💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

You're 155?

[hard gyro]

Is it though
People me making fun of us being short

[lament jacinth]

Wow 5 ft 8 so short hahahahaha

[primal shore]

Mhm

[narrow oriole]

Did my nails today and had to redo them cause i played bass too hard

[empty plume]

Any chess players above 180cm? 😥

[undone dove]

What's 5ft 8 in cm

[grim edge]

yeah museums and historical buildings are there

[upbeat viper]

I'm arround 5 9

[empty plume]

It is imo

[placid stone]

172cm

[upbeat viper]

I'm not tall ye

[grim edge]

What's the male height requirement for Canadian military peeps

[undone dove]

Oh

[nimble niche]

incho is 196

[empty plume]

People are just weird about height these days

[outer schooner]

I am 5'9

[grim edge]

awwwww thats cute

[undone dove]

I'm only 170

[placid stone]

for my country thats tall

[lament jacinth]

None of you have the right to complain about being short

[grim edge]

Same

[upbeat viper]

yall giant

[grim edge]

I am 5'7

[undone dove]

HOW

[upbeat viper]

what country

[hard gyro]

I thought only India ever did height requirement.

[nimble niche]

ok midget

[fiery beacon]

The engine said his move worked but it just put me up a pawn.

[placid stone]

india

[undone dove]

wot

[primal shore]

I'm 155cm alr Im allowed to complain

[lament jacinth]

Imagine not being 149 cm tall

[upbeat viper]

indian people are small ?

didn't know that

[grim edge]

Hmm

[hard gyro]

Yes, we are.

[placid stone]

avg height is 5'7

[nimble niche]

that's taller than liya

[primal shore]

I was literally the shortest in my school before I started doing online school

[grim edge]

ppl from my country are small

[upbeat viper]

damn

[lament jacinth]

YOURE 5 FT 1 IM 4 FT 10

[primal shore]

BY LIKE 8 CM

[grim edge]

Yea

[upbeat viper]

oof

[empty plume]

I'm 6 ft on the dot

[lavish scaffold]

relatable

[hard gyro]

That's why Indian girls don't care much about height 🫠

[empty plume]

Idk what that is in cm

[outer schooner]

In india 6'1 is more

[lavish scaffold]

165 or somethin

[grim edge]

Is anyone here who weights more than 55 kgs

[hard gyro]

Correction: MOST Indian Girls.

[lavish scaffold]

Yeah

[primal shore]

I weigh 45 ☠️

[upbeat viper]

oh yeah

[hard gyro]

6'1 is ungodly for India.

[undone dove]

imagine bothering about what girl's think bout you

[empty plume]

Nah 6ft ain't 165 its above 180 for sure

[lament jacinth]

Im 41 kg so no

[upbeat viper]

5 6 average in india

dayum

[hard gyro]

I weigh 50 kg with height of 5'8

[empty plume]

Me im obese

[grim edge]

In an ever so unlikely situation if you were injured and I had to Carry you, I'd be unsuccessful in doing so. My humble apologies

[nimble niche]

I'm 59kg

[empty plume]

😭 😭

[grim edge]

65 for me

[undone dove]

I weigh 45 kg

[empty plume]

No nerd react me.

[undone dove]

Incho called me a straw

[timid stratus]

I did it LOL

[placid stone]

i would agree (i weigh 48kgs)

[grim edge]

What's your height ?

[primal shore]

I'm surprised incho hasn't called me a straw

[nimble niche]

Height?

[grim edge]

Im like 57

[primal shore]

I'm tiny and light but I'm strong

[grim edge]

how tall ru?

[undone dove]

170 cm

[empty plume]

I'm 82 kg

[sharp smelt]

agreed

[primal shore]

155

[empty plume]

180 lbs to kh

[nimble niche]

damn you're underweight

[grim edge]

feather fr

[empty plume]

Kg* 82kg

[undone dove]

brother who are you agreeing to

[grim edge]

So wanna be 6ft guy ok cool-
How much can you bench press?

[primal shore]

Nah I'm 155m idiot

[undone dove]

welcome to my school

[grim edge]

shiiii

[grim edge]

Light as feather

[empty plume]

I press 200

[grim edge]

oh yeah I started going to the gym a month ago

[undone dove]

BRO WHTa4etrs4w5g

[wintry mist]

Yoo

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-titan-colossal-titan-gif-25243185

[placid stone]

a little exaggerated

[empty plume]

Atm

[primal shore]

Trust me bro

[hard gyro]

GUYS, I improved my health.

My BMI went from 13.8 to 16.2, I just checked.

[grim edge]

i’m 196cm get shit on everyone

Ok 👌

[empty plume]

225 soon

[primal shore]

Hot

[grim edge]

I know its not much but I went from barely benching the bar to repping 105 in a few months (i did it at the school gym for awhile)

[undone dove]

Send picture

[mighty remnant]

hi people
wut do you guys play against nf3

[upbeat viper]

you're a giant incho

[nimble niche]

My BMI is like 20.1 or something

[empty plume]

Do not make me invite a 198cm female and 197cm British person

[grim edge]

Aye nice

[upbeat viper]

resign

nah for real

[primal shore]

Let's make out fr 😚😚@grim edge

[grim edge]

how would i do that without showing my face

[hard gyro]

Have fun banging your head on ceilings when you come to India.

[nimble niche]

He face revealed before

[mighty remnant]

oh
why resign?

[undone dove]

Where

[grim edge]

real talk

[upbeat viper]

against Nf3 you play in order to transpose into what you play against d4

[placid stone]

trap has been layed

[undone dove]

oh incho you got a

[hard gyro]

Mod?

[upbeat viper]

yeye

[wintry mist]

😂

[grim edge]

my dad is taller

[upbeat viper]

[undone dove]

BRO WHAT

[grim edge]

yea

[nimble niche]

@undone dove

[hard gyro]

I have a friend in my old school whose height is like 6'3

[grim edge]

Your family has basketball in their genes

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[undone dove]

Surely not

[grim edge]

Ong 💀

[undone dove]

Looks like average nerdy western kid

[hard gyro]

No wonder he was part of the volleyball team

[mighty remnant]

....

[grim edge]

im still so happy I hit 1200

[mighty remnant]

nf3 a6 b3
what do you play now

[grim edge]

my grandparents ain’t even that my tall and my dad is like 200cm

[hard gyro]

Neuroscience sucks.

[mighty remnant]

lol

[primal shore]

Alr gn chat I got more tournament to play tmr

[nimble niche]

There's a teacher at my school who's 198cm and his son in year 9 is 190cm

[mighty remnant]

gn lucy

[hard gyro]

Idk, I said that just to trigger you lmao.

[grim edge]

Night goodluck with ur games

[primal shore]

Goodnight little tiny people in my phone<333

[undone dove]

Impossible

[nimble niche]

@grim edge your goal is to beat 198cm

[hard gyro]

For me personally, I feel that CS is the best because I have the most interest in that subject.

[grim edge]

i’m 16, so ill 100% beat it

[mighty remnant]

gn lucy :D

[undone dove]

gl

[mighty remnant]

why....

[undone dove]

I want to be 180cm but I don't do any sport

[hard gyro]

But if I had to say, Aerospace Engineering.

[grim edge]

anyone down for a game?

[nimble niche]

I'm only 168cm

[undone dove]

You're 13 right? So not that bad

[nimble niche]

14

[undone dove]

14 but in year 8?

[nimble niche]

yeah why?

[undone dove]

Oh well, I'm 14 but in year 9

[grim edge]

ru turning 15???

[nimble niche]

you're probably older than me

[undone dove]

No

[nimble niche]

I'm not turning 15 this year

[grim edge]

ru born b4 july

[undone dove]

Yeah

[grim edge]

that’s why

Guys I don't have pre diabetes anymore.!!

[nimble niche]

I am old enough to be in year 9

[grim edge]

?

[undone dove]

Don't become yr 9

[grim edge]

year 9 lowkey the worst year

[nimble niche]

I am the second oldest non special education kid in my year at school

[grim edge]

lmao

[nimble niche]

4th oldest out of everyone in my year

[grim edge]

bicep curls are so fun fr

[grim edge]

buddy im 165 cm at 17 and a half

[undone dove]

Better

[grim edge]

since they are 1500 i would say they are better

[undone dove]

A little bit, like beating them 3/5 games

[nimble niche]

They're slightly better with their tactical vision, I guess

[mighty remnant]

oh...

whos nemo btw?

[undone dove]

Streamer

[mighty remnant]

ah ok

[grim edge]

chess streamer

[nimble niche]

I drew grandmastergauri on stream once

[grim edge]

i remember finding a table online that shows the probability of certain elos against other certain elos

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/nemo-gif-18265951

nemo

[grim edge]

i don't remember where it was

[mighty remnant]

just calculate

[nimble niche]

Well I had a winning endgame against grandmastergauri but I threw it into a drawn endgame

[mighty remnant]

oof

[grim edge]

Guys,just a random question but do you guys have chess goals?

[undone dove]

Yeah?

[grim edge]

lemme guess 2k?

https://www.318chess.com/elo.html

well this ain't quite the same thing, but it's similar

[undone dove]

1.9k at the end of holidays

[mighty remnant]

my goal is get out of tilt

[grim edge]

ok i guess yall arent nerds after all

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1062 (1134 peak)
Blitz: 595 (611 peak)
Bullet: 357 (357 peak)

[mighty remnant]

lmao -72

[grim edge]

but i am

[undone dove]

@nimble niche you think reasonable goal?

[mighty remnant]

pretty reasonable, considering zax got from 1780 to 1900 in a week

[undone dove]

Wish that would happen to me

[mighty remnant]

30 push ups after games?
how does that help

[mighty remnant]

play better lmao
be more dedicated

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[undone dove]

We're not Zax though

[grim edge]

good luck ^w^

[wintry mist]

Suushiysbbisbyoobsibhsbhisbihsihbishbsbhshbishbisgisbgisbigsgbisbhsbhiibhebiheibhsbhibhiwhbs

[mighty remnant]

pretty sure zax spends like 7h a day playing chess

[wind vigil]

Help i hung my rock

[grim edge]

i reached my goal 700,next is 800

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper hi bast

[mighty remnant]

go 800

ikr
but his dedication is op

[glossy radish]

ignore them

[wind vigil]

How do i make a new rock

[undone dove]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

stop spamming bruh

gotham teaches chess

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-mari-neutral-consider-yourself-consider-gif-21930128

[grim edge]

west people

[glossy radish]

sparred?

sparred.

[mighty remnant]

not my typo
lol

[wintry mist]

Ya caught me red handed

[glossy radish]

yeah u can shuhs now

[mighty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/kel-omori-omori-omori-kel-gif-25939598

[gentle steppe]

💀

[grim edge]

@wintry mist your username is quite fitting, might i add

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/shithead-stupid-gif-25972549

[latent pebble]

free mestrado

[grim edge]

what he do

[gentle steppe]

@grave wasp imagine being locked out

[latent pebble]

Sent a gif

[grim edge]

what gif

[latent pebble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/692502629808603169/1117635452409757777/IMG_7811.gif

[digital phoenix]

banned

[latent pebble]

They banned him

[grim edge]

this gif?

[latent pebble]

It was some joke gif I think

[digital phoenix]

its a crime to send such a horrible gif

[latent pebble]

No

[mighty remnant]

how to make an opening repertoire?

no one replying be like

🫠

[gentle steppe]

w0hat did he send

[digital phoenix]

create lines

[mighty remnant]

how to create lines

[digital phoenix]

idk

[digital phoenix]

put certain moves

[mighty remnant]

mhm

then?

[digital phoenix]

and then create lines

[mighty remnant]

mhm
then?

[digital phoenix]

different variations

[mighty remnant]

so...
how to make lines faster then

[digital phoenix]

put more lines and u have opening repertoire

[mighty remnant]

also where to find those lines
i need plans too lol

[digital phoenix]

idk chessable

or u can just input into engine

[grim edge]

2300 by August of this year

[mighty remnant]

how to input engine

...

[digital phoenix]

cm and retire

[gentle steppe]

world champion

[mighty remnant]

good luck

may chess bless you

[upbeat viper]

why are people so trolly

[low nimbus]

.

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[upbeat viper]

now he's stalling me because I trapped his queen

bruh

[mighty remnant]

lol

[low nimbus]

lol

[normal hatch]

The fred is a completely fine and viable opening and the intermediate level

[upbeat viper]

I mean look

lmao

[mighty remnant]

queen got checkmated

[upbeat viper]

finally he resigned

[inland copper]

i beat daryl morey bot omfg

[upbeat viper]

aah

[inland copper]

took me like forever

[gentle steppe]

💀

[upbeat viper]

new peak

1931

:D

[mighty remnant]

woah

[digital phoenix]

Nb4?

[forest steeple]

How can I check the date on which I joined the discord server

[digital phoenix]

oh nvm queen can just check

[mighty remnant]

zax is catching up to you 🫠

[grim edge]

lol, great play

[gentle steppe]

scipio is 2k get better

[normal hatch]

June 27 2023

[upbeat viper]

ye

[forest steeple]

Thanks

[upbeat viper]

ez

[normal hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-winnie-the-pooh-pooh-bear-dance-dancing-gif-8941890

[upbeat viper]

not bad for no theory

[mighty remnant]

1 book move be like

woah brilliant???

[low nimbus]

.

[upbeat viper]

the game was obviously already lost

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[upbeat viper]

easy brilliant

[mighty remnant]

deflection

[upbeat viper]

ye

[steep hearth]

message below is my status

[upbeat viper]

then Qd3 to trap the queen

that's why I love the bishop pair

[viscid jacinth]

One two

Buckle my shoe

[gentle steppe]

thts brutal

[mighty remnant]

I LUV GOOD BISHOPS (don't take this out of context please)

[upbeat viper]

bishop pair for life

[viscid jacinth]

What if Qe6

[upbeat viper]

[mighty remnant]

mhm
bishop pair... op

[upbeat viper]

that's the game

Qd3 traps the queen

[viscid jacinth]

dayum boi

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81929949893?tab=review

[worn ice]

bastouraa (1931) vs. Girivaishnav (1902)

Move List

1. e4 f6 2. d4 Kf7 3. Nf3 e6 4. c4 g6 5. Nc3 Bg7 6. Be3 Nh6 7. Qd2 Ng4 8. Bf4 e5 9. Bg3 Re8 10. h3 exd4 11. Qxd4 Ne5 12. Qd5+ Kf8 13. Nxe5 fxe5 14. c5 Nc6 15. Bc4 Qf6 16. Bh4 Qe6 17. Qd3 d5 18. Bxd5 

[upbeat viper]

look

bruh

[viscid jacinth]

Hmmmmmmm

[upbeat viper]

the guy does this every game

lemme check his opening tree

[grim edge]

is it bad that i don't bother learning the names of openings? i just do them

[viscid jacinth]

i am learning how to pistol squat

[mighty remnant]

if i ever get to get a position like this i would cry because so happy

[gentle steppe]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[loud wagon]

i stopped usin jawline exercise thing

[viscid jacinth]

Magnus carlsen gives this position all the time

[upbeat viper]

he used to be a d4 player

[normal hatch]

Is this the bird?

[upbeat viper]

now he only plays f3 and f6

what's wrong with those people

who hurt them

[mighty remnant]

uh
i guess it can transpose from the bird?

[upbeat viper]

won't complain free win

[viscid jacinth]

hmmmmm

What if Donald Trump tho

[gentle steppe]

can i say a racist joke

[upbeat viper]

no

[viscid jacinth]

Obviously not

[grim edge]

yes ive been here before, thank you

[viscid jacinth]

Thats why i havent said one yet

[gentle steppe]

but i am black

[upbeat viper]

r u stoppid

._.

[viscid jacinth]

Oh damn u got the pass go on

alright bois i am getting warned

[grim edge]

Probably long castle if there are no threats

[viscid jacinth]

Wot

[gentle steppe]

thats racist

[viscid jacinth]

What threats

[mighty remnant]

mhm

[grim edge]

@gentle steppe might be safer to only say it in my DMs

[viscid jacinth]

There isnt even a move by black yet

[gentle steppe]

i was kiddin

[viscid jacinth]

@gentle steppe dont copy my joke

[grim edge]

oh

[viscid jacinth]

smh smh smh smh

[grim edge]

smh my head

[viscid jacinth]

@upbeat viper teach me art when

smh my head my head my head my head my head my head

You all wanna say smth???!

[grim edge]

btw the way

[viscid jacinth]

omg my god

[hybrid swallow]

dude stole my quote

[hexed jewel]

yo I am back

[grim edge]

fellow furry Chess player?

[viscid jacinth]

Thats used everywhere

So

[mighty remnant]

hi

[sturdy swan]

why u leaved the server man

[hexed jewel]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/nkeYDgXPcJJKU8ZxEQGMoxjnbBcFl47pkF0SiBFgMbI/http/play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/xyani/gengar.gif

[gentle steppe]

if u say something often it dosent mean u own tht quote

[hexed jewel]

who are u tho

[grim edge]

he’s unbanned

[hybrid swallow]

it do

[sturdy swan]

I played a game against u

[hexed jewel]

I got banned by discord

[gentle steppe]

it dosent smh my head

[hexed jewel]

ah ok

[sturdy swan]

fr

[grim edge]

💀 wtf why

[mighty remnant]

hru

[hexed jewel]

they banned my PHONE number

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-triggered-gif-19925499

[hexed jewel]

I just made a world record and I am pretty chill

[spiral current]

Hi

[grim edge]

discord doesn’t ban you from individual servers ……

[viscid jacinth]

Yo rajat

[sturdy swan]

too many alts?

[viscid jacinth]

!welcome @spiral current

[stable jungle]

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[hexed jewel]

I dont have alts

[sturdy swan]

hmm weird

[hexed jewel]

though my phone was linked to an account that got banned

[sturdy swan]

U didnt do sus stuff

[hexed jewel]

well uh no

[mighty remnant]

good job

i'm proud of you

lol

[hexed jewel]

I did 25 puzzle rushes in 54.24 secs

[mighty remnant]

woahh

[grim edge]

I'm in Japan rn, and there's a clothing store whose name is mine

[hexed jewel]

the record for the catergory was 49.9

well I did it on web though

[sturdy swan]

Wild theory: a friend of urs asked for ur phone or grabbed it and he linked his disc account to his can u imagine that

[hexed jewel]

the top 3 for the catergory uses phones 💀

[upbeat viper]

owo*

[hexed jewel]

uhm no

[mighty remnant]

also can someone tell me why f4 has such a high wr lmao

[viscid jacinth]

QwQ*

[hexed jewel]

I actually made an alt

[upbeat viper]

wot

[mighty remnant]

its best move but seriously
in a drawing position 62% wr

[sturdy swan]

Many people blunder there

[hexed jewel]

and linked my phone to that

[grim edge]

T~T*

[hexed jewel]

and I can join to the server

[sturdy swan]

lol but why u got banned

[hexed jewel]

IDK

[digital phoenix]

pretty sure mod banned and theyre refusing to tell

[hexed jewel]

ask bast

[grim edge]

mhm discord bans ur entire account they don’t just ban you from servers

[upbeat viper]

don't tell him

[hexed jewel]

tf

[upbeat viper]

jk

[grim edge]

my friend lost 2 years of nitro from a banned account

[viscid jacinth]

thats sad

[sturdy swan]

Why would they ban WoYue

[hexed jewel]

well my alt that was recently made didnt join cc before and when I linked my phone to it it cant join the server

[mighty remnant]

guys try find the best move here

[upbeat viper]

a6

[grim edge]

lesson learned: don't buy nitro until your current one expires

[mighty remnant]

for black
sorry board wrong way

[upbeat viper]

[digital phoenix]

bcoz he sucks at chess

[viscid jacinth]

Bast do u play tetris

[grim edge]

he got it for free so doesn’t really matter

[upbeat viper]

nah

[hexed jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/bitchlasagna-edit-gif-16822889278972171643

[grim edge]

oh, ic

[viscid jacinth]

bruh ok noob

[upbeat viper]

lemme take a look Larsen

[viscid jacinth]

where are u taking a look

[sturdy swan]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-bruh-fr-bruh-fr-fr-bruh-fr-bruhhh-gif-25349553

[viscid jacinth]

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING A LOOK

[digital phoenix]

duh his rating is so low

[viscid jacinth]

duh duh

[upbeat viper]

is it Qh4+ ?

[hexed jewel]

well that's kinda true

[sturdy swan]

Yeah he isnt even 3000 elo smh

[upbeat viper]

then he blocks with pawn

you take

take

and take with bishop sac

[viscid jacinth]

i am learning how to draw like circles

in perspective

[upbeat viper]

🤔

circles in perspective

[viscid jacinth]

you know like rounded shapes

[digital phoenix]

[mighty remnant]

idk
for some reason 24% of people just take on f4 losing on the spot

[viscid jacinth]

In cars

[grim edge]

waiting for the day when

when we get a 3000 elo rapid player

[digital phoenix]

never

[upbeat viper]

because you're at 1100 elo

[grim edge]

I will be the first one /j

[viscid jacinth]

We would be dead by then

[upbeat viper]

so people don't see Qh4+

[digital phoenix]

if people still dont care about rapid then probably

[mighty remnant]

this is the entire lichess database lol

[upbeat viper]

very strong move when f pawn is pushed in general

aah

well

people do be stupid

[viscid jacinth]

some times

[sturdy swan]

I remember there was a french guy #1 of his country, idk if he is still here though

[grim edge]

hot take: rapid is the only good gamemode

[upbeat viper]

look at the average rating of pawn takes?

[digital phoenix]

elliot?

[viscid jacinth]

Oh thats a hot take?

[mighty remnant]

lmao people just take 24%

[sturdy swan]

I think

[digital phoenix]

blitz is best

[grim edge]

apparently

[sturdy swan]

Was he 3000?

[digital phoenix]

good players come here not often so meh

[upbeat viper]

elliot isn't #1

[digital phoenix]

shouldnt be 3k tho probably like 2.8

[sturdy swan]

I mean for being #1 of his country must be good

[upbeat viper]

alireza is #1

[grim edge]

10+0 and 15+5 are my jam

[upbeat viper]

and yeah elliot is arround 2k8

[hexed jewel]

...

[digital phoenix]

im top 50 in my country because my country is horrible

[nimble niche]

Elliot is like 7th or something in chess.com blitz in France

[hexed jewel]

L

[sturdy swan]

lol

[mighty remnant]

i don't think there is a single korean gm...

[grim edge]

can elos hypothetically go into the negatives?

[mighty remnant]

lol

[lethal badger]

where are u from?

[mighty remnant]

i think so?
i'm not sure

[hexed jewel]

what about madagascar 💀

[mighty remnant]

idk

[digital phoenix]

im literally #19 in country dud

[mighty remnant]

search up list of gms

[digital phoenix]

malaysia

[hexed jewel]

smh

[mighty remnant]

top 20 lmao

[grim edge]

2400, that's hot

[digital phoenix]

and number 7 rapid

[viscid jacinth]

Bast if i pinged incho for no reason

Will i get a warn

[upbeat viper]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[digital phoenix]

why dont u try

[viscid jacinth]

Sure

[digital phoenix]

omg spam????

[upbeat viper]

I allow only 1 ping

for the lol

[nimble niche]

I'm 190th in Australia

[viscid jacinth]

@grim edge

[digital phoenix]

welcome

[viscid jacinth]

STOOPID

[fallen storm]

Lol

[latent pebble]

kel tech

[digital phoenix]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @digital phoenix, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[digital phoenix]

HOLY SHIT WHY DOES IT SEND

[viscid jacinth]

well u are in my basement so it shouldn't be a hard thing

[nimble niche]

You'd be 58th in Australia

[latent pebble]

7 o clock thats prime time

[digital phoenix]

good enough

[viscid jacinth]

Some people learn the hard way

[stuck kestrel]

how to check

[hard gyro]

Lmao

[latent pebble]

why is everyone good getting banned

[viscid jacinth]

Sadly

[grim edge]

i’m number 1 in the world trust

[digital phoenix]

im gonna try strikethrough welcome

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @digital phoenix, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[viscid jacinth]

Lasagna see u after one hour

[hexed jewel]

when are u cyan ducky

[digital phoenix]

dude what the hell

[nimble niche]

I'm #91 in Australia for rapid

[hard gyro]

Who got banned?

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix i got muted for one day

[digital phoenix]

play leaderboard

[stuck kestrel]

now

[latent pebble]

Mestrado

[viscid jacinth]

for doing that

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mods-discord-mods-kakav420-south-park-igm6-gif-25418448

[hexed jewel]

tf

[upbeat viper]

I'm #1412 in France in rapid

[digital phoenix]

just skill issue the max i get is 1h

[viscid jacinth]

So probably dont do it

[upbeat viper]

I'm so bad

[viscid jacinth]

@upbeat viper warn las

[latent pebble]

Is Elliot top 10

[viscid jacinth]

Warn las do ittttttttttttttt

[hexed jewel]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/nkeYDgXPcJJKU8ZxEQGMoxjnbBcFl47pkF0SiBFgMbI/http/play.pokemonshowdown.com/sprites/xyani/gengar.gif

[upbeat viper]

no

[fallen storm]

I'm no rapid

[viscid jacinth]

Well scipio muted me for one day when i wrote !weIcome

[fallen storm]

I'm bullet

[digital phoenix]

get muted for spam

[viscid jacinth]

So should you

[upbeat viper]

different context

[digital phoenix]

im experimenting

[upbeat viper]

everyone's chilling here

[viscid jacinth]

Different mod tbh

[upbeat viper]

a happy little chat

[digital phoenix]

ok that doesnt really matter with scipio

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/3fgd.gif

[fallen storm]

Bing chilling

[nimble niche]

I'm 95th in Australia for bullet

[digital phoenix]

thats why scipio is always invisible

if we saw him online this chat would immediately evacuate

[hard gyro]

RIP Legend.

[upbeat viper]

rip bob indeed :c

[viscid jacinth]

Scipio will act emotionally while muting someone and will be strict af when it comes to removing timeout

Who is bob

[grim edge]

ain’t no way

[digital phoenix]

u get a warn u get a warn everyone gets a warn

[upbeat viper]

bob ross

[hard gyro]

No way you don't know Bob Ross.

[upbeat viper]

come on

[digital phoenix]

bob the builder

[upbeat viper]

https://www.twitch.tv/bobross

[lavish scaffold]

Bob the builder

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bobross-art-gif-4621523

[digital phoenix]

omw to take outdated medicine wish me luck

[hard gyro]

There is literally no way you don't know Bob Ross.

[upbeat viper]

kek

gl

[keen parrot]

hi chat

[upbeat viper]

survive

[lavish scaffold]

Me after blundering my queen to the most common trap

[upbeat viper]

hi coach

[stuck kestrel]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

Bob ross deez nuts

[digital phoenix]

[grim edge]

hello vimun

[hard gyro]

Me after drawing with 5 queens

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

otb game in and a half hours

[upbeat viper]

look how cute that move is

[nimble niche]

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

good luck

[queen canyon]

No need for brilliant

[digital phoenix]

fake

[upbeat viper]

it's actually brilliant

[keen parrot]

if im white and its e4 e5 i will play kings gambit

[upbeat viper]

needed the follow up after Qe6

[viscid jacinth]

ok tell me who is checkers (wrong answers only)

[lavish scaffold]

Finally back to 900

[upbeat viper]

uh ?

[fallen storm]

I just beat a little kid at a tournament, he disrespected my friend, so I mated him with 7 rooks

[lavish scaffold]

I'm checkers

[queen canyon]

Your father

[nimble niche]

Most real brilliant on chess.com

[digital phoenix]

cheeks

[upbeat viper]

where's your scotch gambit addiction

[digital phoenix]

flagged after stupid move

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHLDUbkxs8Q

play chess with this

[keen parrot]

i have a varied repertoire

[stuck kestrel]

it was in my pocket but i think i dropped it somewhere

[digital phoenix]

@upbeat viper do u play bug

[upbeat viper]

come on

[upbeat viper]

never tried

[nimble niche]

Chess.com actually gave me brilliant for that

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[upbeat viper]

I'm not a variant addict

:')

[hard gyro]

It is a multistage aerobic test that progressively gets more difficult and...

[keen parrot]

the guys im playing havent seen the kings gambit otb since the 70s

[stuck kestrel]

Gram pacer test

play queens gambit

[upbeat viper]

what if he plays the schallop defence ?

[keen parrot]

also i want a kg win in the database

[latent pebble]

He will win

[keen parrot]

schallop is mid

[upbeat viper]

wdym it's mid

[queen canyon]

Kilogram?

[keen parrot]

im worried of d5 defense bs

[stuck kestrel]

kings gambit

[upbeat viper]

it simply equalizes if white knows 14 computer moves

else white is in bad shape

[keen parrot]

not if you throw in a piece sac

[upbeat viper]

show me sensei

I need to see it

[keen parrot]

its on my laptop

[upbeat viper]

as I play the schallop I need that info

[keen parrot]

i havent made my kings gambit prep too extensive but i have something against it

[upbeat viper]

even tho' noone will ever play it against me

[keen parrot]

i play e4 e5 f4 c6 as black

[keen parrot]

very off-beat

[digital phoenix]

ip grabber

[upbeat viper]

that's my anti KG

[stuck kestrel]

i got refunded points on chess.com but none of my recent opponents accounts have been closed. Why?

[upbeat viper]

shush las

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[upbeat viper]

maybe a very old one ?

[digital phoenix]

long time ago

[grim edge]

Remote Access Trojan

[digital phoenix]

btw the chess.com daily match thing has so many cheaters on cc side

[stuck kestrel]

Malware

[queen canyon]

Grabify link

[stuck kestrel]

Backdoor

[upbeat viper]

I mean, are you surprised

[grim edge]

so do we like, hate lichess users? or are we cool with them?

[stuck kestrel]

chess.com in itself has a lot of losers

[upbeat viper]

so many cheaters on this server

[restive storm]

My Ruy Lopez pgn is so

[upbeat viper]

cool with them

[queen canyon]

We ban them from existence

[stuck kestrel]

lichess is obviously the superior website

free puzzles and analysis and most gms play on it

the premoves are also faster

[grim edge]

go on the lichess server then

[keen parrot]

most gms actually play both or cc only

[stuck kestrel]

there is a lichess server

[grim edge]

obviously

[stuck kestrel]

this server is dead most of the time so imagine the state of the lichess server

[digital phoenix]

u have no idea how dead lichess server is

[stuck kestrel]

i do actually

[old thistle]

I don't respect people who troll and know they are breaking rules

[digital phoenix]

what like pinging people

[stuck kestrel]

what happen

[digital phoenix]

pinging people doesnt break rules

[keen parrot]

only time i went to the lc server was during the marathon cause there were some bot accounts infiltrating the top 100

[old thistle]

You know what you did wrong but you still did it

You were only provoking

[digital phoenix]

especially pinging a person who has not sent a single message

[fallen storm]

I cheated so many times ||on my exams||

[hexed jewel]

WHOOOOOOOOO

[digital phoenix]

oh nvm he sent 112 messages

[stuck kestrel]

undercover

[digital phoenix]

@iron spade speak

[hexed jewel]

ducky I broke a world record

[keen parrot]

tf u mean undercover

[stuck kestrel]

1 mistake and 1 blunder, what a disappointment 😔

[hexed jewel]

what

[stuck kestrel]

which

[hexed jewel]

54.24 secs to solve 25 puzzle in puzzle rush

uhm

[stuck kestrel]

is it on speedrun.com

[hexed jewel]

not yet but I submitted

it is the best on web platform

[stuck kestrel]

bruh u were losing

[hexed jewel]

other guys used phones so idk how to beat that

[digital phoenix]

i can beat that easily

[stuck kestrel]

lets see you do it

[hexed jewel]

try

[fallen storm]

Somewhere in the world one Hikaru died from laughter

[hexed jewel]

it took me 3 hours

[hexed jewel]

well hikaru is something else

[digital phoenix]

i did 10 puzzles in 20 seconds do i get on the leaderboard

[hexed jewel]

10 sec is bad

[digital phoenix]

id be top 3

[solemn ivy]

Like whats up danger

[hexed jewel]

???

[digital phoenix]

wait is that what 10 points means

[hexed jewel]

it's on puzzle rush catergory

[solemn ivy]

damn u were the co owner undercover?

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/875323126819467264/904834380197941248/excited.gif

[digital phoenix]

whats the pb one

[solemn ivy]

patrolling the channel or what lmfao

[upbeat viper]

I'm so bored

[solemn ivy]

thats my life 24/7

[upbeat viper]

same tbh

[old thistle]

Hi Bast :)

[upbeat viper]

hi scip

[solemn ivy]

You know im just a flight away if u wanted u could take a private plane

[digital phoenix]

shocking isnt it

[fallen storm]

"I literally don't care"

[upbeat viper]

I took over Zax

[old thistle]

Pls check #🔑〡mod-general

[solemn ivy]

Who plays sea of Criminals here

[digital phoenix]

wow i have access to mod chat thats crazy

[upbeat viper]

[hexed jewel]

tf

[digital phoenix]

yeah cos im coowner

[hexed jewel]

well try to beat my record yo

[digital phoenix]

i ate it

[grim edge]

yo

[torpid heart]

hu

[fallen storm]

Well now India is not a country you can visit for sure

[torpid heart]

hi

[digital phoenix]

i prefer pork over beef

[hexed jewel]

I love BEEF

[fallen storm]

"I literally don't care"

[hexed jewel]

hey aldies Ik why I got banned

[digital phoenix]

do u hate pork

[hexed jewel]

disc banned my phone number

[grim edge]

girls a guy

[ripe magnet]

https://chess-endgame-trainer.firebaseapp.com/home

[fallen storm]

Vietnam?

[digital phoenix]

ip grabber

[old thistle]

Real

[hexed jewel]

idk just from this server

[ripe magnet]

Yea np

[hexed jewel]

lol

[digital phoenix]

jan oblak

[hexed jewel]

#smartereveryday

[hexed jewel]

aletico gk ?

:>

[fallen storm]

Wow, I didn't know <3 is automatically convertrd to a heart

[torpid heart]

sup guyss

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/81932987065 890 rated player forgets about checkmate and loses in under 40 seconds. remember to look for checks captures and attacks kids

[noble coral]

🙂

[worn ice]

lannoxv (877) vs. LogosKing (978)

Move List

1. [e4] e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 d6 4. Bb5 Bd7 5. d3 Nf6 6. Bxc6 Bxc6 7. O-O Be7 8. Bg5 O-O 9. d4 Nxe4 10. Nxe4 Bxe4 11. dxe5 Bxg5 12. Nxg5 Qxg5 13. exd6 Qxg2# 

[noble coral]

Sup!

[fallen storm]

Sup los Angeles sucks

[keen parrot]

aw crap, i forgot to transfer the pgns from my PC to my laptop

[upbeat viper]

so you won't show me the piece sac

[keen parrot]

i have a kings gambit book with me

so dont lose hope yet

[upbeat viper]

there's the schallop in it ?

gimme name I'll find it somewhere

[old thistle]

[upbeat viper]

then tell me page

[keen parrot]

i have john shaws book on the kings gambit, slightly outdated but with some modern engine analysis these lines are fun af

[grim edge]

Bastoura what have I told you about cyberbullying?

[upbeat viper]

nothing

[placid stone]

bast , i have been confused for a while now , whats your pfp

[upbeat viper]

wakfu mmorpg

[noble coral]

Hm

[placid stone]

ahh i see

[stuck kestrel]

futbol

[keen parrot]

my engine hella slow now

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

takes a minute or two to get to depth 30

[graceful lintel]

Hello everyone

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/tate-gif-25723565

[noble coral]

Hey @void badge 👀

[digital phoenix]

shit i accidentally queued into a fifa game with my lowest ovr players

[upbeat viper]

use https://www.chessdb.cn/queryc_en/ ?

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[void badge]

hi

[stuck kestrel]

fifa mobile?

[grim edge]

L

[stuck kestrel]

ik hindi but idk how to write or read it, so can u just tell me what the words are in english

[gloomy flint]

How did bro just describe every night of mine?

[digital phoenix]

yeah

also i managed to score

[hexed jewel]

rip

[hexed jewel]

AREU INDIAN DUCKY

[grim edge]

there was fruit by the foot, now there's vegetables by the decimeter

[upbeat viper]

keep it in english

[winter light]

pp

[upbeat viper]

hopefully won't be banned again

I hope

gud

[keen parrot]

lmao i checked what the book had to say about your schallopp line and it just gave up and said black was fine lmao

[upbeat viper]

yeah

because it's the case

no

stay a bit

[keen parrot]

if white plays main lines at least

[queen canyon]

No cyberbullying guys, this is a friendly server

[signal sage]

Hey guys

Who want to play

[upbeat viper]

well yeah

as I said

the best white can do is to give black an equal position

[swift panther]

discord police 🤯

[upbeat viper]

which is why KG is bs

[keen parrot]

idk about dxe5 in the d4 line

that gives white pretty good play

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEytN1zSTEE

[old thistle]

[keen parrot]

prepping for round 1 is impossible cause pairings will only come out like a few hours before, since people can still register

[upbeat viper]

vimun agrees

:)

[keen parrot]

so i probably will stick with what i know

[fading spruce]

Anyone under 1000 want to play?

[upbeat viper]

I'll play it at some point

[keen parrot]

yeah but i only have my phone with me at the playing hall, which is an hour walk from my hotel 💀

also i need to eat lunch before

[thorny scaffold]

Day 7 of new actual job going well 👍

[upbeat viper]

I play c3

5*

[grim edge]

beads

[upbeat viper]

and, I know

but a lot of people take the pawn

giving me free win

[keen parrot]

[upbeat viper]

ik

[paper crater]

can 1v1 with someone?

[upbeat viper]

that's what is in my répertoire

ik it's the best move

[keen parrot]

i might just play a boring ass italian if im white tbh

[upbeat viper]

rofl

[keen parrot]

but most likely i wont even get e5

[upbeat viper]

alapin time

[keen parrot]

i have always played the dubious line of the milner-barry, should i learn the new one?

or should i stick with b3 french

[grim edge]

ur probably gonna use UpDog tbh

[upbeat viper]

btw

if you want a depth 10 répertoire

[bright glade]

ip grabber

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

thing is the new milner barry is actually not worse for white even if black plays perfectly

[upbeat viper]

I did it for pix

but

[keen parrot]

depth 10 lmao

[grim edge]

Remote Access Trojan

[upbeat viper]

yeah it's no deep enough ik

[bright glade]

moves go to move 10, not depth 10

[upbeat viper]

actually goes to move 12*

because it's 2 moves + 10 from there

[keen parrot]

some lines dont need to go to move 10, and some need to move 20

[bright glade]

lol

[keen parrot]

but whatever i already have prep for that

[upbeat viper]

well I can't code that

oh actually

oooh

I'll see

[bright glade]

?

[upbeat viper]

répertoire creator upgrade potential

just gotta do some eval query

hmm

[bright glade]

how

[mild apex]

i didnt know benko is actually solid :O

[upbeat viper]

maybe that's why it was played by top GM

👀

[keen parrot]

make it so that the line continues if the diff between best and second best move is more than 0.5

[mild apex]

hewo bast

[upbeat viper]

too silly to do recursively

no

I didn't generate that

that's all I have

:')

[paper crater]

can i 1v1 with someone?

[mild apex]

scotch gambit 💪

[upbeat viper]

cat gambit

https://tenor.com/view/horse-cat-throw-yeet-gif-25563069

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/pc-man-crush-rage-gif-20192828

[mild apex]

scotch gambit is legit after black play bishop c5

[mild apex]

[keen parrot]

Bc5 on move 4 is not amazing

[mild apex]

always has been

lots of them know scotch gambit theories

[keen parrot]

Ng5 go brrr

tf u mean "looks interesting"

you never had a proper look at it stop the fing cap

[high oasis]

black gets an easy game with open files and winning chances
it cant be your main weapon because white can avoid it, but it can be fun

[mild apex]

i just learn that 2. Ne2 is gud against caro

[weak chasm]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81933661667?tab=review

[worn ice]

AtharvNix (912) vs. silviumick (854)

Move List

1. e4 Nc6 2. Nf3 e5 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. Nb5 a6 5. Nc3 Nf6 6. Bc4 d6 7. d4 exd4 8. Ne2 Bg4 9. h3 Bxf3 10. gxf3 Qe7 11. O-O Nxe4 12. fxe4 Qf6 13. c3 O-O-O 14. cxd4 Nxd4 15. Nxd4 Bxd4 16. Be3 Be5 17. Rc1 Qg6+ 18. Kh1 f5 19. Qc2 fxe4 20. Be6+ Kb8 21. Qxc7+ Ka8 22. Bd5 [Rb8] 23. Qb6 

[weak chasm]

brilliant checkmate

[torpid heart]

ssup guys i am new here

[mild apex]

they mostly decline the gambit

[digital phoenix]

e

[keen parrot]

hello mister federal agent, long time no see

[weak chasm]

Look at this ppsition

[torpid heart]

can someone help me navigate through the server

[high oasis]

thats unnecessary. cowards.

[weak chasm]

💀

[mild apex]

u just got promoted?

[torpid heart]

hello

[high oasis]

white has a potential to make a past pawn queen by accepting

[mild apex]

tru

[mild apex]

u callin me a coward or?

[high oasis]

yes. getting offended is optional for you though.

[mild apex]

why learn so many openings....

[grim edge]

hello, anyone down to play?

[mild apex]

bruh, u dont hav to call me a coward

i learn universal openings

[high oasis]

if you dont accept gambits youre just afraid

[grim edge]

what are those?

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-chinese-man-with-gun-shoot-pew-pow-gun-chinese-man-anger-gif-18651737

[torpid heart]

umm guys why does @worn ice the bot says that it is thinking?

[digital phoenix]

always been owner but yeah

[high oasis]

imagine playing kings gambit declined

[fading spruce]

I come back in here and bro is still talking about his repretoire

[mild apex]

im not afraid... i just keep playing

[high oasis]

yeah ima put the mute button on ya

[mild apex]

real

[keen parrot]

bro thought he could sneak a french in 💀

[raven dock]

hey chess people

[keen parrot]

if you want to lose ig

[raven dock]

citizen of what

[torpid heart]

can anyone please help

[keen parrot]

let the bot think

[torpid heart]

ok thanks

[raven dock]

there are many heroes in megamind

[mild apex]

aight gtg now, my internet sucks

[raven dock]

upgrade your internet

there are many

[stuck kestrel]

Personally, i wouldnt let that slide