💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Wax wax wax wax wax wax wax

No shot

[grim edge]

Walliope

like wal luigi

https://tenor.com/view/dance-waluigi-mario-meme-gif-5329543

Waxy wax wax wax wax ear wax wax

cat liope came back with more energy then ever

have you guys eat your sandwich with or without peel

@grim edge i now have the other stickers that look like the genshin ones kek

[teal dragon]

Nitro flex

[grim edge]

WAX WAX WAX WAX WAX WAX WAX WAX WAX WA- INHALES WAX WAX WAX *25

[sour thorn]

what happened here

[grim edge]

the iluaminati is rel!!! no fake

Wax left

[spice night]

hi

[grim edge]

GRRRRRRR MY SICILIAN COURSE

[grim edge]

Helloo

[grim edge]

wax gone

delete wax

[grim edge]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cant beat a meme

dies or sum sht

i was gonna change my pfp when i hit 2k

buttttt calliope is here and im bored ill go find something

[teal dragon]

So never

[tired warren]

#1127540617828913162 help me please

[grim edge]

💀

[grim edge]

birq no trusted be like

ALSO BIRQ WHY YOU DISSING ME

[teal dragon]

Can you diss in my mouth

[grim edge]

I love birq for dissing wax

[karmic kestrel]

can someone help me w this game pls? if u cn tellme, im 200 rating smh

[teal dragon]

No if it live

[grim edge]

Sounds very odd

[grim edge]

Me and birq are friends i can diss birq harder

[teal dragon]

Only 1600

[grim edge]

2k when birq

[teal dragon]

Legit never

[grim edge]

Before wax hit 2k

[grim edge]

ill go change my pfp gimme a new name aswell

like Master zax ( something )

Wax

WALLIOPE NO

50cc is so boring but i must complete everything

WAXX

Somethime else

can someone coach me

[teal dragon]

Wax those leg hairs

[grim edge]

IAmWax

[grim edge]

Master zax (aint gon hit 2k)

[grim edge]

You fr

Grrr

something awesome pls

I hit u👊

https://tenor.com/view/catch-these-hands-fight-me-pull-up-digibyte-meme-gif-19835917

[grim edge]

Dig Them Ear Wax

general went from general to just me and walliope chatting

Is it just both of us

[teal dragon]

Omfg its so bright today i cant see nun

[grim edge]

Oh yeah birq

[grim edge]

This

@grim edge TRY BETTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cat zax

[teal dragon]

Zaxywaxy

[grim edge]

Most real 🆙

CAT ZAX

CAT ZAX MAKES NO SENSE AAAAAAH

[teal dragon]

Nekozax

[grim edge]

birq

im gonna go cry zax rejected all my suggestions 😔

whats a nekozax lol

[grim edge]

99% OF THEM WERE WAX WALLIOPE

[grim edge]

Basically cat zax but japanese

[grim edge]

lol

dude
choco poweder on rice is bussin

[grim edge]

Im gonna go cry because zax is yelling at me and im scared he will kill me 😔

[grim edge]

rip

[grim edge]

I love being a gaslighter

[violet lynx]

does anybody want to play chess?

[grim edge]

Im the water in chat

[grim edge]

And now he's gonna shoot me😔😔

[teal dragon]

I’ve never understood why people are so against putting water in cereal
I mean it’s basically the same as milk, or orange juice. They all go great with cereal, especially all at once.
And people also insist on pouring the liquid on LAST. Why can’t a guy pour it on the plate WHILE he’s eating?

[grim edge]

Any last words?

[grim edge]

Zax this isn't u
gets shot

[grim edge]

forgor the bullets

Am dead

All bc of zax

zax is a killer

@grim edge tell me a joke if its funny ill change name to cat zax

OOH KILLER ZAX

Tf is killer zax

im not a killer

U killed me

[grim edge]

no you don’t

[stuck kestrel]

cap.

[teal dragon]

Zax spittin fax

[grim edge]

OOH FAX

thats a bar

@grim edge waiting for my joke

[stuck kestrel]

bar

[grim edge]

drinks

[stuck kestrel]

bartender

[grim edge]

[violet lynx]

all of my jokes are agaist the server rules

[stuck kestrel]

[teal dragon]

10 hours till trusted

[spiral raft]

wt do u say about this game?

[stuck kestrel]

criss cross apple sauce

[violet lynx]

nice checkmate

[grim edge]

let me contact some mods and make it triple

[errant edge]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

Ooh i got one

[halcyon glade]

Criss cross apple sauce

[grim edge]

hit me

[stuck kestrel]

sus

[errant edge]

@grim edge you girl?

[grim edge]

Where did the swedish marathon race end

||the finnish line||

[violet lynx]

where?

[grim edge]

No im a non binary extraterrestrial alien capable of withstanding multiple nuclear blasts

[errant edge]

Noted

[fallow lantern]

I'm in a good position, my opponent disconnects, countdown begins and then they start playing better moves and I end up in a losing position, idk if I'm coping or they started cheating

[errant edge]

@fallow lantern who you?

[fallow lantern]

ah well

[grim edge]

shi i know what i have to to now

[errant edge]

Wtf

[fallow lantern]

idk random discord user I am

[grim edge]

Yayyy

[errant edge]

Ok

[grim edge]

its funny that when he asked me im a girl or not i also said im a alien

[small hull]

M12 LMAO

[teal dragon]

hi @errant edge

[errant edge]

Get Chess960 2300 elo: Yes
Get Rapid 2300 elo: No

[grim edge]

Waw now go get changing ur name else im hitting u👊👊👊

[errant edge]

lol

[grim edge]

Anatoly karpov once said that he who is named the zax will never hit 2000

[teal dragon]

why people gotta have wack ass boards

[small hull]

i believe in you bro

[small hull]

wait you are already 1800 -1999 rated lmao you will hit 2k in a month max

[teal dragon]

stfu

[karmic kestrel]

can someone help me? someone eeven ok at chess that can help a 200 player. Please DM?

[errant edge]

No lol

[grim edge]

Its been like that for a while now

[small hull]

just get gud

[willow harbor]

Why has bro shown has 2004 csgo montage

[grim edge]

Get good-er

[teal dragon]

ive got 200 points in the last month

[grim edge]

@grim edge where's my cat at

[willow harbor]

I can help join vc

[grim edge]

YOOO

[errant edge]

I got a 1994 video

[grim edge]

LEZ GOOOOO CAT ZAX

[willow harbor]

really damn

[grim edge]

[karmic kestrel]

I cant,, could u text or no?

[willow harbor]

Ok u message me first cuz ur messages are off

[errant edge]

.

[grim edge]

i didnt expect to laugh at that joke

MY MISSION ON EARTH IS COMPLETE I SHALL NOW PERISH TO THE AFTERLIFE

[teal dragon]

nitro flex

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

turns out im the guardian of after life and i kick you to hell

I am the goddess of hell

plot twist i tripped on my way and fell to hell aswell

[grim edge]

tf is that name

[teal dragon]

furina pfp?!!!!!

[grim edge]

@arctic heart WHY SO MANY PEOPLE WITH MY NAME

[errant edge]

Who?

[grim edge]

TF IS ZAX WAS TRANS

[errant edge]

Idk

Don't type with caps lol

[grim edge]

And i helped u get back up bc im nice /j

[grim edge]

Hydro archon seems dope dope

[grim edge]

double plot twist in the same movie i betrayed you

[teal dragon]

ion think she hydro archon

[grim edge]

Triple plot twist i banish u to hell

play rapid or grind mario kart hmm

[grim edge]

Bc this

[grim edge]

lets grind mario kart chat

[errant edge]

I lose all trophies division lol

[teal dragon]

mariokart DS???

[grim edge]

i’m tryna complete every map on 50cc but it’s so easy and boring but i HAVE to finish it

Chess is mad boring

[grim edge]

ultimate and final plottwist, i throw you into alice into the wonderland just like @teal dragon

[grim edge]

i agree

[willow harbor]

Why cant i stream in chess streaming 1 call

[grim edge]

i now play for fun lmao

[zinc hollow]

Anyone wants a promotional Nitro code? I don't need it

[errant edge]

Just play 3 VS 27 in da hood lol

[willow harbor]

Fk i need to talk on 5 differnet days wtf is that

[teal dragon]

what mariokart u playing

pls dont say 8 deluxe

[zinc hollow]

It's not a scam

[grim edge]

Tf is a that

[errant edge]

Idk

[grim edge]

@teal dragon wanna know something funny that happend yesterday

[grim edge]

Plot twist in the plot twist that happened to u

[teal dragon]

ok 🤭

[zinc hollow]

Alright no one wants it

[errant edge]

Planes and twin

[grim edge]

me and like 6 people were playing chess in the vc then we decided to play genshin co-op lmao

k bye chat

[errant edge]

[grim edge]

actually?

alright bye chat aswell

Mhm im gonna go into hibernation

imma go make some eggs

[teal dragon]

to do what?? domains 💀

[errant edge]

Mobile legend bored

[fluid burrow]

do the arrows help you to decide where to place for the checkmate ?

In the end game

[grim edge]

Yes frfr ong

[fluid burrow]

they do?

[grim edge]

Mhm

Blud playing in assisted mode no way

[teal dragon]

ion use arrows

probably should

[fluid burrow]

👹

[final gust]

Ppl still play cs source? cool. If only quake was as active

[errant edge]

We have an accident ._.

[final gust]

I think I just got the office suite for free

[elfin charm]

hello

[final gust]

Yo

[elfin charm]

i need help from someone who knows a lot about memberships, ideally a member of <@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

what’s ur problem?

[grim edge]

Blunder

[elfin charm]

an issue to do with memberships

want to discuss it in DMs with a mod

[grim edge]

what is the issue

[errant edge]

Is a isn't staff mod is a server mod

[grim edge]

Am mod

[elfin charm]

1 sec

[errant edge]

No

[grim edge]

99% of the time just contact [e-mail] to fix the problem @elfin charm

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hi3333333333

This is the Chess.com profile of hi3333333333. Take a look!

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1847 (1847 peak)
Blitz: 1593 (1605 peak)
Bullet: 1320 (1320 peak)

[undone dove]

New peak lsgo

[teal dragon]

chunky munky

[grim edge]

L not 1900 yet

[elfin charm]

oh wait

i cant send images

[final gust]

Ur blitz is higher than mine

[errant edge]

@teal dragon

[undone dove]

Shut up, I was 1699 at the start of the week

[errant edge]

L not a 2300 elo

[old thistle]

DM me

[elfin charm]

ok

[grim edge]

Ok sorry 😔

Rip

[teal dragon]

mozart real

[grim edge]

Shostakovich

[undone dove]

I was doing a zax and quitted discord most of this week and spent phone time on my courses, worked pretty well

[errant edge]

Leaked you girl

[teal dragon]

doing zax 🤨

[pastel verge]

.-.

[grim edge]

Huh wdym

[viral cypress]

Sunday Morning, best time to sweat Blitz

[undone dove]

A Zax, not like you know

[pastel verge]

Wsp boys, how y’all doing

[grim edge]

walliope lying moment

[pastel verge]

All gud my dude

[hard gyro]

Sup guys

[viral cypress]

Doing good, waiting for food

[hard gyro]

How are you guys doing?

[grim edge]

HUHHHHH

[viral cypress]

Morning all of you, I haven't been to bed yet and it's 7am

[pastel verge]

I see that, very good

[errant edge]

Leaked girl(2)

[grim edge]

Hello Senor

[undone dove]

Feeling as tho I can reach 1900 next week

[grim edge]

Wad daz dis mean

[grim edge]

YOU SAID YOU WILL LEAVE i went to do eggs and you are still here

[viral cypress]

You can reach it, I BELIEVE IN YOU

[hard gyro]

Hey Zax

[errant edge]

Leaked lazy girl(3)

[undone dove]

You left to do eggs?

[grim edge]

UM BYE CHAT MY LIL BRO NEEDS HELP

[hard gyro]

Nice

[undone dove]

Thanks

[teal dragon]

(im eggs)

[grim edge]

yes i do eggs

[undone dove]

This again

[hard gyro]

?

[undone dove]

What on earth is eggs

[grim edge]

[errant edge]

@viral cypress you girl?

[undone dove]

Her brother probably need help with hw or smth

[grim edge]

i bet mr 0 will be banned again soon

[viral cypress]

@errant edge Does Harvey Specter sound like a girl hmmmmm

[errant edge]

And get unlock again lol

[undone dove]

Lmao, keep this up and he will

[undone dove]

Name reveal

[sacred pewter]

Helo

[grim edge]

he got banned for this twice already 💀

[viral cypress]

@undone dove that's just my name of the account, not a serious name

[shrewd lintel]

🍑 whatup 🍑

[errant edge]

No

[pastel verge]

Welcome

[viral cypress]

I go by Specter

[bright glade]

@grim edge i just played the most insane game ever

[errant edge]

No

[viral cypress]

Bla bla bla that's all I hear

[blazing solstice]

Hello

[grim edge]

lol

[viral cypress]

@errant edge you need to realise it's a joke 😊😊😊😊

[grim edge]

Hello

[errant edge]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

E

[keen parrot]

@grim edge zaxs cat

[bright glade]

I AM THE ONE WHO SACRIFICES

mikhail tal who?

[viral cypress]

Bro...

If you sacrifice Vs me, you will end up losing lol

[undone dove]

Bro stockfish hates you

[viral cypress]

Never give up on your queen Vs no queen,

[grim edge]

yo hows with your sister?

[viral cypress]

If you have bishops and knights or rooks then you will win

[grim edge]

she went to bed

[errant edge]

My nickname

[old thistle]

Trying to get back to 2k :)

[grim edge]

@bright glade brilliant game

[grim edge]

nice

[grim edge]

fr
but everything is alright right?

[bright glade]

what is bro saying

[undone dove]

gl

[grim edge]

yea

[grim edge]

a little stroke but we fine💪

[grim edge]

nice

[bright glade]

was tired of throwing games
so i threw it before i could threw

[safe horizon]

Alright I'm here and it's a fresh new day 😛

[undone dove]

you have a chat overlord role now

[viral cypress]

You are doing good, keep it up

[old thistle]

[viral cypress]

Morning guv

[safe horizon]

its 4:00 pm but yeah, goodmorning

[bright glade]

what are the requirements for chat overlord, 100k msgs?

[viral cypress]

4pm wattfuk

[keen parrot]

yep

[grim edge]

the blitz tilt is real

[keen parrot]

im real and in your walls

[fluid burrow]

10 min games aren’t realistic

[grim edge]

my discord be trippin

i am the best at mario kart

[fluid burrow]

30 min games are where it’s at

[grim edge]

10 second games:

[bright glade]

both of those are illegal moves sir

Kd6 and Ke8

[keen parrot]

buy a new one

[undone dove]

That was me a while ago

[grim edge]

jidion server got that elevator setup

[viral cypress]

I do Blunders for fun 🎉😊

[grim edge]

i eat blunders

[grim edge]

do you count your mouseslip as fun as well?

[bright glade]

hxg5 is the only winning move, opponent played Nf6 and went on to lose

[grim edge]

fr something wierd going on

[midnight fjord]

hello

wow chat dead

[bright glade]

didscord was dying so

[grim edge]

I have spawned

[viral cypress]

I miss slipped on 2 moves this morning and I laughed at the response,
It was a6 instead of b6 and then kg6 instead of kf6

[grim edge]

kek

[midnight fjord]

true

discord might die today guys 😭

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laughing-cute-adorable-happy-gif-17644710

[grim edge]

mine is already dead elliot

[bright glade]

call me mikhail tal the way i be throwing these pieces @grim edge

[grim edge]

☠️ BRO

[undone dove]

Idk, Tal seem to lose pieces in the right way

[safe horizon]

rrrrrr

[grim edge]

did you think there was something after queen check?

[bright glade]

not all of his sacs were perfect

[oak cliff]

Elliot do I play carro or French? I want to play carro after I saw Gotham's 65% dub rate with it,but like I still studied alot of French

[bright glade]

i just wanted to play it, it turned out good

[grim edge]

Caro>French

[undone dove]

Caro = French

[grim edge]

Against a Human Good against a Bot they would laugh and say bruh

[grim edge]

no

[safe horizon]

What if someone plays FaNTasY

[undone dove]

They're both gud

[bright glade]

yes zax thats how engines work they dont have feelings

[midnight fjord]

caro

[undone dove]

#IHavePrepForThat

[grim edge]

french is cringe

[undone dove]

Maybe

[viral cypress]

I'm a fanboy of Harvey Specter, I'm not allowed feelings

[grim edge]

goofy ahh bishop

[compact mantle]

Just play Qb6

[fluid burrow]

you can’t lose to time in a real game of chess correct ?

[bright glade]

i just crushed the french with an off beat variation, piece sacs (blunders), and a brilliant
so i agree

[grim edge]

play the mainline its not hard at all

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[compact mantle]

What😂

[undone dove]

In Bf5 Caro you have to deal with the Tal

[grim edge]

thats why i play botvinnik caro

[fluid burrow]

it’s a binary answer and “what” is not one of them

[bright glade]

COMMON SCHLECTER VARIATION W

[bright glade]

tal is the EASTIEST variation for black bro

[undone dove]

They can just take tho

[compact mantle]

No, that’s bc I didn’t answer mate

[grim edge]

is chess the most skilful game?

[bright glade]

if black knows anything about the tal

[undone dove]

Is that why I have a 65% winrate in it?

[grim edge]

i get good activity so im fine with it

[fluid burrow]

so why respond without an answer ?

[undone dove]

As white

[bright glade]

ur opponents suck

[neat heath]

Moenin

[bright glade]

Qa5+ and your tal is gone @undone dove

[compact mantle]

To express confusion

[queen canyon]

what you just lost your roles

[undone dove]

Nc6 or e6?

[compact mantle]

That’s usually what the word ‘what’ means and is used for

[undone dove]

I mean I play caro too

[compact mantle]

🤣

[fluid burrow]

what😂? you’re confused at my question ??

[grim edge]

Calliope lost roles?

[compact mantle]

Yeah

[fluid burrow]

I’m the confused one

I’m the one asking the question

[bright glade]

@undone dove do you play Bd3 tal or something else, against Bg5 there's Qb6 iirc

[undone dove]

I play Bd3

[bright glade]

yeah this line will allow me to equalise easily

[fluid burrow]

if you can answer then do so if not, jog on .

[bright glade]

so tal isnt challenging with what i play

[neat heath]

I made my 5th brill

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> galactic_void

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 264 (457 peak)
Blitz: 400

[safe horizon]

10/10

[undone dove]

After Nd2 what you play?

[viral cypress]

Should I get premium yes or no

[undone dove]

I'm gonna see if I have more prep

[neat heath]

Lichess.comm

[viral cypress]

I don't like to see my hilarious mistakes

[neat heath]

So no

[bright glade]

e6

[compact mantle]

What do you consider a ‘real’ game of chess?

[undone dove]

After Ne2?

[bright glade]

and if b4 i accept your gambit and after Rb1 i go back to Qe7

[fluid burrow]

on the board. not chess.com

[compact mantle]

Oh right

[bright glade]

c5

[fluid burrow]

smh

[neat heath]

A game that had no rules beoken

[fluid burrow]

yes or no then?

[compact mantle]

If you play by those rules

[undone dove]

I just play c4

[compact mantle]

You can play without time

[bright glade]

Ne7

[neat heath]

Or use a time stamp app

[fluid burrow]

there we go

[undone dove]

c5 has hardly been seen in a game, I'm almost you're out of prep

[compact mantle]

FIDE definitely won’t allow you to flag and play on lmao

[neat heath]

But there are gamamodes that include no time

[compact mantle]

So it depends if you’re serious or not

[fluid burrow]

say you’re just playing against a mate irl

is there time or not ?

[compact mantle]

You can choose the rules if it’s not an official event bruh

It’s not that deep

You can choose anything

Bruh

[undone dove]

and we play a game of chess where we are out of prep, engine gives .2 advantage to me (low depth) and no one has reached this position in the master database

[safe horizon]

https://chessforsharks.com/5-weird-chess-openings-with-animal-names-you-would-love-to-know/
Rooks pawn opening

[fluid burrow]

therefore 10 mins on “chess.com” isn’t realistic

[compact mantle]

It doesn’t change the way the game’s played

[fluid burrow]

definitely does

[neat heath]

Well yea but if you can play with no time stamp online that means it is NOT against the rules

[bright glade]

I don't usually follow mainline theory so
Anyway that advantage is negligible at our level so

[compact mantle]

I don’t think you guys get it

Chess doesn’t have rules

[neat heath]

Google

[fluid burrow]

it’s a yes or no answer buddy

[native iris]

en passant

[compact mantle]

only federations who organize tournaments have rules

[neat heath]

Actual

[viral cypress]

The only opening which you will be called a sigma or alpha male/female - A3 a6 b3 b6 (either of those 4, you are Sigma)

[undone dove]

Yeah, you "equalise" but eh, both sides have chances in the ensuing middlegame

[bright glade]

Chess has rules
En pessant is a chess rule
Pawn moving two squares is a chess rule
Piece movements are chess rules etc

[native iris]

Chess is just a silly board game guys

[safe horizon]

LAW

[fluid burrow]

smh this guy is useless

[neat heath]

Also en passent check

[undone dove]

Get him outta here

[bright glade]

Yeah but I was saying that your 65% wr is because of bad opponents
It's good tho, nice work

[compact mantle]

Well I guess besides those yeah

[fluid burrow]

😂😂

[undone dove]

It'll probably because they play into mainlines without any idea of what on earth they are doing, your line is considered a sideline

[neat heath]

What is checkmate considered besides you leaving no sqares for the king to move and the king is also in check

[undone dove]

<@&745328830649991179> gettem

[bright glade]

Yeah Qa5+ is surely not mainline, but that's why I like it

[neat heath]

<@&745328830649991179>

[compact mantle]

If I’m with my friend I could just takeback my move and play on

[neat heath]

Wrong

[undone dove]

Yeah it's just natural to go with e6

[bright glade]

Those are you house rules then

[compact mantle]

So you have your own rules when you play casually

[neat heath]

Is en passant discovered check

[compact mantle]

Exactly, it’s not that deep

[bright glade]

FIDE, the international organization for chess, undoubtedly has better rules than you

[compact mantle]

Lmao yeah but fide is playing with time

[undone dove]

bro I have a 100% winrate in the Tal at Lichess

[bright glade]

The clock is a part of chess

[native iris]

Yes and no…

It depends if you want to play against time or not

[safe horizon]

Not always

[bright glade]

Modern chess has made it as a piece

[undone dove]

It is a vital part to win, otherwise you can think for a long time

[bright glade]

Chess clocks have been relevant for very very long

[undone dove]

It's sorta like if a soccer match doesn't have a time limit, it would go on for a very long time

[compact mantle]

Playing without time, is usually just gonna end up going for a very long time or ends up being rushed

[safe horizon]

I bet when chess was invented in India they didn't even have clocks

[neat heath]

Like your pawn is on e7 and the opponents pawn is on f5 and ya bishop is on g8 and the king is on a2, you move your pawn to e5 :)

[queen canyon]

no shit

[bright glade]

I had no idea

[undone dove]

It wasn't chess, it was pretty different

[keen parrot]

last OTB game, black to play and throw away the game

[bright glade]

Google says clocks and timers were brought to chess in mid 1800s

[safe horizon]

Chess was invented 1500 years ago

[mellow fiber]

did they rlly think that's mate 😭

[undone dove]

It wsa mate

[bright glade]

Bxd4?

[compact mantle]

Did he take the bishop

[undone dove]

But not now

[keen parrot]

yep he played Bxd4

[compact mantle]

🤣🤣

[bright glade]

Re8+
Qxf7?

[keen parrot]

indeed

[coral quartz]

Bro said 2400 upwards has no life. True?

[bright glade]

And castling requires two moves until the 1500s
What's your point?

[compact mantle]

How much time did he spend

[kindred flame]

hello chat

[tacit sapphire]

Hello chat

[coral quartz]

Hello earthlings

[keen parrot]

he was in time trouble, had about 2 mins in this position

[compact mantle]

Ahh

[kindred flame]

how's everyone

[neat heath]

Knight to anywhere besides to ne4

[undone dove]

What was the time control

[compact mantle]

Okay then maybe it’s not that hard to miss

[bright glade]

Very beautiful to sac a bishop and rook like that for unstoppable checkmate

[mellow fiber]

zamn they threw

[old thistle]

Weird and frustrating endgame

[verbal basalt]

Good morning chat I havent been here in a while

[mellow fiber]

it was m2

[inland fable]

you can take his queen, not a mate

[keen parrot]

90+30 and extra 30 min after 40 moves

[undone dove]

And what move was that

[mellow fiber]

stockfish said it was m2 but they blundered

[native iris]

Call it a draw at that point

[undone dove]

I would just offer a draw as black

[grim edge]

i just drew this with black☠️

[keen parrot]

move 18 or something

[undone dove]

HUH, horrid time management

[grim edge]

+16= 0.0 trust

[kindred flame]

bro what's with you and ur positional games

[old thistle]

+4.7 eval

[undone dove]

It'll be hard for him to win

[kindred flame]

everytime I'm here u have to traumatize me with those games @grim edge

[viral cypress]

I so badly want to 1v1 one of you, but it will have to wait until I'm home uwu

[old thistle]

I thought I had a draw with my piece sac but opponent found the right way to win

[undone dove]

You have to work really hard to win as white

[keen parrot]

yeah, his opening was garbage too but i missplayed a few moves and he came out on top

[neat heath]

I dont have premium and cant pearn this endgame sadly:( this is also every position at endgame i get

[coral quartz]

Guys! Does 2400s got life? Bro said no

[queen canyon]

lol this position is so locked, 100% a draw

[bright glade]

What way was that

[old thistle]

Bxc5

[safe horizon]

Would you eat 10 Big Macs in 45 minutes for + 400 elo

[kindred flame]

he won a +54 before

[bright glade]

Oh yeah you're dead

[keen parrot]

yes

[queen canyon]

bishop sac??

[native iris]

Yes

[grim edge]

I dont send the good ones i send the shit ones

[neat heath]

Yes

[old thistle]

Bxc5 and I had to suffer for almost 40 moves

[kindred flame]

well stop pls u gave me chess cancer

[bright glade]

Sure why not, 2500 rapid isn't bad

[safe horizon]

Wouldn't you barf?

[grim edge]

hey

[keen parrot]

genshin 0 impact on life outside your basement

[grim edge]

how lmao its +16 and anything for white pretty much wins

[old thistle]

White just sacs the material back

[neat heath]

Bc u didnt say only you

[grim edge]

can anyone review my game pls

[native iris]

No

[safe horizon]

yeah

[vast sierra]

Hell yeah

[grim edge]

@safe horizon

[safe horizon]

HOW

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82639818875?tab=review

[compact mantle]

10 big macs is insane

[worn ice]

iamratan (1216) vs. chesswithbud (1205)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nc6 5. Be3 Nf6 6. Nc3 Bb4 7. Bd3 Ne5 8. a3 Nxd3+ 9. Qxd3 Ba5 10. O-O-O Qc7 11. Nde2 O-O 12. h3 Qe5 13. f4 Qh5 14. g4 Qh4 15. e5 Ne8 16. Rdg1 d6 17. Bf2 Qxf2 18. h4 dxe5 19. h5 exf4 20. Ne4 Qe3+ 21. Kb1 Bb6 22. Ng5 Qxd3 23. cxd3 Bxg1 

[native iris]

Bro that’s Friday lunch

[safe horizon]

wat

[undone dove]

I would play c4

[oak cliff]

I'm girl

[grim edge]

hi lets dm

[bright glade]

Cope

[undone dove]

Snatch a pawn and trade

[vast sierra]

You're talking my skill level increases by 400 points right

[native iris]

Wassup

[neat heath]

Feet reveal? :)

[tacit sapphire]

Have yall ever played a brilliant move with a pawn????

[mellow fiber]

no because i would face good players and lose and become my original elo again
also i don't like big macs

[grim edge]

nah ash is ash

[raw frigate]

imagine if magnus carlsen competes in another classical tournament and wins all of it in a row 💀

[lament bough]

Novice me has managed 3 !! “brilliant” in my last 7 games 😆

[safe horizon]

who doesnt

[bright glade]

Nice

[old thistle]

2 wins and 2 losses in rapid today. With white I won and with black I lost

[safe horizon]

mangus coorlsen*

[undone dove]

Nice

[lament bough]

Oooo I have to share, some of it is your work

[vast sierra]

What's your rapid at atm?

[viral cypress]

Try Owens defense

[neat heath]

That means you are better as whit-

[mellow fiber]

mangos carlsen

[old thistle]

1975

[verbal basalt]

@everyone What if you are playing chess and while your opponent starts with all their pieces, you only start the game with your king and queen. Who wins?

[undone dove]

I mean, feels better to lose as black

[old thistle]

No thanks

[mellow fiber]

call me mintus carlsen

[grim edge]

play the mosquito gambit for free wins

[neat heath]

Depends on the elo

[vast sierra]

Mines at 1961

[undone dove]

depends who's my opponent

[old thistle]

All games were pretty much white slowly gets a winning position and then cleanly converts

[grim edge]

waw haha

[vast sierra]

Slowly climbing my way back to 2k after falling to 1850

[viral cypress]

So you don't understand Owens into Venice/Scotch/Spanish 😭

[old thistle]

Kinda annoying

[old thistle]

I don't know anything about it

[coral quartz]

Should I say "I'm girl" as well? Like damn

[bright glade]

That's nice, makes me happy
Have fun

[verbal basalt]

Your opponent is your dad and hes using Owens defense.

[viral cypress]

I will teach you when I get home

[lament bough]

Shared screenshots with you in dm

[old thistle]

Thanks for the offer but I don't want to learn it

[vast sierra]

I don't think I could beat even a 100 with just a king and queen...

[undone dove]

oh free w, my dad plays what he calls the "maginot defence" and builds a pawn chain at the start

[vast sierra]

They'd have to blunder the entire board

Literally

[verbal basalt]

👍

[undone dove]

The strat worked like how irl the maginot did

[keen parrot]

my dad played the milk defense 12 years ago

[old thistle]

Sounds more like a gambit

[olive salmon]

...

[verbal basalt]

and did not come back did he ?

[coral quartz]

What's a milk Defense

[vast sierra]

Milk gambit, dad variation

[keen parrot]

sacrifice his queen and pawn for a different queen

[old thistle]

[olive salmon]

lol

[verbal basalt]

[grim edge]

💀

[raw frigate]

mf stalling the game when i played nf6 against d4

[old thistle]

Oh no

[coral quartz]

Ah so he went to the store. Got it

[loud wharf]

hmm

[grim edge]

anyone has diamond?

[bright glade]

[bright glade]

[native iris]

Why is everyone quiet

[bright glade]

we do NOT analyse the losses

[olive salmon]

na

[vast sierra]

Only analyze the wins to feel good about yourself

[olive salmon]

if opponet played brilliant we anaylze it

[viral cypress]

I don't analyse any of the games I play because I don't got premium

[vast sierra]

You don't need premium to self analyze

[olive salmon]

u need a dad to anaylze

he will pay for prem

[viral cypress]

I can't see the percentage of the review if I don't have diamond lol

[undone dove]

Analyse the wins to make you look gud, analyse losses to annoy yourself

[grim edge]

anyone has diamond?

[vast sierra]

Who cares about the accuracy

[olive salmon]

anaylyse the loses to get better

and not stay the same

w spelling

[undone dove]

Most of the time I analyse the opening only

[viral cypress]

I try not to loose even if I play hilarious blunders

[vast sierra]

The whole point of analyzing is to look at whether you played the right or wrong moves and to improve not get a dopamine hit with some 90+ accuracy score

[undone dove]

Probably stupid idea

[olive salmon]

i mean

[vast sierra]

Why just the opening lol

[old thistle]

He was joking

[olive salmon]

its good

but u will be only good in openings

[crisp bough]

i do prefer to get dopamine from my 90+ accuracy games

[vast sierra]

Who was?

[old thistle]

Hi3

[native iris]

Brain feels big when me win

[vast sierra]

I wasn't talking to hi3

[bright glade]

[crisp bough]

[undone dove]

I don't know, I do it lazily, I will analyse why I lost if I was like drawing and lost for some unknown reason, cuz most times I can figure it out in the game

e.g. I analyse why I throw K+P endgames, which I do frequently

[vast sierra]

I analyze everything, like there might be some tactic in the middlegame that I missed which can be helpful in the future for instance

[undone dove]

Yeah

[olive salmon]

so u play for fun bro?

[vast sierra]

I'm terrible at k+p and r+p endgames

[undone dove]

I mean, I want to be a master but... I am lazy

[olive salmon]

i see. same here lol, i be lookin at brilliants only

[grim edge]

1 more map until i’m finished all the 50cc maps thank god

[bright glade]

i review losses later
wins during session

[grim edge]

you can’t

[undone dove]

Game I played a while back

[crystal jewel]

Lol

[undone dove]

Guess how it ended

Btw it was M6 for a while

for black

It ended like this, they ran out of time, and I was up a pawn

[bright glade]

wtf

[undone dove]

They had M6, the proceeded to lose their rook and let me have a pass pawn and 4 more minutes, never resign

[grim edge]

Hi

anyone wanna play wth me??

ok im playing black i offered my opponent a draw 4 times in this game and he declined each one

[bright glade]

let him cook

[grim edge]

they messed up a equal endgame

king and pawn bruh

[teal dragon]

im shaking after that time scramble

[mild apex]

Rip

[bright glade]

this is exactly what i was gonna say, why offer draw

[undone dove]

God not a K+P endgame

[mild apex]

Since when zax be cat?

[leaden scroll]

Apparently receipts are unhealthy to eat.

[grim edge]

ITS A KING AND PAWN ENDGAME HOW CAN SOMEONE EVEN MESS IT UP!??!

[ember stag]

Any mods in chat?

[small hull]

let's goooo

[bright glade]

you respect your opponents too much
i saced 3 pieces and won

[leaden scroll]

I find this highly disappointing, as I was considering eating my receipt the next time I ordered something

[grim edge]

swindle level off chart

[undone dove]

I do it all the time cuz I’m bad at them

[ember stag]

Hi, people.

[grim edge]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bright glade]

bye

[grim edge]

i lost a bet

[undone dove]

Which was?

[mild apex]

How? Whats the bet?

[vast sierra]

I've only offered draws in absolutely dead drawn endgames

[ember stag]

Obama really said that

[vast sierra]

Like rook and 1 vs rook and 1 or opp colored bishops

[grim edge]

@grim edge wanted me to be cat zax so i said if they made a joke i would laugh at ill do it i actually laughed at the joke☠️

[mild apex]

Oh

[bright glade]

u have 5 seconds to delete before i ping mods

[mild apex]

As a cat, i disapprove your name

[ember stag]

why

[bright glade]

<@&745328830649991179> n word in video

[mild apex]

U gotta be cat-zax

[ember stag]

??

[grim edge]

imagine

[ember stag]

the guy is black

[hard gyro]

Videos can't contain n-word

[mild apex]

Btw, i havent see calliope for a while

[grim edge]

nah she was here earlier

[ember stag]

I can't even delete it because discord on mobile is bugged asf

[bright glade]

obama didnt say the word..

[hallow gate]

scipio's meow

[ember stag]

but the guy who's talking is black

[bright glade]

narrator did

[mild apex]

Try removing the name master zax, and replace it with cat-zax

[hard gyro]

You can delete it, stop lying. I am on mobile too and it ain't bugged.

[mild apex]

Hewo

[teal dragon]

Baghdad ass up

[ember stag]

You wanna see a screenshot??

[bright glade]

why dont i just call myself black and say it?

[grim edge]

THAT WASNT PART OF THE BET NO?!!!!!

[hallow gate]

pets

[hard gyro]

Your phone may have bugs, but Discord doesn't.

[grim edge]

someone say something based

[hallow gate]

ecta but black person moment

[ember stag]

it's discord

[teal dragon]

my discord do that too

[grim edge]

something based

[mild apex]

Bcus im the original cat in this server, so u gotta rename yourself to a btr cat (im evil)

[teal dragon]

just close and openagain

[hard gyro]

I ain't facing these issues.

[grim edge]

new name when?

[teal dragon]

idk

[hard gyro]

How it started vs How it's going

[ember stag]

There, happy?

[grim edge]

I’ve done it. I’ve completed all the 50cc maps

[grim edge]

Nah

[teal dragon]

wack board

[ember stag]

ur probably not on android

[hard gyro]

I am on Android, wdym?

[ember stag]

now everyone knows we can't trust moiz

[mild apex]

I wa sblind by the chess piece

[normal thunder]

chess just makes me hate myself mate...

[bright glade]

why not? i warned you before pinging mods idiot

[mild apex]

Meow~~ :(

[grim edge]

WHY DO I HAVE WORK IN 1-2 HRS AHHHHHHHHHHH

[hard gyro]

OR we can't trust rulebreakers.

[green jungle]

Xd

[ember stag]

ur a snitch

[bright glade]

you refused to listen to me, i simply informed a higher authority

if im a snitch, you're an idiot, fair?

[ember stag]

nah

[solar grotto]

yoooooo

[ember stag]

you're just a snitch

[final gust]

Can someone help me with something

[grim edge]

Any body wanna play chess with me??

[teal dragon]

@grim edge guess what, i have a top 1% ganyu

[grim edge]

@grim edge Btw when you see this when do i remove the cat name

[hard gyro]

Tbh it is quite idiotic to send that video.

[old thistle]

That doesn't matter. Don't use that word here

[bright glade]

and you're just an idiot, happy?

[hallow gate]

no

[final gust]

Unrelated to chess

[hallow gate]

SCIPIO

[hard gyro]

I'm happy.

[ember stag]

nah you're just a snitch

[bright glade]

w

[old thistle]

Hi

[final gust]

It'll be quick

[hallow gate]

I PETTED YOUR CAT AND IT IGNORED ME

[hard gyro]

I bet Moiz couldn't care less.

[bright glade]

cope

[old thistle]

I finally won a game with the black pieces

[bright glade]

and seethe, and mald, and eveyrhting in between

[hard gyro]

Cause he is just better

[ember stag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086309986742837268/1109563910773800980/caption-1-1.gif

[teal dragon]

💀

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[ember stag]

watch me get banned because it has a gun in it

[hard gyro]

Lmao you're the first person getting mugged in the streets of London.

[grim edge]

@EVERONE wanna play?chess

Vida La VidA

[bright glade]

OMG HE THREATENBEED ME WITH A GUN @ mods

[ember stag]

"lundun, lundun!!"

[bright glade]

moki you know whats funny

some mods might actually warn you for that

[mild apex]

My discord is lagging hard

[oak cliff]

what did moki do

[hard gyro]

I really can't see another way to pronounce London.

[mild apex]

I still dont understand bout the pig tho

[old thistle]

Opponent resigned after a king move

[hard gyro]

Send a video containing the n-word.

[grim edge]

wtf

[north wraith]

RAHHHHHHHHHHH

[mild apex]

Unstoppable mate

[bright glade]

the M2:

[ember stag]

"lundun ish the best countrey in the would!"

[grim edge]

I can lose with black

[oak cliff]

it's that big of a deal?

[old thistle]

It is actually M7

[hard gyro]

Leonard. In the second Angry BIrds movie, the birds and pigs cooperated and worked together. Probably a reference to that.

[grim edge]

@teal dragon not you whoops

[bright glade]

zip it

[hallow gate]

the not M2:

[grim edge]

wrong pings go crazy

[teal dragon]

my ganyu is top 1%

[old thistle]

We don't want that language on the server here

[hard gyro]

I ain't even British, so you are just making a fool out of yourself

[mild apex]

So theres no enemies in the movie?

[hard gyro]

There is.

Eagles.

[ember stag]

why did you mention London then???

[oak cliff]

Scipio can u check my message count

[old thistle]

Sure

3370

[mild apex]

The purple eagle?

[teal dragon]

ok bye chat im off to touch grass

[old thistle]

See you

[oak cliff]

woo.

[mild apex]

Meow scip

[hard gyro]

Yes, Bald Eagle's wife.

[old thistle]

Hey

[viral cypress]

Don't start taking the shit out of the British, otherwise this British person who is based in NYC will fight you

[grim edge]

@teal dragon my response

also bot makes no sense

[viral cypress]

The London is pretty good to use

[mild apex]

Damn u know the lore

[hard gyro]

That's one of the few places I know where people be saying stuff like that.

[viral cypress]

As long as you know how to capitalise

[ember stag]

Pov: no chess.com general talk-er

[hard gyro]

Eh, I've watched the movies so yeah.

[grim edge]

@everyone any body wanna play me in chess?

[bright glade]

no

[mild apex]

85 msg to 9k ttl msg

[fallen forum]

i wonder if someone made a video about this iceberg

[ember stag]

oh my god guys n word in video

[hard gyro]

Literally zero words in this video are spoken.

[ember stag]

Pov: no chess.com discord user

[grim edge]

alright thats 1 no

[hard gyro]

But I get the sarcasm.

[ember stag]

check again

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

stop freaking out lmao

zyzz chad

[bright glade]

WHERE

[queen crow]

[hard gyro]

There's a reason you are blocked for me

[ember stag]

Look!!!

[grim edge]

that guy died right?

[old thistle]

Do not send loud videos

[bright glade]

aka earrapes

[hallow gate]

[ember stag]

You realize that's pretty subjective right??

[old thistle]

Of course

[hard gyro]

True

[ember stag]

There's a reason you click to read my messages

[old thistle]

But we don't have to pretend that we are all deaf

[bright glade]

would you like scipio to present a decibel value when other variables are kept constant

[grim edge]

Why tf was it removed?

[fair ingot]

incorrect, loud is when it hurts my ears

[ember stag]

No like in the sense that it depends on your volume

[grim edge]

Besides i am like that

[grim edge]

uh loud?

[old thistle]

.

[grim edge]

I mean the girl nit thr frog

[ember stag]

everything will be loud if you have your volume at 100%

[hard gyro]

I like to see what drunkards can do sometimes.

[grim edge]

Ye

[hard gyro]

Anyways, back to viewing "1 blocked message"

[old thistle]

I checked with other videos what normal is and then compared

[grim edge]

Except my professor at the zoom lectures

Damn I just played 6 over the board games

I won all

i destroyed my mother and father in chess today

[old thistle]

W

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

tournament or just some games?

[grim edge]

My father used to beat me all the time

[spare roost]

Who is it

[grim edge]

But now i can beat him up

[grim edge]

LMFAO

[grim edge]

Don’t worry i got my revenge

[grim edge]

moki i’m pretty sure

[ember stag]

"I checked every video in existence to see what the average decibel value is, and it turns out this video was 0.3% more than the average so youre getting banned kid" - 🤓

[grim edge]

Normal games

[grim edge]

yo locked out

[mild apex]

Lmao locked out

[safe horizon]

hailo

[mild apex]

How, he ban evasion?

[safe horizon]

hailooooo???

[old thistle]

Just use common sense

[safe horizon]

😦

[grim edge]

probs

[old thistle]

[grim edge]

hahahaha pupuh u got locked out

[grim edge]

Based but i found your comment amusing

i KNEW it would happen

[hard gyro]

I remember you. You are one of the people whom I hate.

[ember stag]

I swear my iq decreases by 10% everytime I open this chat

[mild apex]

Imagine repeating ban evasion multiple times

[old thistle]

If they want to get ban

[bright glade]

you mustve opened the chat many many times then..

[grim edge]

just make an alt at that point 💀

[ember stag]

How do you say so much yet so little with that??

[grim edge]

puh it was only a matter of time

[grim edge]

Yeah i still cant beat him in chess tho

[old thistle]

Do not promote ban evasion

[upbeat viper]

Blblbl chat

[grim edge]

Stop me

[ember stag]

sure but on a unrelated note, where's your father?

[old thistle]

Bast

[grim edge]

my bad 😔

[mild apex]

Hows train?

[grim edge]

WAAAAAAA

[upbeat viper]

Hi scip

[grim edge]

Buying milk

[viral cypress]

Discord nerds 😊

[upbeat viper]

Well I'm at twitch con

[grim edge]

Meow

[upbeat viper]

Anitta nearby

[ember stag]

I know, I just wanna rub it in his face

[bright glade]

he's in the living room, why do you ask?

[grim edge]

NEVERRRRR

[ember stag]

Average chess com general user

[mild apex]

Meow?!?!