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i started playing online 2 months ago
Blud rlly wanted my pfp
im so good!!
now i can steal it and use it on my google profile
get this off of my screen please
you are not,imagine not being able to beat magnus carlsen
a furry showed me how to shuffle and i thank that furry
when I started I played bots for 3 weeks, and then when I created my account my lowest rating ever was 1200 in rapid
Ive never lost a game against magnus carlsen
😭
proof?
Chess, but only illegal moves
welp I also read a chess book for beginner
because i never played against him
bro is bout to pull up this shit
you guys get good at chess so fast lol
it took me 5 years and a few months to get to my current level
Kxe8#
im stealing that line
we’re just built different

imagine if i do a damiano defense trap against someone
lol
and then mated in like uhmm
it must be all the chess boom content and stuff
well yeah lol
it took me like 4-5 months to get to 1400 💯
do this
nice
checkmate in 11
BOOOM
i though the chess board is going to explode bcs the gif wasn't loading for me
when you reah the final boss
WTH
this helped me gain 6000 elo
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reah
that’s you bruddah
nah cell i have 500 elo
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Rapid: 542 (653 peak)
Blitz: 445 (450 peak)
Bullet: 913 (1017 peak)
see
/deez
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Blitz: 530 (686 peak)
Bullet: 625 (764 peak)
damn iano defense trap
- e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6 3. Nxe5 fxe5 4. Qh5+ Ke7 5. Qxe5+ Kf7 6. Bc4+ Kg6 7. Qf5+ Kh6 8. d3+ g5 9. h4 Be7 10. hxg5+ Kg7 11. Qf7# {1-0}
yea with emptiness comes not laughing at any jokes and making really good jokes sound stupid
i feel empty
damn
real
https://open.spotify.com/track/282SCfaUWoExdmbjt5BNo8?si=3KkrOt62TR2huJ9zCfpC6A&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A19GlQxO2fSTI9iBiqela6Y very intense song to listen to while in a chess match!!
CHI CHI CHI CHICKEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Goddamnitt
I don’t know if I should feel sad for you or not
i wanna lock myself inside and never come out. preferably live on a meadow that has stary night and be there alone for ever
I used this once and got a winning streak!!1+
i was wondering why all of my songs are harshcore dream and i remembered its not my playlist
its the literal album itself
anyone wanna play a titled player? 
being sad bcs someone else's bad situation is called empathy i think its normal to be sad after hearing how bad can kid get when they are ignored and not taken care of
i'm scared of this man
rip
why 😂
the ego booster is here
i can totally beat you in ultra bullet
.
yea... we talked about my mental health yesterday at 1 am
rip x2
and damn it is 9:11 rn in China
https://open.spotify.com/track/7Er1JX7x1aXzc82Revlmu4?si=CHJzafCzSbKUrWaFdAURcQ Horse hardcore beat
Farm animal ahh beat
ani made it better though. she texted with me for like half a hour
good for you m8
and man, a lot of kids are depressed these days
not good if i feel empty once again after one day in part time job
sadge
yea bcs we were raised by generation that has higher divorce rate then is the rate to get uni in most places
w
hello chess people
true
I would love to play a titled player
if these numbers keep going up then the divorce rate is going to go up 
most people nowadays just wanna die so they can be relieved of their stress. suicide rates in japan due to work rose by a lot in last 10 years
damn
za,a,.
this conversation is going south
y’all
help
nuts
perfect time for me to jump in
waiting for my starbucks
superior text
i will stop speaking then. sorry for making your day worse
chess at mall 
nah its fine
elliot would gladly beat anyone here but me
show off to everyone
how come
i beat u
he is afraid to play me, dont know why
even im not afraid to play myself
good idea
welp I don’t think he is gay, and I doubt he would beat up a smaller kid
wow
yeah because 1-1=0 (equal) this is basic math smh
man they suck 😭😭
visible iq drop when EU is sleeping
Lol
kekw
hello moon
npnpnp
have you farmed cheaters to 2300 yet
Nah
V
i might farm cheaters to 2500 rapid and then quit
Hi V I'm Eli
L
anyways i am going now. i feel way too bad to talk anymore. i feel like i made @sharp galleon's day worse
you posted that like 10 times
howd you know
you should go to a psychologist
for some real help that is
(i am going there for last few years)
no sarcasm but you should
What happened here
damn
uwu
CEO is making fun of me for having bad mental health and cellen isn't taking it seriously
this mf hanging a rook and taking more than five minutes and just took a pawn with hanging room
Hey vvvv
bad pizza jumpscare
just be happy 
Aaaah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
well it is an online community after all, and…. you should talk it out with another person you trust and not to strangers
IM GONNA CRYYY
😭
I don't like seeing discord default pfps
DUDEE TH EYE RE SO BAD 😭😭😭
Let me hand you a good one
oh boy
i am here literally just talk with people about random stuff. and most of the times randos are better then my family and friends
Venti pfp incoming
jokes on you, my pfp is actually not default!
How did you know
that’s some actual skull moment
lucky guess
also rip
Uhhh, looks like it.
Cellen it's late
its the old default discord logo, and because its the old one, its NOT a default logo
yea i live in country where no one unless they have bad mental health too cares about you so yea...
more like wait until someone have serious problems then use common sense
||Would you care for a Venti pfp?||
no

Use this
get this cursed frog off my screen
Tilt im scared of our game

lmao
Dont go easy tho
time to check my daily games ig
Main line, lowkey expected
what is the worse possible move after e4 e5
dont forget that using the built in opening explorer is allowed
but i wont use it
I dont do that
I just go on what i feel like whats beat
Best
alr
bf7
selling watches in a chess server
nah bruh
its the main line for a reason
f4
nahhh
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Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1892 (1892 peak)
f4 is the best tf u mean
bro think about it for 10 seconds
I like it
I wanna see ur tricks as black, thats what im curious abt
my vienna prep isnt amazing
i never face it otb
Im sure its better than what i got lmfao
im talking abt the kings gambit
kings gambit is sick
i almost beat nigel short w it
it opens up the king too much
Oh c5
kings gambit is prob the coolest opening
F*ck what was the line here
e4 e5 f4 ke7
Vienna>
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Blitz: 1901 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1892 (1892 peak)
vienna is tame af
Nvm i remembered
people still lose to vienna at 2000 which i find really funny
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Rapid: 700 (716 peak)
Blitz: 553 (800 peak)
Bullet: 859 (956 peak)
I gtta play more rated
Ig
Might disconnect since im in germany
And data isnt the best
vienna is nice and comfy
wtf is whale opening
E4 e5 c4
ok
Enjoy playing offbeat
its the virgin kings gambit
tbh im kinda out of prep here
Im still a lil in, not for long
Like 2-3moves till im out nd on 500level mode
Who wants to play a game called rate the rizz?
Book moves ended on move 4 but we still kinda in
I am going to show various dms women have sent me from the apps, yall gotta rate em
damn who are these "women" you talk about
they never send me shit
guy when i trap his queen
Anyone down to play?
Nvm im out of prep already tilt
im just playing something that looks fun
W rizz?
I have NEVER seen this lool
Yeah I thought so too lol
what the f
don't replace "1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Bc4 Bc5 5. O-O O-O 6. d3 d6 7. Bg5 Bg4 8. Nd5 Nd4 9. Qd2 Qd7 10. Bxf6 Bxf3 11. Ne7+ Kh8 12. Bxg7+ Kxg7 13. Qg5+ Kh8 14. Qf6#" with "poo"
biggest mistake of my life
wtf
Lmfao
imo if you gonna use a pickup line do a unique one
8 year olds after saying "I rhyme all the time" by accident
otherwise just hey tends to do the trick
the ceo of meta is a mf lizard
first to resign loses
who;s up for a game
alr, ill be black
- Kd2
Ke7
- Kd2
how
wait oops I mean 2. Ke1
Kd8
ok nvm I resign you win
bro said hi 3 times
hi
Ikr lmao
hi
hi
That's all for now, but I have tons more lol
People dm me the dumbest things sometimes
i should pose with a guitar too
so i can get a discord kitten
i puked in my mouth when i said that jesus
You 100% would
roses are red are violets are blue
this pickup line is dead and it's not working too
If you're into that...
im not
nice move
6/10 respect the effort
i wish i could attract normal women
bro just be patient ive also been ghosted many times
Hey uwu
once ive been ghosted for like a few months
roses are red, violets are blue
i shot for the stars, but i fell for you
I attract all kinds of women, but usually go for the older ones with tattoos and issues
she aint even reading the message
nahh 💀
Dang nice rizz
I like what I like
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Blitz: 1901 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1892 (1892 peak)
bros are moving in king moves 💀
Anyone from California here?
wow
Why are there times when i absolutely dominate in rapid
excessive heat warning 💀
At 800 rating
ok
You should be fine, arizona hit 117 a couple weeks ago
Is it on fahrenheit or celcius
Celsius fs
Then tie your shoes
oh thats celsius 💀

just do your best
bro but why is it 54/34 what does it mean
Its the middle of the summer. Monsoon season isnt here yet
this is an interesting position ngl
Its hot af 😂
no like
I kinda expected bf5 and wanted to play d3 anyway
its been like 22 celsius here but gonna be in the 30s where im heading
why is there 2
yea ig
yk what but atleast in america theres winter
Hottest part of the day and coldest part of the day
not like in the tropic countries
But im very passive nd lack developement
Youre chilling honestly
bros tryna catfish 💀
W
w
How did you get 2 brilliant moves
hi i’m v
checkmate threat that i ended up blundering because i wasnt thinking
idk how i even got a brilliant without thinking
Be smart
i dont even wanna imagine how smart i actually am at chess if i actually think
impossible
I was waiting for a cc brilliant move scam paragraph
id be unstoppable
Lets play
Pp rizz
Whats your elo
only when u connect ur accuont
True i lack alot of braincells
Smash
Wdym
Thats why im 500
blue is the new red
then i wont play
use link below to connect
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Are u v?
hi i’m v 
no hes poo
imma play a chess match and actually think
Hi v I'm rainymorning2.0
Did it wor
Damn
give it a sec
ok lol
there you go
wh
Hello guys
Me see pawn me take pawn
Me see king me take king
what are you seeking
bro
I will buy your chess account for 80 dollars right now
who?
You
lemme think
lo ok
no.
100 dollars
waow
bros offering the same amount of money for a chess.com account as a gothamchess course
400 dollars
still no
what is happening
1k take it or leave it
leave it
nah i think he wants the name
you're not even gonna give the money
Ah tilt
Damn bro
I forgot thats ur name
69420 million
Ur right, bc I’m broke
I would pay 5 dollar tho 🤑
guys if you want to make a quick buck in the future, you can claim inactive usernames
fo
there are some real gems waiting to be claimed
💀
Who needs a username when u can just name urself GM_urname
Like yours? Please tell me yours inactive
GM_BuriedCorpses, yeah that'll totally sound good if you go to a tournament
guys make sure to think
I got sober and won
GM_Nage
Totally.
i got 2 brilliants while stupidly high
GM*_My name is ur mom
NOW PRESENTING, OUR WINNER:
GRANDMASTER BURIED CORPSES
you awake?
Yeah I'm not gonna get over that
LMFAO
vienna is vthe best opening in the history of chess
My_mum_is_better_than_u_at_chess@tm
The ruy:
Did u lose to it much
OUR NEW WINNER:
GRANDMASTER MY MUM IS BETTER THAN U AT CHESS TRADEMARKED
i keep winning to it and its getting annoying
every single person that plays the ruy lopez against me LOSES
Then dont play e4 e5
Nobody likes the najdorf sicilian???
exactly play f4 e5
I like it
much better
ruy is actually mid
I like it
if black knows the marshall
let me ask my 2400 rated friend if ruy is trash i promise you he will say yes
He will say its good
The spanish
the bongcloud
its overrated
its solid, but if black knows the marshall you might need to play smth else for a white advantage
Vimun i almost hung my queen lmfao
Bet
im studying marshall
True
very boring and equal zzz
didnt magnus and hikaru play that once or something
yep
i will not be friends with anyone who thinks the ruy lopez is the best opening
lets say hypotheoretically everyone thinks that, your still gonna stay the same.
the bong cloud is cool
london is the best opening
I prefer the portuguese opening ngl
magnus playing kings gambit was really cool
The Grob Opening
WWWWWWW
or this yeah
Polish is good
Has magnus ever played the grob?
probalby
Ye u do
One of my teachers plays that opening
@ornate skiff You asleep?
also guys how do i get over my fear of loosing elo
they aren't
stop losing, only win
The Chess Club Teacher doesn't even know how to play chess aparently
gambits pawn. . .
unga - bunga
Chess is like gambling, there is no overcoming it
It's not a blunder it's a gambit
best opening is punching the board and breaking it in half
Gambits King
Guys, the best move against vienna gambit is to take the offered pawn
Bro wtf is this position
Please trust me
im joking
Please help
stockfish HATES gambits!
no its 100000% top engine move
33, 27, and 1
Tilt im wondering wtf we doin lmao
except queens gambit
Doesn't stockfish love Queen's Gambit?
isnt taking pawn in vienna a blunder in gm level LOL
stockfish doesnt play gambits
how to delete that
Wrong
,
where has stockfish played queens gambit
41, 7, and 58394
Wrong
I don't think it's the best move, but it's the only gambit that isn't losing for white
i know the secret to chess
2, 2, and 2
Wrong
ima keep guessing forever
sacrifice your knight in the opening
Keep guessing WRONG
44, 33, and 59,383,2759,38
Wrong
after d4 d5 which is top or 2nd engine move c4 is top engine move
how to go above 2400-2500 rating
you max out your iq stat
go above 500-999 first
according to his profile he may be 1300 in blitz
but 500-999 in rapid meaning he doesnt play rapid
calculate pthagorem theorem.
Calculating...
...
...
...
...
22, 4, and 8```
dedicate years of your life to a board game
no like 2400 puzzle rating
or cheat
Bet
im 2400 rn but i cant seem to pass 2500
No
Go above 500-999 rapid first
im planning on quitting chess because i suck so much at it that i have more losses than wins
i stale mated a game where i played 2 brilliant moves
Ok
...
...
...
...
No, you are wrong. Computer is always right. It is 22, 4, and 8
This message was generated by BadGPT```
No
guys whats the most comfortable opening for white?
bongcloud
bruh
No
Good Morning monas. It seems that you are disagreeing with me. Perhaps you'd like to talk with my develops at the following phone number: 666-666-6666
BadGPT
your mom
your
This move has detected to be a blunder. Reason: Pawn can take queen.
BadGPT
yes your
you should be afraid for looking into my eyes
be sorry
Tell me the answer to my question
I'm sorry, let's try to keep the threats to a minimal in conversation between monas and BadGPT.
BadGPT
im going to do something devious to you
find a set of moves which win a queen answer= free nitro ||JK||
something malevolent
caro kann
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BadGPT
oh sorry guys i dont know the rules hehehhe
that’s not the question
Shall I tell you the story between me and my brother ChatGPT?
BadGPT
i love chess
and you turned 2 of the words into thin air
Don't we all love the scandanavian
no.
its ass
only good opening for black is caro and sicilian
I am not a person, therefore I am unable to solve this equation. Thank you for your time.
BadGPT
Theres a thing called sarcasm
@grim edge
Caught bro in 4k down bad in the dms
Lol
oh come on why
well u didnt answer, m or f?
why people giving me free W's
Dude look at my name and profile it’s obvious I’m a guy
It's the fan
not really but i wouldnt assume you were a chick 
Loud
Afternoon Lads```
https://www.chess.com/game/live/81218166014 HOW DID I WIN THIS LOL
































































1. d3 h5 2. e4 g5 3. Nf3 f5 4. g4 e5 5. gxf5 d5 6. exd5 c5 7. b3 b5 8. c4 a5 9. cxb5 a4 10. Nc3 axb3 11. axb3 Rxa1 12. d6 Qa5 13. Nxe5 Qxc3+ 14. Ke2 Ra2+ 15. Bd2 Qxe5+ 16. Kf3 g4+ 17. Kg2 Bxf5 18. h3 Nf6 19. hxg4 Nxg4 20. f3 Bxd6 21. fxg4 Qg3#
Ew nasty feet and dirty floor
🤤
@grim edge where is my answer
i was sorting my old toys
i regret instantly
💀💀💀
Ey yo pause
whut the fook
"not gay/furry" yeah right
Yall rn

Bro people are so zesty on here it’s crazy
Mhm
Beat Isabel 3 days ago and beat Wally on my first try today 😭
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/83040685701?tab=review can someone gamereview this
































































1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 c6 3. Bf4 Nf6 4. e3 e6 5. Nbd2 Be7 6. Bd3 O-O 7. c3 a5 8. a4 b6 9. O-O c5 10. Ne5 cxd4 11. exd4 Bd6 12. Re1 Be7 13. Re3 Bd6 14. Qf3 Nfd7 15. Bxh7+ Kxh7 16. Qh5+ Kg8 17. Rh3 f6 18. Qh7#
@keen parrot rate my pronouns
hello
Very inclusive
heal yourself now
Or u can buy the premium urself
I am healed
hi
Cr healer
hi
my pronoun is only she because I'll never be her (bg music: ive never felt so alone)

Z
my pronouns are he/he cause ill never be him (im michael jackson)
chess prob
hi i’m v
hi v
imagine spending your childhood studying chess lmao couldnt be me 😭
Yodelay/he/hoo
I just play and learn
let the man rest, he has had a tough day crying about not asking her out
Well I want someone around my rating or higher. I’m studying Italian for white and Sicilian for black but I’m down to study anything conventional (and slightly common)
wait fr?
what’s ur rating?
i mean i use tools like chessbase to build my own prep
U don’t learn that way u play matches to see what u learned correlates to the game study is reviewing past games and learning openings tactic’s middle and end games
I used aimchess
can anyone guess my pronouns
i also have opening books that i use
who/where (ur invisible)
Sure we can join a 2 person vc if u want
its obvious tho, you're a she
Alr I can’t yet tho, what’s ur timezone?
xe/xis
he/she
Central
wait is bast okay
xim/xer?
Ok I’m pacific so that’s close. I’ll be able to later tonight
xaxaxax
xaxaaxxaxa
What’s ur rating and i will need to play a match against u too see where u are at
my pronouns are USA
1200 (sry I’m not good) 
USA I LOVE AMERICA NUMBER ONE JOEBIDEN
e
That’s fine
What’s the rating?
ew usa
so you love her?
I can play u rn tho
uh
My rating is 1400
what do u think im doing?
you love me?
that would be wildly inappropiate
Send me a match request and make it rapid
are you the tilt from yesterday ceo of tilt
Free coaching! (I am 100 elo)
ye
y'all I'm at 2% bye
Ye i tried
adios
Try removing U
Too lazy to clear
wait kilometer is a weight right 
A kilometer is 1000 meters
I am indian
you are so racist
💀
fr
skill
hi everybody
those are warning blunders
thank you genius
oh hes gone
Me, i need to win games mate
john curtis bad ngl
what the hell is this random matchmaking
skillbased
Easy win
For the 300 tho idk if ull survive
(thats why you q -25 +inf)
I do -25 +25
wicked
i do +infinity so i can face the occasional tough guy
I do -200 +200
Fair
coward
Chess.com drunk?
The highest person ive beaten now is a 1900 or smth
infity infinity is the best
me tommorow
Im not as good as u
i get more lower rated than higher
Wat elo are you
random 1900s sneaking into my matches
46
mooooo
what is love
baby dont hurt me
dont hurt me

Sup 600s!
No more
yum
smh was waiting for someone else to continue
You are better than me at least
ohhh albert working
finally
Cap
!welcome
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i forgot to mention that
Your better than me too

Is there a way to reset my whole account
Im not dat good
cap
make a new one
Cus I kinda hate my rating rn I want it to be 0
cap
Am only a 1300 you a 2000
You are the strongest 500 I have ever seen
Okay then no cap.
Wat elo are you mate?
Do u mean that
-π
ANYONE?
jjdkxiodjejdjjxjd rind me kdis
Yes, fr
Yo mama
I don't want to
Awe
The guy defeated me on freaken 9th or 10th game when he was getting adopted
7th*
can anyone explain the difference between kings fianchietto and kings indian
Literally played into a freaken opening trap
U did yes
It was Sicilian mouse slip anyway
the kings indian is the opening which goes like d4 nf6 c4 g6 etc, a kingside fianchetto is the concept of playing g3 bg2 or g6 bg7
I defeated my friend 11 times while drawing 2 and losing 1
is your friend 1500 points higher than you?
Yep when i was just starting...
Must have been solid luck
@keen parrot i forgot that was hanging
is kings indian only black side?
and finchetto white?
500 elo momen
the kings indian is a setup which black initiates
ok ty
Ill flag u
fianchetto is the concept of putting your bishop in the corner, like a sniper
be better
No.
It was 3 games 400 vs 1600
1 lose 2wins
Then 5 games 900 vs 200
All win
Not as rare as one time I was playing mope.io and I got the rarest animal 1/3000 chance 4 times in a row
He sucks at chess.... but clicked the advanced elo....
@keen parrot
yeah?
is kings finchetto white?
Yep
isnt but wouldnt that be kings indian on black?
a fianchetto is not an opening, its a concept
He means the opening
Kings fianchetto opening
it is an opening no?
thats not an opening
it is
just cause chess.com has a name there doesnt mean ppl call it that bozo
g3 bg2 has a name
Mate gotham chess calls it that...
gothams content is for under 1200z
Even GMs call it that
he explains it so you bozos understand
g3 bg2 often transposes
its not a standalone opening
Said the persom who dosent know that kings fianchetto opening is an opening
you a dumbass fr
actually it’s the hungarian opening 🤓
Yes it can be called that
its called the i want to lose opening
But most of the time is kings fianchetto opening
fr
no
g3 h5 and u die
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Even wikipedia says it...
If its a live game mate we cant help you
I have never seen someone good call it that let alone play that
no it's a yt vid
Oh italian game ... he explains it in the vid
Ba3 should be fine
he blocks with pawn
Yea cuz its a terrible opening... but it is an opening regardless
the lines that dont transpose are garbo yeah
So its settled then kings fianchetto opening is an opening but its garbage...
no one calls it that
anyone wanna play
sure 
rapid?
Then just call it hugarian opening or kings fianchetto opening but it is an opening
alr
nvm let's play blitz https://play.chess.com/G1L5g @keen parrot
vimun bully or bad
is pawn b4 good
I think
isnt d4 better
From what I see it prepared d4 bishop move and n d2
Won't work
why
the bishop is hanging bro
But the Kings Indian Defence is an opening but a fianchetto directly is not an opening for black. Kingside and Queenside Fianchettos are both for white and black. Tho there are some openings that require you to play a fianchetto to get into that opening or go into the that opening's theory...
he said d4 or d4 is the best
What?
d4 is equalish
No like instant d4
there are some testing lines w e5
Equal but idk about c3
.....
im so confused
i believe b4 isnt that good but it should be fine
im 500
Is the caro kann good or should i change to french defence?
I hate the Fantasy Var. Of the caro kann defence
caro kann is good
Lets play?
c4 into the bishop?
Am a stupid 1300 who knows nothing about chess
same
Wait what
Tho only one time i faced that opening var.
I am so confused
the bishop is on c4
What do u play against it
Nvm
Only one time i faced that var. Tho I still won cuz opponent blundered bishop fork in the end game...
And losing a piece in the end game is a death sentence...
So Atomic Chess?
how do i connect my chess accouts
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Essentially.
g6
ggs
gg
i tried taking and e5 but that went into flames

that got close w my mouseslip
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U want to play a match
literally my nickname and u still get it wrong
Yep cuz am a 1300 who knows nothing
Make it rapid
Sup 600s and the user with the name "!welcome"!
y
Sup Panda.
hi wonka wonka
its gonna take too long lol
I’m used to it
Everything good, wbu?
Hey!!
Yeaahh !
Who won?
i did
kinda obvious dont u think
Likewise.

willy wonka did
E

wdym
me after u play caro
Is vienna a good opening for a 1300?

yes
don't remind me 
yes
Wat about if i dont know any theory?
pure freaken garbage
Vienna is all about traps and theory if you dont know them, it's just a stoopid opening
Transpose into four knight with vienna
if ppl know d5 its dro
ew no tf
i beat level 25 chess ai
now you still have theory
I beat kids || in chess ||
four knights is sleeper
me too
Good thing i know opening theory :)
i smash kids ||in real life||
I was 1022 drop all the way back to 980
without the spoiler part?
Ayoooo
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what
Thanks I gained 20 elo
nah bro wha-
You beat kids in real life or in chess?
Nahh
sussy
in chess obviously
sure.
that just made me became world champion holy
@mystic stream u wanna play a game of chess
chess
no
Me after drawing against Martin.
my opponent hung a rook to a pin a few days ago

boosts ego by +3000 elo
peppo cute
i blocked alot of people on this server. when i block out the negative people, it actually looks kinda pleasant.
lmao, why you telling that to everyone
what are you trying to prove
that person has some mental health issues
Me after drawing against Stockfish 16 while using stockfish 15.1
I guessed it.
because i can
and whatre you gonna do to keep me quiet?
E
Block you
go ahead
i didnt kill the rook
Dam u getting cooked
i think theyre just bothered by the fact i can say whatever i want and not care
omg theres a drama in chat
everyones hot and bothered
ikr?
Could have been a dick and took all of ur pieces then promoted to knights
its a brilliancy
lol the queen itself is already bullying me



