💬〡general-off-topic

[stuck kestrel]

accept

ill resend

[misty sedge]

Idk whether that's a good thing or bad thing but still 🔥🔥🔥💪💪

[stuck kestrel]

same opening ?

Lets change it up

london is trash but ok

[opaque apex]

it's ok I got better

[compact oyster]

য়

[stuck kestrel]

NOOO

[compact oyster]

সুপ

[stuck kestrel]

Im so stupid i forgot it was rapid not blitz 😭

[compact oyster]

এয়েজদিস

কুত্তা

ফাক অফ

[merry horizon]

kannad?

[compact oyster]

এহ?

[gray tangle]

What language is that

[compact oyster]

Phack

[merry horizon]

bro that 1080

[misty sedge]

I don't see the reason or context behind the image, but still 🔥💪💪💪😘

[compact oyster]

সাগ্মা দিয নাটয

[violet coral]

no

[misty sedge]

First time ever agreeing to someone

[compact oyster]

[stuck kestrel]

i only played it cuz i didnt want the same boring opening but now im regretting it

[misty sedge]

Wise decision very very wise

[river moth]

im so sagma

[gray tangle]

Teach me senpai

[compact oyster]

Nah its a divine language

[violet coral]

@unreal barn no

[grim edge]

[gray tangle]

@grim edge how do you focus on mobile ? I mean it has a small screen

[stuck kestrel]

ironic

[grim edge]

It's a Benoni

[stuck kestrel]

isnt that horse free

[latent pebble]

Wtf u play d4 now?

[grim edge]

It is i won

[violet heath]

Is 900 elo good

[stuck kestrel]

No.

[hard gyro]

Sup guys

[stuck kestrel]

sop

[grim edge]

My e4 winrate is 55 % my d4 winrate is 75% so i switched

[stuck kestrel]

yes, another follower of the cult

[hard gyro]

Scillian.

[hard gyro]

Winrate% tends to be higher if you play lesser games with that opening.

[stuck kestrel]

There, now lets go again

[grim edge]

What's you're problem with d4 ? The world champion is a D4 player 🗿

[stuck kestrel]

This time i wont blunder

[latent pebble]

Ding sucks

[broken portal]

ive seen zaxs d4 games they are good, do u play jobava london tho zax?

[latent pebble]

Pretty sure catalan

[stuck kestrel]

d4 is good bruh

[broken portal]

seen him play london alot of times

[stuck kestrel]

queens gambit is d4

what is this,

[grim edge]

Yes Catalan, Jobava London, London, Queens gambit are the 4 i play right now

[hard gyro]

D4 is too positional for my taste.

[stuck kestrel]

i fear this response the most

tarraschy

No i dont but its col

I dont even know what this is called i just play it cuz i like it

[latent pebble]

ew

[teal dragon]

He admits!!

[grim edge]

I agree

Shush

[hard gyro]

Wow

Imma learn London just to spite some people

[latent pebble]

If you're going to play boring stuff to get some rating might as well quit fr

[teal dragon]

Catalan inifinite theory glitch

[stuck kestrel]

italian

[grim edge]

I don't play the London I'm a by heart Catalan player

[hard gyro]

That doesn't make sense.

[stuck kestrel]

im already worse man

[teal dragon]

"Boring stuff" plays ruy lopez

[stuck kestrel]

how does this happen

[grim edge]

Did i win that game .-.

[latent pebble]

How so, entice me

[hard gyro]

"boring stuff"
Plays Scandi and moves Queen back to d8

[grim edge]

To all chess .com members Goodbye. Ive had a long think about it and I have come to a conclusion that I don’t love this server anymore. I hate it. It’s just a shi tty server that has no form of success. I’ve decided to support a bigger server, like lichess

[stuck kestrel]

than his what

[restive storm]

How did zax play the london💀

[latent pebble]

Scandi not boring lmao

[latent pebble]

real

[hard gyro]

Bye, hope you find the truth soon.

[teal dragon]

See? E4 just boring

[restive storm]

Yeah why

[restive storm]

Ruy Lopez is interesting

[stuck kestrel]

No.

[latent pebble]

Italian better

[hard gyro]

So is d4.

I think we can agree that both openings have their boring variations.

[restive storm]

Ok possibly but if both players play theory for a while it’ll be interesting

[blissful island]

chess.com isnt working for me, idk why though

[latent pebble]

ok and

[stuck kestrel]

huh

[grim edge]

I am into

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[grim edge]

Paris system

[hard gyro]

"The best player plays it, so it MUST be the best?!!"

[stuck kestrel]

should i take or not

ok fine

[blissful island]

its the latest version for the windows version though

[grim edge]

It is

London is easy to learn

[hard gyro]

Not the best opening. No opening is "the best"

[stuck kestrel]

yeah its a setup based too

[blissful island]

how do i fix it

[grim edge]

Trolling season

[hard gyro]

So is Vienna.

[raw frigate]

Duh its a system opening 😭😭

[grim edge]

Exactly my point-

[stuck kestrel]

yeah

[grim edge]

Openings don't even matter

[teal dragon]

True

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[grim edge]

Middlegames are more important

[grim edge]

That's why I play Vienna!

[hard gyro]

I swear Imma learn London just to spite some people lmao.

[latent pebble]

Futile argument by him I agree

[grim edge]

I need ice cream

[fallen storm]

yayy, I did the rosen stalemate:)

[latent pebble]

Magnus has played the wayward, does that mean it's the best?!?!!

[stuck kestrel]

I like ur funny words magic man

[blissful island]

no

[stuck kestrel]

Im gonna pretend like ik what ur talking about

[fallen storm]

it never worked

[hard gyro]

Hikaru AND Magnus played Bongcloud, doesn't mean it's good.

And no, it isn't.

[grim edge]

Ngl tennison gambit in bullet is lethal

I need a good place to study kings indian ngl

[hard gyro]

No, Idc if it's a meme

[stuck kestrel]

[bright glade]

i wonder how the next game will turn out

[teal dragon]

Damn we got sherlock up in here

[grim edge]

How about india

[grim edge]

😂😂

[grim edge]

Loss?

[hard gyro]

So is Fried Liver.

[bright glade]

wrong answer

[grim edge]

But it doesn't win you the game-

[grim edge]

Hm ok

[hard gyro]

It's still good.

[teal dragon]

Gambit the knight

[grim edge]

Yea never denied that

[latent pebble]

Fried liver is literally bad for black

[teal dragon]

Thats why you play it as white

[hard gyro]

Obviously. It's an opening for White

[grim edge]

I reverse fried livered someone in bullet once

[grim edge]

Gimme a good name i wanna change to d4 player aswell 🥶😋

[latent pebble]

Ng5 is not the fried liver

[hard gyro]

I did so in Rapid.

[latent pebble]

Black can choose to allow the fried liver

[grim edge]

Your opp was dumb af

[raw frigate]

No lol

[teal dragon]

Dont remember saying that tbf

[latent pebble]

Nxd5 is the fried liver

[grim edge]

after d5 and exd5 on fried liver you attack the bishop with the knight on c6, which is best for black

[hard gyro]

They were.

[grim edge]

Or play the traxler

[hard gyro]

[teal dragon]

Uhhh the pressure 😰😰

[latent pebble]

no that's bad

[stuck kestrel]

QUEENS GAMBIT

[hard gyro]

That's lethal if White continues the attack.

[latent pebble]

you're down a clean pawn or even more, the traxler is refuted

[grim edge]

No pressure i trust you're instincts 🗿🔥

[teal dragon]

Ok ok

[raw frigate]

Its called the two knights attack and not the fried liver only fried liver if black takes back the pawn

[restive storm]

@grim edge I'm debating whether to play Re8 or Qe8 here
can you give me your opinion

[hard gyro]

Wait what, why lol?

[stuck kestrel]

shit

[hard gyro]

Isn't this cheating?

[stuck kestrel]

i hate my self

[restive storm]

it's not a live game

[stuck kestrel]

ok nevermind

[hard gyro]

Oh.

[torn rune]

hello

[teal dragon]

Charming d4 player 🤩

[grim edge]

D4 is for old people

[stuck kestrel]

cringe d4 player

lol

[teal dragon]

I am 18 afterall 👴

[grim edge]

I'm 17 👴

[restive storm]

for me personally I like Qe8 and it might be what I choose unless someone convinces me, because first of all the fork trick with Re8 won't work because white has Bg5, while with Qe8 the Bg5 pin does nothing
also, the rook on f8 can be useful for supporting f5 in the future, or just protecting f7 in case of Kh8
and a less significant one, but the queen on e8 also covers b5, which allows for potential b5 pawn pushes in the future

[grim edge]

Buddy i meant old old, not fossil old

[hard gyro]

What did d4 player do to you btw

[teal dragon]

I remember how the dinosaurs sounded

[grim edge]

I remember before the dinosaur's 🗿🔥

[teal dragon]

Wow

[hollow pendant]

can someone help me with a chess position real quick

[stuck kestrel]

no

[teal dragon]

Not if its live

[hard gyro]

Is it a live game?

[hollow pendant]

nope

[grim edge]

just use UpDawg

[stuck kestrel]

please stop

[hollow pendant]

oh ok thx

[hard gyro]

Move ke7

[grim edge]

silence

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[grim edge]

DAMN IT

[hollow pendant]

uhmm

[grim edge]

you’re suppose to say “what’s UpDawg”

[hard gyro]

I like updawg

[hollow pendant]

ah

[hard gyro]

Nothing dawg, what's up with you?

[hollow pendant]

srr im bad english 😦

[latent pebble]

We are bad English

[stuck kestrel]

hey bad english im eyepatch

[hard gyro]

They are bad English.

[grim edge]

Random pic of my dog

[grim edge]

breed?

[mortal heart]

Nothing

[hollow pendant]

im bad English so i cant spell English good

just playing a password game and it rq a chess position to be solve...

[fiery reef]

snowball breed

[plain cloud]

どうしたの

[restive storm]

makes sense, both moves are good and I think both are also recommendations from engines
It might just be a matter of personal choice here, because the queen on d8 protects c7 as well
I like Qe8 though I think it could be tricky for some players

[grim edge]

🗿💀 what

[hollow pendant]

パスワード ゲームをプレイするだけで、ポジションを解決する必要があります

[latent pebble]

Dog in the house

[stuck kestrel]

pixel did u plan for this

is this a trap or what

im confused

LETS GO

[hollow pendant]

so can someone help me with this?

[grim edge]

I know I'm sinning

[hollow pendant]

i cant send image so i need to be dm

[plain cloud]

Dm

[stuck kestrel]

pixel just resign i need the clout 🤑

[hard gyro]

English-only server btw.

[grim edge]

I couldn't care less;)

[hollow pendant]

oh srr

[hard gyro]

No issues.

[sleek oriole]

how much weight?

[hard gyro]

Push-ups kill me to do.

I managed only 35 today in Gym

[sleek oriole]

solid. nice

[hard gyro]

How many pull-ups per set do you do?

[fluid kraken]

HELLLL NO

TO THE NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOOO

[hard gyro]

Same, though I am 17-

[hearty galleon]

🌕

[hard gyro]

How many push-ups?

Non-stop?

[stuck kestrel]

WAIT

NO I MISCLICKED

[hard gyro]

Are you an athlete or smth?

[stuck kestrel]

I SWEAR I MISCLICKED SHITTTT

[pallid palm]

I'm gothamchess
Proof:
I'm watching a chess game, it's quite a sight to see
But this player's moves are making me scream
He's leaving his pieces undefended, for all to take
And now his position is starting to break
You're telling me he missed a checkmate in one?
You're saying he didn't see the mate in one?
This guy is playing like he's never played before
He's making moves that make me want to hit the floor
He's moving his pawns without a care
Not knowing that they're hanging in the air
His bishop's trapped, his knight is pinned
It's like he's playing with no plan to win
You're telling me he missed a fork on move eight?
You're saying he didn't see the fork on move eight?
This guy is playing like he's lost his mind
I'm starting to wonder if he's colorblind
Well, at least he's having fun playing this game
Even though he's putting his pieces in shame
Maybe he'll learn from this defeat
And next time he'll play like a pro on the beat.

[hard gyro]

No wonder.

[stuck kestrel]

bro pixel when u misclick i give it to u but when i misclick u dont.

[restive storm]

oof

[stuck kestrel]

wow

[hard gyro]

Alright, we get it, you're baby Hulk.

Jesus, this is why I get self-conscious.

[radiant vale]

how are you connected and trusted at the same time

[hard gyro]

Lemme check.

I got good genetics. My muscles look amazing (according to others), and I ain't even going to Gym.

[pallid palm]

I just am because I'm gothamchess

[radiant vale]

fair enough

[hard gyro]

Maybe I can do that stuff too after 14 months. I just started Gym 3 days ago.

[pallid palm]

Go blunder a queen for all I care for

[plain cloud]

Just grow another pair of balls and you'll be jacked

[stuck kestrel]

i hate u

[clever gust]

Who tf is chess CEO bro

[plain cloud]

Simple

[clever gust]

How do I get it say real ceo

[sleek oriole]

hahaha this was an april fools parnk

[plain cloud]

Ask who is the fake ceo

[hard gyro]

I am 48kgs.

[clever gust]

WELL IT DOESN'T SAY THE REAL CEO

[stuck kestrel]

😐

[restive storm]

@grim edge you were completely lost

[grim edge]

the april fools prank is still number 1 💀

[bright glade]

mm yes in the completely winning endgame, also i challenged u to bullet

[hard gyro]

How am I 48 kgs

[bright glade]

dangit

[sleek oriole]

ur so light I could biceps curl you

[glossy radish]

help

[grim edge]

hi v

[bright glade]

sent

[hard gyro]

My punches ain't weak tho

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[hard gyro]

HERE'S THE THING.

I am 17 years old 5'8 guy.

[grim edge]

Does anyone here know a book on basic endgames?

[hard gyro]

And I play a bunch of sports too.

Cricket, Football, Boxing, Swmming, Badminton.

[grim edge]

i used to have one, but i forgot the name

[sleek oriole]

eat bro ☠️

[clever gust]

Does the rating role show your pb or current

[hard gyro]

IT IS.

I DON'T KNOW.

I AM JUST MAGICALLY HEALTHY WITH THIS WEIGHT.

[fast kiln]

Gaming

[rough umbra]

hi

[grim edge]

Hey you're an expert on the Italian?

[grim edge]

hi

[hard gyro]

Yet I feel no significant effect on my health.

[grim edge]

what is ur favourite italian variation

Is there any literature you could recommend on the Italian?

[hard gyro]

Yes.

All 6

[grim edge]

skinny abs are 🤢

[hard gyro]

Imma crush you with a sledgehammer.

My metabolism is too fast. I am trying, bruv.

[grim edge]

if you can lift it

[hard gyro]

Today? Strength training.

[grim edge]

count calories

set a calorie goal

[hard gyro]

I can lift unreasonably heavy stuff for my weight.

[clever gust]

Guys someone said they let someone else play in their account please ping mods there

Thats cheating btw

[grim edge]

who

[clever gust]

Knight rider

[grim edge]

where’s the message

[clever gust]

Scroll

[hard gyro]

Don't know, the trainer didn't tell me. I forgot to ask. I gotta ask about it tomorrow.

[clever gust]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[hard gyro]

A trainer working at a gym I am going to. He is pretty good.

Idk, he came with the gym. 2k Rupees per month.

[grim edge]

Sup guys

I like women 🚺

I like food

[hard gyro]

I literally just said, 2k.

[grim edge]

I like women for food

[hard gyro]

He's not a personal trainer.

[ornate ivy]

Tf

[grim edge]

Rupees? Dollars? Bananas?

[hard gyro]

Just helps everyone

[hard gyro]

Rupees, dude. Why would I change to Indian.

[opaque apex]

this is what math teachers do in school lmao

[chrome merlin]

hio

[hard gyro]

No, just to stay fit.

[ornate ivy]

How much $ per month?

[grim edge]

Ok cool

[hard gyro]

Idk, 24.41

[clever gust]

BRO WHERE ARE MODS

[ornate ivy]

Oh that’s not bad I spend way more

[grim edge]

How much do you spend Moon

[ornate ivy]

Dm me

[hard gyro]

Yeah, and the trainers actually pay attention to what we are doing.

[ornate ivy]

Shut up

[hard gyro]

Nah.

[novel moat]

moon can you pay my gym membership

[grim edge]

Delhi?

[hard gyro]

Bikaner

[ornate ivy]

Oh I don’t use a trainer

[clever gust]

BRO WHY ARE MODS NOT RESPONDING EVEN IN CHESS TAPK

[ornate ivy]

I wish

[grim edge]

Mine too

[ornate ivy]

I spent probs 120 a month

[hard gyro]

I don't too. He just helps everyone.

[grim edge]

wtf

I’m 2-0

[clever gust]

Wtf

[grim edge]

This morning

[flint portal]

What’s a good grip strength

[ornate ivy]

W

[grim edge]

What would you do if a kid asks you "Uncle zi mujhe paani de diziye, mera gala sook ra hai

[novel moat]

i finally got to 2000 blitz

[clever gust]

A good grip strength is, a good one

[hard gyro]

I would give him water.

[grim edge]

@ornate ivy how much do you pay

Everyone here is a beast at chess give me time to catch up

hey

[clever gust]

Well kids are weak af

[grim edge]

But rajast-

[ornate ivy]

120

[clever gust]

Bro I don't understand where are mods

[flint portal]

I’m 16 male and my grip both hands is 140 and my bw is 130

[hard gyro]

Bruv, we ain't suffering from droughts. We have plenty of water.

[grim edge]

Any GM in this server?

[clever gust]

The messege here got deleted so they are here

[ornate ivy]

Yeah y

[flint portal]

Dang

[clever gust]

So whoever is here go look at chess talk ping

[grim edge]

USD? Dem- bruh where are you going? Some Arnold gym?

[bright glade]

lmao

[flint portal]

What’s ur bw

[grim edge]

I’m just curious id figure best learn from the pros right?

[grim edge]

Hehe

[hard gyro]

Are you gonna be a bodybuilder?

[hard gyro]

Where are you from btw?

[clever gust]

Who's the physicaly strongest player with a title

[grim edge]

Delhi

[flint portal]

What’s ur bench

[hard gyro]

Nein

[bright glade]

dangit i missed h5 before trading rooks i suck holy crap

[clever gust]

Physically

[flint portal]

Same

[ornate ivy]

Nah but protien and all that stuff

[hard gyro]

Ah, still gotta wear masks even in 2023, huh.

[bright glade]

this is literally the easiest win if i had played h5

[flint portal]

I do calisthenics

[clever gust]

Can I ping server mods twice if no response

[hard gyro]

No.

[grim edge]

just wait

[flint portal]

Not sure but I can do like 5 reps with 50lbs

[grim edge]

No I've mutated so I can breathe without O2

I’ll train a GM in Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu in exchange for chess training

[clever gust]

Alr

[bright glade]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

if you can bench 50kg twice you can bench 100kg 💯🥶

[bright glade]

@grim edge but nice game it was fun i shouldve found h5 but its alright atleast i didnt lose

[alpine cosmos]

That is a good theory

[ornate ivy]

Lmao

[hard gyro]

Average Indian 13 year old making cringy jokes.

[final lark]

who wanna do some games

[alpine cosmos]

me

[flint portal]

My body weight is 130 and I can bench 165

[final lark]

four can we do our mathc now?

[tidal scaffold]

what

[grim edge]

the math is mathing

[ornate ivy]

What’s your guys max squat

[final lark]

rating?

k

[hard gyro]

Idc that I lift light, I am just starting.

[alpine cosmos]

400

[final lark]

1350 kek

[alpine cosmos]

I CAN WIN

[final lark]

sowwy

[alpine cosmos]

what is ur user

[bright glade]

nah we're respecting each other too much

[final lark]

https://play.chess.com/EenVA

[flint portal]

I’m training for full planch

[grim edge]

Idk my deadlift but I can pick up kids who weight 45 kgs and throw them about 2m away- @ornate ivy

The arms would detach

[flint portal]

Ah

[grim edge]

I hate mobile

[grim edge]

No

How do some of y'all have a different trusted color?

[tidal scaffold]

Whenever i do squats it only builds my quads

[grim edge]

I pressed my rook and it made me castle

[tidal scaffold]

Nothing else

[grim edge]

...idk man-

[tidal scaffold]

I have the taylor swift no ass build

man

[grim edge]

Also charge your phone

[flint portal]

Normal push ups just body weight is 60 reps max

Nice

[merry robin]

im new

im new hel

[flint portal]

I haven’t tried to max ina while

Nice

[grim edge]

Hey anyone down for bullet?

[flint portal]

I love do front levers

[tidal scaffold]

Hello! Try to connect your chess.com account so you can get the trusted role in the future

[tidal scaffold]

Sure, 1 min or 30s ?

[grim edge]

1 min

10 games

[bright glade]

@grim edge not touching rapid again today

[grim edge]

I'm 300 rated

[tidal scaffold]

nice, can we do it unranked ?

[flint portal]

Can u do handstand push ups

[grim edge]

Obviously unrated

[flint portal]

lol

[final lark]

anybody wanna do some chess

[merry robin]

im an obese chess rat

[tidal scaffold]

https://play.chess.com/q3FGi

[grim edge]

So it's always a draw

[bright glade]

surprisingly pixel doesnt hang pieces

[grim edge]

I cant join

hi, anyone down to play?

[flint portal]

I wanna see my 1 rep max for push up

[bright glade]

too much rapid for one day

[final lark]

me, rating?

[grim edge]

1100

[final lark]

1350 here

[flint portal]

I have a friend that’s 130 I’ll stick him on my back xD

[grim edge]

shall i send the link?

[final lark]

https://play.chess.com/G2KLk

[flint portal]

Yeah

[grim edge]

My opponent declined my queens Gambit with a bishop 💀

[merry robin]

i came here to find spectra because he is constantly harrassing me about how much he likes wap

[flint portal]

What’s ur max 1 arm push-ups no weight

[final lark]

so?

[feral tundra]

Hikaru.

[merry robin]

you guys are frick rats so im leaving

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/Uv1Jc

[flint portal]

I can do like 7

[final lark]

I just did a quickplay game

sorry let me finish it

[flint portal]

xD

[merry robin]

child predator

[final lark]

?

[flint portal]

I suck at pull ups

[merry robin]

molesting kids

[flint portal]

I can’t do reps very well

[final lark]

k

[merry robin]

oh wait wrong server

[flint portal]

Only like 20 - 25

[merry robin]

you're the child molester so nvm fred

[final lark]

?

[flint portal]

Yeah

[merry robin]

this is wrong server fred

[final lark]

ok

ah

[merry robin]

im trying to catch him

[flint portal]

My bw is only 130 lol

[grim edge]

@final lark you know this guy?

[final lark]

nope

I think tis a troll

[merry robin]

i'm being serious

i work with skeeter jean

[bright glade]

[final lark]

?

[merry robin]

the famous child pred catcher

[final lark]

ah

[merry robin]

i work for his team

[grim edge]

i love that guy

[grim edge]

oh shit fr?

[merry robin]

i work for him

[final lark]

ok?

[grim edge]

that’s epic

[final lark]

idgaf

[grim edge]

i care stfu

[merry robin]

boohoo i got insulted by a obese chess rat

[queen canyon]

I worked 6 hours in a construction site today, i got so tired i almost vomited, but it was worth it i got some pretty good money out of it

[final lark]

he thought I was a predator 💀

[high oasis]

yeah thats weird

[grim edge]

wtf

why

[final lark]

idk

[high oasis]

because dudes weird

[merry robin]

im looking a child pred named fred

wrong fred tho

[final lark]

ok

cool

[high oasis]

bro just relax its a chess server

[merry robin]

exactly

[high oasis]

can we talk about something else

[final lark]

man what I do

[high oasis]

not you fred youre fine

[final lark]

ok then

[merry robin]

statistics say that 92.9% of chess player are obese child predators (buzzfeed so its true)

[final lark]

fair

I just play after school

[merry robin]

ok

[high oasis]

shut your mouth why is that all you talk about

[final lark]

"Relax it's a chess server"

[merry robin]

typical fred W

[high oasis]

yeah but this isnt chess its j useless chatter

[final lark]

🥭

[merry robin]

🍇 😿

[teal dragon]

Bishop sac to win rook

[feral tundra]

Mango

[grim edge]

It's white to move not black to move

[teal dragon]

O

[merry robin]

what is a pride pawn

what is a pride pawn

[grim edge]

a pawn with pride

[merry robin]

why does someone I know have one

[bright glade]

i didnt imagine id make 3 draws against pixel

i really must be washed

[grim edge]

because they wanted it

[merry robin]

i like girls

[grim edge]

🗿

[teal dragon]

Be who you are~ FORRR YOUR PRIIIIDDEEE

[grim edge]

GG

[bright glade]

i want to take his soul and watch as his position crumbles

[grim edge]

that’s cool i guess

[bright glade]

he's a friend so i can want that

[grim edge]

How about you don't

[bright glade]

its what friends do, drive their friends into despair and take their souls

[grim edge]

Moiz in his villain arc

[merry robin]

but i make out with men sometimes

[molten ember]

any one up for a game

[grim edge]

wanna play?

[scenic holly]

bruh I lost 9 games in a row

[molten ember]

lets go

[stuck kestrel]

I will hate pixel until we get a rematch again

[grim edge]

Sem

shall i send the link?

[merry robin]

no i will

[molten ember]

k

[teal dragon]

Such a hateable personality

[stuck kestrel]

i need to play him again

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/243Kf

[stuck kestrel]

No im just a salty player

I hate anyone that beats me in chess

[teal dragon]

Im a zesty player 🙈🙈

[final lark]

ofc you enjoy d4

[visual robin]

i quit

i lost 117 ELO

[final lark]

im fighting a 1713 rn

[visual robin]

I HAT E THIS

[merry robin]

grrrrrr

[final lark]

on a rated match

[visual robin]

I WAS GONE FOR 2 MONTHS AND MY CHESS BRAIN WENT AWAY

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-kumala-mrtti-gif-25688572

[stuck kestrel]

same

[uncut adder]

who want 1v1 no rated match ?

[visual robin]

i hate this

im bout to watch a 2 hours tutorial how to be good on chess

[merry robin]

stop negative

[fallen storm]

gogogo

[merry robin]

baby talk

[uncut adder]

whats your username

[fallen storm]

mama

[fallen storm]

Master8413

[uncut adder]

ok wait

[merry robin]

gogogaga help my mommy fantasy

[final lark]

I'm fine

[merry robin]

i didnt ask you111!!11!!!!

[violet heath]

01010100 01100101 01111000 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01000011 01101111 01101110 01110110 01100101 01110010 01110100 01100101 01110010 00001010

[uncut adder]

oh you are french

[merry robin]

fredrick i didnt ask you!!1!111111!!!1

[final lark]

k

[fallen storm]

that changes everything, right?

[fallen storm]

ask him then

[merry robin]

question mark

[merry robin]

i did and he ghosted me

i have a dm with him

[fallen storm]

ghost yourself then

[uncut adder]

i sent u

[grim edge]

hello

[final lark]

IM UP 4 AGAINST A 1713

[merry robin]

😿

[final lark]

I WON

YEAHHHH

[sleek oriole]

they suck

[final lark]

ye I'm 1350

[sleek oriole]

gjgj

[final lark]

but I did some goated tactics

[merry robin]

grrrr!!1!!!!!!11111

[teal dragon]

!WELCOME@merry robin

!welcome @merry robin

[stable jungle]

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[merry robin]

wtf

[teal dragon]

:)

[merry robin]

bust down rollie avalanche

[sleek oriole]

got scared

[merry robin]

kitten roleplay time 😳 😳 😳

[final lark]

yeah, if anything you are the weird one

[teal dragon]

Rawr 🐻 🤪🤪🤪

[merry robin]

discord kitten

[grim edge]

thought we're gonna play

[sleek oriole]

WOOF

[grim edge]

i see how it is

[final lark]

yeah I finished my games

k lets go 🙂

[teal dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-gif-23883426

[merry robin]

fredrick is mad at you\

[final lark]

NVM

[teal dragon]

Embeded fail

[final lark]

I GOT THE 1713 TO FIGHT ME AgAIN

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-staring-funny-gif-13590085

[grim edge]

wow

1713... must be a really good player

[final lark]

I beat him

[merry robin]

applaud

[grim edge]

gonna send you a link in dm

[sleek oriole]

fake profile!!! cancelled

[merry robin]

🇹🇷 🍆 🔫

[teal dragon]

WHAAT

[merry robin]

what

[teal dragon]

Tf this supposed to mean😰😰😰

[merry robin]

turkey egg plant... shot!!!1111!111

[teal dragon]

🤯🤯🤯🍆🔪

[merry robin]

my honest reaction to that information: https://new.uschess.org/people/boyd-reed

[teal dragon]

Ip grobber

[rose thunder]

i just enter the chat for the first time today, and i see this

[merry robin]

it literally says uschess

[merry robin]

turkey eggplant got shot

[teal dragon]

Not my problem🤪🤪

[merry robin]

kinda kinky

[rose thunder]

im leaving now

sh already getting too heated

[merry robin]

no!!!1111!!11!!!

[teal dragon]

Bye pookie!+

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/goobye-chat-chat-goodbye-discord-gif-25700760

[merry robin]

pls no don't leave!!1!!11!!!

https://tenor.com/view/googas-wet-wet-cat-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-20820186

[merry robin]

gay

[grim edge]

Wow

[merry robin]

what

[grim edge]

I just beat a 2100 rated

In rapid awesome

[final lark]

I just beat a 1713

[final lark]

same

[rose thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-star-wars-hip-hop-hooray-naughty-by-nature-rap-gif-24350355

[merry robin]

thats assault

[grim edge]

Double Awesome

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

😂

[merry robin]

the meatriding is insane

[wicked gorge]

2100s are bad

[merry robin]

🇹🇷

[merry robin]

that guy likes little kids

[rose thunder]

1000s are bad

[wicked gorge]

also true

[grim edge]

😂fr

Bro was down 3 pawns

Imma dm mitzu

Endgame skill

[wicked gorge]

ew you play d4

[grim edge]

what's your rating?

[wicked gorge]

🤨

[rose thunder]

lil cuz asked if he had games on his phone

[final lark]

1350

[silk ruin]

what about a 1550 are they still cheeks haha

[wicked gorge]

yes

[final lark]

jojo reference

[wicked gorge]

literally everyone is

[grim edge]

Ding liren plays D4

[merry robin]

you frick rat!111!!!!1

[final lark]

technically a jojo reference

[rose thunder]

IM TELLING MOOOM

[wicked gorge]

ding is an exception

[merry robin]

most sane gojo fan

[wicked gorge]

so is levon

[merry robin]

stop1111111

[grim edge]

you dont wanna play anymore?

[thin pewter]

hi can i talk to a chess.com admin in dms rq

[final lark]

in a game

[teal dragon]

Yes i am a cheek 🤪🙈🙈🤭✨

[wicked gorge]

why would u need to talk to an admin

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/SmsuahBMMQgAAAAM/heavens-door-jojo.gif

[merry robin]

😳

[silk ruin]

haha same

[thin pewter]

specific reasons that aren't supposed to be public

[merry robin]

be quiet gojo fan

[merry robin]

uh oh

[grim edge]

What is a 2k then

[rose thunder]

gogo

[merry robin]

gojo*

[wicked gorge]

🤨

[silk ruin]

still cheeks

[teal dragon]

Whats a king to a god

[wicked gorge]

zax are you 2k yet

[rose thunder]

MY MOM

[merry robin]

gojos average adventure

[grim edge]

I'm like 40 away

[elder salmon]

Jojo p8 is insane

[wicked gorge]

oh it's ggs then

[teal dragon]

Jojos boring day out

[merry robin]

hear me out

[teal dragon]

NO-

[wicked gorge]

u get 2k easily within a week

[merry robin]

gojo*

[wicked gorge]

or faster

[elder salmon]

Okay Gojo

[grim edge]

Dw chess.com preparing my down fall i was 1780 1 and a half week ago I've been winning to much i know I'll fall down 🗿

[teal dragon]

HUH

[grim edge]

I hate my classmates

[wicked gorge]

nah you're just built different

[teal dragon]

Quiet kid arc

[wicked gorge]

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/MKpqR-aLLzYAAAAM/pov-you.gif

[grim edge]

whatever u do, plz dont shoot them

[teal dragon]

LMFAOAOAOAO

[rose thunder]

if i were you i would let my forehead do the typing of racial slurs at the opponent 💀

[grim edge]

Dw I'm not American

[modern crown]

som1 join chess streaming 2

[merry robin]

can i

[grim edge]

Neh they shit

[teal dragon]

Actually so real

[modern crown]

sure

[wicked gorge]

I rlly should get back to actually playing chess I'm so washed 🤨

[merry robin]

yay

[grim edge]

I'd rather stay at home

New PFP looks awesome

[merry robin]

ic ant speak

[rose thunder]

kid named time:

[teal dragon]

😭😭

[merry robin]

BLUD I CANT TALK

[teal dragon]

Pro chess player right here

[fallen storm]

i wanna play zax so bad

[merry robin]

how do I get the ability to talk in a voice channel pls help im new

[grim edge]

I'll wait

[stable jungle]

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[final lark]

who was in paris

[teal dragon]

Hilter

[bright glade]

counter argument

[bright remnant]

what makes chess.com think i can win this position against a 1600 in an odds game

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-staring-funny-gif-13590085

[grim edge]

He was 2070 when i beat him 🗿 also his peak is 2140 🗿

Don't cry life is awesome 🗿

[teal dragon]

😓😓

Blud making me emotional

[grim edge]

Loneliness ig-
Sad for you but I disagree with their opinions on a fundamental level but I still have to pretend to get along with them

[teal dragon]

Bro thinks hes the sigma

[grim edge]

Dem
I'm bad at emotions and stuff so...uhm happy/sad for you

U

[flint yarrow]

E

[grim edge]

Lasagna?

[teal dragon]

Not me lmao

[merry robin]

can someone join chess streaming 2 and bark wit me

[bright glade]

anitta

[grim edge]

But genya wasn't

[merry robin]

pls someone bark with me in chess streamign 2

[grim edge]

ANITTA PLAYED 18K GAMES??!??

Wow

[bright glade]

i could tell its anitta cuz of the amount of puzzles

[keen parrot]

she really likes chess what can i say

[teal dragon]

💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

my dad has like 30k combined blitz games on both websites

[wicked gorge]

W dad

[keen parrot]

but he has been playing for 10 years online

[merry robin]

i barked already you missed it

[teal dragon]

Dammit

[merry robin]

i barked in chess streaming 1 instread

autistic monkeys

[grim edge]

I have a crazy feeling i played one of my highest accuracy games but the no Premium is real

[bright glade]

gimme a sec

[merry robin]

im barking in chess streamin 2 again

[grim edge]

[teal dragon]

OOP

[grim edge]

💚

[merry robin]

join

[teal dragon]

Im finding my headphones

[keen parrot]

skill issue

[merry robin]

wires

[grim edge]

You won the Swedish Championship yet?

[mystic stream]

cant believev i lost to a 2150 smh

[dusty moon]

What’s ur rating?

[merry robin]

https://new.uschess.org/people/boyd-reed im the event coordinator

[mystic stream]

1900

[dusty moon]

Oh then ur fine

[oak cliff]

what is uschessorg

[mystic stream]

i forgot my opening

[bright glade]

@grim edge refresh ur profile and see how many i reviewed

[teal dragon]

NAWWW

[merry robin]

grrrrr

[teal dragon]

Wtf did i hear

[dusty moon]

Lol

[merry robin]

im only barking for mommy

[teal dragon]

🫦🫦

[merry robin]

😳

[keen parrot]

i beat her dad and was winning against her mom

[dusty moon]

I’m trying to start playing chess again thought might as well join this discord

[dusty moon]

Jesus

[teal dragon]

Bro picking fights with pensioners

[merry robin]

https://new.uschess.org/people/boyd-reed

[keen parrot]

fr

[mystic stream]

bro how did u even play them? they are like 70 years old

[bright glade]

!welcome
Improvement channels:
#💬〡improvement-talk or #1039982616159465595 - Take your time to ask good questions, you will receive excellent answers most of the time

#1040028251965358121 - Highly recommended to read thourougly, take your time

Check out id:customize after you've connected

[grim edge]

HOLY i just wanted one game but you did the whole page

[stable jungle]

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[bright glade]

[keen parrot]

they still play

[oak cliff]

zax please don't play d4

[mystic stream]

whats ur fide?

[dusty moon]

@keen parrot what’s ur rating?

[keen parrot]

2100

[oak cliff]

there'd scotch there's Italian there's kings gambit and d4?why

[dusty moon]

Oh gotchu

[mystic stream]

intersting

[keen parrot]

never played anna otb tho

[merry robin]

some guy in chess streaming 2's mom was screaming at them💀

[oak cliff]

what popular ppl have u even played

[mystic stream]

i beat a 2400 and lost to a 2150

[dusty moon]

Lmao

[merry robin]

he told me to call cps

[latent pebble]

What about your National rating?

[oak cliff]

lmfao

[mystic stream]

i played hans niemann before

[dusty moon]

Fr?

[keen parrot]

no national rating here

[mystic stream]

yea

[merry robin]

he said " my mom is screeaming please call child protection" then left

[dusty moon]

Online?

[latent pebble]

ah

[oak cliff]

so you got to experience the beads? wow

[keen parrot]

dunno

[dusty moon]

Brody definitely needs help

[mystic stream]

he was like 2200 back then

[merry robin]

was he vigoursly shaking

[teal dragon]

Joe

[merry robin]

his name is KILLRST i think

[oak cliff]

wait what what year

[mystic stream]

like 2-17

[dusty moon]

Damn bro

[merry robin]

his name is KLILRT

[teal dragon]

Pleasure*

[oak cliff]

ayo shh mods might see this

[teal dragon]

Its chess related frfr

[gloomy shoal]

GUYS I TH9NK IM IMPROVING ONLY 3MISTAKE

[dusty moon]

Lol

[gloomy shoal]

it was a draw n chess played perfectly is a draw

so im like 900000 elo

[dusty moon]

It’s more impressive getting only blunders and no mistakes

[merry robin]

magot carlsen

[grim edge]

But most of my friends above 2200 play d4 lol

[gloomy shoal]

hik and roo

[dusty moon]

Idk tbh

[torpid crescent]

2k elo or below wanna play with me now ? , im training for my next competition

[oak cliff]

they suck

[gloomy shoal]

I AM THAT GOOD

[oak cliff]

just play e4 and be a man of culture

[dusty moon]

What’s e4?

[merry robin]

EVERBODY JOIN CHES STREAMIN 2 andBAKR

[dusty moon]

Ohhh

The move, I thought yal talking about something else

[gloomy shoal]

DO U GUYS THINK I CAN BEAT HIK ADN ROO

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-thinking-about-you-think-thinking-of-you-gif-20503421

[keen parrot]

nein

[dusty moon]

How did you manage this lmao?

[merry robin]

🍇

[gloomy shoal]

yes?

[teal dragon]

How did blud make twice the number of moves than opponent💀💀💀

[final lark]

I beat the 1713 once and drew once

[keen parrot]

Google inspect element

[merry robin]

🐑

[mystic stream]

oh damn thats insane

[gloomy shoal]

i did that once

[grim edge]

Magnus Level

[mystic stream]

must have been a 100% accuracy game

[keen parrot]

been there done that, overrated

[teal dragon]

"Sit down at the chess board and play with yourself"

[oak cliff]

what's y'all highest blunder I think mine was 9

[merry robin]

maggot carlenson

[teal dragon]

What

[merry robin]

@slender rose are you ok

[oak cliff]

is the idea qd5

[atomic parrot]

I think its bishop takes g2?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jimmy monkey (monkeybumuser)

This is the Chess.com profile of monkeybumuser. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: jimmy monkey (monkeybumuser)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 471 (583 peak)
Blitz: 231 (327 peak)
Bullet: 455 (465 peak)

[atomic parrot]

Free rook?

[oak cliff]

ayo

[bright glade]

lmao

[merry robin]

someone play me111?!?!?

[teal dragon]

Ill play you 😭

[merry robin]

that cat is cancelled

[mystic stream]

@grim edge wana 1v1

[merry robin]

ok challenge me my user is monkeybumuser

[mystic stream]

ok

[grim edge]

[oak cliff]

that cat looking cheeky

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-chess-chess-frank-gothamchess-speech-bubble-gif-5067209272480174402

[teal dragon]

Sorry im going to eat dinner (im actually too scared) sorry for giving u false hopes

💔

[merry robin]

no!1!

[teal dragon]

Ill play you after dinner

[merry robin]

someone play me!!!11!!!

[teal dragon]

👍👌

[grim edge]

@grim edge guess what

[merry robin]

im rated 400 rapid!!1!111

[bright glade]

@grim edge

[sonic mica]

F

[grim edge]

i beat a player in rapid just know who was higher rated then you rated

[mystic stream]

ok

[oak cliff]

so much blue stop

but he plays d4

[merry robin]

there's vomit on his sweater

[grim edge]

@bright glade ok wtf thanks for the review i played that game perfectly wtf

caro kann

[bright glade]

lol

[oak cliff]

variation?

[merry robin]

i need to nut some help me

[oak cliff]

I have no repertoireagisnt it

[grim edge]

he played what you played against moiz bozo

[merry robin]

imma be nutting in chess streaming 2

[oak cliff]

tf?

[bright glade]

variation is bad confirmed

[grim edge]

cursed variation

[rose thunder]

mfw a 1000 plays like an 1850 https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/82145548111?tab=review

[worn ice]

miyamotojiki (2407) vs. TankTimeBoomTime (1207)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 d6 4. [dxe5] f6 5. exf6 Nxf6 6. Nc3 Be7 7. Bc4 a6 8. Ng5 Ne5 9. Ne6 Bxe6 10. Bxe6 c6 11. f4 Ng6 12. h4 Nxe4 13. Nxe4 d5 14. Ng5 Bxg5 15. hxg5 Qd6 16. O-O Nf8 17. f5 Nxe6 18. fxe6 O-O-O 19. Re1 Rde8 20. Qg4 Kb8 21. Bf4 Qxf4 22. Qxf4+ Ka7 23. Qf7 Rhf8 24. Rf1 Rxf7 25. exf7 Rf8 26. Rae1 b6 27. Re7+ Kb8 28. Re8+ Kc7 29. Rxf8 b5 30. Ra8 Kb6 31. f8=Q Ka5 32. Qd8+ Kb4 33. Rxa6 c5 34. Qa5+ Kc4 35. Qc3# 

[bright glade]

[grim edge]

LMAOOOOOO USA aswell

[echo kestrel]

Yay I got a brilliant (took a pawn)

[oak cliff]

check opening moves

[echo kestrel]

Same

[stuck kestrel]

will u be online to rematch tomorrow?

[uncut adder]

somoene want 1v1 unrated?

[echo kestrel]

Lol I beat a fide master not long ago

[rose thunder]

youll never expect a 1000 to play like a 1900

[stuck kestrel]

thats so basic but congratulations, great job

[grim edge]

I want to hear you say

[merry robin]

me pls

[uncut adder]

whats ur username

[merry robin]

monkeybumuser

[grim edge]

Yall have any skills which is mildly interesting

[narrow orchid]

beat gm when

[rose thunder]

im good at chess (no im not lmfao)

[oak cliff]

can I sing song will I get mute

[lyric timber]

yo anyone know how to update

my username in the server

[uncut adder]

i sent u

[lyric timber]

cuz im not 1050 anymore

[oak cliff]

alr let's go

[rose thunder]

/nick

[merry robin]

i dind't get it what is your username

[stuck kestrel]

i got ghosted very sadge

[blissful solar]

https://www.instagram.com/stories/magnus_carlsen/3138898968117932677/

[uncut adder]

GM_Deniz_Kargun

[stuck kestrel]

[oak cliff]

alr no that's enough I'll get mute

[merry robin]

i friended you

[merry robin]

what were you singing

[oak cliff]

nothin