💬〡general-off-topic

[vale python]

why the professional players don't accept challenges it's their image so important for them ?

[weary umbra]

Fhjvxyhv

[old thistle]

900/1000

[weary umbra]

Hhvcyujbbgdxvbjkknbbvcc.

Sry bye

[old thistle]

Don't write nonsense

[weary umbra]

Sry

[vale python]

those are words of wisdom

[novel moat]

Nh4

[austere bluff]

Oh nice

[grim edge]

@old thistle while sleeping never turn yourself towards the wall,the demons are watching Scipio

[weary umbra]

Bruh it's frustrating to not be able to sleep

[austere bluff]

Wanna match?

[grim edge]

👹😈

[weary umbra]

Don't bro

[austere bluff]

What content a player who is 1000 elo

[weary umbra]

Not funny

[vale python]

you can hit your head with the keyboard it may helps

[weary umbra]

Tried it

[old thistle]

[undone rune]

pull an all nighter at this point

[vale python]

nice

[undone rune]

[weary umbra]

And my head tied this

[grim edge]

Believe me

[vale python]

true story

[old thistle]

Game review also calls Borg Defense a mistake which is just bs

[old thistle]

Better to face the demons which sleeping?

[weary umbra]

Ok after 5 mins I am switching off my phone surelyyyy

[grim edge]

Its a gambit believe me

🙏

[weary umbra]

Entertain me till then

[grim edge]

@weary umbra sleep

[weary umbra]

4 mins until I sleep

[grim edge]

@weary umbra sleep

[vale python]

https://tenor.com/view/slenderman-glitch-horror-gif-16936169

[undone rune]

Yes keep sending it

[weary umbra]

Let it be let it be whisper words of wisdom let it be

[undone rune]

💀

[weary umbra]

Guess the song

2 mins bruhhhh

[undone rune]

https://tenor.com/view/horror-scary-ahhh-gif-13283061

[vale python]

i am member here for 95 years and i still can't post a gif the admins hate me

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[weary umbra]

Nice

Bruh I hate gifs

[worn ice]

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[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/invisible-ink-pig-head-memoji-gif-25029183

[vale python]

usually i use petroglyphs

[weary umbra]

They cover the whole screen and then the text is not visible

.

[vale python]

they poisoned his water

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-gif-26271318

[grim edge]

Best cig

[weary umbra]

How can I disable this shit?

[grim edge]

blunt

[short gate]

Let It Be - Remastered 2015

[vale python]

punch the screen

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-sir-cope-sir-american-psycho-gif-26276799

[weary umbra]

My brand new phone will break then any other way

Ok 5 more mins

[vale python]

yes

[grim edge]

I might have a crush on Hikaru

[sleek zealot]

queen takes queen

[weary umbra]

Ya hes good looking

[grim edge]

Fronce

[vale python]

i was faster than you

[upbeat viper]

oui

[grim edge]

YEAH and he is literally perfect

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bvVU7.gif

[vale python]

you don't need a phone

[sleek zealot]

you didnt even say the answer

[grim edge]

What's happening in France Bast tell me

[weary umbra]

Not as good as magnus

[grim edge]

His laugh😁

[vale python]

read again

[upbeat viper]

nothing

just some riots

:')

[median scarab]

A lot

[grim edge]

Normal stuff for France

[upbeat viper]

I don't wanna bring the topic here

[sleek zealot]

as far as i know you said "yes"

[weary umbra]

Wdym

[sleek zealot]

thats the best move

[median scarab]

Ah dang guess I won't say anything too then

[weary umbra]

My head hurts so bad

[grim edge]

I love riots cause you can get stuff for free 😉

[upbeat viper]

🤡

[grim edge]

If I was a girl i would simp over Hikaru FOR SURE

[vale python]

yeah he asked if queen takes , i don't think he was about to take the rook , some things are common sense i guess

[weary umbra]

😂😂 you r not

[grim edge]

Bast no need for that,they should have better protection yknkw

[grim edge]

Drink water

[sleek zealot]

yeah so you didnt say the answer

[vale python]

let it go

[vale python]

"facepalm gif"

[weary umbra]

Done

[grim edge]

You think I'm a girl💀

[grim edge]

Drinking water is a blunder,drink Coca Cola whole life

[weary umbra]

Yaa obviously

[versed marsh]

Yo

[grim edge]

Lay upside-down so blood flows to your head

Like lay of your bed

[weary umbra]

Does this actually helps

[grim edge]

Yes

[sleek zealot]

yes is not the answer like ???????

[worn stratus]

[grim edge]

@weary umbra I think you need this reminder cause you need to sleep

[grim edge]

You're a prick yk that

Sus

[sleek zealot]

ill make this a gif so i can put it in my favorites brb

[grim edge]

Do it

[weary umbra]

I tried googling that prick word
Tell me it's meaning....

[fading spruce]

Play me 🗿

[mystic stream]

bruh im playing a GM

[grim edge]

Look in the mirror

[grim edge]

U lose

[mystic stream]

in a classical match

[weary umbra]

What r usayinggngngngng

[mystic stream]

💀 💀

[weary umbra]

?? What

[grim edge]

I'm glad you have a headache😪

[sleek zealot]

now y'all can save it

[real hinge]

when do you get image perms

[sleek zealot]

!trust

no?

how do you do that

[fading spruce]

Alright

[real hinge]

?

[old thistle]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@real hinge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[old thistle]

I just drew a game down 3 minor pieces

[sleek zealot]

hello you are mod can i ask question bout titles

[old thistle]

Sure

[sleek zealot]

does cm last forever

[old thistle]

Hmm

[sleek zealot]

wait ill just look it up

[tepid panther]

Wyman just b4 b5 easy repetition

[old thistle]

IM and GM are forever but not sure about FM and CM

[grim edge]

@old thistle i just played the best move of my life

[old thistle]

Show it

[sleek zealot]

okay i just looked it up all four are permanent

[grim edge]

im insane

[old thistle]

Nice

[worn stratus]

a brilliant moo

[mystic stream]

@grim edge i have to play a GM in a classical game :(

[old thistle]

Is it that good?

[tepid panther]

Ik NM is forever, someone at our local chess club bottomed out and has been playing for over 30 years

[grim edge]

What do you think it does?

[worn stratus]

m11

[grim edge]

I wish you the best of luck winning my friend

[worn stratus]

[old thistle]

Obviously I saw that

[sleek zealot]

what does this even do (btw Nxe6 is slightly better)

[mystic stream]

and hes like 2600 as well ://

[old thistle]

Opens up the king of course

[worn stratus]

indubitably

[sleek zealot]

or wait the engine is very indecisive one of them is best idk

[old thistle]

Getting NM is such a big achievement. He must be a good player

[sleek zealot]

ill get a title one day mark my words

[grim edge]

yes also i dont know how tf i found it

[old thistle]

Gl

[grim edge]

knight g6 top engine move

[sleek zealot]

thx

[tepid panther]

I beat him my first game against him and he threw his king across the Panera bread

[old thistle]

See it's not completely winning

[grim edge]

im glad i found it my opponent procedded to hang a rook and resign

[sleek zealot]

zax one vee one me

[grim edge]

Its a Saturday and VCs are boring asf

[old thistle]

Good job :)

[broken portal]

He will crush u like he crishes me bro trust

[grim edge]

I mean i bet you atleast have a chance just try youre best 😄

[sleek zealot]

i have beaten 2000s

[mystic stream]

Tru

[sleek zealot]

and i have also beaten him

[mystic stream]

ive been having aa good tournament so i got this

[broken portal]

U beat zax? Dam

I still havent beat him nd dont think i will lol

[sleek zealot]

that is two losses to me boy

lets make that three

[grim edge]

it was 3 am

[sleek zealot]

again thats not an excuse cuz we have the same timezone

[broken portal]

I couldnt beat this guy even in 3years

[grim edge]

na you could easily

[sleek zealot]

one vee one me

[mystic stream]

who

[tepid panther]

I beat you 10-0

Ez

[lapis lava]

what

[sleek zealot]

mediterranean omg i hate the french so so so so so much

[mystic stream]

i like the caribbean more

[grim edge]

but we never played

[broken portal]

Noooo

[sleek zealot]

@grim edge STOP HIDING

[mystic stream]

how about the gulf of mexico?

[tepid panther]

Will beat you*. My awful grammar aside you better get ready to throw down one of these days

[errant mango]

I got 66.6 accuarcy this game

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/80332755721?tab=review

[worn ice]

MRBigtimer (2337) vs. TheKillerBane (2275)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. d4 Nc6 3. d5 Ne5 4. c4 Qa5+ 5. Nc3 b5 6. f4 b4 7. Nb5 Ng6 8. f5 Ne5 9. Bf4 f6 10. a3 b3+ 11. Bd2 Qb6 12. Nf3 Nxf3+ 13. Qxf3 g5 14. Qh5+ Kd8 15. Bd3 Ba6 16. O-O Bxb5 17. cxb5 c4+ 18. Kh1 cxd3 19. Qf3 Qxb5 20. Bc3 g4 21. Qxg4 Nh6 22. Qf3 Qa6 23. e5 Rc8 24. exf6 Rxc3 25. fxe7+ Kxe7 26. bxc3 b2 27. f6+ Kd8 28. Rab1 Bxa3 29. f7 Rf8 30. Qh3 Rxf7 31. Qh4+ Be7 32. Qd4 Nf5 33. Qh8+ Kc7 34. Qe5+ Bd6 35. Qe4 Nh6 

[grim edge]

nah you play London and scandi you wont beat me

[sleek zealot]

RESPOPJD TOP MEEEEEE

[errant mango]

https://play.chess.com/KM3gi if you wanna fight him u gotta get through me

[grim edge]

im not playing chess at night anymore lol

[sleek zealot]

dude come on

[grim edge]

[sleek zealot]

stop protecting ur ego and play me

[keen drum]

admin

hey can i get trusted

pls

[errant mango]

not how that works

[keen drum]

how does it work?

[errant mango]

U have to get it from the bot

[sleek zealot]

!trustesd

[errant mango]

/trust

[sleek zealot]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[keen drum]

!trust

[errant mango]

use /trust

[keen drum]

/trust

[errant mango]

without the space

[keen drum]

im doing it without

😦

[old thistle]

</trust:1023364178980900865>

[sleek zealot]

this chat is like 41 iq right now

[errant mango]

i frogt how to mention a cmd i was looking for that

[broken portal]

My IQ belike

[grim edge]

hi

hello?

[errant mango]

no way its a gm

[grim edge]

its just my name

what da dog doin

https://tenor.com/view/what-da-dog-doin-what-da-dog-doin-gif-22078277

[sleek zealot]

zax you 1v1 me tomorrow

[grim edge]

vibing

[errant mango]

How much would i have to pay the discord staff to get them to put that emogy infront of my name

lol

[grim edge]

if im on sure

[broken portal]

I dont wanna play zax till im better cuz its almost adoption

[grim edge]

u can do something like that?

[errant mango]

see as long as you can confirm this isnt a rated match your currently playing ill help

[shadow narwhal]

Guys who here likes bowling

[sleek zealot]

bowling is cool i dont follow it tho

[grim edge]

i know you can beat me lol

[shadow narwhal]

It’s so fun

[errant mango]

Im not sure if we can help u in that but since its ofline i think we can

Qc5

nice

[broken portal]

Na bro never😅

[keen drum]

d

/trust

!trust

[errant mango]

huh

[keen drum]

idk

[shadow narwhal]

Guys who here has the highes elo

[errant mango]

use this one @keen drum

[bright glade]

WE HANG THOSE BISHOPS

[keen drum]

/trust@keen drum

[bright glade]

WE HANG THEM FR FR

[errant mango]

idk i have alot of bullet elo

[keen drum]

__

[shadow narwhal]

I’m so bad at bullet

[keen drum]

__

[grim edge]

@bright glade can i get your opponents pls

[errant mango]

i just got really good at thinking fast

[bright glade]

i hung mine first so you need to be bad to make your opponents bad

[keen drum]

/how do i get trusted

[errant mango]

yes

[grim edge]

formula understood cheif

[shadow narwhal]

Yeah good move imo

[keen drum]

how to get trusted

[stable jungle]

@keen drum connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[grim edge]

@bright glade you vs pixel then there was me watching be like

[midnight fjord]

Wdym not active 🤨

[grim edge]

Oh hey elliot

[bright glade]

look at this rosseau gambit fail

[midnight fjord]

Baguette

[keen drum]

i did connect

[midnight fjord]

😎

[keen drum]

wtf

[tropic pewter]

hola mi amigo

[grim edge]

LMAO 💀

[novel moat]

Elliot

[keen drum]

/trust

[grim edge]

Aloha Aloha

[broken portal]

Sup elli

[old thistle]

Trusted requirements:
-Linked Discord to Chess.com (/connect)
-Discord account is 14 days old
-Server member for 7 days
-Talked on 5 different days

[keen drum]

how does it work?

i did

[grim edge]

check dms corpses

[keen drum]

im here from past 150 days

acc is old

[broken portal]

Sure in a min lemme finish this poker game

[keen drum]

trust me please

[grim edge]

Got ya chief

[keen drum]

:))

[tropic pewter]

i though you could actively check what requirements you have and haven't met

[bright glade]

this was gonna be the position if i didnt hang my bishop, wouldve been super fun to play with this center lmao

[daring ingot]

has anyone played the password game? rule 16 is a chess question and i have no idea the answer

[old thistle]

You only talked on 4 different days

[keen drum]

rly

nah

[old thistle]

I checked yeah

[keen drum]

wtf

:)))

[bright glade]

those 3 center pawns, passed pawns, literal 5 point pawns bro

[grim edge]

how do you even reach these unique ahh positions man💀

[errant mango]

i got trusted on day 14 of me being here

[bright glade]

i just play bad and never play theory

[errant mango]

cuz i wasnt active

[keen drum]

wait

[bright glade]

people are literally terrible when they are out of theory

[keen drum]

scipio

[bright glade]

like legit horrible

[old thistle]

Yes?

[keen drum]

can you still trust me ?

or nah

[errant mango]

unless your theory is the game itself

[keen drum]

i get

[errant mango]

then your fine

[old thistle]

It is not about me trusting you. Bot has to

[keen drum]

the rules are for every one

[tropic pewter]

thats because you made your discord account the day before you joined the server 💀

[errant mango]

same day acctualy

[keen drum]

wait

i need one more day to talk

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge

[keen drum]

i talked before 12:00 am

[bright glade]

black to move chat

[keen drum]

now its 1;00 am for me

[keen drum]

the day passed

[old thistle]

Well time zones exist

[keen drum]

nah not for me

[bright glade]

I SAID BLACK TO MOVE CHAT

[chrome merlin]

im in 3rd in the tournament rn

we up

[spark sage]

im against a 900 ? SERIOUSLY ???????????

[bright glade]

pov you didnt set rating range of opponents

[broken portal]

No elo gain lolz

[upbeat viper]

damn Mita is so high in elo

didn't know

[errant mango]

that 900 beats you ill laugh

[keen drum]

hey bot wake up

[spark sage]

i just lost to a 1700

[bright glade]

chat im gonna repeat myself one LAST time, black to move

[spark sage]

lost 40 points

[keen drum]

trust me

[errant mango]

yes

[upbeat viper]

oof

[keen drum]

pls

@worn ice

wake up

[old thistle]

Looks forced

Bot has time zones too...

[keen drum]

i live in il

[errant mango]

cuz it is

[old thistle]

You have to be patient and wait

[keen drum]

whats the time zone?

[old thistle]

I don't even know what Albert uses

[tropic pewter]

[keen drum]

high?

[old thistle]

[keen drum]

i need to stream fast

:((

[daring ingot]

how can you send images

[spark sage]

im literally hikaru idk wdym

[old thistle]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[bright glade]

imagine resigning down a piece, couldnt be me

[tropic pewter]

[daring ingot]

im just trying to find an answer to rule 16 of the password game can you help me you seem to know a lot about chess

[bright glade]

@grim edge also to have my bad opponents, dont resign

[old thistle]

DM me the pic

[raw frigate]

Lore accurate

[grim edge]

NOOOOOO

[old thistle]

Bxg2+

[errant mango]

Bxg2

[bright glade]

yeah bxg2 ios right

[grim edge]

too slow

[tropic pewter]

[old thistle]

Look for forcing moves

[bright glade]

wtf u have so many games, more than i do

[errant mango]

anya

https://tenor.com/view/anya-forger-smile-enjeru-gif-26119496

[old thistle]

So close wow

[bright glade]

i have like 1500-2k rapid games at best 🗿

[grim edge]

how tf is someone playing 6 months supposed to improve

[old thistle]

Nub

[quiet sparrow]

hello little chess people on my computer

[bright glade]

@grim edge vs @upbeat viper a match to the death pls

[tropic pewter]

[bright glade]

1 elo apart, who will win

[grim edge]

i over took him yesterday and the day before that and the day before that

[errant mango]

Nxc6

[grim edge]

i was 1780 last week lmao

[broken portal]

150 in a week dam

[grim edge]

OMG WTF

[grim edge]

blud i am him

[bright glade]

15 move game

[grim edge]

lmao 4vs5 theory

[errant mango]

i dont see how thats wrong odd

[quiet sparrow]

15 moves

[errant mango]

bd2

[bright glade]

you can leave the tab running and return to the puzzle later, solve it yourself, its more rewarding
or have someone solve them with you, not for you

[quiet sparrow]

what if they push the pawn

[grim edge]

lol i had a 100 procent accuracy and a 99.8 middlegame accuracy🫠

[bright glade]

there are VCs to discuss this sort of stuff, you can also go into DMs with someone, or discuss the puzzles

[errant mango]

qxh1

[grim edge]

Also cool new pfp athena

[broken portal]

Check dms zax

[grim edge]

ill do it now !

[quiet sparrow]

thank you its from vox machina

[errant mango]

i hope they never make an opening called the Average Opening

[hallow basin]

yes

[grim edge]

can someone help me with a chess move?

[young gust]

pride month is over, stop being gay already!!!

[grim edge]

Hmm should i watch it? 😄

[errant mango]

aslong as its not in an Online Rated match Sure!

[quiet sparrow]

YES

[grim edge]

yeah where can i send the image?

[grim edge]

alrighty then ill add it to my list 100%

[errant mango]

well since your not trusted just yet you can dm it to me

[grim edge]

alr

[upbeat viper]

how come you face a 1824

go -25 +25

[grim edge]

i was so worried of losing 10 elo i only gained 6 lmao

[lament jacinth]

Lmao

[grim edge]

welp he resgined after 15 moves lmao

[bright juniper]

[grim edge]

rip i almost played 100 accuracy

[upbeat viper]

hi alex

[grim edge]

isnt alex locked out?

[upbeat viper]

skill issue

nah

it's a false lockout

[grim edge]

oh lmao

[bright juniper]

I asked

[grim edge]

😭

why ask for a lockout lol

[grim edge]

skill issue im above you now

again-.-

[bright juniper]

uh

[upbeat viper]

idc I'm still much better in blitz

that compensates

[bright juniper]

@grave wasp imagine getting locked out

couldn't be me

[grim edge]

if i played blitz like i played rapid

i just never play it

since i aint got the time

[tawdry whale]

Hi

[upbeat viper]

doubt

[tawdry whale]

Im new

[quiet sparrow]

its not that long

[tawdry whale]

With 800 elo

[upbeat viper]

no discord promotion

[tawdry whale]

Can someone help me to improve plz

[grim edge]

i dont focus in blitz like i try in rapid im being fr here

[novel moat]

Re8

[grim edge]

i havent lost a rapid game in days

damn

[tawdry whale]

Hi

Im new with 800

[novel moat]

Ye

[tawdry whale]

Can someone help me to improve plz?

[grim edge]

pikachu is so awesome

[tawdry whale]

Wait what

Im in general again

[grim edge]

hello hello

[chrome merlin]

im first in the <1199 rapid tournament

[sleek zealot]

you could iykyk

best move Ke6 rn

this is not a live game tho right

[grim edge]

man im almost 2k thats crazy

[sleek zealot]

did black just take his own pawn

[grim edge]

i dont deserve 2k lmao im trash

[sleek zealot]

Be7

[ashen parrot]

guys can u dm me i did a brilliant and i dont know why its a brilliant pls help

[grim edge]

sure send me

[errant mango]

re8

[sharp smelt]

Be7

[sleek zealot]

should i keep telling you the answers

[errant mango]

rb3

[novel moat]

Rb3 Rd3

[sharp smelt]

aint no way sans is back

[errant mango]

hehehe

[sleek zealot]

yes or no tho?

[dull quartz]

question how do you report a cc bug

[sleek zealot]

rb3

[errant mango]

i am back i dont remember u tho

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

squid always lurkin

[errant mango]

imma go play Rocket leage

[novel moat]

Rocket league

[sharp smelt]

i was in 2200 channel

[sleek zealot]

qh5

[sharp smelt]

Qh5 h6 Qxg6

[sleek zealot]

take the knight lmao

sure but its 100% correct

[sharp smelt]

tf

ded chat

[novel moat]

[sleek zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082907294834098176/1095477417163890728/IMG_1891.gif

[sharp smelt]

andrew tate tho

[restive storm]

Hi squid

[sleek zealot]

u still calculating or what?

[sharp smelt]

hi

need to get 2300 smh

[upbeat viper]

I thought the game was winning @grim edge

misscalculated one tempo

but anyway

I tricked him

I knew he couldn't resist to check me

my endgame traps are dangerous

oh well

the endgame was totally winning

[sharp smelt]

🥵

[upbeat viper]

I just should have taken the opposition there

[sleek zealot]

do not start this again tmr ok?

[sharp smelt]

Ke3?

[upbeat viper]

anyway, that win was deserved

total domination

[sleek zealot]

no im just telling you before you ask for nitro that tmr ill deliver

and i also want to thank you for trusting me that i will give your payment to you

[sleek zealot]

total domination blunders draw

[supple lark]

I just Mated someone whit the scholars mate

[upbeat viper]

misscalculated one tempo

[supple lark]

And he has 1000 elo

[sleek zealot]

yeah but its not total domination then is it

[obsidian dirge]

Noiceeeee

[supple lark]

That was a dumb win

[upbeat viper]

meeeh

[sleek zealot]

are you sure you dont want like

digital payment

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge

[sleek zealot]

instead of nitro

[upbeat viper]

just should've taken the opposition

I thought the pawn race wasn't drawn

did a misscalc of one tempo

I mean 'calc'

[sleek zealot]

and also are you upset with the price you raised - do you feel like you didnt ask enough for what you're providing

[upbeat viper]

why is zax always playing against bots

[sleek zealot]

im just trying to make sure we have a healthy business relationship

[upbeat viper]

his opponent just played h4

bruh

as if he doesn't have more important stuff to do instead of weakening his king

[sleek zealot]

i need to rewatch the middlegames mastercourse but i ✨ can't be bothered✨

i will tho when i get the time

wanna do some 1v1s

not classical this time

[livid shore]

not an insane amount

actually that’s a lie

it’s a lot it’s a very precise line

[sleek zealot]

i dont suggest learning a lot of theory at the level you're at

[livid shore]

you only have 1 good move in a lot of positions

thats what makes it fun

[sleek zealot]

sorry but i tried to help you in finding where you actually need to improve i dont think i deserved that

[livid shore]

but you can often get the d5 line and win super fast

[livid shore]

bro he is the rating where he should start to develop a repertoire

[sleek zealot]

you can be toxic to me but i will tell you right now that you dont need to learn a lot of theory in the dragon - if you want to, you can but it will not be completely needed

[sleek zealot]

a repertoire is not the same as lots of theory

[livid shore]

that is what it means

you have theory almost no matter what they play

which is a lot of theory

what lines?

[sleek zealot]

and that is a good thing but at this level you should probably focus on making less mistakes

you can not sit here and tell me you dont blunder often

[livid shore]

you are talking like you are a lot better than him

[sleek zealot]

im not but i can offer advice that i have gotten from way better ppl than me

[quiet sparrow]

@grim edge are you awake

[sleek zealot]

if you dont make lots of mistakes why are you still at 1380

[livid shore]

everyone makes a lot of mistakes

[inner drum]

anyone wanna play a game i havnt played in a while ngl

[livid shore]

until like 2600

[sleek zealot]

thats just not true

[upbeat viper]

zax is playing

zax got checkmated

he's now available

[grim edge]

and hung m1

[livid shore]

lmao

[upbeat viper]

ik

[grim edge]

lol

[upbeat viper]

he had forced draw

[sleek zealot]

i do but atleast i own up to it

and try to improve on it

[upbeat viper]

nice mate nevertheless

[grim edge]

what better did i even have in that endgame man

[civic belfry]

\

[sleek zealot]

you know what 1v1 me

[upbeat viper]

a passed pawn ?

[livid shore]

knowing theory limits your mistakes, most mistakes happen in middlegame and if you know the ideas you are much less likely to make mistakes

[sleek zealot]

https://play.chess.com/SNMSf

@ebon jolt is this you playing rn

[raw frigate]

What is this 😭

[upbeat viper]

I'm 100 elo away from you

[sleek zealot]

i dont think this is aldies tbh

[upbeat viper]

watch out

dayum

very stonks

[raw frigate]

What the f

[next thorn]

Why should we do that?

[raw frigate]

Results?

Noob

I have 0/2 😎

What type of matchmaking was the tournament?

O

Whats unity chess.com rating again?

Oh

Thats like my rating when I participated my first tournament

The pressure and anxiousness you feel in a tournament is pretty tough

Can relate to his record

[modest vessel]

Ö

[raw frigate]

Zax GM when

I just need to hit 1400 in 3 weeks

[quiet sparrow]

im almost at 1150

[raw frigate]

Doable

[upbeat viper]

ig it's because we're fighting for our elo

thus motivating both of us to give the best each game

[raw frigate]

Congrats

[upbeat viper]

kek

maybe that's why you're not good at blitz

play more

[quiet sparrow]

ngllllll

[upbeat viper]

blitz isn't hard

[quiet sparrow]

the chess board is boring

[upbeat viper]

come on

you go brrr brrr

[raw frigate]

How to be like you sir

[upbeat viper]

• you know your theory

[quiet sparrow]

why cant i customise the pieces

[upbeat viper]

so you're supposed to always get an edge out of the opening

[raw frigate]

Wdym

[quiet sparrow]

like putting some random png instead of the king

[upbeat viper]

zax's gonna flag I call

[quiet sparrow]

pixel what elo are you

[restive storm]

Get better at blitz

[upbeat viper]

:)

[quiet sparrow]

screw blitz

all my homies hate blitz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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Rapid: 2224 (2271 peak)
Blitz: 2000 (2101 peak)
Bullet: 2182 (2316 peak)

[restive storm]

Blitz is fun

[restive storm]

Interesting rating

[raw frigate]

I only play like petrov because i trade everything in blitz

[restive storm]

Is zax playing rn

[upbeat viper]

he is

trying to get above my 1948

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1948 (1948 peak)
Blitz: 1815 (1815 peak)
Bullet: 1700 (1738 peak)

[restive storm]

bruh at this rate he's gonna pass my rating

[upbeat viper]

that's his only motivation rn ig

oof

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81991230145

he's winning

but low on time

I call the flag

too many pieces on the board

[grim edge]

Bruh

[upbeat viper]

apparently Nc4 is better than the fork

weird

[sleek zealot]

@ebon jolt so what was that

"you dont blunder often"?

[simple ginkgo]

hii

[sleek zealot]

you just did??????

[upbeat viper]

pog

[blissful zinc]

hi

[upbeat viper]

NOOO

[sleek zealot]

i am not showing any ignorance i tried to help you, you got all defensive and when i challenged you, you lost and you're still saying you dont blunder

[upbeat viper]

black missed m2

[sleek zealot]

that is literally ignorance from YOU

[upbeat viper]

litteral bot

[raw frigate]

1 elo chat smh

[sleek zealot]

i tried to

[upbeat viper]

but yeah

flagged

[restive storm]

zax isn't fast enough

[grim edge]

lol i was always gonna flag that one

[upbeat viper]

I mean, from the beginning of the game I knew he was gonna flag

[upbeat viper]

that's why he's bad in blitz

[grim edge]

i was just confused what my opponent is doing

[upbeat viper]

zax why not play 15+10 ?

[sleek zealot]

i tried to help you with what you need to improve on and it seems like i was right since you blundered your kngith

[raw frigate]

Someone gave it to me for free 🤑

[upbeat viper]

well your opponent missed m2

and he just wanted you to flag

[restive storm]

yeah speed was important at that moment

[upbeat viper]

so simply avoiding mates from you

and not trading

[grim edge]

its a good idea tbh im the slowest player on planet earth thats kinda alwasy been my problem ngl

[restive storm]

that mate in 2 miss was unexcusable especially for a 1900 rated player

[sleek zealot]

what does that mean

[upbeat viper]

because you don't play much

[upbeat viper]

• with 2min on the clock

I mean bruh

puzzle rush lvl 1300

[restive storm]

when your opponent is low on time that doesn't mean you have to play fast

maybe I do

[scenic holly]

not really I just missed mate in 2 the other day

[upbeat viper]

[scenic holly]

dont let blunders become consistent

[restive storm]

I mean this is extremely easy to see

[scenic holly]

blunders are bad

[sleek zealot]

sorry next time ill just tell you you're bad instead

[upbeat viper]

more than easy

he always does

yes sir

[sleek zealot]

when you're offered help you're supposed to improve on what you're given help on not deny it and act like you're good

so whats the problem with me telling you - i was right tho?

[scenic holly]

what are yall even mad about

[sleek zealot]

im not mad

[scenic holly]

i dont get it

whats he mad about then

Then dont be mad???

[raw frigate]

Ong

1 elo chat

[hexed jewel]

sup homies

[raw frigate]

Hey

[sleek zealot]

basically i offered him help, trying to tell him what he needs to improve on, he replied with "i don't make blunders", i challenged him to 1v1, he blundered and now I'M ignorant

[restive storm]

I missed the best move in this position, can any of you find it

[raw frigate]

Currently working on my pirc study (i hate this)

[sleek zealot]

thats the jist 😊

[opaque apex]

I do not think I can

[hexed jewel]

Nb4

[restive storm]

that's not the best move

[scenic holly]

so he just needs to listen

[sleek zealot]

i need to stop arguing with stupid ppl

[restive storm]

but according to stockfish it's the 2nd best

[sleek zealot]

can someone remind me next time

[scenic holly]

yeah

[hexed jewel]

haw

[restive storm]

black just has a really strong move here

[scenic holly]

bro wanted advice and got it but he got mad also

[sleek zealot]

right??

[opaque apex]

next time someone starts a stupid argument I'll use the following sticker

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1922 (1963 peak)
Blitz: 1888 (1888 peak)
Bullet: 1871 (1871 peak)

[sleek zealot]

i cant tell someone to stop talking when i offered him help tho

whatever lets just move on

btw heres the game against him

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81991236063

[worn ice]

balint110 (1308) vs. Mackey05 (1071)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bd7 5. Nf3 Bc6 6. Bd3 Nd7 7. O-O Ngf6 8. Bg5 Be7 9. Nxf6+ Nxf6 10. Re1 h6 11. Bh4 Nd5 12. Bxe7 Qxe7 13. c3 O-O 14. Ne5 Nf4 15. Nxc6 bxc6 16. Be4 Qd6 17. Qf3 Rab8 18. b3 Nd5 19. Red1 Ne7 20. h3 f5 21. Bd3 Qd5 22. Qf4 Qd6 23. Qe3 f4 24. Qe4 Nf5 25. Re1 Rbe8 26. Rad1 g6 27. Qf3 h5 28. Bc4 Kg7 29. Re5 Re7 30. Qxf4 Nh6 31. Qe3 Nf5 32. Qe2 Rfe8 33. Re1 Kf6 34. Qf3 a5 35. g4 hxg4 36. hxg4 Kg5 37. gxf5 gxf5 38. Qe3+ Kf6 39. Qh6+ Kf7 40. Rxa5 Rg8+ 41. Kf1 Ree8 42. Rae5 Rg6 43. Qe3 Qd7 44. a4 Reg8 45. Bxe6+ Rxe6 46. Rxe6 

[grim edge]

be several. stop quiet for days

[raw frigate]

Im so dead so many moves to take account in 💀

[last verge]

dragon my theory across your face

[sleek zealot]

you should probably stop making blunders instead of learning draggin' theory

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/bitchlasagna-edit-gif-16822889278972171643

[raw frigate]

💀

[hexed jewel]

ayo I can see myself here now

[sleek zealot]

im sorry are we in 2017

[hexed jewel]

#2018memes

[raw frigate]

💀

[raw frigate]

“Im sorry are we in 2017”

[sleek zealot]

everyone ill let aldies get the last word because i dont feel like talking to him anymore

[hexed jewel]

ok bruh

[sleek zealot]

"“Im sorry are we in 2017” "

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

[sleek zealot]

jay im not doing that a third time

if you will do what i think you'll do

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-surrender-over-simplified-the-first-punic-war-rome-never-surrender-gif-27036720

[sleek zealot]

do you have like a list of 1000 gifs at hand for the given moment

[hexed jewel]

uhm just 15 or so

ok bro

[raw frigate]

Abc

[sleek zealot]

because it feels like you have a gif that says "fr you are right about your theories about quantum computing" with a glass of ketchup being drunk below it

[hexed jewel]

how did I get around 300 views without advert

[twin moon]

Heyoo

[hexed jewel]

really yt did sth

[twin moon]

Maybe they just felt like being nice today

[sleek zealot]

well are you monetized

[hexed jewel]

no

[hexed jewel]

idk it is some VERY boring video

and it surpassed every other video of mine in views

[sleek zealot]

???? you wont get money or (i think) have ads on your video either

you need to get monetized for that, thats the point

[hexed jewel]

the most they got is like 190 or sth

[twin moon]

Maybe you put special words that are popular (atleast for the moment)

[hexed jewel]

I am getting there

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Monkey Monkey (mackey05)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1071 (1503 peak)
Blitz: 753 (1198 peak)
Bullet: 1104 (1320 peak)

[twin moon]

The hell happened 💀

[sleek zealot]

yeah gl im just telling you that the reason you dont have adverts is because ur not monetized 😊

aldies i dont dislike you i still want you to know that i wish you a great chess career

[hexed jewel]

bro you think I dont know that ?

[sleek zealot]

well i just assumed since you were wondering why you didnt get adverts i think?

[hexed jewel]

bruh no ?

[sleek zealot]

oh alr well gl for your youtube tho

[hexed jewel]

ok bro

[grim edge]

Do i play another game to make my winstreak higher??

[sleek zealot]

w fr

[raw frigate]

💀💀💀

[hexed jewel]

pixel pixel I got around 300 views on a normal vid without doing advert how is that possible

[sleek zealot]

we need to stop hating on the london for no actual reason

[hexed jewel]

I agree

[sleek zealot]

its a solid opening (not coming from me but really storng players)

i understand the memes behind the london and all AND i dont play the london but i dont think its actually bad

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

[grim edge]

holy

shut up pixel i was about to flag again

[hexed jewel]

hey zax

[grim edge]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE BACK !!!!!!!!!

I’m playing bongcloud for my 7th won game

[hexed jewel]

ye discord banned my phone

I am on top of america's most wanted

[grim edge]

Glad to have you back

[restive storm]

try again guys

[sleek zealot]

zax you said you wont play at night, then played at night and blundered mate

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/gengar-jumping-dancing-gif-14251391

[hexed jewel]

I JUST WANNA PLAY NB4

[grim edge]

i also just mated someone

[sleek zealot]

is this a puzzle

[raw frigate]

Its solid not trash but thats it

[restive storm]

Nb4 is fine but I want to see if anyone finds the best move

[hexed jewel]

let me ask drakon

[restive storm]

sort of
black has a bunch of moves but one really good one

[raw frigate]

Nf3 systems are better 😼

[sleek zealot]

qb6

[hexed jewel]

ok I just dropped from 3260 puzzles dow n to 3171 imma stop

[raw frigate]

What are then

[restive storm]

yeah that's the move

[grim edge]

no but fr what was youre thoughts on that game? also can u review it pls

[upbeat viper]

what's the alt

oh wait I'll find it myself

[restive storm]

because it attacks b2 and threatens Bc5 which is very powerful
if Qb3 then Qd4 and e5 falls

[grim edge]

@restive storm dor did you see that

[restive storm]

I watched part of your game

[upbeat viper]

some days ?

[sleek zealot]

does anyone need anything from me im bouta go eat

[grim edge]

the bongcloud is funny

[upbeat viper]

it's the weekend rn anyway

[raw frigate]

The KIA/catalan setup systems are the best

[hexed jewel]

haw

[upbeat viper]

sure (no)

[jolly hemlock]

hey guys im new here, how do i connect my discord to my chess account? it says i have to be verified?

[worn ice]

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[hexed jewel]

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[grim edge]

i won via mate thoughts on this🫠

[upbeat viper]

true

[hexed jewel]

waitwaitwait @upbeat viper why my weekly arena YELLOW ? but zax got no color ?

[restive storm]

risky

[upbeat viper]

he's fots

[hexed jewel]

ohh ok

[upbeat viper]

and that too

[grim edge]

I think for so long cuz did you see what my flipin opponent was doing😭 im too slow lol

[hexed jewel]

so mine is viper weekly arena ?

[upbeat viper]

you gotta learn to not try to always find the best move

anyway

who playing

[sleek zealot]

can i ask what the pfp is about

[upbeat viper]

oki

[broken portal]

who playing who

[upbeat viper]

wanna have some chess content to watch

[grim edge]

true ill recover my elo tommorow ig

[hexed jewel]

imma give you some of my MEMES

[grim edge]

hello chat

[upbeat viper]

pat

[sleek zealot]

i thought youd be playing me since you like said so

[grim edge]

wait is no one actually gonna review that game for me

[raw frigate]

Guess the eval (pirc sicilian transposition)

[upbeat viper]

I'm winning for today

MUAHAHA

[sleek zealot]

0

[grim edge]

"for today"

[grim edge]

-0.2

[upbeat viper]

7 games win streak

[raw frigate]

Nerds

[sleek zealot]

can i ruin it

[raw frigate]

Its 0.1 + 🤑

[upbeat viper]

[sleek zealot]

what if i let the engine run and then disprove u

[grim edge]

levy chain

[sleek zealot]

nty

[grim edge]

levy chain

[grim edge]

i lost 11 elo today sadge

[sleek zealot]

nuh-uh

[grim edge]

2

[raw frigate]

Ok

[sleek zealot]

like 4-5 yo

[grim edge]

LOL!

[full glen]

like 200 i think

[sleek zealot]

srsly about thirty or whenever learning new things become more difficult

if you already play at an intermediate level age wont matter too much (coming from a person who knows nothing about this topic)

[grim edge]

*i noiticed i have only lost games when i play friends or friends are watching me facanating

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Monkey Monkey (mackey05)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1071 (1503 peak)
Blitz: 753 (1198 peak)
Bullet: 1104 (1320 peak)

[sleek zealot]

w hating

[grim edge]

just pretend im always watching you always

[sleek zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1124815761223995483/hate.gif

[grim edge]

hi sad now im whismy

wut happend

[grim edge]

you and pixel, then there is me watching the games be like

[sleek zealot]

you need to disconnect ur current one first

[grim edge]

just ask a mod for help

[sleek zealot]

wait who tfs shoe is that under the black dude

[upbeat viper]

@strange skiff

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Monkey Monkey (mackey05)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1071 (1503 peak)
Blitz: 753 (1198 peak)
Bullet: 1104 (1320 peak)

[sleek zealot]

is that someones leg

[grim edge]

legcellent

[sleek zealot]

WHOSE LEG IS THAT

[vital forum]

yall i need help

[grim edge]

the camera man

[sleek zealot]

pixel can we play a quick 10m and then ill go eat

gotcha

ill go eat now then

why do you always arrive at the perfect moment

[hexed jewel]

lol

[grim edge]

hi pix

[upbeat viper]

purple chat

[hexed jewel]

well

[full glen]

didnt ask + ratio

[grim edge]

i wish chess was real :/

[hexed jewel]

why am I dark yellow though

[sleek zealot]

ew color

[grim edge]

l+ratio+scurvy+no maidens+yarrrrrr+saltines+dirty parrot+blackbeard+leaky ship+yohohoho

[upbeat viper]

imagine pix losing to a 1800

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-ask-didnt-ask-dont-care-dont-gif-23967669

[hexed jewel]

rip

[sleek zealot]

pix has lost to an 1100

[upbeat viper]

ik

[hexed jewel]

average game day

[grim edge]

[full glen]

TREAASURE

[sleek zealot]

coughs

[grim edge]

lmao @grim edge guess the mf best move here

[full glen]

covid

[sleek zealot]

sorry are we in 2020

[full glen]

2020s

[primal shore]

I lost game 4 smhhh

I'm alright with that tho tbh

[grim edge]

black has to rook takes g2 lmao💀

[full glen]

sounds like a skill issue

[primal shore]

2.5/4 rn is fine by me

[grim edge]

THE ROOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK

just grind a few rapid elo

[primal shore]

I'm gonna burn my eye balls out if I keep looking at sicillan

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-gif-reply-gif-25926652

[sleek zealot]

yay

[upbeat viper]

I mean

[full glen]

ALL???

[upbeat viper]

that's not an unexpected result

[grim edge]

im so glad i found mate within 30 sec otherwise i would have got flagged "again"☠️

sicily isnt even that good of a place

[primal shore]

There's 9 games so 2.5/4 still leaves a lot of room

[upbeat viper]

1000 cc in an open tournament

[hexed jewel]

bro HOW IN A RAPID GAME

[primal shore]

And I mean it's a good score as is

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/emotional-damage-gif-24390252

[full glen]

so much italians am i right

[sleek zealot]

the 10m is there to use it

[hexed jewel]

BRO WHAT

[upbeat viper]

5yo hurts more

[hexed jewel]

you about to lose to a 13 yo smh

[grim edge]

ya man everybody in this chat, there is a ten year old that could beat them

[primal shore]

I've lost to an 8 year old

[hexed jewel]

what ye

[grim edge]

its hard to think when your opponent play this 🫠 wtf even is this by black

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/xxxtentacion-gif-15856104693251168119

[grim edge]

he exists

[upbeat viper]

yeah you play against bots

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

[grim edge]

she. he. i mean same thing

[sleek zealot]

why is no one like really good (titled) chatting here

[primal shore]

There's a 15 year old who was cm at 8, FM at 12 and has an IM norm

[hexed jewel]

*insert galaxy brain

[primal shore]

At my tournament*

[grim edge]

hey maybe im the biggest bot of all