💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

if stockfish is there, then why does humans still play chess?

[mossy comet]

but i can post in #💬〡trusted-off-topic right?

[teal dragon]

Im from UK 🇩🇴

[mossy comet]

where is unstocked fish

[fiery linden]

That’s not the UK flag headass

[fading spruce]

That’s why I just play with Stockfish

[floral patrol]

YEAH YOU MISTAKED OUR FLAGS FOR THE LAST TIME. WE'RE NOT CZECH. WE'RE FREAKING CHILE

[grim edge]

i played once. the early game did not seem intimidating, but then i lost lol

[fading spruce]

I am speak French 🇧🇪

[raw frigate]

Osu better

[floral patrol]

🇨🇱 THIS IS CHILE. YOU TYPE flag_cl NOT flag_ch

[teal dragon]

Why u put german flag tho!

[mossy comet]

I make good stuff on geeomrtry dahs

[keen parrot]

fr (song is ass though)

[fading spruce]

1v1 my Asian homie on OSU

[fiery linden]

I speak English 🇺🇬

[mossy comet]

Dude thats netherlands

[fading spruce]

Bro it’s Luxembourg

[thick kernel]

No role gang

[raw frigate]

💀💀

[grim edge]

I mean, stockfish or even magnus'es moves doesn't look intimidating for some reason. They might be overwhelming for me if there is time constraints. I will still lose against them though

[fading spruce]

Uganda

[floral patrol]

nah that's the mongolian empire

[fiery linden]

Do you know da wae

[keen parrot]

i am mapping osu now

[raw frigate]

This u?

[keen parrot]

goodbye children

[fading spruce]

2017 memories

[mossy comet]

ok ima keep work on me levil

[fading spruce]

EDP445

[fiery linden]

exd4 is that chess related enough?

[keen parrot]

yes

[mossy comet]

Goobye

[fiery linden]

Good meme year

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-gif-25615015

[thick kernel]

[grim edge]

he sacrificed THE ROOK

[steel depot]

it's Belgium.

[raw frigate]

No role mf

[teal dragon]

Nuh uh

[thick kernel]

Lolll

that’s me bru 4 minutes out of my mommas womb

[fading spruce]

I wish I had no role

[raw frigate]

“Lol” 🤓

[fiery linden]

Send your best memes to my dms I’m bored

[thick kernel]

what else u want me to say Bru “thank you for your brief attention sir”

[fiery linden]

I don’t have any socials anymore so I just get musty discord memes

Thank you 🥰

[raw frigate]

<@&745328830649991179> this user has no roles, bot down or what

[thick kernel]

bro

[fading spruce]

The bot has been down

[floral patrol]

im gonna go eat 23 underinflated nba crossovered m&ms bye

[thick kernel]

Just keep it like this

[fiery linden]

What’re friends

[raw frigate]

💀

[thick kernel]

I don’t mind

[obtuse harbor]

yea albert has been down for a while

[fading spruce]

Certified chess moment

[raw frigate]

[jagged crescent]

hello

[teal dragon]

Alice is everywhere i cant escape it

[fading spruce]

EDP445

[keen parrot]

STOP PLAYING GENSHIN IMPACT

[jagged crescent]

I got 100% accuracy on a chess game. will chess.com ban my acct?

[thick kernel]

[teal dragon]

Do something about it

[jagged crescent]

they wont?

[fiery linden]

I use text and recycle memes I have or use memes I find on discord. No insta or TikTok is bliss. Deleted snap too cause f it

[floral patrol]

THAT GAME DIED LONG AGO HOW-

[keen parrot]

ill call 911 ig

[acoustic skiff]

jus stop playing genshin

[keen parrot]

?? dont think it did bud

[grim edge]

lol

[teal dragon]

Dang everyone mad 🤭🤭🤭

[floral patrol]

no, like, i never heard of it in the past year until now

[grim edge]

Man I'm gonna need some popcorn

[fiery linden]

Ayo I’m the ceo of chess rizz here’s proof https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/14jhoz8/holy_hell_ive_been_caught/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1

Absolute chad

I deleted Reddit but my accounts still up

[teal dragon]

Reddit 💀

[fiery linden]

r/anarchychess is all I visit when I’ve popped on

[fallen wadi]

Blunder

[fiery linden]

Twitter is a joke now tbh

[fading spruce]

Now?!?

[steel depot]

🇧🇪 Belgium.
🇩🇪 Deutschland.

[fading spruce]

Wdym now

[teal dragon]

Wrogn

[fiery linden]

Elon Musk is a clown

It was an echo chamber before but I think it’s worse

[fading spruce]

Isn’t that fitting for Twitter though?

[fading spruce]

How?

[fiery linden]

Honestly true

[fading spruce]

It’s like the same thing as before

[steel depot]

then go check on Google and stfu

[fiery linden]

Cause Elon musk

[fading spruce]

I will never make a Twitter account because that site will always be cancer

[raw frigate]

Bro this girl… 💀😭😭

Wron reply

[teal dragon]

Lmao

[raw frigate]

Forgiv me

[fading spruce]

Anime pfp moment

[teal dragon]

I can be whatever u like

[fiery linden]

Did you know that cancer was named after crabs by Socrates (I think? I know it was some Greek guy like 2000 years ago)

[teal dragon]

Treehugger?

[tardy leaf]

Ngl das mental

[teal dragon]

Wow rizz

[fading spruce]

Did you know that Crab is actually the greatest chess opening of all time

[fiery linden]

Hence the zodiac sign and the illness having the same name

[raw frigate]

😳😼😼

[fiery linden]

Ayo give me the moves

[raw frigate]

☠️☠️☠️

[fading spruce]

A4 H4

[fiery linden]

Yo bet

[teal dragon]

Im aquarius ♒️

[undone bridge]

born in august?

[fading spruce]

This is why we don’t talk to women

[undone bridge]

or july?

nice me too

[acoustic skiff]

im bricked

[fiery linden]

I know my “big 3” cause I like the astrology girls who smoke an ungodly amount of weed

[acoustic skiff]

stay hard

[fiery linden]

I don’t even smoke

[fading spruce]

Bro be taking the healing crystals

[undone bridge]

pronouncing testicles like an ancient greek would

[acoustic skiff]

hard times build hard men🗣️

[fiery linden]

Crystal girls

[teal dragon]

They dont know me son

[grim edge]

🗿

https://media.tenor.com/2rPXdvoBu6IAAAAM/moyai-moyai-emoji.gif

[teal dragon]

@grim edge u missed the utter shitstorm that went down

[grim edge]

LOOOOL WHAT

Hit me

with the news

[teal dragon]

Shit hit the fan thats what happened

[fiery linden]

Scroll up

[teal dragon]

Chat got really horny over chess pieces and shi

[exotic oracle]

[fiery linden]

It started around the time I said knights are ass and bishops are titties @grim edge

[fading spruce]

Bruh

[teal dragon]

Self incriminating

[acoustic skiff]

stay hard💯 🙏

[fiery linden]

I stand by what I said

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

PERIOD

[grim edge]

I scrolled

[grim edge]

How do you change you connected chess acc???

[fiery linden]

Knights vs bishops are equivalent to ass vs titties

[grim edge]

BISHOPS ARE WHAT 💀💀

Chat is wildnessb

[fading spruce]

That’s why bishops are better

[fiery linden]

Bishops look like titties

[grim edge]

Wildness i mean

[raw frigate]

How u doin

[frail pine]

dm me to get coached

[sweet pumice]

Can a 1000+ elo chess player coach me i'm so bad for a 600 elo

[fiery linden]

Exactly someone gets it

[grim edge]

How do you change your connected chess acc???

[acoustic skiff]

its cs u dont know how to stay hard 🙏 🗣️

[grim edge]

Feeling like deleting discord mood fr

[teal dragon]

I personally think bishops look like plugs iykwim

[grim edge]

Ok hans niemen 🗿

[gilded meteor]

Albert still down huh

[fiery linden]

Naw if anything that’s pawns

[raw frigate]

My mood is even worse, feeling like i dont have a purpose

[teal dragon]

Pawns too round, bishops pointy for easy insertion

[grim edge]

Nah gotta hit that 1600 remember

[fading spruce]

Bro this chat makes me feel like I don’t have purpose

[teal dragon]

Digital footprint

[acoustic skiff]

soft times make soft men. Hard times makes hard men

[grim edge]

I wanna leave but I need a reason since i just arrived tell me to leave thx

[raw frigate]

TRUE, TF AM I DOING IF I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I SHOULD JUST STUDY CHESS

[teal dragon]

Surely this chaos gives you more of a reason to have purpose

[fiery linden]

Hans Niemann moment

[raw frigate]

Thanks zax

[teal dragon]

Spoon???? Lightbulb????

OHHH OHHHHHH

[acoustic skiff]

same fr

[raw frigate]

Plug?

[fiery linden]

Yeah now you get it

[grim edge]

Spoon?

[teal dragon]

I got it first time im not clean

[grim edge]

I would like to Spoon in chess sounds fun

[teal dragon]

Just hikaru moment

[grim edge]

I mean forks work ig

[raw frigate]

Me first

[fiery linden]

My mind got ruined by the internet

[teal dragon]

Spooning in chess is when the pawns surround the king

[raw frigate]

🗿

[teal dragon]

Draw me

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/hWhxy_npnJ4AAAAM/chess.gif

[fiery linden]

Did y’all know that en passant is the 34th rule of chess, look up rule 34 chess to find out more (don’t actually if you’re under 18 it’s a meme but not for your eyes)

[teal dragon]

Like one of your french girls

[raw frigate]

Like what ur pfp or sm

[teal dragon]

Nah me

[raw frigate]

Who u 😭

[teal dragon]

Me irl

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/_H5MoZiNRDUAAAAM/xiao-xiao-genshin-impact.gif

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-venti-sphere-venti-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-venti-gif-24462685

[grim edge]

@viral epoch

[teal dragon]

Loks like alice

[raw frigate]

Valid

[teal dragon]

Ill share my art

[raw frigate]

Its good no?

[grim edge]

May i get the pleasure of calling you Alice ?

[fading spruce]

I know what type of friend that is

[raw frigate]

My art isnt finished yet got the arm right but everything else ehhhh

[fiery linden]

“Girlfriend”

[raw frigate]

Just keep pushing

[fiery linden]

Yo who here is 1600+ in chat

Need help with the Benoni

[grim edge]

I'm 1900 🗿

[fiery linden]

Add me, user is same as discord name

[vagrant flax]

I'm 2300 🙀

[fiery linden]

Training for a club battle Saturday and I’m in the top 10 on my team

[wet fog]

this is how i imagine knights in chess

[vagrant flax]

I was*

[teal dragon]

Yes you may call me alice

[grim edge]

Don't i gotta go i would recommend you check out the Benko Gambit aswell

[fiery linden]

HunterWhiz (on twitch) is streaming it and chances are he might be my opponent

[rocky vale]

@teal dragon May I too?

[grim edge]

I added you @fiery linden

[teal dragon]

.... ok fine

[fiery linden]

I’ve been looking at that one a bit

[fiery linden]

Bet

[grim edge]

Thx Alice

[teal dragon]

E GIRL PARADISE EXCUSE ME????

[raw frigate]

Im a fan

[grim edge]

They have good emotes ( i was forced by friends help)

[raw frigate]

I like french nude sculptures

Those typa stuff

[teal dragon]

[floral patrol]

youll love the work of michelangelo

[teal dragon]

Uh huh... rightttt

[wet bone]

Does being in high league in chess.com comes with any benefits (besides the shiny trophies) ??

[vagrant flax]

Nah

[teal dragon]

More achievements 😊😊😊

[raw frigate]

I am, visited a european sculpture museum

[wet bone]

It would have been great if i could get some premium time

[raw frigate]

“Simple”

Teach me ur ways mafaka

[teal dragon]

@grim edge u might be good but have you castle mate

[raw frigate]

@grim edge

[sleek oriole]

sup chat

[raw frigate]

Do a video

[teal dragon]

That was a quick delete

Mods working overtime

[keen parrot]

"working"

[teal dragon]

Fr

Ok

Kokinmi yh

Yes she ok

[sleek oriole]

sul chat

[teal dragon]

Annoying voice tho

[sleek oriole]

sup

[teal dragon]

Hi davie

[sleek oriole]

how are u did u eat dinner?

[teal dragon]

Yh

Like 4hrs ago

[keen parrot]

i hate genshin so much i might start playing it again tmrw

anyway time to go bed

[sleek oriole]

good for u good foru im happy for u

[teal dragon]

Thx 😊

Oh

Didnt do kokomi proud icl😭😭

[grim edge]

You might be good but do you have this

[teal dragon]

YEAH

[grim edge]

My opponent resigned after D4 🗿

[teal dragon]

A dub is a dub

[grim edge]

I drew kokomi in 6 pulls trying to draw for a 4 Star 🗿

Can't lie that Healing goes brrrrr

[teal dragon]

HAVE U GOT THIS

Never coop with hutao mains

[flint yarrow]

E

[teal dragon]

My xiao 87/217

[grim edge]

Bet you don't have this

[teal dragon]

Xiaos my husband

[teal dragon]

Nuh uh

[grim edge]

Well i guess i gotta pull my trump card

[teal dragon]

Try me

[restive storm]

low volume because I don't want to get muted again for posting a loud video
if you can't hear it then turn your volume up

[elfin pebble]

[teal dragon]

W edit

[restive storm]

thank you

[elfin pebble]

Almost as bad as my original opening

[restive storm]

true

[grim edge]

@teal dragon but are you cool tho

[teal dragon]

No

[elfin pebble]

[teal dragon]

I have like 10 clown ones

[grim edge]

[elfin pebble]

Rip there bros before hoes...

But there is clash of clans before bros

[grim edge]

cringe

[teal dragon]

🤡

[grim edge]

i hate

i just hate

[grim edge]

I'll give you cool

[elfin pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/jay-z-shot-shoot-gun-bulletproof-gif-4704156

Ouch my feelings

[teal dragon]

We might need to play a game first

[wild oyster]

@grim edge ive climbed back and im now 2 games away from 2000

im at 1985....

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/skipper-classified-madagascar-madagascar-skipper-and-classified-gif-24286083

Im not a furry but

[grim edge]

@wild oyster i was 1970 and i just fell to 1900 i won't let this be the end of me you gave me motivation I'll go grind gotta Catch up

[teal dragon]

Rizzly bear devours his pray

[wild oyster]

YES!!! bro my motivation was seeing everyone near me when i dropped to 1700 getting better

took like 2 weeks off serious chess and now im back better

[elfin pebble]

good to know lol

[restive storm]

how did mackyd1 give you motivation

[wild oyster]

i was weirdly stuck at 1840 for like a good week

[grim edge]

Cya soon in the 2k channel then

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-turn-from-nice-guy-to-slightly-bad-boy-slightly-bad-boy-tik-tok-gif-25518244

[wild oyster]

im going to take off my brain and try properly tmr for my two games

[grim edge]

I keep up with everyone's progress he fell like 100-200 Elo and he just got it back time to bring myself back from the 59 Elo tilt i had

[wild oyster]

blud knows my tilt 😭

[mossy comet]

its been a week since i joined when do i have trusty role

[restive storm]

lol
you're competing with so many players here

[wild oyster]

ive been so mad cuz how was i losing to 1700s, they are so horrible in comparison to the people ive been facing

also yesterday i won against a WFM, amazing moment

they played the fantasy against my caro and i ended up checkmating them

[teal dragon]

Can relate

2 clowns:

[wild oyster]

fr 😭

nah realistically in my worst days i play like a 1700

just how it be fr

and when im tilting i just stay at the worsened state for the whole day

[teal dragon]

Gn chat

[grim edge]

gn

[teal dragon]

😘😘

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wholesome-epic-black-cat-no-way-gif-21571850

[undone bridge]

cat wholesome epic black acat no way gif

[potent merlin]

Is it good or bad that by far my worst move in the game took me the longest to make?

[teal dragon]

In what world could that be good

[undone bridge]

lol

[potent merlin]

That I use time to think

People play their dumb moves in 0.0001 second

[teal dragon]

To make a catastrophic blunder

[potent merlin]

And it took me a whole minute!

Yes 🙂

[grim edge]

Weee

[undone bridge]

what tc?

[potent merlin]

10+0

[undone bridge]

ah

[potent merlin]

If I show it to you your eyes will bleed

Fr

[grim edge]

i finally got to 1000 bullet

[wild oyster]

bad

[grim edge]

from 1300

thanks to my internet

[wild oyster]

although you could have been overthinking things and blundered immediately

that has happened to me. I think "i need to protect this square" but my brain wonders off to "i need to attack and protect" and then it leads to "i need to attack" and then i lose the game

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[grim edge]

wanna match

[potent merlin]

It was that lol

[grim edge]

lol you blundered fork

[potent merlin]

My blunder was "I don't want this pawn to push because it's quite well defended and close to my king" and then my mind suggested "what if we trade queens? That'd be pretty good"

[grim edge]

dont play chess again

[potent merlin]

And then I completely forgot about the pawn

When I look back this move is just so stupid

[fathom hemlock]

anyone wanna play https://play.chess.com/k1d78

[potent merlin]

Even better: I created it for my opponent

Actually

Yeah

ty kayden

[strange turret]

hi cuties

[fathom hemlock]

https://play.chess.com/k1d78

[thick kernel]

Hey

[floral moth]

Human fact of the day 165! Yawning can actually be a form of heat regulation, since a reduced amount of yawns are seen during winter whereas they are on average used more during the hotter seasons.

[fathom hemlock]

nice

[opaque apex]

what if it's because tired and people get more tired in the heat

[floral inlet]

n

ice cars

[raw frigate]

so wasted

[opaque apex]

going to Florida tomorrow

unfortunately I caught the flu last Friday and now still have a sore throat

[austere bluff]

I have to WASH MY CAR 🐐

[nimble niche]

It's 10 degrees C but I'm still yawning

[opaque apex]

You might just be eepy

[floral moth]

It's not exclusively heat regulation

[bitter cypress]

yoo

[strange turret]

hi turtle

[raw frigate]

im def going to do like 100 mate in 2s puzzles everyday

[bitter cypress]

nice

[raw frigate]

then probably like 50-75 mate in 3s

gotta increase my speed aswell as my positional recognition

[fading spruce]

That’s a certified Australia moment

In Texas it’s 40 degrees

[vagrant flax]

It's harder to realize u have mate in 3 than finding it

[bitter cypress]

💀

[raw frigate]

[nimble niche]

We rarely ever get over 40. I've only ever seen 42 once and I don't remember any other time we went over 40

[raw frigate]

despite being 1300s i find like mate in 2s in 30s-1m

[nimble niche]

TPD is a Tasmanian so it'd be even colder for him

[mossy comet]

lmao i just mated AGAIN

[fading spruce]

Tasmanian Devil

[mossy comet]

this time its a ladder mate

https://www.chess.com/live/game/82767681887

im becoming more better

also im 200 NOW!!

[raw frigate]

nice

[grim edge]

the way running in the 90's is in 8d audio quality on Spotify simply scratches my brain, y'all gotta hear it with quality headphones it's the shit

https://open.spotify.com/track/6DlPa2rrVK3BygXJ48WYo3?si=an9dFkXuRIOBNOW9OuCV-w

[raw frigate]

its 2 am, im really sleeping late again

[strange turret]

if it aint kanye i dont wanna hear it

[grim edge]

1am here

[grim edge]

ofc it's be an nft pfp

[chrome abyss]

i love titling

[strange turret]

🐵

[grim edge]

titling?

[chrome abyss]

tilting

[strange turret]

?

[grim edge]

tilting is an experience for sure

[raw frigate]

I feel like shit if i dont sleep early, i need to try harder to sleep earlier

[grim edge]

im just fine w/2hrs sleep daily 👍

maybe not mentally but yes physically lmfao

I don't get tired at least so idc

[raw frigate]

What 💀

[grim edge]

:3

[raw frigate]

Duck

[grim edge]

jay

[raw frigate]

Yeah?

[strange turret]

aint that also a nft lol

[grim edge]

what u say my name for

[grim edge]

no 💀

[strange turret]

lol

looks like one

[restive storm]

nft screenshot be like

[grim edge]

i have been told that way too much and i hate it

[raw frigate]

Ur sleep is unlike a duck which sleeps for 11 hrs

[grim edge]

this boo is underrated

https://open.spotify.com/track/6tinyeimCbUv1CPuPBBQOH?si=m4M9RZSNTYaFmfcs0qqkPw

[boreal sapphire]

I bought mine for 300$

[grim edge]

😔

[strange turret]

if it aint kanye it aint underrated

[raw frigate]

I think we all need some sleep 🤑😭

[grim edge]

i hope you're kidding

[raw frigate]

He made graduation tho fr 🤑🤑

[boreal sapphire]

I’m not

[grim edge]

kanye is literally the most overrated artist

[strange turret]

littie

[raw frigate]

Woah

[strange turret]

if u say so

💀

[grim edge]

we on't eep here 💪

[strange turret]

how much it worth now lmfao

[grim edge]

im not saying it's not good, but definitely overrated

[boreal sapphire]

0$ I’m kidding

[strange turret]

ah

nice

[boreal sapphire]

I wish I could buy Kanye

[fading spruce]

How much is your worth?

[fading spruce]

Why is there no Confederate Flag emoji

[strange turret]

61k lol

[full glen]

thats called slavery (definite proof of aager being racist)

[boreal sapphire]

Not like that

[desert lagoon]

Bruh i boot up discord and this Is the first thing i see

[boreal sapphire]

I mean I just want to have Kanye around me

[full glen]

you already said it

[boreal sapphire]

Okay

[full glen]

prostitution

🤨

[last verge]

/profile

guys im only 201 elo how to get better

[full glen]

be 202 elo

[covert cosmos]

wach out for deez

[full glen]

huh, i sure do wonder what deez is!

[bitter parcel]

Play puzzles and just play more games

[covert cosmos]

deez nut

[fading spruce]

Win more

[bitter parcel]

@covert cosmos what your rating

[covert cosmos]

69

[bitter parcel]

690?

[fading spruce]

Yo me too

[covert cosmos]

no 69

[desert lagoon]

How to get to 800 Elo

[full glen]

use stockfish

[full glen]

does this count as encouraging cheating if im just joking

[fading spruce]

Nah you’re just helping a homie

[raw frigate]

💀💀

[full glen]

yeah im "helping"

[desert lagoon]

Its only cheating is its detected btw

[raw frigate]

🤑

only -0.3

[fading spruce]

Micheal Myers Attack

[grim edge]

dm me y'all favorite song

[raw frigate]

FR

[fading spruce]

That’s what I have lived by

[desert lagoon]

What is This opening

[desert lagoon]

Please don't play this

Play real chess instead

[fading spruce]

Yeah it’s like the Crab but way worse

[grim edge]

hello chat

[bitter parcel]

Who rating is 2000+ here

[fading spruce]

Just play a4 h4 instead

[desert lagoon]

Me

[covert cosmos]

beans

[fading spruce]

I am rated 2000 but if you ask me to teach you you will have to learn the Crab

[fluid burrow]

how long did it take you?

[bitter parcel]

Any advice bro

[raw frigate]

its real chess, it has theory

[strange turret]

meeeee

im cool

[bitter parcel]

Any advice bro

[undone bridge]

took me a few years with no studying 🥹

[raw frigate]

@undone bridge @grim edge

[grim edge]

Facts

[fluid burrow]

how long did it take you?

[fading spruce]

Play a4 h4

[grim edge]

boo!

did i scare u

[desert lagoon]

I mean im so trash at blitz rn my fide Elo higher than my cc elo, but took me 2 yeags

[grim edge]

[bitter parcel]

What name of the opning

[grim edge]

hes terrified

[covert cosmos]

sshshsssjueesjfh

[fluid burrow]

what is ‘fide’?

[strange turret]

i used to play as a kid then i stopped for 4 years and got this rating in couple months

[grim edge]

my feet hurt 😭

[fading spruce]

🦀

[undone dove]

Zax I was awake at 2am yesterday, following your example

[fluid burrow]

fair enough

[desert lagoon]

Over the board blitz rating

[fluid burrow]

what about rapid ?

[strange turret]

i swear if you just learn how to analyse each move opponent makes u get 2k rating

[grim edge]

Bro is about to reach 2k frfr
https://media.tenor.com/o6ihahbfrOgAAAAM/shaggy-super-saiyan.gif

[desert lagoon]

I don't play rapid

[bitter parcel]

You are trolling bro

[raw frigate]

hi zax, currently in the process of memorizing positions and patterns, getting good at checkmate in 2s (i suck at spotting them usually takes me a min 💀💀) overall trying to make myself a faster player

[grim edge]

🥺

[undone dove]

FIDE’s like international chess federation

[fading spruce]

What it’s the Crab

[full glen]

international organisation about chess

[bitter parcel]

An opening

[grim edge]

Shi man i need to do that too 💀💀💀

[fading spruce]

DM me and I will show you the true power of the Crab Opening

[strange turret]

whats ur rating

[fluid burrow]

which one is more impressive having a higher rating in??

[raw frigate]

😭 we gotta play faster fr

[raw frigate]

1300 rapid 700 blitz

[strange turret]

bruh

[bitter parcel]

Check dm

[desert lagoon]

Blitz, no one cares about rapid rating

[raw frigate]

i only play 60m games

😂

[fluid burrow]

what?? why?

Isn’t blitz unrealistic

To an irl chess game

[raw frigate]

hes coping because blitz is his highest rated time control

[grim edge]

rapid rating is the only valid rating

[raw frigate]

nah im playing

[fading spruce]

Classical is real chess

[fluid burrow]

🤝🤝

[raw frigate]

daily is the real chess

[cosmic zinc]

..

[desert lagoon]

Realisticly, only standard 1h30+ rating matters, but no one plays rapid over the board

[raw frigate]

24h chess is the real one

[desert lagoon]

So only blitz matters really

[fading spruce]

Bro Daily makes me want to die

[raw frigate]

no one plays rapid otb 💀

[grim edge]

L + ratio

[desert lagoon]

I mean when you play at bars and in parcs

[fluid burrow]

what’s your rating in?

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[desert lagoon]

Yall 1200 never played a game otb and tryna act like you know it better than me

[covert cosmos]

watch out for ooooooaaowawawa

[raw frigate]

bro got ratioed 💀💀

[raw frigate]

ratio

[grim edge]

ratio'd

[restive storm]

I once played armageddon in an otb tournament

[fading spruce]

“Blitz is the best chess”

[raw frigate]

armageddonn

[desert lagoon]

I mean, you Can believe that chess is only playing in rapid otb idc

[fluid burrow]

neither

[desert lagoon]

But when you go outside to play, I can assure its mostly blitz

[grim edge]

chess isa. good game !

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-bruh-meme-gif-25223449

[fluid burrow]

time isn’t really all that important anyways irl

[desert lagoon]

Yall ever seen any 2500+ play rapid on stream? And why is TT a blitz format then

[restive storm]

there are rapid tournaments otb though I've played in some

[desert lagoon]

Thats complete bs

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-bruh-meme-gif-25223449

[raw frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[fluid burrow]

what?? how long is each person given then?

[raw frigate]

💀💀

[grim edge]

.we should bomb the sorbonne

chat who wants to bomb the sorbonne with me

[restive storm]

I think prep has a part in why longer time controls aren't played online
but mostly its because blitz and bullet are just faster and probably more convenient

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/valia-gif-25950437

[fading spruce]

Time definitely matters over the board

[undone dove]

Above 2200, there are a lot of cheaters, so masters use blitz

[restive storm]

cheaters as well yeah

[full glen]

thats smart

[fluid burrow]

what??? you still haven’t answered my question . i

useless statement

and response

[fading spruce]

Do you know anything about chess?

[restive storm]

pov: when pixelated hears someone say only blitz matters

[raw frigate]

fr no one plays 60m games in chess.com bruh

[desert lagoon]

I have been above 2200 in some rapid games, its definitly playable, not an issue.

[undone dove]

Oh god

[fluid burrow]

I’m a beginner like 400 elo

[restive storm]

lol

[fading spruce]

They don’t even have a classical 💀

[fluid burrow]

💀

[undone dove]

Eh, there’s also the factor blitz is less time consuming, and will give masters more time to analyse, of course all this is actually just prep for classical

[full glen]

@grim edge lurker

[raw frigate]

as someone who only plays 60m games i usually need to wait up to 5-10m to get a game with somebody

[fluid burrow]

ironic how you guys ‘know it all’ but can’t answer how long is given in a real game of chess 😂😂

[raw frigate]

like bruh

[fading spruce]

Bro just play on Lichess please

[raw frigate]

3h is a norm classical

[undone dove]

Time is depended on the tournament

[desert lagoon]

Probly cuz the questions doesnt make any sense at all in the first place

[fading spruce]

Why bother with chess.com classical that doesn’t even exist

[raw frigate]

yeah but higher elo in chess.com looks more pretty

[fading spruce]

3hr is normal otb

[full glen]

cant really answer if the question does not make sense

[undone dove]

Classical is gud for improving, but takes time

[fluid burrow]

you’re confused. you’ve just told me that time is important but can’t tell me how long per person

[raw frigate]

yes this is why im 1300 but im 700 in blitz

[undone dove]

The time given is dependent on the tourmament

[desert lagoon]

Bro there are planty of time formats wym

[grim edge]

"How long does it take to prepare breakfast" give me one answer

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-puppet-baked-beans-beans-eating-hungry-gif-16962563

[fluid burrow]

😂😂😂

[raw frigate]

💀💀💀💀

[undone dove]

They flagged right?

[full glen]

or your opponent sucks

[fluid burrow]

so it’s irrelevant whether you play blitz or rapid

therefore I was right

because there as so many time formats anyways

[undone dove]

It isn’t?

[desert lagoon]

Go to any park where they play chess and try to find someone that is playing rapid

[crisp falcon]

.

[undone dove]

Huh?

[grim edge]

@fluid burrow you wont pass 400 elo if you dont open your mind

[covert cosmos]

bishop attacks rook

[full glen]

the question is in itself is an enigma wtf are you trying to say here

[undone dove]

Ik, why would someone play that

[fluid burrow]

😭😭

[undone dove]

Did they have at least 1 minute on the clock

[raw frigate]

imagine scholar mating a gm

[fluid burrow]

if you’re playing against your mate irl, how does ‘play rapid’ or ‘play blitz’ wtf ??😭😭

[blazing peak]

so true

[grim edge]

no lol

[covert cosmos]

do you speak english

[grim edge]

no trusted role for u

[blazing peak]

nuh uh

[raw frigate]

blitz is 5m rapid is 10m above

[undone dove]

I opened my mind and realised botvinnik caro is bs

[covert cosmos]

clown

[desert lagoon]

Bro you aware chess was a board game before a computer game or not

[fluid burrow]

that makes perfect grammatical sense. it’s a you problem

[grim edge]

[undone dove]

<@&745328830649991179>

[full glen]

play rapid = skill issue
play blitz = skill issue but you probably flagged your opponent so super skill issue

[grim edge]

this is why nobody went to ur eighth birthday party homeboy

[fluid burrow]

i just said irl ya numpty

[blazing peak]

whats a board

[grim edge]

whats a game

[sick flare]

chick

[grim edge]

numpty is an amazing insult ngl

[raw frigate]

play classical =

[fluid burrow]

you’re a rapid player ?

[grim edge]

ok u numpty

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[full glen]

yes

[desert lagoon]

Your lack of comprehension really makes me think you never played chess otb

[grim edge]

ok im scared off i am going to go have a sandwhich goodbye

[full glen]

im not someone full of ego

[fluid burrow]

comprehension? you’re the one reading and not understanding

[lucid cedar]

guys, im doin the password game, and i need the chess rule, can u guys help me? (i send the print on the pv)

[grim edge]

Go back to checkers, kid

[undone dove]

You don’t have to play OTB to understand this

[fluid burrow]

blitz more credible then ?

[grim edge]

it will have turkey and mustard

you will never have this

[fluid burrow]

who even are you ?? 😭

[full glen]

more time = more chad

so classical

[young sigil]

😨

[lucid cedar]

guys, im doin the password game, and i need the chess rule, can u guys help me? (i send the print on the pv)

[grim edge]

Not a blitz player

[undone dove]

Rapid for improvement
Blitz for fun and analysis

[lucid cedar]

pls help

[fluid burrow]

w

[covert cosmos]

bishop J9

[lucid cedar]

i really need this

[grim edge]

do u see the pride pawn. i like men

[young sigil]

Siuuu

[undone dove]

This discrimination

[lucid cedar]

what "malo" means?

[grim edge]

Guys, I'm on the password game and I'm at the stage that needs the chess bglh, if anyone knows how to play chess, call me pv and help me find the best move (I send a print)

[young sigil]

Bad

[grim edge]

repub if u like men

[sick flare]

yes

[grim edge]

Bro all the hot girls are taking eachother. Us males have no one.

im gonna enjoy my turkey and mustard sandwich goodbye

Guys, I'm on the password game and I'm at the stage that needs the chess bglh, if anyone knows how to play chess, call me pv and help me find the best move (I send a print)
@everyone

[full glen]

@fluid burrow i am still confused on what you are trying to ask lmao your grammar isnt even that good even if its clearly in english

[grim edge]

except eachother ofc

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-meme-moderator-mod-gif-19680419

[lucid cedar]

Oh no!

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-memes-fnaf-memes-gif-25130571

[undone dove]

Who needs girls when you have chess

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-gif-18242678

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-epic-embed-fail-epic-epic-embed-gif-21836356

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-dance-pole-dancing-alien-lmao-gif-24480739

[fluid burrow]

Is kakegurui a good anime ?

[blazing peak]

exactly

[lucid cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ooer-memes-shrek-anime-gif-5975870

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-memes-fnaf2-rock-eyebrows-gif-23156722

[grim edge]

Guys, I'm on the password game and I'm at the stage that needs the chess bglh, if anyone knows how to play chess, call me pv and help me find the best move (I send a print)

[desert lagoon]

Girls>chess

[grim edge]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

[undone dove]

Chess>>>

[young sigil]

Fact

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-epic-embed-fail-embed-failure-4head-4weird-gif-21067522

[grim edge]

YOUR MOTYHER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[lucid cedar]

agree

[desert lagoon]

Send the freaking link

[grim edge]

Use chatgpt, its a chess god

[grim edge]

]

[covert cosmos]

fali

[desert lagoon]

I once was chessing at a bar and a girl came and asked for my insta lol, she was some sort of chess champ iirc

[lucid cedar]

its hard

[covert cosmos]

for rel

[full glen]

chess>girls

[fluid burrow]

my grammar is rather linguistic and exceptional actually. you’re just failing at the comprehension bit 🧑🏻‍🍳

[strange turret]

facts

[grim edge]

halo

[undone dove]

Was she good, or was she the blundering M2 type

[desert lagoon]

She was like 1600 fide so I beat the shi out of her

[fluid burrow]

your grammar isn’t great anyways 😂

goodness gracious

[full glen]

You didn't capitalise your letters and are missing a full stop at the end.

[desert lagoon]

Pretty decent play for a drunk girl tho

[fluid burrow]

??????

[undone dove]

1600 FIDE? Better than Lasanga (kidding)

[fluid burrow]

can’t read??

[strange turret]

didn't*

[cinder sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[full glen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[covert cosmos]

fck you

[mystic stream]

Why is Albert down bad still

[strange turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061728056139591691/1068199540001362040/BC881C79-428C-4805-B7F6-4BFAB377D406.gif

[fluid burrow]

I will get to 1.5k in a month

[desert lagoon]

She's also really good looking, thats why girls>chess

[strange turret]

ez

[cinder sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/jebem-ti-mater-gif-19889327

[grim edge]

Depression speedrun

[strange turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953856895297400885/1072969181730975794/watermark.gif

[cinder sluice]

💀 🙏

[grim edge]

@austere bluff ur elo is 180

[strange turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/705957601246183495/1063669071838715944/caption-16.gif

[fading spruce]

I just realised that most of the people I have played from this server have been banned for fair play

[cinder sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/387859633621958657/911964512154955827/SPOILER_Amogus_.gif

[strange turret]

i sleep

gn poopoos

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-beautiful-day-gif-25703510

[grim edge]

my mums sent me that

[regal bay]

L moment

[desert lagoon]

Fapping is gay btw

[outer kernel]

guys i just beat an 1100 in rapid and im a 1000?

[regal bay]

how?

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-tuesday-flowers-for-you-glitter-gif-19312618

[cinder sluice]

Yall this a chess server can you not talk about fapping

[regal bay]

eh 1100 and 1000 skill are almost the same

[grim edge]

This is a DISCORD chess server

only talk abt chess or u will be dealt with

[outer kernel]

yesn't

[cinder sluice]

Fr fr

[desert lagoon]

It is

[grim edge]

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS

[cinder sluice]

How yall holding up during no poop july?

[desert lagoon]

SEND ME THE FKING LINK AND STOP POLLUTING CHAT

[grim edge]

constipated

[cinder sluice]

dam 2x

[grim edge]

checking out the analysis mf said : English Opening: Great Snake Variation

https://neal.fun/password-game/

[outer kernel]

been 11 days i have dharrhea

[cinder sluice]

YO SAME

[regal bay]

it depends like if that dude was good but he blundered or the dude was having a bad time or the dude was new

[outer kernel]

been struggling

[covert cosmos]

dhar man

[cinder sluice]

i call rat

[outer kernel]

yes i have dhar man

[cinder sluice]

ok bai chat

[desert lagoon]

How does having diharea affecs lebron's legacy

[grim edge]

wtf did i enter barki

[grim edge]

idk, but i'm sentinels of light and super salad and milk shock ion

dhariea

[cinder sluice]

Pardon?

[regal bay]

1250 elo somewhere does the +14 win +0 draw -12 lose to make you nervous af

[fluid burrow]

If you’re 1200+ elo , does that mean you’re a relatively clever person ??

[outer kernel]

its not diharrhea its dharrhea

[grim edge]

chat

dihariea

[regal bay]

idk

[grim edge]

dharihea

diharia

[fluid burrow]

so why respond??

[grim edge]

There are no clever people here to answer your question

[cinder sluice]

oh so you entered chat cuz of me? thats nice of you but my reason for leaving is legitimate althought ill get to chat on phone so stay

[grim edge]

NO

[lucid cedar]

guys, im doin the password game, and i need the chess rule, can u guys help me? (i send the print on the pv)

[regal bay]

cause yes

[cinder sluice]

ill tell you the reason as to why im going in dms

[fluid burrow]

you’re not of that elo lol

[grim edge]

lol u think ur smart

[regal bay]

basically 1200 means go higher

[desert lagoon]

1200 Elo is literaly average

[grim edge]

Whatever rating you were born at is your iq

[regal bay]

fr

[grim edge]

pomme wtf

[outer kernel]

well im below average

[fluid burrow]

what an absurd assumption to make from just that sentence 😭😭

[grim edge]

oh so now ur tryna use big words

[desert lagoon]

Average if your iq is 100+

[regal bay]

it means you suck and train more

[grim edge]

650 is the actual chess.com average

[covert cosmos]

🍿

[grim edge]

😭

[fluid burrow]

big words ?? assumption?

[cinder sluice]

Hai chat I'm back

[outer kernel]

ok master

[full glen]

that is so low

[regal bay]

anyways i go play

[grim edge]

According to the prowess of my grandious kaleidoscope, i am sad irl

[fluid burrow]

cognitive dissonance??

[desert lagoon]

Yeah but new accounts and stuff

[grim edge]

rip

[regal bay]

rate accuracy :D

[grim edge]

guys am i deluded if my elo is 150

[cinder sluice]

Wait that means I'm above average in chess 🙏

[regal bay]

pretty much

[fluid burrow]

you’re a women so no

[grim edge]

bro found hope

[grim edge]

so @fluid burrow ur kinda deluded

[fluid burrow]

😭😭😭

[gray saddle]

[cinder sluice]

Yes zax I did find hope unless it's bullet or blitz

[regal bay]

we seeing some simp rn

[covert cosmos]

bro tryna make people mad 😭

[grim edge]

tell me u don’t speak to girls w out telling me u don’t

[gray saddle]

kosmuk the simp

[grim edge]

Kosmuk the pimp

[gray saddle]

[regal bay]

bro read what kosmuk is saying

[grim edge]

i need to hear something epic

[fluid burrow]

I don’t . when £ calls I’m without hesitation on the other end. tf imma talk to girls for without money 😂😂??

[regal bay]

if that's not simping then idk what is

[full glen]

@gray saddle i have seen you for so many times why are you still not trusted

[grim edge]

hello chat

i finished my sandwich it was delicious

[fluid burrow]

zip it women

[desert lagoon]

How to get girls

[grim edge]

cringe

[cinder sluice]

Something epic

[grim edge]

chess players try not to be misogynistic challenge

[regal bay]

problem is albert is down

[covert cosmos]

bad

[gray saddle]

cause i literally hate the trusted :< in due time I will connect my acct.

[full glen]

i could say this to so many people right now

[fluid burrow]

alr women suit yourself

[grim edge]

am i plural

[full glen]

yeah but i meant like before albert was down

[fading spruce]

Why are womens titles easier to get than mens?

[regal bay]

i see

[desert lagoon]

Someone get this dude outta here fr

[fluid burrow]

dismissed women

[grim edge]

@fluid burrow virgin

[grim edge]

why have u never achieved anything significant in ur life

[fluid burrow]

I’m not a misogynist

[grim edge]

hi not a misogynist im whismy

[fluid burrow]

I love women

[grim edge]

acne filled teenage boy

[fading spruce]

Because I am still in school 💀

[covert cosmos]

oh no you have so much power 🥺

[grim edge]

sitting on discord all day

[gray saddle]

F chat, so hilarious.

[full glen]

because of the official but rephrased reason: "women weak"

[desert lagoon]

No its simply because there are way less women tournaments.

[fluid burrow]

not a bad guess but wrong.

[grim edge]

then work towards smth at least. u can still win a competition or be good at a sport or SMTH

Chess community > Chess Gameplay

[fading spruce]

I feel like for something like chess there should be no GM and WGM

[fading spruce]

Why isn’t it just GM

[grim edge]

chess is so hot ur hot if u play chess

it’s factual

[fluid burrow]

i wouldn’t expect anymore from an intellectually comprised women

[covert cosmos]

🧢

[fading spruce]

What are you talking about

[grim edge]

pink chat

hi zax lol

@grim edge pog

[gray saddle]

full of just joined in here, zax

[grim edge]

listen im with my bretheren here zax

[gray saddle]

[grim edge]

have fun getting friends outside of discord

BROTHERS? WHY DO WE QUARREL AMONGST OURSELVES. WE MUST OVERTHROW THE TRUSTED

imgaine no purple

[gray saddle]

[desert lagoon]

I love roblox and amogus

[fluid burrow]

you don’t know me women 😭😭

[grim edge]

IT IS NOT JUST JOINED AGAINST JUST JOINED, BUT JUST JOINED AGAINST BOURGEOISIE!

[full glen]

women could actually join men's tournament since there are actually no "men" tournaments, only tournaments for just women and both

[cinder sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/snicker_doodle7-chips-man-eating-chips-dude-eating-chips-gif-22845702

[grim edge]

he doesnt deny it hehe

[fluid burrow]

I don’t

maybe I don’t have friends

[grim edge]

i know u got sweat stains rn and a double chin

[gray saddle]

☕ ☕ ☕ ☕

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-pablo-lonely-alone-gif-12928789

[desert lagoon]

They could, but not for national championships which are like 80% of club tournaments.

[cinder sluice]

Okay Bai chat if you need me ping me

[grim edge]

most sane chess.com discord server argument 😭

[grim edge]

this gif is diff when i know where you currently are chatting from☠️

[fluid burrow]

my sincerest of apologies. typo

[grim edge]

“guys will girls like me if my elo is 1200+” 🥺

[grim edge]

bye jackson i like ur music

[covert cosmos]

for real 🍿

[fluid burrow]

I commend you for correcting it

[cinder sluice]

LMAO DONT

[grim edge]

its hilarious im getting popcorn rq

ZAX TELL ME MY COORDINATES

[fading spruce]

Only if you play the Crab

[grim edge]

could u be less cringe

[fading spruce]

The only respectable opening

[fluid burrow]

you’re not of jurisdiction woman 🍳

[covert cosmos]

bongcloud

[grim edge]

The selenographic coordinate system is used to refer to locations on the surface of Earth's moon. Any position on the lunar surface can be referenced by specifying two numerical values, which are comparable to the latitude and longitude of Earth.

kosmuk was misogynistic bro she doesnt need an argument 😭

[grim edge]

YE? SELENO WHAT

[covert cosmos]

blud

[fading spruce]

Slovenia

[grim edge]

seleno - moon

[gray saddle]

there is no hate in here regardless of your elo

[grim edge]

whyre u giving me coordinates on the moon. r u saying i live on the moon

[fluid burrow]

what’s wrong with eggs ?

[grim edge]

im speaking from jupiter a little windy ngl

[grim edge]

oh no pls dont die. ill visit u im on ganymede rn

[desert lagoon]

U mean the latitude and longitude shit?

[fluid burrow]

anyways

[grim edge]

i stole the moon aswell

[covert cosmos]

eggs good

[fluid burrow]

time for a g to sleep

[grim edge]

NO GRU SAY IT ISNT SO

[full glen]

yeah just 432 km/h (268 mph) but could be higher

[fading spruce]

Andrew Tate

[gray saddle]

it cant be played as lato-lato.

[grim edge]

light breeze

[grim edge]

u really think woman is an insult ? jus say a girls rejected u for being piss ugly

[fading spruce]

Average day in Oklahoma

[grim edge]

@grim edge which is best equatorial horizontal ecliptic or galactic coordinates

[grim edge]

fr you should come visit in the winter jupiter be throwing mf rocks at me 24/7

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

[gray saddle]

Zax buddy, you are starting to steal her heart.

[desert lagoon]

Girls go college to get more knowledge?

[fluid burrow]

whatever floats your boat I guess 😂

[grim edge]

cringe

[grim edge]

lol i got it right

[grim edge]

oooo which ones. any get into yale????

[full glen]

"insults" 🤓

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[strange skiff]

I’m just arriving, but that’s a W from ana

[full glen]

so formal omg

[strange skiff]

also chill tf out chat

[grim edge]

hi anitta 👋🌊👋

[grim edge]

The choice of coordinate system depends on the specific context and purpose of your study or observation. Each coordinate system has its advantages and is best suited for different applications. for me i would say Ecliptic Coordinates they are based on the plane of Earth's orbit around the Sun, known as the ecliptic.

[fluid burrow]

spot on actually

[strange skiff]

chill tf out

[grim edge]

stop using chatgpt

[desert lagoon]

Nah im in engineering degree in france lol

[strange skiff]

hey whismy