💬〡general-off-topic

[craggy verge]

bro why if my friends rizzed a girl, they succeed, meanwhile i didnt

[high oasis]

love is many things

[fading spruce]

Because you are 13

[gray saddle]

then that's skill issue.

[fading spruce]

You haven’t gone through puberty yet

[sacred crag]

why isn't it roses and dates and fun times

[craggy verge]

my friends are younger than me 💀

[digital phoenix]

13 year olds on their way to find a gf

[sacred crag]

why is it sleepovers

[fading spruce]

Did you jump that Gid guy?

[high oasis]

theyre too you g for that

[sacred crag]

also to answer your question

[grim edge]

I am Momsexual

[craggy verge]

i have, i can tell you the prove

[short pier]

Anyone want to challenge me to a game of rapid chess? below 1200

[sacred crag]

it's to show diversity

[fading spruce]

13 year olds when their girlfriend doesn’t share the Caprisun

[craggy verge]

ok

[sacred crag]

welcome back

[craggy verge]

i’ll never do it.

[fading spruce]

Bro I will get you banned right now

[short pier]

ayy

[fading spruce]

Don’t say weirdo shit like that

[craggy verge]

BRO ON DMS

[covert cosmos]

oh no

[short pier]

so you didn't go to sleep?

[high oasis]

i let it go. it would have been nice to see something done about it, but i wasnt as mad and upset as you made me to be. i jusf wanted justice. i forgive people, dust myself off, and keep pushing. i walk in love.

[short pier]

lol

[sacred crag]

I got awoken by a ping

[fading spruce]

What is wrong with you???

[sacred crag]

I'm trying to

[covert cosmos]

no u

[short pier]

@sacred crag jk do whatever you want

[flint fox]

https://tenor.com/HBw5.gif

[craggy verge]

WHY WOULD I SAY THEM HERE

[short pier]

ok ig

[sacred crag]

MASR 7OREYA LETS GO

[high ledge]

Meh, who even really cares to date? Like we always dream sometimes but when analyze many couples close to us or in internet goin wrong shows the current reality

[vapid pasture]

is there anyone here who is very bad at chess that will play with me 🏙️

[short pier]

هههههههه

[noble widget]

someone help, what is going on?

[craggy verge]

you said you havent gone to puberty, well i have i just wanna prove you wrong in dms

[fading spruce]

Bro ain’t nobody want a 13 year old kid talking about how they are going through puberty in DMs

[craggy verge]

bro

[covert cosmos]

average #💬〡general-off-topic conversation

[fading spruce]

I am not EDP445

[vapid pasture]

im sorry what now

[sacred crag]

that's exactly what I like to hear

[fading spruce]

Like that is some weirdo shit

[short pier]

💀 💀 💀

[craggy verge]

Yuh nvm

[gray saddle]

keep the bongcloud alive.

[noble widget]

I got my king to b7 now

[cedar cairn]

no hope in the current landscape

[bright trench]

immortal king walk

[fading spruce]

There is something mentally wrong with you

[short pier]

I am already imagining the texts 💀

[cedar cairn]

very much

[covert cosmos]

look in a mirror

[fading spruce]

I am purging most thoughts out my brain

[sacred crag]

bruh everyone goes through puberty at max at age 11

[gray saddle]

are you planning to trap your opponent?

[vapid pasture]

is this server like this all of the time

[fading spruce]

I am just stunned

[digital phoenix]

its way better than when furries are here

[covert cosmos]

yup

[fading spruce]

And you’re either another idiot kid or a groomer

[gray saddle]

Yes, even crazier during meal time.

[high ledge]

[next raft]

thats right you are edp 556

[noble widget]

my king has eaten almost all the queenside pawns

[high oasis]

albino how long have you been on here

[short pier]

Advice: dont imagine much about it

[bright trench]

400 elo activities

[flint fox]

Zel?

[fading spruce]

I have been off like when you got off then got back on 2 hours ago

[covert cosmos]

oh no 🥺 i'm sho offendid

[gray saddle]

Albino jalapeno still spicy?

[fading spruce]

So I have been on for 2 hours

[next raft]

bro you are 13 what will you even do with a gf, build lego?

[fading spruce]

You know it 😘

[hexed rain]

_<

[noble widget]

there we go, I got all the queenside pawns with my king

[regal bay]

he's either calculatin for a long time or he just gave up

[flint fox]

Zel da cat

[fading spruce]

I know for a fact both the people that pinged me haven’t been outside today

[high ledge]

Martin?

[high oasis]

alright man. i just thought itd be kinda sad if you on here spewing out stuff like that all day. how you doing tho?

[regal bay]

still stressed tho 🔥

[fading spruce]

I know every time I am in chat you’re here

[digital phoenix]

not the original one

[noble widget]

no its me vs my opponent rated 500 something

[fading spruce]

Might as well chill and play some games with me @grim edge

[covert cosmos]

oojojoowwow

[flint fox]

what happened to him tho

[digital phoenix]

left chess for mental health allegedly idk i never asked him

[sacred crag]

13 year olds be pretty mature nowadays, one of my 13 year old buddies already going to parties

[high ledge]

Aint no wa- actually its totally reasonable

[vapid pasture]

please dont be saying that on this application sir

[sacred crag]

but if you want to occupy a man give him some legoes

[fading spruce]

Coming from an 11 year old btw

[high ledge]

Same

[sacred crag]

why are you calling everyone kids 💀

[cedar cairn]

they're REALLY not

[covert cosmos]

honestly look at yourself

[noble widget]

im tryna checkmate him with my knights

[fading spruce]

Who are you?

[sacred crag]

I don't really know man, they're not like 9 year olds

[covert cosmos]

i'm deez

[fading spruce]

You just came in here trying to instigate with me for no reason

[regal bay]

blud actually just gave up lol

[vapid pasture]

wait you are an 11 yr old? or what? this is very odd

[cedar cairn]

a 13 year old if he gets a girlfriend will somehow drive it into the ground and then ruin his and his gfs mental state for the coming few years ruining their focus in life as a whole

[sacred crag]

you describe 13s like you'd describe 9s but you can speak with a 13 a lot better than with a 9

[digital phoenix]

guys any idea what to put in the pronoun section im tired of ligma balls

[high ledge]

agreed

[noble widget]

oikay i got checkmate

[viscid tinsel]

why we must play in the opening the knight first and not the bishop

[fading spruce]

If her mental state is ruined from a middle school relationship that’s her problem

[noble widget]

after taking all his pawns by moving my king the whole game

[covert cosmos]

sugma balls

[sacred crag]

breathe/air

[cedar cairn]

I get that they might have feelings for girls but fing hell this guy is just like PICK ME ANYONE

[fading spruce]

Grob/Borg

[cedar cairn]

BUT IT IS THOUGH

[sacred crag]

I'm 500 ur good

[cedar cairn]

like ofc as a 17 year old and however old you are we know what its like that this stuff doesn't really matter but they don't!

[regal bay]

forgot this server was strict to swear words

[covert cosmos]

lemme she/them tiddies

[timid stratus]

I am 1000 But still feel like a stupid

[sacred crag]

💀 makes sense

[fading spruce]

Chess is not a measure of intelligence although sometimes it may feel that way

[high ledge]

Waffles

[noble widget]

im overrated at 400 elo

[sacred crag]

everyone is stupid in chess compared to Magnus

[digital phoenix]

i wanna see u say that to a girl

[regal bay]

god them/it

[sacred crag]

mangoes Cardaughter

[covert cosmos]

alr bet

[grim edge]

hoo wana play chess

[fading spruce]

Moi

[cedar cairn]

I have before actually

[high ledge]

@digital phoenix put some kind of food as pronouns, my creativity not that high rm

[cedar cairn]

she started flirting so I got uncomfortable and left

[digital phoenix]

lmao

[grim edge]

let play

[regal bay]

i'm so losing

[sacred crag]

fahrenheit is so bad

[fading spruce]

Rating?

[cedar cairn]

matching is elo based though

[high ledge]

Lol

[fading spruce]

That’s why tournaments suck

[regal bay]

glad that exist

[fading spruce]

3 digits win every time

[grim edge]

[fading spruce]

And when someone else wins they are cheating

[regal bay]

fr

[fading spruce]

Yesterday in a Rapid tournament 3rd place was 2400

[cedar cairn]

hm

[rose pond]

Yhhh

[cedar cairn]

I'm severely tilted in blitz (776)

[digital phoenix]

@fading spruce wanna play im bored

[fading spruce]

To get that many wins in Rapid tournament at that level you have to cheat

[cedar cairn]

time to go play tournaments

[fading spruce]

Ong?

[digital phoenix]

yeah ill dm u link

[grim edge]

plat me

[sacred crag]

can you even beat a cheater in chess

[grim edge]

play

[cedar cairn]

yeah

[fading spruce]

Can we Double Grob?

[digital phoenix]

eh sure

[sacred crag]

literally how

[cedar cairn]

most cheaters make critical blunders to make it seem like they aren't cheating

[fading spruce]

Coca-Cola Gambit time

[cedar cairn]

very often they might end up in a position where not even stockfish can save them

[sacred crag]

💀 at that point they aren't chaeting

[grim edge]

can u play me

[covert cosmos]

watch out for OAAAAAWAWA

[sacred crag]

I love how an argument ended and there's just no trace

[digital phoenix]

its in ur dm

oh nice

[sacred crag]

like we legit forgot it all

[errant edge]

@digital phoenix hi girl

[sacred crag]

dead chat

[raw sleet]

yep

[south flax]

true

[raw sleet]

my last game

[south flax]

opponent resigned?

[raw sleet]

no it was mate right after

[south flax]

oh

[wispy spindle]

nice

[raw sleet]

thanks 🙂

lichess is better yall JUST SAYING

[south flax]

now im curious

whats ur highest acc game

doesnt have to be on chess.com

[wispy spindle]

Kg2 Nxe1#

[raw sleet]

1010 on lichess

im bad ik

[south flax]

damn

[wispy spindle]

so like 400 cc?

[grim edge]

hoo wan to play send game inv

[wispy spindle]

ok

[raw sleet]

clean interface tho

[wispy spindle]

https://play.chess.com/179Ni

[raw sleet]

741 on chess.com

[sacred crag]

I'm not even gonna start

[digital phoenix]

@fading spruce see d4 is theory

[sacred crag]

can I just ask why your piece preference is that one

[raw sleet]

i sometimes use glass on that board but i like traditional dark white and black

[digital phoenix]

g4

[wispy spindle]

my mouse lmfao

[grim edge]

[raw sleet]

the board and background were created by me

[pallid swallow]

bro why am i hardstuck 2250

bruhhhh

[wispy spindle]

rematch my mouse just gave up on me

[raw sleet]

you can find the chess.com version on userstyles too if you want the board

[fading spruce]

Bruh I told you I didn’t know Double Grob theory

[digital phoenix]

also max engine gives +0.5

[fading spruce]

No one has ever played G4 G5

[fading spruce]

See I was dead

There wasn’t much for me to do

[digital phoenix]

anything below 1 is winnable

[south flax]

oh

[fading spruce]

Also I had a minute less time

[digital phoenix]

i mean it looks like ur screwed but i cant do anything either

[fading spruce]

I was going to lose on time guaranteed

And I had no way to defend my position to stall

[fading spruce]

Yeah but in that position your moves are much easier

My moves are too hard to find in 30 seconds

[rigid meteor]

disrespecting be like

[south flax]

lol

[raw sleet]

dark square bishop

nice

[rigid meteor]

gotta assert my domaince

[fading spruce]

This relates to me

[rigid meteor]

We're twins bro

[fading spruce]

I’m probably the only person who underpremotes to test myself

Like instead of promoting to queen I promote to knight/bishop to bishop knight mate

[rigid meteor]

yeah you def don't

[south flax]

why cant u just promote to a king

[grim edge]

Underpromoting doesnt show domaince. Winning the game does.

[digital phoenix]

great move

yuh

[undone bridge]

reminds me of that move hikaru played against eric hansen where the bishop pinned the queen to the king, and it wasn't defended by pieces, but if hansen took the bishop, there was M1

key-o

in the membrane

[south flax]

got a blunder for the mate💀

[wispy spindle]

gg

[south flax]

gg

[digital phoenix]

im so tempted to do Rh8 which wouldve done absolutely nothing

but i win now so ez

[south flax]

oh

make sure u dont move qf2

[elfin belfry]

what if he goes to f8

[grim edge]

guys i will beat u

[wispy spindle]

ok

[undone bridge]

Rf1

[south flax]

ok

[undone bridge]

Rf1 Rf7 Qxd6 leads to mate

[elfin belfry]

then he goes to e7

[grim edge]

perhaps nay u but still

[digital phoenix]

Rf1

[undone bridge]

@elfin belfry

[wispy spindle]

nah u beat me once when my mouse gave up on me lol

[chrome merlin]

G

[south flax]

ill beat anybody here

real

[undone bridge]

real

[elfin belfry]

what if he puts his king on e7

[grim edge]

i do not count so as to not disrespecvt u bc ur cool bc u play with me\

[undone bridge]

🗿

[elfin belfry]

im trying to find other continuations

why ppl mate themselves dude

[undone bridge]

i refuted your continuation

[elfin belfry]

just dont walk to a mating net

find the most obvious escape squares

Tbh ppl overthink too much

in any mate theres always an escape before the mate

you just gotta find the escape

[fading spruce]

He just like me fr

[elfin belfry]

fight me

[south flax]

ok give me 8 mins cus this kid stalling

[elfin belfry]

add me on chess.com my ign is lettec

I also dont follow opening principles

[south flax]

ok

[fading spruce]

All my homies hate opening principles

[elfin belfry]

yeah fck openings

[plain lava]

wanna play?

[elfin belfry]

e4? i counter with c6
d4? i counter with e6 follow ing with c5

[digital phoenix]

just nf6 to everything

[sleek oriole]

dont trink guys

[elfin belfry]

add me on chess.com

[sleek oriole]

drinking is bad

[elfin belfry]

ign lettec

[south flax]

830 rated?

[elfin belfry]

im too bored to grind

[grim edge]

im not good but w ecan play

[south flax]

k

sent

[elfin belfry]

invite me

[south flax]

i did

[elfin belfry]

nothing showed up

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/VB48S

scared?

https://play.chess.com/cw6aD

[elfin belfry]

dude ur not accepting challenges

Fox u dumb?

[sharp smelt]

ok

[elfin belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[south flax]

who?

[elfin belfry]

a random guy

[sharp smelt]

why is albert down again

[plain python]

sip

[velvet lily]

yes mine

[grim edge]

hey guys

i just joined the server how come i cant chat in just chatting vc

it says voice supressed and my mic is red : (

[thick kernel]

yeah

[fading spruce]

@thick kernel bro finally got just joined

[chrome merlin]

am i trusted

[thick kernel]

lolll

[digital phoenix]

the bot is dead

[grim edge]

hey guys

im in vc and my mic is red saying 'suppresed"

why is that so?

[sharp galleon]

you need trusted role

that’s why

[grim edge]

how can i obtain that?

leveling up?

[velvet lily]

me too >99

[sharp galleon]

/trust

but welp the bot is dead

[grim edge]

yea

[velvet lily]

kaha se ho

[grim edge]

how to wake albert up

[velvet lily]

me assam

[grim edge]

./trust

@worn ice hey bro

yea?

wsp

i need to do /trust

[velvet lily]

anyone anime lover

[fading spruce]

No one anyone lover

[grim edge]

I'm connected @grim edge

Its saying that the application did not repsnod

[torpid lintel]

You can't connect right now because bot is down

[sharp galleon]

you

[grim edge]

Darn'

[velvet lily]

🤣

[grim edge]

IM TO GOOD SOMEONE HUMBLE ME

i beat 19 in one day playing 10 second chess, get on my level

[velvet lily]

abuse word

[grim edge]

i-

Ik lol

[velvet lily]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-no-gif-21550906

[sharp galleon]

embed failed lmao

[grim edge]

w

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[velvet lily]

why my link is not showing image

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-embed-flex-too-bad-nobody-cares-gif-23679584

did the guy actully have a seizure, or was he just jk

[lilac gust]

Think it’s possible to play chess on here?

[velvet lily]

check dm

[grim edge]

why /profile no working

[velvet lily]

u

check dm

[grim edge]

1600s are so trash at chess look at ma increase playing them and below smh

[fading spruce]

Is that a DSI XL?

[lilac gust]

Probably

[digital phoenix]

hes tryna unnecessary flex

[grim edge]

W

[fading spruce]

Better than me

[grim edge]

arnt thery classified as advaced or smthn

[warm tartan]

Hello

[grim edge]

Hellol

[warm tartan]

Hey Tara

[velvet lily]

chess stream

[grim edge]

how are you

[warm tartan]

Good

[gusty scarab]

Hi

[grim edge]

awh

[tropic flare]

yooo who wanna play in the best player in the world

[grim edge]

I am

https://www.chess.com/member/thebestchessplayer this me

[hoary tundra]

HE HUNG

THE QUEEN

[next raft]

that is just bad parenting, + how are 13yos mature all you can see them doing is spamming "did i ask?" "your mom"

[next raft]

he was french:

[hoary tundra]

he DIDNT

[next raft]

lmfao fr

[hoary tundra]

SO I SACRIFICED

[sacred crag]

honestly I've never seen a 13 year old use these phrases tbh, the only people I've seen use them were people under the age of 9. it's expected but I just don't ever see that happening in real life

[hoary tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-gif-reply-gif-25926652

[fading spruce]

13 year old defending his age

[next raft]

you are 11 so thats right

[next raft]

11*

[sacred crag]

:shrug: if that's what you see fit

[next raft]

imagine not turning 16 in 1 month

[sacred crag]

not 11 though

[next raft]

8,my bad

[sacred crag]

I didn't know how to use a device when I was 8

if you think I'm 8, okay then

[green jungle]

what

[next raft]

i did,but consoles and pc not mobile

[sacred crag]

I really don't want to get into any arguments

[gritty cliff]

UM CINEANGIOCARDIOGRAPHY

[green jungle]

ok

great

[gritty cliff]

UM TOPOGRAPHY

[next raft]

bongcloud player

[green jungle]

nah

[gritty cliff]

UM STENOGRAPHY

[next raft]

yuh uh

[gritty cliff]

UM HAGIOGRAPHY

UM OG

[green jungle]

nuh uh

[gritty cliff]

UM OZ

[sacred crag]

you know what's the best move of a conversation? saying "what huh" and then responding without hearing the question again

[grim edge]

(im garry kasparov)

[gritty cliff]

🤨

Chess related

[sacred crag]

unmoderated chat W

[digital phoenix]

wonder what chess is

[next raft]

yuh uh

[gritty cliff]

UM STENOGRAPHY

UM HAGIOGRAPHY

[gritty cliff]

UM CINEANGIOCARDIOGRAPHY

[green jungle]

nuh uh

[magic sparrow]

best move in this position?

[next raft]

yuh uh

[restive storm]

nvm ok

[sacred crag]

stockfish it

[green jungle]

nuh uh

[gritty cliff]

yeah

[sacred crag]

I was gonna say that

[gritty cliff]

and then g4

after kh6

[sacred crag]

probably h5+ then king goes to the edge

[gritty cliff]

I don't like moving horseys though, let them rest

Why you make them move

[restive storm]

you didnt' see that

[grim edge]

like its mc acc is what i mean

[gritty cliff]

Look the horsey looks so relaxed

[next raft]

As an ai language model i am right and you should stfu.

[gritty cliff]

.

[green jungle]

hi right im cirrin

[next raft]

NOOO

uhm, i was on gpt 2 then now i am on gpt 4

i released it

just now

[flint yarrow]

E

[mighty remnant]

opening trivia
wuts this called

anyone know?

[undone dove]

Weird Benoni

[green jungle]

gottem

[mighty remnant]

its called... the vulture defense

[mossy comet]

bruh.

[grim edge]

i am garry kasparov....

[mossy comet]

just lost 200 elo AGAIN

[undone dove]

What’s the eval

[next raft]

actually guys this is my alt and i am magnus carlsen 🤓

[mighty remnant]

+1.6

[undone dove]

Yeah, I thought so

[grim edge]

what 😱 whats your rating magnus

[mighty remnant]

mhm....

[next raft]

infinite

[grim edge]

[mighty remnant]

it has a 55% wr for black tho

[next raft]

100, now matter how many games i lose i will never go down

[undone dove]

I would play f3 e4

[grim edge]

bro gains elo for "playing"

"we're all winners" chess league

[next raft]

wrong, i gain elo for existing

[next raft]

the 900 elo guy :

[grim edge]

how to get imag perms

[grim edge]

im 2212 fide

[mighty remnant]

that works :3

[torpid sandal]

hi everybody

[next raft]

thats the neat part you don't

[grim edge]

shit

[mighty remnant]

vulture defense :D

[next raft]

is there any opening better than scotch for 700 elo,if there is please tell me

[next raft]

mouse slip gambit

[mighty remnant]

just play scotch tbh

[grim edge]

google Garry Kasparov arrested

[mighty remnant]

i as an 1100 do not know what the scotch is

so...

[next raft]

what the

its like one of the most common openings

[mighty remnant]

i only play sicilian 💀

[next raft]

i know like 4 openings 💀

[mighty remnant]

i know 0 theory

[next raft]

queens gambit,italian game,guico piano game,4 move checkmate,scotch

[mighty remnant]

tbh i just follow opening principles and thats it

[next raft]

i would never play the 4 move one

eval bar falls off a cliff

its 7:40 am and ive been awake since 12 am

[mighty remnant]

get off your computer/phone/wutever you're using

[next raft]

not really

its not my schedule

just get off the damn computer

[next raft]

actually imma do it too

[mighty remnant]

welp..
....💊

taking en passant here is bad

[undone bridge]

why would anyone even consider dxe6 for more than half a second

[green jungle]

yes.

[mighty remnant]

i would tbh

[green jungle]

as someone who played that as black for 300+ games and in otb can confirm

[grim edge]

what.

[mighty remnant]

then cross it out

[undone bridge]

ig if they wanted a queen trade/to invoke f takes

but that's such a strong d pawn

[green jungle]

if you en passant you go from +1.5 to -0.5

but computer evaluations aside it's just a bad move positionally

[undone bridge]

lol

[green jungle]

we just took advantage of the violence and force being done by other nations and third partied them

[green jungle]

hrammar

[undone bridge]

🙈

[mighty remnant]

funi opening tbh

[green jungle]

🤫

[green jungle]

sniper 🥶

[mighty remnant]

guess the eval

[undone bridge]

nice pawns

[green jungle]

-1

[mighty remnant]

mhm....

its -0.3 lol

[green jungle]

something like kf7 and Re8, or kf7 Bg7 Rge8 would be ggs

[undone bridge]

smh engines

[green jungle]

wait bh6 is prob better

[mystic stream]

benoni ? wtf

[brisk crescent]

what's the best opening?

[fallen comet]

grob

[mystic stream]

sodium attack

JK play the ruy lopez

[brisk crescent]

i'm not a gm

[fallen comet]

play the polish opening

[brisk crescent]

why

[undone dove]

Polish isn’t bad

[fallen comet]

theres a theory against d5

[warm tartan]

When I play on chess.com my board is not flipped correctly

[boreal flower]

hikaru is bettter then magnus

[fallen comet]

nah seriously play the scotch or maybe ruy lopez they are good

[undone dove]

Ruy has a lot of theory tho

[fallen comet]

ik i can draw or even beat a gm in ruy lopez its simple

[low sable]

you should press a certain letter on your keyboard

i dont reacall which one

[undone dove]

Tell me the mainline in the Marshall Attack then

[boreal flower]

why does hikaru have more elo then magnus

[fallen comet]

i dont play this one

[undone dove]

Hikaru is better at blitz

[torpid lintel]

Look here #1040028251965358121 message

[boreal flower]

im so confused

[brisk crescent]

can't get a single answer

[fallen comet]

i like playing morphy defense or berlin defense against these

[torpid lintel]

What your rating?

[undone dove]

There is not a best opening or chess would be solved

[brisk crescent]

1408 rapid

[fallen comet]

i play exactly like fischer in ruy lopez

but ppl dont do the ruy lopez often

[restive storm]

I play ruy lopez

[torpid lintel]

So as Hi3333 said there is no best opening in chess.
So play what you want and what kind of position you want

[orchid bay]

apparently you can play chess very cringely

[brisk crescent]

what do you play?

[undone dove]

Yeah it’s called London System

[torpid hazel]

hi

guys, someone can explain me how i can connect mi chesscom account?

[undone dove]

Albert is still dead so you can’t

[torpid hazel]

i'm from colombia, my english is not the best

[regal pecan]

chess in the park?

allowed?

[torpid hazel]

oh ok

thank you

[torpid lintel]

It's depend. I play Ruy lòpez ,scotch game,English,Italian game and some more opening

[high oasis]

morphy is the OG

i like playing e6 against e4 players to annoy yall to death

[torpid hazel]

someone chess in the park?

[regal pecan]

yes, that's my question

[torpid hazel]

yes dude, wich vc?

[grim edge]

mmm !*+(#(#

[regal pecan]

uhh why not just chatting

[torpid hazel]

can you start the activity?

please

[mighty remnant]

mhm....

[regal pecan]

nope

i canti dont have permision

[torpid hazel]

me too

[grim edge]

yo

[torpid hazel]

how i get full access to the server?

[regal pecan]

bro, you cant even join an activity!

[mighty remnant]

bot is down rn

gotta wait...

;-;

[grim edge]

7 days ago i was 1535 rapid, Now im 1690, bruh how.

[mighty remnant]

good job :D

[hearty mural]

you won a lot of games I guess

[torpid hazel]

[clever lily]

Here's a question 3 months ago I was 500 now I'm 300 how?

[regal pecan]

screw this

[grim edge]

😭 So relatable

[undone dove]

Nice

[grim edge]

Ever since i had my tournament 2 days ago, Ive been winning almost every game. (not at the tournament itself) I did terribly at the tourney

[mighty remnant]

i mean there are no tactics so

[clever lily]

Is it*

[mighty remnant]

white can't remove the rook from the b file

[grim edge]

is it?

[mighty remnant]

so it probably is a draw

idk

[viscid jacinth]

Hmm

[grim edge]

Ye, black can draw with perfect play i thinkl

table base saying its losing

[restive storm]

black just gives vertical checks and the king has no cover right

[viscid jacinth]

true

[restive storm]

yeah I thought rook shuffles on the b-file and when the white king gets too close then give vertical checks

[mighty remnant]

my dum brain would have taken the pawn and allowed rh8 💀

[hearty mural]

I think I've seen that position before in one of hikaru's games

[viscid jacinth]

Why are there pieces on my arrow board?

[grim edge]

i know lucena possitions, but not this rook and pawn position\

[grim edge]

im not the best with endgames

[mighty remnant]

me with no theoretical rook endgame knowledge:

[craggy verge]

lol

[viscid jacinth]

I like cheese

[mighty remnant]

oh yeah
i know one theoretical rook endgame
rook + king vs king

[fading spruce]

What wins 2 rooks or 1 queen?

[grim edge]

yea its a draw,

[mighty remnant]

probably draw?

[hearty mural]

it's a draw

[mighty remnant]

depending on the position tho

[grim edge]

Ig i aint sleeping today lmfao

i think its a draw, but favours people with 2 rooks

[craggy verge]

Why

[mighty remnant]

pretty sure the person with the rooks just have to lock the other king up with the rooks

[craggy verge]

ur pfp is fire tho

[torpid hazel]

[grim edge]

I tried to sleep for 3 hours now,i did go to sleep at around 3am but awoke for water half an hour ago

Fml

[grim edge]

And queen has to not get pinned skewered or forked by rooks

[hearty mural]

to force the king back and ladder mate, you need to undouble your rooks though

[torpid hazel]

@regal pecan do you play on lichess?

[mighty remnant]

mhm....

then its a draw

[hearty mural]

and if the rooks aren't doubled, the queen starts giving checks until there's a fork

[craggy verge]

Fortress

[mighty remnant]

queen gets stronger with less pawns on board right

[craggy verge]

isnt it called fortress correct me if im wrong

i forgot the name of the term

[grim edge]

I just got a brilliant move and im 633 elo can someone explain in dms

[mighty remnant]

fortress is when you defend your king with your pieces and its a draw?

[hearty mural]

kind of, but fortress kind of implies you have less material but have a setup that can hold a draw

like rook and pawn vs queen can form a fortress

[mighty remnant]

ooh it can????

[craggy verge]

Why cant you have a brilliant move, every elo deserves it

[grim edge]

what is bro playingggg

[hearty mural]

this for example is drawn

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/rishilovechess Bro what cheater just sent me a friend request

[fading spruce]

Accept it 🗿

[torpid hazel]

cutting the king

[fading spruce]

Yeah that dude is just Indian Stockfish

[craggy verge]

bro my friend got misbanned

[fading spruce]

What?

[echo kestrel]

I did and now we're playing

[mighty remnant]

nvm wrong picture

[fading spruce]

Hold on I want to watch

[grim edge]

i got banned by chesscom

[craggy verge]

Yes, pretty much sure he wasnt a cheater since i clapped him many times

[grim edge]

Then unbanned later, bc i had diamond

[hearty mural]

knight pawn or center pawn is a win, rook pawn or bishop pawn is a draw

[fading spruce]

Let me see his account

[echo kestrel]

Alr yeah he's cheating

[craggy verge]

Bro i forgot his user

[mighty remnant]

not always 😭

[hearty mural]

oh right, unless the attacking king is close

[craggy verge]

I’ll send it in dm

[mighty remnant]

left is a draw, right is a win, with white to move

[fading spruce]

I am watching the game

[grim edge]

WHAT IS THIS POSITION

[mighty remnant]

weird bishop sac position?

[gusty scarab]

Hi people

daily reminder: Caro Kann is garbage

[echo kestrel]

Kk

[mighty remnant]

why is it garbage

just wondering

[grim edge]

LMFAO 1700 rapid

[craggy verge]

@fading spruce i sent you his user

cc user

[grim edge]

idk I just did game review and I saw brilliant

[hearty mural]

stockfish says right is drawn

[fading spruce]

I wish you could see my messages

[grim edge]

how do u get image perms

[gusty scarab]

It's all pawns no hope. white has many ways to back up a slight edge and a very comfortable position, unlike other openings which fight to equalise

[mighty remnant]

with white to move?

[hearty mural]

yeah

[mighty remnant]

oh oop

then i probably read something wrong

[next raft]

pawn to j9

[tidal helm]

anyone know the right order to watch blue lock

[mighty remnant]

wuts that

[fading spruce]

@echo kestrel bro has no idea why he is making the moves that he is

[digital phoenix]

football anime

[mighty remnant]

oh

[grim edge]

How did i end up here tf

[mighty remnant]

someone make chess anime pls

[digital phoenix]

there might alrdy be but idk

[mighty remnant]

oh there is???

[digital phoenix]

idk

[mighty remnant]

nd5 😭

;-;

put pressure on the pinned piece :3

[fading spruce]

@echo kestrel bro he took like 20 seconds to move the bishop to it’s only square

[echo kestrel]

Fr

95.1 accuracy

[hazy portal]

ppp rule

[fading spruce]

You should have challenged that dude to a Blitz game

[echo kestrel]

Lol I did. He didn't accept

[fading spruce]

💀

Chess cheaters are so dumb

[gilded meteor]

True will never die!

[covert flame]

I am working on a very early-stage startup to combine LLMs like ChatGPT with Stockfish engine analysis. Would anyone be willing to watch a quick video of a concept video and fill out a form? wld be much appreciated

[fading spruce]

All of his moves were best of excellent

[gilded meteor]

Who

[fading spruce]

The cheater

[mossy comet]

i just lost 200 elo again

[mighty remnant]

chat ded

[mossy comet]

how splendid!

[grim edge]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[fading spruce]

@echo kestrel that dude has over 100 friends

I think he friends everyone he plays

[tribal tide]

jo

[mighty remnant]

aw...
its ok, you'll get it back soon

[lean bolt]

I need help beating my friend he’s around 1500 and I’m 1200

[mossy comet]

also what should i usually do in the opening

[lean bolt]

Are there any tips and tricks that can help me beat him

[mossy comet]

all i know is like uhmm

defending, safe attacks

No.

[lean bolt]

He always just plays h4 and h5 and beats me

[mighty remnant]

play h5 and stop h5 :3

[fading spruce]

Oh that dude

[mossy comet]

NO.

[fading spruce]

Must be one of my students

[mossy comet]

TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO IN OPENING AND MIDDLEGAME

[lean bolt]

I’ve tried it but then he plays f3 and g4 and just beats me anyways

[mossy comet]

im 190 elo

im not learning allat

[fading spruce]

Bro you’re trolling

You can just mate him

[ashen pelican]

Set up a good position in the opening, and use tactics and strategy in the middle game, I think

[mighty remnant]

does he castle queenside

[undone dove]

Yeah

[mighty remnant]

italian = e4 london

[undone dove]

Find an opening and do puzzles

[lean bolt]

Sometimes he doesn’t even castle

[fading spruce]

Caromjann

[ashen pelican]

They may have not moved the E-pawn

[mighty remnant]

then take advantage of that

[civic ether]

Try to see what I did as black.

[lean bolt]

Idk how

[undone dove]

Indirect gettem

[mighty remnant]

attack his king

[mighty remnant]

search up attacking uncastled king

[mystic stream]

Who let him cook

[lean bolt]

Ok will do

[fading spruce]

You don’t care about the e pawn

[mighty remnant]

i hope you can beat him hehe

[lean bolt]

I will try my best

[gusty scarab]

who are we talking about?

[mossy comet]

so basically safe (kinda) attacks?

[undone bridge]

there's multiple??

[undone dove]

Well me, Willy Wonka and Indirect firmly believe the easiest line Botvinnik Caro is basically refuted, so you have to go with the Bf5 line in advance

[grim edge]

I WON LMFAO

9 more points until 1700

[mighty remnant]

....

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/82871427929

[undone dove]

There’s still a lot of good ways to play as white and a lot of theory as black

[grim edge]

Now this is gonna be spicy when i anallyse

[civic ether]

If by safe attacks you mean moves that you know for sure work, yeah. Also, sometimes you don’t need to attack all the time, good positional play is a breeding ground for solid tactics.

[mystic stream]

Who is NM elect

[fading spruce]

It means National Master elect

[undone bridge]

national master aaron elect, american player

[lean bolt]

Caro is garbage

[gusty scarab]

some 2500 chess com bullet and 2600 blitz I believe

[mighty remnant]

just play tbh

[grim edge]

wish me luck, one more game until 1700

[clever lily]

Not bad for blind

[torpid hazel]

gl

[lean bolt]

Yes

[grim edge]

Bruh my guy aborted

[civic ether]

66.6

[lean bolt]

I recommend you the Najdorf Sicilian to be precise

[mystic stream]

How do u play blind, how will u make moves?

[undone dove]

Still too theoretical

[clever lily]

By using the skin

[lean bolt]

Yes Najdorf will be just fine at that elo

[mystic stream]

Wdym

[mighty remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127671257878507570/7ryez1.gif

[undone dove]

Play a French

[lean bolt]

You’ll be crushing noobs with it

[grim edge]

playing the london anyway i leart it 3 days ago ..

[lean bolt]

Why do you want him waving the white flag?

[undone dove]

Don’t play it, it has like 10000 lines

[civic ether]

The only thing I could do in blind chess is a messed up greek gift.

[mystic stream]

I am gm

[civic ether]

[mighty remnant]

...

[lean bolt]

Yes there’s great videos on YouTube that’s how I learned it too

[undone dove]

Better than having to consume a whole book for theory or play garbage

[lean bolt]

Oh yes like if his opponents will know all 10000 lines

[undone dove]

That’s true

[fading spruce]

Bro if you play it you will never know what to do

Yes the French Defense

[south loom]

French advance is common

[undone dove]

I like open positions

[civic ether]

Improved French, where the light bishop is out.

[lean bolt]

Najdorf Sicilian is the best decision you’ll ever make

[clever lily]

I thought their queen was a pawn 💀

[undone dove]

French is more practical

[south loom]

What rating r u

[lean bolt]

Don’t listen to these bozos

[clever lily]

I mean my night *

@lean bolt

[echo kestrel]

Daang

[south loom]

Then learn French

[lean bolt]

They don’t know what it takes to be good

My first opening was the Sicilian

And I turned out excellent

[mystic stream]

Who's a bozo

[latent pebble]

Cringe

[lean bolt]

The people that disagree with me

[grim edge]

I play caro

[clever lily]

@lean bolt Huh!?

[undone dove]

[south loom]

W

[latent pebble]

quit chess

[grim edge]

NOT BECUASE OF GOTHAMCHESS BC I PUT ALL OPEINGS AGAINST e4 ON A WHEEL AND IT LANDED ON CARO

[lean bolt]

No

[undone dove]

NOT FROM LEVY

[latent pebble]

Don’t learn French and don’t learn from Gotham either

[lean bolt]

You should learn the Najdorf

[latent pebble]

Bad

[fading spruce]

Why does everyone hate the Caro-Kann in here?

[lean bolt]

Everyone is wrong

[latent pebble]

I play it because I hate myself and am not sane

[undone dove]

Like a chessable course

[latent pebble]

Dont

[grim edge]

this guy aint 1700 wtf

[fading spruce]

Vive la France!

[south loom]

Nb at 500 knows the Sicilian bro

[undone dove]

Some are

[gusty scarab]

French is a good opening but Sicilian is better

[misty sedge]

NOOO😭

[lean bolt]

You see

[latent pebble]

Just play e5

[gusty scarab]

Oh wait this is chesscom server

[lean bolt]

There’s logical people that agree with me

[latent pebble]

Stop complicating shit

[nova lichen]

Hi

[latent pebble]

Play principled chess Sicilian is not principled

[lean bolt]

Najdorf and It’s not even close

[grim edge]

caro

[south loom]

I need openings for black tbh

[misty sedge]

London is like the degenerates of all opening

[gusty scarab]

play Polish opening 1.b4

[lean bolt]

Sicilian teaches you everything about chess

[grim edge]

I leart it 3 days ago..

[mortal jacinth]

why is the server overloading again

[grim edge]

najdorf is too complicated smh

[undone dove]

Just a French

[lean bolt]

Najdorf is super easy

[latent pebble]

mid ah

[fading spruce]

Might as well play the Grünfeld at that point

[misty sedge]

scanda >>>

[lean bolt]

Great choice! Grunfeld too against d4

[nova lichen]

Sicilian is overrated in my opinion

[misty sedge]

REMOVE FRENCH

[undone dove]

No, don’t have time

[gusty scarab]

b4 >

[misty sedge]

JUST LEARN E4 BETTER THAN FRENCH

[fading spruce]

You will learn Najdorf for the rest of your life

[lean bolt]

Grunfeld is so good that levy wanted to say not to play it but then realized the win rates at low Elo prove black does so much better

[undone dove]

Nimzo/QGD >>>

[grim edge]

i barely know it im sticking with catalan tho

[gusty scarab]

Grünfeld*

[undone dove]

If you are learning Najdorf you better use it for the rest of your life

[lean bolt]

Semantics I’m not wasting my time on that

Najdorf is better objectively

[undone dove]

Grunfeld leads to crazyness

[latent pebble]

you are a waste of time

[lean bolt]

Najdorf so good i swear I would marry the Najdorf if I could

[undone dove]

Practically probably French

[fading spruce]

Not at 500 💀

[grim edge]

I like this agaisnt the Grunfeld

[lean bolt]

Cool

[grim edge]

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 d5 4. e3 Bg7 5. Qb3 e6 6. Qa3

[latent pebble]

You want to marry Miguel Najdorf?

[civic ether]

Why are people worrying about openings at sub 1000.

[undone dove]

Yea

[fading spruce]

I tried to tell you

[civic ether]

[grim edge]

1k moves in and still theory

[lean bolt]

Him too

You’re making the worst decision of your life

[grim edge]

why does Engine like french better than caro despite the bad bishop

[undone dove]

*best

[undone bridge]

Bc4!! Qxc4 Bd6

[lean bolt]

20 years later you’ll come back to this moment and just sob endlessly

[latent pebble]

quit while you’re at it

[echo kestrel]

Lol this was such an uneven random pairing

[mighty remnant]

imagine land on g6

[lean bolt]

And MVL was better

[latent pebble]

You serve no purpose playing the French no point in playing chess

[lean bolt]

C6

[civic ether]

Yeah I got someone like 300 elo lower for no reason at all.

[grim edge]

i didnt want to get 1700 like this smh

[undone dove]

Cuz Caro is just not good, but it’ll take an essay to explain why

[mighty remnant]

weird catalan?

[latent pebble]

😱 Caro

[undone bridge]

if he found all the top only moves lmao, it was brilliant prep by fabi

[undone dove]

It’s not bad

[lean bolt]

Everything is bkring

It’ll be symmetrical

[grim edge]

LES GO im 1701

[latent pebble]

I’d play immediate d5 or e6

[fading spruce]

Literally just switched to a Caro

[civic ether]

[grim edge]

if you want to beat 1d4 just play QGA

[latent pebble]

Tal refutes caro

[lean bolt]

Ok what are you playing mr fun guy

[undone dove]

I play QGD

[grim edge]

7 days ago i was 1500

[undone bridge]

what is this?

[lean bolt]

Then don’t complain about my choice

[latent pebble]

e4 c5 is french

[grim edge]

QGD is harder imo

[undone bridge]

as opposed to g3 by black?

[lean bolt]

I’ll teach you Najdorf 😈, not that garbage

[fading spruce]

Borg Defense , take it or leave it

[gusty scarab]

lmao

[gusty scarab]

please

[undone dove]

Indirect gimme your godtier prep

[lean bolt]

Look all these bozos don’t know what they’re talking about

[grim edge]

anybody 1700 or 1800

[gusty scarab]

teach me Najdorf when?

[fading spruce]

Bro it’s the Borg

[lean bolt]

I met Kasparov and he told me my Najdorf gave him flashbacks

[latent pebble]

Najdorf is refuted Sicilian is refuted

[grim edge]

I can

[latent pebble]

ok 600

[grim edge]

help with ur learning

[gusty scarab]

respectfully, whats your elo?

[lean bolt]

Ok he didn’t tell me that but I could see it in his eyes

[fading spruce]

I met Karpov and he told me he told me Gorbachev made him play the Grob against Judit Polgar

[undone dove]

Bro’s using his own weapon against him

[grim edge]

otb or?

[civic ether]

The GRoB LMFFFF—

[gusty scarab]

online blitz

[lean bolt]

I play Nd7 and Bd7, Nd7 when I want to play for win and Bd7 when I’m content with draw

[undone bridge]

grail pls what is this??

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPg1bSeJYNg&ab_channel=HangingPawns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls5I8pC26Zc&ab_channel=HangingPawns are the videso i reccomend

[grim edge]

2000

[lean bolt]

Well white can play so many different lines

[gusty scarab]

cc?

[grim edge]

ye

[lean bolt]

What specific line are you talking about

[viral epoch]

INDIRECT?!?!?

[gusty scarab]

okay, please teach me

[viral epoch]

Indirect why're you suddenly here of all places

[lean bolt]

I Can give you Giri’s course although I don’t agree with everything there

[fading spruce]

French sounds like people that eat snails

[viral epoch]

And Willy?

[lean bolt]

Remind me when I’m on pc I’m on mobile rn

I have my chessbase files there

[grim edge]

Im not a rlly good teacher, but the way i learnt it was from the vides i just sent in chat 🙂 U should check them out. They can helkp u with the ideas and stuff

[restive storm]

pov: chessable course

[lean bolt]

Jajajajaja Gotham is wrong

[undone bridge]

beggers

[undone dove]

Indirect don’t give people pirated courses HERE

[fading spruce]

You can’t play the London as black

[undone dove]

Agree, he gave me a refuted caro course

[grim edge]

Best openings for beginners is London, as black play symmetrical

[undone bridge]

bro's teacher is caruana