💬〡general-off-topic

[normal hatch]

[barren musk]

unbelievable

[upbeat viper]

Plastic but ye

[barren musk]

woo that's amazing i've always wanted a chess board but couldn't afford one good for you

[stone spear]

turns out this problem isnt about the force dark page thing can anyone help T-T

[barren musk]

my grandpa had a glass chess set but he sold it due to financial pressure

[upbeat viper]

rip :(

[barren musk]

change your pieces in settings to neo

[barren musk]

it was such a big chess board and the pieces were made out of glasses they looked so beautiful together

[upbeat viper]

I imagine

but it's mostly pretty

must be silly to avoid breaking it

[bright glade]

I wear glasses, glasses were used to make a chess set?

[barren musk]

😭 my grandpa was a really good chess player i wish he hadn't stopped playing he's as good as 1400 rated players

[buoyant leaf]

Didn't realize I checkmated.

[upbeat viper]

1400 I see

[barren musk]

wha-

[stone spear]

its not jsut the peices its the entire browser

[keen parrot]

hey bast did my mod application get denied (like expected)

[barren musk]

wtf

[upbeat viper]

I have no idea, I'm not mod manager

[barren musk]

send a screenshot of the entirety of your screen do not edit anything out

i wanna see what the problem is

[stone spear]

i was just moving pieces and it just became like this i have no idea whta i touched, is it a mouse gesture of somethign idk

[barren musk]

yup skill issu- jk idk honestly i've never seen that kind of problem before

[stone spear]

my mouse shortcuts are off tho

[bright glade]

Click on play

[barren musk]

you can set mouse shortcuts???

[bright glade]

Oh wait

[barren musk]

that's news to me

[bright glade]

Nvm

[stone spear]

opera has that feature but i dont know

[barren musk]

don't use opera 💀

[stone spear]

this honetly hurts my eyes wtf

[barren musk]

yup same here my eyes are burning from the light themed images

[stone spear]

imma try to open chess on a another software

[barren musk]

do you have chrome?

or anything other than microsoft edge and opera?

[teal dragon]

Edge me

[barren musk]

you sussy baka

[stone spear]

yeah no its an opera issue

[barren musk]

i see

[teal dragon]

[raw frigate]

effects of not seeing a woman for 3 years:

[grim edge]

when you study a new opening to play otb and you see the theory of it moment

[raw frigate]

usual stuff

[barren musk]

what the-

[teal dragon]

English prep

[barren musk]

btw guys which opening is the best to play for a 700 rated player?

[raw frigate]

e4 e5

[grim edge]

sicillian najdorf

[barren musk]

W i'll play that from now on /s

i've been playing f4

[weary umbra]

Italian game

[raw frigate]

bro cmon zax

[errant edge]

@grim edge hi girl

[weary umbra]

Do anything if you r black

[grim edge]

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match

[raw frigate]

i wanna list that but for nf3

[austere bluff]

Match?

[teal dragon]

Chess kids when they tell their parents that they are studying English

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-shit-snoop-dogg-phat-tuesdays-thats-genius-its-genius-gif-24914106

[teal dragon]

My fav person is back

[stone spear]

I fixed it lmao turns out it was the dark page shortcut thing

[errant edge]

I love troll

[bright glade]

I told you it was haha

[stone spear]

I wasnt convinced cause thw thing was off turns out it was a shortcut, opera is weird mdan

[grim edge]

i need a lot more lol

[teal dragon]

Aw :(

[teal dragon]

D4 list never ending

[lucid minnow]

https://twitter.com/vishy64theking/status/1678385487319379969?s=20 bro I can't believe it now

Viswanathan Anand (@vishy64theking)

In chess or in life?

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Twitter · Jul 10, 2023, 12:47 PM

see this tweet

[teal dragon]

Goofy indians

[upbeat viper]

https://twitter.com/vishy64theking/status/1678413418536075265

Viswanathan Anand (@vishy64theking)

Admin paneer sub khaane gaya tha 😅

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6496

Retweets

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 10, 2023, 2:38 PM

[upbeat viper]

what is wrong with him today

lmao

[fading spruce]

The Tiger of Madras

[lucid minnow]

I don't believe vishy is making these type of tweets

I expect this from magnus

[teal dragon]

Blud calculating all sandwich variations 💀

[lucid minnow]

I am remembring the clip when magnus was asked about andrea botez 💀

[primal shore]

Bro I'm gonna kill incho

This mf tells me to vc right

[lucid minnow]

Woah Luky it's been a while

[upbeat viper]

oh hi Luyldakhdize

[primal shore]

Then I join, he leaves

[raw frigate]

d5 responses, didnt cover c5 or other vars yet

[primal shore]

He joins, I leave

We both join

[raw frigate]

reversed london 💀

[primal shore]

And this mf is deffened

[fading spruce]

Where’s the Borg Gambit at

[primal shore]

@grim edge literally gonna murder u

[restive storm]

You should see how many Ruy Lopez chapters I have

[raw frigate]

mfs actually played it against me

[bright glade]

[primal shore]

Stop being so silly smh

[keen parrot]

real

[lucid minnow]

why people hate london

[primal shore]

Ew

[fading spruce]

I’ll play it against you right now 🗿

[grim edge]

rude

[teal dragon]

Expensive as shit

[bright glade]

Go to #1126164477126131842 And read up for my response

[fading spruce]

Disgusting

[teal dragon]

Pollution tax

[restive storm]

French defense more annoying than London system

[fading spruce]

Br*tish

[teal dragon]

Dirty

The thames is literally brown

[raw frigate]

like what 💀

[restive storm]

I got prep vs London but not as good prep against French

[fading spruce]

That’s actually the Herrström Gambit

[teal dragon]

Horse takes

[fading spruce]

Probably even worse

[barren musk]

then queen takes

because no bishop defending

[teal dragon]

Then bishop takes bishop then rook

[raw frigate]

didnt play it till i castled its worse

[barren musk]

fr

[teal dragon]

Gg black lost

[barren musk]

sounds they're playing against martin

[fading spruce]

I finally played the Lobster Gambit against someone today

[raw frigate]

What the fk is that

[fading spruce]

Latvian Gambit but you countergambit by playing g4

[teal dragon]

Wow cool

[raw frigate]

💀

[teal dragon]

Whats that

[fading spruce]

It was against an 800 in this server

[grim edge]

i’m currently wanted in japan for tax fraud

[fading spruce]

You’re wanted for causing Fukushima

[magic falcon]

AHH i can't talk

[barren musk]

what is g4? i don't know what g4 means i only know f4 the checkmate gambit

[grim edge]

u need to connect ur account but since albert is down u can’t rn

[grave wasp]

ommm cheesewater for dinner

[barren musk]

wtf cheese water?

[grim edge]

Wassup

[teal dragon]

Cheesy water

[barren musk]

sounds like american 💀

[grave wasp]

It's one of the greatest inside jokes in the server

[barren musk]

hmm i see

since i have just started being active in this server after being here for nearly 5 months i have no clue what cheese water is

[teal dragon]

Its omm

[barren musk]

omm?

is this where it all started?

wtf

don't post nitro links on general chats

do it in dms

[main marsh]

Hello

[grim edge]

nitro basic lol

[grim edge]

yo

[barren musk]

ching chong bird

[mental coral]

People probably got auto claim self bots

[main marsh]

Slightly new to chess thought I'd join.

[grim edge]

nice

[flint sorrel]

can someone with a diamond review my game pls

[undone bridge]

is diamond the only one with unlimited reviews?

[grim edge]

no

plat and diamond

[undone bridge]

ic

[flint sorrel]

?

[teal dragon]

No

[barren musk]

welcome

[barren musk]

to the ROOOOOK cult

i bet we all have at some point started chess because of gotham or some other chess content creators... but gotham fans are just way too many of them

[flint sorrel]

why not

[flint sorrel]

not funny

[keen parrot]

not me

[barren musk]

but i am a gigachad who got the audacity to say that i started chess because of my grandpa who had a big glass chess set and played like a 1400

[fickle rampart]

The rook

[golden badge]

I am in Japan rn

[keen parrot]

nice

[barren musk]

damn unreal

[keen parrot]

id love to go to japan again one day

[barren musk]

woahh where is that?

[keen parrot]

especially to the countryside

[flint sorrel]

d4>e4

[barren musk]

which city in japan?

[undone bridge]

aren't all asian cities the same??

[flint sorrel]

french defense>>>

[barren musk]

no?

[golden badge]

Nagawa

[barren musk]

never heard of that... is it a village?

[grim edge]

#Freenk

[golden badge]

Yes

[barren musk]

are you staying at a village hotel rn?

[golden badge]

Yes

[grim edge]

all the hot anime girls (i’m 400kg)

who got it

[last perch]

Did you click the picture now?

[barren musk]

oh cool

[grim edge]

it was already claimed u dumbass

“who got it” shut yo ass up

[undone bridge]

zamn

[mighty remnant]

i hate losing on time

[flint sorrel]

you claimed it before sending

[barren musk]

don't fricking post nitro gift links in servers bruhhh

[golden badge]

No

[keen parrot]

who got it

[undone bridge]

who got it

[barren musk]

who got it???

[grim edge]

who got it?

[last perch]

none , they have claimed it before

[weary umbra]

I miss lockdown days
Chess also became very popular at that time

Nostalgia😭😭

[flint sorrel]

looool

[grim edge]

no shit

[barren musk]

real

[strange brook]

Y’all claim it instantly lol

[keen parrot]

you a dumbass fr

[grim edge]

blud is dropping his claimed nitro 💀

[flint sorrel]

sending empty nitro links is so funnyyy

[last perch]

yes shit

[main marsh]

He's the reason I recently decided to take it more seriously 😂

[broken portal]

Ur giving bots nitro if u send it here idiots

[barren musk]

can you send me a nitro gift link in dms instead?

[flint sorrel]

haahahahahahah

[knotty obsidian]

Hi

[barren musk]

that'd be very helpful

[flint sorrel]

those nitro claimers nerd are everywhere

[grim edge]

all the gifts are claimed before hand silly

[barren musk]

ik i'm just being sarcastic rn

[grim edge]

im sending here for everyone

[main marsh]

I started because of my dad when I was 10 but just never took it seriously

[strange brook]

[grim edge]

LMAO

[barren musk]

nope you aren't- those are getting claimed by bots if you didn't know

[upbeat viper]

stop spamming nitros

and btw

[keen parrot]

spam nitros in MY DMs ONLY!

[barren musk]

there are bots everywhere on discord collecting these nitro drops so that they can giveaway nitros on those "free discord nitro giveaways" server

[strange brook]

Bro is mad he didn’t get none

[barren musk]

no shit me too pls

[upbeat viper]

when will pogchamp's training sessions begin ?

is there any info about that

[grim edge]

literally just use a nitro sniper it’s not that hard

[charred surge]

i trapped my cousin in my drill (roblox)

[upbeat viper]

do we know more about the participant's etc

[strange brook]

Aren’t you supposed to know that

[flint sorrel]

no they use a bot to claim it for themselves in a milisecond lol

[upbeat viper]

I'm mod not staff

[dawn solar]

Am I the only one that can't find ‘ask an expert channel'

[grim edge]

If you’re a girl maybe I can gift you, but only if you are a girl

[grim edge]

#1039982616159465595

[barren musk]

i'm a girl

[upbeat viper]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1039982616159465595

[charred surge]

bastoura help 💀

[strange brook]

[grim edge]

proove

[flint sorrel]

loool

[dawn solar]

Thanks

[barren musk]

AYO???!!??! 😳

[barren musk]

YOU'RE ASKING ME TO EXPOSE MY BODY EWW

[upbeat viper]

chill out

[barren musk]

ONLINE PREDATOR

💀

[charred surge]

AUGHHH

[grim edge]

just some proovings 😏

[strange brook]

[barren musk]

.

[charred surge]

[teal dragon]

Ima girl

[strange brook]

[barren musk]

lmfao

[charred surge]

ok imma go play more roblox

bai hahahhahaha

[teal dragon]

When does my nitro arrive

[charred surge]

roblox > chess 🤪

[barren musk]

smh

[charred surge]

e

[strange brook]

[charred surge]

[teal dragon]

Chess is pretty cringe tbh

[strange brook]

[teal dragon]

Damn fr?

[grim edge]

csgo better

[charred surge]

hi
sup
hru
im fine
wanna go out on a date
ok sure but where
to the cinemas, and you can choose what we watch
omg rlly? that sounds so much fun tyy lets go now!
ok ill come and pick u up 😘
okayy ill be in my house bye
byeee

[teal dragon]

Yippeee

[barren musk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/958320086790332486.webp?size=48&name=k30_kana_ho&quality=lossless

[charred surge]

ok guys do i make another story?

[teal dragon]

hru im fine is still theory no?

[strange brook]

Bro wrote a story with chess emojis

[charred surge]

real

[strange brook]

Nah that’s outdated since there’s better ways to lead to mate

Pause

[upbeat viper]

my life :

[strange brook]

Bro hung his queen irl☠️

[upbeat viper]

twitch con was

[restive storm]

My Ruy Lopez pgn is so bruh

[upbeat viper]

but no more twitch con so

[strange brook]

Bludner

[upbeat viper]

good

[charred surge]

ok im at your house
ok im coming out
daaamn girl u fine as hell
ohh thank youu~~
okay lets go now?
okayy
wait one second someones calling me
ok
ok sorry now lets go

tell me if u want more 😎

[barren musk]

wait what

[charred surge]

did u read whats before

[barren musk]

coming out?? 🤨

[charred surge]

im making a story but every sentence is rated with chess emojis

MAN UR BRAIN IS SO DIRTY DRINK SOME HOLY WATER

[barren musk]

no because i like to take things out of context and make them sus every time

[barren musk]

i need some bleach do you have some?

[charred surge]

yeah i realized 🙄

[barren musk]

today i've watched something horrible even worse than my dirty mind

[strange brook]

Keep going

[charred surge]

ok gives anime disk

[mossy comet]

i made funny crazy line + parallax on the crazy line

[charred surge]

ok

[mossy comet]

it doesnt look empty now

[barren musk]

why are you handing me hent-

[strange brook]

It’s gonna lead to mate

[barren musk]

lmfaooo

what

[strange brook]

[barren musk]

imma go now

the chat activity has fallen

cya'll never

[queen canyon]

who here thinks im cool

[grim edge]

sup chessers

[ornate ivy]

No one here

[barren musk]

cuz imma go to buy milk

[mossy comet]

i am very sad

[charred surge]

okay were here!
YIPEEEEEE
the hell??
sorry..
ok anyways do u want popcorn?
yes please
what flavor?
cheetos with cheese little bit of dorito crumbs
wha- ok..
so what movie are we watching?
didnt i tell you to choose?
oh sorry ok i wanna watch indiana jones 2
damn girll your taste is amazingg
ok now lets watch the movieee~~~

[mossy comet]

Fried fish tacos

[grim edge]

i think youre the oposite of cool

[queen canyon]

im hot

[grim edge]

youre not

[mossy comet]

im the opposite of hot

[queen canyon]

thats the opposite of cool

[mossy comet]

im cold

[grim edge]

delete that cringe sh*t

[charred surge]

no

everyone likes what i do

[restive storm]

My reaction:||💀||

[grim edge]

i threw up in my mouth

reading that

[barren musk]

wtf

[charred surge]

||(and by everyone i mean only @barren musk)||

[grim edge]

http://www.glicko.net/research/gdescrip.pdf anyway i found how chess rating is measured

[barren musk]

💀

[restive storm]

💀

[charred surge]

and this guy

[strange brook]

I like it

[keen parrot]

@charred surge comnsider taking a bath with a toaster

[strange brook]

It’s cool chess story

[restive storm]

Hi mairos

[grim edge]

factual information

[charred surge]

you, my sir, deserve this 🤡

[restive storm]

The toast will get soggy

[strange brook]

[barren musk]

this-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1023276827004915783.webp?size=48&name=despair&quality=lossless

[strange brook]

How can y’all hate on a chess story I don’t understand. Y’all a whole

[barren musk]

nahh

[grim edge]

whoever tells stories with emojis is literally homosexual, ive never met a straight guy that does this

[grim edge]

and i dont think i ever will, though im chill with gay ppl

[barren musk]

gone sexual? 😳

[grim edge]

hes like 5 years old max

[strange brook]

Ong bro is mad at a chess story

[grim edge]

i love blind levy

hes 2x as funny when he can see 2x less

[charred surge]

bro im muslim

[strange brook]

he can’t see anything bruh

[grim edge]

im christian

[barren musk]

well now you have

[charred surge]

ok

[queen canyon]

hi christian, im dad!

[charred surge]

bro i only made the story bc @strange brook told me to

[charred surge]

hi dad im osama

[barren musk]

y'all chill

[tough nest]

hey

[strange brook]

It was a fire story

[tough nest]

hello chess people

[queen canyon]

hi osama, im bin

[charred surge]

do u want more 😩

[barren musk]

guys let osama cook

[tough nest]

i'm new to chess i started loving this granpa game

[strange brook]

Perhaps

[charred surge]

hi bin, my names actually osama so pls shaddap

[strange brook]

Ong bro was cooking and the haters came in chat

[tough nest]

i'm currently 350 elo

how can i improve to 800

[queen canyon]

bro i wanted to get you to say laden

[barren musk]

drink an energy drink and then you'll think like an 800 elo

[grim edge]

wsp

[barren musk]

breh

[strange brook]

Bro the emoji conversations are a w. You’re just a hater

[barren musk]

imma go i need to go

[upbeat viper]

++

[arctic flare]

Hello everyone

[main marsh]

I just joined so people can make fun of my dumb mistakes. I don't think i ever had anyone analyze my games before.

[strange brook]

[charred surge]

why

[strange brook]

It got deleted☠️

[upbeat viper]

spammy ngl

[charred surge]

i didnt break a rule bruv?

[strange brook]

It’s chess story

[charred surge]

i aint spamming its different stories every time

[upbeat viper]

it's pointless tho'

[strange brook]

Discord is pointless

[charred surge]

but he likes it

[upbeat viper]

then do it in DMs

[queen canyon]

im getting minecraft love story vibes rn

[strange brook]

It’s better in public chat

[charred surge]

no more chess stories for u

[strange brook]

Why do you have this saved

[charred surge]

i have so many videos saved i use them according to the moment

[grim edge]

he wants to build one

[keen parrot]

people have been banned for less

[charred surge]

WHAT

nah u trolling it doesnt break any rule

its just an ak with music-

THE HELL?

[upbeat viper]

peach

you're so cool

[next thorn]

<@&745328830649991179> we have an under 13 kid in a call

[upbeat viper]

and with my star we're gonna rule

[queen canyon]

theres no girl mods here

[upbeat viper]

oh ?

[charred surge]

and with my star were gonna rule

[grim edge]

I'm asking

[upbeat viper]

how do you know

[charred surge]

peach, understandddd

[grim edge]

Anita isn't a woman?

[next thorn]

you can join vc and hear him

[strange brook]

Bro☠️☠️☠️☠️

[charred surge]

im gonna love u till the very endddd

[bright trench]

can someone else with premium check your insights or do you need it

[grim edge]

He knows

SOMEONE GIVE ME TALKING PERMS

[charred surge]

OHHH peaches peaches epaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches IIII LOOOOVE YOUUUU OHHHH

[queen canyon]

oh yeah her as well

[next thorn]

damn dude left

[upbeat viper]

voice =/= proof

[queen canyon]

did you get hacked?

[grim edge]

≠

[next thorn]

but basically he sounded like a 10 year old and was insulting everyone

[upbeat viper]

I made his brain bug

[strange brook]

If it’s a squeaker there’s like a 75 percent chance it’s under 13

[queen canyon]

osama was normal not too long ago

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper hey so genuine question how do you say " I saw a seal swimming today " in French

[old thistle]

Hello

[upbeat viper]

hi Scip

[grim edge]

He met zax

[strange brook]

Google translate

[grim edge]

I used that in my exam and ever since then I don't trust it also its fun to annoy bast

[upbeat viper]

lol

[old thistle]

Did you cheat??

Wth

[upbeat viper]

wut

ah

translator for an exam

[strange brook]

I heard mods secretly won’t ban you if you give them 10 dollars and a video shout out. Is this true?

[daring oyster]

famous last words

[queen canyon]

that explains

[upbeat viper]

no

[old thistle]

Caught in 4k 📸

[grim edge]

Je regarde une phoque nager aujourd hui? @upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

un not une

[charred surge]

back

[daring oyster]

wax is cool

[upbeat viper]

and don't forget the ' for aujourd'hui

[strange brook]

U French? Do you play the French defense as well?

[grim edge]

Un phoque? OK cool

[upbeat viper]

nop

[upbeat viper]

👌

[old thistle]

I miss Albert

[upbeat viper]

me too

[charred surge]

this joke is soooooo oldddddddddd

[upbeat viper]

and Anitta too

[old thistle]

Where is she?

[charred surge]

ANITTA LEFT?

[upbeat viper]

she's uuh

[grim edge]

Yea yea-
Don't forget that I stopped with French a year ago so my skills are rusty

[upbeat viper]

idk

[strange brook]

Why does general have slow mode, I strongly dislike it.

[upbeat viper]

maybe still 1hr away

oh

she lurking

[charred surge]

bruh as soon as i said my future latina she came

[grim edge]

Ye

[charred surge]

💀

[upbeat viper]

hi Anitta

[wheat robin]

Mating Net

[charred surge]

bro got that rizz

[old thistle]

You remind me of one guy who only joined to then complain about slow mode

[grim edge]

Bast's oui oui baguette is pinned

[hot hazel]

hmm

[upbeat viper]

because it does get crazy sometimes

[upbeat viper]

lmao

who did that

[strange brook]

Then only turn it on when it gets crazy you silly goose

[old thistle]

Slow mode is only 5 seconds, right?

[grim edge]

Anita

[upbeat viper]

yep

Anitta pinged

susge

[strange brook]

Bro that’s a long time honestly

[hot hazel]

Bastoura your still here typing

[old thistle]

Anitta on the same day

[main marsh]

Then I'm at the right place lol

[upbeat viper]

won't complain

[grim edge]

Like 3 mins after that

[charred surge]

bro ill help u pull anitta

(im 13)

[upbeat viper]

lmao

[strange brook]

Which mod is the biggest no life?

[old thistle]

People these days smh. Same concentration and patient as a goldfish

[upbeat viper]

oh

[grim edge]

Scipio never did funny German things

[charred surge]

bro i may be 13 but trust me i have the wildest rizz lines ever

[grim edge]

Hard to say but it's between scipio and bast

[upbeat viper]

'lines'

[charred surge]

i can dm u some of them lelel

[upbeat viper]

[old thistle]

Let's no

[charred surge]

e

[fluid burrow]

guys

[charred surge]

hi

[hot hazel]

chad move by admitting to breaking discord tos

[grim edge]

"No"

[charred surge]

wdym im 13

discord is 13+

[old thistle]

I think I got great chances for the title considered my 100k chat messages

[hot hazel]

discord tos I think has it at 14+

[strange brook]

Would you rather go outside or be forced to play the bird opening?

[hot hazel]

unless im mistaken

[charred surge]

no 13+

[hot hazel]

let me check

[grim edge]

Who is the smartest mod here?

[hot hazel]

ah ok

[grim edge]

And the most resourceful one?

[charred surge]

bastoura for sure

[old thistle]

Being force to do anything is bad especially the Bird. Easy outside vote

[fluid burrow]

if i've offered a draw and it's 'waiting for his response', can my opponent still disconnect with my getting the win?

[hot hazel]

your right

[fluid burrow]

if i've offered a draw and it's 'waiting for his response', can my opponent still disconnect with my getting the win?

[charred surge]

good mentality

[strange brook]

None of them, they just think “I see meme in general I mute. I see bad I ban.”

[grim edge]

Whats his iq? Degree? Idk what do yall rank smartness by

[upbeat viper]

oh

[old thistle]

Absolutely

[grim edge]

...

[upbeat viper]

there'll be a Napoleon movie

[hot hazel]

ah I just checked I am confused because its different based off country

[grim edge]

Hmm I agree

[old thistle]

Great point

[upbeat viper]

nah

[fluid burrow]

well i've been waiting for ages lmaooo. it's a 30 min rip

[charred surge]

the king felt true fear for the first time

[upbeat viper]

I'm sure Doofus is smarter

[fluid burrow]

growing grey hairs atp

[upbeat viper]

he's a senior dev after all

[strange brook]

Guys what if I told you I was secretly an alt account for a top 10 gm?

[old thistle]

Doofus also gets the 🐢 title. Great answer with slow speed

[upbeat viper]

well we'd ask for a proof

[charred surge]

bro 💀

[upbeat viper]

else it's just impersonation

and it's not allowed

:)

[strange brook]

That’s wild 🤑🤑🤑

[fringe shoal]

🤦‍♀️

[charred surge]

i identifiy as unsolved rubiks cube -2023 civilian

[strange brook]

[grim edge]

Yall sure doofus isn't just a 50 Yr old guy?

[charred surge]

i thought the same thing 💀

[upbeat viper]

nah he isn't that old smh

idk his age tho'

[old thistle]

38 I think

[charred surge]

i wanna hear ur opinions :>

[grim edge]

hi

[old thistle]

Or was it 36?

[charred surge]

hii <3

[charred surge]

should i get friend of the server

[old thistle]

Osama do not send personal information here

[strange brook]

Is it possible to get checkmated, in real life?

[bright glade]

[charred surge]

its a report card-

[grim edge]

Thrice the age of v'
And more than 2x of my age

ALONE IN THE WOODS AGAIN ÄÆÂÃAAAAAAA

[charred surge]

let me accompany you

[stiff sparrow]

does anyone have any tips to get people actually moving in chesscom games even blitz games especially?

[grim edge]

It's like 9pm kek

[grim edge]

Hope a yeti eats you

[strange brook]

The chess board calls to you…

[stiff sparrow]

I have reported like 2000 people for stalling, no joke

[grim edge]

Or bigfoot

[lavish scaffold]

Fr

[charred surge]

I ALMOST SPAT MY COLA HELP 💀

[stiff sparrow]

like people taking 2 mins to make opening move in a 3 min game LOL

[grim edge]

monsters nearby Chief

[grim edge]

Drink it back?

[charred surge]

its gonna fall on my laptop then im done for

[stiff sparrow]

I just started to do karate chess to wake them up but now its making me loose lol

[grim edge]

I would like to play chess against a bear ngl

Yall have big hands?

[lavish scaffold]

people stalling the game for 5 minutes after they see i have an unstoppable mate in one:

[stiff sparrow]

my idea is if I just attack them right off the bat so to speak it gets them moving

[charred surge]

did u try hsr yet :>

[strange brook]

You’d wanna lose on purpose, a bear wouldn’t be to happy to lose.

[stiff sparrow]

yep instant report from me

[grim edge]

Special opening bear attack 🗿

[daring oyster]

huh??????

[lavish scaffold]

Ayo Police

[grim edge]

soon

@grim edge wanna join me?

[charred surge]

how about now 🔫

[grim edge]

IN WHAT

[charred surge]

wait zax wanna 1v1 me

[grim edge]

Bullet

[charred surge]

im only 671 elo surely u cant lose to me

[grim edge]

Chess

[charred surge]

right..?

[grim edge]

YALL IM IN THE WOODS

[charred surge]

NICE HOTSPOT CAN U SHARE SOME 🔥 🔥 🔥

[strange brook]

Ok and, chess never rests

[grim edge]

Shoot i heard a sound brb

[grim edge]

Ok but what's so crazy about that? I don't get it

[strange brook]

The chess board call to you…

[charred surge]

hes inside wood

[teal dragon]

cant escape it

[grim edge]

I got a big piece of wood too

[strange brook]

[daring oyster]

LOL ALICE

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[daring oyster]

ALICE UR FAMOUSS BE HAPPYY

[grim edge]

Dude I'm serious

[daring oyster]

Hi serious

[charred surge]

@grim edge 1V1 ME NOWWW

[grim edge]

I am gonna chop it tomorrow

[daring oyster]

Im potaytoe

[grim edge]

Hi potato 🥔
I'll eat you

[daring oyster]

OI OI O I OI

[teal dragon]

what it mean

[charred surge]

im gonna avoid any chances

[strange brook]

I don’t think homeboy is coming back

He been gone for a minute now

[charred surge]

no i did it

oh ur talking abt zax

[strange brook]

He heard a noise and still ain’t came back

[charred surge]

idk my friend told me potatoes are scary in filipino

[grim edge]

Mf is back

[river kelp]

My parents decided to leave me with my grandma in the countryhouse 25 km away from the city without a car, now there is a forest fire right nearby and the whole house is filled with the burning smell💀

[charred surge]

BRO WASNT JOKING HOLY CRAP LMAO

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-fortnite-dance-griddy-dance-gif-26044208

[strange brook]

Bro I thought you were devoured by a monster my apologies

[charred surge]

damn

[teal dragon]

vore

[strange brook]

What that

[charred surge]

gothamchess thumbnails fr the goofiest ever like bro the hell is this?

[grim edge]

Hedgehog goo brrrrr

You like Peach?

I'll inspect the hedgehog more kek

[teal dragon]

look it up

[charred surge]

bro used inspect element 💀

[teal dragon]

go on images

[grim edge]

Gn guys

[charred surge]

gn sweet dreams

[grim edge]

Remember to drink food and eat water

[strange brook]

You slanderous individual. How could you?

[charred surge]

hope u stub ur toe on ur way to the bed <3

[grim edge]

Don't forget to miss the bus and do your hw

[charred surge]

im on summer vacation <3

[grim edge]

I'm lying on my bed rn

[charred surge]

im in ur kitchen

[strange brook]

I looked it up bruh. Why did you think of that bro?

[grim edge]

Well I blew up my kitchen

[charred surge]

@strange brook told me to cook like 10 minutes ago but i have no kitchen

[upbeat viper]

hey piIXOIA

[grim edge]

Piloxia

[upbeat viper]

no

[teal dragon]

idk

[grim edge]

Pilxoia

[teal dragon]

bc being eaten

[upbeat viper]

nothing

[river kelp]

Might be a house near the forest

[upbeat viper]

[placid stone]

men

[charred surge]

bastoura wanna 1v1 chess

[upbeat viper]

nah

[charred surge]

im so pro bro

[strange brook]

Magnus carlsen would beat you in a game of chess

[dusky marsh]

watchayo guys be doinggg

[placid stone]

he hasnt yet

[teal dragon]

hello pirate

[dusky marsh]

wym pirate?

[charred surge]

bro why is albert not working

im saying /profile

[teal dragon]

pirated my name

[strange brook]

I’m the most attractive in this server, sorry to break it to y’all.

[teal dragon]

i broke his kneecaps with a sledgehammer

[fossil epoch]

prove it

[teal dragon]

proof

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-bruh-no-why-gif-18375451

[strange brook]

I’m so attractive I don’t even need a pfp

[upbeat viper]

uh

[strange brook]

That’s proof in and of itself

[upbeat viper]

wdym how

I just pick moves

that's it

._.

[charred surge]

bastoura why isnt albert working..?

[upbeat viper]

idk

he died

[teal dragon]

proof

[charred surge]

did u sacrifice him for eid

[teal dragon]

ill show my face if you show yours

[viral epoch]

Hoi

[upbeat viper]

waiting for the admin to get back home to restart it

[keen parrot]

@worn ice start working again, no one cares that your daughter died

[upbeat viper]

ik

[dim ridge]

ur the server mod 😭

[upbeat viper]

[strange brook]

Nah you got that bro bro

[upbeat viper]

mod != admin

👌

[dim ridge]

bro speaking in. ode

[teal dragon]

hi benti enjoyer

[charred surge]

slave forgot who he works for

[viral epoch]

Hiiiii cute

[wispy arch]

how can i improve in chess

[teal dragon]

no u

[charred surge]

ill give him one more chance

[viral epoch]

[strange brook]

Crazy

[charred surge]

he does it again and i remove his enpassant ability

[dim ridge]

WOAH

[viral epoch]

Pp

[teal dragon]

🫰

[upbeat viper]

@wispy arch https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040028251965358121

[charred surge]

bro its a bot

its a joke-

[viral epoch]

[charred surge]

yo wait i remember albert bot he used to be my employee 👴

[teal dragon]

nitro flex

[strange brook]

Back in my day we always used those bots to moderate our server👴🏻

[charred surge]

oh no he might recognize me ♟️

(its a pawn representing albert)

(just for the people that thought smth else)

[viral epoch]

[mystic stream]

Why isn't Albert working

[charred surge]

i forgot to whoop him today mb

[strange brook]

He’s depressed rn

[keen parrot]

everyone here is either a child or flirting (some are both)

[charred surge]

[keen parrot]

you are child

[mystic stream]

I'm all 3

[grim edge]

wut

[strange brook]

What am I?

[dim ridge]

racist

[keen parrot]

child

[upbeat viper]

uh

[charred surge]

he called albert a child

HELP

[strange brook]

As an adult you literally play “tax paying simulator” In real life

[charred surge]

WHAT IS THATT

[strange brook]

How does it feel?

[charred surge]

[mossy comet]

nah bruh im a walmart bag

[teal dragon]

why it delete

[keen parrot]

ah uh yeah paying taxes so bad haha!

[teal dragon]

hi

[charred surge]

im a minor whyd u do that 😭

[teal dragon]

DO WHAT

[keen parrot]

||declared||

[charred surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i04-9bLb0O0&list=RDi04-9bLb0O0&start_radio=1

[grim edge]

Bruh i hate football

[strange brook]

Ok

[mossy comet]

dududududu

[grim edge]

Chess is better

[teal dragon]

blackpink reference

[charred surge]

I AM A SURGEON 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[mossy comet]

This is Xiao Ling. And he is eating pistachios out of a plate.

[lament bough]

Playing chess against openai, what’s our next move? 😆

[dim ridge]

chatgpt chess is ass

litearlly watch levy's vid on chatgpt

[hexed mango]

anyone else can’t play chess on the mobile website (iOS)?

[charred surge]

QUEEN TO Z9

[strange brook]

Smh should’ve played the caro kann

[lament bough]

Oh ok lol

[teal dragon]

better than urs

[charred surge]

💀

[grim edge]

Caro Kann stomps

[strange brook]

Well chat gpt literally cheats so idk about that

[lament bough]

I don’t know any openings yet lol

[grim edge]

c6 d5

[dim ridge]

bruv im 1350, chatgpt literally has negative elo

[lament bough]

I just jump around and take things for now

[civic belfry]

schnappi

[mossy comet]

chatgpt is -700 elo

[charred surge]

queen to i8 (chatgpt sponsored by bmw)

[mossy comet]

average tiktok reply

[grim edge]

Queefs Gambit

[charred surge]

<@&745328830649991179> protect the kids 💪

[mossy comet]

queers gambit

[teal dragon]

mefr

[strange brook]

☠️☠️☠️

[grim edge]

So stupid

[strange brook]

Why did I see that when I first came in?

[teal dragon]

shush child

[strange brook]

[charred surge]

ok 🥹

[grim edge]

Did they mute the guy

@civic belfry r u muted

[strange brook]

That’s gotta be a ban bruh

[charred surge]

idk but idc too

[strange brook]

He was talking brazenly there’s no way that’s not a ban

[charred surge]

fr

[teal dragon]

free my guy nightcrawler

[mossy comet]

should be me tbh

[main marsh]

I thought we were on xbox 👀

[grim edge]

Youre an inconsiderate prick who cannot joke around if it isn't about chess

Man I hate snitches

[charred surge]

<@&745328830649991179> 😘

[strange brook]

[grim edge]

😜

[charred surge]

im the servers little snitch 😍

[upbeat viper]

._.

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper literally mute him

I didn't break any rules

[charred surge]

ur right

[upbeat viper]

yeye

[grim edge]

Pinged mods 2 times

[strange brook]

One time was valid tho

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper btw that messege that was deleted up there was a tiktok meme

He wasn't saying that to no one

[upbeat viper]

lez see

[obtuse harbor]

@worldly grail keep it family friendly

[grim edge]

Bast I please you I know snitches are good for moderation but if he got the guy muted for false stuff you should mute Osama

A TikTok meme is a TikTok meme

[old thistle]

[teal dragon]

chat gpt wildin

[grim edge]

@old thistle please for the love of God Scipio mods are for moderation not some randoms who have likes and dislikes in chat

[proper pasture]

Guys what should I do I can't play properly and when I play properly I forget how I played properly

[grim edge]

I havent broken any rules and he calls mods on me

Its crazy what y'all let through

[strange brook]

How do you counter gambit a pawn that is far from everything else? This is why ai is stupid.

[teal dragon]

ikr

[limber reef]

BRO, I WAS PLAYING A GAME AND IT WAS MATE IN 2. I SENT MY OPPONENT A DRAW AND HE ACTUALLY ACCEPTED THE DRAW

[teal dragon]

they have been wrongly named

[old thistle]

I didn't say that you did something wrong lol

[dim ridge]

W

[strange brook]

[spice pelican]

No way really 😵😵

[strange brook]

What they finna do, write an essay on me?

[proper pasture]

Thank you for telling me what opening you play

[arctic axle]

1/2

[grim edge]

Thanks for not doing so,i just dont believe a guy can ping mods two times in under 5 mins for stuff that dosent break rules

[proper pasture]

[grim edge]

How isn't that a mute

[teal dragon]

queefs gambit fr

[limber reef]

pls gimme image perms

[grim edge]

@limber reef !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @limber reef, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[covert finch]

How to get 100% accuracy: Make opponent quit in 12 moves

[median steppe]

Anyone wanna play some rapid unrated

[strange brook]

Make them resign on move 2

[fading spruce]

Okay

[limber reef]

let me connect

[covert finch]

That too

[teal dragon]

Justice for nightcrawler

[limber reef]

LET ME CONNECT, TF YOU MEAN APPLICATION DIDNT RESPOND

[upbeat viper]

the bot is down

[covert finch]

!welcome @limber reef

[stable jungle]

Hey @limber reef, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[median steppe]

My chess.com Username is kolloll123

[upbeat viper]

you gotta wait, sorry

[old thistle]

Saying nightcrawler did nothing wrong is just braindead

[strange brook]

Tell him to come up

[covert finch]

Study

[limber reef]

it literally says my account is authorised yet i still cant use image perms

[grim edge]

Its a TikTok meme you can see with the emojis

[covert finch]

Do catalan. Big boom in elo

[dim ridge]

whats the problem

[fading spruce]

https://play.chess.com/oFJo1

[strange brook]

Free my boy he ain’t do nothing. His boy:

[old thistle]

He has more than one inappropriate message

[proper pasture]

Now I can develop a counter opening to it🗿

[covert finch]

Might take a few mins

[teal dragon]

free up nightcrawler

[limber reef]

its been authorised for 4 months

[dim ridge]

bruv those openings are decoys 💀

[limber reef]

and i still dont have image perms

[covert finch]

Connect your disc acc to cc

[limber reef]

says im connected

[covert finch]

🗿

[old thistle]

You don't got the connected role but bot is down so not much to do now

[velvet lance]

When I play a game on chess.com should I expect the opponent to be a kid or an adult

[limber reef]

WHICH CHESS COM ACCOUNT AM I AUTHORISED TO

[mossy comet]

the qings gambit

[old thistle]

Wdym

[lavish scaffold]

the bing chilling gambit is quite good

[limber reef]

"that discord account is already authorised to chess com"

[mossy comet]

the ottoman gambit

[limber reef]

i deleted every other chess com account

[old thistle]

Send me pic in DMs

[covert finch]

If "This user hate the just joined role" had a bit of a lighter colour I would love it rn

[covert finch]

You should email the maintenance then. I had to do that too

Loli gambit

[fading spruce]

Chris Hansen Attack

[grim edge]

We want nightcrawler back with his queefs gambit pleaseeeee

[strange brook]

Anti-inflammatory counter gambit

[teal dragon]

ikr

[velvet lance]

Are most people on chess.com kids or adults

[limber reef]

II ALREADY DID /CONNECT 50 TIMES

[teal dragon]

prob kids

[limber reef]

AND CONNECTED WITH CHESS

[mossy comet]

The roti opening

[covert finch]

Lol

[strange brook]

The pancake batter defense

[covert finch]

The bob the builder opening

[grim edge]

Wdym kids Queefs Gambit is legit

[mossy comet]

The pistachio attack

[teal dragon]

wha

[grim edge]

Nightcrawler plays it all the time

[strange brook]

The reverse anti Los Angeles system exchange variation

[mossy comet]

wah

[covert finch]

Scratch your head until it gets whet

And bleed

[teal dragon]

ik i love it but what kids

[velvet lance]

@teal dragon wait what is your name referring to

[covert finch]

Reverse pentagon defense

[mossy comet]

i like eating my scalp

[covert finch]

I like eating your scalp too

[teal dragon]

me (im cute) d4 (the opening i play)

[fickle rampart]

Teenagers

[teal dragon]

💀

[mossy comet]

20 dollars please

[covert finch]

Ily alice

[mossy comet]

you are not allowed to eat for free

[velvet lance]

Is "alice" referring to anyone specific

[covert finch]

[grim edge]

YESSSSS

[teal dragon]

alice in wonderland

[grim edge]

HE IS BACK

[teal dragon]

not me

[grim edge]

Nightcrawler

Bruh no way youre fake

[mossy comet]

I am dayrunner

[grim edge]

I play Queefs Gambit

[teal dragon]

queef gambit

[lavish scaffold]

I am eveningwalker

[velvet lance]

Interesting, 12-18 years old? (I'm 14)

[covert finch]

AIW conspiracy: she fell and was in a coma. Her adventure was her own imagination

[mossy comet]

i play kegs gambit

[grim edge]

Queefs Gambit is d4 d5 c5

[charred surge]

im back

[covert finch]

Wb

[teal dragon]

c5 💀

[grim edge]

😐

[fickle rampart]

I’d say right around there yeah

[snow crane]

Anyone above 2k chess elo dm me

[teal dragon]

black takes c5 en passant

[grim edge]

Sometimes rules have to be broken to win

[covert finch]

No

[teal dragon]

dang ion exist

[grim edge]

My existence has vanished

[lavish scaffold]

Same fr

[grim edge]

W

[teal dragon]

took hard core drugs and hallucinated the whole thing

[covert finch]

The cake was laced with shrooms lmao

[dim ridge]

U HAD TO REACT WITH

[grim edge]

What is AIW

[velvet lance]

I used to use it (created 2016, age 8 until like age 12) and had king level 97 but now I don't have gold so I do some puzzles every once in a while (currently 2787)

[dim ridge]

YOU HAD ONE FUVKING JOB

[grim edge]

We failed it

[covert finch]

We all know a redhead wouldn't be queen. Clear indication alice in wonderland was fake (everything else was real)

[grim edge]

@covert finch tf is AIW

[fickle rampart]

GUYS WE HAVE A GM IN THE CHAT

[covert finch]

Alice in wonderland

[covert finch]

Hoo

[grim edge]

Ohhh who watches that

[obtuse comet]

Ayo anyone in here got clash of clans?

[golden badge]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-well-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-kenobi-star-wars-gif-21401108

[fickle rampart]

GMDennis