💬〡general-off-topic

[sacred steeple]

Oh no it’s the same color, thank u now I feel special

[mighty remnant]

woah
1500 blitz???

[keen star]

i really just wonder how i really know if i am colorblind or if i just don't know colors

[raw frigate]

is it possible to get 1400 in blitz in 3 months (i am 700)

[sacred steeple]

Have you tried a colorblind test 😉

[mighty remnant]

possible with dedication

[sacred steeple]

Rip I haven’t hopped on in a week or two, forgot i had premium

[mighty remnant]

oh lol

[worldly rapids]

No

[mighty remnant]

btw
HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO GOOD AT BLITZ

[keen star]

multiple in every i am green/red and purple/blue blind

[spiral temple]

the next Magnus Carlsen

[cyan carbon]

Man i want a chessfrand soo bad fr

[raw frigate]

maybe

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dennis Sokol (gmdennis7r0l)

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Rapid: 1177 (1352 peak)
Blitz: 1353 (1353 peak)
Bullet: 1065 (1234 peak)

[worldly rapids]

We have brains Larsen

Use it

[spiral temple]

the fact that stockfish only gave an inaccuracy to that move when it just blunders the queen

[mighty remnant]

wait
that's such a good piece of advise

[sacred steeple]

Oh 😢

[keen star]

don't be rood to my boy larsen

[undone bridge]

that is how you spell it

[worldly rapids]

I wasn’t rood

[sacred steeple]

What’s that

[keen star]

yes you were rood (i meant rude)

[upbeat viper]

You stalker

[mighty remnant]

time to get better at chess 💀

[mighty remnant]

oh hello bast

[worldly rapids]

You’re acting rood

[upbeat viper]

Hi

[keen star]

did i though your pfp is ferret with pink ears

[mighty remnant]

[sacred steeple]

Ask my student Mairos

[teal dragon]

Back chat

[keen star]

m-m

[worldly rapids]

Alice

[teal dragon]

Ok

[fallen wadi]

French defense is trash prove me wrong

[mighty remnant]

yay
welcome backkk

[grim edge]

:3

[mighty remnant]

i cannot i'm sorry

[fallen wadi]

Ez

[cyan carbon]

@sacred steeple it's someone you play chess with and shower love and affection

[raw frigate]

this is the reason why france is in riots

[keen star]

will someone please check the game for me. i am too curious to wait for tommrow + tommrow i am going out for while day with gf

[mighty remnant]

according to higher rated players my opinion does not matter

[sacred steeple]

I feel like someone in this chat wants to kiss a guy

[worldly rapids]

Physical affection?

[raw frigate]

☠️

[sacred steeple]

@grim edge who do you think it is

[undone bridge]

👀

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boykisser-meme-gif-gif-27524383

[fallen wadi]

Fr they ain’t good

[teal dragon]

d4 dont have to deal with french

[worldly rapids]

Im a lesbian.

[cyan carbon]

@worldly rapids why are y'all suddenly making me gay

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-mauzymice-mauzy-mice-boy-gif-5951345171965216491

[raw frigate]

french or trench

spanish or vanish

[sacred steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/my-true-reaction-cat-funny-gif-26404518

[wispy trail]

/profile @keen parrot

[worldly rapids]

Ok calm down,Please be specific.

[mighty remnant]

ooh
that would be fun

[fallen wadi]

D4 player

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tryhardeu

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Rapid: 2267 (2267 peak)
Blitz: 2078 (2078 peak)
Bullet: 1493 (1739 peak)

[keen star]

even my gif said it. Nia is gay

[fallen wadi]

H5 player here ✋

[mighty remnant]

here you go

[keen star]

b3 here

[cyan carbon]

@worldly rapids @mighty remnant Bruh I want someone to be my friend is that too much to ask?

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-mauzymice-mauzy-mice-boy-gif-5951345171965216491

[worldly rapids]

Probably

[mighty remnant]

huh
i wasn't being sarcastic

[worldly rapids]

Larsen be his friend

[wispy trail]

(:

[keen parrot]

kill

[fallen wadi]

C3 player ✋

[cyan carbon]

Pls be my frand UwU. Does this work?

[mighty remnant]

why everyone think me being sarcastic

[keen parrot]

nein

[worldly rapids]

Blunder

[floral patrol]

[mighty remnant]

yup

[fallen wadi]

🦍

[keen star]

¨fr my gay

[cyan carbon]

Shii I didn't calculate

[mighty remnant]

c3 is actually not that bad

[keen star]

b3 supirior

[mighty remnant]

i sent request

[mighty remnant]

mhm
b3 is fun

[teal dragon]

g4 🤭

[keen star]

i love b3

[cyan carbon]

Well then I think it's about time to announce that I'm a vienna enjoyer

[mighty remnant]

sameee

[floral patrol]

ok so if youre not alice can i call you blondie?

[keen star]

very good for bullet

[mighty remnant]

ooh

[cyan carbon]

Therefore am superior to everyone else

[fallen wadi]

a4 player here ✋

[mighty remnant]

i play b3 in rapid 💀

[raw frigate]

please just

[grim edge]

Tf you saying lmfao

[keen star]

tbh its good in slow and ultra fast chess

[teal dragon]

Call me anytime

[fallen wadi]

I’m better than Stockfish

[keen star]

nowhere else

[mighty remnant]

very flexible

[keen star]

first 4k elo?

[floral patrol]

I WAS TRYING TO REFERENCE THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO RIZZ ME NOW

[grim edge]

Cat eats stockfish for lunch ez

[sacred steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-cat-cat-stare-stare-bruh-cat-really-n-gif-25597234

[mighty remnant]

oh btw
do you play 1.b3 or 1.nf3 then b3

[keen star]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-sillly-bleh-gif-5818201130354939958

[mighty remnant]

i'm pretty sure 1.nf3 is better(?) but i prefer b3

[floral patrol]

i dont like cats, i dont like dogs, i like ducks

[teal dragon]

Treat me like white tees 🫦🫦✨

[keen star]

b3 sxb2

[cyan carbon]

Soo uhh how do you link your chess com acc and discord ?

[mighty remnant]

WUT
where that bishop come from

[teal dragon]

sx?

[keen star]

from c1?

[keen parrot]

do /connect

[floral patrol]

yeah this is not working

[mighty remnant]

oh ok that makes sense

[mighty remnant]

wut are white tees

[cyan carbon]

@keen parrot thnx

[teal dragon]

Its a rizz song

[keen star]

i am always attacking the rook first

[mighty remnant]

oh ok

[teal dragon]

White tees are just white t shirts

[fading spruce]

Stop ducking me

[keen star]

is it weird that i am straight and i wanna do gay stuff?

[undone bridge]

don't do me dirty 😼 🫶 😻

[floral patrol]

i recently did an 8 move checkmate against an intermediate. yay

[teal dragon]

Passed vibe check

[keen star]

i did 3 move mate in 500 elo

[undone bridge]

💪

[teal dragon]

🤩🤩

[grim edge]

lol i found b4 im going crazy lol

knight b4

[mighty remnant]

if takes

takes and fork

[grim edge]

i mean you have to take

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[desert nimbus]

That's not a crazy move actually

[mighty remnant]

wait zax
you're playing blitz right

[desert nimbus]

Pretty easy to find

[keen star]

3 move mate

[undone bridge]

key-o

[floral patrol]

this and the queen might just die

[mighty remnant]

wait a sec did zax already get to 2000 rapid

[floral patrol]

everyone knows the fool's mate

[grim edge]

no lol just grinding some blitz

[keen star]

i did it in 500 elo

[mighty remnant]

oh oke

[desert nimbus]

After f4 it's Qc7 ig not Be7

[mighty remnant]

i did fools mate 2 times in a row against a 800

[fading spruce]

Play me

[desert nimbus]

Aha

[raw frigate]

what the some weird ass f4-g4 najdorf sidelinesb💀💀

[floral patrol]

when i play with coach mae she always falls for the scholar's mate, somehow

[mighty remnant]

😭

[floral patrol]

youre not even connected- i have an idea. e4

[keen star]

funny i got fools mate only once (bcs i never play d4)

[desert nimbus]

Look at the winrate

[floral patrol]

@fading spruce you reply with a move

[mighty remnant]

i've never seen najdorf so idk either :>

[desert nimbus]

It does

[floral patrol]

whats a najdorf

[raw frigate]

fr? mb i shouldnt speak about shit idk

[grim edge]

i know but it also won the bishop fianchetto battle thing whatever its called and a pawn so it was cool

[raw frigate]

looks weird to me

[mighty remnant]

branch of the sicilian

[fading spruce]

Nah sucka

You are going to play me

[floral patrol]

you said we play. i did e4, now you go

[mighty remnant]

i don't like losing my fianchetto 😭

[floral patrol]

use the chess.com analysis

[desert nimbus]

What's the best move by engine?

[fading spruce]

I want to be white sucka

[floral patrol]

ok. you go

[teal dragon]

Ok gn chat

[desert nimbus]

At a high depth?

[fading spruce]

E4

[mighty remnant]

g5

pls

[floral patrol]

D5

[teal dragon]

Bai

[mighty remnant]

scandi

[fading spruce]

Nah sucka play the Latvian

[cedar zenith]

i love low elo https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/44f62ebc-1dd8-11ee-90b8-97ef8a01000f?tab=analysis

[mighty remnant]

exd5

[solar grotto]

yooooooo

[cyan carbon]

Gotch I'm back

[floral patrol]

WHAT EVEN IS THE LATVIAN. ok you know what i can switch to the king's pawn you want that

[desert nimbus]

i just want to prevent any weirdness on the board

[mighty remnant]

why wont you accept my request

[fading spruce]

Latvian Gambit

[mighty remnant]

oh you did :D

[floral patrol]

what is the latvian gambit

[cyan carbon]

@mighty remnant I did?

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[fading spruce]

E4 E5 nF3 F5

[floral patrol]

so king's pawn then those moves.

[mighty remnant]

....
king gambit but backward

[floral patrol]

ok let's do the whole thing again albinojalapeños. you're white

[cyan carbon]

@fading spruce Rousseau is better for me tho

[mighty remnant]

f5 qh5?

[fading spruce]

I am not playing you

[cyan carbon]

Aight

[fading spruce]

E4

[floral patrol]

E5

[fading spruce]

nF3

[floral patrol]

bc5

[torpid sandal]

does anybody know what i want to do if i want to get people to join my server

[fading spruce]

No sucka

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> radium133l

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Rapid: 1116 (1134 peak)
Blitz: 635 (635 peak)
Bullet: 357 (357 peak)

[fading spruce]

You are supposed to play f5

[floral patrol]

disboard

[fallen wadi]

🤓

[torpid sandal]

is that a server or a website or smth else

[grim edge]

Where do I report cheaters

[floral patrol]

AND IM- ok. you know what let's dm so it's more organized

[torpid sandal]

i think just go to their profile

[fallen wadi]

Chess.com

Lichess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> radium133s

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Rapid: 1243 (1243 peak)

[desert nimbus]

I donot play najrdof

[raw frigate]

what do you guys think about early h4 pushes

[fading spruce]

I do that every game

[grim edge]

I reported 👍

[desert nimbus]

I want to get them out of their comfort zone

[torpid sandal]

what does the najdorf do

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dante Sparda (royal_guard_v)

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Rapid: 1509 (1541 peak)
Blitz: 1085 (1116 peak)
Bullet: 724 (735 peak)

[mighty remnant]

its a battle of memory

[grim edge]

nice edit

[torpid sandal]

oh

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[torpid sandal]

how does it do that

[mighty remnant]

more theory = win

[desert nimbus]

If you know the side lines, it means that you know theory as well

[mighty remnant]

woah

[spare roost]

Hello everyone

[torpid sandal]

oh theory

[spare roost]

I’m back from the dead

[mighty remnant]

helo

[grim edge]

hello

[mighty remnant]

yay

[cyan carbon]

What the f it's bald messi

[mighty remnant]

zax is here

[fallen wadi]

Ain’t no edit bro

[fallen wadi]

Haters gonna hate fr 💀🙏

[spare roost]

It’s not a men it’s a ghost

[mighty remnant]

you joined for the stickers??? :D

[grim edge]

yes kek

[cyan carbon]

@spare roost oh my gaaa

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

nice translate

[mighty remnant]

why are chess players so serious

[desert nimbus]

I'm not an advanced player as well

[viral epoch]

Poem

[mighty remnant]

ooh hi eli

[viral epoch]

[cyan carbon]

Woa

Nice poem

[viral epoch]

Heya Rose

[torpid sandal]

is it like standard to do all that stuff or are deviations common

[grim edge]

some are some are not i wanna become one of the best stupidest chess players

[worldly rapids]

Feelings mutual

[mighty remnant]

i love rhyme

[mighty remnant]

yay

[desert nimbus]

That's why i play caro

[torpid sandal]

i see, do you play the sicilian a lot

[mighty remnant]

tbh if seriousness is y and chess elo is x
y= x^2

[viral epoch]

Me too

[grim edge]

There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy O' Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing is done
We'll take our leave and go

[torpid sandal]

do you recommend it for a beginner like me

[cyan carbon]

Soon may the wellerman come @grim edge

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-shit-snoop-dogg-phat-tuesdays-thats-genius-its-genius-gif-24914106

[torpid sandal]

if let’s say theory isn’t a problem

[mighty remnant]

probably not(?)

[worldly rapids]

Nostalgic

[mighty remnant]

oh yeah i forgor about that

[grim edge]

[viral epoch]

Chant chant chant

[torpid sandal]

is it too much theory?

[mighty remnant]

ok how about this
y = x^2 * |x|/x
its a trick i use for squaring negative numbers and stuff but keep the sign

[torpid sandal]

i’ll just start playing the sicilian sooner, it seems fun

[cyan carbon]

Never imagined a chess server would be so chaotic

[mighty remnant]

yes, and also we don't know how to manage imbalences 😭

[grim edge]

fun is chaos

[torpid sandal]

who’s we

[mighty remnant]

mhm
we go on about politics, gender, whatever you can think of
even unicorns

[mighty remnant]

me and you :D
maybe not you but def me

mhm

[cyan carbon]

@mighty remnant Do you guys talk about the glory of our lord and savior levy rozman?

[torpid sandal]

oh ok so if i get better i could do it

[viral epoch]

Tanks

[mighty remnant]

i mean we could

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[torpid sandal]

well i’ll learn it, could i dm you if i have very quick questions you seem to know what you are doing

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[torpid sandal]

thx, i’ll start right now lol

[mighty remnant]

GM levy when

[cyan carbon]

@grim edge our lord and savior

@mighty remnant In 2069

[mighty remnant]

gud luck
on 5th move i'm pretty sure white has like 15 options which are all viable

...

[torpid sandal]

i’ll just memorize everything

[cyan carbon]

Btw watchu think about the alapin Sicilian?

[mighty remnant]

oh ok

[mighty remnant]

...good luck

[mighty remnant]

i think i don't know what the heck that is

[torpid sandal]

oh and also just a quick question if i want to be like good at sicilian do i spend most of my time doing analysis and memorizing lines or should i watch videos or read books or like what do i need to do

[cyan carbon]

@grim edge somebody played it against carlsen tho

[desert nimbus]

So i cannot use it now?

[knotty juniper]

Hello guys

[sleek oriole]

hello chess fans

[cyan carbon]

It was a draw@grim edge

[mighty remnant]

um
i'm not that good of a chess player so take my advice with a grain of salt
usually i spend my time watching videos and understanding the plans in my openings, then start memorising lines (i don't actually memorise lines)

[torpid sandal]

ok i’ll do that

[mighty remnant]

take it with a grain of salt, i'm horrible at chess

[cyan carbon]

A draw against carlsen is enough to convince me to play the bongcloud

[torpid sandal]

lol better than me

[mighty remnant]

probably not

only 1100

[undone bridge]

just train tactics, doesn't really matter what opening you play

[mighty remnant]

start of intermediate

[cyan carbon]

@grim edge good enough to beat 70% of chess players

[mighty remnant]

aka
good beginner

[torpid sandal]

yea but openings make me happy

[keen star]

@mighty remnant this was the move that gave me great

[mighty remnant]

train endgames too hehe

[desert nimbus]

There are some nasty lines for white aswell

[mighty remnant]

nice fork :D

[cyan carbon]

@grim edge k then what's the worst opening

@keen star fork fork clork smork

[keen star]

it was bullet so i got free queen

[mighty remnant]

g4 d5 f3 tbh

[mighty remnant]

woah

it doesn't end immediately but is horrible

[cyan carbon]

@mighty remnant You're goddamn right

[mighty remnant]

i played it once against pixelated as a joke lol

i surprisingly survived 26 moves

[cyan carbon]

Did he spot it

[weary umbra]

Hello

[cyan carbon]

Bruhh lmfaooo

[mighty remnant]

theres no checkmate...

d5 not e5

[torpid sandal]

1100s are beginners

[cyan carbon]

@mighty remnant Oh my bad I read that wrong

[mighty remnant]

its ok

[cyan carbon]

Man bonglord sure has Bobby's attitude towards woman with everyone

[worldly rapids]

Bro calm down lol.

The end.

[ionic veldt]

my british friend just said that its sweltering in uae

does anybody know what sweltering means

[torpid sandal]

hot

[worldly rapids]

Its 35 decreases

Degrees

[ionic veldt]

bro its not hot

38 degrees is not hot lol

[floral patrol]

am i becoming famous in here for having the same pfp as thealdies? even an admin confused me

[twin crow]

hola prros

[undone bridge]

danya has a 4/5 score with it

[ionic veldt]

yes, celcius

[twin crow]

alguien del spanish?

[ionic veldt]

i live in uae, not that hot smh

[raw frigate]

too easy

[twin crow]

soyese

[undone bridge]

the dude is cuter than the girl ngl

[raw frigate]

💀

[leaden scroll]

He’s not wrong

[weary umbra]

Anyone wants to play quick bullet/blitz game?

[undone bridge]

maybe she should be the one solving the problems

[cursive canopy]

Hello gays and guys

[twin crow]

elo?

[fading spruce]

Let’s go gamer

[weary umbra]

1200

[worldly rapids]

Maybe you should be the one being solved

[weary umbra]

Also how to i add chess.com in connections?

[undone bridge]

maybe

[undone bridge]

do /connect

[weary umbra]

Whats your rating

[undone bridge]

radwimps like the music artist?

[twin crow]

yo tengo 1200 y algo xd

[undone bridge]

like sparkle?

[leaden scroll]

Maybe this message is the problem in itself

[weary umbra]

Yaaa

[undone bridge]

nice

[worldly rapids]

Oh

[fading spruce]

2400

[weary umbra]

Best artist ever

[weary umbra]

What's your fide rating?

[twin crow]

los quiero mucho gente angloparlante que no entiende ni mrd de lo que digo

[fading spruce]

2004

[leaden scroll]

His rating is 1500, give or take

He’s good

[raw frigate]

hetting rated by fide is pain

[weary umbra]

Do you have a title like cm or nm?

[fading spruce]

Money

[twin crow]

yo tuve un prime de 1600 y algo xd

[fading spruce]

Hell no

[raw frigate]

not yet

[twin crow]

pero me banearon

[vagrant flax]

Dam

[fading spruce]

😳

[weary umbra]

Why?
You r eligible to get one now

[raw frigate]

magaling ka sa chess pero di ka titled 🤑

[weary umbra]

Pls English

[leaden scroll]

He lied about rating. Idk why

[twin crow]

no hablo eso

que raios dijo

título

[worldly rapids]

Siuuuu

[twin crow]

ajedrez

wtf

[fading spruce]

Are you Filipino?

[weary umbra]

How long did it take you to get 2000 rating?

[twin crow]

con razón xDDD

[fading spruce]

He just like me fr

[desert nimbus]

It's otb 💀

[raw frigate]

ye

[fading spruce]

You live in Quezon?

[twin crow]

lol

[raw frigate]

ah no bicol but i’ll be staying in manila for a week i’ll be studying with an IM so i can compete otb

[fading spruce]

Boo-womp

[weary umbra]

https://spotify.link/1jyuvnyghBb

[midnight fjord]

Hola

[raw frigate]

idk i can visit you maybe

[fading spruce]

IP Grabber

[raw frigate]

kamusta

[weary umbra]

It's Spotify

[grim edge]

spotify.link 💀 spotify.com is real

[fading spruce]

https://play.chess.com/Rjy23

[weary umbra]

Lol idk why that's. Linkqqq

[fading spruce]

Don’t click this link it will steal your IP Adress

[maiden oxide]

Who cares

I don't care if someone knows my address

[fading spruce]

Go ahead and click that link then

[torpid sandal]

you should

[worldly rapids]

Who wants my address

[wet fog]

its going ok

[maiden oxide]

I clicked it and nothing happened

[fading spruce]

You’re lying

[maiden oxide]

No joke when I was 13 years old someone actually got my address in a Discord VC and I was terrified

[worldly rapids]

Like why would you use deceitful methods to attain my address

[weary umbra]

Why can't I send screenshots here? Aa

[raw frigate]

my summer is crazy

1. been doing 2 martial arts and working out
2. reached 1300 in a span of 3 months
3. collecting cards
4. learning german

how are yall summers?

[maiden oxide]

No I literally clicked it

[fading spruce]

/connect

[worldly rapids]

Depression

[torpid sandal]

ok that’s not great

[weary umbra]

???

[fading spruce]

You have to connect

[raw frigate]

bro cmon its never too late to do some pushups 🗣️

[maiden oxide]

I'm not going to lie I've actually thought about IP grabbing people

Some of them just deserve it

[weary umbra]

How to?

[fading spruce]

Chess players can’t do push-ups

[worldly rapids]

I have a six pack

[maiden oxide]

I can do 81 push-ups in a row

[raw frigate]

my friend’s job is to dox people

[fading spruce]

It just looks like they are humping the ground

[raw frigate]

💀

[weary umbra]

How do I connect

[fading spruce]

Damn son you use your knees

[fading spruce]

/connect

[raw frigate]

same

[maiden oxide]

Sounds like some dark web shit

[maiden oxide]

No I didn't lol I've been working out since 2017

[raw frigate]

been doing calisthenics for a year can confirm is tuff i can only do 30 max

[fading spruce]

Yeah definitely

You must be a chess boxer

[raw frigate]

good for u

[maiden oxide]

I mean I've done Taekwondo tournaments before

[fading spruce]

I have been looking for a worthy opponent in chess boxing

[maiden oxide]

Thanks !

[weary umbra]

I have connected now

[raw frigate]

go reach a 100 🗣️🫡💪

[maiden oxide]

I don't think that's possible

I'm so burnt out right now I probably couldn't even do 30

[fading spruce]

Literally me

[raw frigate]

happens to me alot in 60m games 🤣

[maiden oxide]

I do it all the time in tournaments so my opponent has a lower chance of winning them

[inland shore]

Damn

[raw frigate]

im fine

[inland shore]

Did you hear

Chess is getting canceled

[raw frigate]

chess 2 coming out as replacement

[maiden oxide]

You can be banned for that?

I didn't know that

Imagine being banned for not playing a move fast enough

[inland shore]

Cuz they say it's racist that white plays first

[somber pilot]

Pls someone makes me coach? (Spanish Preference)

[maiden oxide]

I only do it when I'm in a bad mood

[raw frigate]

woah bro is mad

[weary umbra]

Play me

[worldly rapids]

That’s actually childish.

[weary umbra]

Listen to we are young

[maiden oxide]

Ikr all because I drown out my clock

[raw frigate]

hes got a point tho

[fading spruce]

Just make a sandwich in the meantime

[worldly rapids]

No but lashing out on him because your opponent used that on you doesnt justify your action

[maiden oxide]

I mean it's annoying but loosing is worse so it's an even trade-off at the end of the day

[floral patrol]

what does stalling mean

[winged fog]

You afk and wait for timer to run out

[raw frigate]

prolonging the game when its clear that someone’s gonna win alr

[torpid sandal]

literally everybody stalls at 1500

[mental coral]

vc no work team

what in the blud is going on

[maiden oxide]

I mean people do it to me all the time so I just thought it was normal I didn't know there was a problem with it🤷🏼‍♂️

[floral patrol]

i accidentally stalled once. i completely forgot about an online game i was playing

[maiden oxide]

As long as it's not in a tournament I don't care

[floral patrol]

what if you accidentally stall? like you forgot a game you were playing?

[maiden oxide]

Alright fair enough, thanks

[fading spruce]

Bruh how

How do you just forget you are in a chess tournament?

[floral patrol]

im gonna be honest i was playing a game then meanwhile i showered completely forgetting the game

it wasnt a tournament

[fading spruce]

💀

[warm geyser]

how do you even do that..

[fading spruce]

I remember one time a dude wanted to play a 2 hour classical game and I was so bored waiting that I just went and took a shower and he still hadn’t made a move

[spare roost]

When though

[maiden oxide]

Games over 10 minutes are absolute hell

[warm geyser]

he was picking his opening let the man think 😂

[floral patrol]

no idea

[fading spruce]

I used to really like Classical so much so that it was the main way I played chess

[floral patrol]

oh. you gonna respond to Bc5?

[fading spruce]

I used to consider classical the only real chess

[floral patrol]

i dont like those timers. i hate them

[torpid sandal]

i need time i like can’t play blitz well

[spare roost]

So many just joined lol

[warm geyser]

I only play 10 min, usualy end up at 3-4 minutes left then enable lightning mcqueen mode

[floral patrol]

but i asked judit polgar a question at an event (im not kidding), and she recommended that i do play timed games, but enough to concentrate and figure out the moves

[warm geyser]

I wanna hit like 1600 rapid then try blitz

Ill probably always play rapid though because I am kinda slow

[floral patrol]

dead chat

[raw frigate]

woah

[atomic parrot]

Throwback to this legendary clip

[floral patrol]

its not a virus. i tested it

[sleek zealot]

i still wouldn't download it

[atomic parrot]

Uh what

Its supposed to be a clip

[bright glade]

guess the eval chat

[atomic parrot]

Wth

[sleek zealot]

-0.7

[bright glade]

why do u think that

[sleek zealot]

because thats what stockfish said

[bright glade]

stockfish said || -0.4 || noob

[sleek zealot]

i didnt run it for that long

[bright glade]

nice guess tho

[sleek zealot]

i just said the first value i saw

[bright glade]

lol

[raw frigate]

💀

[sleek zealot]

"trolling time"

[floral moth]

Human fact of the day 163! By the age of 50, 85% of men will have lost a significant amount of their hair. This trait isn't only determined by genetics, but also lifestyle.

[raw frigate]

i’ve played some similar esq positions here as black and i can say black is probably atleast better by -0.1 all the way up to -0.9

[bright glade]

ive recieved 3 guesses and why are they all so accurate wtf

y'all stockfish

[raw frigate]

black is faster than white

[floral patrol]

how do i become your successor

@floral moth, HOW DO I BECOME YOUR SUCCESSOR FOR WHEN YOU RETIRE!?

cause i know some facts

[raw frigate]

Chess fact of the day 1!

During World War II, some of the top Chess players were also code breakers. British masters Harry Golombek, Stuart Milner-Barry and H. O'D. Alexander was on the teamwhich broke the Nzi Enigma code.

[floral patrol]

JustFEM fact of the day 1: The word Arctic comes from the greek word arktos, meaning bear. This means that the word antarctic means without bear, so arctic and antarctic just mean bear and no bear

Is that a good one?

Hello? Was my fun fact interesting?

IS SOMEONE HERE!?

[torpid sandal]

hi

[raw frigate]

your mom

[floral patrol]

im gonna hope i become the next one

[floral patrol]

ok but was my fact good?

[fickle rampart]

Li bot really just played this move

[floral patrol]

i dont like soccer

[scenic leaf]

Im live on twitch right now on luvriox_

[fickle rampart]

Easy KO

[floral patrol]

how do people know what black was gonna respond

[fickle rampart]

Black’s responses are forced

[floral patrol]

righr

[fickle rampart]

The bot had Rff1 to get out of the cage but for some reason played g5, a bit strange lol

Yes

You can post any links tbh so long as you aren’t like advertising or if it’s sensitive content

[raw frigate]

guess the eval

[raw frigate]

Help

[fickle rampart]

+69.420

[raw frigate]

@bright glade

[bright trench]

0.0

[raw frigate]

close but ||+0.3||

[foggy anchor]

Friend sent this to me, figure out the mate for black

[floral patrol]

mate for black as in black to move?

[foggy anchor]

Yes

[bright trench]

strong pawn structure so white isn't really winning and the pawns are very controlling so makes sense

[fading spruce]

Irish Gambit

[floral patrol]

is every white move supposed to be forced?

[last verge]

healthy +1.4 prob

[floral patrol]

cuz i found a move that idk will be forced

[raw frigate]

Good guess but ur a bit off ||+0.3||

[last verge]

hmmm is it because of g4 or something else

[raw frigate]

yeah it is

ng1 is forced

nh4 loses a pawn

agressive chess

[last verge]

yeah i guessed Nh4 was too dangerous

calculating azrael's puzzle now

thinking about Be3 and ef=N

[wooden sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-fighting-andrew-tate-top-g-gif-26285169

[last verge]

although probably ef=Q and mate on e2 is basically unstoppable

[floral patrol]

||white king to d2, then the black pawn takes the f1 rook and becomes a queen, then whatever move the white king does, promoted pawn to e2||

I think I figured it out

[hazy wolf]

guy made a brilliant move and still lost

[narrow orchid]

thats because brilliants are very overrated

[bright trench]

underpromote to knight

[floral patrol]

yeah i figured it out

[bleak isle]

Hi

[raw frigate]

@fickle rampart

bro i need help

[nimble niche]

[wind dragon]

Rip

[raw frigate]

this is such a spanish or vanish moment

[wind dragon]

May he rest in peace

[narrow orchid]

ur not funny

with duolingo memes

that meme died years ago

[wind dragon]

Who's gonna tell him?

[narrow orchid]

cry about it

[raw frigate]

bro is about to vanish 💀

💀💀💀

[novel stream]

Now there's one

[raw frigate]

<@&745328830649991179>

i saved the meme before i pinged 🤑

[flat kraken]

I swear I have some god tier memes but I’d get thanos snapped if I post them here

[grim edge]

chat, would you still love me if i was a worm?

[flat kraken]

I love edible foodstuffs so yes

[raw frigate]

send me pls sorry for pinging mods on you

[torpid cosmos]

@jagged creek

[grim edge]

bofa

[flat kraken]

🤨

[bleak isle]

Hello does anyone want to play?

[raw frigate]

🤨

[sleek zealot]

OH MY GOD GUYS I GOT MY LIKE 375873578358th BRILLIANT

[grim edge]

i love danny devito

[sleek zealot]

fr tho

i think hes like 4'2 or something im not even kididng

[dense plume]

.

[bleak isle]

Everyone is ignoring me 😦

[dense plume]

Cool color

[dense plume]

Hi karma

[bleak isle]

Yay someone said hi

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2b9j16zsLwG8ybr0BHGX6J?si=8be333281ad44743

[sleek zealot]

no one ignored you they can't really reply if they dont want to play

[dense plume]

What is your rating

[flat kraken]

40

[sleek zealot]

9

[bleak isle]

Around 1300

[sleek zealot]

hello my fellow 1300

[raw frigate]

bro i got left on read by a girl after i asked her how’s her summer

[bleak isle]

1300 USCF

[raw frigate]

salty

[sleek zealot]

i actually havent played classical yet lmao

[bleak isle]

It's fine I don't really play online much

[restive pike]

Not wit yo ass 😭

[bleak isle]

Don't be rude 😦

[flat kraken]

Perfect for you

A salt rifle.

[raw frigate]

ONG

[sleek zealot]

i consider myself an immaculate tactical player and i think i would be pretty good in classical games

[restive pike]

Stfu 💀

[bleak isle]

People are much less likely to blunder

[floral patrol]

someone sold a salt rifle on craigslist. i think you did it

[floral patrol]

i consider myself intermediate

[fluid burrow]

what’s the best website for puzzles other than lichess?

[flat kraken]

What if I told you that ain’t salt

[sleek zealot]

i know but its not like crazy sacrifices dont happen in classical either

[floral patrol]

chess.com

[flat kraken]

Twitter

[fluid burrow]

nope

[sleek zealot]

chesscom puzzles are not free

[floral patrol]

they literally have puzzzles

[fluid burrow]

fr?

[flat kraken]

Yes

[floral patrol]

daily puzzles?

[sleek zealot]

you cant be serious

[flat kraken]

So many sociopolitical puzzles for you to endlessly solve

[floral patrol]

oh. in the server, there's the daily puzzle channel where you can play tons of puzzles for free

[fluid burrow]

how do I navigate yo them?

[tacit sapphire]

ORLORLOR

[restive pike]

Theyre the same

[tacit sapphire]

Who wants to play against me

Im 550

Lmao

[restive pike]

Nobody

[restive pike]

Play online

[bleak isle]

What are the chances one will work?

[sleek zealot]

daily puzzles don't improve your tactical vision you gotta consistently do multiple puzzles every couple days

[restive pike]

You can do the same with daily puzzles

[flat kraken]

It’s 1 puzzle

[sleek zealot]

what kinda question is that

[sleek zealot]

thaswhatimsayin

[grim edge]

maybe read books instead of doing puzzles

[flat kraken]

Ewwwww

Bibliophile more like virgin

[sleek zealot]

ALRIGHT YALL IMMA GO STUDY SOME CHESS MUAH

[tacit sapphire]

What are yall rated in puzzles

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-goodbye-chat-penguinz0-gif-20222640

[tacit sapphire]

...

ANSWER ME

[flat kraken]

3k legit (like actually)

[sleek zealot]

2100

[grim edge]

no

[timid stratus]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/88079359-1de8-11ee-92e5-07f8c601000f?tab=review

[tacit sapphire]

:0

[timid stratus]

Hello chess.com

[floral patrol]

2100 rating and it says mistake and blunder

[grim edge]

ur goal is pretty low

[tacit sapphire]

YALL BADhttps://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82597846895?tab=review

[worn ice]

Vistabahn (538) vs. mason_is_so_gud (581)

Move List

1. e4 [e6] 2. Nf3 d5 3. e5 c5 4. d4 cxd4 5. Qxd4 Nc6 6. Qa4 Bd7 7. Bg5 Nxe5 8. Bb5 Nxf3+ 9. gxf3 Qxg5 10. Nc3 Qe5+ 11. Ne2 Nf6 12. Bxd7+ Nxd7 13. Qb3 Nc5 14. Qb5+ Nd7 15. Qxb7 Rb8 16. Qxa7 Bc5 17. Qa4 Rxb2 18. Qa8+ Rb8 19. Qa4 Qxa1+ 20. Kd2 Qxh1 21. Qc6 Qxf3 22. Qb5 Rxb5 

[timid stratus]

No idea

[tacit sapphire]

Cap

[flat kraken]

Cap what

[tacit sapphire]

It doesn't say 2800

hes 500

[timid stratus]

I am 500

[grim edge]

so

[flat kraken]

Weird

[dense plume]

.

[tacit sapphire]

Play against me im 500 too

[fading spruce]

You should aim to be over 9000

[grim edge]

no no play against me i’m 450

[dense plume]

Git gud

[timid stratus]

OK send link

[tacit sapphire]

Ight

[floral patrol]

NO WAY YOU'RE A GM

[grim edge]

i’ll play after ur game

[timid stratus]

BRUH

What

[dense plume]

What

[grim edge]

bluff or brilliant ?

[tacit sapphire]

HOW

[bleak isle]

Does anyone wanna play m

[timid stratus]

Ok i will send the link

[tacit sapphire]

Okay

[timid stratus]

Rapid or bullet

[bleak isle]

You can't take the rook but it shouldnt be brilliant, in the end black can just take the knight

[tacit sapphire]

10min rapid

[last verge]

i should start playing the magnus fantasy caro

[timid stratus]

Ok Unrated ?

[tacit sapphire]

Idrc

[flat kraken]

No you don’t

[floral patrol]

brilliant. if the g6 pawn takes the h5 rook, than the white queen can easily go to h7 and checkmate

[tacit sapphire]

....

[flat kraken]

Then what about bxg5

[timid stratus]

https://play.chess.com/D29SV @tacit sapphire

[fresh flax]

im on a tilt queue

[bleak isle]

Too much credit- this isn't checkers, you don't have to take the rook

[floral patrol]

f4 bishop takes the bishop in g5

[grim edge]

it was 2 brilliants in 1 game

[hallow mirage]

can putting a fake ip address in my chess.com name get me banned

[grim edge]

and this was the second brilliant

[bleak isle]

Fake brilliant

[flat kraken]

After f6 the rook and queen can protect the seventh rank no?

[raw frigate]

how much u guys wanna bet that magnus carlsen in an alternate universe became the world’s best poker player?

[hallow mirage]

0

[grim edge]

ill bet all money i have zero

[hallow mirage]

i dont gamble

[bleak isle]

You are betting on the multiverse

[flat kraken]

Interdimensional gambling

[raw frigate]

yeah but what about checkers???

[bleak isle]

Checkers is trash

Checkers is solved

[floral patrol]

wait which piece goes to f6?

[grim edge]

nah you the checkers world champ

[raw frigate]

bro ion know how to play checkers 😭😭

[flat kraken]

Pawn of course do you know chess notations

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> spam ping

[bleak isle]

Don't ping admins

[grim edge]

smh

[civic belfry]

queefs gambit

[flat kraken]

Spam alert

Sound the ping 🎺

[bleak isle]

Does anyone wanna play I'm lonely

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1989 (1989 peak)
Blitz: 1890 (1890 peak)
Bullet: 1871 (1871 peak)

[raw frigate]

A girl left me on read

[bleak isle]

Pls anyone

[fresh flax]

dam

[bleak isle]

@tepid panther

[raw frigate]

Extra motivation

[fresh flax]

go jim

[last verge]

bro called the cops ☠️☠️

[bleak isle]

You aren't 1990 though

[raw frigate]

I am

[flat kraken]

Honest suggestion

[fresh flax]

hat do u leg press

[raw frigate]

What’s funny is john is actually my first name

[last verge]

john is also his first name

[raw frigate]

I do calisthenics

[fresh flax]

oh shit

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Konrad Haugland (konradhaugland)

This is the Chess.com profile of konradhaugland. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Konrad Haugland (konradhaugland)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 650 (1070 peak)
Blitz: 565 (795 peak)

[flat kraken]

Coward doesn’t even play bullet

[last verge]

skull

skill issue

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1989 (1989 peak)
Blitz: 1890 (1890 peak)
Bullet: 1871 (1871 peak)

[flat kraken]

Goddam you play chess to think 🤡

He bouta have that glowup 💡

[warm geyser]

im unstoppable today

7 wins 🙂

[last verge]

i have a speed chess addiction

im just grinding for 2k rapid atm

bro about to go crazy

[grim edge]

i love my blåhaj so much

[flat kraken]

I have a premonition that’s going to end with you and a bullet inside you and baby blue playing

[last verge]

bro what 😭

[warm geyser]

im grinding for 1.2k rapid 😭 2k is so high

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1989 (1989 peak)
Blitz: 1890 (1890 peak)
Bullet: 1871 (1871 peak)

[bleak isle]

Anyone wanna play?

[last verge]

sadly need 2 more wins

[fresh flax]

give me a bit

[last verge]

someone donate 3 or 4 elo so i only need to win one more time

[last verge]

i remember the days of being 1200

[last verge]

a little more than a year ago

[bleak isle]

Not legal

[bleak isle]

Haha I'm 1300

[bright trench]

damn you play rapid

[last verge]

i mean it is legal to smoke a 1600

actually idk what elo would give me +3

[bright trench]

of all time controlls you play rapid

[last verge]

i want 2k

[bright trench]

get 2k blitz

[bleak isle]

Don't play blitz

[last verge]

3+0 pool is SUPER sweaty

[bright trench]

play blitz

[bleak isle]

Blitz is bad

It's for people that can't think

[bright trench]

it's fun though

[last verge]

super sweaty

[bright trench]

rapid is bad

[last verge]

its a pool of sweat

[warm geyser]

im nowhere near 1.2k, only hit 900 today

[bleak isle]

And why is that?

[grim edge]

what can i do with a blåhaj, a can of coke, 2 bags of m&m's and a ton of sleep deprivation at 2am

[bright trench]

im impatient

[bleak isle]

Because it takes more skill?

[flat kraken]

Blitz is fun when you win a lot in a row and infuriating when you lose

[bleak isle]

Yeah that's a problem with this generation

[bright trench]

no i could probably get to 2k it just takes too long

[opaque apex]

might be an attention span thing

[bright trench]

that too

[opaque apex]

then again, idk because I only play 15+10

[bleak isle]

People playing bullet so they can't play rapid and they expectally can't play classical

[last verge]

i remember my U1000 days when i started too thats when chess was the best, i had no clue what was going on

[bright trench]

i've played classical i just don't like it

preference not skill

[bleak isle]

It's a whole different thing

[last verge]

also apparently playing a lot of speed chess doesn't affect my rapid

[bleak isle]

You can't expect simple piece hangs in classical

[last verge]

definitely an attention span thing

[bright trench]

blitz and bullet just helped me learn theory

[warm geyser]

I was 790 this morning lol I had a bit to much fun, I think Im more 1100 skill level

[flat kraken]

You sure bout that bud

[bleak isle]

But theory isn't Inportant

[last verge]

its just tactical piece hangs instead

[bright trench]

that doesn't happen at higher elo blitz

[bleak isle]

*Unless your absolute dogshit

[flat kraken]

You sure bout that bud

[bright trench]

plus still happens at lower elo rapid and classical

[last verge]

2k when

[bleak isle]

I won't consider that true, 90 minutes won't get you into time trouble. 3 minutes will.

[bleak isle]

It really isn't.

[last verge]

3 minutes is definitely not time trouble

[bleak isle]

3 minutes isn't a lot of time to think

[opaque apex]

it is when I'm playing

[broken portal]

3mins is fine

[warm geyser]

im thinking 5+ years probably

[last verge]

anything more than 20 seconds is not time trouble and if there's increment time trouble is strictly less than 5 seconds

[flat kraken]

You’re the type of guy that plays nimzo and gets destroyed while blaming the opening without studying

[last verge]

unless you have a lot of moves to make

[opaque apex]

bro playing super ultra bullet

[last verge]

its plenty of time

[last verge]

just spent too many months on speed chess grind

[bleak isle]

I don't play the nimzo. An opening is a draw normally you don't get anything out of that

[broken portal]

Also u can put blitz tc to 5 | 3 if u think 3 is too little

[warm geyser]

I play rapid, and usualy end up with 1-3 mins less than my oppenent

[opaque apex]

1 second | 1 second

[flat kraken]

What are you rated again?

[bleak isle]

Okay how about this- you have 3 minutes and I have 90 minutes with a 30 second increment

[bleak isle]

1300 USCF

[last verge]

i also play really really fast i consistently ended bullet games up 20-30 seconds for a long time

[bleak isle]

Around there

[warm geyser]

premove, see whos mouse hates the more from misclick

[warm geyser]

what is USCF?

[flat kraken]

No wonder you think openings are fruitless

[last verge]

if you're 1300 uscf i would say its definitely playable

[flat kraken]

What about cc

[opaque apex]

it would be interesting to see how flagging works at an increment that small

[bleak isle]

Haha Im on a roll OTB

[last verge]

still

[bleak isle]

Cc is cc.

[last verge]

1300 is 1300

[flat kraken]

Yea I figure

[opaque apex]

1300 is 1301

[bleak isle]

1300 USCF is a whole different story

I heard lasanga is 1100 over in the moon club

[last verge]

[flat kraken]

You’re 40% better at trash talking right

[bleak isle]

FIDE

[opaque apex]

[last verge]

because lasanga doesn't play fide

hes 2400 online and super scary

[bleak isle]

And I don't play much OTB

[last verge]

but i beat him once lol

[flat kraken]

What’s your chess.com rating then

[bleak isle]

I haven't played rated on chess.com in a while

[last verge]

skull

[bleak isle]

Idk

[opaque apex]

you seem to be dodging the question

[flat kraken]

Lmao

What about lichess

[bleak isle]

I'm unrated on lichess

[flat kraken]

💀

[last verge]

im almost 220 bullet on lichess

[bleak isle]

But I can play you on tyere

[grim edge]

(wake me up) wake me up inside

[bleak isle]

There

[flat kraken]

Oh yes

I shall judge that rating of yours myself

[bleak isle]

Okay then

[flat kraken]

3+0?

[bleak isle]

Too short

[last verge]

bro thinks he's gothamchess

[flat kraken]

3+2?

[bleak isle]

10 min

[flat kraken]

Ew then no

[bleak isle]

How about 7 minutes then.

[flat kraken]

What the fuchsia

[last verge]

7 minutes 💀

[grim edge]

(i cant wake up) wake me up inside

[last verge]

just play 5+0

[opaque apex]

⏰

[bleak isle]

I'm on phone I can't blitz on phone

[grim edge]

(save me) call my name and save me from the dark

[last verge]

5+0 is perfect its too long for blitz players and too short for rapid players so nobody is happy

[bleak isle]

5+0 is blitz

[grim edge]

(wake me up) bid my blood to run

[flat kraken]

5+5 final offer https://play.chess.com/vMwWk

[last verge]

5+0 is definitely not blitz

[grim edge]

(i cant wake up) before i come undone

[bleak isle]

Alright

[grim edge]

(save me) save me from the nothing i've become

ok wtf

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1989 (1989 peak)
Blitz: 1890 (1890 peak)
Bullet: 1871 (1871 peak)

[bright trench]

5+0 is perfect time control

[grim edge]

so my opponent played this

[sharp galleon]

did you get your sleep

[grim edge]

then this

[last verge]

wtf

[tacit sapphire]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82599059287?tab=review

[worn ice]

Mr_Stockfish_11 (995) vs. mason_is_so_gud (581)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Na5 6. Bb5+ c6 7. dxc6 bxc6 8. Ba4 h6 9. Nf3 e4 10. Ne5 Qd4 11. Nxc6 Qxa4 12. Nxa5 Qxa5 13. O-O Be7 14. d3 exd3 15. Qxd3 O-O 16. Qf3 Qa6 17. Nc3 Bb7 18. Qe3 Ng4 19. Qxe7 Nxh2 20. Kxh2 Rae8 21. Qd7 Qxf1 22. Qxb7 Re1 23. g3 Qxf2+ 24. Kh3 Rg1 25. Ne4 Rh1+ 26. Kg4 f5# 

[tacit sapphire]

Brilliant?????

[last verge]

bro found the bottom engine move 💀

[bright trench]

he's pretty good i'd say

[grim edge]

Thx for asking cellen yes and i guess who ended up spending 30 kr

[last verge]

thoughts?

[sharp galleon]

[grim edge]

[tacit sapphire]

How is this brilliant im so comfused

ORLORLOR

[sharp galleon]

[last verge]

because you hang your rook but you actually get it back after Qxa8 Qxf1+ Kxf1 Ba6+ and Rxa8

[sleek zealot]

rook is hanging

[last verge]

and you're otherwise just winning because you're up a piece