💬〡general-off-topic

[queen canyon]

Its just polish

[stuck kestrel]

i always miss out on the good stuff

[last verge]

rip first attempt on 2000

was going to draw but i lost and now im down to 1963

[grim edge]

hi chat

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sensaizax

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1901 (1964 peak)
Blitz: 1684 (1702 peak)
Bullet: 1405 (1405 peak)

[grim edge]

@last verge should i attempt today lol

little tilt moment i had 2 days ago

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1627 (1627 peak)
Blitz: 1213 (1252 peak)
Bullet: 890 (1386 peak)

[teal dragon]

Keep gambling

[grim edge]

peak peak birq

tf happend to bullet lol

[teal dragon]

We dont talk about that

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

Im too cute for bullet

[raw frigate]

500 tilt????

[grim edge]

i gained like 300 bullet elo in 6 hrs

i was playing bullet for 6hrs at night going mentally insane ngl

[mystic stream]

Do u want to play again for free rating :D

[raw frigate]

Its 11:11 we prob need to sleep before 12

[stuck kestrel]

we?

[mystic stream]

We?

[raw frigate]

Same tz

[mystic stream]

Weeeeeee?

[grim edge]

oui oui

[teal dragon]

Baget

[raw frigate]

Weee your mom

[grim edge]

one of my friends recently

[last verge]

super tilted there is absolutely no chance i would win

[grim edge]

blud had a downfall

☠️

[last verge]

like absolutely no chance im so defeated

[raw frigate]

I can officially say i had a tilt from 2000 😎

[mystic stream]

Ŵèéêëēėęěĕəẹ?

[last verge]

climb for 1940 and take a break

[grim edge]

😂👍

[stuck kestrel]

i fcking love throwing winning positions its so fun

[last verge]

small elo loss

[grim edge]

alrighty ill try lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1963 (1993 peak)
Blitz: 1898 (1898 peak)
Bullet: 1879 (1879 peak)

[last verge]

so tilting i was ONE game away

[grim edge]

just a little stress dw about it

[last verge]

i had it down to a draw too but i blundered

[teal dragon]

Tilted is just transposition of titled

Mr Beast

[arctic axle]

so you only moved your knights

[mystic stream]

Bruh u could've asked me to play and just draw me

[arctic axle]

oh

[mystic stream]

251 moves

[grim edge]

is anyone seeing what im seeing in this position

[teal dragon]

Bishop sac

[wide merlin]

Bishop sac knight check

[mystic stream]

Resign

[grim edge]

+3 for white

also great sense chat

[teal dragon]

Im 1900

Clearly

[grim edge]

easily

[gleaming narwhal]

I'm 2100

🚬

[teal dragon]

Holy cow thats out of this world

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-26271318

[queen canyon]

Brilliant i think i see the line

[teal dragon]

Cancer speedrun

[gritty sphinx]

hallo chat

[gleaming narwhal]

In my sec acc 😂

[teal dragon]

Sure

[queen canyon]

@grim edge if king takes then knight e5 and that is some material win

If the opponent is stupid you win the queen

[grim edge]

Bro's the reason of global warming 😭

[oblique hazel]

lesgo

[grim edge]

if best moves are played but dw my opponent just blundered mate smh

[queen canyon]

What a noob they cant handle you

[teal dragon]

Blunder i barely know her

[elfin fiber]

Ouch

[grim edge]

stale mate brrrrrrrrrrrr

[grim edge]

king takes; Nxe5 (Nxe5, Qxd8)

[grim edge]

Don't give me ptsd that happened hours ago 😭

Bro why are u even typing 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aang (savvyaang)

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Rapid: 952 (952 peak)
Blitz: 1673 (1840 peak)

[grim edge]

And every sentence that I spoke
began and ended in elli-pses

[arctic axle]

that was mean

[teal dragon]

Is that not allowed

[grim edge]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

It's allowed but you can see the username

[teal dragon]

So what

[mossy comet]

fun and all games until the comically large lung cancer come and kills you

[grim edge]

@bright glade LMAOOOOOO no way

[grim edge]

Ok I won't answer

[grim edge]

💀

[elder jay]

move the f3 knight to e5, when he takes with his knight, move your light squared bishop to f7, when the king takes take the free queen

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[grim edge]

thats what i said

[teal dragon]

Hi bigger

[elder jay]

3 times did the cheese move sideways to Switzerland by radio, but she never lifted that parking permit.

[sleek zealot]

my name is balint

[teal dragon]

Ballsinit

[grim edge]

Nice pfp

[sleek zealot]

thanks

[grim edge]

[green jungle]

Balls init

[grim edge]

knight takes e5 first is a blundert it goes from +3 to -2 since opponent doesnt have to take when you sac the bishop

[sleek zealot]

hi zaster max

[teal dragon]

Its the myth, the legend cirrin

[grim edge]

Wanted in every single country fr

also hello dear friend balint

[sleek zealot]

whats with all this pfp change

[teal dragon]

What is a balint

[sleek zealot]

thats my name

[green jungle]

I needed to shit in the restroom today but the toilet was dirty af so I just shat my pants instead, was easier to clean

[teal dragon]

Thats the wisdom i need in my life

[grim edge]

the new character is one i actually know and like lol i didnt even know what my old pfp was kek

@teal dragon could you guess which sticker i made in chess.com discord stickers?

[teal dragon]

Um

[torpid sandal]

if i abort too many times do i get banned

[grim edge]

yes

[green jungle]

Always glad to make a difference

[torpid sandal]

how many i need to abort

[grim edge]

no idea lol

[torpid sandal]

bruh i dont wanna play against 1000s

[teal dragon]

Look it up

[grim edge]

No u

[green jungle]

Get better and play 1001s

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/xiao-genshin-gif-26445635

[torpid sandal]

oh ok

[sleek zealot]

i know two moves of najdofr theory

[grim edge]

jubilee line is such a great song

[grim edge]

the game we played be like

[grim edge]

it's so good it makes me want to stop breathing

[green jungle]

Step one give, step two up

[grim edge]

It will fall down...

[torpid sandal]

it always pairs me against 1000s for no reason

[teal dragon]

What obscure time setting are u using

[grim edge]

Is there skill based matchmaking in chess?

[torpid sandal]

15|10

[teal dragon]

Yes-

[grim edge]

Yea but when you get to a winning streak in chess after that I was talking about do you get same type of opponents or higher rating ones

[raw frigate]

no

[torpid sandal]

i have to abort like every game against 1000s because i get 0 for winning

[grim edge]

what no

[raw frigate]

set rating bro

[torpid sandal]

ok now i know

[raw frigate]

no skill based matchmaking

[raw frigate]

u didnt know?? 😭

[grim edge]

Yea I would be shocked if it was there

[torpid sandal]

no i havent been on chess.com for a long time

[fallen storm]

wow, we extended it to 80, thanks to this guy I think it was Harbinger, it's 11:30 PM so im ending it for today, is 90 possible?

[teal dragon]

Literally elo

[raw frigate]

Read the question man

[atomic rain]

Hi

[civic belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/771718747349712896.webp?size=48&name=russiawinning&quality=lossless

[green jungle]

Yes it’s called rating

[warm geyser]

if its bannable to abort then why do you have the option too

[dense kite]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[raw frigate]

Huh? 💀

[civic belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1115600086316105860.gif?size=48&name=yessir&quality=lossless

[green jungle]

Winning streak does not matter

[warm geyser]

idk man, ive never aborted but it seems silly

[raw frigate]

Where’d u get that from

[teal dragon]

Its bannable if abused, sometimes you may accidently start a game and would rather abort than lose your points unfairly

[warm geyser]

ahhh

so like if you look at a persons profile and its a cheater you can abort

[teal dragon]

Yeah ig

[warm geyser]

but if you spam it for fun its bad

makes sense oki

[teal dragon]

Yeah like if you abort all your games with black its bannable

[raw frigate]

Racist 😭

[warm geyser]

lmao who does that

[sleek zealot]

i just took this guy's soul i am an attacking mastermind

[raw frigate]

Good job bro

[teal dragon]

I feel like someone out there does

[sleek zealot]

thanks lmao i wasnt actually serious tho

[warm geyser]

whats up guys welcome back too reaching 3000 elo on white only

[sleek zealot]

zax i am almost at 1400

[grim edge]

nothing hurts more then seeing youre opponent play a London with black

[sleek zealot]

14 elo away

[teal dragon]

2 wins easy

[warm geyser]

that.. that scares me..

[green jungle]

your

[grim edge]

my 17 senses are all telling me that you will hit it

[sleek zealot]

how do you play a london with black

[warm geyser]

took me 31 games to go from 400 to 1000 and Im pretty happy 🙂

[sleek zealot]

well yeah i know i will just when

[grim edge]

its a reversed london setup

[green jungle]

Slav defense

[grim edge]

REVERSE LONDON

[grim edge]

indeed i cant type

[boreal cosmos]

whats new chat

[green jungle]

Nothing

[violet lynx]

Gotham has a video

[raw frigate]

Reverse london more like reverse trash

[teal dragon]

Semislav

[green jungle]

He has many videos

[teal dragon]

Surely

[violet lynx]

yes

[green jungle]

Reverse color

Colle

[green jungle]

Yes

[violet lynx]

sry. abt the london how to destroy it

[teal dragon]

Colle

[boreal cosmos]

[green jungle]

Play good chess

[sleek zealot]

approximately 91% of all king's pawn games i've every played with white were a vienna

[green jungle]

I’m not even joking it’s just chess

[neon thistle]

sup

[sleek zealot]

i don't play anything except vienna after 1...e5

[raw frigate]

💀

[green jungle]

Vienna one trick user

[sleek zealot]

i like the scotch but i have so much experience in the viena i cant really go wrong with it

[teal dragon]

Weiner gambit

[sleek zealot]

there are multiple traps in the vienna

[green jungle]

Gambit your manhood?

[teal dragon]

Just vienna in german

Well viennese

[grim edge]

cheese

[green jungle]

Naw one trick is just a term in another game I play to describe someone who only plays one thing, like, ever

[grim edge]

[raw frigate]

Actually good for him for only playing vienna after e4 e5

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match?

[green jungle]

Sorry, this is chess.com.

Wrong domain

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[grim edge]

Gusy i swear to God there has to be something wrong with matchmaking system

[green jungle]

Sorry, I’m not looking to date right now.

[raw frigate]

I only play nf3 as white and a pirc/KID/dragon setup as black

[teal dragon]

@grim edge were so compatible 😍🥰🥰

[green jungle]

Pirc player 🤮

Modern >>>>

[grim edge]

insane zax ping

[teal dragon]

OOPS

[green jungle]

Zaxyoo

[grim edge]

zaxayo

[green jungle]

😳

[grim edge]

chat how do u pronounce pirc. pirk or pirtz?

[raw frigate]

Your mom

[grim edge]

what a timing

[raw frigate]

Pirtz

[teal dragon]

Pirtz

[green jungle]

Oh no my argument absolutely obliterated

I say pirc even though that’s now how it’s supposed to be

Because it’s easier

[teal dragon]

How u pronounce alekhine
Alekhine or alekeeen

[raw frigate]

Yes

[mighty remnant]

aleokine

[raw frigate]

Aleokine

[green jungle]

I say al-eh-kine

[mighty remnant]

idk

[grim edge]

-kine

[teal dragon]

Yall wrong

[green jungle]

Phone correct

[mighty remnant]

;-;

[green jungle]

Well you’re not a cute d4 player either so we even

[teal dragon]

Not true

[raw frigate]

Actually its al-yo-khin

[green jungle]

As long as you’re happy bro

[mighty remnant]

eo = yo for me lol

[teal dragon]

Selfie sunday

[green jungle]

Yes that’s right but I’m American so I’m going to keep saying foreign names incorrectly

[raw frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[green jungle]

I’m going to be even more American once I move to Florida

[chrome abyss]

Yo

[covert cosmos]

waow

[raw frigate]

Texas>

[green jungle]

Yes but im not going to college there

[covert cosmos]

bri'ish

watch out for sugma

[green jungle]

Ligmas cousin

[grim edge]

wendy

[warm geyser]

dragon

[raw frigate]

Sugoma

[covert cosmos]

amogus but

[raw frigate]

Kid

[green jungle]

Bofa

[warm geyser]

What

[mighty remnant]

anyone tried to play a 1440+3600 game before

[green jungle]

Good luck…

[grim edge]

sukma

uhhhh

[ancient parrot]

This chess rip off is hella funny its called ouo

https://ouo.io/YzLDlJ

[grim edge]

after that he said he hopes my whole family dies in pain ):

[raw frigate]

Beautiful

[grim edge]

wtf why do all my opponents keep stalling on the 2nd move

[tepid panther]

Can someone explain this move?

[grim edge]

BISHOP SNIPE

[tepid panther]

Bro is clearly on an interdimensional plane and has amazing vision because idek what the purpose of it is

[civic halo]

If I’m playing a long game and my opponent had mate in 1 I just wait until I have like 2 seconds left

Sometimes they resign

[grim edge]

i am eleventy billion elo

[scenic holly]

💀

[grim edge]

oh my god at 2100 elo

[civic halo]

I know I only do it on my practice account

[tepid panther]

Played it in 2 seconds btw

[raw frigate]

Seems legit

[scenic holly]

2100s still blunder

[tepid panther]

Way more than you think

[scenic holly]

yeah i know

[tepid panther]

Oh wait you're 2100 too lmao

[scenic holly]

Yeah

[tepid panther]

So then you know what's up 😂

[scenic holly]

i blunder, you blunder everyone blunders

[tepid panther]

We ass

[grim edge]

Gotez bambit

[scenic holly]

Frfr

most games are decided by blunders

[grim edge]

apex is going fire

[grim edge]

thats nothing

[tepid panther]

Zax you have no voice until you're 2000

[grim edge]

i have eleventy googolplex elo

[tepid panther]

You really gonna let ducky get it before you?

[grim edge]

gg wp 🙏🏽

[mystic stream]

I wouldn't take that fr

[grim edge]

vienna gambit copycat varation

vienna game i mean

[tepid panther]

IM SAYING

[chrome abyss]

Vienna is p boring

Catalan solos every opening

[grim edge]

nuh uh

[tough bloom]

eeeeeeeh mazing

[tepid panther]

Imagine knowing catalan theory

[grim edge]

Never back down, never give up

[tepid panther]

Imagine knowing any theory

[chrome abyss]

Caro theory👍

[grim edge]

I love myself a free queen 🥰

[civic halo]

I don’t know any openings

[chrome abyss]

Hanging pawns giving a free 12 video course on the catalan is crazy

[civic halo]

Bro did you put cm in your bio when your 1400 fide

*username

[chrome abyss]

I am a cm in latvia🤦‍♂️

[mystic stream]

Imagine knowing d4 theory

[tepid panther]

It's a cringe thing people do

[chrome abyss]

Not a international yet

[restive storm]

lol
ruy lopez best

[mystic stream]

A crying man?

[chrome abyss]

I did the 2 norms a long time ago

[grim edge]

very classical

[mystic stream]

How

[tepid panther]

English gang

[raw frigate]

Crazy

[civic halo]

Why do you have your workout info in your bio

[ancient parrot]

https://ouo.io/YzLDlJ

[mystic stream]

Does Latvia have their own system

[chrome abyss]

Shit I am broud of it

[viral epoch]

Because it's sick??

[raw frigate]

Nothing wrong with that

[chrome abyss]

We have the old school class system

[tepid panther]

You have an ORM of like 160 lbs bench

[chrome abyss]

Tf is orm?

[civic halo]

What is an orm

[tepid panther]

One rep max you neanderthal

[chrome abyss]

I mean sorry brother I’m 14

[civic halo]

Sorry but I don’t pull random words out of my behind

[grim edge]

i love trading pieces

[chrome abyss]

I am not a 20 year old🤦‍♂️

[grim edge]

pounds

[tepid panther]

I'm not 20

I'm 21 🤓

[chrome abyss]

30?

[civic halo]

You think your smart using your terms and what not.

[mystic stream]

I'm not 21

I'm 69.42

[drifting breach]

nice 1rms

[tepid panther]

What I am just big into fitness and working out

[raw frigate]

Blud getting insulted now 😭

[chrome abyss]

What does 1rms mean

[grim edge]

no its like a weigh

[chrome abyss]

I mean shit

People here rn💀

[drifting breach]

1 rep max

mine are around the same lmao

[chrome abyss]

Nice

[tepid panther]

Why does he low key look like Jesse

[civic halo]

Talk using real words

[civic halo]

He is

[raw frigate]

Real words 💀

[drifting breach]

✨️no✨️

[chrome abyss]

That is NOT jesse pinkman💨💯‼️🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[drifting breach]

[chrome abyss]

Thats why kid is ass

Nimzo better

[tepid panther]

Yea but ne2

[civic halo]

Jesse has a big forehead ngl

[raw frigate]

That isnt even KID 💀

[high oasis]

i avoid the nimzo with Nf3

[grim edge]

me too man

[tepid panther]

Annoying but the knight can go at the expense of having to deal with annoying pawns

[high oasis]

bye bye nimzo courses

[chrome abyss]

Yeah this totally isnt kings indian defence🤦‍♂️

[chrome abyss]

It exacrly is, looks like a 1200 kings indian

Or sum modern defence

Idfk

[raw frigate]

Nf6 isnt even out 💀💀

[chrome abyss]

Annoying ass fiancheto defenses

[raw frigate]

Bro you dont even know 💀💀😭

[civic halo]

If you do the English opening you deserve to be executed

[cyan carbon]

Watchu guys talking about

[high oasis]

people should play d5 or c5 after d4, much easier to learn

[chrome abyss]

Id like to rating check you brother🤦‍♂️

[raw frigate]

@tepid panther

[chrome abyss]

Only thing that maters

I completely invalidate your argument

[tepid panther]

Ayo

[cyan carbon]

@grim edge fax

[raw frigate]

Egotistacal ahh

[chrome abyss]

Ong

[chrome abyss]

Exactly🤦‍♂️

[raw frigate]

😭

[civic halo]

If you do the English opening your not a good player stop lying to yourself. Stop trying to be sophisticated

[chrome abyss]

I need somone to humble me

[cyan carbon]

Man why TF am I stuck at 1500

[raw frigate]

Skill issue

[tepid panther]

Yall just salty that you don't know what to do against c4 lol

[chrome abyss]

Learn D4!!!!!!!!!!!

[grim edge]

@tepid panther im slacking lmao

[chrome abyss]

1. E5

[cyan carbon]

Noo i don't wanna leave my vienna@chrome abyss

[civic halo]

Explain why you should play the English opening over the kings pawn or the queens pawn

[tepid panther]

SMH you really gonna let ducky lap you?

[grim edge]

im quitting chess forever 😁

[chrome abyss]

Fair enough I used to play it before I became a sexy man (i started playind d4)

[chrome abyss]

The pfp🔥🔥🔥

[tepid panther]

Because wtf do you even do against the English

[grim edge]

nah tommorow is grinding time chief

[civic halo]

Develop the center with pawns and develop pieces

[tepid panther]

Wait until he hears I play the scandi as black

[chrome abyss]

Gotham is the best musical artist EVER

[chrome abyss]

Does it work at 2000?

[tepid panther]

Dude you can say that about literally any opening ☠️

[civic halo]

If you use the Scandinavian defense your just a child

[cyan carbon]

What do y'all think about maggie carlsens rap

[civic halo]

Who told you the English opening is good?

[cyan carbon]

That one song

[tepid panther]

Myself

[chrome abyss]

Ok, doesnt it get boring w time?

Source

[keen parrot]

a 2180 fide played the scandi against me in a classical game

[warped galleon]

NYC Chinese checkers

[tepid panther]

I like "boring" openings with little theory because I'm a tactical end endgames player

[civic halo]

Kings pawn is the best there is no argument for any other first move and even stock fish agrees

[keen parrot]

tbf i was like +2 after 15 moves but still

[chrome abyss]

Positional chess (catalan my luv)

[chrome abyss]

Ratio

[cyan carbon]

@civic halo bro woke up and started speaking facts

[warped galleon]

yall know a good b3 person in here cuz ima need to contact that fam

[chrome abyss]

At gm maybe

[keen parrot]

e4 e5 is also an easy draw if you know what you are doing

[spice pelican]

Yo guys who wants to play??

[civic halo]

D4 is also good but preferably e4 is slightly better in my opinion

[chrome abyss]

Every opening perfectly is a draw!

[cyan carbon]

@spice pelican I'm in

[restive storm]

just play for a win every game
it's fun when you do that

[warped galleon]

depend son the elo

[grim edge]

Chess is a drawn game if opponents know what they are doing in all openings

[civic halo]

If you still play the four knights game your 6 years old

[chrome abyss]

Fax

[keen parrot]

i have an 8 game losing streak in blitz, time to make it 9

[chrome abyss]

Wyd in this situation?

[cyan carbon]

@civic halo of all the languages in the world you chose to speak fax

[raw frigate]

Magnus carlsen time

[grim edge]

i would play h4

[chrome abyss]

If you paly the london grow up

[grim edge]

@grim edge do you remember me???

[daring oyster]

eeee

IM BAK

[grim edge]

they dont 😈

[chrome abyss]

Ambatukam

[civic halo]

Checkers is not a game

[cyan carbon]

@daring oyster username checks out

[sick flare]

grandmaster tweetie

[covert lodge]

hello

[chrome abyss]

Checkers are for failed chess players

[daring oyster]

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHHH

[chrome abyss]

Is that a cat?

[cyan carbon]

@chrome abyss more fax

@daring oyster be my frand

[grim edge]

i do lol also cool new pfp

[sick flare]

possibly

[daring oyster]

sare braw

[civic halo]

Have you ever heard of a “checkers champion” or a “checkers grandmaster” 😂

[cyan carbon]

@daring oyster yaya lez pley

[daring oyster]

whats ur elo

[cyan carbon]

1500 something

[grim edge]

Well I don't:/

[daring oyster]

oh im only 1300 lol ;-;

[cyan carbon]

Aww

[civic halo]

If you say your good at checkers you should be put on death row

[daring oyster]

u still wanna play?

[grim edge]

Waltuh back at it again

[cyan carbon]

Don't worry I'm drunk r

[civic halo]

Checkers is for dumb people who can’t play chess

[grim edge]

[cyan carbon]

So i guess I'll mess up

[grim edge]

Wazzaaaaaa

[cyan carbon]

@daring oyster yesh dm me

[daring oyster]

lawl okie illl send an invite

[grim edge]

Lola update????? @grim edge

[chrome abyss]

Chess update in 2025🔥

[grim edge]

omg waltuh hi

[unborn umbra]

e

[grim edge]

WLATUUUHHHHh r u cookign

[civic halo]

I beat stockfish level 1

[chrome abyss]

Bro is mafnus

[grim edge]

WHIMSY MY FELLOW COMMUNIST

[civic halo]

I can now say I’m better than stockfish

[grim edge]

Bro brillianted his own comment

[grim edge]

да товарищ

[inland shore]

Im good at it why?

[grim edge]

hi good at it im whismy

I am cooking

he is cooking

See i hate discord

[civic halo]

After I win material I somehow start playing like 50 elo

[grim edge]

For moscow

[tardy leaf]

Guys any recommendations on the best lessons to take

[grim edge]

WE WILL STAND UNITED AGAINST THOSE PESKY CAPITALISTS TRYING TO TAKE OUR LAND

[covert lodge]

im new to discord, how does this thing work?

[grim edge]

Mb real chess.com(munist) here

[humble oracle]

walter

[grim edge]

alt f4

[tardy leaf]

@grim edge pls tell

Also how to connect discord

[humble oracle]

put your d away walter

[grim edge]

What elo r u

[tardy leaf]

Only 600-650

[covert cosmos]

dill pickle

[grim edge]

Frick

[last verge]

no shot a 2000 blunders this

[covert cosmos]

f

[civic halo]

My puzzle rating is 4000

My rapid is 3600

[grim edge]

Idk wait lemme see how to link again

Go to #🔗〡connect-account

[humble oracle]

mine is 2100 bc i cant stand thinking about a puzzle for more than 15seconds

[grim edge]

It should be obvious from there @tardy leaf

[covert cosmos]

.

[grim edge]

caro kann panov cant

[tardy leaf]

Ok thanks but for 600-650 Elo what lessons should I take already have taken a few

[grim edge]

Hi brother!

[covert lodge]

oh ur from here

[grim edge]

You got premium or nah

[covert lodge]

im so new to discord, im from a jungle honestly

[humble oracle]

what about 1600

[grim edge]

Come down starts rq

[covert lodge]

why u pm me? who u

[grim edge]

Bro go do smth with your life everyond here has some mental issue

[humble oracle]

i dont watch anything or chess com at all tbh

[rotund loom]

Am i allowed to PM chess.com mods in their chess.com chat inbox?

[humble oracle]

only youtube somtimes

[grim edge]

I'm your sister wdym?

[tardy leaf]

Ye gold

[covert lodge]

ahhh this discord stuff is so complicated, i just wanna go live

how do u go live here?

[grim edge]

Alr learn the center game/danish gambit

Levy made a video on it

[tardy leaf]

Alright sure Ty

[grim edge]

It's an easy opening for white

[rotund loom]

.

[covert lodge]

OMG my mic was on??????

[sacred crag]

hello I bought diamond today

[tardy leaf]

Cool

[grim edge]

Lmao

[covert lodge]

WHAT THE MY MIC WAS ON WHAT THE

[sacred crag]

just wanted to say that

[covert lodge]

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL BYE

I DIDNT KNOW MY MIC WAS ON, FUDGE, WHAT WAS I SAYING?? U HEARD?

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[grim edge]

You kept saying "fridge" over and over

[hexed lava]

free chess coaching from 2400 dm me

[covert lodge]

ah ok thats not that bad

[civic halo]

My peak rating was 2350 blitz

[hexed lava]

nice

[sweet pumice]

can a 1000 elo player coach me i'm so bad

[sleek zealot]

1000's don't play well enough to coach

[keen parrot]

shatap

[charred stream]

Is this brilliant or great?

[hexed lava]

why?

[sweet pumice]

but that's enough for me

[keen parrot]

your discord was made today, dont take this "free coaching"

[sleek zealot]

lets 1v1 ill tell you some basic things you need to improve on

[sweet pumice]

sure

[sleek zealot]

https://play.chess.com/Phtki

[charred stream]

If you know this move's tier you are a legend

Like blunder or brilliant or what

[whole sail]

i guess cxd5?

The queen is pretty much trapped, no?

[sleek zealot]

best move

[sleek zealot]

or great move

[charred stream]

Not best, probably great

[keen parrot]

[charred stream]

Queen is dead

[charred stream]

Tf, no

[whole sail]

if i were black i could survive

[tardy leaf]

[charred stream]

What would you play

@tardy leaf Bruh, are you guys trolling me, it's great+

[tardy leaf]

All three

[charred stream]

Best move would be to eat my horse

[whole sail]

as Black?

[tardy leaf]

He isn’t trapped tho

[whole sail]

so I was right

[charred stream]

He is, name 1 move he can do without being eaten

[tardy leaf]

G6

[charred stream]

Ur you dum? Ke7

What you gonna do now?

[whole sail]

Black should at least get the knight and rook for the queen loss, but since White is a piece up it's pretty much over

[tardy leaf]

Qh7

Oh wait

[jade osprey]

g6 looks pretty safe

[charred stream]

What about king? He is check

[tardy leaf]

It’s check lol ;-;

Yeah I didn’t realise lmao

[charred stream]

Ke7

White is gonna play Ke7

[drifting breach]

why would this be a blunder?

[whole sail]

there is Ne7+

[charred stream]

I didn't say it is

It's one of my games

Quick knockouts tournament

I beat my whole group, lol

[drifting breach]

thats def great

[charred stream]

@drifting breach I beat the same guy again but this time as black, yk, I play against him once black and once white

I started feeling bad for him, lol

[dusty pagoda]

Howdy

[tardy leaf]

I don’t understand what all of the things mean when moving

Like the # and x stuff like that

[keen parrot]

.# is checkmate and x indicates a capture

[tardy leaf]

And +?

[keen parrot]

• means check

[tardy leaf]

Ok thanks

[keen parrot]

just played a 99.4 acc game tf

[tardy leaf]

What about with king and knight

Same first letter

Oh

[keen parrot]

finally broke my losing streak, im at 2368 rn 😭

prob

[hexed lava]

dkm me and I will show you my chess.com account

[keen parrot]

link it ffs

[hexed lava]

no

[dusty pagoda]

i lost 262 points because the electrecity in my house went out

[keen parrot]

probably provisional

[tardy leaf]

E

[dusty pagoda]

i lost my first game

[hexed lava]

scared to play lol

[charred stream]

No I mean Ne7

[fiery beacon]

Weird mate, what did you take?

[keen parrot]

brother link your account, im not playing "anonymous" players

[dim ridge]

i wonder what the highest elo is in this server

[charred stream]

A rook

[dim ridge]

also how do i get slowmode to kindly fuvk off

[fiery beacon]

Oh makes more sense now

[grim edge]

same question here

[fiery beacon]

-30

Anyone who says they are above that are lying

[sleek zealot]

i have 3 elo

[flint yarrow]

E

[hexed lava]

lol lets play unrated you scared boy

[fiery beacon]

But probably Danny, even though he’s not active he’s gotta be the highest rated in the server

[keen parrot]

!connect

[hexed lava]

no

[keen parrot]

or what was the command again

[keen parrot]

anyways !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @hexed lava, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[tardy leaf]

Welcome person

[grim edge]

welcome

[tardy leaf]

I connected my account why no saying I’m connected

[ionic veldt]

i tried mrbeastifying a thumbnail, heres what happened

[fiery beacon]

It may take time

[fiery beacon]

Or you did something wrong

[tardy leaf]

Nah I know it’s connected I checked

I will just wait

[grim edge]

Scared to play fr

[grim edge]

Close discord and open it again?

[dusty pagoda]

my opponent just blunderd his knight and bishop knowing he is 1292

[wraith hawk]

is there an option to block people's profile photos

[tardy leaf]

Ok

[wraith hawk]

in fact block that and their usernames mid game

[tardy leaf]

Done

[wraith hawk]

it's distracting

i want to be blind to whoever i'm playing against

[grim edge]

chess is so chess amiright

[vast sierra]

It would be interesting to have an option to not see people's rating when you play them

[dense kite]

Wear a blindfold while playing

[scenic holly]

that would be a cool feature

[vast sierra]

Imagine titled tuesday but no one knew who their opponent was

People would perform so much better against magnus, hikaru, etc

[scenic holly]

so i don't absolutely crumble when I'm in a good position against someone high rated than me

[vast sierra]

Yeahh

[grim edge]

i need to learn graphic design

[scenic holly]

and then one day you turn blidn mode off and you realized you beat hikaru

[upbeat viper]

Blblbl

[wraith hawk]

in fact

i think it's kind of absurd it's not a feature already

it's too obvious to not put in, it's not like there's a fair play issue here

[grim edge]

Fr

[vast sierra]

I mean you gotta deal with it, psychology is part of chess

[grim edge]

fax

[keen parrot]

not photos or names, but you can use zen mode to block ratings

[scenic holly]

chess.com should handle cheaters the way lichess does

[vast sierra]

Zen mode?

[wraith hawk]

psychology shouldn't involve looking at this person you're playing against and thinking "god they're punchable"

[keen parrot]

ye just press Z while in a game

[grim edge]

Nahh

[vast sierra]

Hm

[grim edge]

😭

[wraith hawk]

which is like trying to prevent a car crash by setting off a bomb in traffic

[grim edge]

on fleek, lol

[keen parrot]

you are like 1k rating, you wont be playing any titled players or noteworthy people in general

[raw frigate]

I wanna get 10k subs in a month

[grim edge]

cool

[vast sierra]

Oh that's just full screen

Focus mode

[wraith hawk]

no i'm talking about people who have like blue line profiles or something

[wicked gorge]

your opponent is a part of the game

[upbeat viper]

Kikikikikiki

[wraith hawk]

people who look obnoxious and unlikable

[raw frigate]

Definitely think it’s possible but i need to create the most high quality videos to make it even work

[wraith hawk]

in a way that a real life person over the board generally doesn't

[grim edge]

ok

[grim edge]

hi bast

[wicked gorge]

I mean if you've played in enough tournaments you would eventually meet someone who didn't shower or didn't brush their teeth

[vast sierra]

Me when trash talking otb during blitz

[wicked gorge]

my fav thing to do

aactually there's this one guy at my chess club who I just tell random facts from chess history during out blitz games

[manic berry]

:gum:

[dim ridge]

what

my /profile sh!t doesn't work

[keen parrot]

having played plenty otb i have played against a lot of obnoxious ppl lmao

[dim ridge]

can someone see my profile

[keen parrot]

albert is struggling

[dim ridge]

does no one's work rn?

[scenic holly]

yeah profile doesn't work

[dim ridge]

sh!t

[sweet pumice]

who can coach me i'm 600 elo pls

[grim edge]

albert is down

[upbeat viper]

It is

[chrome abyss]

Albert is dead

[upbeat viper]

But we're gonna bring him back to life hopefully

[chrome abyss]

(My name is albert)

Like unironically

[upbeat viper]

I'm tired chat

Slh

Smh

Twitch con killed me

[narrow orchid]

bast ur on twitch con?

[tardy leaf]

Hello again

[narrow orchid]

[tardy leaf]

I still haven’t received my connected role

Even tho I connected

[narrow orchid]

albert down

[tardy leaf]

Oh

[wraith hawk]

there's a difference

[upbeat viper]

Yeaj Rosimo

I've been there all weekend

Also at the picnic

[narrow orchid]

das pog

[upbeat viper]

Uuuh yeah

Met many people there

GMs etc

Could have won against a GM

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khalid-khalid-dj-mod-is-online-mod-gif-21429657

[upbeat viper]

But I f ed up in one move

[humble oracle]

god did

[sleek zealot]

tell em to bring out the whole ocean

[upbeat viper]

Anyway

It was nice

Imma miss people

[sleek zealot]

wait wdym

[upbeat viper]

Hm ?

Like Anitta for example

I'll miss her

Great person

[sleek zealot]

wdym by that tho are you resigning as mod

i dont get it

[upbeat viper]

What ?

No

But like

I won't see them irl for a long time

[sleek zealot]

oh where did you see em

[upbeat viper]

Twitch con paris

[sleek zealot]

lmao i wish

[upbeat viper]

Next year

[sleek zealot]

i dont have any money to travel to paris

i would love to meet yall tho

[raw frigate]

bast secretely likes anitta romantically

[upbeat viper]

[narrow orchid]

saving this screenshot

[raw frigate]

ong

[vast sierra]

💀

[raw frigate]

chess.com mod rizz

[junior path]

Hey gurl

[sleek zealot]

bast i hope you met gotham atleast

[junior path]

R u minecraft cuz u keep blocking me

[upbeat viper]

Yep

I did

I even got him to make a voice message for the discord

But the sound quality was bad somehow

[raw frigate]

you paid for ur own flight btw or?

[upbeat viper]

So it's sad

I'm french so no flight

[midnight fjord]

[upbeat viper]

But yeah

[raw frigate]

AHH

[upbeat viper]

Hi Elliot

[midnight fjord]

Im french but flight

[upbeat viper]

We could have seen each other

Tsss

[midnight fjord]

Tssss some other day

[upbeat viper]

These IMs

[raw frigate]

keep yourself safe in france @upbeat viper theres some nasty riots i heard

[midnight fjord]

Poor levy

[upbeat viper]

[midnight fjord]

Tsss

[sleek zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1119653283791917147/levypillow.gif

[narrow orchid]

WH

[upbeat viper]

[cyan carbon]

Treat me like white tees

[midnight fjord]

Ur m m

[sleek zealot]

@upbeat viper next time you meet levy please show him the pillow it means a lot to me

[midnight fjord]

Jk jk

[narrow orchid]

didnt know my mom was named levy

[upbeat viper]

Probably won't see him again

Idk

[narrow orchid]

i know your moms name tho

[midnight fjord]

[upbeat viper]

Oh btw

[raw frigate]

thought levy got kidnapped?

[upbeat viper]

I asked Eric Hanssen about doing a scotch gambit speedrun

So

[sleek zealot]

he got kidnapped by the twitch employees

[raw frigate]

ah thats what happened

[upbeat viper]

If the next speedrun is about it you know why

[sleek zealot]

no way is he doing it?

[upbeat viper]

Idk

Didn't say no

So

[cyan carbon]

All i want in life is a chess opening named after me

[sleek zealot]

you can't really force a scotch gambit tho thats the problem

[upbeat viper]

You gotta face a e5 player ye

[narrow orchid]

I can force my way into your house tho, so im speedrunning burglary now.

[raw frigate]

guys wtf am i doing its 1:41 am not sleeping yet

[floral moth]

Human fact of the day 164! About 75% people with mental illness can say they have experienced sigma, and unfortunately some of this can be attributed to mere misrepresentation in the media.

[sleek zealot]

ok

[cyan carbon]

@floral moth what's sugma

[sleek zealot]

11 year olds when they are the wrong letter of the greek alphabet

[narrow orchid]

sugma nuts

[cyan carbon]

Noo

Let's hold hands first

[narrow orchid]

no

holding hands only after marriage

[cyan carbon]

😳

Marry me

[narrow orchid]

no

[cyan carbon]

Y

[narrow orchid]

marriage only after holding hands

[floral moth]

My grandpa

[cyan carbon]

@narrow orchid but I wanna hold your hands

[sleek zealot]

who is that

[upbeat viper]

Some random streamer

But

PEEPO

[sleek zealot]

kek

[upbeat viper]

that's why we took the picture

[sleek zealot]

too bad jidion wasnt there

..or was he

[narrow orchid]

ask her her elo

[upbeat viper]

Probably doesn't play chess

[sleek zealot]

i dont like that this is gramatically correct

@cyan carbon shame on you guys lets all point and laugh

[upbeat viper]

@hexed lava no such advertisement

[narrow orchid]

account creation today, absolutely not fake

[sleek zealot]

wait what the hell is headshotemile doing in just chatting

[narrow orchid]

discord doing its thing again

[sleek zealot]

imagine being able to send messages

[strange skiff]

hi chat

[sleek zealot]

hello

[narrow orchid]

hi anitta

[upbeat viper]

Oh hi

[narrow orchid]

you missed a confession

[upbeat viper]

Freack

[narrow orchid]

[upbeat viper]

Bye chat

[narrow orchid]

[sleek zealot]

i can not believe i was a 600 like 3 months ago

(i have 1380 elo atm)

[civic belfry]

balint110

[sleek zealot]

yeah?

[civic belfry]

oh my god!! nein!! ich!!!

[sleek zealot]

?

[upbeat viper]

Hopefully she didn't see your message Rosimo

[civic belfry]

wdym she

[sleek zealot]

hello mario

[narrow orchid]

dont be shy man

im just winging for you

[upbeat viper]

Yeyeye

And yes Mairos

Albert be dead

[civic belfry]

maur maur

[sleek zealot]

there are more grandmasters that are women than candidate masters that are women

[civic belfry]

your eyes will never touch someone's eyes

[cyan carbon]

Oh dayum

No more sexism

[sleek zealot]

Vladimir Kramnik became a GM without ever being an IM

[gentle depot]

stop announcements ping!!!!

[cyan carbon]

@sleek zealot how do I get that badge

[sleek zealot]

you cant anymore sadly

[cyan carbon]

Nooo

[gentle depot]

1200 rated saying we can't

[civic belfry]

maur muar

[cyan carbon]

He said he's 1300 tho

[sleek zealot]

bro you literally cant

[gentle depot]

same thing

[crisp falcon]

.

[grim edge]

bruh i just found my headphones that were stranded for like a week 😭😭

[cyan carbon]

What's your elo?

@grim edge good for you

[grim edge]

ty

[cyan carbon]

Are yhu good?

[vestal compass]

my dad legit just asked me to fix his sound, then when i couldn't do it in 5 seconds, told me to stop wasting his time

[grim edge]

Dayum

[cyan carbon]

Mam I feel dizzy i shouldn't have drunk so much

[grim edge]

W dad

[grim edge]

why u not shared

[cyan carbon]

I have no frens

[grim edge]

I will be your friend for some alcohol

[cyan carbon]

Vodkaa

[grim edge]

and for half a bottle of vodka I'll do whatever

[cyan carbon]

Whatever? 😏

[sleek oriole]

pálinka 🙂

[grim edge]

yes.

[grim edge]

romanian palinka >>>>

[cyan carbon]

I have no moni

[narrow orchid]

why dont you just buy money

[grim edge]

yes

[sleek oriole]

palinka is hungarian, but maybe you drank it there

[grim edge]

ik but it's different thats why i specified

[cyan carbon]

@narrow orchid costs too much

[narrow orchid]

skill issue

[vestal compass]

im poor. should i just get rich?

[sleek oriole]

ong

[grim edge]

pass the bottle and sure

[cyan carbon]

Hol up you have to answer some questions first

[upbeat viper]

Nia

Chill out

You've been TOed already

Don't push it

[cyan carbon]

Okay okay fine I'm sorry

[civic belfry]

queefs gambit

[cyan carbon]

Was just joking around

[vestal compass]

queef goated

[edgy grotto]

gross

[upbeat viper]

Yeah but follow the rules when you're jokingn

[civic belfry]

yayy i dont violate the rules 😎

[cyan carbon]

@grim edge duckkie you here?

[civic belfry]

maur maur

[chrome abyss]

What the

[grim edge]

no

[cyan carbon]

How do I become an 1850@chrome abyss

[grim edge]

maur maur

[civic belfry]

maur maur

[cyan carbon]

Enlighten me

[chrome abyss]

You make good move👍

[cyan carbon]

How find good move

[civic belfry]

should i say queefs gambit or muar maur for 10 times each day

[chrome abyss]

Chess god tell

But fr just search on yt how to get to 2000

[tardy leaf]

Hello

[civic belfry]

cca rule, checks, captures, attacks

[cyan carbon]

Chess god no response to my pleas