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Op foul
She's like below average by our standards so yeah definitely overrated
what happened at beirut a few years back
Goodnight everyone Except you Alex >:(
Tawle is overrated
I play it from time to time
Even checkers mid
Nah she hot af-!
explosion
Yh dont be alex
Some chemicals blew up
i think ive seen you before.....
But Alex is a member of my cult
Least attractive Lebanese girl
It is too easy for a chess player
OP stop
Here?
I wanna say a your mom joke so bad-
that you
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Didnt quite get you

Lebanon's inflation rate boggles my mind. Like tf is up with them? How am I supposed to buy shit?
It's super cheap for outsiders
Their rates change every fkin month
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Every day
No one uses the currency dude....
my money dont jiggle jiggle, it folds
someone add me and play me, my name is GMgubby
huh
How much does Lebanon cost. Like the entire country
Guys I have question
Everyone uses the dollar
No good ppl in chat rn
Well a couple billion
Bro it has changed like twice in a day once
im just tired and bored rn so
I spwaned am i good?
Leave then we dont want d4 players
spawned
....bruh-
Ask your govt to stop playing with money 💷
For some reason the custom puzzles rating bounds don't change and they just stay at blank to 200 even when I change it to 1400-1600
Yh u good 🤭🤭
This year from tourism Lebanon will earn around 3 billion dollars (the politicians will steal)
alr yall im going to fall asleep on the floor
Accept my discord
Who is going to Lebanon 💀
Ok sleep well
So Elon musk can buy Lebanon? Cool-
@keen parrot all this info fide gives about tournaments in sweden is fun and all but how tf do i find the location of the tournament
d4 better yall just dont wanna accept
Imagine buying something for like 500$ and having to pay 50,000 100k LL bills
🤭 ❤️
Lots of people? Have you never seen Lebanon
Elon can buy any country lmao
That's why they aren't mammals
Ok lets have a game
Why isn't he?
Ever since they had that big explosion that country has been going downhill
I don't play with people who start the game with d4 d5
Yeah the economy but the country still looks the same
Thats the good thing, you dont have to start d5
Same stuff to do etc.
play Nf6 then
Well you can buy the military? And also the people can work for him
Nah it was f-ed way before everyone forgot about the explosion 2 months later
does anyone know how i can find the location of a tournament? i can never find them in the tournament details page-.-
I am an elephant
But I don't like black
@crimson meadow
No
So what you are saying is that u are scared?
Sounds racist to me
Yes
Chess is racist afterall
So was your mother but she didn't speak up that loud
Bro you suck
You can’t beat d4 d5
Bro making it personal for no reason
No I'm racist that's all neh I don't like it
Ill play as black then
knight checkmate i got against my 67 year old grandpa
Sounds like slavery ngl
L you
I'm all for it
No not zax
W
Discord buggy asl
bro hes 67 u might as well just let him win
L you e4 no brain
I'm not 💀
naw
I don't wanna play with people who have genshin impact pfp
Ok 👌
I have no enemies
Legit sometimes when i play black i abort against d4
How the hell do you know that is Genshin Impact?
Says the one who hates everyone in their class
Well we aren't multi billionaires anyway
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skull
Yt ads?
Budget zax
Maybe maybe
top 10 signs of i will never become a grandmaster
Neh
I was never going to anyway
All GMs start chess at like 5
Don't think any of us will
Well I'm better than Zax because I'm stronger
No
No.
Unless you're an FM by like 15 you're not becoming a GM
This 5 secs are killing me
No
Yo guys it’s Garry Kasparov
Ok 👌
thats not true lol
Got any examples?
You literally have enemies with your agenda against d4 and genshin pfps 😹😹😹
me
No Karry Gasparov
Cagnus marlsen
@strange skiff can the wait time be like 1 sec instead of 5 pls <3
Garry Chess
It's an exaggeration but it is somewhat true
All top GMs certainly
bruh
bro
starting at a young age is an advantage but definitely not necessary
It's just boring
It would be outright stupid to assume that you can only become a GM if you have a title at a young age
Not all GMS started chess early, just the very best, but even so, hikaru went from a rating of 600 at the age of 12, i think to gm
Silence
Oldest person to become GM was 88
Ok tell me the name of a GM thay started at his teens
fill mods dms with ur dumbass questions they love it
Bro at 12 Hikaru was like 2200 💀
Then make it interesting
Damn i got it wrong then
I dislike them but they're not my enemies-
Idk how I should elucidate that. You're Snake I'm Thorfinn and you want to kill Leif but I am not letting you kill Leif so...that's what I'm all about
i dont know anything about any gm
chigorin, staunton
i forgor the others
When did he start?
some chinese gm
https://schack.se/kalender/ you can find pretty much all swedish tournaments here
GM Harry Richardson
yasser seirawan started chess at 12 years old and he has positive scores against like 3 world champions. also beat his first gm like 2 years after starting the game
ok
U can play dutch, benoni, benko they are all not boring d4 responses
Didn't touch the mods DMS I pinged anitta
I always ping anitta so pls shush
🗿
Then kindly dont talk about the subject
Nikaru kakamura
Just play the Borg Gambit
Kaka
When did he start?
pinging for a stupid reason
i will talk about the subject 🙂
13
Nikaru
you did say teens...
So you're gonna talk about something that you have no clue about?
Yeah and? 15 mins ago they pinged anitta for a stupid meme and I don't see you mini modding then??
yes.
Ok ngl I made that name up
When someone says teenager they typically mean someone 16-20
ur a dumbass bruh
That guy doesn't exist at all
Anitta didn't care then
20 is not a teenager 😭
I typed the first two words that popped up
Teenager means anyone in their teens
who let you cook bruh
use ur brain please
That is 13-19
Ok gets mad for other people
No shit
If you were 20 I'd still consider you a teenager because of your lack of maturity true
That’s not 16-20
I like women 🚺
19 and 364 days is a teen
bro
No one calls 13 year olds teens
nineTEEN
but thats not 20
yes they do
I don’t know what country you live in
In 2023?
They do-
Ok sure now I am still waiting for a GM that started even at 13
they do
I'm a hipster
you wouldn't say "you call someone who is 7 years and 364 days old seven years old, so 8 year olds are sevent years old too!"
ye jiangchuan, chigorin, staunton, jacob murray, george hastings, amos byrne among others started late @deep tangle
But fr tho GM Louis Anderson started at around 12 or something
Ok convo is no longer on languages gonna go study
He lives in africa, where 13 year olds are really 26, given that every 120 a minute passes in africa
So he's pretty close
To be fair Staunton was from the 19th century
ok
yasser seirawan also started at 12, and he was one of the best in the world at his prime
its now even more easier to become a gm if you think about it 
Cool but Louis Anderson isn't an actual GM because I made up that name too
Yeah but I am saying 19th Century masters shouldn’t count
sounds pretty legit to me
why?
zamn!
never trust a brah
Man I've been trolling for like pretty 20 mins
Ok so i guess there are some
I'm laughing so hard
its never too late
Because there were no GM titles...
?
Because that was a time before Chess was really a game, in the 19th Century it was more something for bourgeois rich people to show off their class
GM titles started in mid-1900s
zamn! exactly middle of 1900
i love when people offer draws when they are losing
4am 
Yeah like they thinking you'll accept or something
yeah and sometimes u may accidentally accept
Sometimes people accept on accident
Wait quix are you in uni or h.s or school
I am doing the official exams on monday
Yo same!
So technically
good night fr this time chat
I am none
Sleep well incho I love you
hope you can never sleep
Oh nice where are you doing them
Where is that
Abo samra north lebanon
I honestly don't knw as I couldn't go get my ID
Oof
People in the north play chess?????
Anyone want to play against me using the Latvian?
shh
Sadly I'm the only one
I thought yall only play shooting eachother
Foul af
Oh I was right
imagine you were appointed by fide as a honorary grandmaster
Anyways what are you?
S.E
L.S
G.S
L.H?
they aint giving it out anymore tho
LS
Man i love forklifts
Nice I'm S.E
Wait that's an actual thing?
Yeah HM is a thing
Same!
Levi doesn't deserve it
i used to think that was normal because they do that in the queen's gambit, but i was in an online tourney over quarantine and an arbitier made an announcement for ppl to stop doing it
If he doesn't then no one does
in the queen??
Basically it’s just someone who did something extraordinary for chess but isn’t good enough to be a master
All he does is scream "the rook" for a young audience
That is literally Levy
pressed enter on accident 😭 i'm 300 elo at typing
MoistCr1t1kal should be HM
💀
Nice, its really annoying
Not really but even then he still has done so much more for chess than almost anyone else besides Magnus and maybe Hikaru
What has he done
wasnt sergey karjakin also 12 when he became a grandmasrer
yeahhh i now realize that is horrible ettiquete lol, yet another lie propogated by big chess media
We dont talk about sergey
the other big one is that ppl tip over their king after losing lol
He’s gotten a huge following of Zoomers to play chess
he boosted the popularity of chess by so much
sergey car jacking 😂
mfs after levy screamed the rook my whole school has gotten into chess
Literally made chess relevant
ong
Netflix kinda did that
literally nobody at my school plays chess
levy did it more
Critikal kind of did that
RIP
ehhh idk
Nah the queen's gambit didn't actually make anyone stuck to chess only get into it
nah its good cause i can flex and beat them all
isn't that literally what exposure is?
If it wasn’t for Hikaru and Critkal with PogChamps Levy would be nothing
Last year no one in my school knew anything about chess (that i know of at least) now everyone is playing it everyday
Well thats how you start doing things
that's what got me back into chess over quarantine
It is but I am saying Levy's effect was more significant
relate
yeah lmao literally 😭 we are talking about exposure then he just defines it as if it proves his point
there's no way for you to know that
Yeah there is
I got back into Chess because of Agadmator back in 2020
Look at the numbers
nah but like when is king’s gambit coming in netflix
What numbers subs 💀
Chess overall
Chess only took off because of queens gambit it only snowballed from there with the momentum it gained
lmao when ATJ got hacked and tweeted "queen's gambit season 2"
Yo
And yeah subs
When is Jerome Gambit coming to Netflix
And views
you can't compare a netflix show and a youtuber
gotham got me playing chess in 2020
there's no parallels to be weighed
I didn't make that comparison though
Who wanna play chess rn?
Someone else brought it up
@grim edge
Completely unrelated to the subject might I add
you argued that levy had a bigger impact then QG
Bro doesn’t Critikal Scholar’s Mating Xqc have like 10s of millions of views
Yeah after someone said that QG did more or something along those lines
i OWNED the CM
Not single vid views....
russians are just build different
In Russia you are a master from birth
Cm
number of IMs in russia:
SAME - oh wait that was his grandfather
QUEEN TRAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD
In Russia being an IM is the equivalent of being 1000
cope
Dam nice
DAM
bobby fischer gotta come back and to play more chess
Veri nice😍
They really be giving out brilliants for free
Yeah for real he needs to stop playing and get back into the competitive scene
fr
yay thank you :D
bro is trying to hide 💀💀
hehehe
How
fr
If bishop takes knight queen falls
Bro don’t you abort against d4
Cause that's not a sacrifice
Magnus really went 9/9 today 💀💀
funny thing was i saw the queen trap before the knight moved lmao
Your opinion is invalid
That dude is so different
it's cus he's low rated
There is this thing called.... a joke
correlation? 😭
this is the guy i just beat in rapid 
I am aware so they literally give it for free
his peak was 2048
More brilliants at low level
New game review
chess.com is more generous with brilliant and great moves at lower elo
💀
🗿
Like a bishop deflection tactic no longer gives me brilliant but it did when i was 800
lichess review is better 🗿
I miss the old brilliants
Lichess review is free
once i won my opponent's queen and the goofy mobile engine gave it a good move 🗿 best was jst trading queen
yes thats why its better 🤑😎
the mobile analysis is so bad
I got my second brilliant blindfolded against my friend who was like 700 at the time
woah
Or 600
i cannot do blindfold
too difficult
me neither
Well it was a line I memorized for most of the game and I was allowed a peak at the board every few moves
i need those arrows to remember positions 🫠
lol
does anybody wanna play a blitz game
I could maybe for a few moves but if the position gets super complex ill be done
But the sac happened when i was blindfolded
i can't even see the board blindfolded
i tried to do evan's gambit with my friend blindfolded...
😭
i can remember a few opening moves in my head, but i can't visualize what squares the pieces control
even for a single piece
It was such a cold blooded move though
i can't do either 💀
gotta practice
Bros giving himself a pat on the back
like i can't even visualize something simple like an apple or triangle in my head, i can only think of the idea of them
I threatened his pawn so he protected it and was like "ha now you cant take" and i took it anyway
me neither... 😭
wait a sec
😔 🤝 😔
Tf do you have
some sort of aphantasia
i can only imagine parts of stuff at once
when my friend told me they thought in pictures, i was like fym you think in pictures
Stay strong
like the most part of the board i can visualize at once is a 3 by 3
i see
i cannot visualize a 4 by 4
I guess it could be weird
so where can i claim my CM title 
Well one thing you can do
Visualisation for me is hardly like pictures either even if i were to close my eyes
otb tournament :D
dawg we get it you beat a CM 😭
let me be clear
notice that W/D/L amount
for me its like foggy
like
so foggy i can't differentiate square colors
it's in settings
it shows that i beat a CM
Bro apath
this mf is a tier 1 annoying mf
I didnt quite get that
i have to imagine the borders of the squares
bro glazing himself
Could you send it again
like
actually focus on them
sec let me try something else
Im trying to visualise the board now i fr cant but ik it well enough that it makes sense
Who apath?
yes
does anybody wanna play a game
Bro if you beat a CM you'd brag too
@deep tangle am i clear now?
Yeah better ty
@undone bridge he beat a CM
thats true af
Thats like mid CM too right?
nah we wont discuss his ratings
Oh wait
no, i wouldn't.
That wouldve been mid W CM
Wtf bro's fide is higher than his rapif
Cap
Well even if you wouldnt
Some feats are simply brag worthy
what are you doing here
i've beaten FMs and not gone on about it like him
Hi
it's really not that big of a deal
im sorry some people shame your for being happy of your achievements, i am proud of you for beating a cm
@grim edge
hi pixel
understandable have a great day
Sorry i will have to call cap on that unless you're not actually below 2000
nah its fine haters gonna hate i really dont care
that's great
how is that cap 🗿
there are people who i'd like to show the result to so
ikr, you gotta love life
I am sure you did NOT beat FMs in rapid
you sent it like 10 times without showing anyone specific
💀
What? Yeah he did
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first i sent it to zax, second time i send it to people, 3rd time i sent it to pixel
other times were me having fun with quix
i have a question, is asking people if they want to join my server here not allowed? im pretty sure it is but i just wanna make sure
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i wanted to ask here in case anybody asked if they want to join, also youre the person who always says no to me :D
@undone bridge if you have beaten a FM in rapid then I have beaten Magnus 10-0
bro is not a monkey apprentice
You did not him he's not even 2k
if its against the rules what is he supposed to say
show all the games 
he usually says no to me asking for games, but yea i understand lol
i'd crush apathetic

Whay color is the title of your GM you beat?
do you want to play a blitz game :D
Show
:(
Show 
i felt you would win today smh
cmon man
its 1 am for me as well u can take advantage
Apath how many moves would you beat me in?
@bright glade
challenging on site to ur main
idk cant say
If more than 40 you're bad
@bright glade congrats now beat a GM 🗿🔥🔥 but actually tho i just saw the game great played
Lol i just played Bishop takes pawn on mobile 🗿chat
Felling moyai 🗿
Feeling
Bobby Fischer trapped bishop moment
that bishop is so sad
woah
mans like karpov
also sus
Give the Bishop some love 🗿
doesn't ra6 or ra1 win the bishop
dats the point
oh ok
Opponent can't play rook c8 aswell
;-;
doesnt matter
do yall wanna hear my chess rizz
id rather not!
It does
Just forced my oppenent into a queen king fork
untrapping the bishop
rc8 then just defend
is it easier to think of piece interactions as formulas or visualize them?
Am I allowed to ask if somebody can review my game?
its white to move?
why is it pinned...
nvm i have horrible internet
if its white to move ra6 then just followed by taking the bishop raight
You see?
why rc1 tho
@grim edge that was crazy how my pieces were just at the right place
black like spassky, or something
HOLY
Bwoah. One of my quickest brilliant moves. This was in a bullet match
yea ig just ra6 and if the bishop moves u follow
@grim edge engine really wanted g4 and f4
not the best move 
GONNA JOIN A CHESS TOURNEY IN SEPTEMBER IM ALREADY AFRAID AND ANXIOUS 💀💀💀
engine is a scumbag
I played rook D1 threating mate in one then i traded the rooks with check and came back
i was considering f4 for super long
oh
good job :D
xd those are nice
engine gave me 85 accuracy despite having 5 mistakes and 2 misses
OH IM DUMB I THOUGHT ITS WHITE TO MOVE 💀
🤑
Now after the whole sequence the Bishop is doomed
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i have 3 months till my tournaments @grim edge
Don't you dare do anything but win it 🗿🗿
🔥🔥🔥
I wish the bot could let you see other people’s ratings
i will become 1600 in those 3 months 🗣️
i wanna get rated by FIDE soon
Mf gave me a brilliant for this silly move
Bless you
silly ahh move
😂
once my friend mouseslipped long castles and resigned, but it was a brilliant move
bless you <3
do you have premoves turned on in settings?
go to settings -> live chess -> turn on premoves
Bro was cooking 🔥🔥
ridiculous why do i play better as black when i spend more time studying as white 😭
damiano?
Dominos pizza no
average opponent rating
Im kidding yes
i assume its another time control but
hi
twas’ 900 before but i kept playing with 1400 and it jumps up
im not boosting my elo 😭
the winrate ended so im pretty sad abt it
hey guys you wanna see best match of chess history
Tenkyu 😊😊
60|0 is wild
checkout this one
im only good at classical chess
































































1. b4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. c3 b5 4. d3 d4 5. Nxd4 Nd6 6. h4 e5 7. Nc6+ Bxc6 8. f3 Be7 9. g4 Qe8 10. g5 Nh5 11. Nb3 Qd7 12. c4 O-O 13. cxb5 Bxb5 14. Bh3 Nf5 15. Bxf5 Qxf5 16. e4 Qxf3+ 17. Kc2 Bxd3+ 18. Kc3 Bxb1+ 19. Kb2 Bxe4 20. Qf1 Qxh1 21. Qxh1 Bxh1 22. Ka3 Bxb4+ 23. Ka4 Bd5 24. Bxe5 Bxb3+ 25. axb3 Be1 26. Bxc7 Rb4+ 27. Ka5 Rc4+ 28. Ka6 Rxc7 29. b4 Bxb4 30. Kb5 Bd6 31. Ka6 Rb8 32. Ka5 Rc5+ 33. Ka6 Rc6+ 34. Kxa7 Rbc8 35. Kb7 Bg3 36. Ka7 Bxh4 37. g6 fxg6 38. Kb7 g5 39. Ka7 g4 40. Kb7 g3 41. Ka7 g2 42. Kb7 g1=N 43. Ka7 Nf4 44. Kb7 Nfe2 45. Ka7 Nc3 46. Kb7 Nb1 47. Ka7 g5 48. Kb7 g4 49. Ka7 g3 50. Kb7 g2 51. Ka7 Nf3 52. Kb7 Nd4 53. Ka7 g1=Q 54. Kb7 Qd1 55. Ka7 Nf3 56. Kb7 Ng1 57. Ka7 Qa4+ 58. Kb7 Qa7+ 59. Kxa7 Be1 60. Kb7 h5 61. Ka7 h4 62. Kb7 h3 63. Ka7 h2 64. Kb7 h1=Q 65. Ka7 Qg2 66. Kb7 Qd2 67. Ka7 Bf2+ 68. Kb7 Ba7 69. Kxa7 Kf7 70. Kb7 Ke6 71. Ka7 Ke5 72. Kb7 Ke4 73. Ka7 Ke3 74. Kb7 Ke2 75. Ka7 Ke1 76. Kb7 Kd1 77. Ka7 Qd7#
oh lol
ADHD is an incurable gift
i mean i could without distractions/with motivation
but i feel too lazy to calculate anything
which is a problem
i did 120 d 5 otb games but i couldn't do such long games online
cus otb i have to stay there and there's no phone or whatever to distract me
but online i would get bored quickly and gget on my phone or switch tabs and start doing other stuff
my visualization with knight checks are horrible
as with trying to visualize trapping queens
i only play 60m because im that type guy who overthinks about everything its a double edged sword because then i play more slowly 
lol
practice playing 15m rapid
I prefer shorter time spanned games,Least time consuming mode.
I just dont think
...
Are you gay?
oh ok
i get flagged in 15|10
real shit actually i started playing 10m but after i kept getting flagged at lower time controls so then i kept increasing and im at 60m now
;-;;
happens
the tournament im joining tho is 15m + 3s time control 💀💀💀
oh no
bro if i get flagged
don't spend more than 2 mins on a move ok?
couldnt be me my goofy ahh can only play 10 min bongcloud games
and do openings fast
💀 🗿
and NEVER DO ENDGAMES FAST OMG
I'm so close to 5k games

Blindfolded chess
126 left
oh
wtf is wrong with my math
U right
funny enough my ex gf’s father is 2000 rated in blitz (it motivated me to get better at chess but we broke up)
Algebra hurt the brain a little
What did you put before this?
226
136?
stupid me
bruh 💀
that sounds like an anime plot
ay guys i dont play chess but i decided to join this and plug my shit
been playing this nealfun game so whats the beset move here
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V30Wm5J_rw7M2QrlxuOBBiLvtYmfMHO3sCwqK1GYTuA/edit?usp=sharing
I only have 250 games in rapid 💀💀
Ip grabber
5100 good enough icl
Drop her insta I’ll take care of her dad and her.
Anime Idea: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Who's Father Was Rated 2000 In Blitz And Decided To Get A Title
;-; me dum
me to
Im not kidding
beset move
nah this is better
“My gf broke up with me but it turns out his father was rated 2000 and we became best friends”
Highly likely
imagine tho 💀💀💀
no rated 😭
aight brotha just help me out
lol
im scared
wut if its an ip grabber
bruh 💀

i studied math for a reason sob
i'm 1240 on my alt lmao
hot-blooded americans touch only the finest asphalt parking lots and 5-lane highways
i swear if someone put gun to my head and tell me to spell wensday, i would be dead already
wednesday
oop
gotta capitalize
ITS WENSDAY
well
i just play d4 on my alt and thats it
ENGLISH IS CONFUSING
e4 on main
d4 on alt
it indeed is
c4 c5
no
i play e4 on main
d4 on alt
both no theory
🙃
woah if rook takes then
Still tryna figure that out
After e4 play h5 as black to develop the Rook as soon as possible
O
r u guys interested in wwcm
wuts wwcm
women’s world championship match
but doesn't d4 or something allow bishop to see the h6 square
Nah it’s all good fam
im trying to figure out some aggressive asf lines for black in london
immediate c5
i know theres some mf who gon play london in the tournament 🤬
Hi!
helo
Goodbye
aightbye
yeah but im looking for some sidelines
englund the best anti london opening
just go d4 c5 then
aggressive and sideline
apparently this is something
not rly a sideline its a whole diff opening
🔫
meow
Go look for it near a school.
oh ok
if youre gonna move d4 to c5, i recommend you take out the king side bishop because if the now c5 pawn advances, the bishop can take the queenside rook out. maybe even the queenside bishop
What a funny and edgy joke
Damn son you’re back?
lol
I can’t believe it

been time
i aint looking for that man 😭
huh
its d4 d5 bf4 c5
i literlly did that once and it works
why not
its aggressive
taking is bad
is talking to a girl when she have a boyfriend a book move or blunder?
its definitely not aldies though
inaccuracy
you are rated 298 in rapid why tf are you giving out opening advice
@floral patrol I just realised this is an alt 💀
actually i have done that before so idk
Book move
I really thought you came back
ok im not thealdies
agressive yes but doesnt lead to anything significant
...
ITS JUST MY SUGGESTION
sadge
are you B3 player?
the opening transposes into something else 😭
d4 d5 Bf4 c5 is the best way to tackle the london
ye
me too
yes
yeah so then it takes the london player off guard
d4 c5 is not something you see often
cause its trash
@aldies You want to play the Latvian against me?
😭
yayy
i usually play e4/d4 nowadays though...
i'm going to go back to b3 when i'm better
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82587713151?tab=analysis i tried fischers ruy lopez
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Bxc6 dxc6 5. d4 exd4 6. Qxd4 Bg4 7. Qxd8+ Rxd8 8. Be3 Nf6 9. Nbd2 Bb4 10. c3 Ba5 11. h3 Be6 12. Ng5 Bc8 13. Ngf3 O-O 14. Nc4 Bb6 15. Nxb6 cxb6 16. Bxb6 Nxe4 17. Bxd8 Rxd8 18. Ke2 Be6 19. Nd4 Bc4+ 20. Kf3 Ng5+ 21. Kg3 c5 22. Nb3 Rd3+ 23. Kh2 b6 24. Rad1 Ne4 25. Rxd3 Bxd3 26. Re1 Kf8 27. f3 Nd6 28. Nc1 Bf5 29. g4 Be6 30. b3 Nb5 31. c4 Nd4 32. Kg3 g5 33. f4 gxf4+ 34. Kxf4 Kg7 35. h4 h6 36. Nd3 Kf6 37. g5+ hxg5+ 38. hxg5+ Kg7 39. Ne5 b5 40. Re3 bxc4 41. bxc4 Kf8 42. Ra3 Ne2+ 43. Ke3
if you want you can even play dutch
The london should be banned and punished
Don’t try to change my mind
lol
you shouldnt learn a whole new opening just so you avoid a mid opening
nah
london for fun is fine
london for improvement deserves that lmao
Anything related to the English should be banned
learn d4 d5 Bf4 c5! and you will have an easy time against the London
bc i take pawn
c4 e5 = reverse sicilian
sicilian is therefore related to the english 🫠
i mean idk
i play d5 against d4
Bro you have no idea what you are talking about
i was going to say “if the purpose was to take the london player off guard i’ll just play the dutch” i just want an agressive sideline to the d5, c5 line 😭
But that is italian not english
chess players are way too serious
i mean i do know how white can checkmate but why resign?
💀
Zimbabwean Quintillionaires after spending 100 trillion dollars to get a bottle of water
do you play the caro as black?
Nigerian prince after he gives me all his fortune for safe keeping (he needs my bank account to do that)
oh ok
idk then
I hate the caro kann, like it is a great opening but levi plays it
whats a caro?
its mid, but viable until 2700 fide level
caro-kann
e4 c6 d4 d5
nah im kidding but i dont
Let’s be honest non of us is gonna reach 2700
i study it as white tho
I will 

That’s the spirit
I know, I hope to hit 1800 atleast
Lemon is Magnus son
Who is your favourite GM? mine is Hikaru

Already am.. 
favourite GM is frank
i played with cagnus marlson once. cant believe i beat him
me in 7 years
jk
goo
Grandmaster
ion know what im doing 💀
@keen parrot want 1v1?
tbh if i could focus fully on improving chess like a full-time job i could get there in 4
I scholars mated him 
no
Why
How many LO u have?
Jokes on you I played Nikaru Hakamura
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ty
jokes on you i played Fobby Bischer
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Cagnus Marlsen the goat
can someone check my game and send me the results? its 30 second bullet and i think i did very well
Play me scucka
Hi chat
hi alice
hiii <3
Grr not alice
hi... am i supposed to say john or something? do i have to say blondie?
i saw your pfp and instantly thought of someone
your ex?
no
who then?
Ion even know what that means
Yoo
wuts tboi
i was in a server and theres someone named juniper_lime and they had that pfp
TBOI= The Binding Of Isaac
cubehead servr
its couple pfp
wut the heck
:3
Oh the scat game
ourple
!welcome
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i love dj myosuke
i thought-
very fun game. that is painful to complete 100%
who is this "chat" person
hi pixelated
i don't have steam
okey guys i really need you to check this game i am black on the right
its free
1 book move damn
i don't want it
what if its my first brilliant
one book move 
idk hows that possible to be honest
hrubá chyba
i think he blundered his rook
Hes just better
Oh wow
dobre
Wait Alice
count the amount of moves you did (let's say you did 32), and if it says 31 or under, you did a great move or a brilliant. or you can just check tomorrow keeping the tab open
mhm
i play king's philipiohos(idk how to spell it)
chyba
Whos alice
or just play in the weekly arena and get free diamond
wut
i never heard of that
You
how
But im not named alice
yea i did one great/brilliant
be good (be lucky and avoid playing cheaters)
chi chi chi chicken brbr rbeb rrbb rbrb rbr r
finichiato
@mighty remnant hi robot
Butchered
i listen to hardcore while playing chess
oh
g3?
yee
So good 😩😩
ill listen to it later
Fianchetto**
its very loud
¨thanks i won't remember it
i like loud
same!!
when I checkmate 😫
@floral patrol i had 33 moves and counted 32 in the non ?? categories
that point its just Qh8
But you are.. named Alice
😩💦💦
so one great or one brilliant
also this is how i mated
prob great
HARDCORE!!
the f8 bishop which didn't move the whole game:
he did. i took his queen and knight with it
oh ok
Just went back home ig
magnus going wild in the croatian tournament
mmh
he defeated all of his opps
Ok brb chat

nvm that was last game. it didn't move at all. not even the rook on the right
........
and they didn't take advantage of that?
a full piece undeveloped
its 900 elo
is basically down 3 points of material
and 30 second bullet
oh ok
8 points, don't forget the rook didn't move either
40 seconds match when you are full of sugar and caffine ain't that hard
just finished alg 2
me with 350 bullet and 600 blitz:
someone up for a game?
it is for me 😭
i am 600 rapid 300 blitz basically 1k bullet
also reti looks so fun
basically me but swapped stats
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the bullet and rapid?
no everything swaped
mhm
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wth is your bio
h2 -> g5
and yes its white because the c4 square is a light square
nah queen jumps over pawns to instantly take king making mate in first move
In my time zone, it's midnight
11:28 pm here
only 6 days and 31 mins left till my bday
no i am colorblind and though our names had diff color so i though you are one of the higher ups