💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

I played coc but it got boring

[covert finch]

People who like controversy

[obtuse comet]

Naaa bro I’m sorry 😭

[covert finch]

Where

[golden badge]

Anyone here plays chess?

[fading spruce]

Nah

[obtuse comet]

Naa

[lavish scaffold]

me when one of my walls upgrade ate up my entire lifesavings

[grim edge]

I certainly don't

[covert finch]

Only on roblox

[fading spruce]

I have been trying to get a game for like 20 minutes

[grim edge]

Who tf plays chess these days I be playing Go

[obtuse comet]

Chess? What’s that

[teal dragon]

everyone has seen AIW?!

[fickle rampart]

Scroll up in chat a bit

[blissful island]

we play checkers

[grim edge]

Maybe as a child but ion remember it

[teal dragon]

what are u now

[grim edge]

[blissful island]

what is an std

[covert finch]

[covert finch]

Super translucent droid

[grim edge]

I am barley human,ive ascended

[covert finch]

U can see the droid, but it is translucent

[covert finch]

Barley? Like wine?

[teal dragon]

super translucent

[blissful island]

whats a hiv

[grim edge]

Idk only Barley I know is one from Brawl Stars bruhhhh

[covert finch]

Higly intelligent vomit

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-barley-brawl-stars-waiter-server-gif-18463969

[covert finch]

Lol never played that before

[mystic stream]

Super trashy defense

[covert finch]

No its a droid

[grim edge]

Brawl Stars is legit peak of MOBA and Supercell

[last verge]

is albert still down

[covert finch]

With semi-invisible powers

[grim edge]

He down bad

[blissful island]

what about rtd

[last verge]

bruh this bot

[covert finch]

Idk moba

[red atlas]

Me

[last verge]

@worn ice wake up bozo

[proper pasture]

Better game than cash royale

[covert finch]

Retractable translucent droid

[grim edge]

I meant mobile gaming sorry

[covert finch]

Oooo

[toxic sonnet]

me

[teal dragon]

albert on his 1 day annual holiday

[grim edge]

Who tf plays clash royale

[covert finch]

Albert the frog

[blissful island]

guys today i brought something that is not safe for work

[proper pasture]

Nah it's cash royale

[covert finch]

They said cash royale. You fight for money(im guessing)

[grim edge]

Cash and grab

[teal dragon]

good job?

[blissful island]

i got fired but idk why i just told them i had nsfw

[proper pasture]

No you auction to win

[grim edge]

Listen I'll say this once,if a snich sees you he will call mods lmfao

[covert finch]

When u acidentally knock gran off the stairs "Whoops silly moment"

[covert finch]

Oh pft rip

[proper pasture]

It's omori moment 🗿

[blissful island]

what? i brought something that isnt safe for work, like a gun or smth else

[covert finch]

Gran always saying she survived ww2. Survive my fist rn

[covert finch]

Eat it

[grim edge]

Bruh

[covert finch]

Looks like those sugar bubbles

[grim edge]

I am dumb

[proper pasture]

That's a collector I assume?

[grim edge]

Bruh what

???????????????

[obtuse comet]

Check dm?

[teal dragon]

pear shaped flask

[covert finch]

Google it. Super cool. Sugar bubbles

[teal dragon]

for reflux

[gilded meteor]

Sus

[leaden scroll]

Just picked my Grandma’s friend up from the airport.

[proper pasture]

Ahk

[grim edge]

How can you messege and hold her?

[covert finch]

Guess gran wont be seeing her friend anymore again

[leaden scroll]

She is dying of cancer and unable to move. The airport people simply left her indoors and tried to dump her out of the wheelchair.

[blissful island]

can yall show me some items that arent safe for work

[teal dragon]

WHAT

[covert finch]

Get her in a headlock and take a selfie "Hey gram gram, I got ur friend"

[leaden scroll]

I couldn’t, the messages weren’t working and I could hardly recognize her because of the cancer

[covert finch]

Damn. Should sue the airport

[grim edge]

Just leave discord and take care of her

We won't leave

[proper pasture]

Calm down feline

[blissful island]

there is a mosquito in my room

[covert finch]

Smh = shake my hand

[lavish scaffold]

Suck its blood

[leaden scroll]

Yeah… I dumped the wheelchair out on the street once I got out of the place

[covert finch]

Suck it

[grim edge]

Bruh

[blissful island]

wow ill suck that

oh its gone

[lavish scaffold]

🤨

[covert finch]

I loved the scooter vid charlie made with moby huge

[proper pasture]

Charlie

[grim edge]

He is defo muted

[wooden maple]

wtf brillian moves are too easy to get now

[leaden scroll]

Absolute pieces of shit. Don’t use Porter airlines, they are evil.

[lavish scaffold]

Rip

[wooden maple]

simple sac

[grim edge]

@teal dragon u muted

[teal dragon]

Yep

[blissful island]

sacrfice every piuece and you get brilliant with no explanaton

[covert finch]

Lol

[proper pasture]

[grim edge]

Did you delete that @teal dragon

[covert finch]

Ez to explian

[teal dragon]

Delete what

[lavish scaffold]

Me with 14 blunders

[covert finch]

Man is tripping

[grim edge]

Nothing

I saw wrong I'm sorry

[covert finch]

Get 1 brilliant. Blunder 20 times

[wooden maple]

i might try that in an unrated game lmfao I beat my opponent who sacked a bishop and rook which were both 'brilliant', so i beat someone after they popped two brilliants on me

[wooden maple]

bro the blunders

lmao

[blazing solstice]

As a 200 elo, this is my greatest achivement in chess

[covert finch]

Probably didn't know the lines lol

[wooden maple]

nice

[wooden maple]

yeah they played blunders after both (typical 850 moment

[teal dragon]

Every time i hear an "as a ____" comment i want to jump off a bridge

[grim edge]

My OTB games as of now against some people from my area

14wins 1 loss

[lavish scaffold]

Bruh am almost 1000 and 0 brilliants 😔

[teal dragon]

L

[blazing solstice]

so far i think i have gotten 5

[covert finch]

Lmao L moment. Probably had devious lines and missed em all. Happened with me once cuz I was playing while shopping

[teal dragon]

While shopping

[grim edge]

They've said they are around my level on chesscom but as you can see they are either lying or they havent played a lot of chess

[teal dragon]

Cmon man, put the phone away for 1 hour

[covert finch]

Hell nah. Chess more important than shopping for cheess

[wraith nest]

hi

[grim edge]

One loss was against a guy who put all his pieces on my kings side I simply couldn't defend

[covert finch]

Probably started with 800 and never played lol

[blazing solstice]

but if you lose the first match, then you are made into a 100 elo

[teal dragon]

Queefs gambit

[covert finch]

Beef defense

[grim edge]

They did play,he knew Caro Kann, I am simply better

[blazing solstice]

400-300=100

[wraith nest]

me who won the 2 and kept losing

[blazing solstice]

same

[covert finch]

I meant their cc accounts or whatever lol. Got a "rating" and 0 matches 💀

[grim edge]

I am just better than them bro,one guys main opening was four knights and he knew Caro Kann

[covert finch]

Jk thonik otb diff from cc

[wraith nest]

now i have peak of 1757 and current elo is like 1300 lol

[dim ridge]

[covert finch]

What are you doing 💀

[blazing solstice]

even though with no brillient move, you are a brillient move dodo

[covert finch]

Play the mirror gambit

[last verge]

chess.com

[lavish scaffold]

Chess rizz

[last verge]

im rated 201 now! finally crossed my goal of 200

[teal dragon]

Queefs gambit declined, tartakower (makagonov-bondarevsky) system

[wraith nest]

why does the command not woek

[covert finch]

Lol

[dim ridge]

i got some chess rizz

are you chess? cuz i can think about winning you for hours (my crush wrote this in my yearbook)

[wraith nest]

rip

[dim ridge]

down bad

[last verge]

the fruits of grinding for many hours

[lavish scaffold]

Very smooth

[covert finch]

W

[blazing solstice]

you guys have a yearbook, i didn't even start dating

[dim ridge]

no like school yearbook

[blazing solstice]

oh

[last verge]

this gives me a little room to gamble my rating so i might start playing rated again

[covert finch]

My school doesnt even have yearbooks

[dim ridge]

massive L

[wraith nest]

same

[covert finch]

We have group pics

[blazing solstice]

at the end of the day, chess.com is always like that

[wraith nest]

yup

[dim ridge]

guys

[teal dragon]

I finished school 🤡🤡

[bright glade]

gets matched with -10 elo
loses
tilts
1900

[dim ridge]

who wants to see signatures of ding liren and ian nepo

[teal dragon]

Not really

[dim ridge]

i have authentic from the world chess championship

[last verge]

skull

[covert finch]

Show me ur certificate 😈

[dim ridge]

go tiger

[teal dragon]

I get it august 17

[last verge]

it might be time for me to like let go of chess a little bit tho and focus on preparing for school next year + putting more time into my relationship

2000 was basically the end goal, the next stop is a title

[blazing solstice]

do you have any of or

[last verge]

and im not getting that for a while

[covert finch]

Hey guys if ur security code was switched to money, how much money would you have?

[last sierra]

you really gotta put in the effort in chess though

[last verge]

still no /profile smh can't flex

[floral geyser]

nah not falling for that

[covert finch]

(again)

[blazing solstice]

i would have 0 doolars

[teal dragon]

If the 16 numbers on your credit card were how rich you were

[covert finch]

Jarhead

[wraith nest]

i'm still stuck at 1500, i just keep losing then back it up again and feel satisfied

[last verge]

i think im gonna stop playing so much rated and speed chess and im gonna start studying deeper opening theory and pawn structures and maybe invest in a course or two

[blazing solstice]

?

[covert finch]

Jokes on u i use notes only

[last verge]

alapin

[floral geyser]

thats actually good all i have is like 400

[restive storm]

no alapin

[covert finch]

Cuz glasshead, so jarhead, so movie reference

[last verge]

might start looking at open sicilians but alapin for now

[covert finch]

Boulder

[last verge]

prins kinda cheeks

[restive storm]

open sicilian crazy complicated

[last verge]

play a regular open

[blazing solstice]

oh that's good

[wraith nest]

u guys play openings?

[covert finch]

Very cool movie

[blazing solstice]

i'm gonna put that in the quotebook

[restive storm]

I don't like the prins

[last verge]

me when my opponents play the sicilian and they actually know what they're doing

[teal dragon]

If the expiry date was your birthday, the security code was how many years you will live for and the 16 numbers is how rich you are describe yourself

[covert finch]

No. I just play it as if it's the midgame

[last verge]

i might also start looking into e5

[wraith nest]

same

[restive storm]

prins does have a high winrate

[covert finch]

I like sicillian boulder attack

[nocturne lily]

Who wants to play?

[teal dragon]

[covert finch]

Play sicillian then throw rocks

[last verge]

@grim edge should i stick with caro against e4 or look into something else

[teal dragon]

Bowler attack

[last verge]

i mean against e4

[wraith nest]

grab them and throw the pieces at their face

[blazing solstice]

bullet, blitz or rapid?

[last verge]

but honestly 1. e4 c5 2. e5 would piss a lot of people off

[restive storm]

I knew that

[restive storm]

it would definitely

[teal dragon]

Pisses me off 😤😤

[nocturne lily]

@blazing solstice blitz or rapid

[last verge]

i might since im already super familiar with it but it doesnt hurt to make like a training account or go on lichess and practice other things

[covert finch]

Everytime u lose a piece sneeze and slap them with a "Sorry"

[last verge]

1. e4 c5 2. h4

[blazing solstice]

bullet pls

[wraith nest]

garanteed win

[nocturne lily]

@blazing solstice no sorry

[last verge]

i also still lack a legitimate weapon against the pirc

[blazing solstice]

ok

[last verge]

seems legit

[covert finch]

Lifetime membership free if u go to FIDE hq and use the Glock 17 gambit

Turn board upside down

[nocturne lily]

Who wants to a play?

[wraith nest]

ah yes the -100% off coupon

[covert finch]

It's a me amario

[wicked heart]

become gm with this simple trick!

[covert finch]

Can quarantee to be to number 1 on stats if u ask nicely

Buy gm title

[wraith nest]

fr

[last verge]

how much is a title

[covert finch]

Pablo picasso used to carry a revolver with blanks for when peoe started asking what his art meant

[last verge]

$20? i have $20

[covert finch]

I dont think u can buy a title in chess

[last verge]

word i can do that

[covert finch]

Maybe lichess sells gm titles

Oh fr? Chess players already make such little

Crazy how u need to be like top 3 or 2 to have a good chess salary just from chess

[last verge]

still no /profile

how can i flex

[covert finch]

Lol

[last verge]

gotham isn't anywhere near there but he gets a lot of money from chess

[fallen storm]

just don't flex

[last verge]

top few players get enough money from winning tournaments but thats not the only way to make money

[covert finch]

Isn't it cuz of his streams? Thought was cuz of his watch views and that

[last verge]

[fading spruce]

Classical is all that truly matters

[mystic stream]

/profile

[last verge]

streams, courses, sponsorships, ad revenue, much more

[mystic stream]

! The apication did not respond

[last verge]

being the biggest chess content creator pays out pretty well

[covert finch]

Yea crazy

[last verge]

on god it did not

[covert finch]

But being paid to just play chess is like 💀

[mystic stream]

:hehehaw:

[last verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/792185745233281024/807063103560220672/image0.gif

[covert finch]

Let's wack albert

Let's bully them

For not being connected

[mystic stream]

[last verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008520315153961051/1055379005836115978/caption-20.gif

[mystic stream]

Yay I hit 3000 elo

Sike u thoguht

[covert finch]

Not like mean or anything, but furries remind me of the old Shame Masks they use to make

[restive storm]

my reaction to this information

[covert finch]

Like in elizabethian times

[jade mirage]

eldelasempanadas:

[last verge]

[covert finch]

Me failing spanish class after saying le before every word

[dim ridge]

i met a guy yesterday actually

[fading spruce]

You can’t stop ingenuity

[dim ridge]

who played fabi 10 years ago

[restive storm]

cool

[dim ridge]

he's a 40 year old dude in italy

[covert finch]

Lol

[dim ridge]

he met kasparov and played fabi 10 years ago

that was like super crazy for me

[covert finch]

"I beat magnus when he was 3, he didn't even know we were playing"

[covert finch]

Steal his brain

[dim ridge]

what

[covert finch]

Lol

The masculine urge to steal brain

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-dead-chat-chat-dead-moon-man-gif-21237563

[last verge]

/profile

[dim ridge]

dude

what

[last verge]

LMAOO the guy i lost to who got banned for cheating had a 75.6 accuracy 💀

[hard gyro]

Hey guys, how are y'all?

[covert finch]

HUH

[last verge]

dollar store engine

[covert finch]

How even

[covert finch]

Ice cold. YouM

[hard gyro]

Down with the flu.

[covert finch]

Damn. Get well soon

[hard gyro]

Thanks.

[bright glade]

ommm back at 2100 for the 50th time

[raw frigate]

Sketching bitches cuz i cant get one myself

[raw frigate]

2200 when bro

[bright glade]

when i get serious about chess

im just playing it for fun at the moment

[hard gyro]

Congrats.

[sleek oriole]

bro but 2100+ just so i can think its 2199 when its literally 2100

[hard gyro]

Also, how the hell is that brilliant for a 2100 elo player.

[raw frigate]

Made it work a bit

[hard gyro]

Hi Pixel, how are you doing?

[bright glade]

i was 2150 when i was playing well so

[civic belfry]

yayy

[hard gyro]

Nice.

[fading spruce]

Me

[hard gyro]

Grandmaster, not Blunder Master

[fading spruce]

Say it over the board

Sometimes even I can be wrong

[hard gyro]

No.

Because that would make you untrustworthy.

Then we don't know what to believe.

[fading spruce]

There’s a reason I am not trusted

[hard gyro]

funne.

[fading spruce]

😳

[hard gyro]

FIDE

[faint hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-wanted-walking-walk-into-chat-walking-into-chat-knowing-no-one-wanted-me-there-dead-chat-gif-21279558

[cinder sluice]

Daily Reminder that you will NOT finish adopting me

[unique solstice]

He messed up pretty badly

[cinder sluice]

Wait really?

[unique solstice]

He cant even kill my horse after I take his rook

[restive storm]

I just beat 2350 rated player in blitz

[cinder sluice]

ok ill remind yo uagain tmr tmr

[fading spruce]

Where were you at?

[cinder sluice]

I can always check the flights yes every single one

UM

[fading spruce]

Bruh you’re mad stupid

I am asking you where in the city were you

[cinder sluice]

I JUST POURED WATER ALL OVER MYSELF AND MY FLOOR I THOUGHT THE BOTTLE WAS CLOSED

IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

Okay @grim edge

[warm geyser]

Ah just chugged half a glass of expired milk

[fading spruce]

I don’t even understand what that is supposed to mean

It’s impossible to specify where in New York City you were?

[warm geyser]

Nah its was “sell by 7/18/23”

It smell and tasted a little gross

[cinder sluice]

My chairrrr

[warm geyser]

Damn you drink the gallon of it then

[hard gyro]

Expired milk tastes horrible.

[warm geyser]

See whos inside come shooting into the toilet

[hard gyro]

It's just... Curd at that point.

[fading spruce]

Why are you drinking expired milk

[raw frigate]

Every var of queen’s gambit lmao

[hard gyro]

I don't.

It's just what I have I drank it in the past.

[warm geyser]

Probably on accident I Imagine

[hard gyro]

Or to make you mald/cringe.

[teal dragon]

Oh ive seen this

[hard gyro]

Curd tastes good tho.

[raw frigate]

Theres one for sicilian and ruy lopez aswell

[teal dragon]

That aint even every move

[mossy comet]

WWHRYYYEETTTHRGHHHH

I LOST MY 200 ELO FROM A 170

[wooden maple]

just a bit

[fading spruce]

Yeah where is g4

[tidal moon]

yooo

[mossy comet]

Ok.

[hard gyro]

"I want to learn Queen's Gambit theory."

[wooden maple]

jesus imagine being a gm and having to learn most if not all of that holy shit

[hard gyro]

You suck more than me.

[teal dragon]

Every sane move*

[raw frigate]

🤑

[fading spruce]

Sometimes it takes a little insanity to get the job done

[warm geyser]

I know the first 2 moves and go from there and its my main opening for white

[ornate ivy]

[teal dragon]

Im in the process of learning every variation 🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💪💪

[hard gyro]

Poppycock.

[teal dragon]

WHAT

[raw frigate]

Im in the process of learning how to refute the grob 🗣️💯🔥

[hard gyro]

Nonsense.

[fading spruce]

Banned

[teal dragon]

Grob dis dick

[wooden maple]

erm actually this is something called memorisation, and it isnt 'no lifing' because you can theoretically make money off of the game of chess and so therefore it is like learning to weld, because it is a worthwhile investment 🤓

[raw frigate]

🤑🤑

[fading spruce]

You never will

[ornate ivy]

Like how I remember why I blocked you before

[hard gyro]

Poppycock is an actual word, search it up.

[fading spruce]

I know

But anyone who says it should be banned

[hard gyro]

Hahahahaha no

[fading spruce]

Bro unironically said poppycock

[midnight fjord]

[wooden maple]

that is putrid

[warm geyser]

Jeezum seems like a skill issue for you

[teal dragon]

Floppyco-

[raw frigate]

Suck my

[hard gyro]

@_server mods.

[teal dragon]

SLOPPY

[ornate ivy]

I hâve no idea why you spend time here @grim edge

[raw frigate]

💀😂🤑

[ornate ivy]

I spent 1 min l’ost brain cells, now I’m leaving

[fading spruce]

@iron spade

[hard gyro]

Sometimes

[warm geyser]

I disagree lmao

[ornate ivy]

Why would you ping me for this

[raw frigate]

[hard gyro]

It's impossible to sleep with this stupid flu.

[mossy comet]

I can see a back rank mate in my current game but i just need to figure it out

[hard gyro]

You're playing as White?

Eh, doesn't matter. Just win, ez.

Remember when Discord was just filled with Free Nitro scams?

[mossy comet]

i lost

this is how stupid i am at chess

hardcore music didnt help 💀

[hard gyro]

Wow, you're bad.

[mossy comet]

exactly

[shut shadow]

no

[mossy comet]

this 250 better abort

hes like almost 100 more elo than me

OH MY GOD I GOT A CHANCE

[hard gyro]

My brother, just play good.

[mossy comet]

LETS GOOOOOO I WON BY ABANDONMENT

oh wait it didnt change

[raw frigate]

I gotta practice my puzzles fr

1300 but i cant spot mate in 2s immediately

[proper ledge]

context is an android samsung phone. Story is a child wants minecraft but no money. Please find a way for this poor little child to play minecraft with his friends. Please write a formula

maths

[fading spruce]

I can beat the greatest computers in the world in 2 moves 1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#

[teal dragon]

Dats crazy

[proper ledge]

zamn

[mossy comet]

i hate this

[hard gyro]

Throwback to the time I kidnapped some guy's King as a 350.

[proper ledge]

why do i feel like i played that b4

I know i didnt but

[hard gyro]

Idk, but I assure you that this game is from 2021.

[proper ledge]

weird

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/skipper-classified-madagascar-madagascar-skipper-and-classified-gif-24286083

W rizz

[errant edge]

Hi

[proper ledge]

ey

[mossy comet]

i MIGHT be winning this one or nah

[errant edge]

@proper ledge you girl?

[hard gyro]

Wild.

[proper ledge]

dont judge a person by its profile and tone

[mossy comet]

this music slaps tho

[teal dragon]

Literally me

[errant edge]

Idc

[daring oyster]

ur pfp looks FAMILYAH wait lemme think

[hard gyro]

Why did you have two elo roles-

[daring oyster]

OOH ITS THAT UNDERTALE THING

[mossy comet]

my opponent auto resigned

[proper ledge]

no clue i just joined the server months ago

[errant edge]

You very sus

[mossy comet]

yay 169

[hard gyro]

Glitchtale*

[errant edge]

I joined 4 year ago

[mossy comet]

hqha im so funy

[daring oyster]

it still counts ;-;

[river kelp]

How would you honestly rate the Noam bot? He is 2200 elo on chess.com

[daring oyster]

glitchtale is an undertale inspired uhh mod? series?

[winter ridge]

2200

[proper ledge]

yep

[winter ridge]

bots cant be rated normally

[hard gyro]

Yes.

[daring oyster]

BINGO

[river kelp]

So, is his rating accurate?

[winter ridge]

so dont pay attention to their ratings
consider it lower than you or higher than you

[proper ledge]

a guy about to turn 15

[errant edge]

No

[proper ledge]

let them have hobbies

[daring oyster]

duude why are u even asking that question 💀

its 2023 asking someone its gender is like dying

[proper ledge]

unfortunately yes.

[winter ridge]

@errant edge you gril?

[errant edge]

No

[daring oyster]

OH BOI ITS GRIL

[errant edge]

No

[teal dragon]

@errant edge yougr

[hard gyro]

Kind of like a "What if the game didn't end with Frisk resetting the game after Pacifist ending."

[proper ledge]

i like the music

[scenic holly]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/82760523571

[daring oyster]

yeah i mean

[scenic holly]

best game of my life

[errant edge]

Idc

[lean bolt]

Why do everytime I pop in here I see weirdos asking if someone is a girl

[teal dragon]

Me when i see you

[daring oyster]

frisk broke the reset button right?

[winter ridge]

idk

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/skipper-classified-madagascar-madagascar-skipper-and-classified-gif-24286083

[errant edge]

Idc

[lean bolt]

You guys need help

[hard gyro]

Yes.

[daring oyster]

OMG IM SO GOOD

[lean bolt]

The mental kind of help

[proper ledge]

ask @errant edge

[proper ledge]

hvnt played undertale in a while. Chess is the dopamine

[winter ridge]

physical too

[daring oyster]

fr

[winter ridge]

this is discord

[proper ledge]

i always play d4

as white

[teal dragon]

Me when i see another d4 player

[errant edge]

@proper ledge what are you doing in site ph?

[lean grail]

I AM OFFICIALLY CHECKY

[proper ledge]

i beg ur pardon?

[proper ledge]

hahhaa i checkmated u

[daring oyster]

i like queens gambit with white also the catalan is legendary but im not that well in memorizing the thoery

[lean grail]

I HAVE GOT 702 RATING

[grim edge]

d4 sucks

[proper ledge]

i love the queens gambit

[lean grail]

Proof?

[teal dragon]

1200 for a reason

[errant edge]

I always play g4

[daring oyster]

yaash

[proper ledge]

u have a point. It is kinda boring. But fsr i have dopamine

[daring oyster]

okay we got a weirdo over there

[proper ledge]

idk about that

[grim edge]

nah boring af

[lean grail]

I have made my way up the grinding mountain to 702 elo BLITZ

[teal dragon]

Boring?? 3000 lines be like

[grim edge]

italian is where the fire is at

[daring oyster]

WHAT

[errant edge]

I win 3 times the 1900-2300 elo with opening the grob maybe

[lean grail]

No

Italian is meh opening

[grim edge]

to lead to the most stale and balanced game ever

[lean grail]

Ok sorry wait

[grim edge]

alr I play Ruy Lopez or Italian depending on my mood

[proper ledge]

I said boring cause. Im growing up and im becoming a child who has no patience

[errant edge]

.

[lean grail]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82563025475?tab=review

[teal dragon]

Ruy lopez is super boring too

[proper ledge]

no way

[teal dragon]

Draws ever time

[lean grail]

This game has got to be better than hikaruu

[daring oyster]

HUH UR GROWING UP INTO A CHILD? INFINITE LIFE HACK

[proper ledge]

is it bcs its an open game?

[proper ledge]

I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[lean grail]

watch this game

[daring oyster]

HOOW THOOOO

[lean grail]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82563025475?tab=review

[proper ledge]

yeah closed games are like a farm for brilliant moves. Thats what i think when i play queen pawn

[grim edge]

nah man ancient chad opening

[errant edge]

@daring oyster @proper ledge don't type with caps lock

[scenic holly]

how tho

[grim edge]

every london system is a draw bro

[proper ledge]

sorry

[daring oyster]

why

[proper ledge]

ANYWAYS

[daring oyster]

lmao

[lean grail]

I ALWAYS SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK WHEN I AM PLAYING CHESS

[errant edge]

Fuсk you bro

[grim edge]

brother is zax trans?

[proper ledge]

WHY U DO THT

[daring oyster]

bro has a phobia

[daring oyster]

HE PROBABLY GOT A PROBLEM HE SHOULD SEE THE DOCTOR BROOO

[lean grail]

Because I must sacrifice THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[teal dragon]

Literally means nothing

[lean grail]

THE KNIGHT yehaw

[proper ledge]

ey ey give him respect. If he has phobia u should not say it.

[daring oyster]

THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[errant edge]

Yes

[lean grail]

THE BISHOP

[proper ledge]

AND HE SACRIFISED THE BISHOOOOPP

[daring oyster]

WTF

[grim edge]

fair she do be a girl

[daring oyster]

AND HE SAC'D HIS VI-

[grim edge]

aint she a masteress now?

[proper ledge]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[sleek oriole]

i thought you pinged me

[daring oyster]

banned

[proper ledge]

wait what

[lean grail]

I have made countless brilliants with my horsey, and 1 with my ROOOOOOK

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82563025475?tab=review

[errant edge]

I thought why i got 243 ping

[daring oyster]

e- dont t h i n k a b o u t i t

[proper ledge]

tell

[proper ledge]

i dont get it

[teal dragon]

@errant edge stop ignoring me

[errant edge]

@proper ledge

[lean grail]

Pls someone look at this game man https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82563025475?tab=review

[proper ledge]

no for real queens gambit such a banger

[sleek oriole]

im too drunk to understand whqt you sent

[proper ledge]

alr i will

[lean grail]

It is not an IP grabber cuz I do not want random numbers

[proper ledge]

2 fricking brilliant

[daring oyster]

its not really a gambit tho ;-;

[grim edge]

sup pizel

[lean grail]

I am thinking like hikaroo

[proper ledge]

jesus christ

[daring oyster]

ok this guy is scary

[mossy comet]

yo im def gonna win this one

[errant edge]

I have only 1 server lol

[proper ledge]

oops accidentaly sent a wrong image

[lean grail]

I am scary when I stick my rook in your back rank 😊

[proper ledge]

this guy man

[scenic holly]

when theory is a brilliant

[daring oyster]

LMAO I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE JOKE "hmmm how can a brilliant move be relevant to back to school thing"

[teal dragon]

Not the point

[lean grail]

I baptised that canadian since I had beef with one that spammed me with laughing

[teal dragon]

Banger opening

[lean grail]

Are you en passant?

[proper ledge]

theory be some brilliants

[lean grail]

because you will always be my first options

[frail pine]

anyone want to get coached?

[lean grail]

Are you a pawn?

[proper ledge]

I just sent wrong imagers

[lean grail]

Because I see you as a potential queen

[proper ledge]

um no thx

[winter ridge]

hello

[proper ledge]

jesus

[winter ridge]

sure moi

[proper ledge]

no idea where ur going at

[winter ridge]

im not too good idk

[lean grail]

Hey baby, are you an open position? Because I am trying to stick my unprotected rook in your open file

[proper ledge]

i prefer closed games

[lean grail]

Then prepare for a sacrifice

[errant edge]

My reaction:

[errant edge]

You trans

[teal dragon]

Am not

[errant edge]

How you got trusted????

[lean grail]

Hey girl, did you expose the position? Because I wanna slide my rook into your back rank and mate you.

[teal dragon]

Bc i been here a week

[errant edge]

Only 8 day

[teal dragon]

Shuhs

[errant edge]

I thought max is 14 day

I thought i in 2020 year

[winter ridge]

nope

[teal dragon]

Npc

[raw frigate]

I ageee, dont think new joins know how tursted role works

[errant edge]

.

[mossy comet]

I WON ON TIME LETS GOO even tho i could see a potential mate

[teal dragon]

Yh

U girl?@errant edge

[mossy comet]

i really need my 200 elo back

[teal dragon]

Even martin better

[undone bridge]

loving men rizz

[lean grail]

@keen cloud

[teal dragon]

Indeed

[lean grail]

@lapis flicker

[teal dragon]

I still let him hit

[lean grail]

@wise cosmos

[mossy comet]

OH MY GOD I MATED IN 8

[undone bridge]

bro pinging all the ppl with girl in their name

[lean grail]

I am trying to test rizz variation

Rizz gambit

[teal dragon]

ED variation

[undone bridge]

ed???

[lean grail]

erectile disfunction variation

[undone bridge]

ik what it means

[teal dragon]

You cant get erect

[undone bridge]

how did you know

[boreal cosmos]

[lean grail]

Rizz gambit, declined variation. Forced mate in 2

[teal dragon]

Because

[lapis flicker]

rizz failure

[undone bridge]

@grim edge /profile

[teal dragon]

Forced mate and rizz is not the context i want to hear 😰😰

[lean grail]

Hey girl, do you have an exposed position? Because I wanna slide my rook into your back rank and mate you.

Are you enpassant?

[lapis flicker]

blocked

[undone bridge]

ayo fym you're 21 and "if you're under 16 don't dm me"

[lean grail]

Rizz gambit , declined variation. forced mate in 2

[errant edge]

@lapis flicker you girl?

[lapis flicker]

fym fym

[undone bridge]

16???

[daring oyster]

ok that question is so weird

[lapis flicker]

i don’t like kids

[fiery beacon]

Only person I’ve ever forced mated is myself (both in chess and real life)

[errant edge]

Lol

[teal dragon]

How can you-

[novel moat]

So over 16 but under 18 aren't kids?

[teal dragon]

In my country 16 is legal

[lapis flicker]

no but 16 is tolerable

[undone bridge]

bobert hess

[daring oyster]

stare

[errant edge]

20 year animal was a kid???

[lean grail]

I may be young but I have the brain of a 20 year old

[fiery beacon]

16 is legal is most countries

[lapis flicker]

what

[novel moat]

Legal doesn't make them not kids

[lean grail]

My elo is 702

[teal dragon]

@errant edge im not trans😹😹😹

[errant edge]

Fuсk you

[lapis flicker]

i’m not talking about legal you dorks i’m saying i don’t like talking to most people under like 16

[lean grail]

Hey baby girl, I will grind elo just to give it to you.

[errant edge]

Then you alice

[fiery beacon]

I may be old but I have the brain of a 2 year old

[lean grail]

LOL JOE BIDEN IS THAT U?

[teal dragon]

Im not alice

[lean grail]

alice these nuts

[lapis flicker]

why

[hexed pecan]

Okay I'm going to be the Albert filler

[errant edge]

Then why you said i am not trans

[teal dragon]

ok FTM or MTF

[mossy comet]

heres how i mated in 8 (white side is me)

1. e4 e5
2. Nc3 Nc6
3. Qh5 g6
4. Qf3 Nf6
5. Bc4 Nd4
6. Qxf6 Nxc2+
7. Kd1 Nxa1
8. Qxf7#

[errant edge]

For destroyed base chinese in rust

[hexed pecan]

Hello

[mossy comet]

Hi Albert Chesertz

[fiery linden]

Brilliancies are broken on chess.com, I ended up winning but I’m tipsy and hung my queen but I got a brilliancy

[stable jungle]

Hey @hexed pecan, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[teal dragon]

Wth??!

[hexed pecan]

Who was it.

[lapis flicker]

my bad

[fiery linden]

Don’t drink and chess should be illegal

[undone bridge]

what did you take?

[lean grail]

I have a deal, If I beat you in chess you have to let me mate you

[blazing ore]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bgR3yESAEVE

[teal dragon]

L take

[fiery linden]

A bishop

[fiery beacon]

[lapis flicker]

i play chess way better after a drink or two

[hexed pecan]

Hello

[keen parrot]

yeah i saw this vid

[lean grail]

I ABSOLUTELY DESPITE BISHOPS

[fiery linden]

I got this dude with a back rank mate

[lean grail]

THEY ARE UGLY

THEY ARE STUPID

[teal dragon]

I like bishops

[fiery linden]

Maybe that’s the key I mean I did end up wining

[lean grail]

AND THEY STOP ME FROM GETTING BRILLIANT MOVES

[teal dragon]

Most breedable chess piece

[undone bridge]

bizbob pear

[errant edge]

I like air

[floral patrol]

bobby fischer loved the bishops

[fiery linden]

Asking knights or bishops is the equivalent of asking ass or titties

[lapis flicker]

idk i think the king is pretty breedable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[fiery linden]

You like titties if you like bishops

[lean grail]

I prefer forks

[keen parrot]

dude i cant stop watching that vid

[errant edge]

@lapis flicker you girl or not?

[hexed pecan]

Wtf is wrong with chay

[gleaming lion]

i like chicken wings

[errant edge]

Ok

[lean grail]

If you like bishops you like men and if you like knights you like women

[keen parrot]

technically its pawns since they can turn into anything

[fiery beacon]

Why is chat so horny today?

[errant edge]

My discord lagging

[winter ridge]

today?

[undone bridge]

i like bishops

[fiery linden]

Explain logic

[teal dragon]

Bishop is closest to a plug

[lapis flicker]

and wtf is wrong with @errant edge

[lean grail]

Bishops are gay and knights can fork so they are cool

[gleaming lion]

Bruh wtf

[teal dragon]

W bishop

[fiery beacon]

He copied my name (I copyrighted having Mr in your discord name)

[mossy comet]

froked

[undone bridge]

knights jump to conclusions

[floral patrol]

You need to explain this first

[errant edge]

I am here 4 year lol

[hexed pecan]

No

[fiery beacon]

Be quiet you copy cat

[gleaming lion]

Bruh

[mossy comet]

super reaction blunder

super blunder

[keen parrot]

i was faster

[undone bridge]

cop or not?

[lean grail]

Fr kid u get mated by fool's mate

[lapis flicker]

since when is this chat so awful

[fiery linden]

Bishops kinda look like titties
Knights are horses, donkeys are called asses so it’s not too far of a leap ya feel me?

[hexed pecan]

Always

[mossy comet]

what

[lapis flicker]

this is why i hang out in #💬〡chess-talk instead of this shithole

[mossy comet]

Chees talk is like more peaceful

[keen parrot]

fr this is a mess

[mossy comet]

cheese talk

[keen parrot]

ok dude thats too far <@&745328830649991179>

[hexed pecan]

Brilliant

[undone bridge]

i prefer #1113911907687080007

[mossy comet]

ima go there now because this chat sucks

[lean grail]

proof?

[mossy comet]

Mm yes i love unknown

[errant edge]

Then why he fuсking gay?

[teal dragon]

Chat went off the rails

[fiery linden]

Send me unrated challenges, chess.com user is my name here

[undone bridge]

😻

[lean grail]

I like knights

[floral patrol]

the bishops have a line-stripe thing that the other thing doesnt have

[lapis flicker]

can someone get @errant edge out of here this dude is insane

[undone bridge]

including the (1215)?

[lapis flicker]

same

[fiery linden]

Still same shape

[errant edge]

You girl?

[keen parrot]

fr

[fiery linden]

No that’s roughly my elo

[fiery beacon]

!banana @errant edge

[teal dragon]

What did blud say

[lapis flicker]

same

[undone bridge]

he said d4 > e4

[tardy holly]

whats the difference of #💬〡general-off-topic and #💬〡chess-talk

[fiery beacon]

Mods, banana this guy

[teal dragon]

Nawwww

[floral patrol]

does the other thing have a hole in it? no not the center. a bigger one

[mossy comet]

chess talk = calm
general = CHAOS

[lapis flicker]

no way

[mossy comet]

You girl?

[undone bridge]

didn't ask

[fiery linden]

General shape and then the lil ball on top is like the nipple

[errant edge]

Oh

[lapis flicker]

least womanless chess player

[fringe shoal]

.

[fiery beacon]

General is horny area, chess talk is for chess

[cursive canopy]

Hello guys and gays

[tardy holly]

in that case

why is bank of america in so much debt

[keen parrot]

@errant edge tf

[fiery linden]

@floral patrol hence bishops are titties

[cursive canopy]

"N word" are u good??

[tardy holly]

nono he's got a point there

[errant edge]

Lol

[lapis flicker]

<@&745328830649991179> can y'all get rid of this guy please

[floral patrol]

this looked like an is it worth it meme

[undone bridge]

5 seconds no scholar's mate

[floral patrol]

idk why

[mossy comet]

is it worth it?

[fiery beacon]

Sold

[undone bridge]

5 seconds no 2. Qh5

[undone bridge]

let him cook

[fiery linden]

Trans women are women @keen parrot

[keen parrot]

ok

[lapis flicker]

real

[floral patrol]

ok

[keen parrot]

i never said they werent?

[fiery beacon]

Trans women are trans women

[errant edge]

@floral patrol yo bro

[fiery linden]

Might’ve misconstrued your meme my bad g

[fiery beacon]

I have very big brain

[floral patrol]

ye?

[tardy holly]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[restive storm]

me when one minute without playing 1. e4 f5

[errant edge]

Why you look like my friend

[teal dragon]

Chat craazzyyy

[tardy holly]

people of this generation are confused

[errant edge]

No

[cursive canopy]

𩿞了結合約定期存單我們一同做到

[errant edge]

I stealed your pizza

[fiery beacon]

Just because they have fem in their name doesn’t mean they’re a girl

[floral patrol]

IT. WAS. COINCIDENTAL. THAT. ALDIES. AND. I. HAD. THE. SAME. PROFILE. PICTURE.

[cursive canopy]

Црнац

[tardy holly]

and I shat my pants 😏😏

[errant edge]

Idk

[fiery beacon]

Can you give it to me

[fiery linden]

Fr (I don’t speak Japanese or mandarin idk which this is)

[cursive canopy]

Црнја

[raw frigate]

Trans more like transformers (help me)

[fiery beacon]

No

[mossy comet]

the person me
react them

[teal dragon]

Optimus fine

[errant edge]

⬇️ this is girl ⬇️

[teal dragon]

Me

[raw frigate]

S

[mossy comet]

i am not girl

[floral patrol]

if trans are transformers, i officially identify as an autobot

[cursive canopy]

濤和風風畫觀的方式搬移你好?

Ohayo

[keen parrot]

käft

[errant edge]

Қазақша

[cursive canopy]

Nani?? Only english

[fiery linden]

Ты мама шлюха

[teal dragon]

Uwu baka

[restive storm]

no u-words

[mossy comet]

Shart

[errant edge]

Иди нахуй

[teal dragon]

LMAO

[raw frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[teal dragon]

Why delete

[leaden scroll]

Unfortunate

[errant edge]

I agree

[mossy comet]

bro called us a cow in filipino

[restive storm]

that's not the u-word

[floral patrol]

that is officially me

[mossy comet]

uwu cow 😱

[cursive canopy]

Ehehheheaw

[obtuse harbor]

@grim edge keep it safe for children in here

[restive storm]

gusy neondactyl is here

[restive storm]

no u-words

[errant edge]

@teal dragon

[teal dragon]

uwu

[mossy comet]

you woo

[errant edge]

Why i am here 4 year??

[mossy comet]

or is it oo woo

[raw frigate]

500 WOMEN?!?!

[obtuse harbor]

This is a chess server, that meme was not appropriate

[keen parrot]

the vid is fire but stop spamming it please, it makes me not enjoy it as much as i used to

[cursive canopy]

25 black mans for only 500 bucks?????

[restive storm]

I have a chess meme guys want to see it

[mossy comet]

I love popeyes

[cursive canopy]

Crnja

[fading spruce]

There shouldn’t be children in here

[fiery linden]

Children are the worst

[restive storm]

@obtuse harbor can you see my meme and make sure it's not too loud
the orignal was very loud but I lowered the volume just in case can I show you and you tell me if it's ok

[cursive canopy]

Do u guys know any active english onky community server pls i need it i will give u whthvar u want

[mossy comet]

Wen is albort bot bacc 😔

wen is he bak??

[keen parrot]

@worn ice WAKE UP

[fading spruce]

That’s just your fault for going on TikTok tbh

[mossy comet]

is he kil?

[fiery linden]

I had a meme to go with this but I couldn’t find it so I posted this one

[mossy comet]

Albert is kil

[floral patrol]

no way it's tomska from asdfmovie

[fiery linden]

Oh bro I hate TikTok my ex sent this to me like 5 months ago

[cursive canopy]

Hell nahhhhhh ahhhh ahhg

[mossy comet]

It says gullible on the ceiling

[fiery linden]

I haven’t been on cringe ass tiktok in over a year

[cursive canopy]

Fr

[keen parrot]

react with if you are 18 or older

[floral patrol]

looks up

[raw frigate]

LMAOOOO

[obtuse harbor]

@teal dragon keep it family friendly

[raw frigate]

IT GOT DELETED

[teal dragon]

Sorry

[void crater]

is there a looking for game channel?

[fiery linden]

React with if you’re 21+

[raw frigate]

Im 3 years od

[keen parrot]

ban

[raw frigate]

Shit i run

[floral patrol]

im -5675543855648367e+346746475 years old

[teal dragon]

IM 18

[fading spruce]

I see why you broke up with her

[keen parrot]

he says he is 18 idk

[fiery linden]

Bunch of children lol

[teal dragon]

My bday 25/01/2005

[raw frigate]

My exact age is 3.141592653

[keen parrot]

2018 discord acc

[teal dragon]

I literally graduated school 2 weeks ago

[floral patrol]

trust nobody in here

[keen parrot]

idk makes sense to me

[fiery linden]

My ex didn’t really go on there either but was kinda a bitch and manipulative

[obtuse harbor]

That last digit should be a 4 for more accuracy (the following digit is a 5, which rounds up)

[fading spruce]

Ay bro we get it done in the end

By any means necessary

[floral patrol]

no. if you were born in 2005 then you graduate 18 years later aka 2023, but you gotta stay in school for that whole year, not half a year

[raw frigate]

Neondactyl are you a nerd? 🤓

Nah im playing

[teal dragon]

Wtf

[obtuse harbor]

Yup

[teal dragon]

Its 2023 rn

[raw frigate]

😭

[fading spruce]

What are you talking about

[grim edge]

me: *doesn't study
mother: study you moron
me: *acutally studies
mother: study you moron

[mossy comet]

also neon once i get image perms is it ok if i can post like non chess stuff like geometry dash or just keep it chess

[floral patrol]

chilean education system man

[obtuse harbor]

try to keep it generally chess related

[raw frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-gif-23479145

[teal dragon]

Im not chilean 🇨🇿 !!!

[mossy comet]

Sonc Wave

i love sonc waev

[floral patrol]

does that flag mean you're from czech or you mistaked the flags?

[fading spruce]

Galaxy Collapse Wave