💬〡general-off-topic

[old thistle]

Stop it

[gentle steppe]

same i have to again see tht dirty bathroom

[storm fog]

this dude just died like tff bro just resign why wasting my time

[gentle steppe]

giv me fots then

[grim edge]

What's rhe deal bro? You seem awfully annoyed today for a wholesome guy

[queen canyon]

scipio can i have connect message perm

[grim edge]

I forgot to do my holiday homework-

[gentle steppe]

he is cringe

[grim edge]

I haven't done shmit

[old thistle]

Only mods and FotS can use it

[gentle steppe]

rip

[keen parrot]

/connectmessage

[gentle steppe]

i can also

/connectmessage

[old thistle]

I just wish people would use more common sense and think before they act here

[queen canyon]

[gentle steppe]

L cry

[queen canyon]

my goal in life is to be able to use /connectmessage

[grim edge]

We can only wish

[gentle steppe]

dude trust it always works

[grim edge]

What does it do?

[bright glade]

[queen canyon]

makes you a god

[grim edge]

You'd be a pretty shit god

[queen canyon]

nope

[gentle steppe]

my goal is to be soo rich tht i dont need to lick the ice cream covering

[grim edge]

Proof?

[grim edge]

Tf?

[queen canyon]

im extremely responsible(really)

[gentle steppe]

we do tht here

[queen canyon]

listen to its my life russian version

[queen canyon]

india moment😔

[gentle steppe]

[young gust]

whos good at math

[gentle steppe]

google

[young gust]

i cant because the question is too specific

you should be good at math aint you indian

[queen canyon]

we dont do maths here, we are all below 80 iq

[wispy briar]

playing an hour long game that ends in a draw is exhausting

[tranquil shale]

hahah

[grim edge]

Alex where are you from

[queen canyon]

🇷🇴

[grim edge]

Do you like Andr-

[queen canyon]

....

[grim edge]

This was an automatic response generated

By my brain

[queen canyon]

lol

[grim edge]

But do you tho-

[queen canyon]

nah

[gentle steppe]

"I dont want to be fots anymore I just want to be happy"

[grim edge]

👌

[open marten]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-pride-gay-flag-rainbow-flag-monkey-proud-to-be-gay-gif-26040813

[grim edge]

Too much to ask for

[queen canyon]

this world isnt about being happy

[grim edge]

Hi guys

Bye guys

[queen canyon]

also when am i gettign the CoC role

[gentle steppe]

....hmm i can take it in 2 ways

[queen canyon]

i joined the clan yesterday

it would be stupid to ping the mods for that tho

[grim edge]

Ping lukia and pain

[bright glade]

you can ping just one mod lol

[queen canyon]

alr

[gloomy vector]

Sorry didn’t read at the time gimme a moment

[queen canyon]

@pine bison can i get blunder master (CoC) pls lol

[shrewd tulip]

heyyyyyyy

[queen canyon]

ty

[simple rose]

My opponent already resign when I took his bishop with the rook

[fallen forum]

he

[stable jungle]

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[storm fog]

anyone up for blitz??

[graceful lintel]

His position isn't that bad

[simple rose]

My friend dare me to sac a rook in return I get a piece

That's why I did that

[graceful lintel]

Yea cuz knight is gonna trap ig

[simple rose]

Check also

[woeful cypress]

hello

[fallen forum]

thanks

[queen canyon]

deez is my friend

[woeful cypress]

why is here a cooldown?

[queen canyon]

so you dont send nonsense spam

[graceful lintel]

After pawn takes rook u r gonna play Nxf7+ right? Ke8

[simple rose]

Ye

[woeful cypress]

that makes sense

[simple rose]

My opponent resign after that

I was just planning to early trade

[queen canyon]

no point in that move, you just undoubled their pawns and traded a rook for a bishop

[simple rose]

Well he alredy resign can't blame him

[graceful lintel]

He/she is 1800+ so theres gotta be smth that's why hes opponent resigned

[grim edge]

Lol Queen takes rook sac cuz Fancy

[queen canyon]

cant trust 1800's trust me instead

[grim edge]

I like money and women wby?

[graceful lintel]

Ohk 🥹

[simple rose]

Nice

[graceful lintel]

Ye ig

[merry horizon]

fr

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[grim edge]

Oh hey Benko!!

[grim edge]

Dem

I'm literally at work lol

[simple rose]

Hello Zax

[grim edge]

The Bishop is covering the only escape square

[grim edge]

Wait how old are ya?

[merry horizon]

bro what's you about me

[grim edge]

I'm 17 🥶

Got that part time job frfr

[simple rose]

Random stuff don't mind it

[merry horizon]

ok

[simple rose]

I was being goofy that time

[merry horizon]

lmao

[grim edge]

I asked my father if I can pick up trivial jobs to earn a bit but he said that I should spend my time studying and he'll look after the finances-

You're lucky dude

[grim edge]

Benko you gotta hit 2k soon and join the 2k Squad

[grim edge]

Yay

[simple rose]

Too lazy

[storm fog]

A BRUTAL MATE 😂

[simple rose]

2k feels like hell

[grim edge]

I'm just a 0 away from 2k

[simple rose]

FM be there

[grim edge]

I'm 1930 and i lost 11 Elo yesterday the grind feels killer lmao

[grim edge]

How'd you convince them for the job?

[shrewd tulip]

ding or nepo

[grim edge]

You'll make it!!

[graceful lintel]

Indian system

[storm fog]

suggest me a good gambit bro

[graceful lintel]

Frank

[merry horizon]

guys, I have a doubt

[grim edge]

Ikr-

[simple rose]

Benko Gambit is the way

[grim edge]

Idk i went for a interview and they liked my leadership skills 🔥dubs 🗿

[merry horizon]

how much time does it take to reach 2000?

[grim edge]

Good

[simple rose]

@grim edge do you know ruy lopez much

[graceful lintel]

2+ years

[grim edge]

No I mean your parents-

[grim edge]

Much indeed

[merry horizon]

and how many games per day?

[simple rose]

Nice same

[storm fog]

ohh i will see it rn thanks bro

[grim edge]

Oh why would i need to convince my parents for me to get a job lol?

[simple rose]

I will propably play it against you the main line lopez @grim edge

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

So you don't need to ask for permission? Cool ig so how much do they pay per hr?

[grim edge]

Imagine the Marshall draw by 2 people under 2k and both of us getting 100 accuracy 😭😂😂

[simple rose]

True

[grim edge]

Around 10 buck's 🔥

[simple rose]

Ruy Lopez and Poisoned Pawn has the most theories @grim edge

Against your Sicilian I will mostly go with Poisoned Pawn @grim edge

[grim edge]

And you don't pay taxes for that? Dem dude-

Imma start investing as soon asI hit 18

[graceful lintel]

you can't reach 2k by Playing million games in a day(or probably u can idk)
Theory tactics plans strategy r also important

[grim edge]

Lol im the type of guy to hit you with a najdorf out of nowhere 🗿🔥 when you play e4

[keen parrot]

alapin:

[simple rose]

Let's go

[merry horizon]

no-no, I am saying that how many games per day all the way up to 2 years to reach 2k

[grim edge]

Shi

My break is done

Gotta go work bye chat

[simple rose]

Bye

[grim edge]

What do you guys prefer : Phy, Chem or Bio?

[merry horizon]

phy

[graceful lintel]

Idk up to you
But also take breaks from chess
Probably 1-4

[merry horizon]

ah breaks

[grim edge]

You need help

[merry horizon]

💀

[graceful lintel]

Phy

[merry horizon]

phy is best

[grim edge]

Physics is trash

I hate work Power energy

[scenic lotus]

What? No

[merry horizon]

so 3+?

[graceful lintel]

Pcb student?

[grim edge]

Pcm + physical

[scenic lotus]

It depends on your pattern recognition, effort and time spent

[merry horizon]

India?

[graceful lintel]

Oh gl for jee

[grim edge]

Yes

[scenic lotus]

Also 2000 online and FIDE is different

[merry horizon]

I am good mentally, so maybe it'll take 2+ or 1+ years?

[grim edge]

Thx u2 with whatever you're preparing for

[merry horizon]

talkin bout FIDE

[merry horizon]

yoo JEE aspirants here

[viscid jacinth]

oh dear i love trees

[graceful lintel]

In 10th I'll also take pcm+ physical
And a rope

[grim edge]

What chapter are you on rn? Also when will you give jee?

[scenic lotus]

That might take a while, since you can only participate in so many tournaments

[merry horizon]

they're so gorgeous...

[viscid jacinth]

dang bro

[scenic lotus]

Unless you rich and can travel everywhere

[merry horizon]

studying WPE rn, in 10th tho but preparing for IPhO

[grim edge]

Oh cool
Id recommend a jute rope from bengal

[viscid jacinth]

That one took me seconds to understand

[graceful lintel]

stonks

[merry horizon]

and what about online?

[grim edge]

Mf-
GL man, I'm kinda fked rn but good 4 u

[merry horizon]

ehh

[graceful lintel]

thank you

[scenic lotus]

Idk online 2000 you can probably get in a year

[grim edge]

I'm more into inorganic chem

[merry horizon]

I just love NLM bro

[merry horizon]

💀 did you watch Kota Factory?

[hard gyro]

Sup people?

[grim edge]

What book are you solving?

[merry horizon]

ok imma start grinding

[blazing solstice]

hullo

[merry horizon]

HCV

[grim edge]

Kinda unrealistic for me- but cool show

[merry horizon]

yeah its not very realistic

[hard gyro]

All my homies solve KCS

[merry horizon]

ong KCS

[grim edge]

It's a good book but try solving Irodov

[merry horizon]

Irodov is hard

[graceful lintel]

Ram dev baba mathematics book for engineering is best

[merry horizon]

I do have it but its very hard

[grim edge]

You need it for ipho

[grim edge]

Ikr

[merry horizon]

yeah I would def, but for stage 1 ig hcv is enough

[hard gyro]

You guys do you. My 12th ended a couple months ago so I am chilling.

[grim edge]

No shit dude

[strange skiff]

I usually hate bullet but then I get a knight mate like this

[graceful lintel]

u guys r so hard working imma grind too

[strange skiff]

pof

pog

[merry horizon]

eh not really

[strange skiff]

yall are cool

[grim edge]

Kinda wasted this semester so I'm gonna prepare well from next semester

[pale rune]

can you ban me

[grim edge]

? Yk this?

[hard gyro]

"Objective : Move the hanging knight."
"Result : Accidentally find checkmate."

[merry horizon]

ah, now I am scared

[pale rune]

ban me

[gloomy vector]

Bro resigned cause he didn’t know en peasant

[grim edge]

Yooo

[graceful lintel]

Av topper

[pale rune]

hey prof

[merry horizon]

everyone just says their semester is wasted but then they are a lot higher

[pale rune]

ban me

[grim edge]

I was way too relaxed after giving exams so kinda fell into this trap

[merry horizon]

wait you know Irodov?

[graceful lintel]

Wait anitta is here
Make a racist joke she will ban you for sure

[hard gyro]

Y'all engineering students too?

[pale rune]

i work at a macdonalds

[merry horizon]

ah

[pale rune]

@strange skiff ban me

[grim edge]

What's the most recent question from hcv you thought was Hard?

[graceful lintel]

Wait why all engineering students r on discord

[stuck kestrel]

arabian mate

[grim edge]

Anitta bans people?

[pale rune]

what

[grim edge]

Yes

[hard gyro]

What type of engineering are you guys doing?

[merry horizon]

hmm, the hexagon / triangle one from kinematics

[graceful lintel]

She can

[grim edge]

Oh no

[merry horizon]

we're studying for IIT

[pale rune]

prof what do you work as

[grim edge]

I am not

[grim edge]

With approach velocity? Hmm yea it's kinda hard

[hard gyro]

Taken a drop?

Which course are you aiming for?

[merry horizon]

but then relative makes it easier

[sleek oriole]

why is everyone getting "this user hates the trusted role" role?

[grim edge]

Yep

[merry horizon]

I am in 10th lol but preparing for IPhO

[grim edge]

He's in 10th-

[stuck kestrel]

u need to be 2800 elo for it

[hard gyro]

Cool.

[merry horizon]

cos we have the Trusted color role

[grim edge]

About 14 yrs old

[sharp smelt]

hi

[hard gyro]

I took admission in Amity in B.Tech CSE.

[merry horizon]

yes almost 15

[graceful lintel]

I sell books
My most popular book was
"How to get rich by doing illegal stuff"
Wanna buy?

[merry horizon]

yo congrats

[grim edge]

HBD in adv

[merry horizon]

lol thanks

[hard gyro]

I still remember the day my dreams of IIT were shattered.

[pale rune]

what

[hard gyro]

You guys will probably make the cut tho.

[pale rune]

how much

[grim edge]

I know how to make a certain drug-

[merry horizon]

you know, life has not given you IIT because you deserved better.

[grim edge]

I'm in 11th so probably not-

[graceful lintel]

$99³

[hard gyro]

Thanks.

[pale rune]

damm that’s expensive

[merry horizon]

what are you studying right now? like which chapter?

[grim edge]

Weird way to say you're rich

[pale rune]

might quit my job as macdonalds worker

[merry horizon]

maybe the Medhavi thing?

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

[merry horizon]

its ok atleast you have a job

[grim edge]

Got my exam in a couple of days rn I'm revising stoichiometry and stuff

[graceful lintel]

Nah it's a investment you'll make more money

[hard gyro]

Nothing is better than IIT for me tbh. Getting admission in it would have turned the tables of my life. Yet another failure from my side tho, lmao.

[merry horizon]

oh, what book do you use for physical?

[graceful lintel]

(trust me bro)

[pale rune]

i have a bachelors degree and a masters degree what do i do bro

[grim edge]

N awasthi

[pale rune]

jk i know what i wanna do

[merry horizon]

ehh its finee sometimes you gotta accept failures

[stuck kestrel]

in what

[merry horizon]

noice, same

[grim edge]

Yep-
Whyd you not make the cut BTW?

[hard gyro]

I guess.

[pale rune]

might head into engineering

[pale rune]

engineering

[stuck kestrel]

which

[pale rune]

i forgor

[graceful lintel]

$99³-99 cents
Only for you

[grim edge]

Civil

[hard gyro]

JEE mains went poorly. Was able to get only 88.6 percentile.

[pale rune]

i placed it in my attic someowhere

[pale rune]

i think i remember learning computer science

[stuck kestrel]

my dad is a civil engineer and i think it is a very good job to have

[merry horizon]

congrats

[grim edge]

But why? You didn't get the concepts? The luck? Lack of practice? Fear? All of them?

[merry horizon]

greek gift?

[glossy radish]

baby shark dooododoodo

[pale rune]

what store do you sell

[hard gyro]

Probably a stressful home environment. Or maybe I was just too dumb to clear it.

[grim edge]

Cool ig-
I'm more into CS

[graceful lintel]

Arabic version

[muted stirrup]

Yup, it worked.

[stuck kestrel]

u know any languages?

[merry horizon]

noice gg

[glossy radish]

D:

[grim edge]

Too dumb to clear it? Did you study for it and even then you didn't make it or was it something else?

[pale rune]

who knows the longest word in english apart for the chemical compound of titin

[storm fog]

anyone up for blitz ???

[keen parrot]

applesauce

[graceful lintel]

Kids toy shop

[pale rune]

lol

[grim edge]

Python, JS, Java-
Tbh it matters more about the problem solving ability rather than the no of languages

[hard gyro]

I did study for it, as much as humanly possible. Went to tuition at 8:30AM, went home to eat lunch, came back and studied till 6:30PM.

[merry horizon]

true

[pale rune]

close but it’s pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[grim edge]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanocononiosis? Or did I mess up the spelling?

[hard gyro]

Everyone thought I would make it. I thought I would. But nah, all down the drain.

[stuck kestrel]

u messed up the last part i think

[pale rune]

i think it’s coniosis lemme check

[hard gyro]

Silico, not silica

[grim edge]

Ah man-
Feel your pain, hopefully you do something much bigger in life

[nimble niche]

you wrote silica instead of silico and cononiosis instead of coniosis

[graceful lintel]

OndoabxkgvqdpywjdlOgbwxlubwdlo😭lnepxubaevedeyabatkagripnikalkenawldohbrrdl🥹

[hard gyro]

And it's just coniosis

[grim edge]

The silica part right?

[stuck kestrel]

the coniosis part

[pale rune]

wait i messed i the front

and the back

[grim edge]

Yea I forgot the pronunciation

[hard gyro]

Haha, hope.

[queen canyon]

coniosis not cononiosis

[pale rune]

i found this on google: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[nimble niche]

dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

[hard gyro]

No issues, you're good.

[merry horizon]

DDT aha

[hard gyro]

Classic DDT

[grim edge]

So it'd be pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

[nimble niche]

a lot of people don't know the full name of ddt for some reason

[grim edge]

Also silico not silica

[bright glade]

who

[nimble niche]

you forgot the o in mono

[queen canyon]

yep

[nimble niche]

well I meant some people I know irl

[grim edge]

Di chloro di phenyl tri chloroethane? Nobody really needs to know about it anyway

[gritty cliff]

Good Morning Guy

s

[merry horizon]

GM

[grim edge]

Yep the last o

[nimble niche]

everyone knows DDT but some people don't know the full name

[gritty cliff]

hi

[plain cloud]

I don't know what DDT is

[hard gyro]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

[merry horizon]

yes cos its a chemical compound and ig the full form is taught in class 11

[hard gyro]

There.

[merry horizon]

bro you legit look like Vishy

[nimble niche]

an insecticide

[hard gyro]

No I don't, wdym.

[narrow oriole]

@bright glade i was checking chat from the last few tornoments did ur account get suspended or something cause it has ur pfp

[merry horizon]

like in the coat

[mellow fiber]

chess openings are wild

[merry horizon]

yeah frfr

[hard gyro]

Idk.

[narrow oriole]

@hard gyro thanks for the ping letting me know about the servers you're a legend

[graceful lintel]

gm

[outer kernel]

aardvarks are the best

[gritty cliff]

gm buddy

[hard gyro]

Always there to help, bro

[graceful lintel]

gm

[plain cloud]

they taste ok

[gritty cliff]

gm buddy

[outer kernel]

guys i have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

[graceful lintel]

gm 😀

[gritty cliff]

gm buddy 🙂

[graceful lintel]

Sed 😭🥹

[outer kernel]

steam fried cat is better

[graceful lintel]

gm 😀🙂📈

[hard gyro]

So words like "meticulously" and "hyperventilate" scare you?

[gritty cliff]

gm buddy 🤨

[outer kernel]

my own phobia scares me

[hard gyro]

Gm

[plain cloud]

[queen canyon]

i have homophobophobiphobia

[graceful lintel]

gm 😭😀🫂

[viscid thunder]

anyone up for a game

[outer kernel]

[gritty cliff]

gm buddy 😴

[hard gyro]

How does one get phobophobia?

[graceful lintel]

Time to send u mars

[grim edge]

Hi chat

[outer kernel]

i got Arachibutyrophobia aswell

[graceful lintel]

Bhery gm 😀

[gritty cliff]

hi

[graceful lintel]

gm 🗿🥹😭

[queen canyon]

i appreciate your taste but deep fried cat is better

[gritty cliff]

🌞

[hard gyro]

You gm happily.

[gritty cliff]

gm buddy 🆘

[graceful lintel]

Nah you gm happily

[outer kernel]

intense intelligence

[bright remnant]

Hi

[graceful lintel]

gm ඞ

[bright remnant]

cat time ?

[queen canyon]

i got chessophobia

[gritty cliff]

gm buddy 🛑

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-little-gif-25979873

cat AAAAAAAAAAA

[gritty cliff]

pbviosuyl

[pine bison]

Here is the fighter

[graceful lintel]

gm

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-puncher-cat-gif-26465800

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-puncher-cat-gif-26465800

[sharp smelt]

fr

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-cat-gif-26549889

[queen canyon]

hey pain can i get blunder master role for coc?

[gritty cliff]

gm buddy

[outer kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/679877028991860876/1106861692404650014/received_208276412012701.gif

[pine bison]

Loool

[outer kernel]

dinner

[graceful lintel]

🔪🍖

[pine bison]

Are you in the clan?

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-cat-sovicat-soviet-ussr-cat-gif-21826197

[queen canyon]

yes

ill dm u pic

[hard gyro]

"Honey, why is the stove off?"

[queen canyon]

for proof

[pine bison]

Sure

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

[pine bison]

550 calories

[bright remnant]

Yum 😋

[outer kernel]

calorie deficit

[graceful lintel]

gm

[pine bison]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-laughing-serious-gif-19909146

[bright remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711427846719012874/1090613323575328768/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[upbeat viper]

[bright remnant]

roses for everyone

bye cy'all

weird but aight

[grim edge]

Hi bast

[upbeat viper]

hi

[queen canyon]

i think i got it

[grim edge]

Hi billie eyelashes

[pine bison]

Yuh

[narrow oriole]

What's up

[queen canyon]

ty

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-chat-chats-cat-crazy-gif-17561915

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[keen parrot]

real

[bright remnant]

ikr so tru

[queen canyon]

chess is for nerds

[grim edge]

Ikr

I would never play chess myself

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[narrow oriole]

I have alot of cats reading books

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/friendship-sweet-friends-duck-cat-gif-14483375

[graceful lintel]

I think chess is for nerds

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-cat-mad-going-insane-going-crazy-gif-24274574

[narrow oriole]

@grim edge hey duck been a long time

[bright remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-small-cat-kitten-cute-gif-16358124

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[graceful lintel]

Cappyyybara capybara capybara

[hard gyro]

What's with the cat gifs?

[grim edge]

If professor says so

[bright remnant]

ic u have a lot of cat gifs
fill my dms with it ty

[grim edge]

It must be true

[bright remnant]

cats have raided the server

[outer kernel]

yesnt

[graceful lintel]

Idk but why I want to squeeze this cat so hard

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-come-on-already-cat-gif-24598868

[slim moss]

Hi Guys

[bright remnant]

u belong to the jail 🫵

[graceful lintel]

I'll turn him into a atom

[graceful lintel]

Wait nooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😭

[nimble niche]

Hi

[deep dock]

yoo check out this short: https://youtube.com/shorts/WmN-3dKauww

[grim edge]

Sup Hakeem

[bright glade]

bullying the dog

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-insane-my-descent-to-madness-is-complete-ive-gone-completely-mental-i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-gif-23191724

[nimble niche]

I have some interesting cat gifs

[outer kernel]

lets see

[nimble niche]

Probably shouldn't send them here

[grim edge]

Eid Mubarak

[outer kernel]

well i showed you my dinner

[grim edge]

That is an interesting screenshot

[bright remnant]

GUYS IS THERE ANY ELO GENERATORS ?
I AM STUCK ON 260 ELO OMG

[grim edge]

Your name is quite the thing

[grim edge]

Play like a gm ez

[bright remnant]

i wish i could

but i am so trash

[grim edge]

Kapp you already beat IMs at your level no

[bright remnant]

nope

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328035

[bright remnant]

what is an im

idk what's an im

[grim edge]

I was saying me

[outer kernel]

international master

[grim edge]

i'm

[bright remnant]

can i beat him ?

[outer kernel]

maybe

[graceful lintel]

Im stort form of "I am"

[grim edge]

Totally

[bright remnant]

wait that's illegal right ?

[grim edge]

Sign a contract for a ufc fight

[bright remnant]

how can i beat someone

[grim edge]

No longer illegal

[bright remnant]

that's what i thought

[graceful lintel]

Nukes

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/bingle-dong-bingle-dong-dong-bingle-jinx-gif-25183681

[nimble niche]

you can beat any chess player physically

[bright remnant]

i should sign a ufc contract and beat an im

gotham would be a good opponent

[grim edge]

Nothing is illegal when you have nukes

[bright remnant]

i need 2 more kills for a nuke

[keen parrot]

whats your main again? i forgot

your cc account

[bright glade]

tough

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge what's ur KD ratio?

[hard gyro]

One headshot is all it takes.

[stuck kestrel]

pov : stockfish

[bright remnant]

apatheticmoiz

[keen parrot]

real

[bright remnant]

ikr

[hollow path]

hi

[mellow fiber]

zamn 177 moves

[bright remnant]

his must be very high
i reckon

[mellow fiber]

1:1

[graceful lintel]

Yea probably like 10k+

[bright remnant]

i see u are in the 2400-2599 bracket
could u possibly teach me chess

[keen parrot]

how many nukes you have

[hard gyro]

What?

[slim moss]

all good wbu?

[bright remnant]

only 13 till now 😭

[keen parrot]

you ass

[bright remnant]

hmm i agree

[keen parrot]

i got like 200 nukes and then went on to play comp instead

[bright remnant]

stop bullying me or i will sue your ass

[bright remnant]

i am talking about irl nukes

[mellow fiber]

980 failed to ladder mate me 😭

[stuck kestrel]

delete account

[pearl saddle]

Heya! I'm new here accept me in your battle arena of chess

[merry horizon]

has this ever happened to yall?

[stable jungle]

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[graceful lintel]

Use Amazon to buy nukes
10% off

[bright remnant]

that's a good tip
ty i will keep in mind next time

[mellow fiber]

100% accuracy (scholar mate)

[graceful lintel]

👍anytime

[merry horizon]

it was only book moves

[hard gyro]

Why the resign?

[merry horizon]

disconnected eh

[hard gyro]

Unfortunate

[mellow fiber]

maybe their house caught on fire during the game

u never know

[merry horizon]

yep

[shrewd lintel]

anyone down for a match

[hard gyro]

Did your house catch on fire during a game?

[keen parrot]

@bright remnant wanna play a game?

[shrewd lintel]

yep

[graceful lintel]

[stuck kestrel]

nothing better than setting up a trap and ur opponent falling for it

[bright remnant]

i am travelling sry

[graceful lintel]

Yea I put pressure plates on his house yesterday and 🥹

[stuck kestrel]

[mellow fiber]

arson gambit

my favorite

[stuck kestrel]

arrested variation

[mellow fiber]

it's just a prank variation

[stuck kestrel]

13. life in prison attack

[graceful lintel]

i gained 6 elo by that

[grim edge]

Guys you know what's crazy?

[mellow fiber]

i was crazy once

[prisma elk]

i've learnt the EDP gambit

[grim edge]

birth death rate is thru the roof

[mellow fiber]

they put me in a room

[stuck kestrel]

[prisma elk]

sacrifice minor pieces

[mellow fiber]

a rubber room

[grim edge]

like less than 7% of babies died in the 1800s

[mellow fiber]

a rubber room with rats

[stuck kestrel]

Solitary confinement

[grim edge]

but now it's 30%

[mellow fiber]

and rats make me crazy

[grim edge]

dude

[graceful lintel]

I'll do it again

[grim edge]

It increased by 23%

[stuck kestrel]

[graceful lintel]

Stonks

[grim edge]

if we keep going like this we are gonna go extinct

just because of the companies that feed us nonsense

hello

Especially in america

The chickens there are pumped with steroids which aren't good for humans

Milk too

[plain cloud]

We need to start pumping babies with steroids

[grim edge]

bro

[drifting thistle]

How do I get pic perms

[graceful lintel]

That's sad but we can not do anything abt it so no worries

[stuck kestrel]

i hate myself and i hate all of u here

[grim edge]

We can

[graceful lintel]

Sending nukes

[grim edge]

Americans can try looking for non-bs products

[plain cloud]

A nuclear war is good for everyone tbh

World peace

[grim edge]

yk like those anti plastics protests? Those guys are the heroes bro

[merry horizon]

frfr

[grim edge]

TRUE

[young gust]

whats 3^20 + 3^20 + 3^20 as an exponent

[hard gyro]

The cameraman watching Bear Grylls drink his own urine:

[young gust]

thats not even an option🥲

[stuck kestrel]

[fierce crater]

3^20 x 3

[grim edge]

if Americans just stop buying products that are pumped with bs I promise the birth death rate is gonna go down by atleast 5%

[hard gyro]

3^21

[stuck kestrel]

lol wot

[graceful lintel]

🧠 stonks

[young gust]

omg you are right

[stuck kestrel]

[hard gyro]

3^20 * 3 = 3^21

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26367573

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

and it's also because companies are trying to reduce men's testosterone so much that the birth rate is increasing

[keen parrot]

no context tf r u talking abt

[grim edge]

The birth death rate skyrocketing

[hard gyro]

Cheers.

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rest-lazy-laying-bed-gif-20013546

[grim edge]

Men's testosterone has decreased by like 500% bro

[graceful lintel]

Bro

[stuck kestrel]

damn thats crazy

[outer kernel]

I love 'kat

[grim edge]

everytime a woman takes a birth pill and pees in the toilet the hormones don't get filtered and those hormones reduce testosterone

[outer kernel]

KITkat.

[graceful lintel]

Woah woah woah hey hey hey hey

[outer kernel]

42

[grim edge]

1.0460353203*10^10

And it's all because of companies trying to make men chickens and buy more of their bs

[hard gyro]

Can we not?

[grim edge]

This is so sad dude

[outer kernel]

do NOt suMOn

[grim edge]

And this has been going on for like 130 years

[outer kernel]

no is truth

[graceful lintel]

Can't do anything abt it so no worries

[hard gyro]

Source?

[grim edge]

the men in the 1800s had 1000ngs of testosterone on average but today the average is 500

[grim edge]

We can I literally just said what to do

[grim edge]

wym source, it's common sense

[graceful lintel]

Alr

What should we do now

[grim edge]

you can try looking it up but you'll probably think they're a schizo

[grim edge]

I said what you should do

[short gate]

ca

[graceful lintel]

Yea I was gonna say that

[grim edge]

we need to buy natural food and avoid plastics

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[grim edge]

literally look it up

you can literally find that it does on google

[grim edge]

And also avoid sugar

[hard gyro]

Give me a document from an internationally recognised research paper and I will believe you.

[graceful lintel]

Trust me

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-nuke-apocalypse-meme-gif-9579985

[hard gyro]

Y'all are making sugar evil for no reason

[grim edge]

bro look it up, you'll see that it does

[stuck kestrel]

sugar is evil

[graceful lintel]

Big brain 🧠

[grim edge]

Because it's bad for you, we don't need 60g of gram everyday

[hard gyro]

Most athletes do.

[grim edge]

4g is more than enough and guess what most products which don't even need sugar have atleast 8g of sugar

[graceful lintel]

Let's eat ducks they r healthy

[grim edge]

no they dont

[outer kernel]

guys im 987 elo cuz im proer

[graceful lintel]

Cat also

[hard gyro]

Sugar gives a quick boost of energy, thank you very much.

[outer kernel]

i like cats

[grim edge]

You can get that energy from other sources

[hard gyro]

Not quickly.

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/tasty-tasty-tasty-gif-23230508

[hard gyro]

Fructose is one of the most important sugars a human body can get.

[grim edge]

so you should ruin your health for "a quick energy boost"?

[outer kernel]

lettuce

[grim edge]

But not 60g of it everyday

[hard gyro]

Messi's health isn't ruined.

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/lettuce-dog-meme-gif-21325662

[grim edge]

because he doesn't eat 60g of sugar a day

[hard gyro]

I am done arguing. The chance that you are spreading misinformation is too high.

[plain cloud]

The only good sugar is cocaine

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

you realize humans ate 4 grams of sugar daily in the 1800s and had no problems

[hard gyro]

Imma eat my sugary goodness.

[outer kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[upbeat viper]

no admin connected

that's rare

[hard gyro]

Thank you, but I actually need my quick boosts in energym

[grim edge]

Ok american

[grim edge]

for what? To stay in bed all day?

[graceful lintel]

Hes Indian

[plain cloud]

They're having a party in the basement

[hard gyro]

Can you check for possible misinformation from xapox's side, please?

[upbeat viper]

wot

[grim edge]

Could still be american though

[hard gyro]

Read his messages

[upbeat viper]

I mean,

just drop the topic if it's too irrelevant

[hard gyro]

I play sports everyday, and go to gym dude.

[grim edge]

I mean you can call me a schizo but 60g of sugar a say isn't good

Why my massege was deleted?

[grim edge]

Mhm and you need 60g of sugar for that

[graceful lintel]

@hard gyro stop arguing
@grim edge is right
Peace

[hard gyro]

I am dropping the topic from my side.

[upbeat viper]

do you prefer a TO ?

[grim edge]

?

[upbeat viper]

can't let you mention bad stuff

[grim edge]

😮

could we possibly have a general 1, a general 2, and maybe even a general 3 so there would be less instances of flooding?

it would also allow for multiple topics to be talked about at the same time without them interupting each other

like imagine increasing the birth death rate just for money

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[hard gyro]

Mate, drop the topic.

[grim edge]

+500000 for -10% kids? Hell yeah!

[grim edge]

why? I'm not talking to you

[graceful lintel]

Ur right
I'm spawning Adolf

[hard gyro]

The mods literally told us to drop the topic.

[grim edge]

No they didn't?

[graceful lintel]

Summon*

[hard gyro]

Proof

[upbeat viper]

don't ping peeps for no reason

[grim edge]

it's pretty relevant to 2023

[stuck kestrel]

@stuck kestrel

[upbeat viper]

it's a chess server tho'

[young gust]

@hard gyro hey my friend i am back do you remember.

[graceful lintel]

Oh I'm sorry

[outer kernel]

cats

[grim edge]

And chess players love to talk politics so why not add a debate channel?

[hard gyro]

Baat, please explain to them. I am beggin you at this point lmao.

[graceful lintel]

Food

[upbeat viper]

read rules

[hard gyro]

I do, yeah

[viscid thunder]

anyone here up for discussing a game

[young gust]

4^11 + 4^10 = _______ x 4^10

[grim edge]

But make a channel where the rule exception is there

[upbeat viper]

no politics is no politics

[grim edge]

you know chess players love to talk politics and debate

[upbeat viper]

we won't ever create a channel to break rules

[heavy swallow]

Poor mod having to deal with this

[stuck kestrel]

i played 2 games and i got dead winning positions in both and then threw them both away. I hate myself

[grim edge]

I don't know a chess player that doesn't talk politics

[outer kernel]

steam fried cat 😋

[grim edge]

Hi boys and girls and they and them and xi and xem and rat and ratself and ducks

[hard gyro]

5

[grim edge]

How is everyone

[young gust]

what.

[stuck kestrel]

what.

[grim edge]

also why make general about chess also?

[graceful lintel]

What.

[stuck kestrel]

[hard gyro]

The blank will be 5.

Tak 4¹⁰ common in LHS, you're left with 4¹⁰(4+1) = 4¹⁰ * 5

[grim edge]

why not have general for off topic and chess talk for chess.. talk

[sharp smelt]

hi

bye

[merry horizon]

NOOO

[upbeat viper]

we 'try' to not go too far away from chess here

[stuck kestrel]

how do u do the exponent thing on mobile

[graceful lintel]

Bai Bai cya have a good day

[grim edge]

okay but it doesn't make any sense

[hard gyro]

Hold down the number on Google Keyboard.

[stuck kestrel]

google keyboard?

[hard gyro]

The answer.

[outer kernel]

i love chess when i dont lose

[hard gyro]

Yeah

[stuck kestrel]

idk what that is

[hard gyro]

@young gust Am I correct?

[upbeat viper]

connect your account btw

[grim edge]

Nah

[upbeat viper]

why

[stuck kestrel]

what the hell is in ur bio bro

[grim edge]

I don't want to

wsg chat

[hard gyro]

Did you join the server just for the politics?

[grim edge]

Don't worry about it

[stuck kestrel]

Curious

[grim edge]

Nah

[young gust]

my mindspark session got over, ig we will never know.

[grim edge]

My sister poured vodka into my drink and i drank it in front of my parents 💀

[grim edge]

It's a meme look up "wickalatookins" on youtube

[hard gyro]

It should be correct, I am sure. It's basic Distributive Property.

[stuck kestrel]

ok

[young gust]

[raw frigate]

Skull

[stuck kestrel]

did u complete the scientific calculator

[hard gyro]

Losing my motivation, more I think about my entrance exams.

[grim edge]

Alr I'ma go cook some ORGANIC food now

[grim edge]

Why

[stuck kestrel]

bro its very easy im telling u

[grim edge]

it was a lot of vodka

Just why

[grim edge]

uh it was a joke until she actually did it

[graceful lintel]

Oh bai bai cya have a good day!!

[hard gyro]

It may be easy, but I am losing motivation.

[stuck kestrel]

its so easy and your teacher is gonna be impressed too

[stuck kestrel]

why

[grim edge]

Oh god

[hard gyro]

Personal reasons.

[grim edge]

and yk i chugged that shit

[stuck kestrel]

good luck bro

[hard gyro]

@young gust Are you using me for your homework btw

[young gust]

yes

[hard gyro]

Lmao

[graceful lintel]

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/4k-caughtin4k-caught-caughtlackin-lackin-gif-20096607

[hard gyro]

Time to get ready for gym.

[graceful lintel]

[stuck kestrel]

[graceful lintel]

[misty sedge]

real or fake chat

[graceful lintel]

Everyone

[graceful lintel]

Donut

[glossy radish]

i cant

[bright glade]

game review is stuck on my 500 move game help

[graceful lintel]

(don't take that seriously)

[glossy radish]

stay up

[dusty needle]

jelo

[misty sedge]

U literally on discord😭😭

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @dusty needle, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[bright glade]

benji is too strong

[graceful lintel]

😭

[old thistle]

Opponent sees more than Stockfish

[misty sedge]

still I how the hell does ppl get to over 1500 like do y'all memories a whole opening book or some😭😭

[dusty needle]

shall I buy a book named bobby fische teaches chds

[hard gyro]

The hell is that move

[bright glade]

no, you dont need to know opening theory to get to 1500

[dusty needle]

and he sacrifices the win

[upbeat viper]

at 1500 you don't need theory yep

[old thistle]

Openings aren't that important. Most games get decided by tactics and simple blunders

[upbeat viper]

only know the ideas and plans of the openings you play

[graceful lintel]

"How to poison someone secretly"
Buy this one

[old thistle]

Genius sac

[bright glade]

can someone game review this pls

[dusty needle]

man I'm 400 and somehow I won a bot of 1000

[old thistle]

Send link

[upbeat viper]

bot elo are inflated

[glossy radish]

night night

[bright glade]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/76143509?tab=review

[upbeat viper]

gn v

[misty sedge]

So I won't need to memories a whole Sicilian and ruy Lopez opening variations 😳

[worn ice]

benjichess-dog (300) vs. ApatheticMoiz (2065)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[glossy radish]

wait im not sleepy anymore

[misty sedge]

time to grind then, thanks for the inspirations Mr mods

[upbeat viper]

not at 1500

[dusty needle]

but Martin is overpowered he won me 82 times

[old thistle]

You broke cc

[bright glade]

scipio will suffer and realize the game is 500 moves long

[misty sedge]

so 1500 up it's obligated to memories ?💀

[upbeat viper]

no no

[bright glade]

eheheheheheh 500 move game moment

[old thistle]

I already saw it :)

[upbeat viper]

memorisation gets important at 2k-2k1 +

[deep tangle]

Get gud

[misty sedge]

I see

[graceful lintel]

[upbeat viper]

people still play like trash at my elo

[dusty needle]

image hacking the cc bot

[upbeat viper]

(1950)

[deep tangle]

Just stop making blunders and you'll be 2000

[upbeat viper]

so def no need to learn by heart

[misty sedge]

I should be the one sayin this to I, I'm higher elo than u like 20 pts💀

[hard gyro]

Jeez

[dusty needle]

oh damn ,thanks now I'm Magnus Carlson

[deep tangle]

Never said that I am good

[misty sedge]

dang humble

[gray tangle]

*cagnus marlson

[misty sedge]

w8 sorry I was too harsh for saying that💀

[deep tangle]

Nah to be that you'd have to memorize every opening out there

Idc it's all good

[outer kernel]

ling diren

[graceful lintel]

Mayonnaise charcoal

[deep tangle]

What is your peak @misty sedge

[misty sedge]

idk 1400 maybe

[dusty needle]

Berlin wall opening > every other opening

[misty sedge]

yet still plays like a 500

[deep tangle]

Oof

[outer kernel]

hey guys i have a very hard math problem

[misty sedge]

💀😭

[deep tangle]

Mine is like 1335

[outer kernel]

its 3-2 = _

[deep tangle]

Havent been 1300 for long

[misty sedge]

We can play rn if u like Mr quiz I think u can beat me

[hard gyro]

17

[dusty needle]

32

[outer kernel]

personally i got dave was -47 feet

[graceful lintel]

π

[deep tangle]

Maybe in a few minutes

[misty sedge]

not being humble tho, I am serious that I suck

[misty sedge]

okay

[normal thistle]

Hajciaaa

[dusty needle]

why you wire in geek

[normal thistle]

Co tam u was

[graceful lintel]

English please

[normal thistle]

Polacy rodacy gdzie wy

[outer kernel]

mhar dann

[dusty needle]

je m'apelle je m'apelle je m'apelle

[normal thistle]

Hello bro

[viscid thunder]

xin chao

[graceful lintel]

Bing chilling

[graceful lintel]

Bing chilling

[dusty needle]

*eats ice-cream

[viscid thunder]

gg

[graceful lintel]

π|§$π×`∆$÷€§$§=$§¥{93(£9-£9

[outer kernel]

knee haw

[normal thistle]

Jest tam u was w Ameryce taki Tomek jaskółka?

[dusty needle]

1.a3

[graceful lintel]

Qf3

[deep tangle]

Well someone 100 points lower than you is not that much worse

So if you blunder you're probably gonna lose

[outer kernel]

no but actually i need help

[deep tangle]

I have beaten 1550 before so I might win

[dusty needle]

d92xf3

[outer kernel]

help

[deep tangle]

With?

[deep tangle]

Answer is en passant

[graceful lintel]

3-2=π

[dusty needle]

nice png

[outer kernel]

makes sense

[hard gyro]

It ain't even loading in for me, what-

[dusty needle]

let's play a game with the chat I start
1.Qd9 check

[deep tangle]

1. __ obama to Q6

[dusty needle]

2.Qd9xe9 hahaha i took your king

[outer kernel]

1.Ke7* !!!

[deep tangle]

Trap card: king identifies as a queen

[graceful lintel]

Bxking# en passant

[dusty needle]

NOOOOO

[deep tangle]

Gg

[dusty needle]

I'm homophobic now

[deep tangle]

Ultimate move: calls mods

[outer kernel]

Reverse Trap Card: You are a mod.

[dusty needle]

how can I be homophobic my bit is gay

[deep tangle]

bans

[outer kernel]

unbans himself

[robust elm]

hello everyone!

[grim edge]

29 dollars

[deep tangle]

Wtf

[robust elm]

is van jeet opening good?

[graceful lintel]

Hi how's it going

[deep tangle]

Hi

[dusty needle]

nah is better Berlin wall

[outer kernel]

personally i prefer the spike

[deep tangle]

Never heard of it so I bet it is not

[robust elm]

it's going okay hbu

[dusty needle]

man today I did en peasant checkmate

[graceful lintel]

Oh great
I'm fine

[deep tangle]

Impossible

[robust elm]

Lot of my opponents use it and they end up with a good position middle game so I've been thinking to learn theory but not sure if it's worth it

[dusty needle]

bad themed chesscom

[robust elm]

oh wow Ive never seen anyone use this.

[hard gyro]

I'm going to the gym rn, bye guys.

[robust elm]

take care, bye!

[outer kernel]

give me better theme

[outer kernel]

its a joke please dont use it

[robust elm]

wood>>>

[wooden moss]

Yay the server is online

[gloomy condor]

purple board >>>

[grim edge]

hallo !

[wooden moss]

I just reached 1700 in puzzles 🧩

[robust elm]

oh lol😭

[dusty needle]

how do I send pgn