
L is legend?
probably asleep because of timezones
L bozo + ratio
what's a drench person
Rip bozo + seethe + Ratio

Google it
it show me the math ratio one
Ran rhy any tip how to improve?
win more
play more
play for 12 years
cap + i’m taller + shit on
I flagged a 2k in bullet in a completely winning position with one hand and 21 seconds left on the clock
700+ rated 
cool im 6
play like 10 games every single day for the next few years and study some openings and you will see yourself at 2000 pretty fast
Ohk

(im not 2000)
i googed and says takes 8-10 years to be gm
@grim edge do you have pass
wut
I mean premium
I don't want to become a GM 
uh yeah
many people dedicate their whole lives to chess and still don't become gms
out of context its sus
I think that’s only if you started learning from a young age too
too bad then
can you just press this it will automatically check the review for me
real skill issue ngl
































































1. e4 d5 2. e5 d4 3. Nf3 c5 4. c3 d3 5. a3 c4 6. b4 b5 7. a4 Qd5 8. axb5 Qxb5 9. Na3 Qa6 10. b5 Qa5 11. Bb2 g6 12. Nxc4 Qxb5 13. Bxd3 Bg7 14. Nd6+ exd6 15. Bxb5+ Ke7 16. exd6+ Kxd6 17. Ba3+ Kc7 18. Qe2 Nh6 19. Qc4+ Kb6 20. Bc5+ Kc7 21. Bd4+ Kd6 22. Bc5+ Kc7 23. Qf4+ Kd8 24. Qd6+ Bd7 25. Bb6+ axb6 26. Rxa8 Re8+ 27. Kd1 Kc8 28. [Rxb8#]
young age like ten is good
I'm want to teachchess to others

I did it
I learned chess when I was 16
playing chess professionally is kind of sad ngl
tysm
Very nice move, Nd6
yeah done
yeah what nerds,that ill become
man I didnt think Id be playing chess at 2 am
I got a brilliant for that guy being dumb
sleep boi

Engine giving brilliant to most obv moves

Btw gg nice move

This is the only real brilliant
i have addict energy
the best park is that it's also a king queen fork so your king is in check and your queen is double attacked
Guys,i have an idea 💡
what yall think of my Idea
im gonna self learn chess and take notes on a notebook
How to Play chess
i suggest not to,its a fun game but no benefits rather than being good and destroying opponents
bro 💀
lol
350 elo
Not bad

coz it was like +6.84 I think
anyone wanna play 1v1
I one my 8th in a row ima keep pushing it
Can a 1500 rated player teach others?

can we 1v1
peak rating on this account also

Beginner - 100 - 1000
Intermediate - 1000 - 1500
Does anyone remember what comes after that because i forgot
Finally someone understands
I really don't want to get destroyed
🥹😭
1500 is advanced 
right
left

I saw something 
im aiming for 10 in a row
Advanced start where intermediate ends?? Thats truly groundbreaking information
Refresh
Intermediate is 1200-1800
Right
For ur information
I seriously don't get it. Why do beginners try fancy openings and then mess up immediately instead of playing principled openings?

Show me your source of information
he right
What D4 gambit should I play next game
Beginner is 100-1299
Intermediate is 1300-1799
Advanced is 1800-2299
Ran rhy dem ur pretty close to 1600 any tips?

Ask any person
I was just asking because i dont know
no prob man
Its 1200 isnt it
just clarifieing
No way a 1300 is beginner
When u choose intermediate u become 1200 elo
I was never below 700 elo because as a beginner I played principled, took free pieces, and converted completely winning endgames
So u were below 700
Antonio is 1500 in advance
yeh I started at 680
MoonGM69
within a week I was 750
I learnt the rules irl but I rarely played chess back then. I only learnt basics and using the very basics, I started online chess at 800
Advanced for bots i guess not for us
I am not even that good 😭
Even when I first played online chess, I rarely played it
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10 mins later 
my pronouns are dish/washer
Oh yeah forgot about this message almost. Be better.
14
i identify as a panzer tank
Holy buckaroo
I identify as a vampire
When I started actively playing, I was 1300. I'm 1 year and10 months in now
"be better." Thank you

playboi carti refrence
I'm 14 and 4 months
💀
what?
this keeps happening i lose a game then i win one
at least you knew the rules early 
rinse n repeat
ima just grind to 1000
14 years old and u are already 2000+
I first learnt the rules at 4 and a half
Never really played much chess until 12 and a half
I didn’t know all the rules until I’m 12 💀
and here i am 15 years old and like 1500
me quitting chess for 3 months really didnt do any good
you guys improve so fast
True
it is called we first progress fast and then get stuck since we get old
Not like i am stuck at 1500 for 4 months now
help I'm 100 rated
is the chess improvement plateau really because of age though
age has a big factor though
Actually I got to 1500 just by playing principled and converting positions when I was up material. My opponents were <1500 so obviously they didn't do much counterplay
Ur moms age also has big factors
Yeah i can argue 15 year old and 19 year old brains are almost the same

do you guys want to see a good queens gambit declined game or a really bad one
chess was easy back then no cap
but if you look at top chess players they're still improving even after 20 years old
not queens gambit declined I mean
Back then chess.com had like a fifth of the members it has now
like do all 2000s just go to a tourney
just queens gambit
Otb one
kings gambit better
what's otb
I really REALLY wanna go in a fricking tourney
otb
halloween gambait xD
funny word
Over the board
I played an otb tournament this week and won $100 aud
funny
fun gambit
true
Dang i wanna go in a tourney now
If youre generally an intelligent person it shouldnt make a difference, its about motivation and creativity, if youre able to maturely use whatever childish creativity you have left, it might even be better, lets just wait and see since a lot of 20+ year olds have started actively playing chess in the last 3 years
Maybe i will go when i get in college
Me very intelligent
You got the grind in the bag king
My IQ is 3000 no cap
I won the nsw junior championship U18 reserves and the nsw U18 blitz championship, so I can flex that I'm now the NSW junior blitz champion 
Besides children dont have adult reaponsibilities, so i think that plays a bigger factor in learning chess
Lower than 18 is junior so yeah
are you able to find one near you
Congrats u won
nope
bro I need to stop
oof
what about child labor
Well I only won the reserves, not the championship round robin. But I get to play the championship round robin next year
Aint ever heard of a chess prodigy being a slave
Idc if you search up my name, go ahead
berger
Which one would you want gain full understanding of the Sicilian defense, Ruy Lopez, Or queens gambit
the km s could stand for something else
because it has the abbreviation thing
It was the three letter word, it recognised it as a threat to commit the you know what
Kill my se… along the lines of that, fking weird word play these days
Ruy Lopez
Sicilian for me
for me it would be difficult but I wouldn't choose queens gambit
I would be a lot smarter if I understood ruy lopez but queens gambit better so queens gambit
I mean i would want to learn a opening which is very hard and i might play very often
Actually I would play queens gambit
I never play e4 cause I hate playing against the Sicilian and caro
Like in middle game everything just gets too closed y'know
Full understanding of Ruy Lopez would be really good, but I feel like I'm not good enough to need it and I need my black repertoire to be better so I'd say Sicilian
In queens gambit
I honestly like closed games
Why would you hate playing against the Caro? Black is literally giving you odds
hi
For me probably sicilian since it’s one of the most theoretical openings
And I’d be able to play any variation of the sicilian very well that would be extremely dangerous for opponents
Idk man, i just struggle against it constantly
when'll be prized friday results?
So I never play e4
Damn why does everyone hate caro yet lose to it most of the times
Rather d4 or c4
I get excited when facing caro because it's usually a free win
I have around 70% winrate against it
Hi
Live levy reaction:
what should i play against e4 im like 900, i lose a lot as black
Queens Gambit incoming
It should be higher if I'm not so stupid
I keep throwing games when I'm up
Do you think my opponent will play declined or accepted
Declined
Do you play 1. e4 c6 2. Qh5
unfortunately not
nevermind they didn't play d5 because they big stupid
Lol
I don't know anyone above 800 that accepts queens gambit
bru noone is answering
accepted is completely fine
A lot of gms do, like Levon Aronian
s. s. s. l
People at my level go "me move knight, me attack pawn" and completely forget the pawn can just... move up
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Ew my opponent played the slav defense
what a weirdo, anyways I'm gonna win the game rq
Who want to play im a intermediate
i love dicks
im a pro chess gamer
real
Nah bro trippin
Rating?
I just got two slav defenses in a row like wtf why is everyone playing the slav defense bro
this me
blud i fart on u anyday
I know Xd
Yo nah
Why did this chat turn so fking gay today
shut up arctic
it's discord
Yall farting on each other and sh*t
you have autism
No im bouta have an aneurysm
Don’t let the mods here you say that
we can go from phobic to embracing in the blink of an eye
I dont mean it in a harmful way tho
Yeah but Discord mods don’t care
The beast is coming inside of me
id beat you in chess
enough of discord for today
ill beat you
Ong
Yeh they sphere shaped, we all know spheres are agressive
btw
@fading spruce pullup
i just realized, chess is about how lazily u think
if u think lazy ur low level, if u think hard u big brain
Not if it’s low time controls
Ill challenge you beat me real quick lol
In Bullet there is no thinking
Chess isn't all about thought
it's about practice and familiarity too
dude im 1936 in blitz
You could be the best at thinking but you can't win a game if you can't remember tactics
no
id smoke you like some good ganja
It's just like math. People have gone and studied mathematics for thousands of years to establish stuff, you can be the best thinker out there but you have to still derive from already proven concepts to move forward. You can't think of everything from the beginning.
cap
true
if ur the best at thinking u know all the tactics
knowing the tactics wouldn't be thinking it'd be remembering
why
that's why I say, just thinking doesn't translate to good chess
otherwise, great scientists and thinkers would also be top level GMs
child, please take your soiled diapers to your mother
bro ill beat you
I don't care
ur 1000
you're immature asf
cause im trying to provoke somebody
Chill chill kll the heat
so they challenge
Ur move btw bleach
you do you
yea
oh wow ur 1800
play blitz
rapid is irrelevant
you run bullet?
bullet sucks

