💬〡general-off-topic

[gray saddle]

Nijja?

[grim edge]

Get that cringe sh*t outa here

[flat kraken]

yessir 💀

[undone bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremiah-darkphantom-darkphantomninja-ninja-black-gif-20226404

[grim edge]

Yall are getting racist calm down

[gray saddle]

login your chess.com acct i guess before doing it.

[graceful lintel]

Just don't leave otb tournament

[faint rose]

i have @gray saddle

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-freddy-freddy-fazbear-fnaf-eye-brow-gif-22912746

[graceful lintel]

Hecker

Av hacker

[flat kraken]

um actually i identify as a Grumman F-14 Tomcat

[graceful lintel]

Check my pronouns

[flat kraken]

they are just like your dad, i can't find them

[gray saddle]

https://chess.com/settings/connected-accounts

[graceful lintel]

Check again 🥹

[faint rose]

thanks @gray saddle

[gray saddle]

how will you get to have him a man?

[graceful lintel]

😭

[grim edge]

Fun fact: the pronoun box in discord is actually meant for your chess rating!

[gray saddle]

you're welcome.

[grim edge]

Lmao

[undone bridge]

my pronouns are 10/74 rapid

meow meow 😺

[flat kraken]

i straight up can't find them 💀

[undone bridge]

it's better than average

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-reaction-freddy-fnaf-fnaf-memes-fnaf-meme-gif-25949380

[undone bridge]

1500? is 1500 provisional

[graceful lintel]

Me

[undone bridge]

wanna 1v1?

knvb

[strong sail]

me to

[south loom]

I’m like 870 in 10 min and 3 idk how to improve

[undone bridge]

wowzers, and what if you lose?

[small hull]

I reached 2k in puzzles

[undone bridge]

what if i don't want a gf

[wary vessel]

Ur a women?

[feral tundra]

[south loom]

I’m 1600 in puzzles ahhh is that decent

[undone bridge]

what is your puzzels rating?

bro said C:

[graceful lintel]

1v1?

[flat kraken]

only 2600 lmao

[undone bridge]

cute

[worldly rapids]

@bitter cypress you’re the product of incest

[novel moat]

I'm 3000 in puzzles

[undone bridge]

it's 🙂

[small hull]

If you dont have a premium membership then yes

[novel moat]

[rugged depot]

how to remove the event announcement role

[undone bridge]

spam mods

[wary vessel]

So people just 1v1 in chess here?

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-24143816

[graceful lintel]

U can't

[grim edge]

If youre a 600 rapid, yes

[grim edge]

we play checkers here

[rugged depot]

sad

[south loom]

I’m 870 rapid

[undone bridge]

why are you only 2600 then

[novel moat]

Yeah start doing that

[strange brook]

Freddy gets mopped in chess, just saying.

[wary vessel]

Ahhhh I see

[flat kraken]

you have friends?

[undone bridge]

checkers.com

[graceful lintel]

1v1?

[grim edge]

1000 puzzles is legitimate dogshit

[gray saddle]

do you have C4?

[undone bridge]

@tidal oriole wanna do puzzle battles?

ok

[strange brook]

Bro couldn’t avoid getting murdered by some purple dude, how is he gonna find mate in 3?

[undone bridge]

send invite

[strong sail]

ok

[grim edge]

Then u should be fine too but try getting to 2000 puzzles

[strange brook]

Refer to my previous message

[flat kraken]

drink the grimace shake

[undone dove]

💀

[strange brook]

I already did it tastes like

[wary vessel]

Anyone want an easy win in chess?

[undone bridge]

sned challenge i want a gf

[south loom]

How do I practice tactics for puzzles

[strong sail]

💀

[flat kraken]

play puzzles.

[undone bridge]

if you lose you have to buy me nitro and be my gf

[strange brook]

Me rn:☠️

[south loom]

What I do rn is play puzzles on lichess

[strong sail]

ok\

[flat kraken]

learn and understand the tactical patterns

[undone bridge]

it was autocorrect

[graceful lintel]

Uno reverse

[south loom]

I’m a little slow in the head I don’t think I can

[wary vessel]

I'm bored anyone want to play chess?

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-biten-gif-26133466

[fading spruce]

Yeah sure

[novel moat]

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

I just do courses on stepchess

[fading spruce]

WAS THAT THE BORG OF 87?!?

[undone bridge]

actually whenever i go outside i just show girls mty chess.com profile and they fall in love with me

[flat kraken]

then sucks to be suck you gotta improve if you want to well, improve at anything

[wary vessel]

Mmk dm real quick

[teal dragon]

Fax

[strong sail]

ok

[flat kraken]

the grob of '87

[graceful lintel]

ඞ

[undone bridge]

on the rare occasion that i actualyl go outside

[strange brook]

See this is why the crying child would be a terrible chess player, dude couldn’t find the best move in that situation and was put into zugzwang smh. This is exactly why I never play the Italian game.

[undone bridge]

what's a grandmaster?

isn't that some kung fu title?

[fading spruce]

Bro got Zwischenzuged

[undone bridge]

yes, they mind

[grim edge]

d4 c4 ur welcome

[graceful lintel]

Wanna play blitz?

[teal dragon]

Queefs gambit

[flat kraken]

the highest rank of mcdonalds membership

[grim edge]

win

[teal dragon]

Block what

[undone bridge]

oh yesh i am that, i get mickey dees twice a day

[graceful lintel]

1500🥹

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-20044382

[teal dragon]

😭😭

[novel moat]

I'm only 210 rating

[undone bridge]

every time i ordr 3 big macs, 4 oero mcflurries, 4 mcdoubles, a mcchikcne, and 3 fish dnaswiches

[teal dragon]

Ok ill teach you some QG

[grim edge]

literally just play d4 c4, if they take on c4 play e4 if they don’t get the bishop out and play e3

[graceful lintel]

Professor8392

[bright remnant]

i hate these stream pings

https://tenor.com/view/zkadoozh-zkad00zh-a-mimir-gif-26003212

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/nightmare-jumpscreme-fnaf-fnaf7-jumpscreme-fnaf7jumpcreme-gif-19106112

[flint fox]

Nah fr?

[strange brook]

Who blundered

[hard gyro]

Hey guys

[strange brook]

Stop playing the Italian game

[flint fox]

Show me the analysis

[strong sail]

nightmare

[undone bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-for-you-excited-gif-18634958

[strange brook]

I’m not gonna cap, I got the best pfp here.

[fading spruce]

Yo guys what do I do if someone is suicidal in my DMs?

[strange brook]

Y’all ain’t got nothing on me

[bright glade]

cap

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-21703181

[fading spruce]

Like on some serious shit

[flint fox]

My dms are open

[hard gyro]

Yesterday is gone,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
Today is a gift,
That's why we call it the Present.

[undone bridge]

do you know them well?

and do you think they're being deadass?

[fading spruce]

Nah they just asked me if I wanted to play if you scroll up and now they are saying this to me

[strong sail]

master oogway

[fading spruce]

Idk they are saying this for no reason

I just said I would play the Borg

[hard gyro]

Master Shepherd is better.

[graceful lintel]

@tidal oriole Blitz

I don't play bullet

[undone bridge]

dm me

[flat kraken]

lmao bro got walloped from the inside out

3/0 best control yes

[graceful lintel]

5 mins

[flat kraken]

disgusting menace of society ew

[flat kraken]

e4 e5 Ke7

[teal dragon]

1.d4 d5, 2. c4
If dxc4 u can:

• take centre with e4
• set a trap with e3
• play solid with Nf3

If they defend with c6 or d6, you can just develop normally Nf3, Bg5, stuff like that, usually with c6 you want to exchange off the c pawn just to be safe.

If they dont do the above such as Nf6, Bc5 they already lost

[wary vessel]

Anyone here relatively bad at chess?

[nimble niche]

im relatively bad at chess compared to gms

[teal dragon]

Thats 0.1% of QG theory

[wary vessel]

Wanna play?

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-emotional-damage-emotional-damage-gif-25817245

[nimble niche]

nah I don't play people from discord

[wary vessel]

Fair enough lol

[strong sail]

me

[wary vessel]

Are you good at chess?

[hard gyro]

Mood.

[teal dragon]

Mood

[nimble niche]

against qga, Nc3 is also a line some people prefer. e3 is not necessary only a trappy move because if e4, b5 can get a bit annoying

[undone dove]

"if they defend with c6 or d6", ah yes, moving a pawn back

[strong sail]

my technique only

[teal dragon]

3. Nc3 is a mistake, even tho its the most common move

[wary vessel]

Mmk 1v1 bro Rn imma smash you

[strong sail]

ok

[tardy oriole]

ahh

[amber saffron]

i need help with a puzzle im stuck 😐

[wary vessel]

Dm Ur user name ig

[hard gyro]

Cringe pfp

[strong sail]

ok

[nimble niche]

I've got the best pfp

[bright glade]

@tardy oriole are u that andrew tate wannabe that got clowned by chat months ago?

[hard gyro]

Real.

[tardy oriole]

yes

[teal dragon]

Sure

[undone dove]

I would love to see that

[fading spruce]

Borg Gambit

[undone dove]

Go again

[tardy oriole]

i doing this for the memes

its a dare ;_|

[undone dove]

fire move, King to c6

[undone bridge]

🗿 dawg

[strong sail]

here
https://play.chess.com/GF4YA

[nimble niche]

Knights are recorded as N because K is already for king

[hard gyro]

If you were a Chess opening, you would be Kadas opening.

[tardy oriole]

the biggest opening is ur mums hole

[wary vessel]

Gimme 10 mins imma make a sandwhich

[teal dragon]

I cant help u in live games

[undone dove]

Nah it would caro kann, absolutely garbage (I'm kidding)

[strong sail]

ok

[hard gyro]

Says the guy who stans Andre Tate.

[fluid burrow]

my unmatched perspicacity

[nimble niche]

Is this a live game?

[bright glade]

the guy used to pretend like he's the real tate

[teal dragon]

Oh

[fluid burrow]

coupled with my sheer indefatigably

[graceful lintel]

Gg

[hard gyro]

Andre Tate, I just made him Mexican.

[undone dove]

He wishes

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-lore-fnaf-memes-gif-24853990

[bright glade]

and chat called him a dumbass and stuff

[nimble niche]

Martin won't know Chigorin theory, play whatever you want

[teal dragon]

So 2. Nc6?

[hard gyro]

Serves him right.

[grim edge]

why do people meat ride tate so much lmfao

[undone dove]

Don't do my boy chuck like that

[strong sail]

ok

[fluid burrow]

guys if I’m like 400 elo, could I get to 600 in a few days ??

[teal dragon]

Or QGD Nc6

[gray saddle]

it was like throwing bombs right?

[vocal hazel]

Bruh I hung checkmate in one by a misclick 💀

[tardy oriole]

says the guy who sucks pawns for a living

[hard gyro]

They don't have anything else in life to do.

[vocal hazel]

Yes

[bright glade]

@tardy oriole

[teal dragon]

Dafuq?

[grim edge]

yeah “miss-click” more like you didn’t see it

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazbear-gif-19139008

[bright glade]

here we go again

[tardy oriole]

we have ur mum to do

[hard gyro]

PFFFT

[nimble niche]

yes it's definitely possible. take your time to not blunder free pieces and find your opponents' hanging pieces

[vocal hazel]

I’m not you 💀

[fluid burrow]

will do just that 🫡

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-24608126

[graceful lintel]

13 y/o is here

[grim edge]

u spelt Bugatti wrong in ur about me btw

[undone dove]

Just make him angry

[outer sentinel]

yo guys can you get a FIDE rating by playing an online tournament on chess.com?

[bright glade]

<@&745328830649991179> andrew tate impersonator is back after many months, is just trolling, and violating rule 5 by impersonating a famous personality

[teal dragon]

"I like andrew tate" 🤓🤓

[hard gyro]

I would say some stuff to him, but I don't want to get him banned.

[tardy oriole]

ur not even arab

[vocal hazel]

Andrew Tate is a name :/

[grim edge]

fix yo about me

[fluid burrow]

what’s the best anime on netflix rn ?

[graceful lintel]

Being annoying isn't cool

[hard gyro]

Of a horrible person, yes.

[fluid burrow]

fr?

[strong sail]

[graceful lintel]

💀😭

[outer sentinel]

ye you should solve puzzle to improve your strategy

[fluid burrow]

what’s it about ?

[gray saddle]

watch highschool dxd there

[undone dove]

🤓 actually Andrew Tate is infamous so he isn’t violating rule 5

[fluid burrow]

bruh

[tardy oriole]

say that to ur dad he might vome back lol

[grim edge]

[bright glade]

[fluid burrow]

you’re trolling me looool. I know nothing on anime

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-dab-gif-23262463

[grim edge]

fix ur about me

[teal dragon]

Tips for now is not focus on opening theory, just learn how to spot good moves, take advantage of your opponents mistakes and dont blunder pieces

[nimble niche]

if you use incog, you get more options

[tardy oriole]

bro got a incho lobg dick

[gray saddle]

just watch it!

[vocal hazel]

Why even bother hating him, if you know nothing about him your just gonna be used for content bait for the mindless drones

[grim edge]

2 nanometers and proud

[graceful lintel]

[hard gyro]

Keep impersonating. Maybe then you will get the attention you never got as a child.

[tardy oriole]

perfect , ur hired

[graceful lintel]

Ban this 12y/o

[hard gyro]

Fr.

[undone dove]

Fr

[gray saddle]

ping time?

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-24143823

[hard gyro]

Already pinged.

[strong sail]

wtf

[undone dove]

Right that does it <@&745328830649991179>

[bright glade]

<@&745328830649991179> i already pinged once

[gray saddle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[slate latch]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

bruh

[teal dragon]

@tardy oriole : 🤡🤡🤡

[hard gyro]

MODS, PLEASE

[bright glade]

mods r asleep rn

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/chica-fnaf-jumpscare-animatronic-gif-22436059

[gray saddle]

this guy is really doing it.

[fluid burrow]

guys what about kakegurui???

[undone dove]

Doofus is active?

[gray saddle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[bright glade]

im kidding, but they are clearly sleeping

[grim edge]

Guys stop spamming pinging mods just wait

[hard gyro]

<@&745328830649991179> Mods, please.

[teal dragon]

Mods do the job youre being payed for

[undone dove]

Ah

[raw frigate]

LMAO

[gray saddle]

ahh yes its good, different gambling tactics

[undone dove]

Paid in free premium

[fresh wind]

we're not being paid

[grim edge]

we don’t need 10 pings just be patient

[bright glade]

i pinged them once before this even started..

[strong sail]

https://tenor.com/view/susto-fnaf-gif-21057159

[hard gyro]

But they are paid nothing 😭

[bright glade]

hello rinqed glad ur here

[hard gyro]

👍

[vocal hazel]

Andrew fanboy 💀💀

[graceful lintel]

5 y/o with unrestricted internet

[raw frigate]

"I aint paid enough to do this shit" energy 💀

[fresh wind]

change your name, that's hardly appropriate

[teal dragon]

😭

[normal hatch]

Sadge

[vocal hazel]

Why even bother being a mod

Just a lot of work

[undone dove]

The purge has begun

[normal hatch]

That diamond membership goes hard

[bright glade]

wants to help community

[fluid burrow]

L

[raw frigate]

kull

[bright glade]

rinqed is a titled player so lol

[teal dragon]

Kull

[fresh wind]

goodbye then

[vocal hazel]

What community? If you really wanna help you could do something else

[bright glade]

he already has diamond

[vocal hazel]

Mods should get paid like any job

[bright glade]

they're volunteers

[fresh wind]

get outta here

[fluid burrow]

What’s the incentive to do it if you aren’t paid ???😂

[hard gyro]

With his crazy trolls can get, I agree lmao.

[bright glade]

how would you even pay a discord mod?

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[hard gyro]

Idk, PayPal, GPay.

[steep isle]

am I trusted yet? am I trusted?? LETS SEEE

NOOOOOOOOO 😭😭

[teal dragon]

No

[grim edge]

lol

[vocal hazel]

Why volunteer as a mod when you could volunteer with som irl

[upbeat viper]

hi chat ❤️

[placid stone]

get gud

[hard gyro]

Hi Bast.

[bright glade]

..no
how would you consider the amount? the hours worked?

[placid stone]

hi albert

[grim edge]

hi

[upbeat viper]

@fluid burrow no gender/sexuality question

[teal dragon]

Irl?? 🤢🤢

[gray saddle]

arab got banned?

[fresh wind]

yes

[undone dove]

Rinqed did it

[placid stone]

w

[bright glade]

w

[hard gyro]

w

[gray saddle]

ok ok

[normal hatch]

Sexuality tierlist!

[teal dragon]

S tier gay

[gray saddle]

ayo Bast.

[vocal hazel]

I identify as a human

[teal dragon]

Id hope so

[vocal hazel]

Castling is mid Ngl

[placid stone]

imagine being human , cringe

[teal dragon]

Who the nerd with pi name 💀💀

[placid stone]

u play d4 shut

[vocal hazel]

Agree

[undone dove]

Shut

[upbeat viper]

let's not start a debate about that

please

[hard gyro]

Ok, guess that statement isn't allowed.

[normal hatch]

Mild Hate speech

[hard gyro]

Alright, sorry Bast.

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/skipper-classified-madagascar-madagascar-skipper-and-classified-gif-24286083

[fading spruce]

What are we debating about?

[gray saddle]

what was deleted?

[upbeat viper]

shush

[gray saddle]

oh i see

[vocal hazel]

I’ll stop

[upbeat viper]

let's chess instead

[normal hatch]

Internet ruined this

[undone dove]

The purge

[hard gyro]

Yeah, apologies.

[teal dragon]

I would smash

[bright glade]

1. e4 wyd

[placid stone]

new topic , how much does bast weigh

[normal hatch]

Ofc you would

[fading spruce]

Here’s why the Borg Gambit is the greatest opening for Black

[gray saddle]

g2?

[teal dragon]

Doesnt move the pawn💀💀

[placid stone]

so are u

[bright glade]

how tf did u move my pawn bro

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[hard gyro]

[gray saddle]

oh my bad ahahahaha i mean g7

[teal dragon]

W lets gooo

[hard gyro]

You ain't even moving it, it's on g7 by default 😭😭

[teal dragon]

Thats the way it goes

[wary vessel]

@strong sail I'm back you wanna play?

[gray saddle]

g6

[teal dragon]

Hi back

[placid stone]

[undone dove]

Modern is a

[hard gyro]

Do you mean e5?

[placid stone]

[normal hatch]

Strong

[placid stone]

damn u stronger than me too

[hard gyro]

Let's say you played e5 instead of that horrible excuse of a move.

White replies with Nf3, what do you do?

[placid stone]

resign

[teal dragon]

Nf6

Woah go you

[placid stone]

damn why are u so good

[teal dragon]

2600 fide

[hard gyro]

Lemme check the analysis, and oh! White plays Nc3 and you resigning is forced before you play Nc6 like a scrub. Gg

[placid stone]

2600

[normal hatch]

Wasnt it 2500

[nimble niche]

It's in pinned messages

[teal dragon]

Resign aint no way i play 4 knights ever

[placid stone]

at this rate , ull get it by next week dw

[nimble niche]

Yes 2500 fide and 3 gm norms

[hard gyro]

Gg

[nimble niche]

It translates to around 2800 chess.com, right?

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[placid stone]

well , 2600 otb , not on chess.com

[nimble niche]

It's 2500 fide. Fide is over the board rating

[nimble niche]

It's 2500 and 3 gm norms

[placid stone]

oh-

[fallen storm]

why does stockfish 16's documentation have grob as the example? 💀

[nimble niche]

Gm norms require 2600 perf though

[placid stone]

why not

[fallen storm]

why yes

[gritty cliff]

OG

[hard gyro]

Nah

[gritty cliff]

OG

OZ

[placid stone]

i am glad u understand

[gritty cliff]

UM ORGUY

[fallen storm]

um geography

[gritty cliff]

no

[upbeat viper]

@gritty cliff chill

[fallen storm]

um stopcapsography

[placid stone]

historiography whats the point

[nimble niche]

po- nvm

[gritty cliff]

yes sir

[fallen storm]

oh nej

why does stockfish like grob so much 💀

[gritty cliff]

Thanks

[fallen storm]

wait that's the fool's mate im stoobid

[nimble niche]

fr why not wayward queen?

[hard gyro]

Yes.

[hard gyro]

Why not Kadas?

[alpine haven]

Why not London

[sharp turtle]

I was calculating a sacrifice that I wasn’t too sure of, but I was using too much time and my opponent offered me draw so I took it. But my analysis was indeed correct and it was a brilliant sac that I couldn’t calculate on time lol

[gusty scarab]

hi!

[nimble niche]

There's a guy in the otb tournament who keeps going to the toilet every round and when my brother went in there, he heard nothing until that guy pressed the flush and came out @undone dove

[fallen storm]

stockfish 16 really thinks that d4 is the best move for white and g6 is the best response

[gusty scarab]

wtf

[fallen storm]

why do you guys all play your stoobid openings

the game is solved

d4 g6

[gusty scarab]

Caro Kann is garbage

[nimble niche]

yeah 1.a4 1-0

[fallen storm]

absolutely

[nimble niche]

finally someone gets it

[balmy rampart]

3€ for eiffel coin

worth every penny

[undone dove]

Oh dear

[nimble niche]

My friend lost to that guy but I haven't played him yet

[marsh bane]

i'm to good i need someone whos Good to play me

[undone dove]

I will agree for the first time in my life

[nimble niche]

That guy is on 3/4 I think, or maybe he's on 2/4

[undone dove]

Gl

[nimble niche]

He lost to top seed because he didn't go toilet for half an hour

That guy is a blatant bullet cheater on chess.com as well

[undone dove]

Is there a way for arbiter to check?

[nimble niche]

I don't want to say anything to the arbiters because I don't think there'd be enough evidence that he cheated but it is pretty suspicious, especially considering that he's an online cheater as well

[undone dove]

Hmm

[nimble niche]

Check what? The cubicle every time he goes there?

[undone dove]

Yes 💀

[fallen storm]

it was not g6, it was Nf6

[nimble niche]

Funnily he only eats one container of cup noodles per day at the tournament

[fading spruce]

Hans would never do such a thing

[nimble niche]

Going to the toilet 4 times per day during the tournament when he only eats one cup of noodles

[merry gust]

who cheated?

[undone dove]

How did they catch the GM that cheated then

[undone dove]

A guy in Wayward’s tourney

[nimble niche]

They have tough anticheat security there

[fading spruce]

Your wife

[undone dove]

Oh yeah, this is Sydney after all

[nimble niche]

I'm not 100% sure that he cheats but I doubt that he's playing legit

[bright glade]

what does that mean

u just said he cheats twice

that u think he do

[undone dove]

Just tell the arbiters your suspicions

[nimble niche]

If I told the arbiters but they don't get enough evidence, I will seem dumb

[merry gust]

very funny haha

😐

[nimble niche]

I would seem dumb if the arbiters can't get enough evidence that he cheats

[undone dove]

Tell your friend to go to the toilet when he goes

[nimble niche]

I always make sure to go pre game so nobody accuses me of cheating

[undone dove]

That’s smart

[fading spruce]

I always make sure to take at least 3 bathroom breaks pure game to look at my engine

[grim edge]

just go to the toilet about 20 times during matches

[merry gust]

if I do that what will happen?????

[old thistle]

Just go to the toilet after every move

[grim edge]

people will think ur cheating

[fading spruce]

Nothing

[teal dragon]

Only draws in WWCC

[grim edge]

or play while shitting

[old thistle]

I have a feeling arbiter will not like it

[merry gust]

can u be like I have diabetes type 1 so I can’t stop peeing

[fading spruce]

What you go to the bathroom to wash your hands after every move touching those filthy pieces

[grim edge]

who gon stop you?

[supple linden]

Hi

[old thistle]

People will get suspicious. Doesn't mean it is not allowed

[grim edge]

[nimble niche]

@old thistle thoughts on this? he's a bullet cheater on chess.com as well

[merry gust]

like uhm give them a paper ( doctor signed) that proves u that you have diabetes type 1???

[fading spruce]

How do you cheat in Bullet?

[nimble niche]

easy, download a chrome extension that plays for you

[grim edge]

bot

[old thistle]

Tell arbiter maybe about this?

[fading spruce]

Those exist?!?

[pastel plover]

I'm tryna sleep gn

[grim edge]

bruh wut

[old thistle]

Not sure if there is anything they can do

[merry gust]

dude wtf 💀

[fading spruce]

Facts

[pastel plover]

My faulth dawg

[fading spruce]

Nah you right though

[old thistle]

Exactly

[nimble niche]

If I tell an arbiter and they don't find enough evidence, wouldn't I seem stupid? I'm currently the outright leader on 4/4 and he's on 3/4 so I might not have to play him

[grim edge]

do u want to get banned?

[merry gust]

same dude

[fading spruce]

Nah I want to win

[vivid raft]

I just made brilliant sacrifice

[nimble niche]

my brother's weak

[grim edge]

then get banned

[bright glade]

cant have both

[fading spruce]

No, I don’t think I will

[grim edge]

does he have any friends?

[merry gust]

u got a friend who’s atleast blue red belt

[nimble niche]

probably not ngl

[old thistle]

You just want to have a fair tournament for everyone

[fading spruce]

You reported me to the authorities

[nimble niche]

and get permanently banned from the tournament?

[old thistle]

@grim edge Do not joke about violence

[grim edge]

😒

[bright glade]

cope

[merry gust]

cope

[fading spruce]

Yeah you went ahead and snitched like 6ix9ine so that way you didn’t get smoked in Rapid

That’s okay though

[grim edge]

catch u on the e4 block (i run e4)

[fading spruce]

I run g4 homie

East side

[bright glade]

what?

what do those two things have in common

[tardy leaf]

Hello

[fading spruce]

You’re a snitch like 6ix9ine

[tardy leaf]

How is the bot still down after a day and a half

[bright glade]

ok but that comment about rapid?

[fading spruce]

We were in a rapid game when you reported me to the authorities

[bright glade]

i dont care what you think i am, as far as im concerned, you're just another troll

[bright glade]

when did we play

[fading spruce]

Yeah definitely

As far as I am concerned you’re just a trash snitch like most people nowadays

Can’t take nothing

[bright glade]

keep coping

[merry gust]

ayo dude why are u always in fights

[fading spruce]

You had to cope with losing so you called the mods

[bright glade]

people dislike the fact that im decent

[merry gust]

[fading spruce]

Yeah definitely

[bright glade]

so trolls just come at me like this fella

[fading spruce]

Decent by getting people muted

[bright glade]

were they decent people? answer that

[merry gust]

calm down

nice, you new?

[fading spruce]

Bro said calm down

[bright glade]

if you have a problem with mods take it up with them, not me

you dont understand who you're talking to, im just a server member, not a mod

[merry gust]

alright now get pawn checkmate

[fading spruce]

I don’t have a problem with the mods

[bright glade]

i dont have a say in who gets muted and who doesnt

[fading spruce]

You called the mods sucka

[bright glade]

im simply here to get rid of the filth in chat

[fading spruce]

It was all you

[bright glade]

cope

[fading spruce]

Bro you’re trash

[merry gust]

nice, I think you’ll improve and get good

[bright glade]

what are you gonna do about it?

[fading spruce]

I was putting you in the dumpster where you belong that’s why you tried to get me banned

[merry gust]

scholarsmate??

[fading spruce]

Because I was winning and you wanted to get a way out

[bright glade]

whats your username? when did we play?

[merry gust]

smh

[fading spruce]

So you @‘d the mods

[bright glade]

your story isnt making sense

[fading spruce]

Yesterday buddy

[bright glade]

i was losing to you on chess.com.. so i pinged server mods? huh?

[merry gust]

ohh u mean uhh I forgo

Quickest checkmate on the board so far rn

[drifting breach]

4 move #

[fading spruce]

That’s because you have Pakistan’s average winter temperature as your IQ

[bright glade]

you're armstrong?

[merry gust]

[drifting breach]

theres also foolsmate

[bright glade]

@fading spruce i fail to see how you were "smoking" me

[drifting breach]

actually when is the midgame?

[merry gust]

yes, only if ur opponent is dumb

[fading spruce]

Alright buddy that’s why you went ahead and got me muted so we couldn’t keep playing

[nimble niche]

I mean I have the Siberian winter average temp as my iq so I can't say anything

[merry gust]

yeah it is a rare one

[drifting breach]

-50 iq holy shit

[bright glade]

you're making up excuses now, what did your discord account have to do with your ches.com account?

[fading spruce]

That’s okay because you have an Australian accent

[bright glade]

also you called me some weird shit you dumbass

[fading spruce]

He has a Pakistani accent which sucks

[merry gust]

oh actually u need ur opponent to be dumb

[teal dragon]

💀

[drifting breach]

like 400-300 lichess

[nimble niche]

I don't speak with much of an aussie accent naturally although I can do it if I wanted to

[merry gust]

shut your Belgian ass up

I’ve had enoguh with ur shit

[fading spruce]

Obviously I am not going to keep playing with you on Discord when you are calling mods in the middle of our game I wasn’t even supposed to be playing with

[teal dragon]

Shush kids

[fading spruce]

You joined in my game I was supposed to be teaching someone else for

[bright glade]

so you weren't smoking me? and you called me a child molester for no reason?

[merry gust]

ambatublou

wow nice, scholars mate??

[undone dove]

Same, I have a Chinese accent, but it is slight

[undone dove]

Racist

[nimble niche]

did someone say my name?

[merry gust]

yt

go do it

[merry gust]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[narrow orchid]

Idk whether to play chess or not. u decide

[teal dragon]

I wouldnt say that around here

[merry gust]

*dont.

[narrow orchid]

Nevermind

[grim edge]

ew

[undone dove]

Don’t say that here lmao

[merry gust]

nah wee wont make fun of u unless

[grim edge]

hi chat

[merry gust]

idk

[fervent tundra]

I'm invested

Unless?

[teal dragon]

London is too good for the brainpower required

[merry gust]

Ah hah I will play more London system

[bright glade]

e4 nf3

[twin moon]

I really wanna do the “premove gambit” against it by premoving e4 after d4 if they premove the bishop

[grim edge]

learn the ponziani @grim edge

[bright glade]

@iron spade why r u still here

[grim edge]

italian

1. e4 .. e5
2. Nf3 .. Nc6
3. c3

that's the ponziani

[undone dove]

Which?

[grim edge]

🧢

[merry gust]

maybe

[grim edge]

let's play

[merry gust]

what is the most annoying chess opening someone can play

[grim edge]

who availble

i beat you

give me the most strongest player here let's play chest

[merry gust]

bruh this guy

[grim edge]

haha

[merry gust]

Elo?

[grim edge]

g

[teal dragon]

Queefs gambit

[storm fog]

hellow ppl

[grim edge]

chest

[graceful lintel]

Hi hru

[grim edge]

yeah

[drifting rover]

Yolo

[grim edge]

chest.

[graceful lintel]

Chest

[grim edge]

g

create vc

[drifting rover]

Chest

[drifting breach]

how at 373?

think move 3 second, boom, 500

[graceful lintel]

Chest

[drifting rover]

Cheeks

[graceful lintel]

Cheeks

Stonks 📈

[sharp galleon]

when you’re 373 you suck

that’s why

[drifting breach]

cheeks?

[drifting rover]

Fr

[graceful lintel]

"What do you think who u r"

"u r not a 2700"

[drifting breach]

just dont blunder

[fading spruce]

Free East Turkestan

[drifting breach]

easy win

[graceful lintel]

[sharp galleon]

that’s kinda sudden

[fading spruce]

Free Tibet

[drifting rover]

Bro thinks he's Elizabeth harmon

[drifting breach]

⛔

✅

[sharp galleon]

Neva

[undone dove]

Politics mods gettem

[fading spruce]

Free Hong Kong

[undone dove]

No

[graceful lintel]

Learn scotch

[sharp galleon]

Neva x2

[drifting rover]

Beth harmon

[drifting breach]

aint no way, youre gm undercover

[undone dove]

No

[fading spruce]

The Chinese Communist Party will never get me for I am in a free nation

[drifting rover]

Play scotch gambit

[undone dove]

Which is?

[undone dove]

Mods aren’t part of the party

[drifting breach]

my ccpp will get you

[sharp galleon]

Sweet home Alabama~

[glass carbon]

I aint gonna lie this is probably one of my coolest checkmates ever

[twin moon]

My family is from Alabama thank you very much, it’s a sweet home indeed

[undone dove]

It isn’t

[drifting breach]

that is cool wtf

[glass carbon]

ikr

[sharp galleon]

good for you

[drifting breach]

i missed a mate yesterday bc well, it was mate in 12

[fading spruce]

Why did you have to specify his race

[drifting breach]

and i am just 1200, cant see mate in 12 lol(wasnt even series of forced moves, and it was blitz)

[grim edge]

ew

[graceful lintel]

[sharp galleon]

London is really good though

[twin moon]

I feel like even at the Gm level it’s hard to see that unless it’s just a really easy series of moves like king and rook vs king or smth like that

[sharp galleon]

you win psychologically on move 2

[storm fog]

good good wby

[heady blaze]

true

[twin moon]

What about the dutch?

[graceful lintel]

Nice
I'm fine

[undone dove]

I’ll tell Indirect to refute it

[sharp galleon]

Dutch is bad if white knows what he is doing

[fading spruce]

Staunton Gambit

[twin moon]

Plenty of GM’s over the years have played the Dutch

[storm fog]

yeah for white london is best for everyone who knows the tactics and caro kaann is the best for black if he plays d5

[fading spruce]

That’s what white should be doing

[twin moon]

From Paul morphy to Hikaru

[storm fog]

cool so wyd rn

[glass carbon]

Bro my oponent lost a knight in early game and instantly resigned 😭

[fading spruce]

Nah bro just let the untitled cook

[twin moon]

I personally prefer the bird even if they are almost the same thing (the bird is just a tempo up and doesn’t have the stonewall variation exactly)

[graceful lintel]

U r not a gm

[storm fog]

what was his elo ?

[twin moon]

I’m making the point that if the opening was just bad, it wouldn’t be played by many people at the master level 💀

[drifting breach]

no it was a weird midgame position, but stockfish being stockfish

[sharp galleon]

it isn’t popular at all at the higher level

[twin moon]

Fair enough

[sharp galleon]

If white plays the Raphael then black can get into a lot of trouble

[fading spruce]

Anish plays it

[twin moon]

Yea

[sharp galleon]

somebody playing it once doesn’t mean they mainly play it

[undone dove]

@fading spruce why you keep spamming Chinese flag

[drifting breach]

theyre 13

[gusty scarab]

Let's have a serious discussion on how Caro Kann is garbage

[sharp galleon]

huh

[graceful lintel]

📈

[fading spruce]

@gusty scarab stop wonking your Willy

[drifting breach]

ill willy your wonk

[fading spruce]

You’re probably a teenager

[gusty scarab]

ok 600

[fading spruce]

I have beaten actual NMs before

[dense cloud]

No

[drifting breach]

18 so yeah just the edge

[graceful lintel]

Nah caro kann is good Ive drew Martin with it

[gusty scarab]

lmao ok 200

[fading spruce]

Alright well I am 19

[gusty scarab]

Must be a lucky game

[fading spruce]

Lmao what a great rebuttal

[undone dove]

Firstly, in the Advance, the Botvinnik Caro is REFUTED, or at least the position for white is much better than black

[glass carbon]

why tf does everyone i go against play italian

[fading spruce]

Let’s talk about how bad the Caro is now Levy pfp

[drifting breach]

not believable, if you're gonna lie make it believable

[mossy vector]

Yooo

[graceful lintel]

[twin moon]

I would play the Italian if i didn’t play the bird already (and wanted to play e4)

[fading spruce]

Alright 2005

[drifting breach]

freelo

[twin moon]

It’s just a common easy and aggressive opening

[drifting breach]

fr i am 2005 elo

[undone dove]

Secondly, the mainline Bf5 gives white too many chances and different lines, including the Tal

[graceful lintel]

Stonks 📈

[undone dove]

luck

[fading spruce]

Perfect I am 2004 FIDE

[void sluice]

someone who playes london is not a pro

pro always plays the bongcloud

[drifting breach]

skill issue

[graceful lintel]

📈

[undone dove]

Leagues are just who are sweating

[gusty scarab]

much better for black?

[undone dove]

For white

[gusty scarab]

wdym

[gusty scarab]

yup

Caro Kann is just a worse french

[fading spruce]

French is just a worse Van Krujis

[undone dove]

I mean Levy’s course just doesn’t touch on Indirect’s utter refutation

[void sluice]

We all know the game starts with e4 and e5

[sharp galleon]

chat is comparing openings that can’t be compared for the 839401837th time

[void sluice]

all else is just a blunder

[fading spruce]

Just like old times

You are either playing an open game or none at all

[void sluice]

and queens pawn opening sucks

[undone dove]

Disagree

Long live the Catalan and my 92% winrate in it

[void sluice]

you will never reach 2000

[drifting breach]

super react is stupid

[gusty scarab]

exactly

[void sluice]

until you use e4 e5

[lament jacinth]

Queens pawn is gross

[undone dove]

You’re not 2000

[void sluice]

I was 2000
till I got banne

[drifting breach]

noob got bann

[undone dove]

Average 600 cheating

[gusty scarab]

stoopid cheater

[void sluice]

In actuality I hang piece in every 1 in 3 games

[undone bridge]

and now you can't do a 2900 rated puzzle in a rush sadge

[fading spruce]

I was 3000 until I played Hikaru on stream and got banned

[grim edge]

did u get a second chance account or nah

[void sluice]

I used alts to cheat

and the main is my second chance

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> ban this mfer

[fading spruce]

Ayo chill

[lament jacinth]

Get baited

[scenic whale]

lol cant get back to 2000 after being at 2000

[fading spruce]

Why do you have no chill at all

[void sluice]

I already got perm from the mod

[undone bridge]

emm effer

[void sluice]

lolololo
blunder of my life

[gusty scarab]

Oh I can't send images

[next raft]

damn not cool bro

[undone bridge]

because you have gotham pfp

[void sluice]

true

[fading spruce]

Stuck in purgatory of pink name

[undone bridge]

if you change it mods will let you send pics

[next raft]

bot is down?

[lament jacinth]

Hikaru >> gotham chess

[next raft]

i agree

[fading spruce]

Agadmator>Everyone else lmao

[next raft]

top chess > earth

[grim edge]

hey guys!

[gusty scarab]

the application did not respond when I said /connect

[undone dove]

Oh ya

[next raft]

no way nick eh 15

[grim edge]

the real nick eh 30 😱😱😱😱😱

[fading spruce]

Damn son it’s a master

[gusty scarab]

isn't he just a 2200 who spits engine lines while reviewing games

[grim edge]

yeah🆒

[fading spruce]

Nah he’s fire stop hating

[next raft]

top chess is the best

[grim edge]

yeah

[gusty scarab]

why does application doesn't respond for /trust

[void sluice]

Why everyone is master here

[halcyon glade]

Humans in the future

[void sluice]

just let me go to 700

[fading spruce]

In reality though Eric Rosen is probably my favourite

[fading spruce]

Bots dead

[void sluice]

600 rated is too good already

[undone dove]

Bot is broken

[undone bridge]

eric rosen is cool, he's very chill

[gusty scarab]

oh no my elo

[fading spruce]

We are stuck with pink names

[undone bridge]

sadge

[grim edge]

yeah

[next raft]

im near that rating

[undone bridge]

pink is a nice color tho

[gusty scarab]

how do I share images now? sadge

[grim edge]

Never back down! Never give up!

[next raft]

im gonna reach it this week maybe

[fading spruce]

Play the Caro

[undone dove]

Ded meme

[gusty scarab]

oh wait this is the 12 year old who was arguing in levy's server and got banned LMAO

[void sluice]

even if I lose a queen?

[glass carbon]

i think my oponent rn went afk

[fading spruce]

Wait what?

[glass carbon]

fr fr

[next raft]

i didn't get banned, can you stop asssuming?

[grim edge]

yeah

[fading spruce]

Backstory

[grim edge]

i’ve won down a queen numerous times

[void sluice]

true

[fading spruce]

Lore??????

[gusty scarab]

you got timeout tho

[next raft]

you are like born brainless can't even see if i am banned or not

[void sluice]

I drew a game with 23 or whatever point of material down

[undone bridge]

englund gambit queen sac line, baybee

[void sluice]

it was a stalemate lol

[mossy vector]

Oh

[daring oyster]

what are yall talking about ;-;

[grim edge]

Mods ban him

[next raft]

no lmfao,i don't sit infront of my computer the entire day i went to workout

[warm tartan]

hello everbody who you all doing?

[mossy vector]

Nothing

[warm tartan]

how

[grim edge]

who am i doing?

[gusty scarab]

why?

[grim edge]

its a joke

[undone bridge]

i won this

[mossy vector]

I'm lying

[gusty scarab]

engineer told me ur timeout weird

[teal dragon]

Mods give him the grimace shake

[warm tartan]

why?

[twin moon]

How am i playing better at 4 AM than I have this entire week with full nights of sleep

[mossy vector]

I'm coping several notes

[fading spruce]

A fate worse than death

[grim edge]

Mods ban him from customs

[undone bridge]

mods time him out for 30,000

[teal dragon]

Mods carpet bomb his street

[gusty scarab]

7 is the max limit unfortunately

[undone bridge]

GTAB

[grim edge]

when it’s 3 minutes to 7 minutes 🥳

[gusty scarab]

[mossy vector]

Do someone play minecraft

[mossy vector]

Oh

[gusty scarab]

[mossy vector]

[scenic whale]

[gusty scarab]

[mossy vector]

Haha what the hell

[undone bridge]

dzayum grirl

[nimble niche]

I've been timed out for 14 days before

[drifting breach]

premoved an entire endgame

[grim edge]

Relatable

[drifting breach]

was at 0,9s

no bonus time

[mossy vector]

[teal dragon]

NEVER BACK DOWN
NEVER GIVE UP

[gusty scarab]

weird, must have played some dogwater opening like caro kann to achieve such a punishment

[next raft]

he is blind

[regal bay]

I WAS SO LUCKY

[grim edge]

GUYS! Please be family friendly or else I will have to ban you.

[mossy vector]

What

[next raft]

you got timedout*

[undone bridge]

bro has levy pfp and hates caro

[gusty scarab]

ur just a new comer

[nimble niche]

I was raiding my friend's server but he was maintaining the no ban policy

[teal dragon]

DID YOU JUST CUSS IN MY CHAT?

[mossy vector]

Haha

[gusty scarab]

there is a story behind the pfp

[mossy vector]

Yeah

[regal bay]

lmao

[gusty scarab]

ohh

[void sluice]

are you still mastering wayward queen?

[fading spruce]

You are Levy

[void sluice]

it is so easy
e4 e5 qh5 g6 done

[grim edge]

I love caro

[gusty scarab]

No I am not lmao

[fading spruce]

It can never truly be mastered because there is nothing to master

[gusty scarab]

Caro Kann is garbage

[next raft]

scotch better 🤓

[void sluice]

true

[grim edge]

that is why i love it

[undone bridge]

bro is comparing white and black openings

[nimble niche]

[void sluice]

similarly to queens pawn, caro sucks

[gusty scarab]

you must be a 600 for playing garbage openings

[void sluice]

lol

[grim edge]

i didnt say i play it

[void sluice]

e4 e5 qh5 g6 or scholar go brrrrr

[fading spruce]

Why play the Caro when you could play Goldsmith Defense

[grim edge]

whats ur elo?

[gusty scarab]

ohh, then ur good with 2700 rapid

[next raft]

yes i did

[stable jungle]

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[gusty scarab]

-π

[vernal musk]

Hey chat!!

[next raft]

and ill do it again

[void sluice]

and you have pawn to e3?

[vernal musk]

Long time I haven't been here

[void sluice]

what abomination is this?

half kings pawn opening?

[next raft]

yes

[grim edge]

?

[vernal musk]

Whats changed in this server??

[void sluice]

wtf does that move do

[gusty scarab]

-π

[next raft]

kings pawn stopped downloading at 50%

[grim edge]

what is that?

[next raft]

ok minus pie

[gusty scarab]

-3.14159

[scenic whale]

-3.14 that stuff

[grim edge]

bruh

[nimble niche]

still as degenerate as before

[next raft]

22/7 better

[sharp galleon]

it is actually -3.141592653589793238462643383

[regal bay]

these people don't know i survived with 00:00.1 timer