💬〡general-off-topic

[teal dragon]

E4 players when facing sicilian

[grim edge]

this is the best way my dumb brain can explain blush

[high oasis]

i get so many people out of prep

[neon pond]

what's your puzzle rating

[narrow orchid]

sicilian is atleast fun for both

[narrow orchid]

3300

[grim edge]

say that to mr ding liren

[strange vapor]

That’s why @teal dragon said they don’t have a correlation with ratings

[high oasis]

d4 tends to waste so many people spanish, sicilian, and italian courses. its kinda funny.

[bright glade]

i hate it when people play c5
maybe its cuz i play c3 and dunno how to alapin

[errant edge]

Oh you girl

[teal dragon]

Why would you want ur opponent to be having fun

[high oasis]

yes!

[strange vapor]

I play botvinnik English

[grim edge]

IM NOT A GIRL💀

[tepid panther]

Shout out to this trash 1900

Check out this #chess game: Exusiai vs christian0106 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/82165334757

[narrow orchid]

why play alapin when u can play f3 variants

[teal dragon]

Never heard of it

[errant edge]

Ok

[high oasis]

i love the english

[bright glade]

f3 does sound funny

[high oasis]

i dont play it but it’s respectable

[narrow orchid]

i mean late f3

[bright glade]

ye ik what u mean

ive seen those setups

[strange vapor]

Who plays the alapin? It stinks

[bright glade]

no it doesnt

[high oasis]

smith mora is cooler but then again i dont play e4

[narrow orchid]

like e4 c5 Nf3 Nc6 d4 xd4 Nxd4 d6 Nc3 a6 Be3 Nf6 f3

[high oasis]

when i will, which would be to switch it up, it would be that or grand prix

[narrow orchid]

or whatever u wanna play

i crushed a najdorf otb on saturday

[strange vapor]

You literally want to dry the positions in the Sicilian?

[bright glade]

nice

[grim edge]

i found bishop d4 lol d4 supremacy ✨
🤪

[bright glade]

sure

[grim edge]

bishop was pinned for a little sec

[novel moat]

Rosimo what do you play against najdorf

[strange vapor]

So why do you play e4?

[errant edge]

If he kill bishop he lose rook

[bright glade]

cuz i can

[narrow orchid]

e4 c5 Nf3 d6 d4 xd4 Nxd4 Nf6 Nc3a6 Bg5 usually does the trick

[grim edge]

Kill

[errant edge]

@bright glade hi

[narrow orchid]

e6 Qd2

[bright glade]

hi

[errant edge]

I dont know engilsh

[novel moat]

Ah

[grim edge]

its fine chief

[teal dragon]

Thats what a 1000 would say

[novel moat]

Freak attack when

[grim edge]

my otb prep against najdorf fr

[teal dragon]

Trueeee

[strange vapor]

You can’t smell shit if you don’t walk into it - u play d4

[neon pond]

wayward queen attack theory

thoughts

[novel moat]

Bro nobody knows what to do against it

[teal dragon]

Why would i do that

Willingly walk into shit

[novel moat]

You can't always see where you're stepping

[errant edge]

Abcdefhg then idk

[grim edge]

bro you should have seen the face of my opponent💀

[strange vapor]

What I meant is that you can’t see how bad the alapin is cuz u don’t even play e4

[grim edge]

whats this 😄

[teal dragon]

Thats not willing

[narrow orchid]

wtf is freak attack

[errant edge]

Saturn sound

[narrow orchid]

f3 g4?

[novel moat]

Rg1

[narrow orchid]

oh

[teal dragon]

I see it from the other side

[novel moat]

You should try it out

Literally free rating points

[narrow orchid]

nty i prefer to play good moves

[grim edge]

lol

[novel moat]

it's a sideline not a bad move

[strange vapor]

And you like it as black?

[teal dragon]

Nooo

[narrow orchid]

and this is why you ask for coaching

cuz you play these kinds of moves

[teal dragon]

Dayum gurl u a freak

[novel moat]

This is true

[narrow orchid]

any d6 sicilian is a blunder anyway

[plain cloud]

How do I become a GM in 1 year (I'm 400 elo)

[novel moat]

[narrow orchid]

not playing this is a huge blunder

[teal dragon]

Omggg you got a cute lil medal

[errant edge]

You girl?

[strange vapor]

An what about the Kan?

[desert nimbus]

I was studying a variation called double freak attack

In French defense

[grim edge]

i placed top 5 in a arena here😋

[grim edge]

Wait how did it go again lol

[narrow orchid]

I was #2 once but never got my diamond

[grim edge]

rosimo scam frfr

[narrow orchid]

chess.com huge scam website

[grim edge]

#giverosimohisdiamondfr

[errant edge]

Yea

[grim edge]

wtf man why is NightCore so Goddamn epic

[teal dragon]

Lady in the streets
Freak in the sheets

[narrow orchid]

just avoid all french theory with 2. b3

[grim edge]

the freak attack.

[plush kelp]

I’ll be honest I haven’t heard of this I tend to play the delayed Alapin against the Sicilian

[strange vapor]

Or 1.c4

[teal dragon]

Ew

[grim edge]

i saw a GM play it once its very insane you should check it out its one of the best suprise weapons ngl

[narrow orchid]

why blunder on move 1?

[teal dragon]

Naw that was too hot

[grim edge]

ill play d4 for the next few years ngl

[narrow orchid]

french counter

[strange vapor]

You can make fun of the London and the alapin but not the English

[grim edge]

who plays english under 1k

[strange vapor]

Me

[grim edge]

shi crazy

[narrow orchid]

you play c4 when u wanna pretend to be good and draw every game

[teal dragon]

Ok bye im sleeping

[plush kelp]

Yea it looks quite unorthodox which I like I’m doing a vid on the delayed Alapin but I’m going to definitely look into this and may ask Simon Williams if he knows much about it

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-cat-gif-25643491

gn gn

tbh ill go sleep too bye chat

[strange vapor]

Botvinnik English can lead to fast expansions on the kingside and aggressive and dynamic games.

[desert nimbus]

Wait a sec I'm uploading a photo of my double freak attack

[narrow orchid]

biggest cope ever

that is so incredibly untrue

c4 is just premove c4 Nc3 g3 Bg2 Nf3 e3 O-O

[strange vapor]

Check a course on chessable by Simon williams and you’ll see

[simple rose]

It can be transpose to indian game

[mighty remnant]

next level london

mhm??

oke

[narrow orchid]

no ty

[plush kelp]

Simon is pretty good with the English

[strange vapor]

You don’t even know the right moves, it’s not e3, it’s e4

[narrow orchid]

you can play either, but of course you cant know that since youre 600 elo and only saw one line on it

[strange vapor]

I’m talking bout the botvinnik English all the time

The line with e4 is better

[narrow orchid]

brother i literally pirated the botvinnik english before you even started playing chess

[strange vapor]

Asked

[grim edge]

ok so you wanna tell me i played 90 moves for chess.com to give this best move and give bishop takes pawn a brillaint im robbed

[narrow orchid]

both arent brilliant

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/catch-these-hands-fight-me-pull-up-digibyte-meme-gif-19835917

[narrow orchid]

ok fake 2k

[strange vapor]

And that statement is based on?

[desert nimbus]

I can't send any photos in my discord nowadays, What's the problem?

[narrow orchid]

what even r u on

[grim edge]

wierd thing

[grim edge]

ngl feeling like learning the english

[narrow orchid]

when did you last update discord

[steel robin]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-vec50-gif-21589466

[desert nimbus]

It says "Failed to send message. Hold for options. "

[narrow orchid]

why would you

[grim edge]

If you send it just ping me

[desert nimbus]

recently

[drifting rover]

D4 gang till diee

[narrow orchid]

low elo til die*

[grim edge]

Im now a d4 player like ding so might aswell adapt c4 since he also plays that second most after d4 lol

[plush kelp]

I love playing the Jobava London when playing d4

[grim edge]

[narrow orchid]

ew

[grim edge]

D4 players on the rise

lovely sight

[low nimbus]

.

[drifting rover]

D4 ganggg

[narrow orchid]

literal fanboy of a man whos scared to move in a winning position

[low nimbus]

d4 is fun

d4 counters are funner tho

[high oasis]

yes it is

[abstract lance]

what is it called when u do london but with kinsd pawn

[low nimbus]

avanced london?

[narrow orchid]

e4 Bc4?

Bishops opening

[low nimbus]

or accelerated?

[narrow orchid]

if e4 Nf3 Bc4 its italian

[low nimbus]

yes

london sucks

[drifting rover]

Did you mean Italian game?

[desert nimbus]

No

[abstract lance]

no like

[grim edge]

This changed all my opinions on ding to giga chad status the fact he did it in blitz is crazy rook pin for the victory

[plush kelp]

I like both d4 and e4 I like the scotch gambit playing e4

[hexed jewel]

EHO PINGEG

[abstract lance]

with the pyramid but with kings pawn

[drifting rover]

That doesn't exist blud

[hexed jewel]

hello

[grim edge]

HELLOOOOOOOOOO

[narrow orchid]

wasnt Rg6 a terrible blunder

[strange vapor]

It’s the bishops opening

[low nimbus]

if the pawn could go on the knight tho..

and use it

[strange vapor]

No

[drifting rover]

It does exist but you gonna trap your bishop despite e4 is for aggressive players

[high oasis]

the london has alot of venom

[low nimbus]

london is so boring

[grim edge]

I dont remember but he won because of it so W ding

[narrow orchid]

no what

[high oasis]

people who hate it makes me want to play it more

[abstract lance]

gius

[grim edge]

bye chat

[low nimbus]

bye

[abstract lance]

guys what is diffrence wiht colle system and lodon

[plush kelp]

I find Jobava London a lot more aggressive than normal London

[low nimbus]

what colle system?

[narrow orchid]

colle is bad while london is just boring

[high oasis]

you sound like so many other people. that’s a NPC response.

[abstract lance]

also why chess.com call itallian bishops opening

[hexed jewel]

HOW like ppl send me friend request and chess.com auto adds them ?

[high oasis]

it can be

[low nimbus]

im not an npc

[strange vapor]

In the colle u don’t develop the bishop to f4

[narrow orchid]

600 elo calling others npc is a funny thing to see

[low nimbus]

heh

[abstract lance]

why chat so toxic :(

[low nimbus]

idk?

im not

[drifting rover]

Not really

[narrow orchid]

its somewhere in settings

[plush kelp]

I’ve done a few vids on the Jobava it’s probably my fave opening

[abstract lance]

all u say is npc

[high oasis]

yeah but grandmasters disagree with you. how valuable is your opinion now?

[low nimbus]

avanced london or accelerated london?

[abstract lance]

and london sucks and i hate ding or ian

[high oasis]

cool bro.

[narrow orchid]

im sorry for your loss

[drifting rover]

Who told you

[abstract lance]

no other ppl

[strange vapor]

No he’s a Karen

[low nimbus]

zam

[drifting rover]

Team Nepo or team ding?

[narrow orchid]

neither

[abstract lance]

why people dont like

[drifting rover]

Team nepo

[low nimbus]

if dhar man made a chess video 🤣

[narrow orchid]

boring

[high oasis]

ding. i rooted for him from the beginning. it was such a thrill seeing him go from losing to winning.

[low nimbus]

same

[abstract lance]

nepo looks like someone named eugene so im on ding side

[strange vapor]

Lmao

[abstract lance]

nepo is nerd

[high oasis]

nepo deserves respect

[low nimbus]

wdym

[abstract lance]

ding nerd but not look nerd

[mighty remnant]

guys

i bugged discord

[drifting rover]

Bro respect him

[mighty remnant]

20002000. hello
          ��

[narrow orchid]

chat infested with low elo syndrome again imma leave

[abstract lance]

larsen rose no offense but do u have life out chess discord

[high oasis]

fr

[low nimbus]

nepo is good but not my fav

[abstract lance]

da hell

[hexed jewel]

Qc2

[mighty remnant]

lmao

[low nimbus]

fr tho

[mighty remnant]

qd2#

[hexed jewel]

Nf2

[drifting rover]

You are beginner yet but Not respecting someone who is higher level than you

[low nimbus]

nf2?

[mighty remnant]

oh
nxf2

[strange vapor]

Is it white or black to play?

[hexed jewel]

I am the best sheesh

[abstract lance]

he looks like someone named eugene

i dont like eugenes

[plush kelp]

Qd2#

[mighty remnant]

20002000. idk how this happened but it did
          ��

200020. hello
        ��

. hello
��

[hexed jewel]

TF

[drifting rover]

💀

[abstract lance]

he looks like eugene from jonny test

but plays chess and is more poor

[drifting rover]

BRO RESPECT

[mighty remnant]

20002000. yeah its a little weird
          ��

...

[low nimbus]

if you made an opening what would you name it?

[mighty remnant]

opening opening

[abstract lance]

tell me this dont look like nepo

[mighty remnant]

20002000. hello

[low nimbus]

i doesnt

[drifting rover]

He doesn't bruh

[abstract lance]

nep face reveal

[low nimbus]

tf is that

[low nimbus]

no

[drifting rover]

He doesn't even look like Nepo what are you saying💀

[abstract lance]

he looks like eugene from walking dead or whatever that dude is called also

[strange vapor]

Nepo after one year in Russia, oh wait…

[high oasis]

to be fair, players should be respected no matter what. that’s what chess revovles around.

[mighty remnant]

||20002000. hello||

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-bugatti-what-color-smoking-top-g-gif-26393811

[abstract lance]

Bro looks like eugene in twd and eugene in jonny test

you telling me this dont look like nepo

[drifting rover]

He doesn't 💀

[low nimbus]

pls touch grass 😦

[abstract lance]

euggenene nepo or whatever he called when he lose world cahmpsion ship

[mighty remnant]

20002000. the color of my bugatti is 3

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

[low nimbus]

stop posting the same god damn image

[abstract lance]

its diffrent ones

[drifting rover]

Fr

[low nimbus]

same charcater

[abstract lance]

Oh so u think i keep on posting nepo

[hexed jewel]

• no image perms

[mighty remnant]

20002000. the more you know the more you know that you don't know enough

[low nimbus]

we get that you hate nepo

[abstract lance]

see exactly he is eugene from twd and johnny test

[drifting rover]

It's anoyying bro💀

[hexed jewel]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/nkeYDgXPcJJKU8ZxEQGMoxjnbBcFl47pkF0SiBFgMbI/http/play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/xyani/gengar.gif

[low nimbus]

gengar

[abstract lance]

just dont read the msg

[desert nimbus]

1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3. Nc3 Bb4 4.e5 c5 5.a3 Bxc3 6.bxc3 Ne7 7.Qg4 Qc7 8. Qxg7 Rg8 9.Qxh7 cxd4 10.Ne2 Nbc6 11.f4 Bd7 12.Qd3 dxc3 13.Rb1 d4 14.Rg1
The double freak attack
@grim edge

[mighty remnant]

0000000000. 1

[abstract lance]

whatever u guys can like a swaety annoying eugene nepo

and have him on ur wall

[plain cloud]

I need the secret sauce

[low nimbus]

we dont give a f about your opinion on nepo

[mighty remnant]

0000000000000000000000000000000. 1

[abstract lance]

did i ask

[mighty remnant]

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. try select the one

[low nimbus]

did i ask for your opinion on nepo

[abstract lance]

anyway arent we supposed to be expressing our opions in general

[mighty remnant]

00000000000000000000000001. does this work

[low nimbus]

no?

[abstract lance]

whatever yall love eugene is ok

[plain cloud]

@abstract lance did I stutter

[abstract lance]

hm?

[plain cloud]

I said I need the sauce

[abstract lance]

secret sauce check your bed after your uncle gives u the cough syrup and u wake up a few hours later

[bright glade]

43453254325. ff

20000. wd

[plain cloud]

ok thanks

[abstract lance]

np

[latent pebble]

What does that mean

[bright glade]

funny

[hexed jewel]

hey moiz

[bright glade]

nothing

[hexed jewel]

Ik a friend who wanna play

[latent pebble]

Ah alright I guess

[hexed jewel]

wanna play him ?

[bright glade]

nsh im tired

whats his rating tho, is that friend you

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-trigger-triggered-gif-12729162

[hexed jewel]

1200

[mighty remnant]

20002000. this is weird no

[novel moat]

[bright glade]

me no likey

[mighty remnant]

123456789. i like this bug

[hexed jewel]

MODS

[bright glade]

[mighty remnant]

123456789. actually this is probably an intended discord feature

987654321. lmao

[low nimbus]

heh

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/geng-gengar-gif-24661117

PLay me BLITZ NOW PIZEL

[mighty remnant]

1000000000000. funny no?

[low nimbus]

you sure like gengar

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/gengar-jumping-dancing-gif-14251391

[low nimbus]

pokemon weeb?

[novel moat]

[mighty remnant]

10000000000000000000. this looks so funy

[hexed jewel]

my brother said that ppl who are scared of playing after they won a game is a loser

[mighty remnant]

10000000009. this looks funny

[low nimbus]

turns out you can play a ten second bullet 🤣🤣

[novel moat]

Wise words

[grim edge]

back i am

[mental coral]

Arnold gambit

[shell quest]

cool

[desert nimbus]

What's that?

[mighty remnant]

0987654321. no they are just tired of playing you 🙃

[grim edge]

endgames are gonna make me go insane🫠 t

[hexed jewel]

champion in asia blitz secftion for under 16

[grim edge]

wtf happend to text

[mental coral]

[bright glade]

i won a game and rematched twice
i lost the minimatch 1-2 so im never doing that again

[mighty remnant]

0987654321. good job zax

[high oasis]

ikr 💀

[hexed jewel]

not actually but he's close

[desert nimbus]

[hexed jewel]

bro u won against me in sth u have trained your whole life when I dont actually play it

[mighty remnant]

9876543212346789. i actually have no idea, i accidentally copy pasted something from khan academy and it made it like this

[low nimbus]

plus 5

[grim edge]

you tryna leak my IP or somethin

[hexed jewel]

he's a friend 1 year older than me

[mighty remnant]

1234567654321. ofc yes

[hexed jewel]

L

[grim edge]

they spins ig

[mighty remnant]

23452364231451234. ofc yes

[novel moat]

Who wants to play

[low nimbus]

not meh

[mighty remnant]

20002000. i forgor

[desert nimbus]

@grim edge

[hexed jewel]

idgaf

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/project-sekai-pjsekai-mizuki-mizuki-akiyama-akiyama-gif-21140368

[hexed jewel]

I play bullet with an average accuracy of a 1600 playing rapid

[mighty remnant]

123456789. they spins

[hexed jewel]

u play blitz at the rate of an 800

[grim edge]

nice thank you probably atleast 2k or something knowing this line this good

[low nimbus]

zamm

[novel moat]

Oh I got my blitz finally to 2000

[mighty remnant]

gud job

[hexed jewel]

bro ur rapid is so bad it took u 5 mins to see sth that I need to see in 10 secs

[low nimbus]

blullet players when they premove 5 moves when they have 1 second left

[hexed jewel]

L pixel

[hexed jewel]

no only 2 at a time

[desert nimbus]

I get a winning position from my analysis then I throw it away.

[hexed jewel]

whatever I can feel like playing a 1800

I didnt even stop to think

maybe u should play blitz

[desert nimbus]

I have a classical tourney in a week so i have to prepare

[low nimbus]

i will pay someone 5bucks if they get -100 elo

[hexed jewel]

bad

[low nimbus]

is it?

[hexed jewel]

being a p4ssy is normal

sb told me that

[desert nimbus]

Thank you ❤️

[hexed jewel]

he explained that when u just win a game and run away htat's what u are

[grim edge]

wtf am i even looking at

[hexed jewel]

you are unworthy to play chess

theres always time for 1 min

[low nimbus]

🚗 vroooooooooom

[hexed jewel]

my average bullet game has enough acc to surpass yours in rapid

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/meat-slap-that-meat-salt-bae-gif-7897765

the beef is real

[strange vapor]

True

[hexed jewel]

ppl having 2600 blitz be like: ok

[digital phoenix]

Blitz most important screw bullet

[restive storm]

Why not enjoy all time controls

[drifting rover]

Real

[low nimbus]

not knwing your oppenents elo makes you play better

[grim edge]

Real

[digital phoenix]

I don’t enjoy being run over

[low nimbus]

fr

[restive storm]

You should get better at bullet

[digital phoenix]

I literally almost never play otb classical

[plain cloud]

I enjoy hyper bullet in bed

[digital phoenix]

Last one I played was last year

[restive storm]

You haven't played classical on chess.com though

[digital phoenix]

Beat a 1700 fide and can die in peace

[restive storm]

Was it classical rated

[low nimbus]

emoji

[digital phoenix]

Banned

[low nimbus]

it is?

[restive storm]

Chess.com needs to add classical, hyperbullet and ultrabullet to their time controls

[hexed jewel]

imma get to 2500 bullet

[low nimbus]

gl

[hexed jewel]

and imma get to 2400 blitz that's the plan

[bright glade]

yeah

[plain cloud]

You need to add more hobbies to your life

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1978 (1978 peak)
Blitz: 1888 (1888 peak)
Bullet: 1871 (1871 peak)

[low nimbus]

maybe ptsd

[restive storm]

When you have the highest bullet but you exclusively play 10 second chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> apatheticmoiz

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2087 (2151 peak)
Blitz: 1692 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 2005 (2005 peak)

[desert nimbus]

That's what im actually going to do

[low nimbus]

rip blitz

[restive storm]

💀

[grim edge]

@last verge i saw the game queen sac was insane

[desert nimbus]

[digital phoenix]

Fax

[hallow gate]

banned

[loud viper]

I am noob and I just did my first en passant today

[grim edge]

tf is a passant

[digital phoenix]

En passant

[plain cloud]

How long have you been playing

[digital phoenix]

Pretty sure that’s how u spell it

[grim edge]

pass vroom vroom

[sick flare]

[broken portal]

u need help

[low nimbus]

rate the magnus carlsen gambit

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[grim edge]

and we need to sleep why are awake at almost 3 am

[desert nimbus]

Probably 10

[low nimbus]

d wfym you?

[broken portal]

i just woke up

[digital phoenix]

Damn bro can I get the skins

[low nimbus]

me?

[grim edge]

what youre sleep schedule man

[last verge]

i calculated it so hard i was terrified it didnt work

[loud viper]

maybe around 2 months but I only play around 5 games per week and half of them are bots

[broken portal]

i slept for a couple hours dw

[digital phoenix]

I’m not losing my dignity for shit

[low nimbus]

naww

[bright glade]

i am giving my reaction to that information

[grim edge]

insane i was so proud of you lol

[bright glade]

wht

[digital phoenix]

On that message grind

Not u obv

[plain cloud]

You have 2 more months until you become an IM otherwise you should quit chess

[digital phoenix]

I can’t tell difference between mohit and hampten

[grim edge]

i wonder if im seen as "nice" lol

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match?

[digital phoenix]

Mopten

Hamhit

[austere bluff]

Who wanna match

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[plain cloud]

Did you beat Martin yet?

[digital phoenix]

Nah in class

[loud viper]

what

[digital phoenix]

It really is

[grim edge]

kek

[digital phoenix]

Also both of them are npcs

[primal shore]

Zax ily

[plain cloud]

Clock is ticking

[digital phoenix]

mohit has never given his own opinion

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

YES

[digital phoenix]

Opinion has a mohit not the other way

[primal shore]

Listen

[grim edge]

ily /p🤪

[primal shore]

It's really fun okay

[austere bluff]

send u

[loud viper]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-shocked-surprised-confused-woah-gif-15865080

[digital phoenix]

@slim moss I can literally see u

[austere bluff]

No you

[primal shore]

What drugs am I on why do I feel taller

[slim moss]

Lmao

[plain cloud]

Anyone wanna play on lichess

[primal shore]

Wait

[austere bluff]

i dont know in pc

[slim moss]

Caught red handed

[primal shore]

DID I GET WORSE BACK PAIN THEN NORMAL BC A GROWTH SPURT???

[digital phoenix]

Slap urself

[primal shore]

That or I'm on drugs

[grim edge]

i wonder if blue takes over purple or if purple takes over blue in terms of roles

[slim moss]

I love blue

[bright glade]

if you arent nice then im a monster

[digital phoenix]

Purple

[restive storm]

Rainbow friends

[primal shore]

Grey is grey

Black overtakes all 🗿

[slim moss]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

Oh yeah the yellow also above fots

[primal shore]

Clear isn't a colour

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-friends-blue-itsjammer-itscloudy-gif-26725864

[grim edge]

aaa when i become a streamer could i ask a mod for blue to take over the purple ?

[grim edge]

holy i remember this game lol

[plain cloud]

Racist

[primal shore]

Transparent isn't a colour ion think

[digital phoenix]

We’d probably delete the role by then

[grim edge]

awesome

[restive storm]

Did you play chapter 2

[primal shore]

Elaborate

[digital phoenix]

Also yeah u can rearrange role priority

[slim moss]

Brb

[plain cloud]

No.

[grim edge]

Wait when did that come out?!?!?

[hexed jewel]

yo

[restive storm]

Idk maybe around a month ago

[digital phoenix]

Artificial insemination

[grim edge]

guess ill play it lol

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/geng-gengar-gif-24661117

[grim edge]

i hate opening roblox but i gotta do what i gotta do

[restive storm]

It's pretty cool

[digital phoenix]

I am the only sane person in this server

[grim edge]

im losing all my sanity by the second ngl

[digital phoenix]

Everyone else is a robot

[austere bluff]

NICE

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

[broken portal]

doubt

[grim edge]

im like the most sane unsane person

[austere bluff]

WANNA REMATCH

[plain cloud]

@grim edge do you realise you're talking to a bot

[austere bluff]

EXCELENT FOR ME

[digital phoenix]

Ur a bot

[loud viper]

probably

[broken portal]

ur momsa bot

[grim edge]

kek

[hexed jewel]

fax

[grim edge]

brilliant counter attack

[hexed jewel]

I can adopt u in bullet

[digital phoenix]

Sandbagging banned

[hexed jewel]

with queen sac

[digital phoenix]

Do u have any idea how shit he is in bullet

U can literally blindfold and still win

[hexed jewel]

bro like if u can not win with queen sac idk what the f you are on

https://tenor.com/view/geng-gengar-gif-24661117

[digital phoenix]

Skill issue

[austere bluff]

Wanna match=

[hexed jewel]

FAX

[mossy comet]

what if i make a chess geometry dash level

[hexed jewel]

chess is a game with pieces and a set of rules and bullet abide by the rules

[digital phoenix]

Make him say the u word and I’ll be nice

[mossy comet]

theres already one but its a challenge and one but its just like the entire game built

[hexed jewel]

no idontlike rapid

[mossy comet]

i like rapid

[digital phoenix]

[hexed jewel]

because it would be hard to manage

[mossy comet]

also i like blitz

[hexed jewel]

bro there's a WORLD BULLET CHAMPION SHIP and there's nothing called PIXEL LOVE THIS TIME CONTROL championship

[digital phoenix]

Opponent fell asleep in game

[hexed jewel]

not now I have time not like u

[mossy comet]

why do i not have the daily960 chess option thingy

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/bitchlasagna-edit-gif-16822889278972171643

[potent merlin]

Lichess is funny. I reached 1960 rapid

[digital phoenix]

Play fast and win

[potent merlin]

While being 1300 on cc

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/geng-gengar-gif-24661117

[digital phoenix]

I see unrated I blitz out my moves instantly

[broken portal]

do u still live in 2019 bro

[digital phoenix]

I am so confident the unrated player can’t beat me

I’ll play slower

[desert nimbus]

I was running out of time in one of my classical games though

[digital phoenix]

I had a 4 hour game against the 1700 fide

[bright glade]

what if he's a 2500 on chess.com and never played OTB tournaments

[digital phoenix]

I won

[bright glade]

@digital phoenix ur unrated player

[mystic stream]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

He blundered endgame with 20 minutes

[digital phoenix]

I have rating

Yes

[mystic stream]

Oops I drew an FM

[digital phoenix]

It’s funny

[hexed jewel]

BRO ITS 2018

[digital phoenix]

I still get prize tho so rating is irrelevant

[hexed jewel]

FAX

[digital phoenix]

And I can participate in u1600 very fun

Easiest top 10 in my life

All of my what

Cash

Chess tournament

[civic belfry]

I play really wacky in bullet and blitz, I sacrifice more than the Ancient Romans did

[potent merlin]

@grim edge unty wanna play again?

[digital phoenix]

Random tournament

Otb

[desert nimbus]

He had 20 mins and I had 5 mins left. fortunately i won that game.

[civic belfry]

ngl in bullet and blitz i sacrifice more than the romans did

[digital phoenix]

Trojan horse tactic but the horse is actually free

[civic belfry]

omg condom horse tactic!!!

[digital phoenix]

Who’s gonna flag with 30 second increment bruh

[restive storm]

Sometimes thinking too much I play a bad move

I try to think only when I need to

[digital phoenix]

U ever see opponent react when they blunder

[restive storm]

Sometimes

[digital phoenix]

Like visibly annoyed

And then there’s me very calm after blundering a rook

[wind dragon]

I think Jeff Kinney ran out of ideas 😥

[restive storm]

But usually the blunders that happen in my games are too hard to tell how bad or good they are

[hexed jewel]

bro pixel is thinking that blitz have no time to think and there's no way of making a good move

[karmic juniper]

,

[hexed jewel]

wait is that the new book ?

[opaque apex]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-nepo-nepomniachtchi-pain-gif-9763923313300266914

[restive storm]

I try to stay calm

[hexed jewel]

3 min have time to think

[digital phoenix]

The worst part is when they do that and I still don’t see the problem

[hexed jewel]

u just dont see it in lower levels

[restive storm]

I don't like to be visibly annoyed

[hexed jewel]

gms actually think a lot in 3 min

[wind dragon]

Alright tf is this

[hexed jewel]

???

ye but still they make good moves

[grim edge]

I have many questions-

[karmic juniper]

i thought the chess discord woulda been more civilized but i guess its still discord

[abstract lance]

im in game review and it says missed win ime in review and it dosent say where that missed win is OMG PLS TELL

[mossy comet]

YOU CAN PLAY WITH DOGS IN CHESS??

[hexed jewel]

if u are flagged, you have bad time management

[weary umbra]

So it's saying for the other player

[abstract lance]

No

[restive storm]

Imagine playing ∞+0 though

[mossy comet]

i want mittens in chess.com app tbh

[grim edge]

now we are talking

[abstract lance]

yk where it says missed wins blunders and stuff

[weary umbra]

It happens to me too
It shows 5 blunders but when I review I have 0 blunders

[loud viper]

apparently, yes, and they are actually better than some human bots

[hexed jewel]

PEOPLE, I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THE POSSIBILITY OF ME PLAYING RAPID WILL BE REDUCED TO MINIMUM

[desert nimbus]

I have completely different repoitre for classical matches.

[abstract lance]

so it wont shwo me and i just wasted a game review

[potent merlin]

You lose of old age

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/geng-gengar-gif-24661117

[grim edge]

time out irl be like

[hexed jewel]

no rapid for the rest of my life except otb ig

[weary umbra]

Ya
Btw play on lichess it has unlimited reviews

[split haven]

Guys what happened to Stormy?

[mighty remnant]

i answered a trig question but i didn't realise my calculator was on degrees 😭

[hexed jewel]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @grim edge, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

wondercidesauce

[potent merlin]

What's 1300 cc should be equal to on lichess?

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fischl-genshin-impact-ip-adress-fischl-kinnie-kinnies-gif-20657129

[abstract lance]

yeah but does it have ranked matching?

[grim edge]

1500/1600 lichess

[weary umbra]

Bruh I have school in like 15 mins

[hexed jewel]

ok

[foggy anchor]

whats the problem here

[mighty remnant]

wut should 1100 be

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24856155

[potent merlin]

Ty

[abstract lance]

i dont use lichess does it have ranked matching or watever?

[weary umbra]

Oh ya obviously
Also unlimited puzzles

[cerulean stirrup]

How to become addicted to chess

[abstract lance]

oh i use

[mighty remnant]

why did black go first
also e4 is a light square lmao

[abstract lance]

now does it say opening while i play?

[weary umbra]

Also I am lichess's marketing strategists
@abstract lance

[cerulean stirrup]

So how do I become addicted to chess

[split haven]

@grim edge What happened to stormy

[potent merlin]

Chess.com does most of the marketing for lichess anyway

[opaque apex]

do not do that

[weary umbra]

No I think
I play on pc idk about phone app much

[abstract lance]

i use pc

[cerulean stirrup]

I take it something bad happens?

[mighty remnant]

oh yeah
wut happen to stormy ;-;

[opaque apex]

getting addicted to a game is probably bad for your mental health

[weary umbra]

Then no
But in analysis it shows
Not in game

[cerulean stirrup]

Fair enough

[abstract lance]

oh

k i use lichess now ;d

[desert nimbus]

Go to a chess camp for several days.

[abstract lance]

also chess.com is so laggy on my chromebook when i at school

[split haven]

Why?!!!!???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[nimble niche]

Don't

[mighty remnant]

do nothing but chess, quit everything else

https://tenor.com/view/mizuki-mizuki-akiyama-pjsekai-proje-gif-26248579

[weary umbra]

You are allowed to bring your lappy at your school?

[split haven]

How????

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/project-sekai-pjsekai-mizuki-mizuki-akiyama-akiyama-gif-21140368

[desert nimbus]

When did that happen?

[abstract lance]

yeah for work and stuff im in canada

[mighty remnant]

noooo

;-;;

im sowwy

[weary umbra]

That's so cool

[restive storm]

💀

Funny

[mighty remnant]

🫠

[weary umbra]

Like when did you start playing chess
@abstract lance

[mighty remnant]

maybe i should not send that gif anymore

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

This is the Chess.com profile of duck-with-a-top-hat. Take a look!

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Name: a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1978 (1978 peak)
Blitz: 1888 (1888 peak)
Bullet: 1871 (1871 peak)

[abstract lance]

few months ago

[restive storm]

Wow lol

[weary umbra]

Broo and you r so good

[restive storm]

@last verge 💀

[abstract lance]

?

[hexed jewel]

LLL

ye bud ?

[gloomy shoal]

ONLY 4MISTAKES IM IMPROVING

[hexed jewel]

uhm ok

[restive storm]

[mighty remnant]

.

[abstract lance]

wdym

[gloomy shoal]

what?

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/kel-omori-omori-omori-kel-gif-25939598

[hexed jewel]

let me do it

[abstract lance]

how do i start matched whatever

ranking in lichess

oh wait i think i nknow

[gloomy shoal]

brilliant

[abstract lance]

i have to sign in

[weary umbra]

Like i started playing 2 years ago and im still 1200

[abstract lance]

oh

i dont play very often 💀

[weary umbra]

Feeling inferior 😔

[mighty remnant]

its ok

[abstract lance]

i just got 100 elo every like week for a bit till 800

then i took a break

and now i lost 700 elo ;c

i meant im at 750 elo

[hexed jewel]

ok bud

[abstract lance]

bro this person only push pawn annoying asf

no friends

[mighty remnant]

if you can't punish it, then there's no point

[torpid lintel]

Idk but it' work for me :) are you in app or web? 🤔

[abstract lance]

bro ;c

[weary umbra]

Oh you r at 750?

[abstract lance]

i was at 800

[mighty remnant]

trade pawns lmao

[abstract lance]

YEah but my knights arre in way and i waste center pawns

[mighty remnant]

oops am i not allowed to give advice

[abstract lance]

ok i won a pawn

[abstract lance]

i report u nob

[torpid lintel]

Ohh yes but why you not connected ? 😅

[weary umbra]

Lol you destroyed me, I am supposed to be better than you cuz I'm 1200

[abstract lance]

NOW HE CANT CASTLE LEOELEOELOELEL

[mighty remnant]

oh are we talking lichess rating

[abstract lance]

im in chess.com

[grim edge]

lichess?

[nimble niche]

Nice chess.com texture pack you've got there

[abstract lance]

lichess player better thats why he at 1200

[abstract lance]

Its lichess

silly

[grim edge]

no shit

[nimble niche]

That's the point, read #〘📝〙rules

[frigid field]

https://www.chess.com/variants/custom/game/51349461/48/3 Created a fun mini variant if you guys wanna see this game and tell me your thoughts

[abstract lance]

im to lazy to

[hexed jewel]

what is it

[abstract lance]

did i break rule

[grim edge]

yes

[hexed jewel]

I am 2050 in 4p tho 💀

[abstract lance]

what is rule?

[frigid field]

its a 5x6 variant

[nimble niche]

I think lichess screenshots are fine but links definitely aren't

[abstract lance]

but i snet ss

so what wrong

[tough bridge]

[hexed jewel]

well who's gonna play with me

[weary umbra]

Bruh I have school so I have to go for a shower now😭😭😭

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[weary umbra]

Kcfnfngkvkemrnbfixpmjejff

[mighty remnant]

i've sent more lichess ss than chess.com lmao

mods forgive me

[mighty remnant]

i'm just too lazy to check chess.com analysis/opening explorer

[abstract lance]

like im gonna do allat

[mighty remnant]

LMAO
if rxc3 take rook with fork

[abstract lance]

ima just say i wont :3

[hexed jewel]

ok

https://play.chess.com/FVKEX

[nimble niche]

if Qxe4, there's Qa1 skewering the king and the g1 rook

[low nimbus]

yawawee

[abstract lance]

forwhomthebelltolls1 is my user 1v1 me kids

[last verge]

queen sac to stop someone from crossing 2k

[low nimbus]

what el?

[abstract lance]

dayumm they got notes :D

[hexed jewel]

LL

[low nimbus]

what er elo? @abstract lance

[abstract lance]

in wat

[mighty remnant]

the amount of force the gum applies on the tire 💀

[low nimbus]

rapid @abstract lance

[gentle depot]

how to stop announcement pings

[mighty remnant]

#reaction-roles

[low nimbus]

@abstract lance in rapid elo

[mighty remnant]

oops maybe not

[hexed jewel]

tf

wait

I jumped into random rated game

[low nimbus]

rip

[hexed jewel]

unrated

[low nimbus]

💀oh nvm

[hexed jewel]

ok

I am back

uhm I cant bro

[mighty remnant]

my calculator was on degrees again

[hexed jewel]

I dont really play that and it's almost time for my grind

it was fun playing with u tho

we can play another time ye ?

[lament jacinth]

👀

[hexed jewel]

cya bud

[mighty remnant]

note to self: check calculator before solving questions

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

[mighty remnant]

imagine spending all the time to answer a question, just to get it wrong because the calculator was on degrees instead of radians 🫠

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/geng-gengar-gif-24661117

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-aubrey-tanis-shhh-be-quiet-gif-20700366

[thin pewter]

how can i change country on chess.com\

[grim edge]

in settings

[thin pewter]

when i change it it doesnt change

like it shows for a second

but when i go to the play lobby

[nimble niche]

you have to press save

[thin pewter]

i am

ill screenshare

chessstreaming 2

[nimble niche]

make sure it actually saves

[thin pewter]

ok

[hexed jewel]

are u a gerl

[thin pewter]

ill try

ok i got it to work

[mighty remnant]

wuts a gerl

[thin pewter]

ty

[gray saddle]

Sweet home alabama!

[mystic stream]

I'm a gerl too

[grim edge]

So do i

gear

[mighty remnant]

yay zax is here

[mystic stream]

I can't win anymore bro

I have 3 draws this tournament

[grim edge]

metal gear rising: revengeance

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/kel-omori-buffer-omocat-omorigame-gif-22940562

[grim edge]

oh hey larsen

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM catlivesmatter

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2110 (2110 peak)
Blitz: 2388 (2485 peak)
Bullet: 2474 (2511 peak)

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-happy-omori-happy-hi-omori-hi-omori-hellow-gif-25349448

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hello, what are you doing here WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE (gmneelakantan)

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Name: hello, what are you doing here WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE (gmneelakantan)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1821 (1836 peak)
Blitz: 1793 (1841 peak)
Bullet: 1910 (1951 peak)

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[mighty remnant]

thats me

[mystic stream]

Lmao

Pixelated u wanna 1v1?

[mighty remnant]

i don't play d4 though 😭

[mystic stream]

D4 is easy to win against fr

[grim edge]

i couldnt care less

[thin pewter]

london system

london system

[mystic stream]

London is bad

[mighty remnant]

zax i'm learning d4

[grim edge]

wdym lol

[mystic stream]

I hit 2100 raoid today

[mighty remnant]

i must know all pawn structures

[mighty remnant]

gg

2100 raoid is really good

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-stonks-stonk-jam-head-shot-hans-gif-21157324

big dubs larsen

[mystic stream]

Maybe later

[mighty remnant]

(from a 1500)

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/geng-gengar-gif-24661117

[grim edge]

ok

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/gengar-jumping-dancing-gif-14251391

[mighty remnant]

wuts that pokemon called again

pikachu?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/gengar-gengar-pokemon-shocked-sad-gif-23561784

[abstract lance]

THIS IS MY SMARTEST MOVE

[mighty remnant]

its a joke dw

[hexed jewel]

LOL

[split haven]

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[abstract lance]

DID U SEE DAT MOVE OMG

[mighty remnant]

ik its not pikachu but idk wut it is

oh
its called gengar

[grim edge]

ITS GENGAR

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[grim edge]

wohoo you got

who is zax

[mighty remnant]

i checked the gif link 💀

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

tbh i dont blame you lol

[mighty remnant]

idk pokemon im sowwy

[grim edge]

dats fine dats fine

i wanna change my pfp but i feel like if i changed it to a anime girl i would not see the light of day lol

[broken portal]

i just know pikachu

[mighty remnant]

change it into anime girl

[broken portal]

do it do it

[hexed jewel]

bro lost while having 6.9 secs

[mighty remnant]

ouch

[broken portal]

i would say nice for the wrong reason

[grim edge]

tempting

[broken portal]

i do it to just do it

[mighty remnant]

change it to

[nimble niche]

I've never gotten a single DM asking if I was a girl

[mighty remnant]

you don't seem like one

[grim edge]

idk genders dont matter

[mighty remnant]

im sowwy please forgive

[nimble niche]

~~gender assuming? ~~

[remote python]

yeah thats it

[mighty remnant]

i never assumed gender

[nimble niche]

that's the scotch opening

[civic belfry]

condom companies killing their future companies and cigarettes kill their best customers

[mint yew]

Who pinged me

[remote python]

oh ok cool, than I play the scotch

[nimble niche]

you said i don't seem like a girl, but how do you know im not one?

[remote python]

srry that was me replying to your previous post about my opening

it was from last night. I just saw it this morning

[broken portal]

some mf asked if i was trans

[mighty remnant]

the part where i said you don't seem like a girl was a joke?
also are you one?

[mighty remnant]

someone asked me if they could dissect me 💀

[nimble niche]

no im not, im a tribe monkey

[broken portal]

only cuz i had she/her pronouns as a joke nd i sounded like a dude thas why they asked LOL

[mighty remnant]

hm ok

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-mari-neutral-consider-yourself-consider-gif-21930128

[nimble niche]

I have both he/him and she/her pronoun roles

[mighty remnant]

my pronouns are white/black when playing chess games

[grim edge]

might change it later feeling a litte insane today ngl

[strange skiff]

hiiiii

how are ya guys

[mighty remnant]

woah
cute

[grim edge]

Hey Anitta Awesome to see you

[mystic stream]

Bad

[mighty remnant]

tbh everything is cute

[strange skiff]

hope it gets better, random

[grim edge]

i even changed the bio to something wholesome

[strange skiff]

great to see ya too zax

[mystic stream]

Me too

[broken portal]

AYEEE GOOOD PFP

[digital phoenix]

Food

[strange skiff]

Lasaga

[mighty remnant]

you forgor the comma

[broken portal]

did u take that from one of the nightcore videos or smth zax

[mighty remnant]

hi lasagna :D

should i change my pfp

[digital phoenix]

To what

[grim edge]

done

i indeed did forgor

[mighty remnant]

mhm
gotta work on that grammar

[digital phoenix]

Srop forgoring

[broken portal]

srop

[grim edge]

lol yes i already checked out all song they were stright up heat thx fr

[digital phoenix]

U know what’s fire

[broken portal]

its a very old list

like 2020 made

[strange skiff]

1KB

[digital phoenix]

A wooden house after I light a match

[strange skiff]

lol

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/kel-omori-omori-omori-kel-gif-25939598

[mystic stream]

[grim edge]

Ruy Lopez: Marshall, Main line, Spassky Variation
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5 a6 4.Ba4 Nf6 5.O-O Be7 6.Re1 b5 7.Bb3 O-O 8.c3 d5 9.exd5 Nxd5 10.Nxe5 Nxe5 11.Rxe5 c6 12.d4 Bd6 13.Re1 Qh4 14.g3 Qh3 15.Be3 Bg4 16.Qd3 Rae8 17.Nd2 Re6 18.a4 Qh5

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[tame dragon]

im gonna test if i'm better at chess than a dog
if i lose i will be severely dissapointed in myself

[digital phoenix]

Spassky more like spasm

[broken portal]

ok wtf

[civic belfry]

martin>hikaru

[strange skiff]

say "your bedroom drapes after I light a match" to sound more threatening