💬〡general-off-topic

[ruby fossil]

thank you

[queen canyon]

bruh no way its p2w

[mild apex]

previous season has free 6 shards

2 from shop, 4 from challenge

[queen canyon]

they should give you 10 shards for logging every single day

[digital phoenix]

i didnt log on bro

[mild apex]

rip

[queen canyon]

whats the best evo card actually?

[mild apex]

u just gonna grind for season points to buy shards then

[mild apex]

firecracker or royal g

[grim edge]

Greedycell

[digital phoenix]

i want skelly evo

[grim edge]

lol its because i was the second person in the clan

[knotty obsidian]

Hi

[queen canyon]

shit, those videos are scam. they are mad easy to counter

[mild apex]

but las is oso co leader....

[mild apex]

u sure?

well it might work if its got second buff

[grim edge]

i was in clan b4 las i believe

[queen canyon]

but its annoying how you grind for an op card like crazy then they nerf it

[digital phoenix]

i know but skellies is the only maxed card i have

[hazy pewter]

Took a while

[mild apex]

lvl 15?

[digital phoenix]

14

[mild apex]

...

[digital phoenix]

14 is still max for me

[queen canyon]

lmao who tf has lvl 15

[mild apex]

i need to grind more epik wild card so my cannoncart can be lvl 14

[torpid lintel]

misclick but opponent offer me draw after i said misclick
I wanna thanks him haha

[ruby fossil]

dayum

[ruby fossil]

w mans

[dusky marsh]

wanna play

[mild apex]

gentleman

[mild apex]

some p2w users

[torpid lintel]

Okay send link unrated

[mild apex]

its not worth getting elite cards

[queen canyon]

is mega knight, sparky, ram rider, and witch in one deck good to use?

[dusky marsh]

https://play.chess.com/VZUSW

[mild apex]

i realise my deck cant counter sparky :/

[warped galleon]

Make it

[queen canyon]

Someone correct my deck seriously idk what to use

[digital phoenix]

oh wow my opponent has an evolved fc that i can just fireball

[teal dragon]

@compact linden im ready now

[mild apex]

let me guess,evo barb?

[digital phoenix]

firecracker

evo barb doesnt die

[mild apex]

oh

[nimble niche]

where are the ebarbs and the lumberloon?

[digital phoenix]

replace ram with fireball probably

[mild apex]

evo fire cracker cant be killed by log

[queen canyon]

alr ima try

but i dont have lumber nooo

[compact linden]

@hearty domeerators maybe fix the robot or manually grant me a role so I can talk somewhere other then #💬〡general-off-topic

Or just timeout me again for a week… maybe best as I’m very much in the venting/ranting rage seeking mode atm

[digital phoenix]

yeah but evolved firecracker dies to fireball

[queen canyon]

i would use lumberloon if i could

[warped galleon]

Clash royale i haven't played that game in a year or so

[mild apex]

not sure if its worth the shot

[digital phoenix]

my lumberjack is lvl 11

[compact linden]

Got timeout and did accept before but you left after 1 move lol

[warped galleon]

Any OG in here?

[nimble niche]

normal firecracker can't either

[queen canyon]

of CR?

[teal dragon]

Yh mb i went afk

[compact linden]

Will play in a bit if you want as now dealing with several DMs here and on Telegram

[warped galleon]

Yes

[teal dragon]

Sure thing

[digital phoenix]

i egolem the bridge into a firecracker and tesla

[queen canyon]

bro i played in late 2016 i think that counts

[warped galleon]

Same i think

[queen canyon]

theres log on shop but i got no money

[nimble niche]

what should my fide rating be?

[queen canyon]

damn.........!!!!!111

[grim edge]

quit e golem fr

[digital phoenix]

no

[queen canyon]

I hate that this badge will lose value overtime

[digital phoenix]

i probably will after i hit roayl champ tho

[digital phoenix]

wym lose value

[mild apex]

less badges

[teal dragon]

U might be good but have you got all books??

[queen canyon]

it wont be as valuable as time passes when more people get it

[digital phoenix]

yeah but then ull get 6 year badge next year and so on no?

[mild apex]

it doesnt matter

[queen canyon]

wait you do?

[digital phoenix]

idk

[mild apex]

yes

it upgrades

[queen canyon]

oh alr then its good

[mild apex]

bro incho log into cr?

[teal dragon]

[mild apex]

hewo ceo of anime

[teal dragon]

Im a completionist so it does matter

[queen canyon]

i am the ceo of anime thats fax

[twin moon]

That cup looks so fragile, like it could just break at any second from the slightest amount of pressure

[sharp galleon]

I still haven’t arrived

sigh

[grim edge]

Hello Ceo Of cats

[teal dragon]

52k hp zhongli

[grim edge]

Something def zhongli would say 🗿😂

[twin moon]

I got no idea since I don’t play genshin hahaha

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/osmanthus-wine-gif-23234270

[grim edge]

20 hr drive be like 🥶

[grim edge]

Nah chief that's me

[sharp galleon]

also it is 39 Celsius outside

[grim edge]

where u going

[sharp galleon]

so when we stopped for a break I was literally baked

[grim edge]

i’m always baked 😏

[sharp galleon]

Hubei, a province in China where some of my relatives live

[sharp galleon]

wha-

[teal dragon]

Im baked asf too

[grim edge]

Hot 😭

if u ain’t baked what u doin

[queen canyon]

baked potatoes

[sharp galleon]

what is baked referring to here

[grim edge]

baked = high

[teal dragon]

Fr wake and bake everyday

[queen canyon]

i begin to cramble at 30 celcius 39 im dead

[sharp galleon]

since when does it mean high

[grim edge]

Mf been drinking it for thousand's of years i might wanna try it 💀

[sharp galleon]

just like you babe

[grim edge]

always has been 🤷‍♂️

[teal dragon]

Rizzler

[sharp galleon]

ok that was cringe

[teal dragon]

How young are u

[grim edge]

Nice shoes

[sharp galleon]

didn’t know before now kekw

[dusky marsh]

@torpid lintel brooo no way i beat a 1500 elo

[queen canyon]

you aint electro wizard, you are the erecto wizard

[sharp galleon]

turned 15 a few days ago

[torpid lintel]

Good job!

[dusky marsh]

this is my highest

[grim edge]

lmao

[teal dragon]

I dont go to highschool i go to school high

[sharp galleon]

skull

[torpid lintel]

Ohh nice!

[teal dragon]

@dusky marsh we should play a game

[dusky marsh]

aight ill send u a link

https://play.chess.com/LRm3P

[teal dragon]

Im on mobile rn so it probably not gonna work

[dusky marsh]

oh

[grim edge]

links work on mobile

[teal dragon]

It doesnt for me

[grim edge]

oh

[teal dragon]

Is there a way to paste the code smwhere in app

@dusky marsh just send me a challenge

Ok im in

[boreal cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179>

[fresh wind]

thanks

[digital phoenix]

tanks

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-thank-tanks-a-lot-thank-you-coinkit-gif-17318720

[grim edge]

Speaking with the bank right now pog

How Martin defeated me. Sad stuff

[grim edge]

How?

[digital folio]

hello

[torpid lintel]

Then you just need to go two times in same link so it will work

[digital phoenix]

no itll say u can only accept once

[grim edge]

Idk, i thought to play simple chess after 5 months break then Martin defeated me

[torpid lintel]

!welcome and hello

[stable jungle]

Hey @digital folio, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[upbeat viper]

hi chat

wassup

[grim edge]

Hi bastoura

[digital folio]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

i have returned to cr

[grim edge]

I wanna buy these basketball shoes

[upbeat viper]

oh ?

[torpid lintel]

Ah idk then 😅 but it work for my app

[blazing ore]

whatever is in this drawing, i feel like i saw it somewhere before.
it's on the top of my tongue...

[upbeat viper]

looks ugly imo but

[digital folio]

After 2 years on chesscom and 6 years of playing chess, today I found theres a official discord server for it :0

[grim edge]

Why?

[upbeat viper]

indeed !

[torpid lintel]

Hi Bastoura

[grim edge]

They are beautiful

[upbeat viper]

too many colors that don't go together

kekw

[grim edge]

[blazing ore]

DA QUEEN
can you send the link to the game with the on your pfp?

[queen canyon]

except its all but chess

[upbeat viper]

false

[queen canyon]

depends

[grim edge]

I haven't link for that game

[digital folio]

ofc

[upbeat viper]

#💬〡chess-talk #💬〡improvement-talk #1039982616159465595

all chess

:D

[blazing ore]

😭

[digital folio]

That's why I'm still here

[grim edge]

Honestly i don't really care about brilliants, I just like their colour

[digital folio]

😄 chess rage go brrrrrr

[queen canyon]

you should connect your account using /connect when the bot comes back up

[mild apex]

/ profile

[digital folio]

I connected

still nothin

[upbeat viper]

bot down that's why

[digital folio]

wonder whats wrong

[upbeat viper]

it's been days

I want it back

[warped galleon]

I am buying Air Jordan ''Nothing but Net''

[warped galleon]

We all do

[digital folio]

gothamchess mad at chesscom cuz they made his bot 300 rating at the beginning xD

[teal dragon]

Sorry @dusky marsh

Was just too tempting to play with my food

[warped galleon]

Understandable

[warped galleon]

Hello Alice

[teal dragon]

Hi person

[dusky marsh]

i stressed so much bro 😔

[warped galleon]

Why person?

[warped galleon]

THERE'S 2 OF YOU?

[queen canyon]

because she assumes you are a person

[dusky marsh]

he

[teal dragon]

I was first ☹️☹️

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[warped galleon]

Then I'd assume thats a great start Innit?

[digital folio]

all of the suddent this became more complicated than the siciclian defense

[compact mantle]

What’s going on

[queen canyon]

true

[warped galleon]

Exactly

[warped galleon]

PIgs are flying

[dusky marsh]

there is only me

[digital folio]

Technoblade R.I.P.

[dusky marsh]

wym

[compact mantle]

Shi, anything new?

[warped galleon]

Lets get you guys to play?

[warped galleon]

I drank my coffee

[dusky marsh]

we already played

[compact mantle]

At least 1.5h after waking up?

[warped galleon]

Nah man why man

[teal dragon]

I devoured his ass

[dusky marsh]

he beat my ass unfortunately

[mild apex]

we need to revive bot

[warped galleon]

Exactly 1h and 31 min

[queen canyon]

he is in a good place now

[compact mantle]

Excellent

[warped galleon]

So he is a real one

[teal dragon]

But dw ur just 700 so what did we expect

[compact mantle]

Your day will be blessed sir

[warped galleon]

Extravagant

[digital folio]

The 2500+ FIDE rated chess players

[dusky marsh]

ye 😔

still stuck at 700

[compact mantle]

Extraordinaire

[queen canyon]

wdym

[dusky marsh]

cant past that

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/98RHXC8mP7IAAAAM/movies-wazzup.gif

[teal dragon]

W alice alice never loses

[digital folio]

1030 peak rank 🔥

[grim edge]

Alice my fav D4 player

[digital folio]

its the good place to be

[crystal jewel]

my opponent in chat:

[digital folio]

what the hail

[grim edge]

High level opponents are still nerds smh

[warped galleon]

Unextraordinary

[crystal jewel]

now hes spamming sleep emote

[queen canyon]

tf is the man doing

[teal dragon]

Blud thinks hes funny

[digital folio]

bros bored or smth

[warped galleon]

Distraction

[crystal jewel]

wait what the

[digital folio]

XD

[teal dragon]

Nahhh

[digital folio]

bro doesnt even have a profile picture

[crystal jewel]

joined march 12, 2023

[digital folio]

he distracted you

[teal dragon]

Just send a lil 😘 emoji

[queen canyon]

how did he win??

[teal dragon]

Because the king eats blacks pawns

[crystal jewel]

threw my bishop I thought I had a win

[digital folio]

I joined chesscom in 2021 and I'm only 1000 rated. Bro's in 2023 and 2200

[queen canyon]

i dont have one as well, i know a chess.com GM who doesnt have a pfp

[teal dragon]

You know?

[compact mantle]

Just join lichess

[warped galleon]

Study more

[mild apex]

yo hes elo go stonks

[teal dragon]

As in personally

[queen canyon]

damn never get too cocky

[digital folio]

its hard man

[crystal jewel]

bro afked

[digital folio]

im lazy

[warped galleon]

The problem

Solve it

[digital folio]

nah

[compact mantle]

W mentality

[digital folio]

im good with it

[teal dragon]

Studying for school 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
Studying chess 🤩🤩🤩

[warped galleon]

Your problem then

[digital folio]

ik

[warped galleon]

As it should be

[crystal jewel]

is bro legit

[boreal cosmos]

doesnt matter

[warped galleon]

You should know

[digital folio]

dang

[warped galleon]

Isn't that sandbaging or smt

[digital folio]

he tied a GM

[teal dragon]

Hi god

[warped galleon]

Are you really a Chesscoach?

[teal dragon]

The mightest markus

[crystal jewel]

Wait...I was correct

[boreal cosmos]

Yes

[warped galleon]

How does the Knight move then?

You have to prove yourself

[boreal cosmos]

[warped galleon]

You don't know?

[crystal jewel]

I played the wrong move smh

[upbeat viper]

knight is L

[warped oriole]

I JUST BEAT A 751 RATED INDIAN OMGMGGG

[upbeat viper]

omg

[warped galleon]

🇱

[warped galleon]

You should be a chess coach

[upbeat viper]

ah

[digital folio]

🔥🔥🔥

[fallen storm]

i just beat a 1751 rated indian gmooo

[upbeat viper]

@cunning ruin how to coach

[fallen storm]

tell moves

[warped galleon]

Did you ping the wrong person?

[digital folio]

get gud and tell ppl to get gud

[crystal jewel]

Moving the same piece twice in the opening is generally considered a waste of tempo.

[upbeat viper]

true

[boreal cosmos]

Wrong ping

[upbeat viper]

yeah yeah

[keen parrot]

pinging random people is a mute and warn ngl

[crystal jewel]

did they disable non detailed game review

[warped galleon]

How efficient are your lessons

[cunning ruin]

I do not know.

[fallen storm]

@north snow

oh no im getting muted and warned

[keen parrot]

he replied

[boreal cosmos]

If you drive around in your car during the lesson like one guy did then not very

But if you want to learn then very

[warped galleon]

WHAT

[warped oriole]

i'm so good at chess (0 mistakes) 💯 💯

gm at the end of the year 🔥 🔥

[upbeat viper]

oh btw, I just encountered like 10 moves of scotch gambit theory

[fallen storm]

42

[upbeat viper]

impressive

[warped galleon]

I might consider that

[upbeat viper]

but then the guy fumbled and gave me some pawn

[keen parrot]

only 10?

[digital folio]

🔥

[boreal cosmos]

Cool

[upbeat viper]

10 is a lot for the scotch gambit at my level

[keen parrot]

true tbf

[fallen storm]

but you're 2000, 2000s are gud right?

[delicate island]

Guys I have question, How do y'all change color of name? Here in dc

[boreal cosmos]

Since when is bast 2k

[warped galleon]

The price is fair got to say

[fallen storm]

oh i thought he was, did he drop

[upbeat viper]

I'm not

kekw

[crystal jewel]

a tragic story

[upbeat viper]

never got to 2k yet

[warped galleon]

Bast

[upbeat viper]

yes

daz me

[warped galleon]

How did you become a mod

[boreal cosmos]

[upbeat viper]

I applied ?

[warped galleon]

How did you apply

[upbeat viper]

you gotta be 18+

[fallen storm]

i got to 2k recently and haven't played a rapid game since then, don't wanna drop

[warped oriole]

have you guys ever aciddentally sit on your balls
does it hurts badly?

[upbeat viper]

and have a 1yo CC account

[warped galleon]

Nevermind then

[upbeat viper]

and be clean on CC

[delicate island]

/trust

[graceful lintel]

According to my gmail I'm 18+

[grim edge]

how many of yall take chess coaching or go to chess clubs

[crystal jewel]

Minimum 18 years of age and an active member with more than 1 year experience on the site.

[upbeat viper]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScidgZC4vF5KhjHoBd2vdS7FI23oTT_mvjfwGbin3ghPUVk1A/viewform and then fill this and pray to get an answer

[simple rose]

Bishop Checkmate

[upbeat viper]

smh

[warped galleon]

If i have 3 years old Chess.com account does the minimum age reduce for 2 years?

[crystal jewel]

lol this outdated

[fallen storm]

according to my pants im 99+

[upbeat viper]

nop

the minimal age is about pg18 content there is on the site

[warped galleon]

I know was just hoping you to say yes

[upbeat viper]

because we do mod that too

[crystal jewel]

i think they changed to 17 for a while or sth then they changed back

[warped oriole]

i don't wanna be a discord mod :D

[hard gyro]

Hey guys. Hey Bast.

[upbeat viper]

yep

[simple rose]

Same

Being a discord mod needs you to watch server many times

[warped galleon]

@upbeat viper Thanks for explaining the process

[upbeat viper]

np

[graceful lintel]

How to get rare roles?

[hard gyro]

I would like to be one tbh. Got nothing else to do for now lmao.

[upbeat viper]

you gotta be exceptionnal

[warped oriole]

my discord name is makayu

[grim edge]

give rare role pretty pls

[warped galleon]

Hello my name is exceptionnal

[graceful lintel]

Me to

[upbeat viper]

that girl is a legend lmao

[hard gyro]

I would rather be a Discord mod tbh.

[crystal jewel]

whatt the

[upbeat viper]

she's using the twitch con boarf she won as a mousepad

[warped galleon]

Why not

[upbeat viper]

ahahaha$

[keen parrot]

i have been muted once on cc, will that impact my chances

[upbeat viper]

she was so good at the board speedrun thing

[warped oriole]

bullet games?

[graceful lintel]

Handcam?
Minecraft bedwar muscle memory

[upbeat viper]

uuuh maybe ? but should be fine

[warped oriole]

minecraft bedwars >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> roblox bedwars

[crystal jewel]

Oh i thought she moved her mouse to f3 like what she did in the game online

[upbeat viper]

some girl we met at the twitch con

[warped galleon]

What is that on your profile picture

[graceful lintel]

Who plays roblox bedwars

[upbeat viper]

she had the best time at our board speedrun challenge

[warped oriole]

roblox players

[keen parrot]

if only i had access to my old account 😔

[crystal jewel]

chess bedwars destroy the kings bed first

[warped oriole]

no spawnpoint 💀

[warped galleon]

Understandable

[crystal jewel]

You have one live but the catch is you can switch into any pieces at any moment

[warped oriole]

en passant is forced

[grim edge]

i’ve been banned on cc 58 times will that impact my chances

[crystal jewel]

then the bed is beside the king

[warped oriole]

chess.com should add automatic en passant smh

[keen parrot]

perchance

[crystal jewel]

no ive been muted because of a twitter inage about hans niemman

[graceful lintel]

[hard gyro]

Wow.

Hi Zax, how are you doing?

[keen parrot]

i was muted cause some cheating titled player was being toxic af and i talked back

[grim edge]

all 58 were false bans trust

[warped oriole]

he have trusted
we should trust him

[graceful lintel]

Everyone is using

[grim edge]

SENOR i was just in the bank lol i made my own transactions account and credit card big Pog hyd?

[grim edge]

i suck at chess

😭

[hard gyro]

Nice, dude. I am doing decent rn.

[graceful lintel]

Just get good

[grim edge]

ikr its cringe

😭

[warped oriole]

wow

[grim edge]

Hey awesome to hear my man

[graceful lintel]

Frrr

[warped oriole]

how did that guy get in that position

[hard gyro]

[grim edge]

@teal dragon send me the insanity meme pls 😂

[hard gyro]

Jeez...

[grim edge]

guys if im white, oh i mean if im black and playing as white then what are the best openings for 1200?

[graceful lintel]

Dies of cringe

[upbeat viper]

there's no such thing

[hard gyro]

Do you mean the opening 1.e3e5 2.e4?

[upbeat viper]

choose whatever opening you like

[warped oriole]

bongcloud

[hard gyro]

Are you trying to say this @grim edge

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/openings

[grim edge]

black irl but white in game

[upbeat viper]

pick and choose here

all openings are good there

[hard gyro]

What-

[graceful lintel]

f3 accelerated bong cloud

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

bro got jaundice

[hard gyro]

That's called jaundice.

[graceful lintel]

What is ur ratings?

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

I'm Asian too. Specifically Indian.

[clear pasture]

Hi, are blacks more difficult to play than white since as white you have more control of what you want to play, but for black it is all reactionary?

[grim edge]

1135 to be precise

[grim edge]

bro is too racist

[graceful lintel]

1000-1199

[grim edge]

hehehehe

[gusty scarab]

Sup 600s

[hard gyro]

Depends. If you find it easier to start attacks, white is easier.

If you find it easier to respond to moves, black is easier.

[grim edge]

[warped oriole]

i beat kids ||in chess||

[graceful lintel]

Stop playing scholars mate

[grim edge]

me too but not the spoiler part

[hard gyro]

Arguably playing black is easier but I still prefer playing as white.

[gusty scarab]

This is Professor's job

[grim edge]

who

[clear pasture]

Do people actually get frustrated if you spend time to play chess?

[gusty scarab]

@graceful lintel

[grim edge]

asked

[graceful lintel]

Sup -π rated

[clear pasture]

Someone I played messaged me to play quicker

[gusty scarab]

[warped oriole]

i asked

[grim edge]

ok fair

[gusty scarab]

🗿

[hard gyro]

Tell them "Why don't you play bullet then."

[graceful lintel]

1000-1199 saying this

[grim edge]

now let me go beat kids|| at chess||

[warped oriole]

100.0 -119.9 💀

[nimble niche]

how many times did you beat Theo?

[graceful lintel]

[hard gyro]

Sup i rated player

[graceful lintel]

💀

[gusty scarab]

I lost to him 9 times I believe and won once

[nimble niche]

I lost 9 and won 2 lmao

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

Wait no I lost 10

[warped oriole]

who's theo

[gusty scarab]

lmao, what's your elo?

[nimble niche]

It was last year when I was 1900

[keen parrot]

i would beat Theo and make him cry

[gusty scarab]

woah

[warped oriole]

who's theo

[gusty scarab]

a 2700 NM

[warped oriole]

full name PLEASE...

[hard gyro]

I'm glad someone knows complex numbers, otherwise it would've been the worst joke of all time lmfao.

[gusty scarab]

and mod at levy's server

[keen parrot]

NM

[gusty scarab]

You can't lol

[keen parrot]

i most def can

[gusty scarab]

USCF NM

[grim edge]

I made that course fr fr

Blud been thinking for a solid min down 10 points 🗿

[warped oriole]

i spent money on roblox

[gusty scarab]

what's your elo?

[keen parrot]

2100 fide

[warped oriole]

(i quit roblox eventually)

[keen parrot]

cc blitz around 2400 but should be higher

[grim edge]

Also nightcrawler pinged me 3 times to explain that queefs gambit is back

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Nvm he proceeded to stall the next 3 min absolute waste man behavior 🗿

[gusty scarab]

LMAO, you have my respect, even tho you advocate for caro kann

[wary vessel]

As soon as you take someone's queen they resign fml

[clear pasture]

I started chess because my friends beats me consecutively, the only experienced I had was playing chess a few years ago, so I began learning and learnt a Vienna opening, nearly beat him but choose the wrong piece to checkmate and eventually lost

[hard gyro]

Skill issue.

[nimble niche]

what should my fide be?

[gusty scarab]

skull issue

[hard gyro]

Zilch.

[clear pasture]

Although originally I only learnt chess with the intent of beat him, somehow I became really interested in chess,

[gusty scarab]

π

[keen parrot]

maybe 1800?

[grim edge]

1900

[keen parrot]

otb and online is very different so it depends

[wary vessel]

Is that you in your pfp?

[gusty scarab]

If you are in USA, you should be an NM

[hard gyro]

Yeah, why?

[keen parrot]

probably

[nimble niche]

Everyone's giving me 1800-2000 range so far

[wary vessel]

Nerd.

[gusty scarab]

I gave you π

[wary vessel]

I'm jk you look fine

[graceful lintel]

Imagine not knowing imaginary numbers

[warped oriole]

the Kalritof (3.6395730671937859237583058275830503859013558518335)

[nimble niche]

I don't really have much experience with otb chess

[hard gyro]

Lmao it's alright. I am not the best looking guy out there but yeah, ig it's smth.

[clear pasture]

To be honest, I just studied the opening without any game experience, so I thought I did not bad for the actual first game after learning chess

[graceful lintel]

I'm in 10th I also don't know in detail

[hard gyro]

I learnt that stuff in 11th.

[warped galleon]

Willy wonka

[clear pasture]

So now I began to actually playing games and learning more things, hopefully I can beat him in the future

[timid stratus]

The way to ping people LOL

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[graceful lintel]

💀

[hard gyro]

Where do you live btw, which country?
If you don't mind me asking.

[warped oriole]

i think furries are cute

[graceful lintel]

India

[warped galleon]

doxxed

[hard gyro]

ICSE, transitioning to CBSE after 10th?

[warped oriole]

bro you live in here #DOXXED

[warped galleon]

Writing gang signs

[warped galleon]

Oh my god I can see myself

[graceful lintel]

No
Ive never studied in icse

[warped oriole]

ikr 😎

[graceful lintel]

Icse hard

[hard gyro]

CBSE whole life?

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[hard gyro]

Did you do some extra studies or smth?

[warped oriole]

sniff sniff

[graceful lintel]

Instagram reels

[upbeat viper]

chill peeps

[graceful lintel]

Everythings abt maths in my insta

[hard gyro]

💀
So you don't know much about complex numbers then.

[grim edge]

Watching

[upbeat viper]

staring

[grim edge]

😂😂

[graceful lintel]

Ye
Like
√-9=3i right?

[warped oriole]

prove me wrong
0.6 + 0.7 = 1.2999999999999998

[hard gyro]

That's fine, tbh.

[fossil epoch]

That forehead is eating good 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[teal dragon]

F maths

[warped galleon]

Did you delete my messages and may i ask why

[hard gyro]

Exactly. Good job dude 👏

[graceful lintel]

[upbeat viper]

joking about doxxing is a nono

and no big font

[warped oriole]

okei okei

[upbeat viper]

but nothing wrong with you dw

[graceful lintel]

||delete this ||

[upbeat viper]

I just don't want chat to degenerate

[warped galleon]

Since when big font is illegal

[upbeat viper]

always

[cold quarry]

who play? https://play.chess.com/grPiU

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[graceful lintel]

Insta reels stonks

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bearnardo-bear-urso-nardo-framework-gif-19721402

[warped galleon]

Well first time that ive heard that will be careful from now on

[drowsy whale]

Dude this is terrifying

[smoky flint]

anyone chess

[upbeat viper]

[drowsy whale]

My heart is poinding so hard from that last game

[grim edge]

Why the bot still dead

@worn ice wake up homie

[grim edge]

when isn’t it

[warped galleon]

Get connected then we can speak

[hard gyro]

0.6 + 0.7 = 1.3

Reason : Both numbers are terminating, so the sum can never be non-terminating.

[upbeat viper]

because Mika hasn't restarted it yet

[grim edge]

[hard gyro]

Get dunked on, Makayu.

[grim edge]

I love the spin emote spinnn brrr

[warped galleon]

Kuru kuru kuru kuru

[fossil epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-big-dunk-basketball-chris-dudley-shaquille-o-neal-gif-13864249

[smoky flint]

wym?

[drowsy whale]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/82979543365

Can someone pls explain why he resigned. He wasnt so bad that he couldnt win

[grim edge]

prime shaq

[warped galleon]

Connect your chess.com account to Discord

[warped oriole]

gg

[fossil epoch]

yessir

[warped galleon]

That was fast

[hard gyro]

1. Dunk
2. Push opponent
3. Assert dominance

[smoky flint]

how to do that?

[grim edge]

the dude was kinda grabbing him so

[warped oriole]

/connect

or something like that

[hard gyro]

True.

[grim edge]

you can’t rn bot is down

wait until it’s back

[cold quarry]

who play https://play.chess.com/pD6y4

[warped oriole]

premoving checkmate 🤑

[warped galleon]

Go to connections on the chess.com setting and connect with discord

[grim edge]

He isn't even in the server anymore 😭

[fossil epoch]

premoving only one move because I play on mobile 🤑

[grim edge]

:laugh:

[warped galleon]

[grim edge]

Epic emote fail

[warped galleon]

He is

[teal dragon]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

nope

[warped galleon]

@grim edge hes still here

[warped oriole]

no

python said it's 1.2999999999999998

get nutmegged, Senor

[grim edge]

Wierd the display name on my screen is white which in most cases means they left the server if they are still here thats pacuiler

[smoky flint]

hm

[teal dragon]

Nutted on

[grim edge]

Lmao

How is your name white 🗿

[warped galleon]

It is white cuz he ain't having roles

[grim edge]

Albert tripping yet again

[teal dragon]

Didnt read rules 💀

[warped galleon]

Samsung refrigerator

[grim edge]

why u brining race into this bruh 😔

[warped galleon]

Asserting dominance

[grim edge]

How i felt fr 😂😂 kinda smashed him tho can't wait to destroy Fontaine boss

[grim edge]

smashed him?

[cunning eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/frezzi-frezzi54-cat-gif-20547259

[teal dragon]

I would

[grim edge]

embed fail

[warped galleon]

RAHH WHERE IS ALBERTO

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[warped galleon]

I NEED HIM

[grim edge]

INCHO DONT

[upbeat viper]

Alberto is in the kitchen

[warped galleon]

WHY

[grim edge]

Alberto forgor

[upbeat viper]

kek

[warped galleon]

i want to embedebem success fulll

[warped oriole]

he cooked rice but he forgot to press the button

[warped galleon]

Reasonable

[warped galleon]

Relatable

Its a holiday

[teal dragon]

Would smash

[warped oriole]

no

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

💜

[warped galleon]

Perhaps

[warped galleon]

What is your elo

[grim edge]

One is actually real

[warped oriole]

💛

[teal dragon]

🤎

[warped galleon]

🤎

[grim edge]

I'm actually a burger king employee but tbh opioid addict is much better

[smoky flint]

Burger King no way

[warped galleon]

Which website owns this server

[grim edge]

Money 🗿

[smoky flint]

whoever plays d4 is a 🙈

[teal dragon]

THATS RIGHT 🤭🙈🙈

[warped galleon]

Yall do me too i cant repost because ALBERTO IS IN KITCHEN COOKING GOHAN

[warped galleon]

Unrelatable

[grim edge]

Sounds a little fruity to me 🧐

[sharp turtle]

I can’t believe my opponent is trying to flag me in a 3/2 blitz game, is he out of his mind? I could easily survive with a 1 second increment in a completely winning position

[smoky flint]

Good luck

[warped oriole]

i'll use Lc0 😎

[warped galleon]

Shaq O'Neal

[teal dragon]

Im the zestiest fruit ✨🤩

[warped oriole]

Cup of Iced Tea

[sharp turtle]

What’s good my N

[grim edge]

Mmmmmmmm tea

[warped galleon]

Im Lebron James everyone say hi

[teal dragon]

I drink tea every day because im british

[warped galleon]

Nah much man what good in yo crib

[grim edge]

Don't forget the biscuits 🔥🔥

[mint yew]

I won against my friend in a RATED match why it no give me elo :(

[worldly rapids]

Alice

[teal dragon]

I love biscuits

[teal dragon]

Muhammed

[warped galleon]

Ali

[sharp turtle]

I be chilling in my mansion and playing some chess. Gonna play some ball later with my son to stay in shape

[worldly rapids]

Dyslexic?

[teal dragon]

Mohemad

[dim ridge]

Mate with the KNIGHT

[worldly rapids]

Good enough

[warped galleon]

Man living shi I can't play ball cuz thunderstorms

[grim edge]

@teal dragon still waiting for you to send the insanity meme

[dim ridge]

Massive L where do u live

[worldly rapids]

Mount Olympus

[dim ridge]

W

[gusty scarab]

sup 600s

[warped galleon]

Sahara desert

[sharp turtle]

Oh you wanna come play ball in my indoor home court? You probably have seen it on YouTube

[mint yew]

I once got O-O#

[dim ridge]

No one cares?

[warped galleon]

NAH MY MAN IF YOU HAVE A INDOOR COURT THEN

[mint yew]

Mate with a knight is not that rare mate.... but still congrats mate!!!

[warped galleon]

I gave checkmate to my principal by a pawn

[worldly rapids]

You couldve mated with the rook

[dim ridge]

Knight is much cooler

[warped oriole]

the knight is cooler

[worldly rapids]

rh2 >

[mint yew]

Mine with O-O-O# with my best friend...ruined my friendship with him tho, but i got Queenside castle mate :)))

[dim ridge]

Rh2<, ng1>

[grim edge]

I'm suffocating my opponent 🥶

[teal dragon]

yeah but

[grim edge]

Knight on d6 a menace

[worldly rapids]

Ng1 ≠

[stuck kestrel]

1v1?

[dim ridge]

Wdym

[worldly rapids]

Alice

[grim edge]

Not now in eating Sushi 🔥

[warped galleon]

Nah

[stuck kestrel]

ok

[teal dragon]

im too good

[mint yew]

Mine O-O-O#/O-O# and enpassant mate

[grim edge]

Alice in wonderland yet again

[mint yew]

Tho enpassant mate happend on my deleted account

E.P#

[warped galleon]

@teal dragon in wonderland

[grim edge]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING 🔥🔥

[mint yew]

E

[grim edge]

A

[warped galleon]

SPORTS

[mint yew]

@teal dragon in wonder land.

[grim edge]

@teal dragon in wonderland

[mint yew]

Oh wait the pingpocalypse...

[charred surge]

its nymphology not psychology 😡

[grim edge]

I'm friends with Alice it's fine 🗿🥶

[warped oriole]

i beat emir

[teal dragon]

@teal dragon in wonderland

[digital folio]

lessgo

[mint yew]

Am not... Rip me

[grim edge]

Lovely

[warped galleon]

Lessgo

[charred surge]

blud uses discord on google

[warped oriole]

what about it

[teal dragon]

i do too 💀

[warped galleon]

Who doesn't

[mint yew]

Who tf cares about discord on google...

[warped oriole]

i use discord on firefox not google

[grim edge]

I do that as well kek

[teal dragon]

means i dont need to switch apps

[charred surge]

me

[grim edge]

Ig I'm on mobile now 🗿

[hard gyro]

I'm back from my shower.

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/xDDoG4N3zL8AAAAM/lets-go.gif

[teal dragon]

without me 🥺

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

Alice the most sus in the west

I'm the most wanted in the west

[warped galleon]

Relatable

[warped oriole]

i'm the cat

[grim edge]

i’m wanted in japan for criminal activities

[abstract crag]

yo

[grim edge]

That makes 2 of us

[teal dragon]

is there a way to speed up chess.com move feedback on pc

[warped oriole]

rent a girlfriend

[grim edge]

i wish it was a joke

@grim edge partner in crime

[grim edge]

me and you when?

[keen parrot]

in your dreams

[warped oriole]

that's a cat not a catgirl 😭

[grim edge]

Today we feast!!!

[grim edge]

i’m already doin that shit in my dreams

[keen parrot]

cats > catgirls because catgirls are female

[warped oriole]

femboy catboy

[warped galleon]

Centimeter by the peggies starts playing

[keen parrot]

why no big muscular black cats

[teal dragon]

why does it take 7 centuries to tell me its a book move

[warped oriole]

that move was so bad stockfish ain't even reviewing it

[warped galleon]

Its considering how bad that move was

[teal dragon]

its the first fking move

[warped oriole]

i played d4 against emir

[terse granite]

D5 is just a blunder

[gritty cliff]

UM GEOGRAPHY

[warped galleon]

See its bad

[gritty cliff]

UM STENOGRAPHY

UM HAGIOGRAPHY

[hard gyro]

Because computers cannot accurately represent numbers like 0.1, 0.2 exactly. Most it can do is round it off to a number which it can represent.
So 0.6 and 0.7 remains as such even after rounding off, but 1.3 is rounded off to the number 1.2999...

[gritty cliff]

UM CINEANGIOCARDIOGRAPHY

[copper wharf]

maybe just dont play the scandi or d5 after d4

[warped galleon]

Black and orange graphy

[warped oriole]

pizza hub

[terse granite]

I love to play the Scandinavian and blunder my Queen

[warped galleon]

Exactly

[gritty cliff]

obviously

[hard gyro]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[gritty cliff]

it has to end in graphy

[warped galleon]

I love to play ruy lopez and blunder back rank in 7 moves

[terse granite]

I love to hit draw but accidentally resign because I’m blind

[warped oriole]

there's confirmation

[hard gyro]

Ah, Geography, Cartography, lemme think...

[terse granite]

I don’t read it

[drowsy whale]

I love joining chess streaming 1 and getting called for cheating because blud is buthurt that he lost

[terse granite]

Reading is for nerds

[gritty cliff]

on the right track

[terse granite]

Does the draw not have a confirmation as well

[gritty cliff]

im winning with cineangiocardiography

[warped oriole]

you're saying everyone who knows how to read are nerds right

[gritty cliff]

i dont get what you wrote

[warped galleon]

Yeah

[terse granite]

Wow I’m so stupid

[hard gyro]

Chromatography

[terse granite]

That is crazy lmfao

[gritty cliff]

not bigger than cineangiocardiography

[warped galleon]

He said "you're saying everyone who knows how to read are nerds, right"

[terse granite]

Yes

[gritty cliff]

oh ok thanks

[terse granite]

Im illiterate

[graceful lintel]

[gritty cliff]

but it still doesnt make sense

[warped galleon]

Read it with the comma

[gritty cliff]

same here bro

[grim edge]

Hello

[keen parrot]

i have my disciples read for me

[warped oriole]

🍕 hub

[teal dragon]

[warped galleon]

Basically everyone that can read is a nerd

[vital carbon]

hi

[graceful lintel]

Serious issues

[warped galleon]

@gritty cliff

[gritty cliff]

stop watching

[hard gyro]

Isn't there smth like Audiospectrography?

[gritty cliff]

yes

[hard gyro]

Ornnah, NVM

[teal dragon]

chess is the only time that a bishop can watch pawn

[gritty cliff]

idk, but still not bigger than cineangiocardiography

[warped galleon]

Basically everyone that can read is a nerd

[graceful lintel]

Coincidence 💀 x100

[keen parrot]

||legally||

[grim edge]

Ayoo

[gritty cliff]

sorry can you say it again

[warped galleon]

Pawnhub

[warped oriole]

the said to the
at don't watch

[warped galleon]

Basically everyone that can read is a nerd

[graceful lintel]

Read it again

[keen parrot]

why do chess players prefer to mate with minor pieces instead of the queen?

[gritty cliff]

but i can't read

[graceful lintel]

[teal dragon]

we prefer minors

that sounds terrible

[warped galleon]

Reliable

[warped galleon]

AY

[gritty cliff]

Hi

[terse granite]

I just said something that sounded so diabolical

[hard gyro]

Cineangiocoronariografia

[terse granite]

Just completely out of context

[warped galleon]

WE HAVE PROOF

[teal dragon]

L alice

[gritty cliff]

Hello

.

.

.

.

[keen parrot]

stop

[gritty cliff]

lol mb

[terse granite]

That’s a brilliant move

[graceful lintel]

[warped galleon]

you know what to do

[teal dragon]

caught in 4k

[hard gyro]

@ server mods

[gritty cliff]

no help

[keen parrot]

💢

[nimble niche]

Why am I not even 1400 acf?

[limber vine]

[nimble niche]

I'm severely underrated otb

[graceful lintel]

Acf?

[warped galleon]

[nimble niche]

Australian chess federation

[terse granite]

We drinking good

[warped galleon]

No

[teal dragon]

tsingtao

[gritty cliff]

yeah aussie bois

[limber vine]

tsingtao

[gusty scarab]

Sup 600s

[graceful lintel]

Liver

[gritty cliff]

wassup @nimble niche lad

[terse granite]

Tsingtao is my favorite alcoholic beverage

[gusty scarab]

I want someone to insult, please volunteer

[nimble niche]

which state are you from?

[gritty cliff]

wa

[terse granite]

I drink til liver no work

[graceful lintel]

Sup -π rated

[nimble niche]

Perth?

[teal dragon]

invest in tsingtao

[gritty cliff]

yeah

[gusty scarab]

Alright rate this:
If you have a problem with me, write the problem on a piece of paper, fold it, and shove it up your ass.

[nimble niche]

nice, I live in sydney

[hard gyro]

Sup √(√i) rated player.

[gritty cliff]

what bout you @nimble niche

[gritty cliff]

oh rich people

[graceful lintel]

2/10

[nimble niche]

@grim edge is also from perth

[gusty scarab]

If you have a problem with me, write the problem on a piece of paper, fold it, and shove it up your ass.

[gritty cliff]

oh nice

[hard gyro]

1/10, sounds too British.

[nimble niche]

nah I live in the south, where the working class people live

[gusty scarab]

ok 600

[graceful lintel]

Ok -π rated

[hard gyro]

Too British.

[gusty scarab]

I have British autocorrect but I am American

[gritty cliff]

oh lol

[nimble niche]

@gusty scarab what's your elo?

[gusty scarab]

weird right?

[gusty scarab]

-π

[graceful lintel]

What is ur ratings again ?

[grim edge]

Bruh☠️☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀☠️

[gusty scarab]

-π

[nimble niche]

Theo fell for an opening trap against me lmao

[gusty scarab]

against me he blundered mate in 2 lmao

[graceful lintel]

Martin is better than u

[nimble niche]

He blundered mate in one game and blundered opening trap in the other

[graceful lintel]

Ask Martin if he can teach you

[gusty scarab]

Nah, I eat anyone lower than 2000 for breakfast

[nimble niche]

same

[teal dragon]

ok then whats ur elo

[gusty scarab]

lmao, Theo is a very gold player tho

[teal dragon]

better than sex

[gusty scarab]

Nice!

[slender tiger]

chess book is notebook ---> 📓

[nimble niche]

yes but for some reason he played Ne7 against ruy lopez

[graceful lintel]

Idk but why Indian boys hate BTS for no reason

[gusty scarab]

He plays a lot of off beat openings and sometimes even play Caro

[hard gyro]

It's because BTS is ass, dude.

[gusty scarab]

a 2700 NM

[slender tiger]

this transitions perfectly

[gusty scarab]

very good player

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

he's giving odds to bad players

[hard gyro]

It's because BTS is shit, dude.

[gusty scarab]

indeed

[grim edge]

Avarage FM is about 2300 and 2700 NM🥶

[grim edge]

Lol i despise bts and so does every male lithuanian <3

[hard gyro]

It is.

[slender tiger]

💀

[gusty scarab]

He didn't play a lot of otb probably?

[hard gyro]

Can't deny this truth.

[glass carbon]

I like playing polish game

[grim edge]

Lol theyre disgusting, i dont like bts

[slender tiger]

embark sigma male, cease females

[grim edge]

Dude has 0,0 accuracy at middlegame

[hard gyro]

They are VERY overrated. Also their songs aren't even close to what Indian boys and men like to listen to.

[glass carbon]

I bet i could beat anitta in chess

[graceful lintel]

Hating someone for no reason and thinking they r Sigma(av Instagram reels)

[grim edge]

Daddy has 0,1 accuracy

[grim edge]

Same here, most ppl prefer russian folk music. I really like reggae tho

[hard gyro]

I hate BTS for a reason. It's because their music is shit compared to Indian songs.

[graceful lintel]

Everyone has different taste