💬〡general-off-topic

[true warren]

i played chess on my grandparents tv and beat them

[floral inlet]

You took me

[hexed jewel]

Real

[mint yew]

I was late to my messege

[strange skiff]

You're young, and you will one day learn the weight of what you say and do.

[hexed jewel]

well ok

[vocal hazel]

It’s a peace symbol…

[floral inlet]

whats wrong with you

[vocal hazel]

It’s a peace symbol…..

[hexed jewel]

LLLL @vocal hazel

[floral inlet]

No its not 💀

[strange skiff]

anyway

[hard gyro]

In some places.

[strange skiff]

let's move on

[gray saddle]

sheeesh

[grim edge]

Not to jewish people. You called it a swastika so it IS a swastika.

[gray saddle]

i never knew that was not good

[floral inlet]

what elo r u

[hard gyro]

It is for Hinduism, but it's slightly different.

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-meme-magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-gif-15522723927452137648

[hard gyro]

Let's drop the topic.

[true warren]

1600 they said it earlier

[strange skiff]

Thanks senor

[vocal hazel]

Bruh it’s not the curved one…

[strange skiff]

1700

[strange skiff]

bro

[hexed jewel]

smh

[vocal hazel]

You can’t even build a curved one in mc

[strange skiff]

I said drop it my dude

[hard gyro]

Champion's Gambit.

[vocal hazel]

Buh fine

[hexed jewel]

[strange skiff]

thank you

[digital phoenix]

i once killed a pig in minecraft

[echo kestrel]

Vegans would be so mad

[hexed jewel]

HUH it's normal thing

[feral tundra]

I’ll beat a 1700 if I’m concentrated

[vocal hazel]

Cry 😭

[true warren]

i killed a chicken

[hard gyro]

👍

[grim edge]

hello everyone

[strange skiff]

incho!

sup

[grim edge]

Based. I once blew up an animal farm on an smp server

[digital phoenix]

i will kill more\

[echo kestrel]

I once exploded a village in Minecraft 🙂

[hard gyro]

Hey Incho

[grim edge]

hey hru

[strange skiff]

me in skyrim right before getting absolutely massacrated by the whole village

[hexed jewel]

I mean like me and my friend just went to a field and slaughter every animal there 💀

[normal hatch]

Ive committed genocide upon the pig civilization in minecraft

[strange skiff]

@grim edge im alright

[grim edge]

yo

[strange skiff]

hbu

[hexed jewel]

NOOOO

[grim edge]

doing pretty good, going to a chocolate factory

[hard gyro]

Legend has it that he is still battling the angels of Heaven till this day.

[strange skiff]

what

[vocal hazel]

Video games should guilt trip the player to not kill npcs

[hexed jewel]

@digital phoenix wanna get ADOPTED again

[true warren]

good for you........ i guess

[hard gyro]

Nice, dude.

[feral tundra]

I wanna play

[grim edge]

yes, going to acquire some chocolate

[floral inlet]

o ok

[hexed jewel]

:<

[grim edge]

Legend has it that i need a good picture of myself playing chess so i can put it on my profile picture

[hard gyro]

Some do.

[drifting rover]

Lets play

[true warren]

well 1700 but i was close

[feral tundra]

what’s your username?

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

[floral inlet]

now please empty the compartments of your pentalones :united_kingdom:

[gray saddle]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @true warren, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[strange skiff]

incho wonka

[drifting rover]

What is yours?

[true warren]

hi

[vocal hazel]

Who’s British

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/condescending-wonka-gif-23554527

[strange skiff]

yall can right click each other's names

[gray saddle]

ahahaha willy wonka

[strange skiff]

and click chess.com profile

yall know that right

[hard gyro]

I'm so jealous

Enjoy it out there.

[vocal hazel]

Guys who’s British

[hexed jewel]

I hyst did that earlier

[strange skiff]

[grim edge]

thanks

[strange skiff]

apps -> chess.com profile

[feral tundra]

hikaruistherealgoat

[strange skiff]

boom their username shows up

like magic

[mint yew]

Im Brit/Phil

[true warren]

you scare me i dont know why

[digital phoenix]

what is ur elo

[drifting rover]

I'll just send you request

[mint yew]

So i guess that counts

[strange skiff]

2

[hexed jewel]

let me disconnect rq

[feral tundra]

[mint yew]

Im not american...

[hard gyro]

Not me trying to right click on a mobile device.

[digital phoenix]

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

[hexed jewel]

anitta why ppl like send me friend requests and chess.com auto accept them ?

[fast kiln]

COMMIE DOGS

[vocal hazel]

Merica 💪💪

[true warren]

where do you people put your bread at when you buy it from the store

[strange skiff]

this doesn't happen unless you send them a friend link

[mint yew]

Ohh its july 4th

[hexed jewel]

whatt I dont send sh1t

[grim edge]

FREEDOM RAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[strange skiff]

at the cabinet thing idk what's it called in english

not fridge

why

[grim edge]

cupboard?

[vocal hazel]

Merica solos every country

[strange skiff]

sure

[strange skiff]

[vocal hazel]

Ohio is too strong

[hard gyro]

Master Shepherd from Kung Fu Panda 4

[strange skiff]

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/rasputin-homeless-wizard-gif-23530897

[hard gyro]

I love my dog so much, and then my brother does this to her

[vocal hazel]

Ohio solos all countries

[hexed jewel]

I smell dinner right here

[grim edge]

💀

[hexed jewel]

well not my dinner tho

[dusky marsh]

i solo merica myself

[hard gyro]

I dare you to eat my dog without being blasted by the Indian Military.

[hexed jewel]

uhm ok send me your adress

[strange skiff]

im just gonna go, it's 3am yall are in a mood

[hexed jewel]

imma send you some grenades for dinner

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/geng-gengar-gif-24661117

[vocal hazel]

What are you doing its 3am?

[grim edge]

imagine living in the past

[true warren]

bye people im gonna play chess and eat burritos

[hexed jewel]

are u in mexico 💀

[true warren]

no i just want burritos

[hard gyro]

Hot.

[grim edge]

real

[vocal hazel]

Honestly if I was hired as a discord mod I would do the bare minimum not fcken stay up to 3am

Imo

[strange skiff]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[digital phoenix]

yesssssssss @strange skiff

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[upbeat viper]

Re

[grim edge]

bruh wut

[upbeat viper]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[digital phoenix]

washed but still cant lose

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/headache-memes-discord-memes-epic-very-funny-gif-26492864

[grim edge]

hello bastoura

[strange skiff]

las beat me in puzzle battle again

[upbeat viper]

Btw Anitta are you already set on French sleeping schedule ?

[flat saddle]

Any one speak Arabic

[upbeat viper]

Jetlag might get you be careful

[vocal hazel]

Why would you work more just to get hated even more

[hard gyro]

That's your opinion

[strange skiff]

I MOUSESLIPEPEDJIAJDASJAS OSA @digital phoenix

[vocal hazel]

That’s why I said imo….

[hard gyro]

I know, I just forgor the point I wanted to make

[digital phoenix]

oh noooo

nooooooooo

[vocal hazel]

Honestly discord mod is a job I would only do if I got payed, just a waste of time to do for free

[hard gyro]

Then why even apply for it?

[vocal hazel]

I didn’t

[crystal jewel]

interesting what are special themes

[vocal hazel]

I never apply to be a mod 💀💀💀

[hard gyro]

Then why did this statement have to be made 💀

[grim edge]

no one cares that much tbh

[vocal hazel]

Cause it’s my opinion

[undone bridge]

i don't see that anywhere

[vocal hazel]

You don’t have to care it’s my opinion.

[strange skiff]

#👾〡bot-guide last message

[hard gyro]

But, nvm.

[upbeat viper]

Puzzle battle Anitta ?

[crystal jewel]

You have to reload the app sometimes

[past zephyr]

i cant login if i try it just wants me to login again

[undone bridge]

hmmi tried but it still isn't working lol

[hard gyro]

My muscles are aching less now after the gym workout of yesterday compared to my first day.

[upbeat viper]

I sent a challenge @strange skiff

[undone bridge]

is it possible my dc isn't up to date?

[feral tundra]

Who’s las?

[vocal hazel]

I love men too

[undone bridge]

W

[hard gyro]

I don't think so.

[undone bridge]

hmm'

[drifting rover]

@feral tundra gg bro you played well

[latent pebble]

Bad fifa player

[vocal hazel]

Wi-Fi connection can be a issue

[grim edge]

lasagna

[vocal hazel]

Why play fifa if you can play soccer

[undone bridge]

oh wild that woreked lol thsnks

[vocal hazel]

Unless it’s mobile

[gray saddle]

@digital phoenix

[hard gyro]

It's football.

[feral tundra]

gg I didn’t play well

[vocal hazel]

Fair point

[undone bridge]

idk why closing the page and reopening didnlt work

[latent pebble]

What is soccer

[feral tundra]

I play PES

[drifting rover]

You do but you are not paying attention

[feral tundra]

I don’t know him or her

[hard gyro]

Americans call football as soccer, and rugby as football.

[strange skiff]

@digital phoenix ok

no comment

[digital phoenix]

yessirrrr

[feral tundra]

Ok

[strange skiff]

gg

@upbeat viper challenge

?

[upbeat viper]

yep

:D

[strange skiff]

pb, or chess

[feral tundra]

@digital phoenix puzzle battle?

[upbeat viper]

pb

[vocal hazel]

There is already a sport called football and soccer sounds the best imo

[digital phoenix]

yeh sure

[hard gyro]

That's rugby, not football.

[strange skiff]

I'm giving you time odds @upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

oh

[feral tundra]

I’m not concentrated

[upbeat viper]

why tho'

[gray saddle]

and then there is rugby

[feral tundra]

what’s your username?

[hard gyro]

You don't even play rugby with your foot 80% of the time.

[drifting rover]

Yeah I see I think you blunder twice or thrice

[digital phoenix]

lasanga

[topaz lava]

I have myself, i was completely winning in a tournament game and then I got forked and drew the game

[gray saddle]

how about american football?

[hard gyro]

Football is football, not rugby.
And soccer isn't football.

Sounds like a logical reasoning question.

[teal dragon]

Real 😔😔

[feral tundra]

Right I blundered a lot

[feral tundra]

I added you

[teal dragon]

L hickeyroo

[digital phoenix]

yeah send pb req

[hard gyro]

Sure, I can live with that.

But I refuse to accept that normal football is known as soccer.

[drifting rover]

It's normal tbh It happened to me too when I was 1200 I blunder like 3-4 every match

[hexed jewel]

HUGE DUB

[gloomy vector]

bro's first chess game was against me

[upbeat viper]

I fed up

[strange skiff]

[grim edge]

i have arrived at the chocolate factory goodbye chat

[strange skiff]

gg

[upbeat viper]

gg

[teal dragon]

Free win

[strange skiff]

bye pls dont turn into a blueberry

[feral tundra]

I tried but it didn’t work I need premium if I want unlimited pb

[hard gyro]

Now you scared him away from Chess.

[grim edge]

i will be eating the gum

[strange skiff]

[gloomy vector]

lol

[digital phoenix]

oh then u cant play

[upbeat viper]

don't drown in the chocolate

[digital phoenix]

anitta u wanna run more pb

[upbeat viper]

don't do an augustus gloop

[feral tundra]

Okay I will be more concentrated next time

[feral tundra]

Why do I need premium lol

[hard gyro]

Why not diluted?

[drifting rover]

Wanna train?

[drifting rover]

Unlimited puzzle

[digital phoenix]

cos

[gray saddle]

cause he is volatile.

[gloomy vector]

evaporated is best

[hard gyro]

Damn, that's sublime.

[grim edge]

i will be drinking from the river

[feral tundra]

duhh

[grim edge]

they hand out free samples here imma be feasting

[feral tundra]

Maybe

[feral tundra]

lichess is free

[gloomy vector]

u gonna turn into an oompa loompa in 10 mins

[feral tundra]

sin

[drifting rover]

Yea but cc puzzle is better

[grim edge]

i’m not short enough 😔

[feral tundra]

Until they are free

[feral tundra]

freedom

[drifting rover]

Just buy gold membership

[grim edge]

if ur gonna buy a membership get platinum

infinite game reviews as well

[feral tundra]

I’m Poor

[drifting rover]

Nahh there is unli game review trick in android

[gloomy vector]

me who got gifted 1 year of diamond by my chess club be like

[drifting rover]

Because of that I have unlimited game review without Membership

[gray saddle]

does this also include unlimited puzzle?

[drifting rover]

Nah unlimited Game review only

[gray saddle]

oh i see hmm

[hard gyro]

Lucky.

[drifting rover]

I think I am the first one who found this trick lol

[gloomy vector]

lol I promote them on stream and they do weekly tournament with 1 year of gold so ig it's worth supporting your creator if you have budget

[gray saddle]

15$?

[slate olive]

Hi guys

[gray saddle]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @slate olive, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[slate olive]

Ok

Im not new

[gloomy vector]

lol

[slate olive]

The bishop in the corner always gets me @gloomy vector your pfp

[gloomy vector]

lol

me too

[slate olive]

I blunder my king

[gray saddle]

bishop from z26

[slate olive]

Ye I saw the meme

[drifting rover]

🤑Spotify mod APK🤑

[feral tundra]

The city needs me.

[gray saddle]

need sauce

[digital phoenix]

YES TRAP WORKED

[drifting rover]

Bro thinks he's hikaru💀💀

[gray saddle]

u gotham?

[slate olive]

Go save those in low ELO!!!!!

[feral tundra]

duh I’m him

[drifting rover]

LOL

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[feral tundra]

Higotham

[slate olive]

Supermanhikaru

[feral tundra]

I will

[slate olive]

Like me

[drifting rover]

Y'all I download Spotify mod version,🤑Ez premium🤑🤑

[slate olive]

Im only 600

[slate olive]

Ok idk

[feral tundra]

Noice

[gloomy vector]

spotify premium not worth it anyway

yt music > spotify

[drifting rover]

Fr I don't know why people buying it

[feral tundra]

@digital phoenix chess game?

[drifting rover]

Just download Moded version of Spotify in google lol

[gloomy vector]

no even if I got it for free

I wouldn't use it

[slate olive]

Who in here is 600-

[gloomy vector]

probably a lot of offline people

[hard gyro]

I am afraid of Trojans, mate

[drifting rover]

Someone is 100 here I think

[slate olive]

Imagine the owner is like 599

[drifting rover]

Nah anti virus

[hard gyro]

So you have apk of Spotify modded?

[drifting rover]

Yeah

Every phone has anti virus bro

[gloomy vector]

is that even legal?

[drifting rover]

Yes

[gloomy vector]

probably shouldn't be

[drifting rover]

I even download chess com mod

[hard gyro]

What-

[manic breach]

Me

[hard gyro]

Man's freely admitting to crimes.

[manic breach]

I'm 1350 Rapid Chess

[gloomy vector]

is 1000 low enough lol

[feral tundra]

Meh

[hard gyro]

Mods are gonna kill him.

[drifting rover]

YOU ALL WHO WANTS SPOTIFY MODED VERSION?!?!?

[gloomy vector]

not surprised chess.com mods don't exist afaik

[hard gyro]

Spotify premium tho, give.

[feral tundra]

https://play.chess.com/cv1Zc

[gloomy vector]

bro so desperate lmao💀

[hard gyro]

Ikr.

Chess.com modded, I think my man is about to get banned soon.

Yo, what-

I didn't think such links are allowed here, how-

[gloomy vector]

this is not a good idea my man

[hard gyro]

I know.

I ain't doing it, I was half joking

No?

[gloomy vector]

this is a chat platform we won't shut up💀

[upbeat viper]

lol

[hard gyro]

He admitted to having modded Chess.com btw.

[manic breach]

Anyone here wanna play?

[upbeat viper]

uh

[gloomy vector]

I'm in a game but when I'm done sure

[upbeat viper]

and levi why are you not a discord mod

[hard gyro]

.

Idk if it even exists lmao

[manic breach]

Ok

[upbeat viper]

you're a regular user

[gloomy vector]

I mean if you're like a professional game dev or smth ig you can find the source code if you dig deep enough and alter it but not enough to make those claims

[hard gyro]

Yeah

Brb gonna take a shower.

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/geng-gengar-gif-24661117

[hexed jewel]

ur sus bast

[hard gyro]

What about his sus?

[hexed jewel]

when anitta's here bast here

that's weird coincedence

[gloomy vector]

Why lol

[hexed jewel]

idk

[hard gyro]

Tbf, bast is online almost all the time.

[hexed jewel]

not really

[gray condor]

Greetings

[hard gyro]

Hence the almost.

[gloomy vector]

thought you're in the shower

[hexed jewel]

well like he never chats

[hard gyro]

Was gathering towel and clothes.

[gloomy vector]

tbf he prob has a job or something

[hexed jewel]

...

[gloomy vector]

lol

[hexed jewel]

just suspicion

[hard gyro]

I call poppycock.

[gloomy vector]

poppywhat

[hard gyro]

Another word for bs?

[grim edge]

Imma go play benchpress chess, 1 rep 1 move

[hard gyro]

Like you're calling someone's lies.

[gloomy vector]

didn't know it

[hard gyro]

You would say it if someone is spewing nonsense.

[manic breach]

[gloomy vector]

@manic breach right, what's your username?

[hard gyro]

Aight, gonna take a shower. Ttyl.

[manic breach]

ChessZakura

[crystal jewel]

wha

[manic breach]

@gloomy vector ChessZakura

[gloomy vector]

10 min unrated works?

[manic breach]

Yeah that works

[digital phoenix]

literally throwing

[gloomy vector]

had a similar game like 5 games ago

except I had 2 blunders not one

worst part is I thought I'd get 2 brilliancies cause I was dead winning after💀

[cursive otter]

[fallen storm]

why not

[chrome abyss]

Fyfm

[dark rock]

hilarious joe rogan clip

[digital phoenix]

we literally went on 20 moves more when its literally dead drawn

also uh nothing happened

[feral tundra]

@digital phoenix chess game?

[digital phoenix]

this is horrible

[digital phoenix]

nah tryna push blitz rn

[feral tundra]

Ik I’m Hikaru

Hikaru is fast like me

[feral tundra]

Gl

[gloomy vector]

Well played

[manic breach]

Gg

[gloomy vector]

I thought I had a big attack

[manic breach]

I haven't played for a while

[gloomy vector]

Didn't go that well

[manic breach]

Like a month

[gloomy vector]

I play like 20 games a day I'm already at almost 22K games😭

[digital phoenix]

what.

[manic breach]

Again?

[digital phoenix]

like hes just pretending his knight isnt under attack

[fluid burrow]

can you play waiting for your opponent to blunder ?? Is that effective for speed running elo?

[gloomy vector]

up until like 900-1000 sure

[gloomy condor]

vc is fire

[tough bloom]

yes but if you take the knight you lose the rook

[mild apex]

since your rook is under attack

[pastel phoenix]

Who wanna play chess

[mild apex]

nop, theres tactic

[tough bloom]

what

[mild apex]

o wait nvm

[manic breach]

Me

[gloomy vector]

@manic breach you're almost aborting, go

[mild apex]

he can dodge it

[fluid burrow]

Is it possible to jump 500 elo in a day?

[manic breach]

@gloomy vector It's not connecting

[mild apex]

i was thinkin u can do a discover check

[gloomy vector]

depends what elo you're at

[fluid burrow]

about 400 (playing for a week now)

[mild apex]

Rxb8, Qxb8, exf6

[mild apex]

correct line

[gloomy vector]

maybe not in a day but in a week if you focus on not blundering sure

[tough bloom]

yes

[gloomy vector]

huh-

[manic breach]

Who want to play? Challenging 1700+ Rating if possible

[pure ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/testing-new-deez-nuts-ha-teeth-gif-15758045

[digital phoenix]

yeah free knight

[tough bloom]

embed failed

[digital phoenix]

anyway heres a little something

[feral tundra]

@digital phoenix exf5 will work

[viscid jacinth]

Dude what the fu-

[rough sun]

💀💀

[digital phoenix]

easy

[viscid jacinth]

How tf do i solve it

[manic breach]

@viscid jacinth take a guess

[viscid jacinth]

I literally got 3x3 1 box

Idk

Duck alt or smth

!welcome @manic breach

[stable jungle]

Hey @manic breach, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[limber wigeon]

hi

what are your guy's opinion on typeracer

[viscid jacinth]

Sucks

[rough sun]

Its nice

[viscid jacinth]

Minesweeper best of em all

[limber wigeon]

minesweeper is fun

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah i am learning it

[wary hazel]

Chess.

[hard gyro]

Hey guys.

Finished my shower.

[hard gyro]

That's quite sad.

[primal fern]

@wary hazel !welcome

[stable jungle]

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[oak cliff]

lemme be rude to senor for a second and...

[oak cliff]

Oh okay my bad lol I thought u wanted someone to tell u

[hard gyro]

Go ahead.

[oak cliff]

I went back.

[hard gyro]

Cool.

[oak cliff]

alr bro how's life

oh ur indian

[hard gyro]

Just existing ig, wbu?

[grim edge]

i bought a quokka

[oak cliff]

only inactive mods are here

[hard gyro]

Eat it.

[oak cliff]

can I break rules

[grim edge]

not yet

[remote python]

/dadjoke

no dad bot 😭

[hard gyro]

Is it completely solid chocolate, or hollow?

[grim edge]

hollow

[hard gyro]

Nice nonetheless.

[latent pebble]

You are hollow

[oak cliff]

I'm in all three chess servers

lichess included

[latent pebble]

Get a real one

[oak cliff]

they are too expensive bro

[grim edge]

i could steal a real one if i wanted too

[oak cliff]

and he will probably squish him to death

[latent pebble]

Dewit

It’s not a crime if you don’t get caught

[oak cliff]

stealing street cats isn't a crime in india

idk about others

but don't have the ppl who have pets get them for the streets

[hard gyro]

So is stealing street dogs.

Because they have no owner. It's called surprise adoption.

[grim edge]

real

[oak cliff]

yeah

[teal dragon]

Why when i steal orphans its now bad

[latent pebble]

[hard gyro]

[feral tundra]

RIP Jo Linder

[hard gyro]

Yeah...

[latent pebble]

Joesthetics?

[oak cliff]

where is jill guy

[hard gyro]

We gotta move on though, his legacy lives.

[sharp raven]

hiiii

[oak cliff]

what

[feral tundra]

Too early

[latent pebble]

Have you seen the comments they’re disgusting

[feral tundra]

Yeah

[latent pebble]

They fish for likes

[hard gyro]

Way too early.

[feral tundra]

Jo linder died

[hard gyro]

I know, Insta has gone to the shithouse.

[feral tundra]

Fr

[hard gyro]

What will liked comments even do for you, like what-

[feral tundra]

I don’t like social network

[hard gyro]

proceeds to use Discord.

[oak cliff]

who

[latent pebble]

Literally crazy

[hard gyro]

Yeah, I approve the third comment tho.

[oak cliff]

who the heck is jo mama I only know technoblade's death

[latent pebble]

Ye obv

[latent pebble]

jo Linder not jo mama

[oak cliff]

well who is he

[latent pebble]

You clearly don’t have alien gains

you wouldn’t understand

[grim edge]

those people annoy me tbh like farming and just dumb

do anyone here like pizza?

[oak cliff]

WHO IS HE

[latent pebble]

Bodybuilder

[hard gyro]

Bodybuilder

[oak cliff]

does he have a yt

[keen parrot]

rip joe rogan

[latent pebble]

Nuh uh

[hard gyro]

Whoever put pineapples is a monster.

[keen parrot]

whats your about me 💀

[grim edge]

fr

[grim edge]

wha?

[oak cliff]

cmon it's good

[hard gyro]

Nein.

[latent pebble]

1/10

[torpid lintel]

okay, i played fast

[grim edge]

don’t worry about it 😉

[keen parrot]

i will worry about it

[grim edge]

oh no

[hard gyro]

Was this a 15+10 min game...

[oak cliff]

WELL GUESS WHAT YOU SPELLED IT WRONG

[torpid lintel]

Yes

[oak cliff]

it's Joe lindner

[latent pebble]

shut up

[hard gyro]

And you not only gave them your queen, you had the opportunity to take it. Shame.

[latent pebble]

*jo

[hard gyro]

Jo.

His name was Jo, not Joe

[torpid lintel]

Yes I will try to play slow next time😅

[latent pebble]

Me personally I would be legoat in 15+10

[latent pebble]

You had 15 minutes

[hard gyro]

In a 15+10 game, no less.

Might as well play Bullet, at that point.

[bright glade]

shouldve played blitz

[oak cliff]

well they had 14

[fallen storm]

who said bullet

[latent pebble]

I would play better than stockfish in 15+10

[hard gyro]

?

[fallen storm]

yeah, you have time to look at the engine, makes sense

[fallen storm]

i, bullet, love

[latent pebble]

The engine would have to look at me

[oak cliff]

I would still lose cuz it only goes to depth 18

[keen parrot]

im better than fischer in 3+0 and no one can convince me otherwise

[hard gyro]

Bullet love I

[torpid lintel]

I was thinking same but I wanna get 1600 in rapid

[latent pebble]

15+10 should not be considered rapid

That’s like a century

[fallen storm]

no, world, the, in, care

[bright glade]

then play 10+0 instead of 15+10

[torpid lintel]

Why not?

[grim edge]

i’m better than fischer rn (coz he dead)

[oak cliff]

there isn't a classical in chescoms is theere

[latent pebble]

Because it takes long

[hard gyro]

Brother, Classical chess is 60+30 and 90+60, what?

[torpid lintel]

Good idea thanks!

[hard gyro]

15+10 is short compared to 60+30.

[latent pebble]

That’s two centuries

[bright glade]

good luck, it might be hard if ur not used to 10+0 but just have fun and whatevet tc you do, use your time properly

[latent pebble]

15+10 is basically 45 minutes on one game

[hard gyro]

Hence why those are Classical, and 15+10 is rapid.

[hard gyro]

60+30 is basically 2½ hours.

Anyways

[torpid lintel]

Noted! Okay I am starting my 10 min game :)

[latent pebble]

I am never playing a 2 1/2 hour game

[oak cliff]

I just can't believe that mohit is 1300

[latent pebble]

If I lost in that time control I’d quit chess

[oak cliff]

the fotss and the everything just seem like a 1700+

hence proved fots,better elo

[latent pebble]

Mohit is like 1500-1600, he just tilted

[hard gyro]

Imma risk it and play a Blitz game rn, screw it.

[oak cliff]

who tilts 200 elo bro

[latent pebble]

His peak is literally 1691

[hard gyro]

Brb.

[digital phoenix]

i tilted 60 elo

[oak cliff]

tf

[latent pebble]

I’ve done it before

[digital phoenix]

and now im partially back probably

i only tilt 200 elo in bullet idk how u do that in rapid

[oak cliff]

I only ever tilted like 60 or maybe 80 elo in rapid

I too , also tilted 100 elk in bullet.

[vocal hazel]

How much is a non royal king worth

[oak cliff]

kings in chess are worth 0

[vocal hazel]

I think 4 points is fair

[oak cliff]

so

[fallen storm]

you have 6 games total on your account, wth bro

[vocal hazel]

Non royal kings and kings in chess are worth 500+

[latent pebble]

I dont play cc

[oak cliff]

yeah just keep making ur rules idc

[fallen storm]

what do you play then?

[vocal hazel]

Engines are programmed to evaluate kings as 500+

[oak cliff]

my friend made some dumb rule oh it doesn't matter if I'm in check judtcapture my king I'll take ur queen or some sht

[vocal hazel]

I’m asking what non royal kings are worth…

[oak cliff]

0

[vocal hazel]

Bruh

[oak cliff]

there are no such thingd

[fallen storm]

what are non royal kings even?

[gray saddle]

street worthy

[latent pebble]

Why do you have 15 rapid games lol

[oak cliff]

who

[vocal hazel]

Kings that act like a piece and can’t be mated

They can be captured

[fallen storm]

oh like in variants

[vocal hazel]

Yea

[oak cliff]

WELL THERE ARENT SUCH THINGS-

[vocal hazel]

Bruh

[gray saddle]

capture and ask for ransom.

[vocal hazel]

You make my head hurt

[oak cliff]

well how tf do u win the game

[vocal hazel]

You have a royal king

[mighty bison]

which variants have those kings?

[oak cliff]

now u make my head hurt

[vocal hazel]

You can have a royal and non royal king

[gloomy vector]

lmao same acc

[vocal hazel]

Custom board setup

You can add kings like 10

[oak cliff]

I'd rate the non royal king 2 points

[vocal hazel]

Or more

[oak cliff]

only can be used for guarding certain squares and trapping knight's imo

[vocal hazel]

Cap they can bully bishops and knights

[gray saddle]

pawns can be promoted to kings?

[grim edge]

what

[vocal hazel]

In variants yes

[mighty bison]

ohhhh so its like the minister in indian chess

[gray saddle]

oh i see i see

[oak cliff]

wait then there will actually be a statement "HE SACRIFICED THE KINGGGGGGGGG"

[gray saddle]

fischers chess

[vocal hazel]

Lmao

Kings be worth 3.5 or 4 imo

In this pos a king could bully the bishop

[mighty bison]

according to this forum (https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/chaturanga-piece-values) the queen (minister) is worth 1.8 points

[gray saddle]

its 4.0

[vocal hazel]

Nah the minister should be worth 0.3

0.8

[oak cliff]

tf is minister now bro

[vocal hazel]

He meant adviser

The early prototype of the queen

[oak cliff]

bro-

[mighty bison]

yep my bad

minister does not act like a king

[oak cliff]

I'm moving to the Gotham discord bro this trash

[vocal hazel]

Elephants should be worth .8 cause they can only access limited squares

[mighty bison]

sure go ahead

[latent pebble]

@fallen storm Traxler at 1500

[vocal hazel]

Chaturanga elephant should be worth 1.3 and adviser should be worth 0.5 and pawns are worth 0.7

[latent pebble]

Not even 1500 actually, 1700

[digital phoenix]

ok

[vocal hazel]

Bruh its such a shitty rule in chaturanga that pawns promote to advisers

[mild apex]

gm las when?

[digital phoenix]

never

[mild apex]

why?

[vocal hazel]

Chess.coms guess the elo is based off your actual elo so it doesn’t guess it which is sad

[mild apex]

u obtained a 3050 performance

[vocal hazel]

I felt betrayed when I found that out

[digital phoenix]

no time probably also i might quit after cm or fm

[mild apex]

real

[oak cliff]

lasagna what do u play? ur reprotire

[gray saddle]

play chess as if its business. make profit os you have drive force to become GM.

[vocal hazel]

Bro is tryna make people homeless

[torpid lintel]

okay game ended as a draw

[vocal hazel]

Yo 1v1?

@torpid lintel

[torpid lintel]

Okay send link unrated

[vocal hazel]

My user is wungoat challenge me there

[compact oyster]

🫂

[mild apex]

u r up 2 pawns

[fallen storm]

why not

[flat kraken]

Perpetual

[bright glade]

10+0 was a little better than 15+10 it looks like

[torpid lintel]

Wait few min :)

[bright glade]

game wasnt perfect but atleast u didnt hang a queen

[mild apex]

always does kekw

[compact oyster]

Stalemate

[torpid lintel]

True xD

[mild apex]

wat

[torpid lintel]

Yes but draw haha

[mild apex]

black has knight and rook

wdym stalemate?

[mild apex]

:/, u should check eval bar

[digital phoenix]

i missed a fork im so good

[torpid lintel]

So it's look like 10 mins game is better for me haha

[digital phoenix]

still got this anyway

[mild apex]

lmao

[vocal hazel]

Bro sacrificed a fork cause he knew he was gonna get a sac

[mild apex]

blitz?

[digital phoenix]

yeah

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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Rapid: 2302 (2302 peak)
Blitz: 2371 (2401 peak)
Bullet: 2105 (2118 peak)

[digital phoenix]

im almost there

[mild apex]

2302 rapid

[vocal hazel]

@torpid lintel tell me when you send it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> topkix

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Rapid: 994

[torpid lintel]

I did

[torpid lintel]

@mild apex

[torpid lintel]

Oh yes I am doing it now get ready! :)

[vocal hazel]

Kk

[digital phoenix]

we bing chilling

[mild apex]

its acrually a draw

[digital phoenix]

because opponent forces repetition

if he didnt repeat then idk

[mild apex]

tru

[grim edge]

lol

anyone wanna play this new game i found its called chess

[keen parrot]

wow chat just died huh

[gray saddle]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

holy shit thats actually a mate sequence?

[grim edge]

congrats do u want ur discord moderator role now

[gray saddle]

[grim edge]

im undercover danny rench

[keen parrot]

he had Bb2 no?

[digital phoenix]

yeah was a miss but whatever

i think he did that on purpose

[grim edge]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[gray saddle]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[keen parrot]

i mean almost anything wins

[gray saddle]

Hello Pretty pinkie

[grim edge]

helloooooooooooooooooooooo

[pastel phoenix]

My opponent commited a sin

[grim edge]

thankssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[vocal hazel]

Gg, rematch? @torpid lintel

[pastel phoenix]

He went to stalemate instead of checkmate

[torpid lintel]

gg, I will take some rest now :)

[keen parrot]

the age you need to have to be on discord is 13, FYI

[grim edge]

lets play a game

[vocal hazel]

Probably a good idea since it’s 3am

[gray saddle]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[torpid lintel]

Hey connect your account

[digital phoenix]

shouldve asked if he was 12 or not first smh

[grim edge]

yeah am 14

[grim edge]

how?

[fiery beacon]

I sacrificed my knight twice

[vocal hazel]

Ima dip and sleep since it’s 3am and km having trouble concentrating

[grim edge]

no lets play a cjess game

[keen parrot]

he has 2009 in his name so he is prob 13 or 14 anyway, just that he acts like a 10 year old

[torpid lintel]

Use /connect

[grim edge]

ohhhhhhhhhhh

[mild apex]

lost on time?

[grim edge]

lets playa. chess game

[fiery beacon]

at the end I misclicked when I had mate and hung my queen

[hard gyro]

Sup guys, won my Blitz game.

[grim edge]

first of all am a girl

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> senor_bomber

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Premium Member: False
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Rapid: 800 (800 peak)
Blitz: 614 (614 peak)
Bullet: 1003 (1003 peak)

[fiery beacon]

I meant to take his rook which would be mate but I clicked on square away

[gray saddle]

then say hi to @grim edge

[grim edge]

does anyone want to chess

[keen parrot]

ok, why do you have Kyus server in your about me? 💀

[grim edge]

pls 👨 man

[hard gyro]

Hi Pinky.

[gray saddle]

🌈

[grim edge]

cuz why not?

[grim edge]

Hello

[keen parrot]

dead server

[grim edge]

woah u have a problem with rainbow

[hard gyro]

How are you doing?

[grim edge]

im just trying to play game and u think me

[grim edge]

ikr but he wants me to put it in my acc

[keen parrot]

what do you get in return

[digital phoenix]

lul

[gray saddle]

does that look hating?

[grim edge]

Hi chat

[grim edge]

no i think u just have a crush on me

[hard gyro]

Then don't put it in your acc lmao

[grim edge]

but its ok i know im a atyractive person

[gray saddle]

[hard gyro]

Narcissistic much?

Lmao jk

[grim edge]

what no i am not communist

[grim edge]

there is no problem right?

[hard gyro]

...what?

[grim edge]

[rain rock]

[hard gyro]

No problem, just pointless to have it imo.

[grim edge]

i get to become official supporter

[grim edge]

Im a commie

[digital phoenix]

600 messages

[grim edge]

yeppppppp

[rain rock]

Narcistic

[digital phoenix]

how do i grind 600 messages

[keen parrot]

so basically free advertisement

[fallen storm]

ez

[digital phoenix]

anyone wanna play a 600 move blind chess game

[keen parrot]

#⚫〡dot

[fallen storm]

me

[grim edge]

yep

[rain rock]

[floral inlet]

im here

[rain rock]

[chrome abyss]

I just got chat banned because the other person was talking so much shit and when I started talking back he reported me lmao

[rain rock]

Omg report hi m tooo

[grim edge]

!welcome @grim edge

[stable jungle]

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[gray saddle]

talk to the communist in here. @grim edge

[rain rock]

[digital phoenix]

calm

[narrow orchid]

kinda deserved

[rain rock]

Comunist here

[grim edge]

im not communist

[digital phoenix]

rosimo

[narrow orchid]

hi

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[digital phoenix]

sometimes i want attention

[chrome abyss]

His ass didint get banned shit

[narrow orchid]

sometimes i wanna die

[rain rock]

[digital phoenix]

and then the moment i get attention i just run away

[gray saddle]

is he your bf?

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah i wouldve done that long ago if it wasnt painful

[grim edge]

nope lmao
he is my friend

[rain rock]

Hah

[narrow orchid]

if you do it right, it doesnt

[digital phoenix]

karma wants to ask if ur a girl

[hard gyro]

Can y'all stop talking about this stuff?

[grim edge]

am a girl

[gray saddle]

[digital phoenix]

fair

[rain rock]

Carm is free

[narrow orchid]

No

[gray saddle]

[feral tundra]

@digital phoenix chess game?

[grim edge]

she is shes my cou sin

[digital phoenix]

karma going all in

[grim edge]

😂

[digital phoenix]

doesnt affect me

[grim edge]

nope

Hi

[hard gyro]

I have had my fair share of that stuff, and I just want to forget about it. Please?

[turbid terrace]

Ahh idk if i should learn more openings or i should focus on one opening

[grim edge]

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[gray saddle]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[narrow orchid]

just dont look at chat

[hard gyro]

But... I understand if you're hurting.

[torpid lintel]

Hey here the answer #1040028251965358121 message

[narrow orchid]

[halcyon glade]

Stockfish 16 is out 💀

[hard gyro]

Is it? Nice.

[torpid lintel]

Is that true? 👀 that will be nice!

[gray saddle]

make C4 and throw.

[hard gyro]

?

[grim edge]

😂

who is in the charge of this server

[halcyon glade]

4070 elo

[turbid terrace]

Thanks

[digital phoenix]

i am server owner

[hard gyro]

wut?

[narrow orchid]

i will ban u

[grim edge]

are you sure about that?

[digital phoenix]

i am owner i will delete ur account

[hard gyro]

Nah.

[grim edge]

😂

[hard gyro]

The name suggests it.

[narrow orchid]

ok but whats ur fide

[digital phoenix]

1200

[narrow orchid]

lol why noob

[digital phoenix]

i gained 70 in the literal one tournament ive played this year

[halcyon glade]

I'm the owner of discord I'll delete the app

[gray saddle]

aight im gonna skadoosh

[hard gyro]

Do it, you won't.

[grim edge]

do you guys have fide rating

[narrow orchid]

i gained 70 in my last tournament and im now 1770ish

[keen parrot]

[feral tundra]

Que voy hacer

[digital phoenix]

i play one tournament a year bro

[narrow orchid]

ok nub

[feral tundra]

Me gusta la noche

[hard gyro]

Reminder to keep it English only, thx

[fallen forum]

hmmmm

[feral tundra]

Manu chao me gusta song

[hard gyro]

?

[digital phoenix]

no hablo ingles

[narrow orchid]

not even the mods r like dis

[torpid lintel]

I don't have

[narrow orchid]

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

[hard gyro]

I ain't modding, just saying.

[halcyon glade]

Stockfish 16 is 4200 elo 💀 😂

[digital phoenix]

very underrated yes

[feral tundra]

Search manu chao me gusta

[narrow orchid]

overrated

[digital phoenix]

i went to a u 1500 tournament it was very fun

[feral tundra]

2700 n2

[hard gyro]

Screw it: Bonjour, je suis Indien

[digital phoenix]

finally got to play on the digital board

[feral tundra]

@digital phoenix rapid game?

[hard gyro]

Comment Çava?

[torpid lintel]

Las I wanna ask if you feel real life chess hard or is it same? 😅

[digital phoenix]

nah lazy

[digital phoenix]

ive played a lot otb im used to it now so id say same but at the start its def harder

[feral tundra]

Ok ok

[hard gyro]

Agreed.

[silent goblet]

Çava bien merci

[fiery beacon]

He then resigned.

[grim edge]

aha

[hard gyro]

Wow.

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

[digital phoenix]

f*ck you (but good game tho)

[hard gyro]

He said gg too, he knew he got outsmarted.

And just accepted it.

Not before some words to bid farewell.

[torpid lintel]

Oh okay thanks! I was thinking to join otb tournament but I wanna get 1700 first haha

[grim edge]

@hard gyro why are u 24/7 here

[fiery beacon]

That was one of the brilliants I got last game

[hard gyro]

Idk, I don't have school, college or job.

[torpid lintel]

Nice!

[grim edge]

Show the full board

[hard gyro]

My college won't start till next month.

[grim edge]

Become chess streamer and make money

[torpid lintel]

no brilliant?

[hard gyro]

I am too dumb for that stuff.

[charred stream]

Hi

[grim edge]

Nah yur alright

[fallen forum]

why the hell is this brilliant

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[charred stream]

Is chess streaming that fundy? Lol

[fiery beacon]

It allows me to keep control of the dark squares allowing me a nice path to mate, or atleast that's why I played it

[hard gyro]

For a move to be brilliant, it should provide significant advantage compared to your position before the brilliant move.

[fiery beacon]

if not I would've been forced to give up my mating chances by moving the bishop

[hard gyro]

You can't sacc a piece when you're 6 pieces up, and have it called brilliant.

[mild apex]

mohit, want a game?

i havent play u once

[hard gyro]

Also, the chances of you getting brilliant decreases the higher your rating is.

[fiery beacon]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81171747610?tab=review

[torpid lintel]

Qh

[worn ice]

MrE6758 (452) vs. ChesstiTV (385)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. f4 Qh4+ 3. g3 Qf6 4. fxe5 Qc6 5. Bg2 Qe6 6. d4 Bb4+ 7. Nc3 Nc6 8. a3 Ba5 9. b4 Bb6 10. Nd5 Bxd4 11. Nxc7+ Ke7 12. Nxe6 fxe6 13. Nf3 Bxa1 14. Bg5+ Kf7 15. Qxa1 h6 16. Bh4 g5 17. Nxg5+ hxg5 18. Bxg5 b5 19. O-O+ Ke8 20. Qc3 Bb7 21. Qf3 Nf6 22. Qxf6 Rf8 23. Qe7+ Nxe7 24. Rxf8+ Kxf8 25. Bxe7+ 

[fiery beacon]

Full game

I was about to mate until I misclicked

[torpid lintel]

okay