💬〡general-off-topic

[hard gyro]

A1234567 is a good password.

[errant edge]

I did 1000 times for create password but is was failed

[old thistle]

Then contact [e-mail]

[hard gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[errant edge]

I put my id, birthday, my brother birthday

[digital crest]

.

[hard gyro]

Mhm.

[errant edge]

Holy Sheesh you wake upped

[hard gyro]

Umm, huh.

[digital crest]

huh

[hard gyro]

...what?

[digital crest]

wdym

[mint yew]

Bye chat

[hard gyro]

Bye Country Ball.

[errant edge]

Bro

[digital crest]

??????????

[hard gyro]

W h a t ?

[digital crest]

why'd u delete your message

[hard gyro]

Are you drunk?

[errant edge]

I not deleted

[digital crest]

fr

[errant edge]

Moderator deleted

[digital crest]

💀

[errant edge]

Your last message is a 11 april bro

[digital crest]

oh ;-;

[hard gyro]

Ah.

[digital crest]

how do i change my rating role for my profile

i dropped below 500

[errant edge]

Idk

[hard gyro]

It updates automatically I think.

Try /profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gapplin

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 965 (974 peak)
Blitz: 889 (859 peak)
Bullet: 963 (987 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MrZero (mr_0000000)

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Name: MrZero (mr_0000000)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

[strange island]

Accidentally played 7 moves of theory

[hard gyro]

Lies, deception.

[digital crest]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oops i deleted my old account

[errant edge]

Oh i forgot play 💀

[hard gyro]

How do y'all just accidentally play 7 moves of theory?

[digital crest]

err, i have to contact mods for help now omg

[errant edge]

Troll in chess is ban?

[hard gyro]

Amazing.

[digital crest]

cuz im using a new account ;-;

[strange island]

In 900 elo bullet no less

[errant edge]

I lose 2100 elo in bullet lol

[hard gyro]

[errant edge]

From this

[digital crest]

lmao

[hard gyro]

Wait, is your account banned?

[digital crest]

idk which mod to contact

[errant edge]

Chess.com staff helped me

[strange island]

Idk moves just made sense. Glad grandmasters agree I’m a brilliant mind, they’re starting to catch up to my ways. 😏

[errant edge]

I got banned 2 day ago maybe

[strange island]

what did u do

[hard gyro]

Like permanently banned?

[errant edge]

No

[digital phoenix]

been playing for 8 years exactly when idk

[hard gyro]

Ah.

[strange island]

cheater!

[errant edge]

I got banned for Account transfer instructions

[errant edge]

💀

[timid stratus]

😱

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[errant edge]

I not cheated lol

[strange island]

I’ve talked so much smack in game chats I’m surprised I haven’t been banned from it

[digital phoenix]

he actually got banned for cheating

[errant edge]

No

[hard gyro]

Srsly?

[errant edge]

He sһit lying

Dont trust him

[digital phoenix]

what was ur last account name

[hard gyro]

Should we ping the mods or smth?

[digital phoenix]

he got 2nd chance acc

[errant edge]

Mr_0000000

[hard gyro]

Ah, got it.

[digital phoenix]

no the one that got banned

[errant edge]

I am 3 times got unlock in the server

[errant edge]

No lol

[digital crest]

true

[digital phoenix]

username of ur banned account?

[errant edge]

Chess.com staff deleted banned account

[timid stratus]

BRUH'

[digital phoenix]

ah

[errant edge]

The Gabriel W

[digital crest]

how do i remove some of my notification pings

[errant edge]

Idk

[digital crest]

..

[digital phoenix]

/announcements or id:browse

id:customize

[digital crest]

thanks

[digital crest]

very cool picture

[harsh turtle]

Hello

[harsh turtle]

❤️

[digital crest]

wut r u really that rating

[harsh turtle]

78

approximately

[digital crest]

err, ok

[digital phoenix]

who

[digital crest]

fortnite man

[harsh turtle]

did you just call me a fortnite man, im personally offended

[digital crest]

u have fortnite person as ur pfp

so fortnite man

[harsh turtle]

man thinks he’s cool putting an r9 pfp

[harsh turtle]

no what are u talking about

oh roberto carlos

[digital crest]

fortnite skin

[harsh turtle]

i just looked at it 😭

W

he used to be on my ultimate team

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2206 (2206 peak)
Blitz: 2417 (2485 peak)
Bullet: 2457 (2511 peak)

[latent pebble]

Washed NM

[mystic stream]

I hit 2200 rapid just for u

[restive storm]

why don't you play rapid

[mystic stream]

I am now

[latent pebble]

[mossy comet]

HOLY SHITTT

I FOUND MATE IN 2 IN ONE OF MY LAST GAMES

[restive storm]

I think you could probably get a lot more rating
I'm 2217 rapid and my blitz and bullet is still in the 2200's

[mossy comet]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/82440683961

[latent pebble]

Proud of you ❤️

[mossy comet]

sadly 4 blunders

[restive storm]

I think I got 9 blunders in my last blitz game dont worry about it

[mossy comet]

BIG mistake, resign now, you cant save it

[latent pebble]

He just started playing rapid ofc he’ll get higher

[restive storm]

you're gonna make blunders regardless of your level

It really depends on how complex the game is

[mossy comet]

so when i found the mate in 2

i sacrificed…

THE QUEENNNNN

[strong flax]

Anyone else having trouble accessing chess.com from browser?

[mystic stream]

Idk

[crude warren]

yoooooooo

[digital phoenix]

who is everyone

[grim edge]

ah yes. I remember being banned from chess academy.

[restive storm]

I can't comprehend this message

[clever lily]

Bro I lose 12 per match and gain 12 like what

The heck howeeweeeee

[digital phoenix]

new account

[clever lily]

Can I reset the account?

My account?

[tepid panther]

Have more than 3 games on your acct ☠️

[restive storm]

wow 2 digit elo I've not seen this before actually

[tepid panther]

Um actually I have 4 🤓

[restive storm]

King's Indian Defense???

[clever lily]

Bros thinking of a brilliant move rn 💀

Bro didn't get the joke 💀

[wind vector]

chad

[clever lily]

He is then he draws

[rain abyss]

Yo wtf

[clever lily]

💀 cus playing perfect chess v perfect chess = draw

[mystic stream]

I only get 20 brilliant a gam

[rain abyss]

Connect your account @grim edge

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[clever lily]

Yo

[mint yew]

E

[mystic stream]

Make it flashy

It's gotta be cool looking sacrifices or tactics

[restive storm]

I think it's good to castle

[digital phoenix]

wait how long more

oh 38 mins

im gonna queue into a rapid game when theres 5 mins left

[rain abyss]

Bruh

I think they have like multiple engines that the use to see if ur moves line up with theirs and can detect stockfish apps and stuff

[spark apex]

imagine claiming your title

[restive storm]

what's going to happen though

[spark apex]

deliberately unclaiming title so I can wear my GM profile picture

[spark apex]

just aborts your game

doesn't do anything

[rain abyss]

So basically if u use an engine ur dead ☠️

[vocal hazel]

What happens if your in a game during the restart

[digital phoenix]

i wanna just blunder a queen and stall

[rain abyss]

Wait there’s a restart?

[digital phoenix]

abort nothings gonna happen

[vocal hazel]

Ah

[rain abyss]

when is it happening?

[digital phoenix]

31 minutes ull see it on bottom of play page

[rain abyss]

oh ok 👍

[vocal hazel]

I think the restart should have the player with the better pos win if the pos is 10+ moves

[rain abyss]

Idk I don’t cheat but everyone I know who cheated got banned

[vocal hazel]

If they got ip banned then they can use proxy

[rain abyss]

Bro just don’t cheat

[digital phoenix]

why are u cheating

[rain abyss]

I literally don’t see what’s fun about cheating

[digital phoenix]

i know ur going to

[vocal hazel]

There are free ones too so there are not any punishments for cheating

[vocal hazel]

The only reason I can see cheating being for fun is to play higher rated players legit

That’s why I would cheat if I did (I don’t)

[rain abyss]

💀

[digital phoenix]

then stop asking for ways to cheat

[rain abyss]

Fr

[vocal hazel]

Cheating has no punishments :/

[digital phoenix]

it gets u out of this discord and thats all i care about

[faint hawk]

im 1 game away from breaking 1400 again im scared to play

[rain abyss]

:00

[faint hawk]

is that a threat

[digital phoenix]

just shut up and stay banned

[torpid lintel]

If they are banned for cheating then they can Gmail [e-mail]

[faint hawk]

thats even scarier

[rain abyss]

What’s ur user lmao

Oh yeah lmao

[torpid lintel]

Why not?

[digital phoenix]

bcoz hes gonna get banned

look if ur not cheating ur not gonna get banned

no matter how many people report u

[torpid lintel]

True

[digital phoenix]

dont use stockfish dumbass

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2249 (2271 peak)
Blitz: 1978 (2101 peak)
Bullet: 2246 (2316 peak)

[torpid lintel]

I guess it's not allowed in unrated too

[hallow gate]

lol

[digital phoenix]

ur not supposed to cheat in unrated

[latent pebble]

You're allowed to though.

[digital phoenix]

bcoz theyre stupid unless u have opponents approval

[latent pebble]

if your opponent is aware of course

[warped oriole]

cowards

it took 1 min to make a move

[digital phoenix]

eh then ok makes sense

[warped oriole]

while he took 1 day to think at a chessboard

[digital phoenix]

sa used stockfish to grind out 20 moves of siclian theory

[warped oriole]

cringe

[digital phoenix]

some people dont have time to make move

[latent pebble]

They got banned?

[last verge]

bro what were either of those moves

[digital phoenix]

nah he didnt

[latent pebble]

oh

[warped oriole]

i traded for a bishop and then whoops he misclicked so i decided to take another pawn

because why not?

[versed pond]

hi

[warped oriole]

mario kart 8

[versed pond]

bullet chess literally does not get better than this xd

[lament jacinth]

Chess hurts

[warped oriole]

brain issue

[lament jacinth]

No

It's cause people keep throwing pawns at me

[versed pond]

ok send link

[warped oriole]

i have dlcs installed help

[digital crest]

oooooo

[versed pond]

folding?

?

locked account chat?

[digital crest]

wat that

[versed pond]

i dont see no channel

[faint hawk]

i assume for when u locked out of account

[versed pond]

tell me the channels name

[digital crest]

i wanna spectate lol

just send it in another channel

[torpid lintel]

It's not a link of channel

Or we could see no access

[versed pond]

is it ok to send lichess links lol

[digital crest]

lol

[torpid lintel]

Maybe in dm haha

[faint hawk]

probably

[versed pond]

https://lichess.org/JsZ2AFoS

[faint hawk]

lichess or chesscom

[versed pond]

just play

[digital crest]

lol

[versed pond]

anonymously

why does bro need an alt for one game

[digital crest]

does it allow for spectators

[versed pond]

it does

[faint hawk]

u can play without an account

[digital crest]

cool,

[torpid lintel]

Okay anyone wanna play with me? :)

[versed pond]

cake join now or im leaving

[faint hawk]

yes, click the link after both players have joined

[digital crest]

thanks

[versed pond]

2040 elo? O_O

[torpid lintel]

No xD

[faint hawk]

lichess elos are heavily inflated

[versed pond]

u can click it now too but dont click on join the game

[torpid lintel]

I am 1400 haha

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mohit (mohit2040)

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Name: Mohit (mohit2040)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1434 (1691 peak)
Blitz: 1313 (1369 peak)
Bullet: 1032 (1378 peak)

[digital crest]

wow 1400 rating

[versed pond]

@grim edge

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> pun_kin1

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1468 (1639 peak)
Blitz: 1337 (1391 peak)
Bullet: 1723 (1771 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> definitearticles

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1395 (1401 peak)
Blitz: 883 (1104 peak)
Bullet: 763 (814 peak)

[digital crest]

💀

[faint hawk]

since we comparing profiles

[digital crest]

i have a suspicion someone's about to cheat

[versed pond]

stop clowning around and join

[grim edge]

why is there that one friend that is never online

[grim edge]

i have been caught

[versed pond]

its 1 min so i dont think he cn

[torpid lintel]

We are not comparing :)

[digital crest]

true

[versed pond]

@grim edge https://lichess.org/JsZ2AFoS

[faint hawk]

sharing is what I meant

[versed pond]

istg its 2 clicks

[faint hawk]

my brain died for a sec

[versed pond]

ok then someone else join

[digital crest]

🤨

[versed pond]

mohit join :)

[torpid lintel]

Okay

[faint hawk]

more specificcally the diction part

[torpid lintel]

Thanks!

[versed pond]

he folded

[grim edge]

who wants to play chess but we are forced to do double bongcloud?

[digital crest]

dang gg

[versed pond]

https://lichess.org/TWQlG3kp9UVL new link rematch

[mint yew]

Ello Chat

[digital phoenix]

i wanna play

[digital crest]

WHAT

[versed pond]

LOL

[digital phoenix]

mohit wtf

[faint hawk]

lol

[digital crest]

STALEMATE

[digital phoenix]

@versed pond send a link i wanna play

[versed pond]

https://lichess.org/1E2taRHQ3wuz

[queen canyon]

Thats 1 hand so still impressive, well done

[faint hawk]

pulling a stalemate from a lost position is a better dopamine rush than winning

[versed pond]

after this

[digital crest]

fr

[digital phoenix]

kk

[bright trench]

If I drop below 2000 will my rating role change

[digital crest]

probs

[bright trench]

Or is it based on your peak elo

[queen canyon]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

yes

[versed pond]

gg

ok who wants to play now

[digital phoenix]

me

[faint hawk]

it will change

[bright trench]

Damn

[versed pond]

https://lichess.org/mfSyUnSR

@torpid lintel ggs

[grim edge]

"did you just talk during silent reading time?"

[faint hawk]

anytime I play bullet I always lose due to a misclicked botez gambit

[torpid lintel]

gg

[warped oriole]

Cowards

[loud wagon]

anyone tried meta

thrread

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajDUMMaVDwE

[warped oriole]

1 min streak

[warped oriole]

embed fail
!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

ok

[digital phoenix]

gg lol

[versed pond]

@digital phoenix gg

[grim edge]

what is the easiest but best opening

[digital phoenix]

scandinavian

[versed pond]

white or black

[warped oriole]

ruy lopez frfr

[grim edge]

both

[versed pond]

barely an opening

[dusky marsh]

anyone wanna play chess

[grim edge]

me pleseaeesease

[faint hawk]

it depends
||cliche response||

[digital phoenix]

its the same thing over and over

[versed pond]

yeah its so plain

i hate the scandi

[digital phoenix]

u know u want easy u gotta die inside

[warped oriole]

just play the intercontinental ballistic missile

[dusky marsh]

https://play.chess.com/YmuPK

[grim edge]

🔥

[faint hawk]

I will take this out of context and cancel you lol

[warped oriole]

anyways i'm gonna play mk8d

[versed pond]

does scandi have some other meaning?

@digital phoenix okay one last https://lichess.org/kApFysB2

[faint hawk]

no

at least im not aware of it

[versed pond]

then idc screw the scandi

[proper pasture]

Za queen

[grim edge]

Brilliant game

[faint hawk]

This sounds worse out of context

[versed pond]

@digital phoenix 👉👈

[proper pasture]

Such a good sine graph

[warped oriole]

what is that face accuracy?

[grim edge]

No idea

[versed pond]

its what you get when you have zero accuracy

[warped oriole]

insane

[faint hawk]

how many brilliant moves have yall achived

[warped oriole]

probably 8 or 9

[grim edge]

0

[faint hawk]

dayum

[bright glade]

100-150

[mint yew]

20-100

[faint hawk]

the only reason I have a lot is bc I play the danish and some of its lines involve brilliant moves

[mint yew]

Mine i play diamano Gambit which has 2 brilliant moves

[warped oriole]

i've made stockfish play leela yesterday and stockfish made a draw by repetition

cringe

[faint hawk]

the danish is like the edgiest opening

[digital phoenix]

I got of computer I can’t now kek

[warped oriole]

my elo has gotten this low

[grim edge]

how do I get lots of elo

[warped oriole]

lowest possible elo in chess.com

[warped oriole]

play

[grim edge]

without playing

[bright glade]

#1040028251965358121

[faint hawk]

cheat

[grim edge]

we need more responses like this

[bright glade]

!welcome and use #💬〡improvement-talk and #1039982616159465595 @grim edge

[stable jungle]

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[torpid lintel]

Don't joke about it

[faint hawk]

fax

[faint hawk]

no fun

google en passant

[bright glade]

#1040028251965358121

[warped oriole]

get betta

[still apex]

holy hell

[faint hawk]

that was a bad joke

[torpid lintel]

In chess you can't always win but is you can improve :)

[crude linden]

e

[warped oriole]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[faint hawk]

beat magnus

[grim edge]

impossible

[proper pasture]

Or can you? B sauce intensifies

[versed pond]

bro beat cagmusmarlsen

[warped oriole]

coconut mall

[torpid lintel]

Then improve? Look here #1040028251965358121 message

[proper pasture]

Hikaru has a guide for e4 players recently released

I mean the starting opening

[faint hawk]

stockfish lol

[warped oriole]

peng bong

[faint hawk]

bongcloud is best opening

[proper pasture]

?

[nimble niche]

there are more people named magnus than just carlsen

[faint hawk]

there are more people named carlsen than just magnus

[nimble niche]

I've probably beaten some guy named magnus in the past

[torpid lintel]

Nice! But now I started playing d4 or d5 haha

[grim edge]

isn't magnus the guy who plays checkers

[warped oriole]

d5??

[nimble niche]

yes

[warped oriole]

bro you play d5 in the opening as white??

[torpid lintel]

Yes

[warped oriole]

dam

[torpid lintel]

d5 as black

[warped oriole]

oh

[restive storm]

ultra torpedo chess be like

[proper pasture]

I don't play any general openings for start because I didn't love their strategy. I just need to learn the chess logic which I am trying to understand

[bright glade]

#1040028251965358121

[proper pasture]

I still don't know what strength and weakness exactly mean in chess

[bright glade]

Read the openings section

[torpid lintel]

i played d4 or d5 in these games haha

[warped oriole]

Kentucky Fried Chicken

[torpid lintel]

@restive storm

[faint hawk]

how do yall respond to the Sicilian

[restive storm]

lol

[warped oriole]

Nf3

[faint hawk]

I play 2. Nf3

[grim edge]

with stockfish

[faint hawk]

and wing it from there

[restive storm]

open sicilian
extremely theory heavy but I'm in the process of learning

[bright glade]

c3

[proper pasture]

I think I should probably buy the diamond

[warped oriole]

the what

[faint hawk]

whats that

[grim edge]

not worth

[still apex]

i resign on the spot

[restive storm]

2. Nf3 and 3. d4

[bright glade]

Alapin Sicilian

[faint hawk]

ive heard it before but never studied it

[proper pasture]

Doesn't it tell you the next best move in analysis?

[grim edge]

never knew

[torpid lintel]

It's free

[bright glade]

Stockfish can tell you that as well, you just need to understand it by looking at engine moves

[faint hawk]

what does black usually play in between

[river pecan]

Is there anyway to change the Random Online game times? They are at 30 minutes atm and sometimes that's way too long. Been waiting for 1 move for over 5 minutes.

[restive storm]

black has 99999 ways to continue

[proper pasture]

But I need to try different moves so many times

[faint hawk]

whats most comomn

[bright glade]

Before starting the game click on the time control

[river pecan]

@bright glade I use the app. I never see anything with time controls. I must be missing it

[restive storm]

you're probably gonna see 2... d6, 2... e6 or 2... Nc6 the most but after you play 3. d4 they take with cxd4

[bright glade]

So you want to be lazy and start paying instead?
And no, you can just look at the top line if you want

[faint hawk]

ok ima just grind it on stockfish

[bright glade]

Click on the 30 minute before you press play

[restive storm]

it's harder than it seems good luck lol

[torpid lintel]

click here

[faint hawk]

how many variations are there

[torpid lintel]

@river pecan

[faint hawk]

like an estimate

[restive storm]

more than 30

[proper pasture]

Nah bruh in that case people shouldn't buy high end things

[river pecan]

Thanks a ton. Gonna try after this match. Still waiting for a move...

[foggy anchor]

1E+100

[restive storm]

around 30 significant variations

[loud wagon]

i beat only up in 34 min

[faint hawk]

ill play the smith morra then

[bright glade]

Not related at all
Being able to analyse by yourself is a skill needed for improvement

[faint hawk]

similar to danish anyway
at least I assume so

[restive storm]

that's probably more practical at around the level you're at

[bright glade]

Being able to wait for a thing to happen on a weak laptop compared to a higher end one is just patience

[faint hawk]

how good is the smith morra in your opinion

[proper pasture]

I am just using the tools at my disposal to best and money is one of my tools🤓🗿💀

[bright glade]

If you want to waste your money go ahead

Game review isn't essential for improvement, self analysis, group analysis is far more important

[latent pebble]

2.c3

[restive storm]

it's dangerous for black I think it's good

[proper pasture]

I am not paying my opponent to resign🤓💀

[latent pebble]

Anti-sicilian hella effective

[dusky marsh]

@grim edge gg

[loud wagon]

@bright glade didnt you cheat on chess.com

[proper pasture]

The bowler attack?

[grim edge]

gg

[faint hawk]

also reguarding the danish I still dont have a proper response to the chigorin defense

[latent pebble]

yuh like twice

[bright glade]

I've done that, why do you ask?

[proper pasture]

Smith Mora gambit?

[latent pebble]

That is another anti-sicilian yes.

[loud wagon]

cuz i have messaged you earlier

[grim edge]

i am surprised that i got a draw, your elo is super high

[proper pasture]

Idk I get frustrated when my opponent does that because the game switches to way too defensive 💀

[latent pebble]

Are you talking about c3?

[proper pasture]

Bishop and knight attack

[uncut anchor]

Wohoo

[tall falcon]

Yoyoyo can anyone help

[dusky marsh]

super high bro im only 700 💀

[tall falcon]

Once upon a time, a man went for a walk through a busy. On this walk, he saw several things. First, he saw a man from Sicily, who was selling newspapers. Then, he saw a Polish gentleman who was sipping coffee. After that, he saw a bird flying overhead. Finally, he met an Englishman, who he played a game of chess against. (Answer is all lowercase, with no spaces)
Format: xxxxxxxx Hint: After their game, the man and the Englishman had a long conversation about their favorite chess openings.
This puzzle is NOT easy, and requires some chess knowledge (or having watched the Queen’s Gambit) and still might require some googling, which you can (and should) use

[grim edge]

and i am 300

[uncut anchor]

Take the horse!

[grim edge]

only people who say horse instead of knight are nice people

[tall falcon]

I say L

[dusky marsh]

yeah but dont you have real life experience thinking of a draw at that low elo is really impressive if not

[proper pasture]

Unfortunately I have played otb chess long ago and I don't now read the chess board like that I visualize the squares and pieces rather than number so it gets hard to think when someone says a position

[grim edge]

the horse is the best piece

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/hhhhomeboyyyy-gianluca-me-reading-wtf-gif-21273156

[proper pasture]

Bruh

[tall falcon]

do you know ? 🙂

[grim edge]

anyone 1000+ wanna play?

[grim edge]

then tell me the best piece

[latent pebble]

the queen

[proper pasture]

The queen I have all queens rather than all horses

[grim edge]

without the king, you cant win

[uncut anchor]

black wins

[proper pasture]

Wait it sounded wrong

[uncut anchor]

Ahahhaha

[grim edge]

the horse can jump

[tall falcon]

trump vs biden and his bodyguards

[proper pasture]

The queen can just brute force like no brainer if I have all of them

[wide merlin]

Finally the magic square

[grim edge]

simp

[proper pasture]

Bruh why will I simp a chess piece

[dusky marsh]

who gon solve

[latent pebble]

I don't care

[wide merlin]

Whose move

[dusky marsh]

white

[wide merlin]

What did black move

[harsh turtle]

died standing 💀

[rugged mason]

Oh my God, they fn’ killed Zelenskyy.

[harsh turtle]

Yes

[dusky marsh]

wait i sent the wrong time my bad

this one

[wide merlin]

Bruh Ke3 forced

[wide merlin]

No solve it forced mate

[dusky marsh]

isnt there Qxe5

[wide merlin]

F u u are in check

[dusky marsh]

wait

this one this ma bad ma bad

https://tenor.com/view/my-bad-oh-okay-alright-fine-hand-up-gif-18129776

wait no

wtf

[wide merlin]

Nvm

I don’t think white is winning

[dusky marsh]

now my ass can play Qxe5

[wide merlin]

Wtf

[dusky marsh]

!:!2??:?:?:?/

no way its still forced

[wide merlin]

U are in Check

[teal dragon]

Thats our game

[dusky marsh]

yeah you said there was Qxe5

still cant find where

[teal dragon]

Q takes the e5 pawn in the centre with check

[wide merlin]

Huhhhhh

White in check

[teal dragon]

Oh yh

[wide merlin]

Qxe5 Qxd1

[crude linden]

my first brilliant move was ironically a rook sacrifice

[dusky marsh]

oh yeahhhhhh

[honest sable]

mine was a queen sacrfice

i was so happy lmao

[crude linden]

yeah

those are nice

[honest sable]

btw what did you get after u did a brilliant

like did u get a forced checkmate? a rook ? anything?

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-pizza-gif-24338024

[grim edge]

new taylor swift shi out. thoughts?

[dusky marsh]

no

[uncut anchor]

Wohooo

[latent pebble]

yes

[queen canyon]

🐒

[still apex]

cool

[upbeat viper]

Oui oui Paris

Le baguette

Le croissant

[grim edge]

What rating is considered beginner, intermediate, and advanced?

[still apex]

funniest french person

[crude linden]

how do i not play the botez gambit in every single game that i play someone please help me because i resign ebverytime it happens

[undone dove]

700-1199, 1200-1599, 1600-2199

[still apex]

maybe chess aint the game

[slim moss]

Hi guys

[queen canyon]

Maybe quit chess

[slim moss]

What is the topic of today

[queen canyon]

Chess basically

[slim moss]

Duh

[queen canyon]

Not necessarily, we talk about other stuff here as well

[dark cloak]

e4 or d4

[queen canyon]

a4

[slim moss]

Nh6

[hallow grove]

f3

[vital bobcat]

c4

[wide merlin]

G4

[grim edge]

how can i send screenshots

[queen canyon]

Trusted role

[sturdy swan]

Nice

[vital bobcat]

how get trusted role

[sturdy swan]

Also wth

[queen canyon]

Connect your account 1st

[hallow grove]

🤔

[queen canyon]

!welcome @vital bobcat

[stable jungle]

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[queen canyon]

!trusted @vital bobcat

[stable jungle]

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[wide merlin]

Def didn’t use stockfish

[dark cloak]

That's cheating

[proper pasture]

I thought your pfp was someone different until I realised it's Ayanami

[vital bobcat]

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater

[latent pebble]

e4

[hallow grove]

c5

[latent pebble]

c3

[hallow grove]

g6

[latent pebble]

d4

[hallow grove]

cxd4

[latent pebble]

cxd4

[hallow grove]

d5

[latent pebble]

exd5

[hallow grove]

Qxd5

[latent pebble]

Nf3

[novel moat]

exd5

[latent pebble]

Did I already lose track of the board

[hallow grove]

no ur good

[latent pebble]

oh

[hallow grove]

i think hes saying e5 is the better move there

[latent pebble]

oh

[hearty mural]

that sounds like a chatgpt move

[latent pebble]

e5 is so mid in that position

[novel moat]

Yeah

No its not

[latent pebble]

literally so mid

[wide merlin]

Huh

[hearty mural]

"I liked exd5 so much I think I'll play it a second time"

[novel moat]

e5 was far better

[vital bobcat]

I prefer exd5

[latent pebble]

wah wah

[sturdy swan]

Yup

[queen canyon]

you are allowed to cheat against bots

[latent pebble]

in the alapin exd5 is thematic so I thought it would be the same but g6 is different

[wide merlin]

Lol

[wide merlin]

Lol is that u?

[wide merlin]

Btw i didn’t cheat

[queen canyon]

why cant people just connect when you ! welcome them

not that hard

[sturdy swan]

I might be paranoid, but not android

[novel moat]

exd5 opens up the scope for the bishop on g7

[wide merlin]

Only if u don’t know how to play

[novel moat]

Why do that?

[queen canyon]

totally makes a lot of sense

[latent pebble]

g6 is lame anyways

Qxd5 was silly anyways

[warped oriole]

no draws

[sturdy swan]

Bro has a NASA computer 💀💀

[latent pebble]

what program

[warped oriole]

arena chess

[latent pebble]

lame ah

[sturdy swan]

I use Lucas chess

[latent pebble]

use nibbler or chessbase

is arenachess free or something

[sturdy swan]

It's fun to see engines fight each other

[warped oriole]

arena chess is free

[wide merlin]

Chessbase is good

[warped oriole]

it's paid

[wide merlin]

But it really good

[warped oriole]

arena chess is my choice

[queen canyon]

only fun when someone explains it

[gusty iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079183197599969370/1126756207575715891/3aa3c0f3c2ef3ab3.gif

[wide merlin]

Okkkkk

[queen canyon]

bro does pushups on bed

[wide merlin]

……

[gusty iris]

from north korea my friend

[wide merlin]

Wdym from North Korea

[gusty iris]

hi chat

[wide merlin]

How do U use discord there

[gusty iris]

bro i am not in north korea

[teal dragon]

Easy win vs 1600🤭🤭🤭

[warped oriole]

you can't

current position

[grim edge]

um

[warped oriole]

bro

great move

bro flexed his great move

[grim edge]

how is it even great

[warped oriole]

simple

chess.com being chess.com

[grim edge]

like Qe1 is the obvious move.

[tidal helm]

fr

[grim edge]

Chess.com confuses me

[tidal helm]

the only real brilliant was when i sacces the rook

[proper pasture]

Show do you rush on king side guys?

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[humble cliff]

@jovial topaz haha embed fail

[jovial topaz]

nuh uh

[jovial topaz]

cringe using better discord

[warped oriole]

frfr

[humble cliff]

its better

[warped oriole]

i use better discord just for themes

[humble cliff]

lol

its not even betterdiscord that i use

is a different one

[humble cliff]

he plays wayward queen

[nimble niche]

doofus in paris

[jovial topaz]

i think that @humble cliff is cringe

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[uncut anchor]

Wohoo

[proper pasture]

It's not even an insult it just shows the iq of the person.

[warped oriole]

current position

[humble cliff]

Kc5

[warped oriole]

draw

[humble cliff]

how the hell did you do that

[warped oriole]

arena chess

[humble cliff]

damn

[warped oriole]

demo mode

Noice

[teal dragon]

Does it have stockfish 16

[warped oriole]

you have to manually install it

[teal dragon]

Ew

[hallow gate]

hi alice

[teal dragon]

Hi person

[violet idol]

are servers down rn?

[queen canyon]

i just got an anime spoiled

[violet idol]

Nvm

[sinful sedge]

The weirdest brilliant i got

[dusky marsh]

which one

[warped oriole]

a perfect game of chess always end in a draw

[digital phoenix]

do not disturb is no molestar

it sounds so wrong

[queen canyon]

re:zero, but nvm its a joke, thank god

[queen canyon]

lmao wtf is no molestar

[spring helm]

Bro my opponents keep disconnecting I just had like 3 free wins in a row

[digital phoenix]

do not disturb

[hallow gate]

no molesting

[dusky marsh]

which episode are you in

[hallow gate]

draw accuracies are always high

[queen canyon]

finished the anime, i got spoiled from the wn as a joke (its not a real spoiler)

[digital phoenix]

who dat

[warped oriole]

stockfish - stockfish

[dusky marsh]

oh k

i quit the anime after season 3 the anime was weird ash

[queen canyon]

wdym lol theres no season 3 yet

[dusky marsh]

wym

[dusky marsh]

didnt it had like parts

i was at the attorney part

[queen canyon]

theres only season 1 and 2 for now, also its a 10/10 anime its definitely not weird

[queen canyon]

what attorney?

bro what anime are you talking about

[dusky marsh]

re zero bro

[primal lagoon]

lichess in cc server 💀 \

[queen canyon]

bro you are confused af

[warped oriole]

it's just analysis

[dusky marsh]

bro i dont even remember but i think subaru was like guilty of something

[queen canyon]

theres no season 3 and idk what attorney part are you talking about

[latent pebble]

Wtf is this supposed to do

[queen canyon]

yeah you dont remember anything, rewatch

[latent pebble]

lame ah move

[digital phoenix]

defend pawn

[teal dragon]

Fax

[warped oriole]

fax

huh

[lament jacinth]

Skull

[teal dragon]

What retries are there to make

[warped oriole]

da stocky fishy

[gusty iris]

zesty

[latent pebble]

Mf Qc2 does the same

[digital phoenix]

the knight needs to unwind

[teal dragon]

If Qc2, Bxf3 is possible

[digital phoenix]

also the knight is useless if u leave it there

[teal dragon]

Idk but being a human thats quite annoying having your king pryed open

[dusky marsh]

yeah

[lament jacinth]

I need friends

😔

[latent pebble]

so?

[queen canyon]

Well go get some

[teal dragon]

Figure it out ur higher rated

[latent pebble]

13.Bxf3 is literally losing

[latent pebble]

Nxf3

[teal dragon]

U right

[latent pebble]

I win a pawn or two

dumb ah engine

[sharp galleon]

this is what Hans Niemann played against Magnus

[warped oriole]

frfr

[sharp galleon]

and he won as black

[latent pebble]

What does Nf4 do

[warped oriole]

the game is a draw

[latent pebble]

like engine dumb ah

[warped oriole]

NOOB

[digital phoenix]

i would like to point out that ur 1700

[warped oriole]

frfr

[latent pebble]

shut up

I would like to point out that you're ass at fifa

[warped oriole]

this is a server about chess

[latent pebble]

Tell me why I'm losing

[warped oriole]

cuz you suck

[dusky marsh]

you ate something bad

[latent pebble]

Nf1 is better than taking tf

[sharp smelt]

haha im back

[teal dragon]

Centralise knight and open up bishop ig

[latent pebble]

I flagged him and won the game ended in like +3 eval

[warped oriole]

ok then you both suck

[latent pebble]

Qc2 Nf4 I mean

[sharp galleon]

you can literally not defend yourself lol

[latent pebble]

Ong we do

[sharp galleon]

it is a slow death

[warped oriole]

Pawn

[sharp smelt]

im am <500

[oak cliff]

guys me hab question

[teal dragon]

Yo

[sharp galleon]

[latent pebble]

Kf1

[oak cliff]

if I game review a game that is already reviewed,will mine get used or not?

[warped oriole]

yes

[outer kernel]

hi guys

[oak cliff]

nooooo

[sharp galleon]

black can win in a lost of ways then

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-24688521

[teal dragon]

Qh4 looks like game over

[teal dragon]

🗣️🗣️🔥

[sharp galleon]

yoo

[latent pebble]

Are u telling me mfs gon find all of this?

[teal dragon]

No

[warped oriole]

it does

[oak cliff]

I don't want to game review a game that someone else has already

[sharp smelt]

no it doesnt

[warped oriole]

pretty sure it does for me

[sharp smelt]

just check like hikarus games

[sharp galleon]

I am still pretty sure there are a lot of ways to win than only this

[bright glade]

you can just check and do it tbh

[teal dragon]

If you are worried then use ur game review on something else and then check it out

[oak cliff]

at the cost of my daily review? no

[sharp galleon]

plus if you use SF that means white is also playing perfect defense

[queen canyon]

it doesnt spend yours after its reviewed

[old thistle]

People ask for game reviews here all the time

[sharp smelt]

review something that you want to and then review a one that has already been reviewd

[fallen storm]

how do you even play chess after you mouse slip 3 times in a row

[keen bough]

Use ur phone

[sharp galleon]

you cry

[latent pebble]

So what changes here? I don't get it

[queen canyon]

you delete your account

[oak cliff]

yeah ik but the problem is I don't have a game that I want to review yet

[bright glade]

that will work

[sharp galleon]

it is a discover attack on the queen

[fallen storm]

yeah I was close, I resigned and turned off my PC

[latent pebble]

I know but after Qh4 I take

[quartz maple]

i read that as "haha im black"

[queen canyon]

best option

[sharp galleon]

and you get one more tempo

[sharp smelt]

wow ur so smart can you coach me im <500

[sharp galleon]

I am pretty much the worst coach ever

[teal dragon]

First Bd1+

[bright glade]

@oak cliff you can ping me if your test uses up your game review, i'll review like 20 games if you want
but i want you to game review a game someone else reviewed, and try to review your own

[sharp smelt]

i know youre bad

[warped oriole]

i sacrificed the rook 😁

[broken portal]

Ur a good coach

[latent pebble]

How is Ke2 walk losing tho

[teal dragon]

Bc u lost the queen

[latent pebble]

Why u ban evading

[sharp galleon]

just use engine to analyze

[oak cliff]

ok

[sharp galleon]

nah m8

[latent pebble]

Dawg I literally did those lines literally make no sense

[lament jacinth]

chess hurts so much bruh

[sharp galleon]

then it is a you problem lmao

[teal dragon]

Bro thinks the engine lies

[quartz maple]

@spiral ridge

[sharp smelt]

why are you like this

[latent pebble]

It does

[latent pebble]

my fault og

[oak cliff]

it used mine up

[latent pebble]

I am better than the engine

[oak cliff]

[bright glade]

send your profile and tell me what you want done

[quartz maple]

than the 1 depth engine

🔥

[oak cliff]

I don't need any game reviewes yet, but I'll dm if I do later.

[sharp smelt]

can i have weekly winner achievement @mods

[latent pebble]

rizz?

[broken portal]

Ye m8

[bright glade]

+m8

[dusky marsh]

black turn

[bright glade]

Kxg1

[sharp galleon]

sigh

[sharp smelt]

r u a girl

[sharp galleon]

what do you think

[sharp smelt]

haha tilt is back

[latent pebble]

Squid a cheater and has no rizz 🔥

[keen parrot]

stop trying to get a discord gf smh

[graceful sedge]

L rizz

[keen parrot]

never left

[dusky marsh]

unspokeable rizz

[quartz maple]

lmao ur notifcations

193

pov: beta tester

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-dance-dancer-walk-flex-gif-24286075

[mystic owl]

anyone here watched bleach?

[keen parrot]

tf beta tester doesnt give you notifs

[dusky marsh]

only watched 5 episodes doss that count

[sharp smelt]

bro all the <500 channel does it /profile

[oak cliff]

vimun should I learn fantasy

[quartz maple]

it does

[sharp smelt]

it does from forum posts

[quartz maple]

for notes and posts

[keen parrot]

well yeah but i just turn them off

[bright glade]

ez

[mystic owl]

not the expertise i was looking for. as im wondering when to watch bleach a thousand year blood war. i just started watching it. on episode 8 right now as i can have it on whilst working

[quartz maple]

how do you turn them off

💀

[keen parrot]

somewhere in settings i believe

[dusky marsh]

oh i dont know that

[bright glade]

literally there lmao, it'll tell you everything you need to know

you need to go to club settingfs to disable club notifs

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gangster-monkey-monk-monke-shaptic-gif-21239890

[quartz maple]

aight thanks

[latent pebble]

the engine is for nerds

[dusky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-gif-24439345

[latent pebble]

[sharp smelt]

theres a server called nerds

dead chat

[oblique bronze]

just lost a 100 elo in blitz, should i keep going or chill a bit?

[sharp smelt]

chill

[quartz maple]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[still apex]

lmao

[sharp smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[rotund spade]

hello

[gusty iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079183197599969370/1126756207575715891/3aa3c0f3c2ef3ab3.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044165354991136868/1126768742756528169/E0BDEF83-0BC3-436C-AD82-7369A9B81173.mov

[sharp smelt]

ok

[sturdy swan]

Just got 2200 rapid, i think i will stop it here

[golden badge]

Thanks

[tidal helm]

yo bast have u reached paris?

[still apex]

are you on lsd and rioting?

[golden badge]

How is the situation there

[mossy vector]

Oh my god

[brisk ingot]

Chess be boomin

[flat raptor]

hi

[grim edge]

how many alcoholic beverages have you had?

[boreal cosmos]

[still apex]

the voices won

[sturdy swan]

Now that i have disappeared

[pulsar herald]

its me

[brisk ingot]

Coach!

[sleek oriole]

Bastoura thinks this is some random messenger groupchat

[sturdy swan]

I have my sight

[still apex]

😭

he thinks this chat is his diary

[sharp smelt]

2200?

[brisk ingot]

Bruhh 😂😂

[sturdy swan]

Beautiful black you are unveiled

[gusty iris]

cute thing

[sleek oriole]

adorable

[sturdy swan]

Yup i will just quit chess now and probably this disc server

[sharp smelt]

whats ur acc

[still apex]

me when its cold

[oak cliff]

why delete

[grim edge]

Lmao

[mossy vector]

😋 🤣 🤣 🤣

[oak cliff]

what no

[brisk ingot]

😭

[oak cliff]

"1300-2200"

[still apex]

quit discord all together its the best

[alpine haven]

How can someone send voice messages here

[grim edge]

im a 2900 because im the goat

[sturdy swan]

Is not like chess is going to give me money ya know