#💬〡general-off-topic
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you will learn this in year 1 semester 2 of idiot school
ur 400 u should know stuff
Don't know how is that even possible.
I wish i had like a cool role that said smt like idk "Dinosaur"
Me neither 🤯
can I send anyone my game and get some help pleasee ?
não, eu sou apenas um cara fazendo isso para rir, claro estúpido
How do you get a custom role
98
dinosaur.
be good
What’s your rating
Ches
That is how you probably learnt it, huh.
uh different colour #reaction-roles otherwise u dont get anything
Darn
we have special roles tho :3
634
i freaking love dinosaurs, i have a whole collection of them
i dont think mine is physically possible for people who just joined
Fr
Rapid?
o que você está dizendo
and urs also isnt possible
they just have to believe
Bruh all these rapid mains smh
Is this even possible.
mine isn’t possible tho ur right
Where my blitz gang at
no
Ay! I am a rapid main.
NOT POSSIBLE. THEY ARE CHEATING!!!!
blitz on top 
It's pretty common in 500- elo
SMH shame on u lmao
DUBS
Yay
Scholars mate
He is 390
Couldn't care less.
ok 2600 elo when
Hm
Wait what
LMAO
97
i will shove my 3050 win in ur face rn
Bruh
Rapid supremacy is real
Do it, you won't.
am I alright to send you the game and get some quick advice ?
Im writing down notes
I like blitz a lot more look at my rating difference here:
What-
which one of these numbers do you like
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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1899 (1903 peak)
Blitz: 2324 (2332 peak)
My blitz is higher than my rapid
69 or 96
Valid
500 rating diff 💀
no because analysis goes up to when they resigned I want to see if I had mating opportunity
NAH WHAT
Gm welcome
Engine moment
Wtf is that title 💀😭
The opening tho
I hate this feature
i didnt even know that was physically possible
it is inaccurate as heck
ive only gotten 2 3ks in draw
WAIT, I DIDN'T NOTICE THE TITLE
can we say swear words
wow
Its because of my previous req
What am I looking at, dawg-
I never even managed to crack a thousand rating in alalysis
LMAO
Teach me sensei
there are ways tho
Why the bot speakin like that
companies can exploit by far anything
Chatgpt finally snapped
That’s why I don’t cheat u just become worse than you were before
Chatgpt had enough
I mean using an engine after the game and in game review is fine
Rip
Sed
bro
so what I got for the cheating?
Ban
Absolutely nothing but a shame?
yes
Yes. Isn't that enough?
yep
How ba a a a ad can I be
💀
I'll just go back to regular chess noob before I knew about cheating
You aren't too bad.
We get it, no need to be super remorseful about it now, you learnt your lesson
By the way who’s the strongest player in the server and what’s they’re rating
he was "laughing" at cheater earlier too
Some IM, I think.
Albert
elliot IM
GAW DAYUM
He has the potential to cheat legally
who is relatively alive
theres also bortnyk and an IM staff but ive literally never seen them speak
No gms in the server?
why do i have uniform win and lose streaks
So true
mental issue
by being this guy https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/74155873633?tab=review
































































1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. [Qxf7#]
Win a bunch then lose it all again
Do you want to be inconsistent
Sheesh
I get a really good winsteak and then a really bad tilt, its annoying as shit
Then quit playing for the day after your first loss.
And he fell for the trap in a 10 minute gaim?
bro
thats a cheater playing without an engine
lol
I used to be 800 then I became 500 and now I'm 700 (rapid)
Just noticed the ban sign\
Bro this is brutal 🤣
3 ways to block the check
put a piece in front of the king
capture the attacking piece
move your king
OR 4, COUNTER CHECKMATE
Ik it's a rat but still
I used to watch remote chess academy when I actually watched chess on YouTube
Wow.
and also hands knee man best chess player because all body parts
gotham
Niemann 🐟 🐟
holy shit i found another one
Is your middle-game like 99 accuracy?
shows 97.2
100 probably
Lol
Definitely not 100
Hm
That would mean an engine was used.
senor 1v1 me
I played rapid on chess.com for the first time in a long time and my opponent aborted 
I don't want to be demolished, thanks.
i need to gain my confidence back im tilted as shit
So am I.
yeah u titled
BM - Blunder Master
I am very tilted after losing to a rook sacrifice.
i lost like 5 games in a row after winning like 7 in a row
Does anyone else use the “watch” button on chess.com? Like to spectate high level games or tournaments? Ive never heard anyone suggesting ppl to do that and it seems kinda useful
I used it today to spectate NK's horrible gameplay.
i need to 1v1 him some day
some indian noob
Active member here
A 1400 guy in the server who was defeated by a 500.
i lost to a 300 once and im 100% convinced he was cheating
So not this one with the white pieces? Cuz i watched him get absolutely trashed
I already blundered on move 5, I quit
Dont, learn from it.
He's definitely not 3000+
Was it a misclick?
I fcked up move order
Did you play Wayward?
This is blitz on chess.com, it could be 3000+ but otb its deff not
no
What did you do then?
Now u know how NOT to fk up the move order :)
not playing wayward are u insane
I made a similar move order blunder earlier today
I'm playing black
oh
You wont make it again lol
What is he is playing as black
what is it
11 months
8 years
swastika
I just opened the gif and now I want to bleach my eyes.
Nice but id beat you lets play a game
Guy joined here to post this as first message smh
not only are u worse but u play d4
ill dm u link
Yes and i know 0 opening theory lets do it
Wow.
lmao
This is the second worst crime that chess player can commit
Hi guys
Hi
How is it going with the Chess Thing?
Terrible 
i got a new peak
:))))

And hi lasagna
If you know how I reached it
After not taking en passant?
very bad
true
En passant is forced
As much as I like it, there are several times I didn't en passant.
boooooooo
Woa
Hi
Opponent saced a piece but only two moves win for black
Wow, uh-
Lmao what 😭😭😭
Kxg8#
I have analysed the position.
Best move: ||Re8||
Evaluation: ||-4.8||
I played Bb7 which loses on the spot
King takes own pawn?
Correct Mr. Stockfish
Damn.
King takes itself.
my opponent just hung a bishop and mate wtf. I think chess.com is giving me free wins to make me feel better
g6 also wins but everyone else is just better for white
Tru mb
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Hi
Did you find that move?
he didn't

He completely crushed me in 17 moves
It's great
Sure, cherish it
Ah that's sad
No 300s get those easily
bro shut up lmao
Show the move
Did you found the right followup to the move
Killjoy
Yes
or is it accidential
Scipio look hes verbally abusing me!1,1,
😭😭
Man allowed checkmate to have a detour with Bb7
i am 
i got my first brilliant when i was 420 elo but it was at a bot
ip ban
Plant some Uranium 179 inside of him.
Scipio 😈
I "found" one 3 days ago
inside of him?

sadly it is from my banned alt
Guys idk how to play chess
Inside of him

@old thistle ur biggest fan
just do en passant
its opposite day today?
Do it.
"Mods nuke his house"
Cringe.
yo what
Cringe.
Did you just cuss?!!!
Of course 💜
What the hell.
No more ussy

yo
11st?
i do not follow this rule
Guys can I break my peak this week?
Cringe cats.
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1822 (1841 peak)
Blitz: 1593 (1605 peak)
Bullet: 1320 (1320 peak)
English
Uhhh, Scip?
i dont know and i dont care

<@&745328830649991179>
thats illegal
oh wait why am i pinging mods
uhm scipio he made a 911 joke ban him NOW!!! 
L snitch
I couldn't care less.
oh my god I am such a tunnel vision
Bro thinks hes nick eh 30
About you calling me a nerd or a snitch.
both
how can I stop getting mated with a battery of queen and bishop or rook?
Yeah, I couldn't care less.
k
1v1
if you legally reach this position I will put a pawn up my butt
i alrdy did it
you cant beat me 
ill dm link
broo
no ill send challenge
eesh
I know, dealt with it 
link no work
kk send to lasanga
https://www.chess.com/game/live/82380152227
Let's go I won
































































1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 g6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Bg7 6. e5 Ng8 7. Bf4 Nc6 8. Nxc6 bxc6 9. Bc4 Qb6 10. Bb3 Ba6 11. Qf3 Nh6 12. Bxh6 Bxh6 13. Qxf7+ Kd8 14. Qf3 Qd4 15. Rd1 Qxe5+ 16. Qe4 Qc5 17. Qd4 Qxd4 18. Rxd4 Bg7 19. Rd2 Bh6 20. Rd4 Bg7 21. Ra4 Bxc3+ 22. bxc3 Bb5 23. Rd4 e5 24. Rd2 a5 25. Be6 d5 26. f3 Ke7 27. Bh3 Rhf8 28. Kf2 Rae8 29. Re1 Kd6 30. g3 e4 31. Bg2 exf3 32. Rxe8 Rxe8 33. Bxf3 Bc4 34. a4 Kc5 35. Rd4 h6 36. h4 Rb8 37. Rf4 Rb2 38. Bd1 Rb1 39. Ke1 Ra1 40. Rf6 g5 41. hxg5 hxg5 42. Rg6 Rxa4 43. Rxg5 Ra1 44. Kd2 a4 45. Rg8 a3 46. g4 a2 47. Ra8 Kb6 48. g5 Ba6 49. Be2 Rd1+ 50. Kxd1 a1=Q+ 51. Kd2 Qg1 52. Rxa6+ Kb7 53. Ra4 Qxg5+ 54. Kd3 Qf5+ 55. Kd2 Kb6 56. Rd4 Kc5 57. Rd3 Qe4 58. Re3 Qa4 59. Rd3 Qa8 60. Rd4 Qh8 61. Rd3 Kd6 62. Re3 c5 63. Rd3 Kc6 64. Re3 d4 65. Rf3 dxc3+ 66. Rxc3 Qd4+ 67. Rd3 Qb4+ 68. Rc3 Qd4+ 69. Rd3 Qf4+ 70. Kc3 [Qb4#]

lasanga ur sussy, are u cheating?
Both of us missed forced mate 
2 96 acc games close to each other shesh
Hey thats me!
just wondering, can my opponent see the arrows / highlighted squares i draw while playing, and are these stored anywhere after playing?
what do u consider sussy
when i use the nerd emoji like that im making fun of ppl snitching - there are some things unacceptable but this is not really one of them
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ur avg accuracy
oh yeah im playing 500 rateds idk what u expect
This foppery is disrurbing my peace
3.141593
22/7
3.1415926535897
Complaining about someone pinging mods for a good reason is always stupid
Accept friend request
i did
Are you sandbagging 💀
No, only you can see it
play
ok thanks
yeah when its a good reason
join pls https://play.chess.com/Gtw3e
nooo
proof?

How do you check your average accuracy. Mine always shows the -
this can't even get 4 digits right (3.14285714286)
It's good enough.
it is because your accuracy is negative because you make too many blunders bozo
3.142 is all u need to know
All children must click
true
!welcome
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u dont need to know 1 bajillion digits
You haven't analysed enough games, maybe.
Imagine telling someone something but ur not even connected yet
bajillion is such a goofy word
how do I send link?
i know
Would make sense
use updawg
thats not pi either
what is updawg
nothing much wbu
Bruh
I AM BANNING YOU FROM CHESS
😔
Incho how many victims have u claimed
it's not

many
3.142 is all you need to know.
3.14159
3.1415926535897
few days ago i was thinking that 0elo chess games are no that bad.
But it was before i discover the song : Baka Mitai
3.141528 != 3.141593
Hey Zax
its 3.141592654
yeah
LMAOOOO HE HUNG THE QUEEN

u stupid
3.142.
That's all that matters for pi.
LOL
u blundered a pawn
As an engineer I just be calling it 3
can you say that one more time we havent seen the other 15 messages you sent
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2222 (2239 peak)
Blitz: 2195 (2210 peak)
Bullet: 2155 (2211 peak)
Is that a.... LONDON PAWN STRUCTURE
bro u destroyed me i'm stupid
he plays london did u not know
I don't see how queen = hung 
👑
check with queen then fork with knight
not really, it is the fried liver attack. you can learn it since there are like 5 moves of theory but be careful not to blunder the knight
Qh7 Kf7 Ne5 fork
Ah, I see. Nice.
Queen J7 check only move is to go to f7 where there is a fork of king and queen on knight e5
Y'all, Imma go to the gym. See you guys later. Bye 
Yes, Qj7
i played CM
Ahhhhhhhh
J 7, alright.
1400 wcm 💀
Anyways, ttyl guys.
The forbidden one indeed
U disgust me
I'm thinking of touching grass today ngl
amgus
yucky
have u put ur hands on a goose
HRT
im nervous bro
the fact that i cant find mate is worrying
bro i was winning but i allowed that check and i fcked it up
Arlechino is so mf epic I'm saving and pulling for her that trailer was goosebumps 🗿
i get nervous
Hormone replacement therapy
Ello chat
Yes 🤤🤤🤤
Any grandmaster on tryna defeat one
dude ur bio shows that ur 100% not a gm
You pulling for her or who since there was so many characters 🦅
i lost
For some reason i think someone is gonna use stockfish hmmmm
https://www.chess.com/game/live/74346053384 can anyone pls review my game, I'm sorry, my trial is over, and I can't get premium until I get 1600,my parents said
Covers are deceiving
































































1. e4 c6 2. Bc4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Bd3 Nc6 5. c4 dxc4 6. Bxc4 Nf6 7. d3 Bg4 8. Nf3 e6 9. Nc3 Bc5 10. Be3 Bb4 11. O-O O-O 12. a3 Bd6 13. b4 a6 14. Bc5 Bxc5 15. bxc5 Nd4 16. Ne4 Nxe4 17. dxe4 Nxf3+ 18. gxf3 Qxd1 19. Rfxd1 Bxf3 20. Rd3 Bxe4 21. Rd7 Bc6 22. Rc7 Rac8 23. Rxc8 Rxc8 24. Rd1 h5 25. Kf1 Kf8 26. Ke2 Ke7 27. Ke3 Rd8 28. Bb3 Rxd1 29. Bxd1 Kf6 30. Bxh5 Ke7 31. f4 Kf6 32. h4 g6 33. Bf3 Bxf3 34. Kxf3 Kf5 35. Ke3 Kg4 36. Ke4 f6 37. Kd4 Kxh4 38. Kc4 g5 39. fxg5 fxg5 40. Kd4 g4 41. Ke5 g3 42. Kxe6 g2 43. Kd7 g1=Q 44. Kc7 Qxc5+ 45. Kxb7 Qxa3 46. Kb6 Kg5 47. Kc6 Kf5 48. Kb7 Qd6 49. Ka7 Qc6 50. Kb8 Qd7 51. Ka8 Ke6 52. Kb8 Kd6 53. Ka8 Kc6 54. Kb8 Qb7#
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Rapid: 1127 (1188 peak)
Blitz: 843 (961 peak)
Bullet: 661 (768 peak)
I'm not a GM either :((
It says something sus for me
Well am a SBM
Super Blunder Master
friendsss
!welcome
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why is carl saying me dumb
SBMOTC
I want the hot dude wroithsley and clorinde
why u bully me
@mint yew can you pls review my game 😬
Super Blunder Master Of The Century
lol, I didn't get that
I cant i used it already
oh ok, np, ty!!, can anyone else pls help me with that
All i get now is draws no wins or loses
aw
again
Am a Draw Master
i let u mate but ur wasting time bruh
I wish i have
Free trial
I wish I had too
finished 😭
i was about to
any tips to get chess premium for free legally
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mods be like:- !ban @armaan lmao
when fontaine comes out ill go back to a genshin pfp with Arlechino shes so menacing lol also good choices on the characters hope they turn out op -.-
Can someone help me get out of my draw streak?
wtf bro why am i already losing i hate chess
same
I want to win.
I defo want her
i want another match
But it will depend on which get 5* treatment
But i get draw cuz of the postion
That will be nice!

I kinda forgor
sounds very difficult to me
10 loss 2 wins zero draws
2 win 4 losses 📉 📉 📉
The Draw King
I got +1 elo overall the 5 draws today
bro, can anyone review a game for me, please?? please? sorry
2 on my main 3 on lichess alt
0 win 0 Draw 0 loss 69 dumbness
E
same
No its death triange
chess experience won twice lost twice new elo: -2️⃣
[Event "Game"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "David Anton Guijarro"]
[Black "GroovyKettle"]
[Result "1/2-1/2"]
[WhiteElo ""]
[WhiteUrl ""]
[WhiteCountry "ES"]
[WhiteTitle "GM"]
[BlackElo ""]
[BlackUrl ""]
[BlackCountry ""]
[BlackTitle ""]
- h4 g5 2. f4 e5 3. d4 c5 4. b4 a5 5. e4 d5 6. g4 f5 7. c4 h5 8. a4 b5 9. Nf3
Nf6 10. Nc3 Nc6 11. Nxe5 Nxe5 12. dxe5 Qe7 13. exf6 Qg7 14. fxg7 Kf7 15. gxh8=Q
fxg4 16. Qhd4 cxd4 17. Qxg4 hxg4 18. Be3 dxe3 19. O-O-O gxf4 20. Re1 d4 21. Rxe3
fxe3 22. Bd3 dxc3 23. cxb5 Ra6 24. bxa6 Bb7 25. axb7 c2 26. b8=Q e2 27. Qh2
e1=Q+ 28. Kxc2 Qxh1 29. Qg1 Qxg1 30. Bf1 Qxf1 31. e5 Qf5+ 32. Kd2 Qxe5 33. bxa5
Qxa5+ 34. Kd3 Qxa4 35. h5 Qd7+ 36. Ke4 Qf5+ 37. Kd4 Qf4+ 38. Kd5 Qd4+ 39. Kxd4
Kf6 40. h6 Kf5 41. h7 Kf6 42. h8=Q+ Bg7 43. Qf8+ Ke6+ 44. Qf6+ Kd7 45. Qe5 Kc6 - Ke4 Bf8 47. Qe6+ Bd6 48. Qc4+ Kd7 49. Qb5+ Kd8 50. Qb8+ Ke7 51. Qd8+ Ke6 52.
Qxd6+ Kxd6 53. Kf4 g3 54. Kg4 g2 55. Kg3 g1=Q+ 56. Kh4 Qg4+ 57. Kxg4 1/2-1/2
Halp me get out of my draws :))
wow
flabergasted by them moves
Noice
tf h4
I don’t give free hand out plz submit a request
Pls halp me
Resign
this game levy would love to see
one last game

come on.
eesh
inferno
I need one win today pls halp me win and not draw or lose
I'm gaining almost 200 elo in a day, will I get banned even tho im not cheating
Create new acc and do 400 start rating
No
Chess anti cheat is hella smart they’d run scans on ur computer for cheats, so no
i dont think so unless you have 300 brilliants in a single game
Yes I’ve been banned on all 12 of my accs
lmfao
I got 220 elo in one day once
Plus they have their own engines and if ur moves line up with their engines they ban
THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOK
mittens be like
Czechmate
My intellect is far superior than their engine
Ego alert
i was about to send the wrong gif
I don’t have ego I have elo
i would have been sent to the shadow realm lmao
Cant be that bad right 💀💀
And no brilliants 😭
Still 1000 higher than everyone in this discord chat
Be 4000 elo real
Superiority complex spotted
SEND THE WRONG STICKER 💀
Look at these new people
E
Imagine they got linked then people would actually speak to them
Over the board ppl fear me
Back from the ded chat
my mf opponent has been on vacation for 3 weeks
In game ppl surrender
everyone react
to the 6th person below this chat
WHAT DOES BELOW MEAN BRUV
Yipeeee
Slay✨✨
Don’t talk to me peasant
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Only those who have my respect can talk to me
GUGUGAGA
beserk is peak
can i to put my chesscom club here?
And I don’t see any grandmasters here
Damn internet robbed me of 6th
💀
Just a bunch of clowns
I will sever those glutes young lad😭🙏🏽🙏🏽 I better not discover you committing notorious deeds or it gonna be OVER boy👾
This foppery is crazy
a little tomfoolery in chat am i right
bro your bio 💀 💀
Lmao whatt
your're*
Much much bonfambles with there new fools
Literally just clowning urself rn

moving to recycling bin doesnt delete it permanently tho
”your

Imagine they connected their accounts
**yourere're
You are opinion 🤠 🫵
Thought it would send the link 💀
You still think you’re worth my time?
Who do u think u are bro? ”Sorry to tell u man 🤣
?ban is close i smell it
Recycle the revycle bin
bro this chat escalted real quick
Your worth nobodies time clearly since you have time to be shit talking in the chess discord server
what could i do without you🤪 ✨
but i can?
Be sane 🤭🤭🤭
In all honesty I support your ego putting your elo In your name like that thinking you’re better than everyone else is quite the character
granted ur 500 rated
Society bro
guys what do i do there is a cockroach under my laptop
use laptop and hit
laptop wont break trust
You are literally the one with the superiority complex my g
i just bought it .really should i???
Chess challenge: don't have superiority complex
Difficulty: impossible
how to dispel a argument 101: dont care
WCM lose 1k elo player
wtf
balint new pfp 
no use something else
something big
(Grandmaster soon) doesn’t make a difference just makes you look like an narcissus
Shoot it if your american
Slipper if asian
Laptop if arabian
Bug squatter if europian
Hand if african
(NO INSULTS)
Says you 🙃🤭
guess i gotta use DA SLEEPER SLIPPER
He gotta pay the bills bro
also youre spelling
Your
Is everything okay here ?
Yep
but other than that i stink
in chess as well
bro i have to learn a literal 300 word speech and have to say it without looking in the paper and i am chatting here
just watchin
theres a 13 year old
Oh damn
hmm
oh no. not a 13 year old on a chess site
Oh yeah casual stuff 🤡
Self report ‼️‼️
Just simpletons thinking they’re hot shi but dw I put them in their place
im 13 too😀
im 9
you know what, kids?
mods lock him out
oh im 13 too
Some guy tried to scholar’s mate me but they moved the bishop to attack my knight instead of moving it to support the queen in checkmate
jk
I'm uhh drunk ok
just drew and gained 1 elo

jk lol
bro your profile pic
Edward
2000 when?
thats a lout mate
no

Edward

Edward
get trapped :))
Edward took the L
am i the only 800 elo here
Noob Edward
Yes

Ledward
🥲
Bru
rip
loudedward
Inacurracy
@teal dragon i was destined to win this one
Rival
69 moves pog
Thats quite big
smh
Ai+Raiden shogun seems interesting cellen cool new pfp
:P
17 Inaccuracies
15 Mistakes
28 Misses
97 Blunders
But 1 GREAT MOVE
i joined the have a random anime girl pfp gang
I hit 330k with raiden
9^3-8^2+512-69^0+1-660
also how did you know it was Ai + Raiden
Dammit
Genshin player
Genshin player
69
of course
what is 69 mean ?
hello other human beings
the 69 position
it means joe
amongus theme starts playing
i still have rivalry with you even tho you are still levels above me
chill
I just died of cringe
huh
joe mama
i know
nice 2
i wanna overtake your elo you already forgot damn

i thought i played brilliant yesterday though when i reviewed it it wasnt because i didnt see this knight that could take and defend the queen 😦
stop pls
once you get to 2000 it should be easy to get up to my rating
im 3200
My diamond ran out and I can't game review every game anymore 
hello Fritz
oh you're cheater :)
Anyone wanna play chess?
Magnus*
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82383052459?tab=analysis
can anyone game review this for me?
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 Bc5 5. c3 d6 6. Bb3 h6 7. Nbd2 g5 8. h3 g4 9. hxg4 Bxg4 10. Nf1 h5 11. Ne3 Qd7 12. Nxg4 Nxg4 13. d4 exd4 14. cxd4 Bb6 15. Be3 Qe7 16. Ng5 Nxe3 17. Bxf7+ Kd8 18. fxe3 Qxg5 19. Qf3 Ba5+ 20. Kf1 Qb5+ 21. Kg1 Qg5 22. Rf1 Ke7 23. Rxh5 Rxh5 24. Bxh5 Qg7 25. Qh3 Rf8 26. Qh4+ Rf6 27. b4 Bb6 28. b5 Nxd4 29. exd4 Bxd4+ 30. Kh1 Kf8 31. Rxf6+ Qxf6 32. Qxf6+ Bxf6 33. Bf3 Be5 34. Kg1 Ke7 35. Kf1 Kf6 36. Ke2 Kg5 37. Kd3 Kf4 38. Kc4 Ke3 39. a4 Kd2 40. Kd5 Kc3 41. Bd1 Kb4 42. Ke6 Kc5 43. Kd7 Kb6 44. Be2 c6 45. bxc6 bxc6 46. Bd1 c5 47. Bc2 c4 48. Ke6 c3 49. Kd5 Ka5 50. g4 Kb6 51. g5 Kc7 52. g6 a5 53. Ke6 Kc6 54. Kf7 d5 55. exd5+ Kxd5 56. g7 Bxg7 57. Kxg7 [Kd4]
He is capping
My fav gm is joe biden

i would lose again
I'm now the rizz lord
how to get role viP
/trusted
bonjour
Be very important
Aloha !welcome
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Phack
I don’t lie
oh
Become good at chess
Lie on dis d
thx not,I dont need your advices
how
literally already connected why are u welcoming
Carl is like so bad at chess
i saw the just joined not the name lmao
Maybe I should do a simul
alright gimme 2 min i need to find my mouse
Finish my mouse?? That sounds wrong
Oh find *
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

how to send deez
take a picture and uhh
Yo are you actually an IM
I’ll play u if u follow my insta 
taken
ummm send it to whoever you want i guess its up to you
Damn that’s crazy bro, pleasure to meet you
I CANT
Facts
i cant paste it
No its just so ppl know that hes elliot not someone else
@midnight fjord okie im ready and found my mouse pls dont destroy me
oh uhhh see the plus button in the chat box?
ye
@here hi
click on it and press upload file and upload it
Ding dong dang, ding dong dang
@midnight fjord if I follow u on insta will u follow me back? 🥺
there is no upload file
I created my account a few hours ago
got my first brilliant move ever
idk how
follow me for follow back
Lmao
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what’s ur insta I’ll follow ya
Smh these new people
Elliotchess
U gotta get trusted role
I got my first brilliant at 200. By accident
I think I'll pass on connecting my acc💀
oh
Why
500 elo
how
does anyone know if an arbiter can talk to you when your time is ticking? Just to tell you something about your water bottle being in the table
Yes they can
Trust me it’s annoying but they can
Stupid of them yes
should i send you a challenge elliot
If you scream at an OTB event fo you get removed
Not necessarily
elliot would just destroy me fr
@timber walrus hi
Only if u want to get destroyed
bruh

im gonna play bongcloud for the first time
@grim edge what
ILL SEND AND PRAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
noooooooo
why did you ping randomly??!
what opening do play for white
I play blindfold bongcloud 4 fun in bullet
asai
I got 1200 somehow
- a3
why the rizz lines getting more insane☠️
ewwwwwwwwww
because im the rizz lord
what opening do you play
Botez gambit
App will be closed
baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more
you already know
why
the london?
@nimble niche what do you think?
f3 kf2
Why not
Ñ
ruy lopez?
best openng is italian or london
what does my name say?
Gg
wayward king?
I personally dont think so
yes of course
@midnight fjord i indeed got smoked
Still your insane at chess so ill take it
I play d4 d5 Ka5
Best opening for white is defo Queens Gambit or the Reti opening
You're
LET ME IN YOUR WORLD
Ty
no soggy bottoms
top 10 tips on how to get away with murder
indeed i cant also write🤭
Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'mine'?
@midnight fjord wait u won against Hikaru?
Yes he just said it
woah woah woah
one game out of thirteen
Watch mojo finally became good
Out of 5
@teal dragon rizz aura?
- D4 D5 2. Bg5 Nf6 3. Qc1…
wha-
Thats good,can we see the game?
No comment
im the highest level of rizz
pretty much same
Plus he will never be able to achieve that in his whole life
even if it’s one win out of 5 games
so many book moves in that game zax
hlllllo
ngl sports mojo is hella fire
https://www.chess.com/games/archive/papa12341234?gameOwner=other_game&gameType=recent&opponent=Hikaru &timeSort=desc
It says you have 13 games against Hikaru and you won 1
The games weren’t played on the same day
We played 5 games that day
@stuck nacelle connect ur account
i told elliot not that line
since i i didnt really study it lmao so i was dead lost when he attacked king side ngl
haha
21 moves 
hikary
u did good tho zax fr
true 
4 big guys
y


dont do it its a trick
thx
NP
do it
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idk who to trust
bro did u react to ur own message
lol
Neurolink is a nerd dont trust him
Yes
no nitro moment
We who dont use nitro have 💀☠️🥱🤨😂🗣️ emojis
You're so fine, you made me forget my rizzz line.
any doctors in this chat who can tell me how to cure my skill deficiency?
i went queen a4 thinking of pining the knight and starting to putting pressure but i completly over looked bishop takes knight
would you rather be able to beat grandmaster Magnus carlsen or gm anish giri?
PERIOD ✨✨
thx tho corpses
just get better

Indeed 🐒
@grim edge
🐵
and best of all 🫃🏿 🤱🏿
I didn’t check with engine but I think at the end you had Rc1
@midnight fjord followed ya
No it’s not castle is a mistake
Ty mate I saw that 🫶
Ain't no way fam,the first one is pregnant dreamybull defo
We can play a game later, DM me
hello folks
Wassup
WAIT OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I HAD A CHANCE TO COME BACK TO EQUALITY AHHHHHHH
why play an im on discord when u can get one from random queue fr
eating cereals yu?
No
Laying in my bed,eating spaghetti lmfao
ah nice
Man I love to eat
no
Big chungus
i love to sleep ngl
I SWEAR I AM NOT FAT
34-year-old Japanese mathematics professor who decided to host his lectures on… ykhub. (he became a millionare)
💀
Eating is pretty good tho
I dont sleep until 4am these days
LETS BE honest i would have probably thrown my equality right back
Nah these days I eat to gain muscle mass
Ive kinda been eating nothing lately bc all i do is nothing
saw something about valorant gameplay on there also
what the...
I dont have money rn tho I would buy a ton of chicken and train
Chicken is best food for muscle gain
Chad
And then Bob's your uncle
The cat is bored of eating
Honestly there are people that eat so much and I don’t know how they do it
like they are fr gifted
I just ate some seafood I’m so full rn bro


i won
