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whats the opening with e4?
e5
Vague question
Ok
Only if trusted
Why is this a blunder
dude you scared the shit out of me
hi guys
whats your elo
ive been unmuted
Again, 1 defender vs 2 attackers
800
1v1 dm
How to become trusted
why can i not upload images
can somebody named some e4 openings? i forgot the name of an opening and i need it so i can study it š¦
ok
@midnight fjord Naruto?
Become trusted
U need trusted
Hi
You did it
/trust
Yes why
Do you know the moves?
e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Nf6
priest attac two horse defence
What are some good variations of the Italian game aside from fried liver
Just asked for it
yes no idea who this girl is ill probably change it to something else later
when i reach 2k anyways
Change to cat
e4 e5
knight f3 knight c6
bishop b5
Don't you dare do it before 2k
Ruy lopez
Spanish
Yes
Horsey Gambit
alright i singed a deal with the devil ahajshkwh i mean scipio
Guess the elo
um
i think i can be trusted
tysm
800
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Playing the psychological game
2000
oh sick
I think you just got the trusted role lol
waht
Change it to a better waifu
This is how you become trusted
Lol yes
2100 š¦
You can remove all announcements role ?
Looked like your role color changed
NO WAY DID THAT HAPPEN JUST NOW?
https://www.chess.com/game/live/82498295471 It was a hard game
































































1. e4 c5 2. c3 d5 3. exd5 Qxd5 4. Nf3 Nf6 5. d4 Bg4 6. Be2 e6 7. Be3 cxd4 8. Nxd4 Qxg2 9. Rf1 Bh3 10. Qa4+ Nbd7 11. Nd2 Qxh2 12. N2f3 Qc7 13. Rg1 g6 14. O-O-O Bg7 15. Nb5 Qc6 16. Nd6+ Ke7 17. Bb5 Qxf3 18. Rg3 Qh5 19. Rh1 Kxd6 20. Rgxh3 Qf5 21. Rd1+ Ke7 22. Rh4 Nd5 23. Bxd7 Qf6 24. Rhd4 Rhd8 25. Bb5 Nxe3 26. Qb4+ Rd6 27. Qxd6#
gamelink 
Yes, but bot will give them back. We have a command which doesn't work for some users (/announcements)
ahaahha
But if everything goes well, the command will be fixed soon

lol
Indeed 
Ok
where can i get that

Why albert thinking?
Italian people fighting the urge to play italian game
700
Issue as I said
2100 š¦
Did u said issue?
how 50% accuracy
.
Hey yall
Ok
!welcome
Im a biginner
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1. e4 c5 2. c3 d5 3. exd5 Qxd5 4. Nf3 Nf6 5. d4 Bg4 6. Be2 e6 7. Be3 cxd4 8. Nxd4 Qxg2 9. Rf1 Bh3 10. Qa4+ Nbd7 11. Nd2 Qxh2 12. N2f3 Qc7 13. Rg1 g6 14. O-O-O Bg7 15. Nb5 Qc6 16. Nd6+ Ke7 17. Bb5 Qxf3 18. Rg3 Qh5 19. Rh1 Kxd6 20. Rgxh3 Qf5 21. Rd1+ Ke7 22. Rh4 Nd5 23. Bxd7 Qf6 24. Rhd4 Rhd8 25. Bb5 Nxe3 26. Qb4+ Rd6 27. Qxd6#
I am out for today, bye guys
hm they removed it from normal people now? @grim edge
Hi
Pretty sure that is just a weird Albert delay. There was some short issues with it today
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chat i just barely escaped a rook for 6 pawns situation with my life
oh alrght it works
See
Are yall pro in chess?
Idk
definitely not
what do you consider pro š
Someone skilled
Pro at blundering and losing chess games 
Yep
š
@brisk sundial did you live in africa?
With chess
in terms of elo what would you say?
How did you know
Can someone explain an X-ray to me ples
Idk
Role š
Im actually in france haha
I donāt get it
X-ray is one of the rare words that starts with X
I neeed a pro to teaach chess
What elo?
I mean the tactic
Pfp hhhhh
<1110288712937504779:customize>
react if ryan reynolds is hot
@grim edge how to get role
2 brilliant moves in a game always feel nice š
ryan gosling is hot
Thank you
stfu
i beat an 1800 when i had a rook for 6 pawns
Rapide in french
speed chess championship is 5+1, 3+1, and 1+1
There's no rapid in that
mairos 2k when
@brisk sundial What rating do you consider a pro to be?
1978
quick chess be like
Ok
Someone who know all the traps rated a 10
Bro fr I was playing rapid yesterday cuz I haven't done rapid in a while and I was destroying 1700s
Sweet I'm higher than 10
1700s r bad
Well id like to play with you and ratey skills
Alr bet
Arigatou
No
Dms. I sent a challenge link
youre bad actually
wrong
Yes

Anyone 1v1??
Ok
any macos guys here
i want to grant myself sudo permanently
Send link
Ok
queefs gambit
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Queefs
šššš
no dont play that its bad play the bird opening instead
Queef
Im afraid now is not the time just making sure if you want to teach me and if you mind no problem at all
@dense kite i busy
anyone wants to play me ?
no i play the bullshit gambit
Oh
Me, send link
superuser.com/questions/293734/on-mac-how-do-i-give-myself-permanent-sudo-privleges
Not exactly experienced in OSX, but it seems to be located in either one of the following:
- /etc/sudoers
- /private/etc/sudoers
It is recommended that you use visudo to edit the file but you can use another text editor.
Under the line that saysroot ALL=(ALL) ALL
You add the name of the user anduser ALL=(ALL) ALLto give yourself permanent sudo privileges.
i can't edit /etc/sudoers for some reason, dont have perms it say??
Why you afraid?
kelp
Oh its just an expression in a polite way
try checkers.com
i only play pros when i play chess after all
no
Ahh
@fallen comet ?
did anyone have the same problem as me?
thatās a website for a fast food chain called checkers
ikr that was a joke
Try chess.com instead
Queefs Gambit
no
What do you consider to be pro?
Same question haha
i mean people that are almost as good as me
Yep
What elo?
queefs gambit declined
My fav
2100
ok
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big ego
only?
š¦
some people can afford it
eh
Humble this man
youre probably not one of those people
ok
i know just the right person for this job
stockfish 15
@bortnyk 
Yuck, duras gambit 
@midnight fjord sorry elliot but this is an emergency!!
queefs gambit
not what i had in mind but thatās funny
i have to escape
queefs gambit
boooo elliot
call sock 

i was going to call my friend NM doublesik he like 2600 but that works
i already did
itās not a flex Iām literally making a statement
whats ur elo
im 500 and i study more theory than tactics š
2100 is not a flex
š
ik some basic tactics but my theory is at like 1100 rating level
not even 2900, washed
if my elo is higher than yours then by default i can flex on you
well yours is lower
thatās not gonna get you very far trust me you need tactics a lot more right now, and you should also study some endgame principles too
ok im very sorry
LMAO i beat this guy 6-2 and he kept rematching cus he was mad that i kept beating him he was like "u werel osing all games"
so +30 elo now im 2500 š
-cry-
least delusional chess player
You need to humble our new friend
Eh?

whos the new friend
IM = Intercourse Master
tbh let me humble them in 10 seconds bullet chess
exactly that was the whole point
certain titles have their advantages šæ
i dont understand why i am so bad at chess
what point exactly
that better players exist?
to bring you a very strong player because you were flexing and weāre not good enough to do it ourselves
all the theory is still important to me because it makes me feel good at the game of chess
š
we?
should have just brought stockfish 16
u could've asked me
im the goat
proves the same point
yes me and d4 player therefore āweā
d4 players 
incorrect Iāll solve
ok solve
Ahem
Iām assuming for white?
yes
Bxf8?
Hint

i dont understand why i am so bad at chess, i have been 500 elo for like 5 months now
I honestly felt like k*lling myself
the solution is to offer the opponent a draw, they will accept if they are very good at chess and therefore you will hav drawn against a stronger payer
If you were in my position you would not even comprehend the feelings I am feeling right now.
killing yourself over chess
bro
560 elo tries to scholarās mate me š
tell me about it
500s are amazing human beings
Whenever I play chess it feels like I am always in a loosing position and my opponent always manages to control the game into their liking/
2200 elo
opponent very good
study
only 1?
ah yes, skullerās mate
ok but wtf is that queen doing on g4? how is him even 560 elo?
ok but why tf was there a knight on d8 thatās the real question
yeah lol
thats a theoryline lol

only 2?
- e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 e5 4. Bc4 Nf6 5. Ng5 d5 6. exd5 Nxd5 7. Qf3 Qxg5 8. Bxd5 Nd8
š
think he was trynna attack a pawn but failed miserably
what kind of hellish theory is this if this is the kind ofwhat I have to learn I donāt wanna be a chess player
ive got even better theory
i feel so depressed right now, i can't get better and i feel like i am a failure
- e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 e6 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. e5 Nd5 8. Ne4 Qa5+ 9. Bd2 Qb6 10. c4 Qxb2 11. cxd5 Qxe5 12. Bd3 cxd5 13. f4 Qd4 14. Nf2 Bc5 15. Rf1 O-O
No it was there because they put the queen on f3 on the second move and then took bishop out to try and scholarās mate me lmao
i got to 20 then cba
i'm 569, i know people on my even is even smarter and never hang the queen
how is it possible to be below 700 elo
how is it possible to below 2250
they only got there because people kept falling for scholarās mate I think
when i first played online i knew how to move the pieces and achieved 700 elo
magnus is old? lol
i was 1200 when i started, stop trying to eloshame
kinda same tbh, took a break from online chess when i was like 500 then got 700 pretty much instantly
you cant achieve 1200 if you only knew how to move the pieces -
same here
i did
im 570. people are so mean to us 500
you were 1200 when you had never played chess ever in your life?
my lowest ever elo was 1200
Can someone rate an edit for me on a scale of 1-10
first of all we call it fools mate instead of scholar's mate and people fall for it only till 200 elo, personal experience
you are a prodigy, a genius
Hi
tbf i had some irl stuff
but not much
nope
if you had played chess for even like a couple weeks casually it makes sense you would be around 1200 if youāre just a natural ig
not if i'm here, tell me who bullied you, i will beat the shit out of him
GothamChess
oh after a few weeks is a different story
bruh
how dare you disrespect theory
1200 in only a couple of weeks ?
I had it once a week in school for maybe 3 months?
basically ~12x
That seems short to get there
500s arenāt as bad as most people think. The only bad ones are the people who got their via the scholarās mate
that dude lose against samay raina, samay raina is not even chess player, he is stand up comedian, gothamchess lose against stand up comedians in chess, shame
i agree
heh, that is not a beginner in this case you have been playing for months let alone know how to move the pieces
that's why he's not GM
lol
1.2k in a couple of weeks (less than a month) is litteraly impossible if u haven't had some exposure to chess in the past
well i played once a week for 1 hr with absolute idiots
Whoever made this claim is either not being honest or is on the road to being a gm
LĆ”Äa mĆ” velkou hlavu, jak pytel od banĆ”nÅÆ.
LĆ”Äa se v davu neztratĆ.
Když se mu holky smÄjou, prachy ho v kapse hÅejou.
Jednou si vÅ”echny zaplatĆ.
no way bro, someone who is playing chess even before making his account can reach 1000 elo easily, true begginers took 3 months to even reach 569 elo, i'm still trying to undersrand london system
yea its pretty obvious he is just joking
not really
it was in 2018 when i started so people were generally worse
Explain
That's not even that ridiculous
Ive had 12 hours of chess in total and got 1200 on cc immediatly
Begginers progress can be very fast
i'm 569 and all i know is queen's gambit, king's gambit, london system, kings indian
With 0 exposure prior to that acc?
yup
How many weeks do u mean wen u say a couple
I think that's the first games in the account
no you just told us you were playing at your school for 3 months -
12 weeks with 1 hr chess per week, didnt play inbetween
right here
yea once a week for 1 hr
3 months makes more sense
me when balls
doesnt matter you still lied right here
its unstable, i need to sleep i stayed up all night because im anxious
1 hour per week? -evil laugh-
that's how i play against 1000 elo players in daily
https://www.chess.com/member/mac1941 Bro there's a guy whose beaten stockfish over 1200 times
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I reached 1500 in 7 months (without past exposure to chess)
Lol that doesn't sound possible
Some tryhard can make you reach 1200 in like 1.5 month
I reached 1900 in a year but I only new how the pieces move + I new how to 2rook mate cuz my teacher showed me
Technically 10 months
in 7 months i think i will reach 1500 too

I'm stuck
Good
pp
Are you a queen? Cause you've just been taken.
I tryhard tho
A ton of theory
Y
Does being stuck teach me some life lesson or summing?
I've gone from 1700-2100 in 2 1/2 years playing chess every single day
bro im 500. theory is better than tactics
Nah I just like when other people have slow progress
Ima dude bro u ain't finna rizz me up
You shouldn't be able to go from beginner to 2400 in 2 years lol
alr bet
in 3 months i crossed 600, i do defeat 1000 elo frineds sometimes, i can reach 1500 in 7 months cmon?
Challenge excepted
i think i needed like 1 yr for that, maybe a little more
Alr gl with your exception
Nope
Yeah gl
I havent played for a while, anybody has a sharp opening to get over 1500's ?
Do you have a pen and a sheet of paper?
no it is all about switching to 3D board
Being 16 with nothing to do makes it easier
why not?
Same
Cuz it took me years
but i am not you, i am me, you are you
King's Gambit
Welp
im learning some theory rn
Anyones else albert bot buggin?
you are 1500+ elo player?
I'm 2100..
If u wanna beat 1500s @cursive ember play ruy Lopez. I sometimes create accs for fun to see how far I can get before I loose and 1500s suck a ruy Lopez
That's what I do
Queens gambit better
Oop bannable
scary
š
Learn the theory don't just play it
Yeah they don't know theory
today i may reach 600
Brother I have learnt the theory I hated myself when I played it, at master level its 99% draw
great, we should play games together in mornings and whenever we chill you know, i can improve by facing 100x times stronger opponent and your goal will be defeating 600 elo player with 6 queens on board
Bare minimum of a pc (remove the cpu fan and 1 stick of ram)
Ahh
Boots in 11 seconds
@final gust I've learnt lots of theory but most people don't play theoritically
Alr
Im peakin rn in rapid
And for against the Italian play the Rousseau gambit, learn it first they are some good videos on it, the only problem is that if white plays accurately they will have a +1 advantage but 1500s will definitely not find best moves
alright togishere
im excited cause ill be 1000 rating under my uncle if i reach 600
that's my favorite. its the best
I like sharp play style
Ever heard of the classroom chess feature on chess.com?
If u want I can show u how I crush 1500z with ruy
is their anything like sicilian attack?
Why not
I mean positional chess is more fun to be honest
remember? magnus opening?
Ur offline
Objectively speaking the Rousseau gambit is a bad opening but I've been studying top engine moves for both side, and I can survive. But I always play it to surprise my opponentz
I started the game @lean owl
Aight send me a request on discord and we can talk more abt wen we can do it
i've never seen the normal italian in like 100 gaames so i have not been able to test my theory in about 100 games
Wdym "normal "
magnus bongcloud
like the basic italian when they bring the bishop out
@final gust I can't tonight
Tomorrow i'm here
Isnt that the only Italian?
GG
I meant dm me so we can talk abt wen we can do it
naw there's the advanced versoin
when someone stopped his queen, he make his king walk all over board and castle with queen lol
I feel like uve got things mixed up
Italian is e4-e5 nf3-nc6 bc4 no?
correct but their is anoher version that's more advanced
i've played against it and it's scary
Yes there might be more theory but it all starts with this
Also, hi Alice
Italian doesnt arise any other way
@final gust I sent you
Hi
Accepted
But im not alice
possibilities in chess is limited or infinity? every move, every is a possibility i mean
Nice
It is limited but very very high
Possibilities are unlimited as in there r an unlimited possibly of ways a game can go but there is a finite number of possible present positions
I say this because theoretically a game can be infinite
Unless u follow tournament rules
Well no because 50/75 move rule
Yo
š³šŖ
Ain't that just for some tournaments and some platforms
Or is it part of chess itself?
It only makes sense to include it otherwise games would go on without end
There are 400 different positions are possible after each player conducts one move. The human mind can wrap around this fairly easily but after the second move, the number jumps to an astounding 72,084 positions. After the third piece is moved it skyrockets to over 9 million, and then the fourth is 288 billion possible positions.
but i'm not able to found overall possibilities of chess on internet
I understand y we need to include it sometimes but is it a permanent part of chess itself?
back
I mean do the draw rules always apply
Well whats gonna stop me moving a bishop like a rook other than a rule
Surely
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U misunderstanding my question, u know how some tournaments and platforms have different added /bonus rules? Is the 50/75 rule not a bonus rule and rather a permanent part of chess like how castling
that's why you are 500
Gg i couldnt play well im in the mall and had alot going on
wtf
im underrated by a lot š¦
i just sent the last thing i copy pasted
oh
Gg @lean owl
Id have to do some research since I dont know
yo can i get that D?
It's 23 pm in France
Hello canadian
holy moly sasha bortnyk in general??
bro laughing at his own joke
Im not canadian
ok but i am athiest so
Im egyptien
What is blud blabbering about
me too lol
who wants a 1v1? ||im 600 elo||
Me
me
bortnyk just spoke like 2 minutes ago š he lives to prove you wrong, apparently
nvm
Im 3pp
i can 1v1, i'm low elo too
300 but im confident
tell me your guys elos
I could beat u
If ur underrated just raise it, otherwise ur at the right rating and are just copeing
if i can prove that ive never touched my balls
say your elo
are you sure your 300?
Gtg
damn ok
800
i am
i'm rising faster than speed of light
oooh ok, it might be tricky though
chess isnt even my main gamr
wanna 1v1?
sure whats ur elo
wait nvm, it says i'm 506
oh
well im only 600 if u wanna vs me
Ok
kay then
ill vs you
whats ur elo
50
Les go add me i_smurf_ur_elo1
cap
XD
on god. i for one am very comfortable with the fact that i am overrated. in fact, chess.com sometimes gives me random pairings like 300 points under my own elo, when they decide to match based on my skill rather than my rating š¼
3.1415927
my user is bloccobill
ya ive been playing for a while
Ur mmr is too low
k ill senc match
its because you love men
idk what mmr is, unfortunately
im hungry for games
Lmao
gl
magnus carlson is underrated
Something we say in valorant its when the game thinks ur bad so it gives u bad ppl so if u lose to them u go down to the elo u deserve
cagnus marlsen > magnus carlsen
Theres much more but its simpified
who here is not male?
is there anyone that wants a 1vs1
Anyones elses stats are false when typing /profile
sure

valorant suk
maybe you just have the wrong account connected?
like this ?
lemme guess u dont have a pc
No Its like 20 rating behind
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we all diff tastes my guy
i'm down
e4 players: under 1000
ok
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Im 1766 npt 1741
Guys is anyone like knows anything about medical stuff? After a hot shower the back of my body is hurting like hell
who tf don't have pc in 21st century? of course i have a pc
bro just gave his queen
im 1350
what's npt?
I acc learned the basics of chess very recently like 2 months ago and ppl think im 700 elo+
im 3200
Like how the rook moves
wow
And the queen
Rating dismorphia
im 7289 elo
did you accidentaly got shot by a shotgun in the back?
wait my queen died
bro is NOT 7289 elo
i didn't even notice lmao
i am 69,696 elo player
Do u believe that stockfish 16 Will Always win against stockfish 15.1?
why would i lie
no
depends on CPU size, opening book and NNUE
nuh uh
U should
Not always
e4
DUD IM SEROIUS HERE
also most engine games are draws
Wait
What if chatgpt played against chatgpt
i wanna try it
SORRY BRO IM NOT A MED STUDENT I TRIED TO HELP
I remember reading 16 wins 12x more than 15.1
Stockfish 16 can only draw with itself
Stockfish 16 should be slightly better than older versions
Lc0:
Bro couldve went anywhere but decided to go to a chess group
?
Leela
I DONT HAVE ANYWHERE ELSW
play with i smurf ur elo bc he said ur not 7000 elo prove him wrong
its a rash bro
chat gpt win and chatgpt lose, glass half full
Ur skins dry take a chill pill
Bro when did it happen
what should I code for chess
He is too weak for me
could i try
Thats actually really scary
engines with opening book always draw
No.
im 1800 blitz ?
its when you give them wacky scenarios that it gets fun
Stockfish 16 is on another level bro
wow ur lucky i have cod fish 33
Chess nerds have the weirdest discord names
Ain't it always a draw. 16 draws with 14 whenever I put them against each other. That's not to say their equal, it just shows that 16 plays better but 14 doesn't make big enough mistakes or even 0 mistake. Engine chess ain't as hyped as ppl make it.
you have stockfish i have cod fish
gg
that took an egregious amount of time
you got this
The only thing stockfish 16 does better is that it's more like to beat other engines wen they are programmed to play shotty openings.
Neato
700 elo is in the top half of the population ā ļø
šš
Keep grinding man, you're gonna go far
iām like 1400 on lichess but my account got goofy on this platform
So like a strong 1200 on cc
Facts, just don't get to angry or depressed if ur stuck
Do u play on lichess often tho?
if you had just moved that pawn
i got 1500 :D
does anyone have any idea
for what I should I develop for chess
fr š©
why did this guy just resign before any moves were played
shouldnt he just abort
i didn't even notice you taking my queen š
who wants a game against a 600 elo?
If he resigned it means he can't abort any mire
lol š„“
I want to codew something for chess like a tool or app.
oh i see
nice
nice
Been waiting for this opportunity
Cni dm u
for sure
hi
sigh
if you get good enough money
ok
join for scribblio
i pretty much only play for elo
i dont know you do i
is h9 a good opening
its so weird how i lost like every game yesterday and im getting 80+ acc today
Bongcloud players after putting their king in danger then scholar mating
wow thats really good
howcome nobody every moves their bishop on the first move
WHO WANTS TO VS ME? IM 600 ELO
OMG I WILL!!
i had the same kind of thing but when i was 800
whats ur elo :0
1500
yea im very happy
dude i got the checkmark first try in your about me
idk man almost like its illegal
could you like play a game with me so i know how a 2000 plays
it feels like it sometimes
whats ur elo and username i might send game'
ya
i just wanna see where i need to get to
@unreal root tell meee
oh ok
600 elo (deviousdoogler)
yess š
B)
hai zax
spontaniously dabs each other up due to pure excitement
CAP YOU 979 ELO
typing
in daily
but ill still vs you š„²
Oh cool anyways heya nova!
oh wait
best way to lurk is only copy paste in stuff you want to say
yeah u right phew
i havent done it in a while tho
haha
gl
Iāve just started to get back into chess and I feel rusty lol
there are a lot of them active compared to the actual # out there
its almost rare to be 2000+ and to not be talking somewhere about chess
i didnāt think blitz would go like this but ok
Had quite an intense match with my brother lol
hopefully if I gain 500 rating somehow. iād lurk for the fun of it š„±
true would be funny
wait is it a normal thing for people from this server to dm me "dumbass weirdo"
its a public server so... yes?
not really but
i do that but the opposite
oh yeah, just remembered that people online dont have a brain for the most part
gg
Facts
oh well
i was so close to getting my king to the other side
I MADE 2 BRILLIANTS WTH
don't walk into draws next time 
IN 1 GAME
Skill issue
new game
Is that a draw?
i made 2 brillants :0
Yeah I see, it's a draw even if he takes and forks
Been there
nah would probably lose on time tbh
Guys can somone high elo challenge me my user is i_smurf_ur_elo1
wrong reply
keep your head up it happens, you still did really well
@tepid panther
Tbh I don't think it's that hard of an endgamento draw
why is this so funny
gg
https://www.chess.com/member/i_smurf_ur_elo1 joined in may interesting
bru i was just joshing around the other matches
Everyone is prop sleeping or something
heyo kids
yeah even im about to
how u doing
Same
everyone s sleepy
im not sleepy
Hi
okay batman
Haha
Are you sleeping
not yet. are you?
No sleeping is boring after I grown up I donāt dream
thats deep
Yessir
and people think im 700+ i had to learn how the pieces move first
Whatās your opinion on sleeping
4 da weak
Yes sir I have been waiting for that answer
i think its essential for a human being. what do you think
I think sleep isnt necesarry like js play chess
I Think sleeping is for the kids
And maybe lose ur sanity
do you think chess is better than sleeping?
Not really i just play chess because I donāt know whatās fun in life anymore
real
Yay we all been expirenced that
and she isnt even a guy
After 16 years of a old teacher destroying everything thing
Im talking in general smarty boi
if im smart the world is in big trouble
bro smurfs my elo
I am literally on my bed right this second 
i put bread back in my city call me mansour
anitta maybe we are weak after all
I had a long day ok I organized a small picnic but then LEVY SHOWED UP AND IT WAS RRALLY COOL BUT PPL WERE STOPPING CAUSE HES SO FAMOIS
famous
wait r u in us?
Everyone is weak now a days
oj wow anitta be with the cool guys okay
usa france same thing
it was an open community picnic anyone could pull up

ok imma come over from germany rq
we are even giving away free twitchcon tickets and shit
yall never actually read announcements do you
Doesn anyone I have an idea for what I could code for a chess-related tool or app
yoooo anitta save me one 
a cool puzzle thing
I muted it for months now 
elaborate
Nah bro the Baguettes hits different
cba meeting gotham but twitchcon kinda lit
i did see some baguettes
a friend of mine uses this emote on a daily basis
DEEEZ KNIGHTS
multiple times per day
that was amazing
twitchcon lit af I met pokimane on the last one
itās that time of day again
Nah the guy selling that is lost he doesnāt know the secret of bread
for a very special move
how many twitchcons a year? seems like theres always one happening every few months lol
apparently not
i hung an exchange and let him get back into the game
i meant e4 c5 c3 Nf6 d4
ah****
Need more attack to it
You are the creator of all the theories
@grim edge
Didn't he win your queen for free
@grim edge
yes, in 2nd pic there's Qd1+, forcing Nf8 or checkmate, and then Qxd5
fell for the classic Bxh2 and then discovery 
Why do i play against my 1400-1700 elo friend better than i play against 500 elosš
Yoo who trynna talk
mr apathetic moiz would you be interested in a one vee one

no ty
@&?$ the london system bro
alr
It is probably just the thrill
Because you have confidence and know now you have the freedom to fail without losing anything
We had a draw once, but most of the time he managed to beat me, the games was irl and lasted over 30 minutes because every move was insane
your mind thinks 500s are total garbage and you're gonna win in 5 moves so you don't try as hard
Probably
I can play only 2 good games a day
When i have a feeling of confidence and motivation
MIND YOU I AM 1350
look at this shit
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82507323405?tab=review
































































1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Qb3 Nc6 5. a3 Nxd4 6. axb4 Nxb3
They play so cancerously and aggresively that you just don't even know what to do, their moves are weird, agressive and unexpected. I prefer fighting for the center first and only then playing more aggresively.this is how i played chess as a kid and this is how i play chess to this day
But yes, i agree with that
if you just take a moment to check what the weaknesses are in the position you will be able to easly punish 500s
i just played that game like i dont even know
how do you blunder twice in a row and that bad
especially at 1300
alot of players including me play chess even when their mind is not clear
if you are thinking about something that is not chess ur dead
Where are the rules for this server
Yes, after you lose you get mad and want to play again to get the elo back and end up losing more elo
Thanks
yeaah
Guys help. amazon are so useless man. i searched for a lighter and it keeps coming up with 13,000 matches smh
And you often play even worse after losing
wait... Nf7+ Kg4 f3#?!?!?!??!?!!?
the late night tilt is killing me
yes
WAX UR 1900??
long ago
I PLAYED YOU WHEN U WERE 1800
check yo pings fool be motivated
zax gimme login data ill boost ur elo
I WAS 1200 HOW DID YOU GET TO 1900
by 0 points cuz u dont play rapid
thats why i only play 2-3 games each session (remember when i dropped back to 1210??)
do you
I am pretty sure that Black Queen H2 is mate, the bishop protects the queen
actually i reached 1975 and fell 75 elo since then
yes it is
step on lego
@grim edge you need to stop playing when session isnt going your way
me who just reached 1300 yesterday and is so happy THATS BASICLY 2K
forcing it wont help
acshualy its 74 š¤
but anyway check YOUR pings
WTF
I KNOW RIGHT???
LMAO
nah bro
OMG DUDE
WASSUP BROTHJER
zax is going to die after he checks it
bro hung a full ahh knight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
more like checkMATE bum dum tiss
2k gameplay
youre bad
i was winning first two games but just threw
ill stop i was working all day anyways
oh ur rly tilting
no, im tired
ZAX JUST 1V1 ME OH MY GOODNESS
maybe it aint my day
W accuracys
ok
i lost half of these games in a winning position on time
im good when im not tired, but it was 2am
i lost the games i was supposed to win
i won the games i was supposed to lose
funny how that works
@restive storm remember how i told you when i told you ill switch my openings?


