💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

[dark hinge]

Bro I was doing a moltres raid and I didn’t catch it 😭😭

[trail cradle]

@teal dragon you played better. 84.3 to 84.5

[sharp galleon]

“The victor is not victorious unless the vanquished consider himself so.”

a quote by Ennuis

[grim edge]

cellen be like

[teal dragon]

.2% is negligible cool that you kept up tho

[upbeat viper]

me

[sharp galleon]

if only

[median scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-gif-22164360

[grim edge]

nah you are newton

[trail cradle]

i am both the surprise and chaos factor of chess lmao

[upbeat viper]

am I

[grim edge]

yes

[grim edge]

go find your apple or something

[grim edge]

saved

[median scarab]

He fr look like he's gonna take the Gigachad pose

[sharp galleon]

why am I here at 5 am

[median scarab]

nauJ

[teal dragon]

Yeah why

[sharp galleon]

idk

[grim edge]

hey thats what im supposed to say

[crisp falcon]

c:

[sharp galleon]

I mean I slept for 4 hours and then couldn’t sleep more

[high oasis]

“but you play d4”

[grim edge]

[torpid hazel]

omg

[compact linden]

Seriously this game was wild and I am getting worse… with 40.2 accuracy but adjusted with retries In analysis it would’ve been 81.9

God I missed opportunity Ba6 like 3 freakin times….

[grim edge]

a wise man would say to try closing your eyes

[teal dragon]

[upbeat viper]

indeed

[grim edge]

help my ears went boom

[sharp galleon]

I did exactly that for 1 hour, didn’t work

I even took Melatonin before going to sleep

[compact linden]

God I wish stupid bot was working

[torpid hazel]

someone can help me?

[compact linden]

This channel just seems to be shittalking and memes

?

[torpid hazel]

[teal dragon]

That is very true

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[ornate ivy]

Bruhhh

[compact linden]

Was that a auto response 😂

[ornate ivy]

Why delete it wasn’t bad

[compact linden]

That immediately got deleted by a Mod 😂

[grim edge]

damn the nightowling is real, if you cant sleep i reccomend drinking a tee and watching some chess or something you enjoy, calm your mind or meditate

[ornate ivy]

Lmao

[grim edge]

moon i couldnt understand a single word of what you wrote lol

[torpid hazel]

homie, do you know how can I talk on the voice channels?

[grim edge]

blud

[warped galleon]

What exactly do you mean by this?

[upbeat viper]

shush Moon, spammy spam

[ornate ivy]

Ah ok so wasn’t thé swear

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

just say among us

[warped galleon]

Whats that?

[upbeat viper]

you gotta be connected, but the bot being down it isn't possible

[ornate ivy]

Okkkk

[upbeat viper]

[ornate ivy]

Btw you joining tourney @upbeat viper

[grim edge]

close enough

[upbeat viper]

what tourney ?

._.

[ornate ivy]

Smh

[grim edge]

@teal dragon

[ornate ivy]

Go check pings I’ll ping you

[median scarab]

Salema nu--

[upbeat viper]

mhh

[torpid hazel]

oh, ok thanks a lot

[sharp galleon]

my mind is calm since I literally can’t think rn, my entire head is empty

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/enjoy-it-dwayne-johnson-seven-bucks-the-rock-have-fun-gif-20129870

[warped galleon]

Guys i need a good Nba 2k23 player rn

[grim edge]

enjoy it dont fight it i wanna drink tea now ngl

[grim edge]

but its night time idk if its a good idea

[sharp galleon]

tea doesn’t help with sleeping .-.

[grim edge]

goddamn alice i told you 100 times you are crazy

[sharp galleon]

in fact it will make it harder

[grim edge]

TEA DOESNT HELP ME ASWELL cellen i dont wanna sleep i wanna be awake

[teal dragon]

Her fault for calling a boy alice

[grim edge]

exactly what i want kek

[sharp galleon]

I want to be asleep but it is impossible

it was literally 36 Celsius with strong sunlight in the day time

and it hasn’t rained in forever so it is super super hot

[grim edge]

Use the 4-7-8 breathing method. although i never believed it work

[sharp galleon]

nor do I

I have tried it before, didn’t work out

[teal dragon]

Its when the light from the sun is refracted by raindrops

[grim edge]

they still blocking my ahhh from sending kermit

[sharp galleon]

damn

[grim edge]

idk kermit a criminal or something ig

[teal dragon]

He is

[grim edge]

just like me fr

[sharp galleon]

[teal dragon]

Kermit is part of the cartel

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-depressed-anime-pain-gif-9838452

[grim edge]

bast unblock kermit or gun

[sharp galleon]

literally me rn

[covert cosmos]

q

[median scarab]

It's only 23:25 why would you sleep

[upbeat viper]

You mean this?

[sterile tusk]

I saw such a good Combination of moves and my opponent Just leaves 😭

[upbeat viper]

Kek

[median scarab]

I hope this is not an IRL picture

[upbeat viper]

👀

[median scarab]

BAST WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A GUN IN FRANCE

[upbeat viper]

airsoft

dw

[grim edge]

alright you know too much

[median scarab]

Oh

[grim edge]

bast begone

[median scarab]

Fair enough

[sterile tusk]

If he takes the bishop i can sac my bishop on H7, saw that but enemy justquit

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Hasta la vista bast

[upbeat viper]

noooo

[scenic holly]

find the winning move

[novel moat]

Bast

[upbeat viper]

I wanted to do things in my life

yes Pikachu ?

[grim edge]

too late shoots

[upbeat viper]

THUNDERSTORM

[novel moat]

[teal dragon]

NOOO

[grim edge]

[novel moat]

Could you teach me some french swear words @upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

no

[grim edge]

oui oui

[sterile tusk]

Rook takes f6?

[fading spruce]

I speak French

[novel moat]

i need them

[upbeat viper]

no u don't

[sharp galleon]

sacre bleuuuuuu

[green jungle]

something mega gay like rxf6 idk

[novel moat]

You don't know what happens in voice chats in online games

[grim edge]

crazy

[green jungle]

cod lobbies

[green jungle]

im boutta pop a seal bro

[scenic holly]

yeah

[sharp galleon]

Dragon Sicilian is one of the worse Sicilians ngl

[green jungle]

LMFAO no way fr?

[sterile tusk]

Knew it

[grim edge]

hollup let me do the same

[fading spruce]

Stop hating

[upbeat viper]

weell

[scenic holly]

yeah and find the move after queen takes

[sterile tusk]

Yea after that u can Hunt the enemys King down

[sharp galleon]

._.

[grim edge]

bonglord wendy

[upbeat viper]

[novel moat]

It's a different kind of warzone out there

[median scarab]

I can

[sterile tusk]

I know 0,0 Theory of the english Opening 💀

[grim edge]

I have alrwady almost 100 people on my server

[spice pelican]

Who want chess

[green jungle]

idk bxh7? then rf1 and something like qf4 qh4

[median scarab]

"Only monkeys play the English opening "
Also him: Looks in the mirror

[scenic holly]

yeah lol

[upbeat viper]

gorillachad ?

[grim edge]

my chad

[green jungle]

bruh theres actually no way

[grim edge]

[green jungle]

🗿

[novel moat]

Zax

[scenic holly]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82935602273?tab=analysis

[grim edge]

D4 players (it's just a joooooke)

[grim edge]

thats not me

[scenic holly]

Rf1 after Qh6

[upbeat viper]

team e4

[green jungle]

i still got itttttt

[grim edge]

Noooooo, e4 is goated

[upbeat viper]

maybe I should try d4 one day as I love to crush my opponent positionally

[median scarab]

"I'm a chimpanzee not a monkey you ape 🤓 ☝️"

[novel moat]

I need swedish swear words

[upbeat viper]

don't wanna abandon my scotch gambit tho'

[green jungle]

? rf1 then qh6 is easy its just rxf7

[grim edge]

I like giving everything to my opinent and mate him with pawn and king

[floral patrol]

i just played against an intermediate bot, 31 moves, and i got 18 BEST MOVES!! 18! THAT'S OVER HALF THE AMOUNT OF MOVES HOLY

[scenic holly]

I meant Qh6 after rf1

[grim edge]

nej

[scenic holly]

yeah that's basically the solution

[grim edge]

[novel moat]

[scenic holly]

guess I have no brain ceeels

[green jungle]

yeah so rxf7

[scenic holly]

yep

[grim edge]

brain cells a thing?

[green jungle]

yee

[grim edge]

crazy i have none

[floral patrol]

this the game i'm talking about. im the one who won

[green jungle]

i am so bad at chess now im surprised i got all that right 😭

[scenic holly]

I lost to a 1600 bot

[grim edge]

dw just a random pic of my friend we were drinking tea

i like cats

[floral patrol]

i like ducks

[compact linden]

God what a photo 💯

[fading spruce]

That is certainly not a Chimpanzee

I think that is a Baboon but I could be wrong

[compact linden]

Photogenic

[grim edge]

[fading spruce]

I like scorpions

[green jungle]

haw HAW

[grim edge]

lore

[median scarab]

[grim edge]

[median scarab]

Based

[floral patrol]

i really wanna be a titled player for that free diamond

[median scarab]

I need a catgirl as a pet

Different

[grim edge]

im not searching catgirl in gifs ever again

[floral patrol]

yeah like dont

[median scarab]

Lemme do it

[floral patrol]

OH HELL NO

[green jungle]

good hcoiece

shit i cant spell

[boreal cosmos]

[floral patrol]

THAT'S 28 LITTLE CEASAR'S PIZZAS WHY THAT MUCH MONEY

[median scarab]

It's not even that bad

[pulsar ocean]

https://lichess.org/KZ7CHY1q
I was playing against stockfish level 8 (3500 rating) it whipped my as#

[teal dragon]

Grrr

Alice is back

[grim edge]

ALICE

[teal dragon]

Got timed out for that madagascar gif

[grim edge]

still waiting for wendy alice

[grim edge]

bruh

[teal dragon]

I like you Bast but really trying to get hated on rn

[grim edge]

hello chat

[teal dragon]

Why do chess players have such limp handshakes

[grim edge]

its cause of the limp wrist

[grim edge]

hello whismy

[novel moat]

Nah man I got the chad firm handshake

[pulsar ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1045316179306237983/1126614150374764544/ezgif-3-230d6b80a1.gif
please post it who have gif perm
it's the fastest match in history lol

[novel moat]

I be staring you if we shaking hands

[grim edge]

newton is my celebrity crush fr

[novel moat]

[teal dragon]

Like when u watch any gms play they like brush fingers its so awkward to watch

[grim edge]

noooo gauss is tbh

[pulsar ocean]

what was newton's elo?

[grim edge]

i think 2800

cantor is actually hot

wait no he was 2980 lol

man was close to 3k rip

[pulsar ocean]

Lol so u think carlson is smarter than newton hahaha

[teal dragon]

Newton died a virgin

[grim edge]

crazy

eh so will all chess players

[pulsar ocean]

so will u if u plasy chess all the time

[grim edge]

@teal dragon

[pulsar ocean]

U r bad at chess I bet

[teal dragon]

Yeah

[grim edge]

magnus is hotter than newton obv

magnus vs newton in poker

[pulsar ocean]

Newton had rizz

[teal dragon]

He really didnt 💀💀💀

[grim edge]

newton had to deal with 1665 water to wash his face magnus has modern skincare

[pulsar ocean]

Magnus vs newton in calculas

[grim edge]

he stayed inside for two years straight in 1665 😭

[novel moat]

He got the gravitational rizz

[teal dragon]

BRO DIED A VIRGIN

[pulsar ocean]

Only a person who knows physivcs knows how big rizz he have

[undone bridge]

there was a plague...

[grim edge]

• orbit rizz

[pulsar ocean]

so did you in covid

[grim edge]

i said -

[grim edge]

yeah? it wasnt that bad

he woulda survived if he went out n got some hoes

[novel moat]

Doesn't matter, his rizz was astronomical

[teal dragon]

Right? 2/3 of europe like skill issue not that bad

[grim edge]

nahh it wasnt that bad it was only a few percent. nothin much

[pulsar ocean]

Then who would invebnt gravity and without gravity we couldn't play chess chess board would float

[last verge]

albert STILL dead wtf

[grim edge]

@teal dragon i have 20 million mora somehow

[last verge]

zax 2k yet?

[teal dragon]

Slay

[grim edge]

im on break

[teal dragon]

Ive got almost 9mil

[grim edge]

johnathan gravity invented gravity first when he tried not floating we woulda been fine

[last verge]

johnathan gravity 🫡🫡

no, johnathan gravity did

[grim edge]

but how tf do i have 20 million mora did money just spawn or what

[teal dragon]

W john gravity

[neon musk]

What do you guys think about the Caro Gambit against the Ponziani?

[teal dragon]

Yh maybe like lvl talents or stuff ur too rich

[grim edge]

i showed you my talents are like 10 10 10 on show

xiao

[teal dragon]

How many crowns have you used

[grim edge]

why did it auto correct xiao to show lol

[pulsar ocean]

Btw WILL i get ban from chess com if I only play rapid, bullet is too fast for me

[grim edge]

omg johnathan gravity it is an honor

i have 15 crowns

@teal dragon

[teal dragon]

How many u useddd

[last verge]

no??😭 play whatever time control you want

[grim edge]

i think 4 lol

[keen parrot]

looks pretty decent

[teal dragon]

Oh

[undone bridge]

yeah you have to play at least 100 games of blitz or faster per year or chrss.com assumes you are using engine and bans you

[grim edge]

why r so many of u on genshin

[teal dragon]

I have zhongli shield crowned it genuinely made me worse at the game

[grim edge]

i have a titled friend who play genshin

Lmao

[pulsar ocean]

That's unfair lol but ok I can play 5 min blitz i cook too much before move

[undone bridge]

i have a hundred rirled friends to don't

jk i don't have friends, i'm in a chess discord server

[grim edge]

idc abt what anybody plays this just seems statistically unlikely

[keen parrot]

i prefer the vukovic gambit tho

[grim edge]

aaaaa zhongli shield i just use kokomi healing that shi go brrrrrrrrr

[teal dragon]

I have albedo e crowned too

Ion know why

[grim edge]

i couldnt believe it too lol

[fossil epoch]

I don't see you getting much compensation for the gambited pawn

[placid solstice]

They're messing with you. Playing just rapid is fine.

[keen parrot]

fr

[grim edge]

GAMBIT POND

gambit the board

[teal dragon]

Irish gambit

[grim edge]

skull gambit

gambit gambit, where u gambit the gambit

[fossil epoch]

gambit your dignity

[grim edge]

opponents who stall be like

[teal dragon]

Gambits are just ppl who blundered and decided to cope by turning it into an opening

[fossil epoch]

So you play a normal opening

[pulsar ocean]

In bullet or blitz I couldn't improve my but in rapid I gained like 200 elo in 7 months I'm better when I think lol

[civic ether]

Everyone is better when they think in chess.

[grim edge]

blud i gained 1400 elo in 6 months

[civic ether]

[teal dragon]

1300 elo in 11 months

[pulsar ocean]

[fossil epoch]

I mean I got to 1000 in like 3 months

probably more like 2

[narrow orchid]

@grim edge

[pulsar ocean]

In lower level it's easy but I went from 1600 to 1830

[narrow orchid]

i found the funniest shitt ever

[grim edge]

i went from 500 to 1900

[fossil epoch]

any improvement is good

[narrow orchid]

ok thats still lower level

[grim edge]

actually peak of 1970

[sleek zealot]

i went from 1400 to 1340

[fossil epoch]

you don't need to flex guys

[narrow orchid]

zax rapid is fake

[teal dragon]

W

[grim edge]

the pain is real

[teal dragon]

Im peaking in rapid

[pulsar ocean]

Ik but better than average intermediate I would say

[grim edge]

fr rosimo

[grim edge]

whats up chief

[fossil epoch]

chad e4 player fr

[pulsar ocean]

in 6 months?

[sleek zealot]

[grim edge]

yes

[hallow oar]

Can someone explain how black has compensation in the sveshnikov Sicilian? I see compensation in the najdorf but no compensation in the sveshnikov.

[narrow orchid]

https://youtube.com/@thinfrogyt zax this guy is such a chad its so funny

[grim edge]

frog army????

[fossil epoch]

obtain a life

[teal dragon]

6 months pregnant

[narrow orchid]

watch his shorts

[pulsar ocean]

In online or OTB?

[grim edge]

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

[narrow orchid]

bro casually let 2.8 mil frogs hatch in his backyard to terrorize his neighbourhood

[grim edge]

@narrow orchid

bro building a mf army

[narrow orchid]

i watched all his short

[grim edge]

online ofc

[narrow orchid]

its so funny

bro did it last year too with 1.4 mil

[pulsar ocean]

oh that means in OTB u r around 1500

[grim edge]

imma catch up i remember him from before how tf does he handle these frogs

[narrow orchid]

bro was like "double it and give it to the next neighbourhood"

[next raft]

weak, i went from 50 to 100

[grim edge]

the FROGGE is a small BEASTI

[teal dragon]

Frog battle royale

[grim edge]

Alice vs the frogs

[teal dragon]

Alice would never hurt a frog

[narrow orchid]

u cant compare otb to online

[next raft]

how does playing on a board make you worse? it just makes me even better

[next raft]

when im playing on the board i can see everything

[narrow orchid]

otb just isnt inflated like onlinechess

[grim edge]

even this frog?

[pulsar ocean]

It's hard to focus and You are more likely to make mistakes

[next raft]

its quite the opposite for me

[teal dragon]

Yes even that frog

[narrow orchid]

what are you even saying man

[fading spruce]

Commie froge

[pulsar ocean]

Sure why don't you play in fide then

[ornate ivy]

Lmfao

[narrow orchid]

its literally the opposite

[next raft]

magnus carlsen rn:

[narrow orchid]

dont worry the guy is talking absolute bullshitt

[next raft]

asking a 700 to play in fide perfect clown moment

[green jungle]

power on rise of kingdoms

[pulsar ocean]

I'm not talking about world champions try to styart play OTB from begining you will see

[next raft]

i literally grew up playing physical chess

[narrow orchid]

otb much more accurate than online lol

[green jungle]

??? you dont need to be good to play in otb. i started playing otb and my first rating was 400.

[next raft]

ive played against many great players

[fossil epoch]

Do you actually play e3

[pulsar ocean]

I didn't know your elo a 700 shouldn't have opinions on chess OTB vs Online

[teal dragon]

1500 fide vs 1900 cc doesnt mean u are worse over the board, they arent comparable since its only relative compared to other fide ratings/cc ratings

[next raft]

my first match ever was otb

[green jungle]

i mean tournaments.

[narrow orchid]

bro ur 1800 you shouldnt either 💀

[pulsar ocean]

There are blitz and other less timer games too you should educate yourself

[pulsar ocean]

Atleast That's my OTB rating

[next raft]

i should ofcourse have opinions + you have the moyai emoji in your name and can't focus otb perfect 400 elo

[narrow orchid]

I know 10x more about otb than u bro

you think otb is more difficult than online

[next raft]

yeah i know i played a tournament

[teal dragon]

Superiority complex

[narrow orchid]

💀

[green jungle]

ok

[next raft]

ive played a few in my school

[pulsar ocean]

What a joke sure let's play someday in fide club

[narrow orchid]

nah he just stupid af

[narrow orchid]

brother how would we do that

[teal dragon]

Ok but lets be real u also got a bit of a superiority complex

[next raft]

yall are so weak i have 600 million power in rise of kingdom

[pulsar ocean]

There's a competition I will send you location and date

[narrow orchid]

against idiots yup

[narrow orchid]

what civilization did you choose

[next raft]

"just joined"

[narrow orchid]

nty

in 4 months thats almost impossible i call cap

[next raft]

celestial being

[novel moat]

Rosimo

[pulsar ocean]

You are afraid of OTB anyways forget it be happy with your little online rating no one cares

[next raft]

has a tiktok acount 💀

[upbeat viper]

be nice

[next raft]

i care alot actually

[teal dragon]

Hi bast

[upbeat viper]

hi

[upbeat viper]

are you done shitposting ? :D

[next raft]

fr

[green jungle]

i care

[teal dragon]

I guess :c

[next raft]

its cap he is probably around 400-800

[upbeat viper]

great \0/

[fossil epoch]

If you had previous experience and really no lifed it, it might be possible

[narrow orchid]

n o

[next raft]

its just impossible

[narrow orchid]

1900 in 4 months not posssible

[fossil epoch]

but yeah maybe like 1400 I would understand

[next raft]

potentialy higher than yours

[narrow orchid]

bro tryna elo shame people being below 2k

[next raft]

gonna be 800 soon after a bit more practicing

[next raft]

below 1k*

[teal dragon]

Oh

[narrow orchid]

didnt mean u

[next raft]

i know

that guy is like 400 elo

[narrow orchid]

true

[teal dragon]

e3 player tho

[narrow orchid]

judging by his past messages hes 600 max

[next raft]

i play ke2 im superior

[teal dragon]

Oh cool should specify

[next raft]

he just likes to lie

[grim edge]

Bro said 3600💀💀💀

[teal dragon]

Hi fellow genshiner

[grim edge]

Hello

[teal dragon]

How good ur venti tho 🧐🧐

[grim edge]

hi chat

[fossil epoch]

damn why so many genshin players

[fossil epoch]

hello

[grim edge]

I just like venti so I put my pfp as him I wish I did got venti tho

[covert cosmos]

wowaow

[teal dragon]

Aw shame, wish system is broken anyway

[grim edge]

Lol

[teal dragon]

Who u maining tho

[grim edge]

@grim edge Our world, this self-sucking vortex of mimeses, veers into its own halo. A butterfly, with the bright spots on its wings, is similar to the bird of prey. The bird, self-creating against an endless sky, is a portent. All language begins as babbling, mimicry, similitude without programme or horizon. The sun is an image of a dying elk, horned in its magnificence, with floods of sunlight burning from the slit in its throat. The moon is a metaphor for sleep.

[green jungle]

ok

[grim edge]

I haven't play the game that much so I main noelle

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[teal dragon]

Fair 😭

[green jungle]

ok

[grim edge]

Ye lol

Yo someone pinged me

[sleek zealot]

hi pixel im playing an intermezzo scotch right now

[teal dragon]

Can i see

[grim edge]

Bruh tf are people saying nowadays

[grim edge]

I have a question like how long did it take for you to get to ur current elo

[fiery beacon]

!! !! !!

[teal dragon]

11 months, and i started at 300

[fiery beacon]

3 in a row, my highest brilly streak

[neon musk]

There's definitely compensation objectively
The question is how practical is it

[grim edge]

Ohh ok

[teal dragon]

Impressive

[fading spruce]

Actual degeneracy

[mossy comet]

I tried prime for the first time and i can say..

[fading spruce]

This is what too much Discord does to a mf

[mossy comet]

It sucks ass.

[grim edge]

I mean it's alright

[mossy comet]

I hate it so much i gave it a 2/10

[fiery beacon]

A lot of the time they’re the same, but it’s called a brilly because it hangs a piece

[mossy comet]

Way too sweet it tastes like melted ice pops

I like having a real one than this shit

[grim edge]

Lol

[fiery beacon]

My room was hanging for three moves in a row

[sleek zealot]

room

[fiery beacon]

Only reason I didn’t get 4 was because I moved my knight to the wrong place lol

[fiery beacon]

Rook

[teal dragon]

I also hang in my room

[fiery beacon]

Yes, it doesn’t have to be the best move, just a good move that hangs a piece

[teal dragon]

HANG OUT**

[fiery beacon]

I have big finger don’t make fun of me 😭

[knotty sorrel]

i have big balls i know the pain

[teal dragon]

Hanging is leaving it undefended

[fiery beacon]

A sacrifice hangs a piece temporarily, but achieves something later

[fossil epoch]

Wait after exd5 you play Nd4 right

[fiery beacon]

Sometimes it’s defended but it can be took by a piece worth less than it

[teal dragon]

Sacrifice is not really hanging in the way hanging is used to define losing pieces

[knotty sorrel]

bro who gave u permission to put me as ur pfp :/

[teal dragon]

Fax

[knotty sorrel]

im not...

[grim edge]

Nah

[knotty sorrel]

what made you assume that

[grim edge]

That crazy

[knotty sorrel]

thats a soccer player

who tf looks that cool as a regular person

w all the lights and glow and stuff

its an edit lol and its not me

[narrow orchid]

that... exists

[knotty sorrel]

true but like

thats kinda cringe lowkey

average programmer (im going mentally insane)

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/monsoon-mgrr-mgr-unexpected-gif-25830836

[teal dragon]

All the cool ppl have left chat 😔😔

[knotty sorrel]

im still here tho

[keen star]

hi alice. i am here now

[teal dragon]

Ion even know yall

[fossil epoch]

nah I haven't left yet

[novel moat]

[knotty sorrel]

slide me yo number we can get to know each other

[teal dragon]

😳

[fossil epoch]

damn smooth

[keen star]

[teal dragon]

Rizzed

[knotty sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzy-rizz-mode-rizzmode-gif-25590145

what

[teal dragon]

Embeded fail

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[grim edge]

Yooo

[teal dragon]

Rizz blundered

[knotty sorrel]

bruh 😭

[grim edge]

Lol

[knotty sorrel]

give me another chance

[keen star]

to sum the text up it makes fun of you on god level

[knotty sorrel]

i can this time

[knotty sorrel]

yeah i know that one

[grim edge]

@civic halo BRO THIS YOU?

[knotty sorrel]

oh ok

have a nice day 💀

[fossil epoch]

Even better

[grim edge]

lmao

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boykisser-meme-gif-gif-27524383

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[teal dragon]

I wont stop you just telling it like it is

[knotty sorrel]

hmm

[teal dragon]

True 😔😔

[knotty sorrel]

im tempted

[grim edge]

Yo idk wat going in anymore

[knotty sorrel]

no lmao

[grim edge]

char my hand frll asleep 😭

[keen star]

what about Vaas from the hit game Far Cry 3 from the year 2012

[knotty sorrel]

yes.

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/kaiba-seto-gif-8631866

[knotty sorrel]

ok then time to go back to programming

(i am not ok pls help me)

[keen star]

i am going to therapist for over 5 years now. i think you good brother

[knotty sorrel]

ic

[teal dragon]

Sure

[keen star]

in character? or i care?

[knotty sorrel]

"i see"

[teal dragon]

I see

[narrow orchid]

can i try too

i got an irresistable one#

[keen star]

:(

[fossil epoch]

lmao

[keen star]

why deleted :(

[grim edge]

Haven't played chess in a month or so and the first game I play I get a brilliant 💪

[teal dragon]

Ok shoot ur shot

[narrow orchid]

check dm

[keen star]

next move is bishop and then queen gg

[fossil epoch]

W

[grim edge]

Fr

[teal dragon]

Damn i liked that one

[knotty sorrel]

does he know?

[narrow orchid]

[teal dragon]

💦💦

[keen star]

good brilliant tbh

[narrow orchid]

that one never fails tbh

[grim edge]

This chat is horny...

[narrow orchid]

no you are

[grim edge]

💀fr

[keen parrot]

https://youtu.be/SaSi1Ahwo9w

[narrow orchid]

VIMUN

[grim edge]

No u are

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-sillly-bleh-gif-5818201130354939958

[grim edge]

This video is fire

[keen parrot]

wholesome man eating a hot dog

[narrow orchid]

I gotta show u smth funny

[narrow orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/@thinfrogyt watch this guys vid

its so funny

[keen parrot]

the one about rpe being good is questionable lmao

[fossil epoch]

wait what was it

[narrow orchid]

bro let 2.8m frogs hatch in his backyard to terrorize the neighbourhood

[keen star]

horny jail idea is more of heaven then punishment (you are literally in place with even more horny people)

[narrow orchid]

such a chad

[teal dragon]

Trueee

[keen parrot]

bro made a frog army tf

[narrow orchid]

[keen star]

i am pretty sure most of his toad polls or whatever they are called died

not most but pretty hard percent of them

[keen parrot]

ofc

[narrow orchid]

its 2.8 mil who cares

[keen parrot]

not enough food

[narrow orchid]

its still thousands

[teal dragon]

They be fighting over food in that garden

Frog royale

[grim edge]

This is amazing

[narrow orchid]

5 digit frogs atleast

[keen star]

i feel dead again

[grim edge]

The frog army

I want a frog army

[teal dragon]

Ok gn chat

[keen star]

good night alice

[fossil epoch]

good morning

gn

[grim edge]

Someone donate me 4 boxes of frogs

🙏

[keen star]

after you give me a reason to live i will send

[grim edge]

Ass and titties

[fossil epoch]

sure just send me the last 3 digits of your credit card number

[keen star]

materialist

[grim edge]

Bruh

[grim edge]

Calling women objects? Wow sexism

Banned

[grim edge]

728

[fossil epoch]

🔥🔥🔥 I love you

[fossil epoch]

I am now going to buy 1 million billion gazillion robux

[upbeat viper]

let's end this topic here

[grim edge]

It was a heated discussion

[keen star]

one ruble is almost the same price as one bobux

[grim edge]

Gimme frog boxes

[nimble niche]

imagine losing to moon's club in the club daily match

i totally didn't play for them

[fossil epoch]

would you prefer 1 million rubles or 1 million bobux

[teal dragon]

Nvm

[grim edge]

1 goonbuck

[nimble niche]

If I had 1 million robux, I could sell my account

[grim edge]

sterg

[keen star]

1 mil bobux. i could finally play pet simulator the only way it is possible to be played

[grim edge]

What is a ruble

[keen star]

not going to sleep are ya?

[fossil epoch]

wait do I know you

[grim edge]

@teal dragon tell me to close discord

[keen star]

russian currency

[nimble niche]

what time is it?

[grim edge]

I want goonbucks

[grim edge]

Your mom sure does

[teal dragon]

tell ME to close discord 😭😭

[grim edge]

almost 1 am kek

[nimble niche]

I'm prepping in the car for today's games

[covert cosmos]

p

[keen star]

12:39 am for me

[fossil epoch]

damn

[grim edge]

Close discord alice, now pls tell me the same, ill actually close the app lol

Ok guys imma go I have to get ready for my goonsesh cya

[keen star]

2 days and like 5 hours till my bday

[grim edge]

Nah i like u ur cool

[nimble niche]

It's half past 8 in the morning for me

[grim edge]

Nice pfp btw

[teal dragon]

But then ill be all alone 😰

[grim edge]

JUST SAY 8:30AM

[grim edge]

sacrifices has to be made

[grim edge]

Ur asian or american?

[fossil epoch]

I appreciate that
You are on the chess simp server aren't you

[teal dragon]

Ok close discord bad boy zax @grim edge

[grim edge]

alright thx bye chat

[teal dragon]

Bai <3

[grim edge]

Chess simp server???

ermm-- half past 8 quarter till 1 bro just say what time it is 😭😭😭😭

[keen star]

i say one thing about me and i am instantly ignored

[grim edge]

Tell me more

[nimble niche]

Ethnically Han, living in Sydney

[fossil epoch]

It's.... complicated

search it on youtube

[covert cosmos]

im in that]

[grim edge]

🇺🇸🦅

[fossil epoch]

chad

[keen star]

RAAAAH

[grim edge]

@covert cosmos is your brother named blue waffles?

[keen star]

also ferba you are stockfish?

[tough bridge]

Okay, I"m finally gonna watch the Queen's Gambit on Netflix. Is it any good?

[grim edge]

Is anyone here that more than 1000 elo would like to play a match with me

[covert cosmos]

no it's white waffles so they both start with w

[grim edge]

Yes it's good

[grim edge]

It's good

[keen star]

levy said that everything fits right with real chess so prob yes

[tough bridge]

cool

[grim edge]

Very good show

Would recommend

Damn i just won against a 1200

(To nerds)

[grim edge]

Nice

Ok imma go now I have a goonsesh in half an hour

[high oasis]

chess

[keen star]

i won vs 2200 in bullet arena once bcs he blundered queen in first 5 moves (i was 600 in bullet at that time)

[fossil epoch]

chess speaks for itself

[grim edge]

W bro

[keen star]

fr

[high oasis]

so you won

like fr

[keen star]

he instantly resigned

[grim edge]

Bruhh

[high oasis]

congrats. i bet that felt so good. i beat a 1900 in 50 moves in 10 min rapid with the catalan.

im 1000

[keen star]

i play fianchetto

on left side

[high oasis]

kingside or queenside

queenside?

[covert cosmos]

mmmmmmmm

[grim edge]

Idk why 1000-1300 cant play endgames

[keen star]

idk i just always play on left with black even with white

[grim edge]

???

[high oasis]

queenside with white and kingside with black

r u lefthanded

[keen star]

i have bad early games but great midgame and great endgame

[keen star]

no righthanded but with left side in 1k elo bullet i always win rook in 10 moves so its worth it

[next raft]

why not?

[covert cosmos]

watch out for OAAAAAAAA

[grim edge]

My opponents worst accuracy came from endgame

[keen star]

E3???????!!!!!!!

[grim edge]

I am 700 btw

[next raft]

im 700ish and im pretty great with my endgames

[next raft]

*

[next raft]

so i expect 1000-1300 players to be much better

[keen star]

my highest accuracy in one game was 92.8

[grim edge]

There are a ton of endgames man me and you aren't even close to mastering them,tho right now I learned how to win up a pawn

[high oasis]

thats why i play catalan along with many other reasons. they always give up the rook on a8 or create a positional bind with c6

[fossil epoch]

I have played both 100% accuracy endgames and 0% accuracy endgames

[next raft]

his rating wasn't 1200 tho

[vernal goblet]

what does a 2500 puzzle rating translate to in gmae

[next raft]

i currently know quite a bit checkmate patterns to be at a winning positions

[keen star]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81452615795?tab=review

92.8

[high oasis]

nice

[next raft]

Check out this #chess game: TahaAhmedPk16 vs paranoidpnp - https://www.chess.com/live/game/82936277733

[next raft]

this is my most recent game

[grim edge]

My last 4 games speak for themselves

[keen star]

wth you god or sum?

[next raft]

thats average for me in some games

[keen star]

94.7?

[next raft]

yeah

[grim edge]

I used to play a lot of chess,instead of 10 games per day I now just play one and put all my brain power into it

[high oasis]

youll be 1500 soon

its pretty obvious

[next raft]

this is my highest i guess

[covert cosmos]

waow

[vernal goblet]

is it cheating to write down ur moves?

[high oasis]

not at all

[vernal goblet]

because i find that its super OP when calculating possibel variations

[rugged mango]

No

[wind dragon]

Bread

[high oasis]

bread?

[grim edge]

W

[wind dragon]

It took me an hour

But bread

[next raft]

can i be 1000

[grim edge]

I really hope so cause I'll start playing more games,I just need to improve my endgames even more

[rugged mango]

I mean if someone plays a variation of a line you haven’t written down, you have to play solo

Which happens very often

[high oasis]

anyone can unless you have a learning disability, even then i have hope

[keen star]

i can't play anymore i think my brain is going to very bad condicion and this is 100% serious. most of the time i have problems with speaking and i sometimes left out words i was 100 % sure i typed out

[next raft]

well 2 bad then i can't be

[keen star]

my best accuracy games recently are under 60 %

[next raft]

thats kinda low

[floral moth]

Human fact of the day 167! The human heart can beat outside the body, obviously for a short period of time, but it is still technically possible.

[high oasis]

i believe in you. and yeah endgame technique is what makes high level players stand out.

[keen star]

fun fact human heart can beat so fast that it beats 5 times a second (without you dying)

[next raft]

how did you get a custom role?

[fossil epoch]

(you will die if that happens)

[grim edge]

Youre burnt out,calm yourself down,take a deep breath and realize that sometimes even you can't do everything, play less chess,maybe just one game per day

[inland shore]

LMAO

[keen star]

(you can survive if you have healthy heart)

[next raft]

ferb i know what we're gonna do today!

[fossil epoch]

but not consistently 5 times a second

[grim edge]

I was in a winning situation against a 1700 once,I was up 3 pawns,endgame time,I was too greedy and got back rank mated,from then on I took endgames seriously

[keen star]

i literally play 10 bullet games in one day per week. i also join sometimes arenas with last time almost killed me bcs i got so angry after losing 200 elo that i started bashing my head on the wall

[fossil epoch]

bullet is not real chess

[grim edge]

Bro what listen don't do that you may have had a concussion

[keen star]

not constantly. i am just saying human heart can go to 300 beats per min without you dying

[high oasis]

exactly. im not wrong and you know uour weaknesses. great awareness, friend.

[keen star]

i wish my head cracked open

[grim edge]

Bro seriously you may die @keen star if you dont stop doing that

[fossil epoch]

Isn't max like 240 - age?

[high oasis]

can i help?

[grim edge]

Bro stop please

[keen star]

no wth you would go to jail

[keen star]

in extreme scenarios heart can go up to 300

[high oasis]

chilllll its a joke

[keen star]

sorry :(

[high oasis]

fr tho. you good?

my dms are open if u needa vent

[keen star]

i said i am going to therapist for 5 years

[next raft]

yeah,anti chess is!

[fossil epoch]

(me when I see your female parent)

[grim edge]

Bro I never knew people took chess that seriously

[next raft]

bullet doesn't help much in getting better

[high oasis]

chess is fun but life goes on

[next raft]

same

[high oasis]

even hikaru and magnus dont care

[fossil epoch]

exactly

[next raft]

if you lose you lose,you can't reverse it

[grim edge]

They literally played symmetrical bongcloud once

[keen star]

260 can happen on rollercoaster and if you are in gunfight your heart can theoratically hit 300 for split second when you are stressed

[high oasis]

yessirski

[fossil epoch]

For a split second not for an entire minute bro

[grim edge]

@keen star Idk what to say my friend, I again ask of you, when you lose,take a deep breath, stop playing and analyze the game,doesn't matter if its bullet or not,please

[keen star]

and i am geniuently unwell @grim edge @high oasis

[next raft]

are you named ronnie?

[high oasis]

well if no one cares about you i care. dm me whenever you want. im a good listener. ive heard it all.

[keen star]

i didn't say for a minute. i just said 300 beats per minut on the counter

[fossil epoch]

ah
anyways get well soon I guess

[keen star]

no i need someone to attach to who will be there for me almost all the time

[keen star]

ha. thanks

[high oasis]

so you need a friend?

[next raft]

wait till bro sees my firend thinking he is 850 elo after starting at 800 elo and winning one match against my 256 elo friend

[keen star]

friend that wouldn't mind me crying into their chest

[high oasis]

awww. i mean any loving friend wouldnt mind that.

[next raft]

i can be your friend in that case if you don't mind

[grim edge]

Damn bro this hurts

[keen star]

why you asking? one of your friends that is named ronnie has destractive behavior?

[next raft]

💀 that isn't my friend it was a joke

[strange skiff]

ALBERT STILL DEAD?

[high oasis]

chimo, theres people out there who really really really care. you never know who can end up being close to you. maybe its one of us.

[strange skiff]

b r u h

[keen star]

oh i got scared someone is hurting themselfs

[novel moat]

Anitta

[next raft]

yeah they did kinda

[keen star]

bad time anitta

[grim edge]

Fix it

[next raft]

most chad reply

[grim edge]

My bro

[keen star]

hehe. i love pets on the head if you ever meet me

[high oasis]

you sound so sweet

what a guy/gal/pal

[keen star]

i am sweet and fat

jolly rencher fr

[high oasis]

who cares about that part your heart is fat thats all we care about

[next raft]

i was also fat but now im not

[keen star]

my heart feels empty for very long time and i don't know how to fix it

[next raft]

im more and more convinced after each msg that this person is a cat

[next raft]

id say workout

good for health and fun

[high oasis]

love and consistency

[jaunty glacier]

hi

[keen star]

i have problems with my knees and back(like really bad ones) so i have problems losing weight. and also i am cat person but i wouldn't consider my self to be a cat

[keen star]

hia

[jaunty glacier]

i am new

[next raft]

oh, how much do you weigh, maybe i can suggest something

[keen star]

105 kg

on 169 cm body

[next raft]

your height?

[keen star]

but i have somewhat muscle physique bcs before i got really hurt on my legs i used to work out all the time

[high oasis]

youll be fine when you get your legs back

[next raft]

go on a calorie defecit

[next raft]

reach 70kg then try working out in the gym

[grim edge]

What about chess physique?

[keen star]

i am bad

[keen star]

i eat like 1000 calories max a day

[grim edge]

I heard curling is good for getting better at chess

[fading spruce]

Anyone want to chess box me?

[next raft]

then do something to burn around 1100-1500

[high oasis]

thats less than what they gave to the h-l-caust members

they have rhem 1100 daily

[next raft]

i eat around 1200-1600 but i burn them

[grim edge]

Less than what an Asian parent gives to their child who gets a A- instead of +

[next raft]

1100 calories is a like full stomach for me

[keen star]

i think its bad considering i have 2 meals a day

[next raft]

in my country the food doesn't have much calories

[next raft]

i have 3

excluding breakfast

[grim edge]

I'm my country the food has too many calories

[grim edge]

I want every game of mine to look like this,BUT they instead look like a heart monitor of a very Ill person

[novel moat]

Chads don't care about calories and just stay healthy

[high oasis]

ok?

weird delivery

[keen star]

in my country we have food from all over the world and over meals are usually all meat and some potatos (i am from czechia)

[grim edge]

I didn't order a delivery

[high oasis]

no. sigh

delivery has more than one meaning

[grim edge]

Such a beautiful country

[high oasis]

oh wow cool

[azure coyote]

nice

[fading spruce]

Czechoslovakia with return

[high oasis]

also @next raft didnt mean to ping sorry

[azure coyote]

have yall watched manifest

[keen star]

yea people are mean but country is pretty

[fluid burrow]

Is knowing ‘mating nets’ important?? checkmates never seem obvious to me

[grim edge]

Slavic people are like that,I live under Serbia aka Montenegro, people are gonna be like that its hard to change em

You have to learn not to care

[fluid burrow]

Is knowing ‘mating nets’ important?? checkmates never seem obvious to me

[keen star]

oh montenegro i love when i remember the flag and the place it is on the map

i am sometimes doing quizzes on states in EU and i love to find the small countries

[next raft]

im from pakistan, and food here is like low calorie dense, most of it

[blazing field]

⚠️ CAUTION ⚠️ IF YOU ARE READING THIS!! THEN YOU LIKE TO KISS BIG BLACK MEN. YOU CAN NOT BACK OUT NOW! YOU DIRTY BOY!!!⚠️

[fluid burrow]

nobody wanna answer then …??

[next raft]

i only eat homemade food so the small portion isn't problem for me

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/crna-gora-montenegro-anime-gif-23001873

[next raft]

i was also fat, i was bullied like my entire school life for it

[fluid burrow]

Is knowing ‘mating nets’ important?? checkmates never seem obvious to me

helloooov??

[covert cosmos]

.

[high oasis]

yes. very.

[next raft]

your rating?

[fluid burrow]

roughly 500

[azure coyote]

omg same im also from pakistan

[mystic stream]

albeto

[high oasis]

you need to do puzzles

[covert cosmos]

l

[fluid burrow]

They are useless to me. I can’t ever see the checkmate in game

[grim edge]

Hopefully it makes some of you laugh

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-heheheha-grrr-emote-king-gif-24764224

[high oasis]

theyre only useless to you because you dont take away the lesson the puzzle is trying to teach you.

[gray saddle]

@worn ice Stay frosty, mah homie.

[high oasis]

it could also help to stick to an opening with good attacking chances

[grim edge]

Rest durning the day so during night you can sleep

[full glen]

[high oasis]

that makes your play at least equal

[fluid burrow]

I do ‘checkmate in one move’ and it doesn’t help

[grim edge]

Sup igor

[full glen]

how about sleep in the day

[grim edge]

Sup jade

[high oasis]

then why are you stuck at 500 and i still do puzzles and it helps me climb up

[keen star]

pakistan number one

[gray saddle]

What if sleep during the day then grind chess till 3am?

[grim edge]

I would suggest both

[fluid burrow]

started playing this game 8 days ago lol

[high oasis]

well

[full glen]

sleep during night and day

[high oasis]

it canhelp to look at some famous checkmates

get familiar with the ways players win

[fading spruce]

Balkan is best

[high oasis]

watch games

[grim edge]

Sup kayden

[fluid burrow]

I just don’t understand how the checkmate works

[high oasis]

look up checkmates on youtube

[fluid burrow]

Like I’d be +22 and the opponent still manages to draw

[grim edge]

Montenegrin comendment No8

Work brings illness,dont die young

[high oasis]

its that easy. give it time.

[fluid burrow]

because I can’t find anything

[grim edge]

Whats the hardest decision you about to make

[gray saddle]

you can do it bro, keep in mind that its like how you decided to hate the trusted role.

[grim edge]

Dude dont get worked up because you aint 2000

Like give it time chess is very time consuming

[gray saddle]

tbh yes. Let's just promote proper body clock.

[grim edge]

To get

[high oasis]

if you go on lichess you can practice against the computer in formats like: king+rook vs king endgame or king + queen vs king or two bishops or etc

[fluid burrow]

I’ll start with the mating nets lol

[high oasis]

the engine will guide you

[stray arch]

chess.com has the feature

[grim edge]

Exactly my friend

[next raft]

liar 😡

[high oasis]

without diamond?

[grim edge]

@fluid burrow check the frequently asked question channel and read the pinned thread

[next raft]

no not roughly like your cc rating

[grim edge]

You've got this boss

I believe in you

Also did u read billy bat

ALL OF IT???

[vernal goblet]

chess

is about flexing ur rating

[gray saddle]

Just do the right thing, don't give up buddy.

[grim edge]

Chess is for nerds tf who does that

[next raft]

lichess is like the gigachad version of chess.com but chess.com is more fun

[next raft]

"500-999"

[high oasis]

yup