💬〡general-off-topic

[flint thunder]

nose

[short pier]

FK PREMOVE

[flint thunder]

no you hate bullet

[short pier]

no

[restive storm]

Idk which one is better I just play polerio as black

[short pier]

I HATE PREMOVE

[cobalt shore]

anybody wanna play

[flint thunder]

no? why would you premove in another format boi

[steel latch]

XDDD

[short pier]

ESSPECIA
LLY WHEN YOU HAVE A BROKEN MOUSE

[gusty scarab]

!votekick carokann-lovers 1/5 cringe

[flint thunder]

lol

[short pier]

so you think you are a grandmaster?

[sleek oriole]

funny

[flint thunder]

no

[steel latch]

im dying 🤣

[short pier]

Challenge me 👿

[gusty scarab]

GrandMaster Cagnus Marlsen

[steel latch]

oh ma gawd XDD

🤣

[cobalt shore]

im gonna challenge random gms

[short pier]

That sounds so wrong in so many ways

[flint thunder]

eh challenges are supposed to be fair

[gusty scarab]

ok -1120 elo

[steel latch]

btw how to premove ?

[short pier]

challenge me

[steel latch]

🙂

[short pier]

please

[flint thunder]

no thanks :)

[short pier]

rated game

[gusty scarab]

you should play with only king and queen to give them chances

[steel latch]

magnus

play against him

[short pier]

This should be easy win for you

[high oasis]

question

[gusty scarab]

Cagnus Marlsen

[high oasis]

genuine one

[gusty scarab]

ask

[flint thunder]

true but im tired af my brain wont do shi

[short pier]

stop the fking Cagnus videos bro'

[gusty scarab]

ok 184

[high oasis]

is it against server rules to post something like a machete

[steel latch]

bro's going to be kafer

[high oasis]

i have one and it looks cool

[short pier]

💀

[flint thunder]

anyw bye chat gtg to sleep

[short pier]

1 game bro

[high oasis]

goodnight son

sleep tight

[short pier]

tf is you a father?

[flint thunder]

its 10 pm brooo

bye thats it

[short pier]

it be 7 pm here

[cobalt shore]

its 1230

[steel latch]

no its 2985

[short pier]

anyone here over 2000 ?

I want to challenge him

[cobalt shore]

hi 2985 im spongebob

[steel latch]

heh

[short pier]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[river kelp]

Knight or bishop?

[steel latch]

bros not even connected

very sous

[flint thunder]

I may play with you tomorrow just give me a hi message bye

[short pier]

Knights for tactical vision, bishops for protection (my opinion)

[short pier]

`ok

[short pier]

hi

[flint thunder]

BRO IN DMS

[short pier]

anyone over 2000 want to challenge me to a 10 min rapid game?

[river kelp]

I usually pin with a bishop and trade bishop to knight when i am playing sicilian to mess up my opponent's pawn structure

[short pier]

same

[river kelp]

I use bishops for pinning, but only when It is useful

Knight is My favorite piece

[short pier]

Same 🙂

Challenge me bro

[river kelp]

Bishops are usually better than knights in the end game

Depends on the position tho

[steel latch]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-pubg-loading-sniper-reload-gif-15505006

[last verge]

/profile still doesnt work

[river kelp]

-Why didnt the game end? Isn't this a checkmate?
.
The bishop on y-738383738372727 :

[inland shore]

My most beautifull checkmate.

[steel latch]

not only profile

[grim edge]

i was going for a cleckmate, the only thing they could have done is to move their king and my plans would be gone, but for some weird reason, white didn't even see the checkmate lol

[steel latch]

the bot

[muted linden]

I never got one in the middle

[grim edge]

white took 3 mins to make a move and didn't see the checkmate

[steel latch]

BRO

ur user

I CANT SEE IT

i think ur using light mode

its not invisible

IT CANT BE EVEN READABLE

[glass nymph]

💀☠️☠️☠️

[steel latch]

only for light mode users

[dusty pagoda]

chess.com top secret

[steel latch]

shall i change to light mode ?

cuz you got that 166hz monitor

im using old grandpa's pc monitor

[grim edge]

guys i found a cheater on chess.com how do i get him banned help

[river kelp]

The paranoia that there is a dead insect inside of your Coca cola💀

[latent pebble]

Ew

[narrow orchid]

bro how u got 166 hz

[steel latch]

60hz*

[upbeat viper]

ow

[narrow orchid]

isnt it 144 hz

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge no cheating accusations

[narrow orchid]

guys i found a cheater on chess.com his name is rosimo

[latent pebble]

duhhh

[upbeat viper]

Simply report him on the site

[daring oyster]

he hacked his phone and told his phone that hes gonna leak its ip

[steel latch]

so ur using discord with themes ?

[grim edge]

HE JOINED 19 HOURS AGO AND HES 2148 RATED IN RAPID

[latent pebble]

No it’s oled

[upbeat viper]

Yes report

He'll get banned and that's it

[narrow orchid]

hey bast this guy is accusing me of cheating ban him from discord

[latent pebble]

Amoled

[upbeat viper]

Ok lemme ban Rosimo

[steel latch]

whats oled

[carmine vigil]

how come when i watch games it keeps saying i have to re-connect every 5 mins

[grim edge]

i reported 4 times

[narrow orchid]

thank you

[upbeat viper]

Well then wait

[latent pebble]

You can’t use themes on mobile cord

[upbeat viper]

There's nothing more to do

[grim edge]

he is look at his profile

[steel latch]

lemme check if that exists on pc

[narrow orchid]

bast, can i accuse you

[willow ermine]

do i get a free diamond membership if im a ACM arena candidate master?

[upbeat viper]

No

Because I'm so bad

[latent pebble]

You have to tap the dark button a bunch of times or something I had my friend do it

[narrow orchid]

not in chess

[golden badge]

Who is this guy

[steel latch]

bro you got nitro

[latent pebble]

I accuse you of being awesome

[steel latch]

thats why

[upbeat viper]

[narrow orchid]

i wanna accuse you of romantically liking anitta

[upbeat viper]

Lmao

[latent pebble]

no no

[upbeat viper]

Shush

[grim edge]

BASTT !!!!

[upbeat viper]

Yes

That's me

[latent pebble]

I’ve had this on my 2019 main without nitro

[river kelp]

Is chessable good for chess lessons? Or is "magnus trainer" better?

[narrow orchid]

[upbeat viper]

Sup Whismy

[grim edge]

idkkk im cold

[upbeat viper]

[latent pebble]

Wtf is Magnus trainer

[gilded meteor]

Is Albert still dead

[golden badge]

How to be a mod of this server?

[latent pebble]

It’s not a theme dawg

[upbeat viper]

Jump 100 times in a row

[latent pebble]

Click the dark button a bunch of times

[river kelp]

An app made by the play magnus devs

[grim edge]

swear fealty to king charles III and become his vassal king

[warped galleon]

50 push-ups at least in 1 min

[grim edge]

i run i do not jump that is undignified

[upbeat viper]

You need to be 18+ and to have a 1yo old account and to be clean on CC

[steel latch]

theres no other options

[river kelp]

The game where you can play against the Ai that represents magnus carlsen's skill level at different ages

[upbeat viper]

Then you can apply here :

[grim edge]

kayden for mod

[upbeat viper]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScidgZC4vF5KhjHoBd2vdS7FI23oTT_mvjfwGbin3ghPUVk1A/viewform

[narrow orchid]

damn, mods cant even be drug abusers these days?

[grim edge]

KAYDEN FOR MOD

[upbeat viper]

Smh

[ionic inlet]

Is chesscombot down

[cobalt shore]

im gonna say something controversial

[golden badge]

Ok thanks

[cedar wharf]

anyone want to play Im beginner and what to learn more

[grim edge]

ok what is it

[last verge]

albert still dead

[ionic inlet]

I can't connect

[latent pebble]

Only on phone prob

[upbeat viper]

Stay cold then

[grim edge]

HUH

kayden u scoundrel

[noble widget]

@upbeat viper but how do you mod on the site itself, like identifying cheaters and such

[ionic inlet]

Check out this #chess game: kukujiao99 vs 0legXolod - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81210999930

How is move 14 for white an inaccuracy

[cobalt shore]

grilled cheeses arent that good

[river kelp]

This app said that It will be watching me💀☠️💀☠️

[latent pebble]

Not on the fair play team silly

[upbeat viper]

Nah being mod ≠ chasing cheaters

[noble widget]

Yeah I’m asking how one gets on the fair play team

[upbeat viper]

It's about helping in forum, removing content breaking TOS

Etc

[grim edge]

bast every reply i have to this would get me banned. i tried one but it still got auto deleted. can u help

[upbeat viper]

Well uuh

[river kelp]

It said: " don't try to find the answer on the Internet, i will be watching you."

[upbeat viper]

For the fair play team idk

There gotta be a job available first

[noble widget]

Do you get diamond for it?

[upbeat viper]

So Check chess.com/jobs from time to time

[mystic stream]

how muchdo u get paid

[upbeat viper]

As a mod yep

[noble widget]

That’s the only reason I’d do it lol

Like unlimited puzzle battle to feed my puzzle addiction

[upbeat viper]

:')

[grim edge]

i hate getting cold so easily im tucking my legs in my coat and im still effing freezing

[upbeat viper]

That's not supposed to be the motivation for it

[latent pebble]

[upbeat viper]

Jump

[cobalt shore]

[grim edge]

how do u propose i jump with my legs in my coat

[upbeat viper]

Idk

[noble widget]

I mean true but I don’t see any other reason to use chess.com besides puzzle rush and puzzle battle

[upbeat viper]

Roll on the ground

[noble widget]

The forums on all the major chess sites are garbage

[old thistle]

You will never guess the next move of my opponent (white)

[upbeat viper]

Weeeell

[ionic inlet]

Can someone tell me why move 14 is an inaccuracy https://www.chess.com/live/game/81210999930

[upbeat viper]

Qxe4

Ez

[noble widget]

Bxf7

[grim edge]

was it not moving the queen

[old thistle]

Nope

[latent pebble]

Nxd7

[woven pike]

when magnus?

[old thistle]

Think more illogical

[upbeat viper]

f3

[rapid pulsar]

Guys, in which channel should i use albert commands?

[grim edge]

pond a4

[upbeat viper]

Albert is down

[latent pebble]

Ooooh

[dusty pagoda]

why i dont have the connected role even tho im connected

[rapid pulsar]

Bruh

[latent pebble]

Bxf7+

[old thistle]

Nope

[upbeat viper]

Because Albert is down

[grim edge]

Re1

[latent pebble]

100% no doubt

[upbeat viper]

Be patient yall

[old thistle]

Nide idea but no

[noble widget]

Nxd7

[grim edge]

SCIPIO QHATA THE MOVE

[old thistle]

I was expecting that but no

[grim edge]

lets euthanize albert

[old thistle]

Bad idea

[latent pebble]

Yeah what I said earlier

[old thistle]

Albert is doing an amazing job all the time

Life without Albert would be a nightmare

[latent pebble]

How do you guys log warns for now

[upbeat viper]

Albert best slave

[grim edge]

i need a blanket istg

[teal dragon]

Why is albert still down just plug the wire back in

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

We need Mika to show up

Edgy

[narrow orchid]

u saw nothin

[upbeat viper]

Yeye

[dusty pagoda]

ng6

[latent pebble]

Rosimo got albert’d

[upbeat viper]

Shush

[last verge]

where isbalbert

[old thistle]

*Most hard working guy who doesn't get paid and doesn't get food or sleep

[narrow orchid]

dw you can also ask me

[grim edge]

i got no sleep im cold im hungry i feel like a caveman 😭

[upbeat viper]

[old thistle]

Almost

[grim edge]

and its raining outside

[narrow orchid]

wdym, bro is taking a nap rn

[teal dragon]

@mika fix albert

[latent pebble]

He only chats in dms

[upbeat viper]

Albert is dead rn

[grim edge]

@worn ice ily

[upbeat viper]

Not the same

[narrow orchid]

bro can we fire albert for being down rn

like he useless af

[latent pebble]

Nah he up

[upbeat viper]

Anyway

Imma eat

Seeya peepz

Ilyall

[grim edge]

GIVE ME

[old thistle]

You literally hang a full knight on move 14

[upbeat viper]

:)

[old thistle]

Enjoy your meal

[narrow orchid]

I love myself more than you love me

[grim edge]

PLEASE BAS TI HAVE BEEN SUBSISTINF OFF ONLY SOUP FOR THREE DAYS

he gone

[old thistle]

|| Ng4 || got played

[grim edge]

😭

[latent pebble]

Deflecting the king for a fork good attempt silly though

[old thistle]

I would love to undestand the idea behind ||Ng4||

[latent pebble]

Tf is Ng4

Was it bullet

[old thistle]

But your knight will get trapped. Losing 2 minor pieces for a rook is bad

[old thistle]

3+0

[willow ermine]

can someone tell me If I get a free diamond membership if im a ACM arena candidate master?

[latent pebble]

Yeah I know hence why I said silly

[ionic inlet]

Yeah but if he takes it I can fork him

[daring oyster]

ok i expected something else when my brain processed the first letter first 💀

[latent pebble]

That’s not too good

[latent pebble]

Ah time pressure I presume

[grim edge]

Look at my game Check out this #chess game: KissWK vs sloth22444 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/82919492859

pixel. piixxel

i am the ghost of christmas past here to haunt u

[latent pebble]

No they don’t recognize those fake online titles

[grim edge]

i come with a message beyond the veil

the message reads: ur a NERD haha

christmas is ur bday?

shut ur mouth fots. bourgeois scum

[old thistle]

You won't be able to get your knight out of the corner and 2 minor pieces for a rook is a bad trade

[willow ermine]

their not fake if they exist

[grim edge]

How to get chess.com membership for free 💀

[upbeat viper]

(owo)

[old thistle]

Win the weekly tournament on Friday

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[old thistle]

[grim edge]

SCREENSHOTTED

[upbeat viper]

idc

[grim edge]

!welxome

[grim edge]

Really?

[upbeat viper]

smh

[old thistle]

Yes, top 3 will get diamond

[grim edge]

i did that on purpose. out of the kindness of my heart

[grim edge]

I see

[old thistle]

They have to to get a chance to participate

[old thistle]

To play in the arena:

1. Connect your chess.com and discord accounts with /connect

2. Ask to join this club by sending us your discord tag. https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-discord

[grim edge]

Lebron James

[old thistle]

They won't

[grim edge]

jebron lames

[grim edge]

Alright broski

[old thistle]

Oh I forgot Albert is still down

Sorry my brain was a bit slow

[latent pebble]

huh

[old thistle]

Opponent had 2:17 left. Clearly time pressure

[ornate ivy]

[grim edge]

[latent pebble]

Bad day maybe

I am skissue

[old thistle]

Me every day

[grim edge]

scipio scipis scipit scipimus scipitis scipiunt

[latent pebble]

Witchcraft

[narrow orchid]

As white, I'd play Ng4 here threatening many tactics

[old thistle]

We got a winner

[grim edge]

Sum! Es! Est! Sumus! Estis! Sunt!

Esse!

[latent pebble]

Scipione

[narrow orchid]

i just saw u said Ng4

[old thistle]

But I don't see the tactics after Ng4 and engine doesn't either

Unfortunately opponent resigned after I took the queen

[grim edge]

surely he had a masterful tactical plan and his cat resigned for him accidentally

[old thistle]

Absolutely

[old thistle]

+4 to -6 average blitz game

[narrow orchid]

take a guess at what my opponent (1400 fide) played here otb

[heavy swallow]

Wtf

[heavy swallow]

Rosmio

[bright glade]

f4

[narrow orchid]

Yes

[bright glade]

i am the one who blunders

[narrow orchid]

f4 loses tho

[wispy spindle]

f4

ezzzz

[bright glade]

WE GOT EM

[narrow orchid]

she thought f4 xf4 xf4 Nxe4 Nxe4 Bxf4 Nxf4 Rxf3 Ke3 and she wins d6

but Rg4 and she ded

[old thistle]

I hope it was Qa4

Qa4 is a beautiful way to play into black's tactics and lose the game

[latent pebble]

Just brutal

[narrow orchid]

blacks tactic is actually Ng4 not Nxe4

[old thistle]

Not Nxe4??

Why not

[narrow orchid]

what does Nxe4 do

Ng4 Ne3 much stronger

[old thistle]

Qa4 Nxe4+ and you resign

[cedar wharf]

anyone want to play

[wispy spindle]

I’m blue dabadee dabadye

[narrow orchid]

I mean yea

but thats a blunder

i meant Ng4 if she didnt blunder lol

[old thistle]

f4 is a genius move: opening up the king which is on the same file as the opponent's rook

[old thistle]

Makes sense

[wispy spindle]

why can’t this server be as relaxed as this other one

[upbeat viper]

size diff

[grim edge]

were sexier

[kind moat]

Hey anyone wanna play roblox? I found a cool survival game

[upbeat viper]

#🕹〡gaming

[kind moat]

But no one wants me

[wispy spindle]

it’s larger than this one

[narrow orchid]

cuz Ng4 Kg1 Be3 Kf2 Nf2 wins exchange
Ng4 Kf1 Ne3 wins exchange
Ng4 Ke1 Ne3 Rd3 Nf5 is positional win

[kind moat]

Ok ty

[upbeat viper]

oh well

[golden badge]

Does anyone here play clash of clans?

[latent pebble]

Ohio comedy

[wispy spindle]

he’s a mod btw

[teal dragon]

Why do you want mass ping

[wispy spindle]

yes

[teal dragon]

But... why

[cedar wharf]

WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME CHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[narrow orchid]

noone

chess sucks

[hard gyro]

How are you guys doing?

[covert cosmos]

kek

[wispy spindle]

kekekekekekek

[hard gyro]

Good then, I assume

I am just chilling and watching India vs West Indies cricket match.

[wispy spindle]

🦗

[hard gyro]

Why is chat so... dead?

[carmine vigil]

chess.com you have been disconnected please refresh page to reconnect

why do i keep getting this error

[abstract edge]

how about you refresh the page to reconnect

[carmine vigil]

sure but is there a reason why i keep getting this

[oak cliff]

one, your network,2, your network. the servers don't go down now they are strong

[abstract edge]

inactivity

[carmine vigil]

im watching a chess match

[carmine vigil]

why would i be active if im watching a chess match?

[supple imp]

Sup

[oak cliff]

halo subnif.
I love how you are just a vessel of positive energy.

[supple imp]

I'm quite the opposite

[oak cliff]

what do you want me to say? how you are just a vessel of dark matter?

[half flint]

if many say a bishop is better than a knight despite their supposedly equal material value why don't we altogether upgrade the bishop to 4 points? (maybe either leaving it the way it is or downgrading the knight to 2 points instead could be better options)

[supple imp]

Sure man whatever floats your boat

[young wedge]

can anyone explain that tactic please?

[oak cliff]

You’re that “Nothing” when people ask me what I’m thinking about.
You look great today.
You’re a smart cookie.
I bet you make babies smile.
You have impeccable manners.
I like your style.
You have the best laugh.
I appreciate you.
You are the most perfect you there is.
Our system of inside jokes is so advanced that only you and I get it. And I like that.
You’re strong.
Your perspective is refreshing.
You’re an awesome friend.
You light up the room.

[sick flare]

corn

[supple imp]

Cause it'll confuse bad players

Anyone under 1600 won't understand that they are good in different situations

[oak cliff]

kings gambit players:

[supple imp]

Around 60% of the time the bishops better but 40% its the knight

[earnest goblet]

apples

[supple imp]

The rook is better like 95% of the time

[young wedge]

anyone?

[supple imp]

1900 rapid

K kid

[earnest goblet]

pitiful. I'm 200!

[supple imp]

You believe that

[signal turtle]

im making blunders but they're calculation blunders not 1 move blunders

[supple imp]

You're a master fr

[oak cliff]

basically, it maintains The pin and opens up the king, and you also get two pawns. the knight Is never moving

[signal turtle]

so thats good

[earnest goblet]

super gm level

[supple imp]

They need to make a new title for how good you are

[young wedge]

but youre down a pawn

[oak cliff]

still

[earnest goblet]

EXACTLY

[signal turtle]

Why am i still rated 1099-1199 elo

im 1200 now bruv

[supple imp]

It might take time idk

[signal turtle]

oh\

[oak cliff]

it maintains the pin and opens up the king just for a knight and you get two pawns

[signal turtle]

guys

gimme some good openings for white

[half flint]

bishop to f7 is a royal fork forking a king and a rook and i can't see a way for black to protect the rook
knight to f7 wins a tempo by attacking the queen, and the king can't take back because the bishop is protecting the knight
so yeah it's actually a pretty good move

[supple imp]

Bro it doesn't matter

[half flint]

why am i still rated 300-something

[supple imp]

Don't use 1 opening to justify a piece being better than another

[young wedge]

royal fork is queen and king fork lol

[fallen storm]

I want horses, I need horses, more horses...

[signal turtle]

cuz UR BAD

jk

[fallen storm]

ur bad too

[signal turtle]

cap

[half flint]

i heard a royal fork is when it includes a king so you win whatever else is in the fork because you have to protect the king no matter what

[supple imp]

We're all bad

[fallen storm]

no cap

[supple imp]

Some a little less bad than others

[fallen storm]

yeah everyone is bad if they're not magnus

[signal turtle]

Well actually by chess definition, i am considered intermediate

🤓

[oak cliff]

I'm 1400. I blunder my horse last game.

[half flint]

one's good at chess only if their elo is at least 5000 so you're right

[supple imp]

Actually then I'm considered a master

[fallen storm]

well actually, use common sense

[supple imp]

Which I'm not

[carmine vigil]

i think i figured it out no thanks to you

[supple imp]

Fr

[young wedge]

so basically its just for attacking

[signal turtle]

I would say that to you, but idk if you know what common sense is.

[supple imp]

He's 2100 though

He's way better than you

[fallen storm]

yeah I don't need to

[signal turtle]

LMFAO

[abstract edge]

bruh chill

[half flint]

i wish i could improve my skills at countering early queen attacks though along with the elo
still horrible at that

[signal turtle]

i could destroy him.

This is my alt g.

[keen parrot]

anyone who isnt like 2400 fide is an intermediate anyway

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-wow-cool-gif-16847445

[supple imp]

Ok Mr 1100 go feed that to your low ego

[abstract edge]

ouch

[carmine vigil]

how did you get in this conversation ?

[signal turtle]

2330 elo FM.

[keen parrot]

lmao

[upbeat viper]

am I an intermediate ?

[keen parrot]

no you arent

[upbeat viper]

🥺

[fallen storm]

my coach is more than intermediate then 😎

[signal turtle]

ok

[supple imp]

Crazy how I see no proof

[keen parrot]

yes

[signal turtle]

im not lmao.

[upbeat viper]

[abstract edge]

i call cap

[keen parrot]

we are all intermediates

[fallen storm]

yes

[signal turtle]

I dont have to prove anything

[upbeat viper]

aah :D

[tepid panther]

Sheesh

[grim edge]

Man i cant wait for 2040

[carmine vigil]

i asked a simple question and got a smart alec response

[supple imp]

Bruh you're as good as me we're beginners

[signal turtle]

i dont care about proving anything to you discord mods

[noble widget]

sup quitten

[keen parrot]

you are lying your ass off bud, there are 0 people here that believe you, counting yourself

[carmine vigil]

i come here for help and there is very little help here

[signal turtle]

i didnt say believe me?

[supple imp]

Good luck with school and life bro

[daring oyster]

why is everyone a ceo now 💀

[keen parrot]

stop impersonating someone who is good at chess lmao

[deft plinth]

what is /trust

[half flint]

how can i connect my chess com account to my discord account? /connect doesn't seem to be working since it returns "application did not respond"

[signal turtle]

ok sorry i lied

[daring oyster]

joe

[grim edge]

Blud i was a Ceo since yesterday

[upbeat viper]

how is /trust

[grim edge]

albert dead

[supple imp]

No one believed you were above 1800 anyway

[upbeat viper]

why is /trust

[daring oyster]

Ok im the ceo of uhh taters

[tepid panther]

Lmfao

[abstract edge]

when is /trust

[upbeat viper]

let's go Magnus

[signal turtle]

k

[upbeat viper]

best player

true WC

[keen parrot]

i have had "CEO of tilt" as my cc status for like half a year now lmao

i was the OG

[daring oyster]

im the best tater in the world

[abstract edge]

nah

[grim edge]

your cc name is tilt goddamn lol

tilt forever

[carmine vigil]

this place is toxic im out ...

[keen parrot]

forever tilt

[signal turtle]

guys how do i get above 2400 ?

[fading spruce]

Good choice

[grim edge]

play and win

[keen parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056106871687237673/1119629919362756678/attachment.gif

[supple imp]

No one will miss you cya

[narrow orchid]

bro i just had to find out kenya in password game

[abstract edge]

im always inspired by korchnoi games

[signal turtle]

no work me losing consistently

[narrow orchid]

[supple imp]

I had botswana stop whining

I quit on rule 24 or something

[narrow orchid]

i found kenya with the literal .ke ending of internet adresses

[grim edge]

im eating cherries these things are mf yum wtf

[half flint]

i couldn't guess a country yesterday there nah man i ain't playing geoguessr dude

[half flint]

i eat a lot of these yeah they are pretty tasty

[supple imp]

I found botswana from going inside a tent and seeing a map of the south of Africa just hoping it'd be there

[grim edge]

facts

[signal turtle]

who wants to 1v1 chess

[oak cliff]

hey hey don't eat too many though

[grim edge]

why not lol i have a box

[tepid panther]

Yall are the CEOs of cringe

[oak cliff]

google

[signal turtle]

WHO WANTS TO 1V1 CHESS SAY 1

[muted linden]

Which cherries

[oak cliff]

I'd eat 6 max

[muted linden]

2

[vast gull]

Lets go i just got +500 puzzle elo in 3 days

[strange vapor]

hi chat

[muted linden]

Bruh

[supple imp]

By rule 24 you have to copy a YouTube link that's exactly... minutes and seconds long and put that into your password which messes up your numbers, roman numerals and periodic table @narrow orchid

[half flint]

1!!! gfmo!!!

[signal turtle]

ok but name all caro-kann variations, yh thats what i thought

[signal turtle]

account name?

[half flint]

icemay

[vast gull]

Are you challenging me? I am caro kann player

[oak cliff]

how about french

[strange vapor]

bad, worse, unplayable, did i forget one?

[upbeat viper]

🥖

[strange vapor]

the only good caro is the fantasy

[signal turtle]

i sent

[half flint]

i don't even have a defined opening
i just play by capturing the center with my pawns when i get the opportunity and develop my knights then bishops then castle attack defend etc

[signal turtle]

defo a ruy lopez player

[strange vapor]

i dont do e4

[mystic stream]

why is alberto stil down

[oak cliff]

steintz,winawer,advance,exchange,tarasch, bonus, milner Barry gambit

[strange vapor]

u forgout bout C L A S S I C A L

[muted linden]

Does he matter

[oak cliff]

wait the main line

yeah yeah mb

[weak moss]

hi guys

[narrow orchid]

i know but i got that once

[weak moss]

bye guys

[narrow orchid]

if only the roman numeral would be good

cuz for C in yt link

VXLC would work

[oak cliff]

for some reason the website is too glitch for me can u help

[narrow orchid]

cuz thats 35

[supple imp]

Did you make it past that

[narrow orchid]

yes once

[supple imp]

Damn

[narrow orchid]

but ngl i forgot what came after

[supple imp]

Respect

[narrow orchid]

i got 14min and 4 sec video

[supple imp]

Wdym

[oak cliff]

they should add some coding test in c++ and another coding languages after 35

[narrow orchid]

with no numerals

[grim edge]

@worn ice WHEN WILL YOU WAKE UPPP

[narrow orchid]

https://youtu.be/FtqYoyYGOZs

germany W

[supple imp]

I got 8 min 39 seconds

[narrow orchid]

oh yea you had to choose 2 letters u cant choose after that

[oak cliff]

it's glitchy, like when I scroll to see the rules it..glitches

[supple imp]

I found 2

Both with roman numerals

[narrow orchid]

L bozo

[supple imp]

Fr a skill issue

[supple imp]

Idk how to help with that

[supple imp]

Bruh

I'd probably choose j and z

[oak cliff]

it's the same with qoura and some other websites

[supple imp]

That's weird

Maybe try update chrome

[oak cliff]

I even tried the app but it glitches too

[supple imp]

Is your phone or PC old

[cunning eagle]

What is da problem

[oak cliff]

well I got it like two years ago but I don't think that's old.but the android version may be

[cunning eagle]

Dude what is problem

[oak cliff]

cuz I didn't update it in like a year but I don't want to cuz it makes my device bad

[cunning eagle]

Is your chess bug

[oak cliff]

@cunning eagle

[cunning eagle]

Wut

Yea im play only on my phone

[narrow orchid]

Z was in my link iirc

[cunning eagle]

Becase is to slow and bugy on my pc

[flint yarrow]

E

[supple imp]

Idk then

[cunning eagle]

Idk im have same problem on my pc

But phone is ok

[supple imp]

You should probably update but don't if you're scared

[supple imp]

I thought it said you can't use it anymore not that you aren't allowed to use it at all

[cunning eagle]

Do you have slow internet

[oak cliff]

no

[gritty island]

I think your device is dying

[cunning eagle]

Where are you from im serbia

[narrow orchid]

yea, not at all

[supple imp]

This game really hates people

Should I try it again

[young wedge]

again.. I DONT UNDERSTAND. CHESS.COM please add the lesson abt that sacrifice

[gilded meteor]

Standard sac

Dont play g5 if they can overload the knight on f6

[wanton briar]

if u dont understand this simple tactic, chess is not the sport for u

[supple imp]

It's good cause it pins the knight to the queen if you take g5 and your king is weak now

[supple imp]

Chill he might be new

[wanton briar]

im new too but i get it 🙄

[supple imp]

Ok but maybe he's just dumb af

[wanton briar]

thats the more likely scenario yes

[keen parrot]

dude is 1100 and cant think 2 moves ahead

[supple imp]

Fr

I just realised he's 1100

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/tarik-celik-tarik-what-what-tarik-shocked-gif-25097380

[supple imp]

I thought he was 400

[wanton briar]

probably a cheater

[supple imp]

Then he would be at least 1800

Or he recently started cheating idk

[wanton briar]

maybe he is so dumb he cant even cross 1200 by cheating

[supple imp]

He probably hit his head too hard on the floor recently

[unborn stirrup]

wassup guys

[wanton briar]

i think his mother breastfed him alcohol

[supple imp]

We're bullying some 1100

[rose thunder]

allow me to join.

[supple imp]

I'm going to start using that to roast my team mates

[unborn stirrup]

ok

[wanton briar]

dont forget to give credits

[supple imp]

Fr

[ornate ivy]

Bruh

[supple imp]

... -Amy from discord a stranger i might never see again

[ornate ivy]

Is Albert down

[supple imp]

@ornate ivy I'm exited for the tournament

[grim edge]

Yo

[ornate ivy]

It should be super fun

[supple imp]

Except if I get grouped up in an unlucky group

[grim edge]

The mf uranium guy

[ornate ivy]

Thé GM is probs gonna win but I’mma compete and go for 2/3rd lmao. + maybe play the GM

[supple imp]

If the groups are random I can be with 2 2300s

[wanton briar]

how are you a wcm and 2700

[supple imp]

And others will have 4 800s

[ornate ivy]

Groups shouldn’t be super high level because most qualified

If they qualify beforehand they auto advance to main bracket

[supple imp]

Ah

[ornate ivy]

Which is most of the better players so…

[ornate ivy]

Wdym by that

[supple imp]

Ok but I'm 1900 I'm basically shit

[rose thunder]

isn’t wcm like 1900 or 2000?

[ornate ivy]

Above the average rating rn

I think…

[wanton briar]

2700 is the strength of a GM, not a wcm

[rose thunder]

I’m 1000 but still basically shit

[ornate ivy]

Nah it’s blitz online

[supple imp]

He's 2700 on chess.com

[ornate ivy]

Im trash

[supple imp]

Probably around 2100 fide

[wanton briar]

so he is a transgender?

[wanton briar]

what does the " w " in ur name imply

[rose thunder]

mfw WCM

[ornate ivy]

Check pings in TMC lol

[supple imp]

There's approximately a difference of 5 brain cells between your average 1000 and 1900

[supple imp]

I just realised that

[grim edge]

@worn ice wake up for moeny

[ornate ivy]

Women

Look at my roles

[wanton briar]

please send me your account so i can confirm you are not a cheater

[ornate ivy]

[grave wasp]

☕

Hi moon

[golden badge]

Women ☕

[supple imp]

Hey can some lower rated players here join moons tournament so the average rating goes down

[ornate ivy]

Women ☕️

[wanton briar]

are you gonna send it?

[supple imp]

Your pfp is a woman but I'm 90% sure you're a guy

[wanton briar]

or should i call the mods?

[supple imp]

He's legit lmao

[ornate ivy]

Go for it

[wanton briar]

why would you think that?

[upbeat viper]

I'm here already

[grave wasp]

Skull reacted to death lmao

[supple imp]

I even have friends that catfish on discord for nitro

[wanton briar]

she's*
you have a problem assuming genders

[supple imp]

It's a possibility

[fading spruce]

Biggest ratio of discord history

[grave wasp]

Hi bast I got unlocked by Scipio because I kept ban evading

[supple imp]

No moon is a he

[wanton briar]

this " moon" gal thinks its possible for a WCM to be 2700 on chess.com without cheating

[teal dragon]

Hi girlies

[upbeat viper]

lol

[narrow orchid]

guys i got something funny

[upbeat viper]

what's wrong with you

[grim edge]

monday left me broken

[upbeat viper]

._.

[fading spruce]

What are you even saying at this point

[narrow orchid]

I found a bot.

[upbeat viper]

CM is weak

[restive storm]

💀

[grim edge]

HOW DO I MAKE THIS

[supple imp]

Gothamchess is an IM and 2800 on cc

[wanton briar]

? ME?
where are the admins

[upbeat viper]

you won't have 2700 CM imo

[fringe sparrow]

Hello

[rose thunder]

didn’t moon say that was her BLITZ rating?

[upbeat viper]

with or without W

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Never ask a man his salary
A woman her age
A cat what it thinks about monday

[grave wasp]

@ornate ivy are you cheating

[restive storm]

The server the emoji is from 💀

[wanton briar]

thats cool
WCM is 5 levels below that 😐

[grim edge]

and most importent dont call Alice Alice

[upbeat viper]

thus not likely to be 2700

anyway

[teal dragon]

True dat

[upbeat viper]

watch Carlsen crushing Nodirbek

[supple imp]

He isn't a wcm lol

[grave wasp]

DM it to me

[narrow orchid]

hey can you unlink moon? its not his account thats linked

[wanton briar]

so you are agreeing with me
why did ask " wahts wrong with me"
I thought that was quite offensive..

[half flint]

i am so dumb i can't cross 400 😭

[upbeat viper]

can't

[fading spruce]

Don’t hate on Nordirbek

[restive storm]

I lost interest in the tournament because fabi lost

[upbeat viper]

maybe I read wrong

[supple imp]

@wanton briar chill he's trolling

[upbeat viper]

mb if that's the case

[upbeat viper]

kek

[supple imp]

He's 2700 but he's a he and he isn't titled

[upbeat viper]

Rosimo stop spamming pic

[wanton briar]

not very professional for a person with position of authority
i wanna call an admin

[narrow orchid]

me looking for the ok 600 quote i made aswell

[dark wolf]

This was just brought to me from Japan.

[upbeat viper]

noice

[narrow orchid]

moon isnt 2700

[supple imp]

He isn't a person with authority here

[rose thunder]

what is this

[tardy dew]

Are there any differences between normal fries and curly fries other than the shape

[supple imp]

Damn

[sterile tusk]

Why tf is everyone in chess tiktok comments 200 elo 😭

[teal dragon]

Me fr 🤡🤡🤡

[ornate ivy]

Fr

[narrow orchid]

1ks not better

[upbeat viper]

@wanton briar don't promote cheating

[winter ridge]

you're talking to one

[dark wolf]

Shogi (Japanese chess).

[wanton briar]

its a joke 🤓

[ornate ivy]

Do it

[rose thunder]

stinky cheating!!

[upbeat viper]

even as a joke

[quiet sparrow]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[supple imp]

The mods getting involved now

[rose thunder]

what’s the 2 extra pieces?

[wanton briar]

@upbeat viper is acting really unprofessional and offensive

[sterile tusk]

Some ppl say black wins because of this, Most ppl say forced mate. I didnt See one single comment that was right in any way

[ornate ivy]

Lmao

[restive storm]

@narrow orchid 💀

[supple imp]

Mods don't know what a joke is lol

[sterile tusk]

Not Mine btw

[winter ridge]

cool

[tardy dew]

Is Sicilian alapin good

[fading spruce]

There is no profession behind being a discord mod

[winter ridge]

moon made a deal with anitta for this 😛

[ornate ivy]

Where

[wanton briar]

are u gonna do something about it, or should i call the OWNER?

[fading spruce]

Discordians really think Discord is life

[dark wolf]

Different game, different pieces, different rules.

[quiet sparrow]

Qxd1

[fading spruce]

@iron spade

[supple imp]

Bro is snitching on a mod to someone that isn't even a mod

[winter ridge]

im not an admin
bast is

[teal dragon]

Pawns are the front row,
Bishop and rook are in the second row.
Back row goes:
Lancer, Knight, Silver General, Golden General, Emperor (and then mirrored on the other side)

[rose thunder]

if queen takes Ne7

[quiet sparrow]

WAIT NO ITS A CHECK

[winter ridge]

ikr

[upbeat viper]

wait

[sterile tusk]

XD

[wanton briar]

so why did you claim to be one?

[winter ridge]

apparently i am your superior

[upbeat viper]

has server owner disappeared ?

the guy yall used to ping

D:

[ornate ivy]

He is just offline

[sterile tusk]

Yep, If queen Takes Mate in 3

[winter ridge]

when I said you're talking to one
you're talking to bast

[upbeat viper]

pfff

[ornate ivy]

Smh

[restive storm]

The server username is changed to "Don't"

[upbeat viper]

oh :(

sadge

[ornate ivy]

Plus they changed to not be able to ping

[fading spruce]

No someone just changed his name to Don’t so people don’t ping him

[sterile tusk]

So u have to move the King to not get mated

[upbeat viper]

I mean, understandable

[winter ridge]

bast stronk

[rose thunder]

I’m prob the only one who actually does puzzles around here lol

[wanton briar]

best is not a an admin, he is a mod which is a tier lower

[upbeat viper]

makes sense

[dark wolf]

@fading spruce Just so you know, I wasn't trying to be rude the other day.

[restive storm]

@iron spade

[fading spruce]

I still ping him though because if you click on the user it’s still funny

[winter ridge]

well bast can ban so same thing imo 🙂

[teal dragon]

@iron spade

[upbeat viper]

yeah

[half flint]

guys i am just wondering what's the real average elo for a chess player?
i am 300 elo but according to a lot of sources the average is literally in the 1000s

[supple imp]

This isn't worth your time you should stop

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[sterile tusk]

Nope, King can move and black only loses the queen

[wanton briar]

I dont respect your opinion unfortunately ☺️

[winter ridge]

around 800 iirc

[teal dragon]

Average on chess.com is 650

[sterile tusk]

But If queen Takes its M3

[winter ridge]

great because i dont respect my opinion either

[wanton briar]

I appreciate the compliment, but my time is worthless

[supple imp]

What is iirc

[rose thunder]

how dare you

[winter ridge]

if i recall correctly

[upbeat viper]

actual average is somewhere between 600 and 700

[supple imp]

Ight fair point

[teal dragon]

Urban dictionary

[rose thunder]

if I recall

[ornate ivy]

@supple imp 50 registered so far

[rose thunder]

we’re getting acronyms for everything now lol

[supple imp]

Why not just say iir

[winter ridge]

we'll get 100 fs

[half flint]

i still feel sad i didn't fall into the average

[restive storm]

Me when someone says "idk" in real life, when it takes the same amount of syllables to say as "I don't know"

[supple imp]

If I lose I'm suing you

[upbeat viper]

dw you'll surpass it if you work

[supple imp]

Don't ask for what

[teal dragon]

If you just picked up the game dont expect to be average

[rose thunder]

say it as a word

[young wedge]

i just dont know that tactic

[sterile tusk]

Yep resining is best move

[young wedge]

SHUT UP ITS JUST TACTIC I DONT FIND A POINT

[teal dragon]

@half flint it took me 2 and a half months to go from 300 to 600

[young wedge]

bruh..

[rose thunder]

about the puzzle earlier?

[half flint]

well i was chatting with a guy (nentrine) in the dms he said he can't believe my elo is 300 taking in the fact that i started actually playing like a couple months ago

[supple imp]

It's a really easy tactic man

[grim edge]

imagine playing chess

[upbeat viper]

chill with language

[teal dragon]

Also depends on your frequency that you play and how much time you dedicate to learning tactics and stuff

[supple imp]

I explained it

[teal dragon]

Lets play genshin❤️

[lethal lotus]

Imagine breathing air 💀

[half flint]

i do not even learn any theory though
no idea where can i learn it though

[supple imp]

Everything you do should have multiple purposes in chess

[grim edge]

chat im gonna go make myself food

[quiet sparrow]

beta chess

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-26271318

[queen canyon]

Stop using caps

[young wedge]

bruh i hate you

[grim edge]

cancermaxxing

[rose thunder]

if queen takes, Ne7+, Kb8, Rxd8+ Qc8, Rxc8#

[supple imp]

Bro how do you even get trauma from bullying

[grim edge]

maybe when fontaine comes lol

[supple imp]

How bad did they have to bully you

[sterile tusk]

Puzzle, Had this Situation against my friend

[supple imp]

And how would ik you had trauma

[winter ridge]

ikr cant

[teal dragon]

Learn good chess principles should be your first step, develop your pieces, castle your king to safety and look for mistakes in your opponents defense

[teal dragon]

Fr wtf even is coop

[winter ridge]

||Rxh6 gxh6 Qg8#||

[supple imp]

You don't need to explain we are not all 500s

[teal dragon]

I have like 7 condensed resin worth of domains to do tho!

[sleek zealot]

uhm yes i would like a pack of lung cancer and i also would like to be placed on life support in the next 5-10 years 🚬

[sterile tusk]

Ok

[grim edge]

hi balint

[sleek zealot]

helli whimsy

hello*

[lethal lotus]

Anyone here can hook me up with goblin gambit theory?

[half flint]

i am horrible at spotting my opponent's blunders and so damn good at making the blunders

[fading spruce]

I can give you my goblin gas formula

[sleek zealot]

dont come in this chat when you play something called "goblin gambit"

[stuck kestrel]

tf is that

[lethal lotus]

Shut up e4 bozo

[rose thunder]

Rxh7+, either way it’s M2

[sterile tusk]

What tf is a Goblin Gambit 💀

[quiet sparrow]

i aint doing allat

[sterile tusk]

Yep

[queen canyon]

Goblin deez nuts

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-lil-yatchy-drake-yachty-drake-yachty-drake-yachty-ratio-gif-26258233

[sterile tusk]

M2 easy

[lethal lotus]

Yall dont know how op the goblin is 💀💀💀💀

[supple imp]

So your opponent begins with 1. e4 and you respond with e5 then your opponent plays an electro giant in the back and you throw your goblin barrel opposite lane on his tower, he might have tornado so it's risky

[grim edge]

golbin deez nuts lmao

[rose thunder]

THE ROOOK!!!

[sleek zealot]

w

[supple imp]

If he doesn't kill the goblins and defend good you'll be winning

[quiet sparrow]

anyone wanna watch me play

[supple imp]

No

[lethal lotus]

Whale on top tho fr fr ong🤓🤓🤦‍♂️

[quiet sparrow]

@sleek zealot W username

[fading spruce]

Watch you play???

[sterile tusk]

Anyone knows the theory of the idonthavealifegambitsoigoforthistrapthatcanlosemyknightbutifhetakesmyqueenitsmate Gambit?

[grim edge]

hi Kidney 👋👋

[sleek zealot]

w you

[fading spruce]

Who is trying to watch terrible chess

[quiet sparrow]

im 1130 😎

[teal dragon]

If you struggle with blunders for starters make sure everything is defended. Board vision may not great atm but try to invision all the squares your opponent cover so you dont walk right into their firing range and consider the values of each piece so you know how to prioritise taking and defending pieces

[rose thunder]

bro speaks xqc

[lethal lotus]

You can be 1700 if you play the borg opening

[grim edge]

breaking news soulja boy becomes first rapper to be damned by a celestial deity

[sleek zealot]

someone ban this dude

[supple imp]

Average 900 giving advice that didn't even make sense

[lethal lotus]

You wish you had my borg skills

[teal dragon]

Stay mad

[rose thunder]

didn’t mean to do that lol

[grim edge]

what is everybodys' puzzles elo?

[fluid comet]

why can't i connect my account?

[grim edge]

cope and seethe

[rose thunder]

misclick

[sterile tusk]

I could be 1500 elo+ easy but sometimes i dont have the motivation to calculate, blunder smh and resign🍞

[quiet sparrow]

tf is the borg opening

[supple imp]

You basically said look at the board but with more words

[fluid comet]

1600 ish

[fading spruce]

I would smash you with the Borg

[rose thunder]

2200

[grim edge]

borg is so hot

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648

[sterile tusk]

On my old banned acc 1800

[sleek zealot]

9

[grim edge]

i have eleventy billion puzzle elo

[fading spruce]

Ong

[queen canyon]

Pope from the hood

[lethal lotus]

Write down grob on a piece of paper and reverse it

[supple imp]

I've been here for over a year scipio can vouch

[grim edge]

HI PIXEL 👋 bet ur ass has a puzzle elo of 200

[sterile tusk]

New acc i didnt played enought but rn 1600

[quiet sparrow]

I WAS WINNING

[teal dragon]

Not my problem

[supple imp]

1900

[quiet sparrow]

AND MY INTERNET WENT AWAY

I HATE THIS GAME