💬〡general-off-topic

[sleek zealot]

"irrelevant" means 1200 but yall didnt hear that from me

[supple imp]

Btw I confused you with someone else I didn't want to call you a 900

[grim edge]

bs. ik u do ive seen ur puzzle rating

[queen canyon]

Quit

[teal dragon]

So why u reply to me?

[quiet sparrow]

nah

[supple imp]

2500

[fading spruce]

Borg Gambit best gambit

[quiet sparrow]

1600

[lethal lotus]

You should try throwing your computer in the Atlantic ocean

[queen canyon]

Sawcon gambit is also good, yall try it

[supple imp]

You have a similar pfp to a person I wanted to annoy

[lethal lotus]

For nubs like you

[fluid comet]

how do i get to the connected role at least

[grim edge]

mine is the same

[supple imp]

My puzzles is low for my rating

[fading spruce]

[fluid comet]

[sleek zealot]

pixel is the pope christian

[supple imp]

Scipio is 3k puzzles 💀

[rose thunder]

is 2200 puzzles good for a 1000?

[sleek zealot]

yeah

[restive storm]

I have. Puzzle rating of 2835💀💀☠️💀💀

[grim edge]

the pope is PROTESTANT

[teal dragon]

If it makes u feel any better

[lapis python]

Is there a #media channel in this discord?

[stuck kestrel]

no

[rose thunder]

I don’t think

[queen canyon]

Like my deck nubs

[lapis python]

Ok

[rose thunder]

I have no idea what I’m looking at sorry

[lethal lotus]

🤓

[unborn stirrup]

Tom_chess2009

[queen canyon]

Virgin power deck

[grim edge]

do these cards exist? do u have conversations with them? can u hear them?

[supple imp]

💀I was 2100 puzzles when I was 1600

[teal dragon]

2009 💀💀💀💀 aint no way someone is unironically born in that year

[stuck kestrel]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @supple imp, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[supple imp]

I joined over a year ago

[stuck kestrel]

why bro, minecraft was released in 2009 it was a good year

[queen canyon]

As a person diagnosed with schitzophrenia, i can confirm

[supple imp]

Mods took away mu trusted role

[rose thunder]

I was released in 2009 as well

[teal dragon]

HOW CAN U BE YOUNGER THAN MC THATS ILLEGAL

[grim edge]

oh nooooooooooooooooo lmao 😭

[stuck kestrel]

yeah my siblings are

[rose thunder]

I’m slightly older than mc

[supple imp]

What did 2009 do to you lol

[fading spruce]

The fact that people born in the 2010s can speak in full sentences bothers me

[teal dragon]

Fax

[stuck kestrel]

even those born in 2016 💀

[supple imp]

How old are you guys?

[stuck kestrel]

thats crazy

[teal dragon]

18

[grim edge]

idk

[supple imp]

Old af

[fading spruce]

Bro I feel like I am about to be on my deathbed soon and I just became an adult

[queen canyon]

I dont identify as a guy, i am the minecraft warden

[teal dragon]

Dies of cringe

[supple imp]

Fr

[queen canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-frog-dies-from-cringe-gif-21051437

[supple imp]

Guys doesn't even refer to only boys

[stuck kestrel]

i think it does

[grim edge]

fr. like when i say i like guys i clearly am referring to women

[fading spruce]

Same

[stuck kestrel]

hm

[supple imp]

I just refer to everyone when I say guys

[teal dragon]

I have nightmares about my hairline receeding

[supple imp]

Lmao

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[waxen cedar]

overwatch server is so trash bruh.

[grim edge]

interesting

[quiet sparrow]

I BLUNDERED BACKRANK MATE

I HATE THIS GAME

[stuck kestrel]

didnt ask

[supple imp]

You're just trash

[queen canyon]

Quit #2

[quiet sparrow]

nah

[supple imp]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

do u not understand how conversation works. somebody contributes and people respond u dont have to ask

[upbeat viper]

be nice peeps

[queen canyon]

Facts

[quiet sparrow]

nah

[stuck kestrel]

i cant read

[grim edge]

man nobody has ever respected u

not u duck the other guy

[stuck kestrel]

oh

[grim edge]

lmao 😭

[violet heath]

Is chess dying

[stuck kestrel]

🙂

[quiet sparrow]

yall mean

[stuck kestrel]

no but its killing me

[grim edge]

u came at a bad time all tbe idiots r out 😭

[next raft]

is bongcloud a good opening at 700-infinite

[quiet sparrow]

its been around for like 4000 years i think its gonna be around a bit longer

[teal dragon]

Just dont get backranked again

[cunning eagle]

Dude respect everbody

[queen canyon]

Especially me

[quiet sparrow]

I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE

[grim edge]

yeah ur a moron

[rose thunder]

yes.

[queen canyon]

Facts...

[cunning eagle]

Dude stfu

[grim edge]

mhm. just an idiot

can i dm someone and they can find the best move for white?

[teal dragon]

Go on

[uncut adder]

Guys I lost 6 game in a row at 75 accuraci I wanna die

[quiet sparrow]

Youre the ceo of idiots

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[cunning eagle]

Dude respect people

[young wedge]

back…

[grim edge]

[cunning eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/ddmc-dazed-ducks-dazed-ducks-metagalactic-club-ducks-its-on-gif-25964098

[stuck kestrel]

albino is on thin ice

https://tenor.com/view/ddmc-dazed-ducks-dazed-ducks-metagalactic-club-ducks-its-on-gif-25964098

[young wedge]

now please can someone explain this tactic kindly…

[cunning eagle]

Nice

[stuck kestrel]

i copied ur gif and sent it, ur welcome

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[fading spruce]

It’s 42 degrees Celsius in Texas

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[stuck kestrel]

same here

[stuck kestrel]

crister renaldo sewyy

[rose thunder]

sewyyyyy

[grim edge]

oh god thats an amazing move hahahaha

[teal dragon]

What he drinking tho

[stuck kestrel]

bro

[fading spruce]

Chocolate milk

[stuck kestrel]

choccy milk

[grim edge]

yeah

mmm choccy milk

[teal dragon]

Post tacobell

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[rose thunder]

bruh

[teal dragon]

Bruh

[stuck kestrel]

lmao

[cunning eagle]

Lmao

[sleek zealot]

bast did you delete that

[stuck kestrel]

so no gifs now

[upbeat viper]

yep

stop spamming yall

[stuck kestrel]

i sent only one

[rose thunder]

it was choccy milk convo tho

[stuck kestrel]

choccy milk.

[upbeat viper]

"yall"

[rose thunder]

ya we only sent one : )

[cunning eagle]

Choccy milk

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

It was a collective group effort but individually we only sent 1

[keen parrot]

yall

[stuck kestrel]

yall

[rose thunder]

yall

[stuck kestrel]

foul

[grim edge]

wendy

[cunning eagle]

Mod how do you call german how cant see a not see

[stuck kestrel]

if i send it , its gonna get deleted again

[cunning eagle]

Na ci

[teal dragon]

Bast killjoy

[keen parrot]

damn bast has had enough

[upbeat viper]

they don't stop they pay :')

[grim edge]

wtf i sent my first video of the day🫠

[stuck kestrel]

swear to god what

[keen parrot]

can i send one too (i havent done it yet)

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[upbeat viper]

you're fine

[teal dragon]

Bast turning from nice guy into slightly bad boy

[stuck kestrel]

doubt

[cunning eagle]

Bruh

[stuck kestrel]

bruh what is this favouritism

[cold aurora]

Does anyone know how I can talk in voice chat so I can play with my friends?

[grim edge]

Alice you are killing me

[upbeat viper]

he didn't spam with you

[fading spruce]

Nah you can’t

[upbeat viper]

and still no big font allowed

[cold aurora]

o

[keen parrot]

you need trusted which impossible rn cause albert is dead

[stuck kestrel]

bro 😭

[teal dragon]

L bast 👎👎

[stuck kestrel]

i wanted to do hashtag

[cold aurora]

oh

[upbeat viper]

gotta get the connected role but the bot is down sooo

[cunning eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-dancing-duck-walk-away-gif-21526535

[cold aurora]

[stuck kestrel]

bro

[cunning eagle]

What dude

[teal dragon]

Embeded fail

[stuck kestrel]

do u want me to send it

[cunning eagle]

Od corse

[stuck kestrel]

probably gonna get deleted tho

[cunning eagle]

Nah

[stuck kestrel]

fine

https://tenor.com/view/duck-dancing-duck-walk-away-gif-21526535

it survived

[teal dragon]

Istg white ducks dont exist here in the UK

[cunning eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-geese-goosey-canada-goose-gif-25374618

[stuck kestrel]

ok no more

[cunning eagle]

Wait what

[stuck kestrel]

gonna get banned

[teal dragon]

Nooo

[upbeat viper]

not banned

[river kelp]

Fun fact: if your opponent is absolutely horrendous at chess, you can checkmate with 1 pawn and king (if 1 enemy pawn is blocking the enemy king)

[upbeat viper]

beware of stalemate tho'

[keen parrot]

me watching all embeds getting deleted

[grim edge]

hi chat

[upbeat viper]

hi whismy

[grim edge]

ALoha

[upbeat viper]

chat be sleeping right now for some reasons

[rose thunder]

my first amendment rights were taken away by doing it (not really)

[grim edge]

baasttt whatd u DO

[upbeat viper]

they forced me to do it

[bright glade]

bro thought i forked him, he resigned here

[half flint]

guys i also wanted to ask
how can i prevent situations like one that just happened to me?
i won by checkmate but i was playing 10 minutes rapid and i had literally 1.8 seconds on the clock, how can i just think faster? i've had a lot of games where i had a winning position but lost due to timeout

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bXBka.gif

[bright glade]

bro really missed Be2

[cunning eagle]

Bishop e2

[grim edge]

bimshop !!

[upbeat viper]

for speed you just gotta play more and more

and maybe try blitz

[sleek zealot]

bast i no longer consider you cool and doofus is the only good mod

[sleek zealot]

i know

[upbeat viper]

🆗

[grim edge]

bast ur hot dont lidten to balint

[rose thunder]

I agree

[half flint]

might try, thanks so much

[grim edge]

bast is my mascot

[upbeat viper]

I'm not tho'

[sleek zealot]

he timed me out because he didnt expect the pic

[upbeat viper]

anyway be nice 5min brb

[grim edge]

womp womp

[sleek zealot]

OH OKAY

[rose thunder]

he timed me out for posting a black person

[cunning eagle]

Time out in corner

[rose thunder]

def getting muted for that lol

[granite saddle]

.

[grim edge]

yeah? send the image i wanna see

[rose thunder]

…no

it’s this

[grim edge]

hm. ye i think i understand now

pfffftttt 11/10 recovery

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[grim edge]

blud

[grim edge]

? this is a real thing

[upbeat viper]

re

[narrow orchid]

guess how my opponent prevented mate here

[bright glade]

@grim edge opponent resigned here btw

[upbeat viper]

who misbehaved

[torpid badge]

What happened to game review

[sleek zealot]

i did

[rose thunder]

nobody

[grim edge]

bast i misbehaved u gotta mute me ive been bad

[upbeat viper]

[bright glade]

@grim edge must show you these terrible Ws

[grim edge]

blud thought it was a fork

@bright glade wtf man

[stuck kestrel]

i would send the “dies of cringe” gif but i cant

[rose thunder]

Rd8?

[grim edge]

sad!

[narrow orchid]

no he played f6

[lapis python]

What lvl do you need for images

[cunning eagle]

Idk

[stuck kestrel]

you need trusted

[grim edge]

eleventy billion

[rose thunder]

I’m guessing f6 is a bad move

[sleek zealot]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@lapis python With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[narrow orchid]

f6 still allows mate

[lapis python]

Oh ok

[rose thunder]

figured as much

[grim edge]

pixel i can now play some bach gavottes on guitar r u proud of me

[rose thunder]

I love puzzles

[grim edge]

im gonna go take a nap

puzzles r hot

ur hot if u play puzzles. or if u dont idc

[upbeat viper]

magnus choked

[rose thunder]

what kinda guitar

[upbeat viper]

noo

[grim edge]

MAGNUS DIED OF ASPHYXIATION??????

[grim edge]

wooden. has strings. no electricity 😭

oh. did they perform heimleich maneuver

[rose thunder]

oh, I have an e-bass

[spiral badger]

How are people 2900 puzzles then not even 1400💀😭

[stuck kestrel]

yeah hikaru did

[cunning eagle]

What

[rose thunder]

some people are just good at puzzles like me, I’m 2200 puzzles and 1000 actual rating

[grim edge]

i didnt know that hikaru and magnus could touch. I thought that if they did they would annihilate each other in a massive explosion of chess energy

[stuck kestrel]

they are good at puzzles but bad at chess

[spiral badger]

I’m 2200 puzzles and 1500 rated

[lapis python]

I did most of it now I just have to do the other two steps which require at least 7 days of being in server

[stuck kestrel]

yes, they had to wear biohazard body suits

[grim edge]

its to train ur miiiindddd

[rose thunder]

it’s to give you an idea of how u can find tactics similar to that in a game

pretty sure that’s literally the point of puzzles

[lapis python]

I wish I could show me playing chess with my garbage moves live but I don’t like talking with my voice lol

[stuck kestrel]

it could

[rose thunder]

yeah I hate those puzzles smh

[spiral badger]

Well I did get a smothered mate in a real game

[rose thunder]

I like the smothered mate puzzles, those are fun once u see em

[cunning eagle]

Yea

[stuck kestrel]

they are only fun the first few times and then they get boring

[rose thunder]

like sacking the QUEEN!!

[grim edge]

THE ROOOOOKKK

[rose thunder]

so the rook takes and knight comes in and shuts it down

[torpid badge]

Anyone know what happened to game review

[upbeat viper]

LMAO

Magnus saving it

ahhahaha

[rose thunder]

fr???

[grim edge]

bast what r u TALKING abt

[upbeat viper]

what a legend

[keen parrot]

chess.com puzzles in general are kinda ass

[upbeat viper]

he's drawing a 3v1 pawn + rook

lol

[stuck kestrel]

lichess ones are free

[spiral badger]

This is me looking at 600 rated game

[upbeat viper]

https://www.twitch.tv/chess

[keen parrot]

||and better||

[keen parrot]

self-promotion smh

[upbeat viper]

[stuck kestrel]

another gif crackdown

[rose thunder]

welcome to the chess.com discord server

[stuck kestrel]

shits wild

[upbeat viper]

well

gg

Magnus

CCT winner

ez

[spiral badger]

These pictures are both from the same game

In rapid too

[grim edge]

oh i remember my first chess.com game. 15 blunders in twenty five moves

[normal hatch]

Sadge

[stuck kestrel]

when i first played on chess.com i thought i was good but then i realised i was shit

[rose thunder]

I made my first brilliant move before 500 rating lol

idk where it is tho

[stuck kestrel]

nice, mine was 700

[upbeat viper]

from blitz to chess hate ?

[stuck kestrel]

or 800

[rose thunder]

mine was like 300?

[stuck kestrel]

it was pretty lame

[upbeat viper]

[stuck kestrel]

i still have that game lol

[rose thunder]

I should too

[stuck kestrel]

it was a discovered attack

knight sac

[timber turret]

Hi

[keen parrot]

someone dmd me thinking i was a mod here 💀

[grim edge]

omg rat !!

<- me using my vast telepsthic mind powers to receive mental signals from pawns

[viral epoch]

Rat

[exotic oracle]

Me 580

[teal dragon]

Hi chat

[keen parrot]

you are what you eat, what more can i say

[normal hatch]

🐀

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-eats-mm-rat-aardman-gif-25764900

[viral epoch]

I don't eat rats

[sleek oriole]

now im hungry

[grim edge]

fr

[teal dragon]

Me fr🤡

[grim edge]

you are not allowed to be me

[rose thunder]

TankTimeBoomTime vs AYM_F - https://www.chess.com/live/game/67934589975 no idea what rating I was when this happened but I crushed this man with a 96% accuracy

[spiral badger]

One of the best rapid games I’ve played

[keen parrot]

town of salem pog

[grim edge]

i did 2 pog moves and mated my opponents king later sac a rook sac a bishop

[spiral badger]

Let’s goo man

[teal dragon]

Blunder i barely know her

[grim edge]

@grim edge me waiting for blunder to come alive again

[keen parrot]

jesus christ man

for sure

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play me?

[teal dragon]

Thats going in the out of context draw

[keen parrot]

same

[grim edge]

I'm not that good but I can play with u a match

[grim edge]

i never said anything that could be taken out of context ( i think)

[keen parrot]

i legit have a collection of screenshots that incriminate me

[grim edge]

Sure i’m not that good either

im so hungry im gonna eat food. hi Zax

[keen parrot]

time to spend an hour finding some

[grim edge]

No way jose

I've said weird stuff i think. or ive just been weirdly vanilla idk

[fringe sparrow]

Anyone wants to play

[grim edge]

Hello whismy better eat something my friend you sound hungry

[grim edge]

keep yourself safe ❤️

[teal dragon]

I need a piss so bad

[grim edge]

embrace liberty. piss ur pants

[teal dragon]

CHAT NEEDS TO KNOW

[keen parrot]

found one

[grim edge]

blud is now a bot

[grim edge]

WHIMSY MY COMRADE

[grim edge]

COME ON THATS NO THAT WIERD

AND ZAX

[keen parrot]

yum meat??

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

whats wrong with meat lol

[grim edge]

SWEET MARXIST WATERS SHALL FLOW LIKE WINE AND TASTE LIKE HONEY MY BROTHER

[teal dragon]

I love meat on my lips

[grim edge]

🥴

[grim edge]

What?

[grim edge]

venti wohoooo

[teal dragon]

Omg genshin player

[fading spruce]

@grim edge

[keen parrot]

the only red that will flow is communist blood

[grim edge]

Hi

[grim edge]

WE WILL MAKE THE REPUBLIC GREAT ONCE MORE

[grim edge]

hello dear waltuh

[grim edge]

you will be drowned in the river of communist onrush!

[upbeat viper]

what a tilt @grim edge

[grim edge]

we dont talk about that

[grim edge]

COMMUNIST BLOOD IS PURE MOLTEN TUNGSTEN WITH FEW IMPURITES. SINFUL COMMUNIST BLADES SHALL BREAK ON OUR VEINS

[grim edge]

Damn that is harsh

[sleek zealot]

its just blitz, blitz doesnt matter anyways

[restive storm]

💀

[teal dragon]

I can feel the communism coming inside me

[grim edge]

he drew once so hes doing fine

[grim edge]

🥴

@upbeat viper playing chess when i was back from a party was not the best idea ill recover it later kek

[upbeat viper]

lmao

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

WE WILL BE UNITED AS ONE COMING

[grim edge]

Nice walter white pfp

[upbeat viper]

chill

[teal dragon]

Chat purge

[grim edge]

lmao hi bast how r u

[upbeat viper]

@keen parrot pg13 server please

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper altought i gotta be honest with you im glad i didnt play rapid

[fading spruce]

We were talking about teenagers

[normal hatch]

I play more

[fading spruce]

Sounds pretty pg13 to me

[teal dragon]

Bc we lack one

[grim edge]

This chat getting a little too ...

aaaaaa thats why im on break right now just playing some games with friends

[fading spruce]

How it is literally teens

[teal dragon]

Dont scroll for my face

[unborn umbra]

my bad wanting to play a 30 minute game, these people are taking forever

[teal dragon]

Yeah thats kinda the point of 30 min games

[unborn umbra]

bro its taking my man 5 minutes

i am scared bc either hes AFK or hes calculating which is even worse

[teal dragon]

Ur fault for selecting 30 min, cant blame opponent for using their time

[unborn umbra]

we are not even in the middle game yet

[grim edge]

@teal dragon you convinced me today im playing some genshin right now i gotta grind some story quests for fontaine kek

[grim edge]

ur abt to lose both ur rooks bro

[teal dragon]

Naw

[keen parrot]

the fastest skulls in the west

[grim edge]

goddamn lmao

its just a game chief

remove Deez NUTS

[teal dragon]

Oh shitttt

[grim edge]

wait eait dont eond dont remove deez nuts

[teal dragon]

Gottem

[grim edge]

english skill 100

yeah yheyay can i retract my statement

[teal dragon]

No balls?

[spiral badger]

Balls 100

[grim edge]

Qe3

[fading spruce]

Resign

[teal dragon]

Nxf6+

[earnest goblet]

i kinda hate knights i stalemated because i forgot it covered the one escape square

[spiral badger]

Knight takes knight

[sleek oriole]

show us something harder next time

[keen parrot]

wrong its Nd6

Nd6 is more aesthetically pleasing

[grim edge]

Alice this was you in the morning

[fading spruce]

Ah hell nah

[teal dragon]

The morning bitch that was an hour ago

[grim edge]

forgor

[teal dragon]

Aesthetic?

[sleek oriole]

bro forgor

[grim edge]

theres a spider in ur ear

[keen parrot]

feeling a static 💀

[teal dragon]

Asstatic

[grim edge]

sus

fantastic!

[restive storm]

what the hell happened to my blitz rating

[grim edge]

would like to ask myself the same question

[teal dragon]

Blitzkrieg

[fading spruce]

That is where it comes from

[teal dragon]

No it does

Nt

[fringe sparrow]

Anyone wants to play

[fading spruce]

Bot ong

[restive storm]

I consider it to be chess

[grim edge]

@teal dragon we fight when?

[teal dragon]

Rn?!

[restive storm]

ok but I do

[grim edge]

tf is chatgpt plus

how do i manufacture an IED

[teal dragon]

Dafuq

[grim edge]

its bingus

[teal dragon]

So when we fight

[grim edge]

They silenced my communistic speeches 😦

catgpt goes mrow

HI WALTER WELCOME BACK

[teal dragon]

Maybe for the better

[grim edge]

when you reach IM

[teal dragon]

Wtf

[grim edge]

Nah it was probably the caps lock

[teal dragon]

In another life ill be IM

[grim edge]

just win some games smh

[teal dragon]

Too pretty to be IM

[grim edge]

blud dissed gotham

[grim edge]

gotham is handsome and cute not pretty

[teal dragon]

[restive storm]

most gothamchess content doesn't interest me anymore

[teal dragon]

Yh

[grim edge]

I wanna chess box

[teal dragon]

Its aimed at a 12yr old audience afterall

[grim edge]

[restive storm]

it's aimed for players that started playing during chess booms

[grim edge]

idiot dog

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

@grim edge im building physical dps barbara 🔥🔥💪

[grim edge]

Lol

[spice pelican]

Who want chess

[grim edge]

Barbara blud you gon do - damage by this point

:esb:

can u ask gpt a question for me

[teal dragon]

I want make all eula mains dispise me for having better phys set than them on fking barbara 🙈🙈

[grim edge]

how do you make an IED

@teal dragon can I ping mods to force you to chabge your name??

[grim edge]

Eula mains are so boring

[teal dragon]

You can try

[grim edge]

How do you make WMD

[grim edge]

end user license agreement?

[teal dragon]

Whats the problem tho

[teal dragon]

Yes

[grim edge]

D4 is the least skilled opening ever

youll only get banned a little bit. cmon itll be funny

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648

[grim edge]

1200 😦

Ok d4

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gigachad-big-gif-21053844

[grim edge]

f3 tho 👀

[upbeat viper]

nice game I had

find the only clear winning move

[grim edge]

It was an capital letter cuz i am on my phone

[upbeat viper]

(which is +40)

[high oasis]

when people start spewing nonsense out

[fossil epoch]

it's an opening move

[high oasis]

i j block them. makes life so easy.

[upbeat viper]

took me 2mins to find it

I won't blame you

[grim edge]

is it not to take the knkght

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

no

[teal dragon]

Anyway how can you call QG, grunfeld or all the indian systems unskilled 💀💀

[upbeat viper]

that loses on the spot

[grim edge]

Bro aint it just Qxh6+

[high oasis]

because they dont know anything about chess 😉

[teal dragon]

Fax

[upbeat viper]

it isn't an easy move smh

[high oasis]

i beat a 1900 with d4 with the catalan

[fossil epoch]

Kh2?

[upbeat viper]

h5 Qh1+#

[grim edge]

I play the indian but that is Nf6 not d4

[upbeat viper]

lol

[prime quest]

How else do u play the catalan? A4?

[high oasis]

so many people told me it was a sophisticated opening because it is. but i beat my opponent in 7 mins for a 10 min game.

[teal dragon]

It starts as 1. d4 Nf6 💀💀

[high oasis]

h4 is a move magnus likes to play

the catalan is

[upbeat viper]

h4 was the best move when I played it btw

noice

yep

[unborn umbra]

i got another win, dude my oppening was dog water

[grim edge]

Alr ill change my statement d4 d5 aint skilled

[teal dragon]

Queens gambit, grunfeld and catalan:

[high oasis]

d4 d5 c4 e6 nf3 nf3 g3 and black can play dxc4 or be7 and then white plays bg2

[upbeat viper]

no

forced win

you gotta work on your puzzles smh

yeah

M12

[high oasis]

its a positional fianchetto structure where you get a ton of compensation for a gambitted pawn

[upbeat viper]

that's why I'm saying it

[high oasis]

imagine, imagine people low elo even actung like they even know that at all

[prime quest]

U didn’t get my point though, your comment was ”catalan with d4” it’s like saying ”I beat a 1900 with italian game e4”? U get my point

[high oasis]

youre pretty slow..

[teal dragon]

It was to specify its a d4 opening thats all

[high oasis]

i didnt say that at all!

[fossil epoch]

hear me out
the only reason I hate d4 is because they all play the London after d5 and I don't want to play the nimzo instead
e4 generally leads to sharper, more fun games

[upbeat viper]

check my game directly

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82928996975?tab=analysis

[prime quest]

Using an exclamation mark in typing outside of school is just cringe

[high oasis]

blocked. waste of time listening to you.

[prime quest]

you’re not being examed

[teal dragon]

Bro resulted to insults

[fossil epoch]

Lmao what

[high oasis]

its hilarious

[keen parrot]

[prime quest]

I mean someone had to say it guys?

[restive storm]

!!!1!!1!1!11!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!

[upbeat viper]

not in blitz tho

[grim edge]

Phiewwwww

[upbeat viper]

[teal dragon]

Imagine using a ? Outside of school 💀💀💀ur not being examined

[prime quest]

Big difference in using question marks in daily life and exclamation marks

[restive storm]

what are you saying

[humble oracle]

what is the best line vs sicilian?

[restive storm]

idk

[teal dragon]

Chessbreeaw was saying its cringe to use ! Outside of school just gave the same treatment

[prime quest]

No one says ”I’m hungry!” For example u say ”I’m hungry”

[fossil epoch]

Your best bet would be anything played by Magnus carlsen or any other very good player

[teal dragon]

And if they do?

[high oasis]

it depends what you like but the closed sicilian themes start falling apart as you climb up the elo ladder with no theory

[restive storm]

this chat is

[prime quest]

Just pisses me off when ppl use exclamation marks, they’re either millenialls or they’re being examed

[grim edge]

Bastoura I saw an recent suggestion in #1090365050067365948 had 22 likes hpw many does it take before being proposed

[restive storm]

!!!111!!1!!!!1!
1!1!11!!111!

[grim edge]

if I want to register for a fide tournament, where does the registration take place?

[teal dragon]

Cant believe you care that much over a bit of punctuation!! 😹😹😹

[keen parrot]

tournament home page?

[high oasis]

!!!!!

[grim edge]

Ești român?

[keen parrot]

da

but on english only in this chat please

[upbeat viper]

idk

[prime quest]

I’ve came to the point where it’s rarely seen typed

[dark hinge]

!!!!!!!!

[grim edge]

Alr doesnt matter

[upbeat viper]

wdym

[restive storm]

oof this prep won't help me lol

[teal dragon]

Literally how does it impact you

[dark hinge]

don’t gotta complain over smth as little as that bruh

[upbeat viper]

'an analysis for everyone' ?

like a pgn ?

yeah sure

[prime quest]

In my opinion most chess players have millenial humor

[teal dragon]

What is bros point

[prime quest]

And millenial mindset

[restive storm]

don't replace "p" with "z" in the word "poo"

[prime quest]

”Bros” 🤓

[dark hinge]

bro talking like he’s sigma 💀💀

[restive storm]

yeah I dont play prins with either colour

[prime quest]

You’re all just old people thats my point

[upbeat viper]

it's small

or

[dim ridge]

ops

[upbeat viper]

I mean

[restive storm]

that's not a lot

[tepid panther]

Am I the only one who takes "heartless" as a compliment?

[dark hinge]

Idek what to say to that

[restive storm]

ok

[dark hinge]

Yes

[high oasis]

you’re definitely weird thats for sure

[brisk crescent]

I just played a game 92 accuracy 2 brilliants 😎

[tepid panther]

I just dumped a chick after casually dating for a month, she called me heartless lol

And honestly I feel good

Better than good

[high oasis]

feeling good means nothing. thats just hedonism.

[dark hinge]

uhh idk what to say

[dim ridge]

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK

[dim ridge]

phantom forces slap so hard dude

[tepid panther]

I wouldn't say hedonism, maybe massochism

[high oasis]

still pretty bad.

[covert cosmos]

Helo

[high oasis]

that girl will be alot safer now

[tepid panther]

I'm not a danger to society you bum. She went off to live with her best friend to take of her and her kid 2 hours away lmao

[high oasis]

youre still pretty off

[tepid panther]

And the dad is still in the picture btw

[high oasis]

that doesnt mean anything. father can be abusive.

[dim ridge]

DUDE HOW OLD R U

[high oasis]

anyways idc i know enough

[keen parrot]

she has a kid? yikes

[tepid panther]

He is not, the kid is literally an inbred, and they are together

The couple are cousins

[teal dragon]

Bestie has the kid

[keen parrot]

yeah read that wrong

[teal dragon]

Wild

[covert cosmos]

ooooooo

[tepid panther]

It's a messed up situation, but I could NEVER be with someone who can rationalize a decision that stupid

[dim ridge]

@tepid panther

how old are you

[tepid panther]

21

[dim ridge]

jesus alr

[teal dragon]

Dennis the menace

[tepid panther]

Did you see the phantom clip?

[dim ridge]

ur a d4 player your opinion is hereby invalid

[dim ridge]

it was fire dude

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648

[tepid panther]

I declare your opinion the most valid

[dim ridge]

i mean im shit at phantom but yeah its fire

[tepid panther]

I really do be Dennis the menace on the blox

[keen parrot]

ur a d4 player your opinion is invalid

[dim ridge]

1350 but i tilted 200 elo

[dim ridge]

W

[teal dragon]

Ill accept that from you

[covert cosmos]

bro could not take that

[tepid panther]

1. C4 gang

[grim edge]

H4 mfs

[dim ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/682040935403618438/749889155378577468/image0-3.gif

[teal dragon]

Which one

[tepid panther]

(Ceo of cringe)

H4 is for bums

[covert cosmos]

bongcloud gang

[dim ridge]

💀

[humble oracle]

100% wr with h4 (1 game)

[grim edge]

i dont play h4 i said h4 mfs

[teal dragon]

True

[tepid panther]

Touche

[teal dragon]

Grrrr i hate retainers 😡😡😡

[tepid panther]

Zax I shouldn't have to bully you to 2k. Get your lazy ass up and play rapid

[grim edge]

eat a fridge

[grim edge]

im on a break lol im not playing this week

chilling with friends

[tepid panther]

You better kick ass when you resume

[restive storm]

💀** **

[grim edge]

Hell yeah

[grim edge]

just become a skull by this point dor

[chrome merlin]

Am I trusted

[grim edge]

my fav

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/derp-flop-derp-flop-evan-sertghoom-gif-20331722

[covert cosmos]

🤡

[humble oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1105904211205554196/image0.gif

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nuts-gif-22341682

[humble oracle]

sorry for actually killing the chat

[covert cosmos]

quick someone embed fail

[high oasis]

10 more minutes

[covert cosmos]

lojloojlojoibh

[fossil epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-be-clear-uhhh-meme-gif-25693361

[tight mirage]

How is this invalid notation

[covert cosmos]

Qxh7+

[tight mirage]

Oooh

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-fall-gif-16008774

[grim edge]

Bois I just had an perpetual draw game and the opponent typed in chat do better

I am in shambles

[hidden cedar]

He just wants to see you grow 😔

[grim edge]

Zax wassup with your losing streak in blitz @grim edge

[teal dragon]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[hidden cedar]

And blossom into the player he could never become

[covert cosmos]

hjkjhkl

[grim edge]

Nice xiao pfp

[grim edge]

What a gentleman

[hidden cedar]

Does anyone here journal? I’m looking for a new friend to dm and share our journaling with one another.

[grim edge]

Whats a journal

[hidden cedar]

It’s where you write you’re thoughts down for the purpose of self reflection and growth

You should try it :)

Many great men of the past have done it themselves

[undone bridge]

whats a friend

[grim edge]

Ahhh all youre gonna get is paragraphs of self hatred speech so i am good

[grim edge]

Never had one what are those

[undone bridge]

no clue

[hidden cedar]

There’s nothing wrong with that writing and acknowledging what you dislike is a good step towards growing as it gives you a sense of consciousness

[grim edge]

I see

[covert cosmos]

l;,l,;l;;ll,;l;l,;l,;l,;l,

[bright glade]

[high oasis]

sandwich

[hidden cedar]

What kind of books do you guys like to read?

[high oasis]

stoicism

[hidden cedar]

Ah same

[high oasis]

plato/socrates

sci fi

[hidden cedar]

Fair enough

[high oasis]

red rising is a GREAT series

[hidden cedar]

Sci fi is interesting

[high oasis]

highly recommend

[hidden cedar]

I’d be glad to take any recommendations

[high oasis]

you wont be disappointed with red rising

[covert cosmos]

nblpkoijikji

[tepid panther]

Dude it's SO good

[hidden cedar]

Personally I’m looking for stuff that will challenge me and expand my horizons

[trail cradle]

a good story. or a deep subject. for example montaigne

[tepid panther]

I'm on book 4

[bright glade]

@grim edge

[true coral]

@twin moon

[bright glade]

lol

[keen parrot]

those are easy smh

[trail cradle]

read a book of montaigne. you won't regret it if you want to expand your horizons

[hidden cedar]

I’m currently reading the tower of fools, moby dick, and meditations by Marcus Aurelius

Along with some financial books

[hidden cedar]

I’ll note that too

[tepid panther]

Omw to 2200

[keen parrot]

i want to see someone pull something like this off

[restive storm]

kibitzer

[grim edge]

Give me tips me 160 elo😥

[gaunt rock]

quit

[tepid panther]

Bro threw their phone for sure lmao

[covert cosmos]

don't hang your queen

[keen parrot]

i was winning too

[grim edge]

🫡alr

[tepid panther]

Oof

[keen parrot]

he could, but this would be hard even for him

also red_panda

[hidden cedar]

Just keep playing you’ll learn trust

[keen parrot]

(this is nigel short btw)

[restive storm]

he beat him in a blitz game
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/80974848197

[hidden cedar]

There are ways you can study your games too

[grim edge]

:((((

[grim edge]

😎thanks

[covert cosmos]

plupuoy ipobip yp ooinpiubvp uibnyh iyg

[grim edge]

But i would need subscription for that i get 1 free game review a day

[keen parrot]

kibitzer has a 29/3/17 score against me rip

[hidden cedar]

One is plenty if you use it correctly

[restive storm]

lol
I played against him once and I lost

[hidden cedar]

Leave the rest to your own judgement and dictation

[ember linden]

...

[covert cosmos]

watch out for ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

[ember linden]

or just use li* * * * * ** *

[grim edge]

☺️iam doing Research on chess more openings counter attacks gambits etc learning and solving 3 puzzles everyday

[restive storm]

lichess

[grim edge]

Ohhh ok

[hidden cedar]

Those are some good steps to take :)

[ember linden]

why is this shit bot still not working

[covert cosmos]

bad

[grim edge]

😎🔥yess i want to be 2000 elo my goal then national champ

[tepid panther]

Big AL is taking a sick day mate, let him play hooky lol

[true coral]

discord light mode

[grim edge]

Whats that

[covert cosmos]

OH GOD

[trail cradle]

@grim edge what is your elo? if you are lower than me i would be glad to help

[soft salmon]

Is it possible for 1200 elos to cheat?

[grim edge]

Iam 160 elo

[trail cradle]

you mean 1600?

[novel moat]

Of course

[hidden cedar]

Anyone can technically

[grim edge]

No

[soft salmon]

Can chess.com detect it?

[grim edge]

No*

[novel moat]

Usually yes

[bright glade]

yes, always will

[novel moat]

Especially lower rated cheaters

[upbeat viper]

apathetic moiz can testify it indeed

LUL

[novel moat]

Blatant as heck

[grim edge]

Rapid 180 to be exact

[bright glade]

akcthaully no i cant since i wasnt thaat low rated and cheating

[trail cradle]

i am a 1300. and i will help. but i am on phone so you have to dm me if you want to learn

[upbeat viper]

kek

[bright glade]

but fp team gets you in the end

[grim edge]

I will dm whenever i will need help thanks

[trail cradle]

np.

[covert cosmos]

watch out for deez

[trail cradle]

deez what?

[keen parrot]

my 300 rated sister had a blatant cheater in her games once

[bright glade]

wtf

[upbeat viper]

300 rated ?

teach her bruh

[soft salmon]

Weird, because one of the oppnent was playing as a 1800 elo when I was playing against him

[grim edge]

Sup bast

[bright glade]

vimun terrible coach confirmed

[upbeat viper]

tired

wbu

[trail cradle]

the funny part is i didn't get a response @covert cosmos

[soft salmon]

Has anyone had a big jump from elo like 700 to 1100?

[keen parrot]

she isnt really that motivated

it is what it is

[bright glade]

fair

[upbeat viper]

sad tho'

[keen parrot]

but when i have kids i will force feed them chess

[upbeat viper]

[trail cradle]

i did. but when i started to chess.com. after one week of playing i rise up from 1300 to 1400 in a day

[keen parrot]

it is the legacy of the oldest son

has to be a chess player

[teal dragon]

getting so tired of these long ass d4 games icl

[grim edge]

my son beats your son 100%

[novel moat]

I will teach my son to be the next youngest GM

Watch out

[teal dragon]

@grim edge just played another positional masterpiece

Maybe not masterpiece

[grim edge]

@teal dragon HEHEHEHAW

actually good game tho

awesome work alice

[teal dragon]

W alice

[trail cradle]

@teal dragon send that game to me! i want to know the accuracy

[teal dragon]

Oki

https://www.chess.com/live/game/82932622115

@trail cradle here u go

[covert cosmos]

waow

[trail cradle]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82932622115?tab=review

80+% is pretty good ngl

[grim edge]

litewaly

zax. ZAXxxxx xxx x

[teal dragon]

Yeah i usually hit 80% on my wins

Bro should have taken the draw i sent like move 20💀💀

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/computing-confused-wait-what-wait-a-minute-alan-gif-17278992

[novel moat]

Imagine offering draws in online games

[teal dragon]

Imagine

[novel moat]

We playing that rook+king vs rook+king out

[teal dragon]

This was midgame

[trail cradle]

just because i can't see his face doesn't mean he has no feeling.

that's why i offer draws when i am about to lose

[twin moon]

Yea I’ve gotten all your messages, stop pinging and calling

[grim edge]

i did once that i offered a draw like 4 times and then my opponent lost :PPPPP

[teal dragon]

Best feeling

[covert cosmos]

:;;;;';

[trail cradle]

@teal dragon would you like to play? i just got back to 1300 and defeated a friend called plushy27. so i feel lucky today 🙂

[teal dragon]

Sure thing

[trail cradle]

Kent_Di_Edalott in chess.com

[teal dragon]

Sent u a req

[fading spruce]

This dude bothering you?

[twin moon]

It’s fine, thanks though

[fading spruce]

I will destroy him with the power of Texas

[grim edge]

@worn ice wake up for $10,000 from mr breast

[novel moat]

Ben, worry no more! AlbinoJalapeños has got your back.

[fading spruce]

Bout to use my Second Amendment rights

[twin moon]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-texas-boys-welcome-to-texas-texas-point-gun-aim-gif-17169472

[novel moat]

[twin moon]

We are all Texan in some way

[grim edge]

Oh boy i sure do love to coffee

[fading spruce]

Can I get a yee-haw?

[grim edge]

Coffee is delicious

Yee-haw

YEEEE HAAWWW murica 🦅

guys why chat dead

where the homies at

[keen parrot]

not here

[median scarab]

Shhhhh

Let it die for once

[grim edge]

fr its like my mental state rn

[median scarab]

Don't let that one die

[grim edge]

im just watching

from the shadows

[median scarab]

Obviously you are, lmao

You lurker

[undone lodge]

what

[grim edge]

[median scarab]

Why tf is there a dash

[undone lodge]

what is microsoft word smoking

its suggesting that instead of "million and one ways" I should say whatever that is

which I thought was a relatively common phrase?

[compact linden]

DUDE… I would be sooooo angry

Seriously checkmate if he took my Queen with his Rook and I knew that but only move I had

I won by timeout with 1.2sec on my own clock

[Event "Online Game"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2023.07.13"]
[Round "?"]
[White "RiRiNo1"]
[Black "BenjaminDSmithy"]
[Result "0-1"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "277"]
[BlackElo "235"]

1.Nf3 f5 2.g3 h5 3.Bh3 e6 4.Ne5 Bd6 5.Ng6 Rh6 6.Nh4 b5 7.O-O a5 8.b3 b4 9.Bb2 Kf7 10.Bg2 Ra6 11.f3 Rb6 12.c4 Ba6 13.d3 Bc5+ 14.Kh1 Rd6 15.f4 c6 16.d4 Rxd4 17.Qc1 Qc7 18.e3 Rd3 19.Bh3 Bxe3 20.Qxe3 Rxe3 21.Ng2 Re2 22.Bd4 Qd6 23.Ba7 Qd2 24.Bxb8 e5 25.fxe5 Re6 26.Nf4 Re8 27.Nxe2 Rxb8 28.Ng1 c5 29.Nf3 Rb6 30.Nfxd2 Re6 31.Rxf5+ Kg6 32.Rf8 Nf6 33.Ra8 Rxe5 34.Rxa6 Re1+ 35.Kg2 d6 36.Rxd6 Kf7 37.Ra6 Re2+ 38.Kf3 Rxh2 39.Bc8 Rh3 40.a4 Ng4 41.Kg2 h4 42.Kxh3 hxg3 43.Kg2 Ne3+ 44.Kxg3 g5 45.Ra7+ Kf6 46.Kf3 g4+ 47.Kxe3 Kg5 48.Ne4+ Kh4 49.Nxc5 g3 50.Nd2 g2 51.Rh7+ Kg3 52.Bd7 g1=Q+ {0-1}

Check out this #chess game: RiRiNo1 vs BenjaminDSmithy - https://www.chess.com/live/game/82933366599

[grim edge]

my eyes

[compact linden]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-unsee-how-to-unsee-blind-homer-simpson-simpsons-gif-17613101

[median scarab]

Wall of text moment

[grim edge]

embed fail moment

[undone lodge]

just send the little link at the end

[compact linden]

I don’t have permission for GIFs yet

[grim edge]

bruh the bot is still dead wtf

[compact linden]

Yeah I didn’t realise it would do that, I selected export PGN when I thought it said PNG 😆

[grim edge]

@worn ice wake up

[trail cradle]

@teal dragon you played well. ggs 😄

[undone lodge]

no worries do that next time

[sharp galleon]

why do I exist

[median scarab]

Y e p

[trail cradle]

it was a close call for me ngl

[teal dragon]

No you did

[sharp galleon]

why am I here

[grim edge]

i found this quote for this

[sharp galleon]

this doesn’t make any sort of sense lol

[trail cradle]

i did? really? yay @teal dragon

[grim edge]

i thought my brain was to small guess the quote was just stupid

[median scarab]

Ah yes, my favourite game, Stockfish16

[teal dragon]

Could you review the game?

[grim edge]

procedes to become: nitrogen, oxygen, and argon

[sharp galleon]

it in fact was

[last verge]

how is albert still dead

[grim edge]

i killed albert

[sharp galleon]

maybe I am also too small brain, idk

[grim edge]

dont report me im innocent