💬〡general-off-topic

[austere dune]

idc still has an attractive pfp

[fading spruce]

Did you just assume his sexuality?

[latent pebble]

💀

[undone dove]

Shi, I play caro

[sharp galleon]

dude…

[latent pebble]

Well he is mod

[austere dune]

what? im stating facts

[undone dove]

He said it in his bio

[fading spruce]

Honestly what anime pfps deserve tbh

[sharp galleon]

[fading spruce]

Nah I am talking about Cai

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-simp-gif-18875109

[undone dove]

He has it in his roles

[austere dune]

who here thinks i should get FOTS

[fading spruce]

Well I have him blocked so I wouldn’t know

[latent pebble]

neat

[civic belfry]

queefs gambit

[austere dune]

i dedicate time to chatting on this server because it's fun

[broken portal]

is it tho

[fading spruce]

He deserved it

[austere dune]

I’m not quite Jesus, I’m more of an apostle. I could never turn water into wine. But I bet I can turn you into mine.

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[grim edge]

what did i miss

[mystic stream]

[fading spruce]

Me teaching the ways of the Crab

[grim edge]

🥴

[austere dune]

darnittt gimme a sec

[grim edge]

the crab opening?

[fading spruce]

Hehe boi

[grim edge]

dang good 1

[austere dune]

I don’t care if you’re vegan. I got the only meat you’ll ever need.

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[grim edge]

da

[sharp galleon]

[fading spruce]

@robust drum games?

[robust drum]

?

[latent pebble]

why

[austere dune]

im not explaining it

[primal fern]

@fading spruce @robust drum @grim edge @grim edge connect ur account guys. you need trusted role in here to access the whole server

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[grim edge]

i teach barnes opening with g4 on the 2nd move

[fading spruce]

I don’t accept segregation

[primal fern]

you're segregated into the just joined role.....

so connect ur account

[fading spruce]

Yo I play that against people 2000 rating points lower than me

[primal fern]

what's ur elo?

[grim edge]

fair

[austere dune]

only thing worse than barnes is the bird opening

[fading spruce]

Exactly

[fading spruce]

I fight oppression

[grim edge]

barnes with g4 leads to fools mate 🗿

[sharp galleon]

man is a GM in disguise

[grim edge]

same with bird g4

[grim edge]

SEVEN. SEVEN TIMES NEUROLINK

[austere dune]

damn

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[austere dune]

Are you a blunder? Cause I'll always take you.

[flint fox]

/spoiler huh

[robust drum]

Is there anyone here who hasn't installed temu?

[primal fern]

yes

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[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[grim edge]

Can someone review this game?
Check out this #chess game: Claire6942034 vs taco12134 - https://www.chess.com/game/6605a046-1dfd-11ee-93c1-5e27b601000f
Yayyyy I'm finally at 102 elo!! I gained 2 elo
It ended in a draw

[fading spruce]

If you use Temu you are an idiot

[grim edge]

1925 rated teach me ur ways

[robust drum]

Why

[primal fern]

play d4

[austere dune]

💀

[sharp galleon]

man just insulted me

[grim edge]

i play c4 now 💀

[fading spruce]

Because you are literally giving all your data to China and you are paying for basically a garbage version of Amazon

[grim edge]

Sorry.. I suck.

[warped vigil]

woohoo English is the best

[fading spruce]

Like you already get shady products on Amazon

[grim edge]

yes pixel kaboom

[austere dune]

Suck what?

[grim edge]

At chess.

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[grim edge]

💀

[sharp galleon]

skull

[flint fox]

are you actually

[austere dune]

did you just insult one of the worlds leading sigmas?

[grim edge]

?

i mean on rare occasions i play e4

the bongcloud attack

[austere dune]

THERE IS ONLY TWO SIGMA HIGHER THAN HIM

[grim edge]

You ain't Master Oogwgay you aren't one of the world's leading sigmas :/

[flint fox]

So you manage to take their hanging queen

[fading spruce]

Just play f3 kf2

[flint fox]

Then you go and hang yours

[grim edge]

Yeah

[flint fox]

But you NEVER got

[austere dune]

heh have you forgot who's higher than him? Master Oogway is second..

[grim edge]

Okay

[grim edge]

havent studied theory on that variation 💀

[flint fox]

Oh my god.

[fading spruce]

I gotchu homie

[robust drum]

Bad strawman.
"But I'm Chinese-American so I don't really care.
And it's not a garbage version of Amazon. For example, I can find 4 dollar sleeping masks on temu, where the exact same thing costs $20 on Amazon.
Selfish and immoral person? Yes
Idiot? No"

[flint fox]

BRO IS YOUR OPPONENT ON 99 RATING

[grim edge]

Nah you just at Yoyle Land you eating too much Yoyle Berries your brained turned to Yoyle Metal

[flint fox]

Bfdi?

[grim edge]

136 or so I think

[sharp galleon]

what is happening here bruh

[fading spruce]

Bruh what does you being Chinese have to do with giving all your data to a foreign nations government

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-sigma-male-sigma-rule-b2k-sigma-expression-gif-27239871

[grim edge]

Ogmgmmggogkgmgkg fjsvaks rural you know!!!!! Omgg.gmfmfogm

[austere dune]

have you forgot about him???

[sharp galleon]

there are like 3 conversations going on here

[flint fox]

White got like 14 blunders

[austere dune]

THE MAN WHO STARED THE SIGMAS

[grim edge]

Dayyum

[fading spruce]

Those sleeping masks are made from cotton from Uighur slaves in Xinjiang

[warped vigil]

let's all get better at chess

[flint fox]

yes

[grim edge]

I was playing white-

agreed

[austere dune]

💀

[robust drum]

Okay, I already said that shopping at temu makes you a cruel person, not a dumb person

[grim edge]

im 1650 how do i get better

[sharp galleon]

I feel offended, but yes.

[rose pond]

Hhh

[flint fox]

Then you got 14 blunders?

[fading spruce]

How

[sharp galleon]

I am Chinese

[austere dune]

You were playing white? Haven't you played white your whole life?

[fading spruce]

Just getting offended by everything I guess

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[flint fox]

Nah i told her white played 14 blunders

[fading spruce]

By telling you the evils of the Chinese Communist Party you are offended

[austere dune]

no cause she might be white

[robust drum]

Doesn't really matter to me if my data goes to the Chinese government when every other app sells it to American businesses that affect me more

[grim edge]

It's 2023 are you assuming my ethnicity?

[flint fox]

1 game

[sharp galleon]

yeah but this is…. nvm

[grim edge]

Mhm

[grim edge]

bro gonna cancel them now

[flint fox]

Chimmythepupperz (doggo pfp)

[fading spruce]

In that case the only worry is a moral one as you are supporting slavery

[grim edge]

What?

[austere dune]

only 90 kids will remember this:
Male or female?

[flint fox]

Just search

[zealous totem]

I found hacker who should i tell

[flint fox]

I'm male tho

[zealous totem]

She don't care

[robust drum]

Yes, that's what I've been saying the entire time. I agree

[grim edge]

sadge times

[zealous totem]

Ok

[fading spruce]

I didn’t realise you were saying that you supported slavery this whole time. My apologies

[grim edge]

Trans Male-To-Female Heterosexual Asexual Heteroflexible Biromantic.

hello chat

[echo kestrel]

Yay I played a brilliant

[grim edge]

Hallos

[grim edge]

noice

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-sign-of-the-cross-praying-hoping-asustado-gif-10946409

[grim edge]

tell me ur credit card info

irl name?

[austere dune]

omg pixelated is about to give us his real name ommgggg

[grim edge]

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Steve Rhodes

[robust drum]

Bad strawman
"But I'm Chinese-American so I don't really care.
And it's not a garbage version of Amazon. For example, I can find 4 dollar sleeping masks on temu, where the exact same thing costs $20 on Amazon.
Selfish and immoral person? Yes
Idiot? No"

[echo kestrel]

Opponent up a queen? Easy! Just win it back with a perfect sequence

[austere dune]

im buying some robux

[grim edge]

oo

[grim edge]

ah yes steve rhodes famous sidekick of john highways

I found my grandmas pic

[fading spruce]

I don’t even know what the hell you are talking about

[austere dune]

what type of.."pics?"

[grim edge]

who

[sharp galleon]

Rf7 Ke1 Bg3 Kd1 Rh1 Kc2 Rf2

[grim edge]

of her face

[robust drum]

Of course you wouldn't

[grim edge]

Byw don't expect me to see ur msgs I blocked you

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mister-bombastic-bombastic-bomba-fantastic-mister-bombastic-bomba-fantastic-gif-5178553013458977316

[echo kestrel]

Yesss 🙂

[grim edge]

im so eepy

[fading spruce]

Everyone should block that dude

[grim edge]

might fool around and leave for like two months lol

[grim edge]

garfield

[austere dune]

sister, God teaches to respect all no matter what. I respect you fully but we have diffirent views

[grim edge]

u know Garfield was designed by jim davis specifically to make money. like there was no creative talent there it was all for cash

[grim edge]

Agreed. He put a gif of someone doing that's weird Christian cross motion when j said I'm Trans mtf and said my sexuality.

[shy zinc]

This video is absolutely amazing to watch. Every spin is so smooth and effortless, and it's clear that this chip has been spinning for years to achieve such a level of skill. The spins are so fluent and elegant, and every spin is executed with such perfect form. The song makes the spinning experience even more amazing, and it perfectly compliments the choreography. This chip is clearly an expert and a master of his craft, and he should be admired by all.

[austere dune]

???

[grim edge]

Wow really i didnt know that

[plush kite]

what should I code for chess?

[grim edge]

thank u. please subscribe for more Whismy Facts ™️

[sharp galleon]

didn’t you ask the exact same thing yesterday lol

[austere dune]

I apologize,

[fading spruce]

A chess bot that tries as hard as possible to draw the game

[grim edge]

Bad cisgendered person
If homophobes call trans people Tr^nni^s then why can't we call you a c^ssy?

[plush kite]

yes but nobody really answered

[latent bane]

hi

[plush kite]

excluding bots and chess variants

[austere dune]

I respect all people

[sharp galleon]

damn

[grim edge]

omg fight in chat

[austere dune]

We should still respect all people no matter what they think

[fading spruce]

Then I don’t really know what you are pertaining to

[austere dune]

this is my second fight of the day...

https://tenor.com/view/क़मीज़ऊपरकरना-चश्माउतारना-sonu-chauhan-chauhan-vines-झगड़ाकरनेवालाहै-gif-22658756

-rolles up sleeves and powers up-

[fading spruce]

That’s what I am saying

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-anime-super-saiyan-dbz-dragon-ball-gif-16589862

[grim edge]

oh that explains it. goku

[flint fox]

Lmao

[mild nest]

easy sequence

[grim edge]

that explains a lot honestly

[flint fox]

100% not a furry

[sharp galleon]

Sweet home Alabama~

/jk

[grim edge]

he doesnt get it he thinks its normal

[sharp galleon]

idfk I just had an aneurysm

[austere dune]

i have a hole in my chess rn 😦 im very skinny

[flint fox]

Cai is still typing??

[sharp galleon]

I know the city but I don’t know which state it is in

[austere dune]

yes

[grim edge]

Denver is in Utah

[sharp galleon]

ah I see

[austere dune]

but im 13 😦

[grim edge]

Denver is part of the Falkland islands

[grim edge]

then dont. thirteen year olds explode when taking creatine

[echo kestrel]

Yep

[fading spruce]

Who owns the Falkland Islands 🗿

[austere dune]

uh oh a fight in the chat

[latent pebble]

Drink a lot of water

[grim edge]

South Africa

[austere dune]

-grabs popcorn-

[grim edge]

ngl Argentina owns the falkland islands

[echo kestrel]

You can't grab popcorn when you're involved in the fight 💀

[austere dune]

that guy said the creatine will make me explode? aren't you going to argue?

[grim edge]

@fading spruce brit in chat

What did i miss

[austere dune]

good golly

[fading spruce]

Bruh are you an Argentinian or something bruv?

[flint fox]

Fight is abt to start

[grim edge]

it will. your head will go all over the room in itty bitty bloody pieces

[grim edge]

about what?

[grim edge]

i bet u support thatcher huh

[flint fox]

Pride stuff

[austere dune]

oh gosh here we goooo -grabs popcorn-

[fading spruce]

You can bet a lot of things

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[grim edge]

sure

[plush kite]

no just a tool for chess

[fading spruce]

Argentina literally has no claim on those islands

[flint fox]

This man 100% plays dungeons and dragons

[grim edge]

you do dont u. tory plaything

🍿

🍿🥤

[fading spruce]

🇦🇷

[grim edge]

EN UNION Y LIBERTAD

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/vamos-argentina-gif-9928855

[latent pebble]

It will make you explode

🤯

[grim edge]

this is a pro argentina server

[austere dune]

what if your 3 inches of the average height for 13 year old males in the US?

[fading spruce]

Meanwhile supporting expansionist claims made by a fascist dictator

[grim edge]

am not Argentinian

[austere dune]

furry

[grim edge]

yes

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/stg-is-down-stg-caiu-fell-tired-teletubbies-gif-16922708

[dire glen]

is there a <800 elo here?

[grim edge]

idk

[shy zinc]

This video is absolutely amazing to watch. Every spin is so smooth and effortless, and it's clear that this chip has been spinning for years to achieve such a level of skill. The spins are so fluent and elegant, and every spin is executed with such perfect form. The song makes the spinning experience even more amazing, and it perfectly compliments the choreography. This chip is clearly an expert and a master of his craft, and he should be admired by all.

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-meme-missile-furry-alert-gif-24658735

[sharp galleon]

only 500-999

[grim edge]

ye cause union busting is a pro democratic expression of freedom

thatcher suporterrrrrr

[dire glen]

what is your username on chess?

[sharp galleon]

cellen01

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-fat-guys-gif-11223575

[flint fox]

Protogen defeating grimace

[dire glen]

you're 1500 xd

i need a low elo xD

[austere dune]

-flexing my 615 rapid rn

[fading spruce]

I hate Margaret Thatcher

[robust drum]

Both of you make left leaning statements. Why are you arguing

[grim edge]

i can make a new account and lose to all the bots

[sharp galleon]

I’m 2300 in rapid

[dire glen]

lol

[grim edge]

have u seen the left

[sharp galleon]

not 1500 lol

[fading spruce]

Just have to correct some Argentinean with revanchist claims that never existed to begin with

[grim edge]

teach me ur ways

[austere dune]

.........

[sharp galleon]

trade your life for a slight improvement of your chess skill

[grim edge]

understandable

also im not british i dont even know what im saying. the falkland islands could be an independent principate all i care

[austere dune]

i want to eat some @grim edge @heavy forum

[flint fox]

What is this

[grim edge]

not being briish is bit odd innit?

tho the irony of a brit advocating for territorial expansion is not lost on me

[dire glen]

someone is <800 here?

[austere dune]

damn

[flint fox]

I'm like 450 or smth

[dire glen]

in bullet, rapid?

[austere dune]

i was 450 like 2 weeks ago now im 615

[fading spruce]

My blood is purely repulsed by the British but the Argentinean claims were manifested out of thin air

[flint fox]

Rapid

[grim edge]

my dental health says otherwise hombre

[austere dune]

XD

[flint fox]

Pixelated balls??

[austere quarry]

hello

[grim edge]

hallos

hullo

[echo kestrel]

Free pawn!! 😄

[grim edge]

@grim edge wheres unity

[grim edge]

Botez gambit 1 pawn variation

[austere dune]

yessir

[fading spruce]

That only happened because you didn’t play the Crab

[austere dune]

andrea or alexandra botez?

[grim edge]

WGHAT

idk

HUH

NO?

[austere dune]

wait what???

[grim edge]

@unity NO

USA would be slightly more liveable if Texas seceded and went back to doing its own thing.

whos unity

holdon i have him friended

[austere dune]

THE SERVER LEFT?

[vagrant star]

andrea is sexier

[grim edge]

nvm this isnt so bad

@grim edge what ss

[austere dune]

ty for answering

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057

[fading spruce]

You probably live in California

[grim edge]

Illinois*

[fading spruce]

Chicago?

[austere dune]

GothamChess being 1000 at 8 and still not being a GM 💀

[grim edge]

Benton

oh ye didnt see it

noo whats the ss

[fading spruce]

It’s never Chicago

[grim edge]

pixel whats the ss !!!!

[austere dune]

can i put my jaws in your balls

[grim edge]

sorry botez gambit , winning exchange variation

[grim edge]

Yes.

whyd he leave

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-ooh-yeah-ayee-gif-26114715

[grim edge]

You rn:

[sharp galleon]

we have some cringe ppl here today

[austere dune]

bruh

[grim edge]

💀

i support it ngl

[austere dune]

-when your the second highest rated person in your school-

[grim edge]

am i one of em?

[civic belfry]

queefs gambit

[sharp galleon]

nah not really

[latent pebble]

He has nothing better to do he will join back in like a couple hours watch me

[grim edge]

i mean. his name is unity

[sharp galleon]

but I am though lol

[grim edge]

good

[grim edge]

huge plot twist

[latent pebble]

Quote me on that

he will join back

[next chasm]

this chat vaguely reminds me of ICC General chat back in the day

[grim edge]

and im proud of being 2nd

[austere dune]

guys can we take a minute of silence for Unity? if you chat you will get cancer

[grim edge]

idk who unity is

[latent pebble]

how old are you

[austere dune]

13 and shhh

[grim edge]

odds are i get cancer soon enough so

[fading spruce]

Bro I have been trying to convince you to just block that dude

He seriously should’ve been banned the last time he was causing issues

[austere dune]

ok you can talk

[grim edge]

who

[fading spruce]

The Cai dude

[grim edge]

o

what did they do last time

[fading spruce]

Good morning chat

[grim edge]

gn

[rugged jacinth]

Ah yes classic chess.com general channel

Full of arguements

[latent pebble]

Meh

[rugged jacinth]

Gumornin to you

[grim edge]

no its not. we r peaceful.and loving

[latent pebble]

I don’t care enough to do all of that

[rugged jacinth]

And gudnayt to you

[latent pebble]

He does not concern me

[grim edge]

it is a chess server soo

[latent pebble]

He just sounds incredibly young

[grim edge]

nah its a canon event

[digital phoenix]

Food

[fading spruce]

Bro is an NPC

[rugged jacinth]

No food

[grim edge]

nah im dumber then an npc

[fading spruce]

Is anyone playing chess right now?

[grim edge]

am in a car soo no

[rugged jacinth]

We all chatting here

[latent pebble]

The queue takes too long gonna queue up lichess anon

[fading spruce]

I was trying to play chess in the car earlier and it was trash

I almost hit a family of 4

[digital phoenix]

Bruh ur driving too

[grim edge]

💀

losogna

laser

[grim edge]

Stockfish says it was inaccurate

[digital phoenix]

Whipsmi

[rugged jacinth]

At least its just almost

[grim edge]

u should have drove through a train

[rugged jacinth]

But would be epic if u actually did

[grim edge]

-stockfish

[grim edge]

can u imagine. losing a family member bc somebody was chessing while driving

[fading spruce]

That’s why I had to stop playing chess

[plush kite]

what??

[grim edge]

Guys. I'm 102 elo someone wanna play against me?

[fading spruce]

It was stopping me from hitting people

[grim edge]

💀

[plush kite]

I just can't think of anything to code for chess

[fading spruce]

Bro I had to play Titled Tuesday

[grim edge]

what elo are u anywau

[plush kite]

Yeah I know but you can't think of anything either?

[grim edge]

Guys. I'm 102 elo someone wanna play against me?

[fading spruce]

My peak ELO was 2455 Classical

[grim edge]

dam classical

[sharp galleon]

just play in the random pool

[grim edge]

yo wsg

[grim edge]

Watdat

[sharp galleon]

just start a match on chess.com bruh

[grim edge]

yo sup

[plush kite]

damn

[austere dune]

Listen here Minecraft Steve, your father left you for a single gram of weed, your mother told you to eat anchovies, head phone wire, deflated tire, dirty socks, your brother died of chickpox, "everybody follow this box",

[grim edge]

They keep giving me 200+ elo ppl and I'm only 102 elo

[austere dune]

took me 7 minutes to type that for him not to react

-cry-

[sharp galleon]

welp I guess it can’t be helped, I’m up for a match

[fading spruce]

That was my peak in March 2022

[austere dune]

i've faced a 1900 and im 615

[shy zinc]

Wiat people get block on discord. No way someone fr blocking someone on this app

[grim edge]

Wat ur elo?

[austere dune]

ive never blocked someone

[sharp galleon]

2300

[grim edge]

Wanna play? If so dm

[austere dune]

cap what's your user

[shy zinc]

Good you are sain

[sharp galleon]

cellen01

exactly like my nickname here

[austere dune]

i prefer sigma

[sharp galleon]

alright

[shy zinc]

Why be sigma when you have sanity

[fading spruce]

That’s because it wasn’t chess.com 😳

[shy zinc]

Sanity=sigma

[undone dove]

Lichess?

[sharp galleon]

don’t tell me you use the forbidden site…

[fading spruce]

That’s right

[austere dune]

you weren't kidding-

[fading spruce]

I am the best CoolMathGames chess player

[sharp galleon]

why should I be

[grim edge]

omfg coolmathgames chess must be the rawest thing out there

[austere dune]

im 3200 so...

[fading spruce]

It’s a brutal environment

[austere dune]

my user is GMHikaru

[austere dune]

what have i done to you?

[grim edge]

guessing alot

[austere dune]

no balls?

no father?

[inland shore]

Why is my accuracy so bad when i play agaisnt high elo players

[fading spruce]

Because they create complex positions you can’t comprehend

[lament sparrow]

rip

[inland shore]

I almost never make blunders but i made 7 blunders tf

[grim edge]

different elo different positions

[last verge]

tilted 40 elo but at least im completely winning against a 210

[austere dune]

Chess is not just about playing. It's other aspects. I have to improve my mental state. I have to be tougher, more confident, more comfortable playing the top guys...

-Wesely So

[grim edge]

BROS PIXEL I JUST PLAYED A TEN MOVE GAME AT 100 PERCENT ACCURACY !!!!

[grim edge]

chess is about making ur opponent miserable -some random dude

the entire thing was just me playign a great move. idk why im proud of this

[austere dune]

lol that's also true

[latent pebble]

why do u have 30 rated rapid games

[grim edge]

u can play 2 moves and it would still be 100% acc

[oak wind]

do i have to read all chess books recommended for 1200-1500?? or just one is enough?

[latent pebble]

Oh 70 my bad

[grim edge]

yes im referencing fools mate

who has a irl rating

[latent pebble]

yeah I think I looked at the wrong time span stat

[grim edge]

has chess.com changed what a great move is

[tame heath]

Can someone help me figure out which rating to look at for like general overall rating- cuz i have ratings for blitz daily puzzles rapid etc

[zealous totem]

What you mean irl rating

[echo kestrel]

LES GO BACK TO 2100

[grim edge]

.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

This is the Chess.com profile of togishere. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1805 (1805 peak)
Blitz: 2100 (2110 peak)
Bullet: 2000 (2000 peak)

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/good-afternoon-flowers-sparkles-rose-gif-22327211

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

how to xplain

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kwisksnk

This is the Chess.com profile of kwisksnk. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 649 (701 peak)

[grim edge]

Whats ur irl rating

[tame heath]

Yall- which rating should i look at for overall rating

[echo kestrel]

I tilted 😦 😦 😦

[grim edge]

Classical or rapid

[tame heath]

Oh mk

lemme check

[grim edge]

mostly rapid bec most people play rapid

[austere dune]

notice anything... new guys?

[zealous totem]

My rating 649

[echo kestrel]

@grim edge And then stopped tilting 🙂

[tame heath]

Im gonna shoot myself in the head with my rating

[grim edge]

whats ur rating

[sharp galleon]

did you spend 3 hours grinding or something

[shy zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1094433250476298334/1127440534605148171/image-6.png

[grim edge]

💀

[echo kestrel]

Yep

[tame heath]

LMAO DO U REALLY WANNA KNOW MY RATING?

[grim edge]

yes ig

[echo kestrel]

Most time I've ever spent playing chess in 1 sitting was 14 hours

[tame heath]

my rating is 162- 💀🔫

[sharp galleon]

the what

[shy zinc]

Hey don't talk about him like that he is me hero

[echo kestrel]

I dropped out of school 🙂 I like grinding

[tame heath]

my- my rating is so low and i hate it

[grim edge]

for me it was 7 and a half hours

[sharp galleon]

I thought you were my age bruh

[echo kestrel]

Daang lol

[austere dune]

new pfp boys

[echo kestrel]

I'm 16 lol

[tame heath]

For me like 10-15 hours but i still suck

[sharp galleon]

I am turning 15 tomorrow

[tame heath]

162 elo💀

[echo kestrel]

Daang. Happy early birthday lol

[austere dune]

turning 13 is the best

[grim edge]

i mean i improved 1400 to 1600

[echo kestrel]

I'm turning 17 in August 🙂

[sharp galleon]

thx

[grim edge]

most of my games i play like an 1800

17 in november

[grim edge]

atleast thats what chess.com says

[tame heath]

I- i improved from 417 to 180💀

[sharp galleon]

man’s evolving backwards

[last verge]

my opponent isnt moving

[tame heath]

For real

[austere dune]

"This is known as theory: -GothamChess

[tame heath]

i used to checkmate people ALL the time when i was 6-7

and i literally dropped chess all of the sudden

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cock-cockerel-rooster-chicken-gif-16625787

[last verge]

bro my opponent straight up isnt moving

[tame heath]

oh lemme rephrase

[grim edge]

maybe take a break

[tame heath]

i beat ADULTS all the time

huh i judt started relearning chess

[austere dune]

can i rizz you up?

[tame heath]

why-

[grim edge]

ik the feeling and it makes me feel powerful

💀

[austere dune]

guys why am i getting skull faces?i rizz people up all the time-

[tame heath]

LMAO REAL

[austere dune]

alr anyways, lemme power up

[grim edge]

I was skull facing myself

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-anime-super-saiyan-dbz-dragon-ball-gif-16589862

[last verge]

move 15 my opponent is fown to 2 min

[tame heath]

no because that was so random- also im the rizz withstanding god a server told me to tell them to bow down since im so good at rejecting rizz

[last verge]

i need ro lose more games

[grim edge]

i have no rizz

[austere dune]

Are you a blunder? Cause I'll always take you.

[last verge]

bro gtfo

[grim edge]

That doesnt make sense

[tame heath]

FOREAL THAT REALLY DIDNT-

[grim edge]

i think the line works like

[austere dune]

Yes it does. Cause if someone blunders, you tke the blunder

[grim edge]

are u a queen bec il always take u

i think thats how it works

[austere dune]

Are you Chiinese?

[tame heath]

No im not-

wtf

[civic ether]

—

[austere dune]

Cause I'm China slide into those Dms

[tame heath]

ching

[civic ether]

BING CHILLING.

[tame heath]

chong

[abstract mantle]

:shy:

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[tame heath]

ching chong ur self outta here

[austere dune]

f*** you

[tame heath]

how bout that

im filippino anyways

[grim edge]

good 1

[keen dock]

ayyee

[austere dune]

oh ummm

[grim edge]

i have a question

[tame heath]

Yes-

[austere dune]

i am too but just pretend im not

[grim edge]

are some words in phi the same in malay

[austere dune]

11:35 correction

[tame heath]

Sometimes? I dont really speak tagalog and other languages so- but idk

[grim edge]

oo ok

[austere dune]

my grandparents want me to learn butim lazy

[keen dock]

NAHH BRO FILIPINO BUT DOESNT SPEAK

[austere dune]

but im*

[tame heath]

I moved to america when i was 5- wtf do u want from me💀

[grim edge]

Adik means little brother right?

[austere dune]

im offended

[keen dock]

lmao

[grim edge]

oh ok

[keen dock]

stay offended

[tame heath]

start talking tagalog when everyone else is talking in english?

💀🔫

[keen dock]

potangina

[austere dune]

my father is from the philippines he came here when he was 3. he doesn't know tagalog

[grim edge]

Its always weird to talk in ur nation lang or diff when people are talkin in english

[tame heath]

I can still understand it but liek

[keen dock]

yo u know what bobo means?

[tame heath]

Real

[austere dune]

my grandparents are the philippines, they stayed there for like 30 years, they know tagalog

[thorn hull]

hey guys does anyone wanna watch my stream

on twitch

[keen dock]

no

[grim edge]

and it feels soo weird to use english when everyone speaking in ur nation language💀💀

[tame heath]

Bobo is a lot of people at my school

[keen dock]

jkjk sorry sure

[tame heath]

😭🔫

[austere dune]

no idea wtf that means

[tame heath]

stupid

[keen dock]

AHAHAH

[austere dune]

💀

[tame heath]

it means stupid

💀💀

[keen dock]

it means you

[thorn hull]

all good

[tame heath]

aww thank you lunar

[keen dock]

jk bro ily plz fill me up

[tame heath]

cant get my friends to call me stupid anyways💀

lmao 😭😭

[grim edge]

im smarkk

[keen dock]

nahhh

[grim edge]

i invented stonks

[austere dune]

only thing ik is tae

[keen dock]

hi pixel

[austere dune]

-bows-

[grim edge]

arent u suppost to be sleeping

[austere dune]

im tired

[tame heath]

TAE AAAHAHAHA (it means poop)

[grim edge]

cant sleep?

imsomnia?

[austere dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ikr-i-know-shades-on-sassy-fabulous-gif-16553973

[tame heath]

My chess works the graveyard shift

[keen dock]

💀

[nimble niche]

hey nerds

[austere dune]

ill sleep with you

[keen dock]

wut du heel

[tame heath]

YOOOOOOO CAI WHACHU DOING-

😭😭😭

[grim edge]

what

[austere dune]

I want to eat some @grim edge @heavy forum

[tame heath]

IMAO

😭

[keen dock]

its liraly all over my monitor now

[grim edge]

hiding jelous fr fr

what was the joke

[austere dune]

gn im heading out too

[tame heath]

ima play chess now- its getting to hot in here😭😭

[keen dock]

gm bbg

[tame heath]

gnn

[austere dune]

alr yall ill cya tomorrow

[tame heath]

cya

[keen dock]

cya

[tame heath]

im playing chess with my ugly wugly rating

fricking 162💀

[keen dock]

wots ur rating

[tame heath]

😭😭😭😭

[keen dock]

oh..

[tame heath]

😭😭😭😭💀💀💀😭😭😭😭💀

[keen dock]

dw bro everyone can get better fr

[grim edge]

oooo

[keen dock]

🗿

[undone dove]

1000 metres

[grim edge]

Its a planet im pretty sure

[thorn hull]

here it is guys

https://www.twitch.tv/nsandell123

[undone dove]

Weird Muricans using inches and feet

[thorn hull]

can you see it?

[undone dove]

Nup

[grim edge]

The link?

yes

Me later

[thorn hull]

@inner acorn what does it show

[keen dock]

lmao rip

[thorn hull]

@undone dove does it show me on there with the chess thing

[grim edge]

no

[undone dove]

It’s a link to smth

[grim edge]

but im gonna ride my bicycle going home and prob crash

Rip

sure

[keen dock]

u prolly landed on ur knees or sm

[grim edge]

sheeesh

she looking good

[thorn hull]

https://www.twitch.tv/nsandell123 here it is

[grim edge]

understandable

[keen dock]

naisu

im more of a gtr r34 type guy tho

[full glen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/413782012902768652/958614921766113320/unknown.gif

[grim edge]

idk

[keen dock]

im a car guy fr

[grim edge]

im more of a plane guy

im not but just pretend that i am

[dense cloud]

I'm gay

[grim edge]

very random

[misty sedge]

rip

[grim edge]

hi gay im whismy

💀

[keen dock]

woah woah woah

whyd we go from cars to a sentence

[grim edge]

who out there taking pictures of people in bathrooms 😭

[grim edge]

💀💀💀

[keen dock]

💀💀💀

naisu

bro

💀

liraly me

[misty sedge]

Relate

fr

[keen dock]

lmao

[full glen]

@grim edge why u cosplaying

[misty sedge]

He's ga

[thorn hull]

why am i surpressed in voice chat

@tiny rivet why am i surpressed in the voicehat

let me talk

[keen dock]

cuz u aint connected cuh

[gray saddle]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @thorn hull, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[full glen]

because this is an authoritarian dictatorship

[keen dock]

cosplaying looks fun

[gray saddle]

[full glen]

you are actually the one with "just joined" role so you just told yourself to shut up

[keen dock]

woah what the shit

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> blalez7

This is the Chess.com profile of blalez7. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1645 (1671 peak)
Blitz: 1377 (1508 peak)
Bullet: 1171 (1267 peak)

[grim edge]

bro i suck

[keen dock]

🤓☝️

[grim edge]

How is that x2

[gray saddle]

i literally hate the trusted role, that's why it is only just joined.

[keen dock]

ayye same

same cuh

but iono wtf im doing half the time

maybe 😳

woah woah woah this some c.ai type shi

[torpid sandal]

could anybody high rated play a game with me and kinda just explain some moves so i know how i should be thinking during a game

[keen dock]

nahh bro is the necromancer from bloons

[torpid sandal]

:D ive had this pfp for a long time now

[latent pebble]

what

[keen dock]

naisu

[keen dock]

tis roleplay cuh

[hoary obsidian]

I wish

[latent pebble]

roleplay is shit hoodlum

lame ah gacha shit

[torpid sandal]

?

[keen dock]

L take

[keen dock]

it means nice

[torpid sandal]

oh ok

[keen dock]

dms? 😳

[fading spruce]

This chat is trash

[keen dock]

woah woah woah

[keen dock]

L opinion

[pastel verge]

What the heck is this c.ai bro, this ain't c.ai

[full glen]

im back

[latent pebble]

[regal sequoia]

Hi guys🙂

[full glen]

"hI bAck"

[hoary obsidian]

I been popping bottles

[keen dock]

yo nice face reveal

[hoary obsidian]

Sparkles and champagne

[grim edge]

What did i miss

[keen dock]

i miss you

[grim edge]

i also miss myself

[austere quarry]

halllo

[full glen]

can we get it

[regal sequoia]

Can you rate my game?

Guys

[full glen]

10/10 because you are so cool

[keen dock]

if ur anything above 300 i am not qualified to rate your game

[regal sequoia]

Check out this #chess game: Joshua9576 vs ravennnxr - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81194677152

[keen dock]

clean

[grim edge]

Very bouncy

[full glen]

😍

[keen dock]

i love bouncy balls

[pastel verge]

Why i can't stream-

[keen dock]

cuz u aint trusted cuh

[pastel verge]

I'm in a vc rn

[keen dock]

get the trusted role

[pastel verge]

Ik that but what does "Server Member for 7 days meaning" like i don't know

[pastel verge]

thats the only thing left

[keen dock]

ayo

bet bbg

[fading spruce]

I can’t be in vc because of racial segregation

[torpid lintel]

Connect your account :)

[fading spruce]

I didn’t connect my account

[fading spruce]

Nah

[torpid lintel]

Why not?

[keen dock]

what vc is u in cuh

[full glen]

stay as a server member for 7 days

[pastel verge]

well yea- well ok

[pastel verge]

thx

[pastel verge]

thx*

[keen dock]

tf

why is this push to talk

[warped vigil]

HI

[full glen]

🗿

[grim edge]

Hi

[latent pebble]

ok

[warped vigil]

hi

[latent pebble]

Sparkles in japan

[blazing pollen]

hey

i haven't talked in here in a while

how are yall?

[grim edge]

am fine

how are u

He lost 3 - 0 against me. According to someone, this is a great compliment.

💀

it tbh is

[fading spruce]

Bro he’s French he is clearly under a lot of stress right now

[warped vigil]

Guys look

Sicilian defense is Queen's Pawn Opening

[grim edge]

Don't worry guys, this was amusing haha.

Check out this #chess game: Claire6942034 vs safaturk - https://www.chess.com/game/3d31ca82-1e0f-11ee-98c9-c5fa9f01000f
ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE ELO LESSGOOOOOOOOO!!!

[blazing pollen]

good

[fading spruce]

That’s because it transposed into the Horwitz Defence

[warped vigil]

but it never was the horwitz

[void sluice]

he fell for it!

[blazing pollen]

guess

[void sluice]

he responded with b5?

[blazing pollen]

i hate the eval bar after i surrender because. NO CRAP WAS HE WINNING, THATS THE REASON I SURRENDERED

[grim edge]

who tf plays b5

[void sluice]

this is the weirdest scholar mate fail

[full glen]

the polish

[void sluice]

this is also a free pawn

[warped vigil]

french

[grim edge]

im not talking about openings smh

[fading spruce]

Polski Opening best opening

[void sluice]

This b5 blunder is something next level

[grim edge]

bongcloud

[last verge]

down 30 elo for the night

[grim edge]

lol

[grim edge]

Ikr! I won in under 10 moves. Tried going for Scholar's Mate, dunno if that stull counts. BUT HEY! 112 ELO!

nice

[void sluice]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81194760940?tab=review

[worn ice]

safaturk (202) vs. LuckyPanther07 (197)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Bb5+ Nc6 3. exd5 a6 4. dxc6 axb5 5. cxb7 Bxb7 6. c3 Qb8 7. d4 Qd8 8. f3 Qd6 9. g4 Qc5 10. dxc5 Nf6 11. Nd2 Ra4 12. b3 Ra6 13. Ba3 Nd5 14. c4 Nf4 15. cxb5 Re6+ 16. Ne4 Bxe4 17. fxe4 Rxe4+ 18. Ne2 Nxe2 19. Rb1 Nc3+ 20. Kd2 Nxd1 21. Rbxd1 Rxg4 22. b6 cxb6 23. cxb6 Rd4+ 24. Ke1 Rd8 25. Bc1 e5 26. b4 Bxb4+ 27. Bd2 Bc5 28. Ba5 h5 29. Rb1 Rh6 30. b7 Ba7 31. Bxd8 Kxd8 32. b8=Q+ Bxb8 33. Rxb8+ Ke7 34. Rb7+ Ke6 35. Rb6+ Kf5 36. Rxh6 gxh6 37. a3 e4 38. a4 e3 39. a5 Kf4 40. Rf1+ Ke4 41. a6 Kd3 42. a7 e2 43. Rf3+ Kc2 44. a8=Q f6 45. Qc8+ Kb1 46. Rd3 h4 47. Qb8+ Kc1 48. Rd2 f5 49. Rxe2 f4 50. Qc7+ Kb1 51. Qc3 f3 52. Rd2 h3 53. Rd1+ Ka2 54. Rd2+ Kb1 55. Qb3+ Kc1 56. Qc3+ Kb1 

[grim edge]

can someone review my game, i don't have any more reviews left for the day

[void sluice]

wtf is this game

[restive storm]

I’m down 30 rating

[grim edge]

no ke2 bad

[last verge]

i made the push for 2k and lost all my elo

[void sluice]

the failing of ladder mate by repetition is another level

[grim edge]

bongcloud is op

[restive storm]

Oof

[grim edge]

yes

[last verge]

at leats i am currently up a queen against a 2015

[blazing pollen]

nice username. i 100% agree

[grim edge]

What the duck

[last verge]

ok he resigned nice

super sad i wanted 2k today

now im back at 1958

tomorrow is a new day

[grim edge]

why are there so much game devs in this server

1 e4 e5
2 Qh5 g6
I'm on white, how do I respond?

[restive storm]

Qh6

[grim edge]

i hope u drop too 1800. i’m praying on ur downfall

[void sluice]

currently in game?

[last verge]

stockfish after only giving a +6 advantage when i am up a queen for a pawn

[grim edge]

is this currently a live game?

[last verge]

Qh6 traps the bishop gg ez

[grim edge]

They would take my queen

[void sluice]

its just a meme bro

[restive storm]

Qf5

[last verge]

also Qe2 threatens mate

[grim edge]

Yes

[void sluice]

if this is a real game

[restive storm]

Qf5 Qh6 and d4 are the 3 best moves I just checked

[grim edge]

helping in a live game is cheating

[void sluice]

you deserve to play qh6 because you are a dirty cheater

[last verge]

massive brain

[nimble niche]

wdym Qh6 is the best move, lefong trap

[fading spruce]

Pretty sure this person just started playing chess

[torpid lintel]

this game was a draw but opponent resigned haha

[grim edge]

It's not against a human 😭

[void sluice]

oh

[restive storm]

Play Qh6

[void sluice]

against chess.com ai?

then allowed

[grim edge]

Yeah

[void sluice]

play Qe5

It is a fork of a king and a rook

[grim edge]

take the pawn on e5 if the bot played g6, wins a rook

[void sluice]

how weak is the bot to fall for this trap?

are you playing against martin?

[fading spruce]

Someone should play a game entirely in descriptive notation

[bright trench]

You forgot to say the line

[grim edge]

Martin played Be7

[torpid lintel]

Yes I was about to but my knight was alive so who know 😅

[grim edge]

bro didn’t even do it right

[fading spruce]

Bro actually knows descriptive notation

[void sluice]

yup

he was actually martin

Martin plays like he's on drugs

[plush kite]

Yo can someone send this in another server

[grim edge]

notation of what

[grim edge]

take the rook

[void sluice]

Martin is too easy

[bright trench]

Martin isn’t even that bad

[plush kite]

Yo can someone send this in another server

[void sluice]

you should start your chess bot game with Emir

[echo kestrel]

Guys this is my favorite King's Gambit traps. It's 16 moves long and wins a queen and a rook.
(Btw if you actually follow the arrows, it'll lead to the trap lol. I know it well enough that I can do it with arrows)

[plush kite]

Yo can someone send this in another server

[void sluice]

Do not spam

[torpid lintel]

Don't spam

[grim edge]

Emir is 1600 in my sschool fr

1 e4 e5
2 Qh5 g6
3 Qxe5+ Be7
I'm playing white what should I do?

[bright trench]

Just type the notation or smthn

[echo kestrel]

Ehh arrows looks better 🙂

[void sluice]

No
Chess.com bot named emir rated 1000

[grim edge]

ye ik

[void sluice]

take da rooooook

[grim edge]

take da rukh

[mild apex]

gm

[grim edge]

1 e4 e5
2 Qh5 g6
3 Qxe5+ Be7
4 Qxh8 Kf8
I'm playing white what should I do?

[grim edge]

12:30 up nice and early fr

[floral inlet]

Guys guys look atmy brilliuant move! (dont pay attention to the other moves.)

[grim edge]

trade all the pieces

[nimble niche]

you're up a whole rook, why do you still need help?

[grim edge]

How is that brilliant

[vestal adder]

😳

[floral inlet]

i win the queen

[grim edge]

I'm 121 rapid elo.

[bright trench]

How Tf did that even happen

[grim edge]

ye ik

[floral inlet]

?

[grim edge]

how does that count as a brilliant

[bright trench]

The moves before are just crazy

[nimble niche]

brilliants are rarely good

[bright trench]

Nah just colourful game

Lots of red brilliants

[grim edge]

what about mine

1 e4 e5
2 Qh5 g6
3 Qxe5+ Be7
4 Qxh8 Kf8
5 Qxg8+ Kxg8
I'm playing white what should I do?

[restive storm]

Ba6

[nimble niche]

cbf said this was a really good move

[grim edge]

awh i need per to send rip

1 e4 e5
2 Qh5 g6
3 Qxe5+ Be7
4 Qxh8 Kf8
5 Qxg8+ Kxg8
6 Ba6 d6
I'm playing white what should I do?

[nimble niche]

why did you give up the queen for no reason?

[bright trench]

Great move just means it’s the only move that doesn’t lose ig

[grim edge]

Misclick

[nimble niche]

many moves don't lose, but they also don't win

[restive storm]

hi bastoura

[bright trench]

Well idk then maybe ur just that good

[grim edge]

I just resigned

Imma go play online

[viscid jacinth]

@upbeat viper say baguette

[full glen]

@upbeat viperfrench????

[viscid jacinth]

The prophecy has been fulfilled

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kravatie-viva-kravatie-france-gif-25802302

[viscid jacinth]

Wait wait bozo! Silly Baguette la Baguette Dabani yes you incrofsbofse if u say honey, ila baguette, eesh

Wow french is easy

[nimble niche]

Real French people refuse to speak English

[viscid jacinth]

Baguette Mama Mia wait n-

[glossy radish]

👀

[mild apex]

bast on voice msg?

[mild apex]

hewo v

[viscid jacinth]

Bast scream ur lungs out

[torpid lintel]

Bye Bast

[viscid jacinth]

Hi Mohit

[glossy radish]

hi

[torpid lintel]

Oh hi Ran

[glossy radish]

hi bast :)

[torpid lintel]

Are you back to your house?@viscid jacinth

[glossy radish]

candy mountain !!

[viscid jacinth]

Nope

[torpid lintel]

Hey v and Bast

[full glen]

is bast actually french

[glossy radish]

hi mohit

[viscid jacinth]

Still 7 days left

[torpid lintel]

Do you see Rain?

[viscid jacinth]

Yes he is why so surprised

[glossy radish]

no

[viscid jacinth]

Yep its like very rainy

Kinda beautiful

[glossy radish]

bast obviously isnt french

[full glen]

https://tenor.com/view/saturday-happy-morning-good-gif-25716326

[mild apex]

cap

[glossy radish]

coffee? bleh

[torpid lintel]

Do you see river enter road? 👀

[viscid jacinth]

uh nope

[glossy radish]

hes anything BUt french

[upbeat viper]

We walking

[glossy radish]

nice shoe

[mild apex]

hes magnus, frfr

[viscid jacinth]

Roads are filled with water tho

[frigid field]

a karen made this for sure