💬〡general-off-topic

[charred surge]

fr im scared of u bro

[tepid panther]

Rxe7?

[queen canyon]

Why my msg got deleted?

[dusky marsh]

mine either

[potent merlin]

By reaching 1500

[teal dragon]

Really 😭

[charred surge]

nvm

[rose thunder]

SCARY

[dusky marsh]

couldn't be me

[charred surge]

its stalemate thats a game i js played with him

[rose thunder]

oh

[charred surge]

PIXELATED

I USED UR TIER LIST CAN U ADD ME IN IT PLEASEEE

[umbral crane]

I asked already more than 20 minutes

[buoyant spoke]

Slowly coming to 1k elo rn at 940

[dusky marsh]

why is it so hot in here

[charred surge]

oh ok

[buoyant spoke]

I think

[charred surge]

bc of me

🥵

k bye guys

[teal dragon]

Fr

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[teal dragon]

Im so good i beat a 600

[pine bronze]

Lol

[upbeat viper]

chill

[upbeat viper]

#😆〡random-memes

[wispy spindle]

owned

[high oasis]

bike

[pine bronze]

How can I send photo

[pine bronze]

How can I take trusted role

[dusky marsh]

connect ur acc

[mellow fiber]

what's the lichess equivalent of 900 on chess.com?

[gilded meteor]

9000

[rose thunder]

700 ish

[dreamy sorrel]

How can i talk with an stuff member?

[gilded meteor]

Maybe 1100-1250

[mellow fiber]

?????

[rose thunder]

no, translating to chesscom

[gilded meteor]

Oh

[mellow fiber]

lichess is supposed to be harder?

[rose thunder]

chesscom is like 200 elo more than lichess

[pine bronze]

How

[dusky marsh]

idk

[rose thunder]

/connect

[dusky marsh]

oh ywah

[zealous merlin]

mein unmute my real acc

[fleet scroll]

lichess and chess.com use different algorithms for rating

[drifting sand]

Hello

[fleet scroll]

not really productive to compare them

[steady trail]

hey how do you get the trusted discord role?

[fleet scroll]

do /trust

[rose thunder]

must be

[upbeat viper]

yep

[viral epoch]

Based

[steady trail]

alr thanks

[fleet scroll]

np

[keen parrot]

lmao what was that

[viral epoch]

What

[upbeat viper]

nop

don't even know the name

[viral epoch]

Kanye West merch

Have you ever played rugby?

[wispy spindle]

How did my roblox birthday party get deleted 😿

[dreamy sorrel]

How can i talk with someone of chess.com?

[upbeat viper]

by sending a message

[viral epoch]

Contact support

[upbeat viper]

to [e-mail] yep

[keen parrot]

https://support.chess.com/

[drifting sand]

my message..

[viral epoch]

Bastoura is Anitta really in France

[upbeat viper]

yep

[upbeat viper]

she's in Nice rn I guess

[viral epoch]

Paris

Baguette

[drifting sand]

Who's anitta

[upbeat viper]

staff

[viral epoch]

Big tall metal tower

[upbeat viper]

and best person here

[wispy spindle]

I’m right here???

[keen parrot]

||simp||

[drifting sand]

Simp

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

its true

[upbeat viper]

lemme be

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/875323126819467264/904834380197941248/excited.gif

[keen parrot]

dont kekw me its true

should have asked her out smh

[upbeat viper]

nah

[drifting sand]

LMAO

[upbeat viper]

wo wo

[wispy spindle]

LOL

[upbeat viper]

chill

[keen parrot]

no eggplants? sadge

[charred glade]

lol

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-19410756

[latent pebble]

Brazilians in Paris

[keen parrot]

deleted it cause you knew it was true

[latent pebble]

Why’s everything getting deleted

[upbeat viper]

[wispy spindle]

how did i get deleted for asking WHY 3 PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME FIRST NAME

[latent pebble]

What did you guys say

[upbeat viper]

related to politics

[wispy spindle]

😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[novel moat]

Bast it's alright to have a crush

[upbeat viper]

[novel moat]

[latent pebble]

💀

Is it on who I think it is

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

me when its shippin time

[upbeat viper]

chill with the caps @dreamy sorrel

[novel moat]

Bast are you even close in age

[drifting sand]

Wake up to reality

[upbeat viper]

smh

[wispy spindle]

😭

[latent pebble]

Like 4 years apart or smth no?

[upbeat viper]

bye chat

[keen parrot]

its like 4 yrs apart yeah

[novel moat]

Bast answer me

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bfVI2.gif

[wispy spindle]

👋

[keen parrot]

which isnt too bad

[novel moat]

4 years????

[latent pebble]

Yeah

[keen parrot]

yeah they both adults

[drifting sand]

Based kitten is an ekitten?

[novel moat]

Alright I see how it is

[dreamy sorrel]

where are the gm's here?

[novel moat]

Bast go for it

[drifting sand]

[latent pebble]

Sorry I took all of em

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-circle-class-gif-12604813

[latent pebble]

One lives in Brazil and one lives in a hellhole

[dreamy sorrel]

they made this whole discord page to make more money but give 0 facilitys to the ones that want to take back his money?

[keen parrot]

they are the same person

[latent pebble]

real

[keen parrot]

contact support through mail

we cant help you chief

[novel moat]

But aren't they at the same place rn

[keen parrot]

yeah but twitchcon is over

[wispy spindle]

Discord don’t make money silly

[novel moat]

Wouldn't it be the perfect timing for it

[keen parrot]

exactly

[latent pebble]

Different continents

[novel moat]

@upbeat viper

[dreamy sorrel]

@keen parrot I did, he response if i really want the refounf i answered him "yes" the same day and 37 hors after i got nothing more

[wispy spindle]

If i had a quarter for every time i got a message deleted—

[upbeat viper]

[novel moat]

Bast do it

[keen parrot]

wait some more, after 48 hours send another msg idk

[drifting sand]

Based

[upbeat viper]

nö

[novel moat]

Yös

[keen parrot]

idk how long it needs to take

[latent pebble]

yesn’t

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[novel moat]

Bast if you don't do it now you wont get the chance again

[wispy spindle]

👋

[dreamy sorrel]

no i dont want to wait more

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[dreamy sorrel]

i want my money back

[drifting sand]

Guys really forcing someone to confess to their crush

[umbral crane]

guys who can play with rating 1500+?

[upbeat viper]

smh

[keen parrot]

i mean its pretty obvious

[novel moat]

It's true

[ebon brook]

guys join

[last verge]

why is /profile still broken

[keen parrot]

stop it, get some help

[upbeat viper]

@ebon brook #🕹〡gaming

[latent pebble]

it’s rizz

[keen parrot]

Albert is on strike

[drifting sand]

I'm with him bruv! 😭

[upbeat viper]

get some help

[drifting sand]

Do itt

[last verge]

sadge

[latent pebble]

tilt is not sane!!

[novel moat]

Bast imagine if she would've said yes but you never had the courage to ask

[last verge]

vimun how to be 2600

[latent pebble]

Be a bad player

[keen parrot]

i wanna know too

[upbeat viper]

smh

[drifting sand]

The worst she can say is no bruv

[upbeat viper]

[novel moat]

SO TRUE

[dreamy sorrel]

i gues if it not GMS here i can say or do whatever i want right?

[wispy spindle]

Wrong she called the police on me

[keen parrot]

what?

[ebon brook]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01622db630

[upbeat viper]

[latent pebble]

If she says no it’ll just be extremely awkward

[ebon brook]

join pls

[upbeat viper]

oh

[keen parrot]

No

[upbeat viper]

other mod lurking

[drifting sand]

[upbeat viper]

hi other mod

[ebon brook]

its fun trust

[latent pebble]

Stop spamming

[upbeat viper]

don't send your balls in chat

[keen parrot]

||anitta||

[upbeat viper]

and

[novel moat]

Bast do it or you'll regret not doing it

[last verge]

[grim edge]

blud does not like "balls"

[upbeat viper]

nah

[latent pebble]

I need some fact checkers for this one man

[wispy spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodcartier-gif-25778488

[drifting sand]

If you really like her then do it mate

[upbeat viper]

can't regret it

[latent pebble]

do not pull à shinji

[novel moat]

Do you really want to live knowing the outcome could've been different if you just had asked

[latent pebble]

bro

[upbeat viper]

wo chill

fr

[wispy spindle]

?

[buoyant spoke]

At the rate i am getting elo i might reach 1600-1400 in 2 months rn at 940 elo

[drifting sand]

That guy straight up disrespected his crush

[keen parrot]

i wouldnt let that slide

[latent pebble]

W pin fr?

[upbeat viper]

elo isn't linear

[upbeat viper]

locked out again ?

wut

[wispy spindle]

me when check

[keen parrot]

locked out L

[last verge]

people do have linear increase sometimes though

[grim edge]

@latent pebble NOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[old thistle]

Albert is back

[buoyant spoke]

I have gotten around 400+ in this month alone

[last verge]

bro got locked out

[old thistle]

Omg

[novel moat]

Bast

[last verge]

what did bro do

[wispy spindle]

HE DID NUN WRONG

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tilt

This is the Chess.com profile of tilt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2337 (2344 peak)
Blitz: 2360 (2525 peak)
Bullet: 2469 (2572 peak)

[keen parrot]

bot bek

[wispy spindle]

LOL

[last verge]

NOOO

ITS NOT WORKING

[upbeat viper]

oh

bot back

nice

\0/

[grim edge]

I Remember when bot gave locked out for fnx and @grim edge for no reason is it the same here?

[upbeat viper]

happy

[wispy spindle]

Lollllll

[novel moat]

@upbeat viper do you really want to live having to hide your feelings or would you rather tell her and see how it plays out

[old thistle]

We will check this case

[last verge]

why is profile not working

[drifting sand]

Agree

[upbeat viper]

wouldn't change anything tbh

[old thistle]

Give Albert some time pls

[last verge]

no i need to beat up albert

[upbeat viper]

oh well

we still can't check for moderation

[drifting sand]

As a man yes

[wispy spindle]

Albert’s a little slow fr

[upbeat viper]

[novel moat]

Then how will you ever find the right one for you if you're too scared to ask

[old thistle]

Same as everyone when they wake up

[upbeat viper]

I'm used to it

[grim edge]

[drifting sand]

🫂

[novel moat]

You don't have to be. Change it up and go talk to her

[umbral crane]

guuuuuys who can play with me? desire rating 1500+

[old thistle]

Her?

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

nothing Scipio

[novel moat]

Her

[old thistle]

[rose thunder]

im 1000 and willing to play

[upbeat viper]

[old thistle]

I think I missed something here

[upbeat viper]

yeye

shhh

[hallow mirage]

i can play

[novel moat]

No but actually you have to do it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1884 (1884 peak)

[old thistle]

Ok

[last verge]

finally

[wispy spindle]

Omg electro dragon

[upbeat viper]

I don't have to

[keen parrot]

Banitta

[hallow mirage]

tahsnk

[umbral crane]

no no bro 1500+

[old thistle]

Oh I thought someone else lol

[hallow mirage]

i identify as 1500+

[drifting sand]

It's okay man... Yk not everyone has a vibrant life as others i think i get him..

[upbeat viper]

who

:v

[hallow mirage]

would you like to play

[old thistle]

Someone I wouldn't know

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1884 (1884 peak)

[novel moat]

Of course, but can you live knowing it all could've been different

[upbeat viper]

oké

[umbral crane]

you are sure?

[last verge]

albert my beloved

[upbeat viper]

[boreal flower]

Find M3

[rose thunder]

take it or leave it

[old thistle]

Albert the goat carrying the whole server

[hallow mirage]

very sure

[upbeat viper]

Albert being tortured and exploited rn

[novel moat]

Bast talk to me

[upbeat viper]

Pikapi

[umbral crane]

ok if you loss?

[hallow mirage]

if i loss, you will win

[novel moat]

What if this is the turning point of your life where it all starts to work out

Imagine the happiness

[drifting sand]

Lol

[hallow mirage]

want white or black

[umbral crane]

i will loss time if i'm beat you

[wispy spindle]

why

[hallow mirage]

nice

[last verge]

you don;t need to find m3 its completely winning

[old thistle]

Duck you will have 2k at every format soon

[umbral crane]

today only Karma (2069) won me only because I did not notice one move

[wispy spindle]

Frrr

[drifting sand]

You can't hope for someone else to be a turning point of your life bro

[last verge]

im bad at speed chess though

[timber turret]

Hi

[old thistle]

If you are bad I am completely trash

[hallow mirage]

accept this https://play.chess.com/5CAmG

[last verge]

i keep losing

[drifting sand]

If they come to you it's fine but you should never hope for it

[novel moat]

Wouldn't call it hoping but why can't a girl/boy make your life better?

[old thistle]

Why do you think I am chilling around 1700 blitz

[hallow mirage]

??????

[keen parrot]

i wish i even had a girl to approach, my lonely ass could never

[drifting sand]

Buddha said that expectations are the root of all suffering

[viral epoch]

Sleepio

[umbral crane]

go maan

[hallow mirage]

@umbral crane are you doemath

[broken compass]

what happening

[old thistle]

Hi :)

[hallow mirage]

or sg_cp

[umbral crane]

sure

[viral epoch]

Hellu

[broken compass]

and hello

[drifting sand]

Don't expect anything from anyone

[umbral crane]

codemath

[hallow mirage]

ok some asswipe named sg_cp clicked the link

[raw frigate]

Cute vienna player 😭😭

[hallow mirage]

sry about that

[rose thunder]

dm the link

[hallow mirage]

i accepted

[drifting sand]

My guy @upbeat viper must have his reasons that he is choosing not to confess

[old thistle]

[hallow mirage]

yea i will next time

[old thistle]

Pixel reminding me of the obvious

[novel moat]

Most of the times it's just due to being scared of rejection

[wispy spindle]

anyone?

[raw frigate]

2

[boreal flower]

Only in Ohio (my dad left me) (my mom disowned me) (I play d4) (I play the London)

[wispy spindle]

no

[dusky marsh]

bros stuck in this question for hours

[visual robin]

FINALLLYYY

[wispy spindle]

pls help

[rose thunder]

Kxi9#

[visual robin]

after 6 months

[wispy spindle]

no

[ornate ivy]

he loves me

[drifting sand]

If you brainstorm a bit you see that there are other reasons as well

[dusky marsh]

just ask ur math teacher at this point

[wispy spindle]

how

[old thistle]

I will play rapid today

[novel moat]

Of course, but I'd still say majority of the time it's because of rejection

[wispy spindle]

95% cannot solve

[dusky marsh]

idk send him the question

[drifting sand]

What if a person's life isn't as vibrant and he can't make someone happy and the other person they're trying to get is just perfect in every way

[old thistle]

Thanks

[wispy spindle]

you help instead

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-fire-writing-heat-gif-25524005

[dusky marsh]

im lazy to read

[wispy spindle]

me too

[novel moat]

How do you know he can't make someone happy?

[tepid panther]

Trust me it's fire

[dusky marsh]

my man is back

[rose thunder]

ive only had 1 girl actually like me about 2 years ago and i can tell its not gonna happen again for a while 💀

[drifting sand]

That was just an example

[wispy spindle]

school system is done for

[keen parrot]

listening to it rn

[hallow mirage]

@umbral crane en passant is forced remember??

[novel moat]

It's alright guys, I can be hired as your personal motivator

[keen parrot]

i like it

[upbeat viper]

yall are cute trying to help me out

but

[novel moat]

Bast

[drifting sand]

Code interpretation?

[novel moat]

I can keep on going

[drifting sand]

HLL to LLL?

Like python to object code

0s and 1s

[umbral crane]

why did you give up?

[hallow mirage]

because u r too good

[umbral crane]

sarcasm

[sonic karma]

J

[drifting sand]

Do u share memes all day in the gen chat

[umbral crane]

you have a 1700 rating i'm too good for you?

[hallow mirage]

dude ur 2100

[wispy spindle]

🤔

[umbral crane]

but you have 1700

it is not small

[hallow mirage]

2100 is higher than 1700

[drifting sand]

?

[hallow mirage]

SUS

[umbral crane]

guys who can play with me 1500+?

[drifting sand]

Alright imma dip

It's night here Gn chat

[keen parrot]

guys lets be a bit more cozy in chat

some romantic music

for the occasion

[umbral crane]

please go to play please

[hallow mirage]

SUS

[keen parrot]

feel it flowing inside of you

[drifting sand]

What a Gentleman

[novel moat]

Ahh sorry I'm actually 1499

[keen parrot]

quite an esteemed sir

[teal dragon]

Dreamybull???

[keen parrot]

he is actually a very talented musician

[umbral crane]

@grim edge can you play with me?

ok can you play?

please man

i'm so boring

[bright glade]

LMAO

[novel moat]

Hold on

[keen parrot]

the musical spirit of course

[novel moat]

[keen parrot]

what else were you thinking about moon

[umbral crane]

guuuuuys who can play with me? 1500+

[novel moat]

I'm only 1499

[upbeat viper]

[novel moat]

Bast

[potent merlin]

Make a new account and set to "expert"

[novel moat]

Do you need motivational support

[upbeat viper]

maybe

[novel moat]

I dm'd you but you didn't respond

[teal dragon]

A man of many talents

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

dude his sax is actually fire

bast just found out that he had to shoot his shot and he didnt

which makes him

[upbeat viper]

no no

[novel moat]

We tried telling him

[upbeat viper]

always is me

[novel moat]

Bast you need to do it before it's too late

[upbeat viper]

[novel moat]

Imagine if you didn't have to be

[upbeat viper]

imagine

[novel moat]

Actually, no need to imagine just tell her

[upbeat viper]

nah

[keen parrot]

something like "i had a fun time meeting you and getting to know you"

something small

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

doesnt have to be a confession of love

[old thistle]

Thanks for the luck wishes, Pixel

[upbeat viper]

hi Scip

[old thistle]

Hi Bast :)

[upbeat viper]

lol

nice queen

yum yum

[old thistle]

Oh no my knight but opponent didn't take

[novel moat]

@upbeat viper you know you can become close friends and you don't even risk anything doing so

[old thistle]

Hyped

[upbeat viper]

oh ?

dam

[old thistle]

Most goofy way to dodge theory in the Fantasy

[upbeat viper]

lmao

[novel moat]

Ah

[upbeat viper]

'yeah Imma block all my pieces"

[tepid panther]

It's part of my vibes playlist

[old thistle]

It got even better

[last verge]

isnt white just comfortably better

[keen parrot]

it def hits some vibes for me too

[old thistle]

Yeah but unknown position so +1.6 got down to +0.3 quickly

[umbral crane]

guys who can play with me?

[novel moat]

You're supposed to play e5 if they don't play it no?

[umbral crane]

rating 1500+

[old thistle]

I have no clue

[novel moat]

Oh

[spiral badger]

I can play

[old thistle]

Engine seems to agree with you

[umbral crane]

rating?

[spiral badger]

1500

[old thistle]

I had no idea so I played Nf3

[novel moat]

[tepid panther]

Tf is this

[umbral crane]

no without him he always beat me

[old thistle]

Engine wanted e5 after Qc7 again and didn't like my Bc4

[upbeat viper]

obviously

[umbral crane]

hmm

[upbeat viper]

because he could have played e6

[old thistle]

Just block

[upbeat viper]

making your bishop dumb

[spiral badger]

My chess.com username is dislikebutton

[tepid panther]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4LVbZL1cxFvtRGNY4HZX79?si=lbUuO53YSmeTsGiK6-KRoA

[old thistle]

Dumb? I want to castle quickly and sac my bishop best case

[upbeat viper]

yeah but still

Bc4 runs into e6

[umbral crane]

https://play.chess.com/uhLRa

[tepid panther]

Idek who he is lol

[keen parrot]

ill check it out on the car ride tmrw

[old thistle]

Engine likes b5 or e5 lol

[upbeat viper]

e5 makes sense

[old thistle]

Some random stranger

[upbeat viper]

I'd have played e5 tbh

[tepid panther]

They're all pretty chill and meant to listen during pretty much anything

[old thistle]

Opponent did play e5 in the game actually

[upbeat viper]

turning into some advance french structure

[tepid panther]

Thoughts?

[old thistle]

Oh wow I played such a bad move

[old thistle]

W

[upbeat viper]

Bd3 e5 kinda of stuff

[novel moat]

I would've definitely played e5

[upbeat viper]

I love playing as white against some advance french struc

[tepid panther]

I might add scipio to the boys, he doesn't give me warnings when I post phantom forces clips lmao

[old thistle]

+2.6 advantage and I equalize because I am a bozo

[upbeat viper]

rip

[old thistle]

Ng5 looks super strong but I played Bg5

[tacit coyote]

hi

[old thistle]

Locked out and just joined what

[upbeat viper]

what da bot doin

[novel moat]

Ahh scipio you need to punish your opponent in the opening when they do goofy stuff

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> deityindra

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1634 (1732 peak)
Blitz: 1134 (1432 peak)
Bullet: 1128 (1450 peak)

[tacit coyote]

i keep getting false lockout help

[upbeat viper]

lol

[keen parrot]

account tagged maybe?

[old thistle]

That was weird

Albert is scary

[kind moat]

Hey I just got a phone!

Thanks dad

[upbeat viper]

oh actually

[old thistle]

The problem is usually I am the one doing goofy stuff

[upbeat viper]

look at the notes Scip

[novel moat]

Albert has a hold of this server

[warped galleon]

better not

[old thistle]

[novel moat]

[old thistle]

Albert was right

[novel moat]

You dare question albert

[upbeat viper]

the guy's account isn't banned anymore tho'

hmm

[novel moat]

Albert is allknowing

[tacit coyote]

i joined again i bet i get false lockout AGAIN

[tepid panther]

I am music plug

[tacit coyote]

help

[tepid panther]

Unless it's hip hop or rap

[tacit coyote]

pls help

[tepid panther]

Or literally anything that's not some sort of rock

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2300 (2300 peak)
Blitz: 2406 (2485 peak)
Bullet: 2510 (2527 peak)

[warped galleon]

Seems like someone is going all electric on this server

[old thistle]

Doofus locked him out days ago though

[potent merlin]

@grim edge hi therealmangoland_YT

[upbeat viper]

yep but 'unlocking blablabla"

[old thistle]

Seems evasion is still possible

[novel moat]

[tepid panther]

🥱

[warped galleon]

[mystic stream]

imagine not being a professional phantom forcesplayer

[potent merlin]

Hi Kayden

[tepid panther]

IM SAYING

[warped galleon]

roblos

[umbral crane]

@spiral badger how can i play?

for 700 rating

[spiral badger]

Gg

[umbral crane]

?

[grim edge]

Checkers > Chess

[tepid panther]

Bro deleted my goated clip smh

[vale python]

Hello

[spiral badger]

Your not 700 lmao

[tepid panther]

I need more clips to post

[fallen storm]

how do i get my braincells back? theyre ded

[umbral crane]

guys who can play with me?

[vale python]

send an invitation link

[umbral crane]

rating?

[fallen storm]

too expensive

[vale python]

Can you send me the link for that book please ?

[fallen storm]

im braincelldead

[umbral crane]

what is your rating

[potent merlin]

How did the game go?

[vale python]

blitz , bullet or rapid ?

[umbral crane]

check dm

[upper ice]

does anyone want to play with me

[spiral badger]

I was demolished

[potent merlin]

700 beating a 1500

[umbral crane]

no we just playing

[umbral crane]

i'm not 700)

[vale python]

yes send me an invitation link

[teal dragon]

Omm cheesewater

[potent merlin]

Your profile says so

[umbral crane]

10 minutes

[fallen storm]

i fell for it:((

[umbral crane]

what is your rating man? @vale python

[upper ice]

https://play.chess.com/wTKBN

[teal dragon]

Would you fall for this tho

[fallen storm]

tf is this

[teal dragon]

Lichess 💀💀💀

[vale python]

about 1400 at blitz but my rating in that site it's not that accurate , i am playing chill games there

[fallen storm]

i see that take -> bh2

[spiral badger]

Bro just said you were 700 before

[potent merlin]

Free pawn

[teal dragon]

Free pawn guys

[native prairie]

Nice play tho

[potent merlin]

Nothing to see there

[umbral crane]

check upwards

[teal dragon]

Blud thought he could play fried liver against sicilian

[umbral crane]

bro sorry but 1400 is not

[native prairie]

Queen takes, Bh2 and takes with your queen

[teal dragon]

Yh

[vale python]

is not what ?

[umbral crane]

i don't want to play with you

[teal dragon]

Lichess 1450 fell for that (like cc 1000)

[native prairie]

Damn

[vale python]

👍

[native prairie]

I feel like if I played consistently

[umbral crane]

guys who can play with me 1500+?

[native prairie]

I could go for 1200 in 4 months

[fallen storm]

puzzle

[native prairie]

Or less

[torpid hazel]

omg guys

[novel moat]

Im 1499 is that good enough?

[torpid hazel]

i reached the 1900 elo in blitz

[fallen storm]

nothing new

[native prairie]

Now what’s the best move for white

[fallen storm]

ya know viruses and government gotta open up along with the browser

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1892 (1892 peak)

[native prairie]

Best move for white?

[raw frigate]

Almost died

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anonimooose

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2192 (2244 peak)
Blitz: 2675 (2859 peak)
Bullet: 2562 (2824 peak)

[ornate ivy]

oh its back

[last verge]

[fallen storm]

duck wipe?

[last verge]

????

my account seems to be working fine

[torpid hazel]

shesh

[latent pebble]

Why is this a brilliant it’s literally just an exchange

[last verge]

Qxd5 zwischenzug maybe

[upper ice]

ur good gg

[vale python]

Gg

[fallen storm]

Nxd5 zwischchendead maybe?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1892 (1892 peak)

[wispy spindle]

yo yo yo!

[latent pebble]

Nxf3 Qh4+ Kg2

[native prairie]

I mean you win a pawn

[latent pebble]

Qxd5 is mid

[wispy spindle]

Imagine getting locked out

[opaque apex]

hey gamers

[wispy spindle]

😂😂😂😂😂

[latent pebble]

Bug I think or sum

[opaque apex]

I've been having the flu for a week

[native prairie]

Prob the best move from this position

[wispy spindle]

same except it’s not the flu and i just got bitten by a bunch of bugs

[latent pebble]

Sure but it doesn’t sacrifice anything

[opaque apex]

mosquitoes?

[wispy spindle]

Idk

[tepid panther]

Maybe Nh3?

[latent pebble]

ez puzzle from a game I had

[opaque apex]

whenever I get bitten, it's always a mosquito

I've had 13 bites in one day before

[wispy spindle]

check

[teal dragon]

Qb3+

[opaque apex]

I then signed up for Duke of Edinburgh and got 25 bites over two days

[latent pebble]

What

[wispy spindle]

Re1+ but yeah

[tepid panther]

What

[next raft]

rook e1?

[teal dragon]

H

[tepid panther]

It's re1

[latent pebble]

Yes

[teal dragon]

Im bad

[wispy spindle]

I said it first coward

⚔️

[tepid panther]

Lmao gg

You asked it as a question

[next raft]

we still lose the rook what's the difference?

[tepid panther]

I knew the answer

[teal dragon]

Checkmate

[novel moat]

[wispy spindle]

nah 2nd person asked it as a question

[next raft]

thats better

[tepid panther]

Either Qh2 or Qxg3

[wispy spindle]

im just in my mode of saying someone is correct except they’re actually horrendously wrong

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2022 (2022 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (1901 peak)
Bullet: 1892 (1892 peak)

[latent pebble]

It’s checkmate in a couple

[next raft]

my bad i have tunnel vision

[tepid panther]

Felt that lmfak

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2218 (2230 peak)
Blitz: 2234 (2284 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (2302 peak)

[restive storm]

💀

[latent pebble]

Best move is actually Kg2 after Re1+

[torpid hazel]

Fowlsito @loud crescent

[wispy spindle]

Re2

[teal dragon]

Can confirm

[inner sonnet]

test

[latent pebble]

yes

[grim edge]

i castled queen side as white here kek

fnx back pog

[wispy spindle]

test diets nutz

[grim edge]

hello chat

[next raft]

what's diet nu-

[tepid panther]

Thats like 1 of 2 good moves

[latent pebble]

It’s a bug or something lmao

[grim edge]

not my cursor lol

[wispy spindle]

ngl i would too cuz nd5 rxc2 then ???

[latent pebble]

Albert detests me

[wispy spindle]

Rb1?

[grim edge]

when you got locked out i was like no way man posted a pin and boom gone

[wispy spindle]

O-O???

[last verge]

O-O-O

[latent pebble]

Lmao

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/oppa-gif-24026007

[latent pebble]

Yeah I haven’t done anything

[grim edge]

@wispy spindle tbh i give up

[wispy spindle]

bruh

[grim edge]

silly ahhh site

[latent pebble]

Who ban evades lmao

That’s so nerdy

[grim edge]

@grave wasp

[wispy spindle]

Frrrrr

[grave wasp]

Who ping

[wispy spindle]

squiggy

[grim edge]

not me

[wispy spindle]

he

[keen parrot]

my pronouns are

[grim edge]

he not him

[next raft]

thats me after i play a brillaint move

[wispy spindle]

rat/io

[keen parrot]

i was thinking more something like dumb/ass

[somber pewter]

In this position I sacrificed my ?

[grave wasp]

Scipio unlocked me because I kept ban evading

[keen parrot]

virginity

[wispy spindle]

get ratiod

[bright glade]

[next raft]

what are my pronouns?

[grave wasp]

...

[grim edge]

[wispy spindle]

pls help

[grim edge]

19 million

[wispy spindle]

nuh uh

[next raft]

oh i know this one!

[latent pebble]

He didn’t do anything he asked for it

[next raft]

4 divided by your power in rise of kingdoms!

[grim edge]

he ban evdaded later to troll

[wispy spindle]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

Does anyone here know a good simple book on the Sicilian?

[keen parrot]

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=x%2F(y%2Bz)+%2B+y%2F(x%2Bz)+%2B+z%2F(x%2By)+%3D+4

[wispy spindle]

no

[next raft]

un-retire first

maybe resignation

[wispy spindle]

It doesn’t give me an answer

[grim edge]

I am allowed to read in my retirement nerd

[keen parrot]

let it cook

[next raft]

you are not, because i said so 🤓

[next raft]

who leaked my face again

[bright glade]

Solutions for variable z were there but not whole number

[wispy spindle]

A real game changer

[grim edge]

That video was fun to watch

[bright glade]

Wow

[grim edge]

Okay Pixie

a blitz game played me 😭

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> defaultedwastaken

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2069 (2069 peak)
Blitz: 1639 (1686 peak)
Bullet: 1778 (1808 peak)

[next raft]

do, how did the french revolution lead to messi winning worldcup

[keen parrot]

the real answer is "no"

[next raft]

i thought bro died

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Taha Ahmed (tahaahmedpk16)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 637 (637 peak)
Blitz: 530 (686 peak)
Bullet: 625 (764 peak)

[next raft]

as a ke2 ke1 player can't relate

[keen parrot]

bullet good

[next raft]

so what? i am gonna be better than other players soon

[teal dragon]

Bullet bad bc i tilted 500 elo in it

[grim edge]

What an ego

[restive storm]

bullet isn't all speed you have to play good chess too

[maiden rock]

Im 255 elo in chess but game review said i played like a 1800

[next raft]

not ego, it is just self trust

[grim edge]

I genuinely hope bro becomes better, at least 1000 in 2 months

[next raft]

i can be 700 rn but i am very lazy and i am not bothered

[keen parrot]

bullet good cause i dont suck that much at it

[restive storm]

when you get better stuff like that doesn't work as often

[keen parrot]

tbh i was prob stronger

[restive storm]

bullet helps with openings

[teal dragon]

Not at all bc ppl play premove traps

[restive storm]

once in a while it could work

[keen parrot]

if you are strong you can anticipate them

[restive storm]

if people don't get into losing positions in the opening then bullet helps with opening

[teal dragon]

But u always gotta be weary of premoving the opening

[fiery beacon]

I always play the blackmar diemar gambit in bullet, it works every time

[keen parrot]

i can see the lefong coming from miles away

[restive storm]

rapid helps with every stage

[keen parrot]

except speed maybe

[restive storm]

why don't you agree

[keen parrot]

skill issue ngl

[restive storm]

yeah I meant all stages of a game

[worthy flume]

Im playing 3 min blitz and what

[keen parrot]

yea rapid is best for learning

[viral epoch]

You called me?

[grim edge]

vienna gambit ^^

[restive storm]

sometimes you get good openings though that you can analyze after and since bullet games are faster you get to encounter more openings to learn the best ways to respond

[keen parrot]

2+1 is legit slower than blitz

[grim edge]

its a lovely city idk what u guys have against it

[worthy flume]

Grob opening>>>>>

[novel moat]

3+0 on top

[keen parrot]

lovely city, overrated opening

[restive storm]

yeah so analyzing those games you get to get good at playing against the modern defense

[onyx geode]

nice

[safe river]

Who's good at chess

WHOS GOOD AT CHESS HERE

[keen parrot]

magnus

[novel moat]

Not the server pal, keep on moving

[boreal cosmos]

Nobody

[onyx geode]

blud im rated 430 💀

[safe river]

I just want to ask something

[boreal cosmos]

#dontasktoask

[worthy flume]

Why you declined englund

[vale python]

wanna play ?

[safe river]

Can I ask u something related to a game

[high oasis]

there’s literally nothing wrong with the vienna gambit

[keen parrot]

k but make it quick

[onyx geode]

i dont even know what the opening is, i just played it for the first time maybe

[safe river]

Maybe later but rn j wanna ask something

[restive storm]

Playing the opening is useful because of experience
For me it works better to help me remember than to just study it

[novel moat]

Untrue

[high oasis]

slap

[grim edge]

#learntolearntoohmygodohmygodtheyreeatingmyeyes

[uneven siren]

Anyone down for a 5 min blitz game?

[safe river]

It's a pic position and I wanna know why it's a blunder can I send in dms

[fiery beacon]

Theoretically is it considered cheating if I play bots and learn the best moves for every single variation of every single opening ever

[novel moat]

[vast sierra]

yeah i play the vienna a lot in bullet but would never play it in rapid

[keen parrot]

sure

[haughty raven]

road to 600 🔥

[high oasis]

quick hessin around

[fiery beacon]

Omg same

[onyx geode]

if somebody wants to rot their brains i can drop the high iq match here

[keen parrot]

"is it cheating if i study for this exam"

[haughty raven]

thanks

[onyx geode]

https://www.chess.com/game/6965fc5c-21c1-11ee-83c3-175b9801000f

[fiery beacon]

Makes sense

[boreal cosmos]

Good luck with that

[grim edge]

my iq is an exact multiple of pi. 73

[fiery beacon]

I will memorize every single response to every single move ever in every single situation

[safe river]

@vale python what's ur elo

[torpid hazel]

sos

[onyx geode]

anyway gn guys, i will sleep for 13 hours now

[fiery beacon]

Thanks

[grim edge]

well. u know it is th word

[fiery beacon]

Time to learn Kadas opening theory

[wispy spindle]

No

[fiery beacon]

Yes

[wispy spindle]

It’s trash

[fiery beacon]

Kadas best opening

[vale python]

on chess . com i am about 1400 at blitz but i am playing chill games there so the rating it's not really accurate

[fiery beacon]

Why have the first move if you’re not gonna waste it?

[haughty raven]

lmao

[fiery beacon]

Chirp chirp

[boreal cosmos]

[vale python]

I want to play against a titled player

[keen parrot]

i got to where im at without ever really study that much opening theory

[novel moat]

Every game I just wing it

[vale python]

reactions without answers = fear

[fiery beacon]

I mean if you play any opening right then yes, but I don’t happen to know the best line against the otter-dog crossbreeding experiment pop poo variation as black

[fiery beacon]

I know one relatively short line of theory

[safe river]

Dam I'm 700

[fiery beacon]

Other than that I don’t need to know anything

Only reason I know it is because the opening is very common for some reason

[vale python]

much fear

[boreal cosmos]

tough

[grim edge]

Damn I am at my peak in rapid

766 💀

1000 here I come

[midnight crescent]

anytone even like chess frfr

[grim edge]

I like chess (only cause I am on a winning streak)

[midnight crescent]

such a nerdy game frfr

[vale python]

always

[chrome merlin]

trusted

[bright glade]

Blitz on mobile got intense

[safe river]

I'm 700 elo and I didn't study anything

All I did was lose enough times to learn

[bright glade]

Had to sit up for this one

[teal dragon]

Yeah but vinum is 2300

[keen parrot]

bro if i had a penny for every time i have been called vinum

ffs

[worthy flume]

Is there any gambits except queens with d4?

[grim edge]

Blitz on mobile is the worst

Rapid is good tho

[fiery beacon]

A lot

I love gambit openings

[keen parrot]

Queens Gambit is NOT a gambit

[fiery beacon]

Honestly kings gambit kinda sucks

[grim edge]

GMs can play it we can't tho

[fiery beacon]

True since you usually win back the pawn fairly easily

[keen parrot]

black cant hold on to the pawn, so its not a gambit

[worthy flume]

For example? I dont play 1.e4 and wanna learn some gambits

[fiery beacon]

Yeah, I’ll just stick to the queens “gamvit”

[grim edge]

You are still gambiting a pawn idk whats up?

[fiery beacon]

No E4 gambits

?

[keen parrot]

play the Bong gambit. c4 e5 Nc3 Nf6 f4

[grim edge]

The Danish Gambit wouldn't be a gambit if you didn't take the pawn at some point

Or you'd lose

[fiery beacon]

Learn blackmar diemer

It’s 1. D4 and it’s my favorite

[keen parrot]

its a gambit cause black can take both pawns and be fine

[keen star]

hello

[keen parrot]

why tf are 700s debating this shit

[worthy flume]

Im dont play 1.e4 as white or 1.e5 as black never (just sometimes when im bored) mostly i play English or Queens gambit, sometimes birds or Grob

[keen parrot]

they should be studying how to not hang pieces instead

[worthy flume]

Thx

[keen parrot]

if you play english look into c4 e5 nc3 nf6 f4

[grim edge]

Thats the only argument higher rated people have,you guys always involve ELO while you say stupid crap

[fiery beacon]

The zeller defense is very common so learn how to respond to that

[keen parrot]

im saying you dont know shit cause you dont know shit

[grim edge]

I literally play queens gambit

[keen parrot]

respond to this instead then

[grim edge]

What is bro on?

[bright glade]

Bro really stalled the clock here
I think he blocked me as well

[worthy flume]

🗣️I have 1000 elo and i love play grob

[grim edge]

Debating whether a gambit is a gambit

[grim edge]

W

[keen parrot]

queens gambit is not a gambit

[worthy flume]

It has a sacrifice of pawn so it is

[worthy flume]

Gambits have sacrfice of smthing

[grim edge]

Again it dosent matter if you can win the pawn back,the fact is you're still gambiting or sacrificing the c pawn?

[keen parrot]

its not a sac cause holding on to the pawn is borderline losing

[bright glade]

Lol would send that if I wasn't blocked

[grim edge]

I do not understand your thought process

[frigid basalt]

I want chess.com to add !! as a way to find your games

[keen parrot]

study QGA and you will see that black gives back the pawn at all times

[bright glade]

Queens gambit is technically a gambit tho but it's not dubious like others

[grim edge]

I literally know it are you okay?

Bro simply dosent believe me cause I am 700

[keen parrot]

i dont think so

[fiery beacon]

Which is better for queens gambit accepted, the queen fork winning the pawn or e3 attacking it with the bishop?

[bright glade]

Gambit means sacrifice
Winning the pawn didn't invalidate the gambit

[keen parrot]

lets play then, ill play the QG and see if you can hold on

[grim edge]

I disagree with vimun

[keen parrot]

except that black gives back the pawn in all the main lines there

[bright glade]

It can be taken tho

[worthy flume]

Grob is gambit 🗣️

[keen parrot]

but you cant hold on

[grim edge]

Why would I play you? Just so you can get your ego up against a 700

[fiery beacon]

Gambiting the game maybe

[keen parrot]

ad hominem

[grim edge]

What's this server become lmfao

[bright glade]

Yea I know but white gambits a pawn

[worthy flume]

I won many times wirh grob

[grim edge]

Nope not even close

[keen parrot]

no, because black can never reach a position where he is up a pawn but down development, like gambits do

[bright glade]

What's your definition of a gambit in chess

[fiery beacon]

That’s because you’re good at chess, doesn’t make the grob a good opening

[keen parrot]

where a player sacrifices material for compensation, in form of development or an attack

[grim edge]

Yup Queens Gambit qualifies

[fiery beacon]

Magnus kicks ass while playing 1. H3, doesn’t mean 1. H3 is a good move

[keen parrot]

no, because in NONE of the main lines white is down material

[worthy flume]

I won with berlin wall once and made a brilliant in game (i moves all pawns, knights, bishops, queen and king and rooks 2 squares up)

[keen parrot]

name one

[fiery beacon]

Blackmar Diemer is an example of a gambit (don’t ask why I love this opening so much it’s just the best opening ever)

[keen parrot]

yes, even though its dubious

[grim edge]

You dont have to be down material for it to be a gambit?

[fiery beacon]

Dubious? You mean the best opening ever

[keen parrot]

💀

[fiery beacon]

Don’t care

[keen parrot]

thats the definition of a gambit

[restive storm]

bro think hes thealdies

[fiery beacon]

That’s the definition of an accepted gambit

[worthy flume]

The best opening ever is 1.d1xe8 nerds

[keen parrot]

An opening in chess in which the player risks one or more minor pieces, usually a pawn, in order to gain a favorable position.

[worthy flume]

Anyone disagree?

[fiery beacon]

Who tf is that