#💬〡general-off-topic
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oh thats not them
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Hi sup
well shit i pinged a random person im gonna get banned for sure now
useless ping ur getting muted buddy
I know server mod personally tho
@grim edge real
i remember when everyone was a letter for a day
You are in your YouTuber arc , it's going to be a cannon event
omg holy shit random ping
vimun i got lasagna muted for that u better be careful
Hi crackhead
@upbeat viper you missed all the drama in #💬〡chess-talk smh
now i shall wait for my timeout 
What you did ?
My lawer will be hearing from this
i missed it too what happen
Have you beaten an FM tho👀
HOW DO I SEND IMAGES
thoughts on moons servers decline?
You can't
use /connect
then use /trust
I played an IM before
it sucked anyway
tru
One and only
moon going inactive shit 100% gonna die 💀
oh shit i left the water running
blud said nm wasnt good
NM, titled lmao
U need glasses xd
Also i finally got a better mic zax, no more headset mic xd
He still hasnt given? Lol
NMs are garbo
And CMs?

Lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CMs are meh, at least its fide recognized
WCM?
true i saw you draw GM live lmao terryfing skill
alright whatever ill get you nitro by next week is that good?
female titles is whatever, doesnt apply to me
chess talk became cancer
Do you know how i can improve at chess? Stuck at 1000 for a year now.
How much are you fide?
idk how to improve
2100
hey do you have a title?
my typing speed is 50wpm is it good?
most WGMs are stronger than me
no, but its alright
Above average yes
eh idk mine isnt high either
It's fine
but yeah its above average, its nothing special tho
Wanna do a typing race?
a fake one? what is a fake title?
no ty
you can buy titles, bribery
is 1050 blitz 1200+ rapid?
its doesnt work like that
recently I've been getting better at seeing tactics faster,more then seeing harder tactics so I saw sudden increasn in blitz
omg the jewish autonomous oblast in russia
@keen parrot you are an idiot loser
you guessed the flag!!
@oak cliff wants to be the best that noone ever was!
True
@viral epoch hail mitzu
French op
Oui
yes
I average 2 blunders 7 Innacurcies and 5 mistakes in a game wbu
how r u
Alr 10km done, time to go home
ye i hate the french too

W
I spent 6 years learning it in school and the moment I gave my final French exam I was so fkin relieved

Me with german
Can. Someone kick me from the server I'm too lazy to leave
im tryna model like the field lines of a dipole magnet rn. idk if itll work but itll be fun
ok
I purchased about 20 registers today for my school year-
j'adore le français
Using iron shavings?
on my puter 😭
its barely gotten started tho
Puter?
i havent tried the iron filing experiment tho
computer
i just had like twenty lifesavers in two minutes
Qu'est-ce que tu aimes aboot le français
Ah OK
lol
hey that's a good thing
Just sprinkle some iron fillings to get the magnetic field lines
No its not
les gens qui parle en français ils ont tellement de charisme
where does one get iron filings
my house
I be having like 4 missed wins in a row
why do u have iron filings
relateable
because i knew youd need some
sentences


C'est difficile comprendre le français



si
is the -re suffix an infinitive?
no englis
I forgot most of the french I knew, I paased B1 level and was close to passing B2
deutsch
But then it all went down the drain
le language français est tellment unique
bruh
French isn't unique
i can understand that even tho i dont know how to speak french
Most European languages sound the same
french is a unique language
no
spanish, german, french, english, russian , turkish
est ce que tu comprend ceci: j'aime les baguettes et le crêpes bien cuites
baguette 🥖

so finnish and spanish are similar?
La langue de anglaise a souvent volé des mots au français
chat im so hot rn
oui oui me like baguette 👌🏻🏳️ 🥖
je suis allé à Paris il y a quelques temps
its twenty bajillion degrees outside
it is hot at this time for half the world
so i can relate
If you go by geography from one country to another
Go from France to Spain then Italy and you'll find they share the same words for a lot of things
i know
Bruh I missed the tournament
paris yes yes eiffel tower oui
im not dense
very famous je suis aussi allé au louvre
How often? Every month?

Hi eyepatch
oui veri famos si amigo oui baguette
Than become cold
Duh-
server mods :
non c'était il y a des années
It would a cannon event
Mods I'm gonna bully her/it/whatever
Ok
You Mexican ?
No
Agree
Im gonna tell them u guys were speaking french
Who was in paris?
Tell that to bast he's french iirc
Is french banned ?
Kitler
all languages except english are
because mods are illiterate they only speak english 
So they cant moderate any other languages
Mods ki maa ki chut
Took a screen shot
this is why u should be just joined
DAMN
Hi
So eyepatch is Indian too ig
Or from Bangladesh
Pata chala kya bola ?

WOOOOOOO
yes
Eyepatch indian ?
Nepal or Bangladesh it is
Pakistani?
a sword is against chess.com, against its monetized puzzles and its faceless spokesman, a sword is against its streamers, they shall became exhausted and drained
racist1410 
Nepal? 
Can't a man be racist and enjoy his time on earth ffe
womb
House
@grim edge bro you dense af
Hes hunting pakistanis
Eyepatch from India confirmed
hello p's and l's
hi mestrado
No bro im white
why send selfie
White indian
you have asia tag doe
Ah fk I hate them
(for clarification purposes that was not me)
you eyepatch's son?
you came out an egg?
Yes
no fr tho asia mean asian not white right????????
heheheh sure it wasnt
So you're doxxing
😆
Gand maria saab
bruh
sending a picture of a random guy is not doxing
yes he sent an img of me without my permission
Bruh no-
But yea I was born from an egg
no fr tho???
chat i am now going to play a game of chess fare the well
ah
🤨
Who watches the wire
Omg you're doxxing (this is sarcasm btw)
so many white people in asia
ur so beautiful
Ik
Me
thx
No problem then
save some for the rest of us damn
Like seeing monkeys
Ohio bodyguard
i dont believe that
Average british male
@stuck kestrel what's your fav yt channel?
should i send selife then
Thailand dweller
Pls don't
i like a lot but i cant choose one
I don't wanna bleach my eyes
i know you didnt ask but lemmino is one of my favs and penguinz0 is a great one asw
why not
Send me a list ig?
my mom said im handsome
Eyepatch lund Jessi sakal hai teri
well idk if you want to?
What does he do?
how do u know
whcih one
Doxxing
She lied can confirm
Both of them
Cap you look way worse
If beelzebub saw you it'd puke
whos beelzebub
252
lemmino makes really interesting commentary-type videos with animation but he rarely uploads, penguinz0 uploads twice a day and covers news or hot topics basically anything interesting (not like a news channel this is for entertainment)
lemmino is way better
Nvm
Do you know Afra il?
i respect both creator
No
s
Im scared of penguinz0
gn chat
why
gunnait
So basically a reaction channel and KStar lite
Lemmino makes documentary type videos
Ffs do you know any evil characters?
what i never mentioned reactions
yes, you
oh yeah documentary is the word not commentary mb
But I look good so I can't make an example out of me
im hyped for his next video
Where Mitzu
hyped for 2026 fr
But why would I watch KStar Lite?
the vid is finished, its rendering rn
WHO IS KSTAR LITR????
oh word?? lets go
Kstar is keemstar who makes drama videos
The news guy
its about time bro im hyped too
yeah its coming out pretty soon
penguinz0?
Abbreviation
im more hyped for oversimplified videos
Yes
He uploads once a year
because its entertaining
yeah that is him
What if some ytber dies how'd he nake that interesting
Oh he's the Jesus lite
yes
bro then dont watch him i dont give a f🇺ck
Ok I know him
this is his sneako vid
yes
I'm joking dude com'on
com on who
you keep asking questions like if you want to find out so bad go check em out
...you're answering them-
So I keep on asking
It's a loop
uhm i caught you in 4K!!
Caught u in 8k, im 5 parallel universes ahead of u
Do you guys make your notes on tablet or notebooks?
i dont
uhm acshually i caught you with my 8K cameras!!

i memorise
about what
You barely study so yea makes sense
About what you're studying in school or college
i take notes while im in class if thats what you mean
On a physical notebook or a tablet
i dont take notes i memorise it
who's playing World Open today???
Do you type out your notes or are they handwritten
20k first prize for U2200!
a physical notebook there is no world where they allow entire tablets in class man
You're a biology student right? Name all the major phylum groups
istg everyone i know playing in the world open has like 0 chance of actually winning
You can if you're studying in a US college
No.
when is the world open
Free netflix telegram bot
like right now i think
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
What?
Proof
<@&745328830649991179>
<@&745328830649991179>
fr?
Ongod bro frfr
sry for second ping was kinda awkward on phone
Whats the matter
you aint a mod
Why did u reply on my msg?
think so? idk im not playing
what my brother do
I will win!!!!!!!!!!
i didnt mean to super react but its fine 💀
If your friend was gay would you still remain friends?
He's my friend
real
mōðš
get your scam af links outta here
Man I'm getting darker and darker skin day by day.
No
I fkin hate my skin colour so much
Not scam bro they got proofs
racist
Why tho- sad
And no money involved
because
shut your alt account ass name up
are you allowed to have friends that are'nt your gender?
what colors ur skin
I don't hate a race because of their colour I hate people because of -
Vegeta is so short he fits inside my pfp
Brownish
doofus he posted it once more
brownish right and like what race tho
I am not racist because i hate everyone equally
My face and forearms are brown but rest of my body is similar to that of a Caucasian
Thanks (also to @keen parrot), handled
Oupe nvm i thought u were making those @grim edge, but by any chance do u know where i could make some?
Think of a guy from Bangladesh
muah

Kayden made this
how can you have friends online then? cause you can't verify their gender
ask them for proof
ah why do you hate ur skin tho
Because you hate them? Yea it's ok- but friendship is more important than your ideology (unless you're absolutely repelled by it)
there are two type of countries, rightful Romanian territory, and Romania
Because I had fair skin, my skin colour was similar to that of a new born pale ass American when I was born but now I'm dark
What?
there are two types of territories actual hungary and hungary
ok maam
get this egg ahh clown out of here
Hey pixel what are you studying?
chess probably
FLASH NEWS a 2400 is in the chat
Balint just stopped replying
FLASH NEWS nobody cares
im here pretty often idk
In College- or school
I Think its a news-worthy item
What are you studying in college/school
he works at mcdonalds as a cashier
Oh cool
i have like 2k msgs this last week or so
Oh cool
How old are ya?
Balls :)))
Eyepatch is an Andrew tate simp? Confirmed?
Any tips on how I can achieve fair skin again
thats not LeBronze Age
vanilla ice cream
peel it off
Eyepatch is just spewing out literal garbage advice to my serious questions...kinda rad

Oh fk actually good idea
wait no
Eyepatch mental age If it were a person
hello any 1200+ rated players wanna play
I peeled a small part, I'll wait till tomorrow to see if it has gotten better

Eyepatch when left unsupervised :
What? Thx for the advice dude
smh unity
Depends on your race
bros a mini mod
wannabe mod*
yeah
wannabe fots

he is like 14 so cant be mod for several years
2 years higher than i expected
No way
idk i just said a number that sounded right
he behaves like 14 at most so i was being generous
makes sense
he blocked me for some random shit a week ago so now he never talks back
nah
nah
dude got me locked out for what

ok
caro kann is bad
how dare u insult the caro kann opening invented by johnathan carokann
sure, send it
was a 92% accurate game and i was +5 by move 10
Why does it look like you are so proud of knowing the full name of the creator of the caro kann 😂
me and johnathan caro kann are the best of friends
Hello
Hi
Hello Bastoura
hi bast
bastbastbastbast
hi bast
💀
when do u think ill reach 1000
Scip
Indeed, can start the night with force
I don't know your elo
i was 750 last week im 920 rn
Oh well
hah imagine sleeping
In less than 2 weeks then
so either im gonna go to like 1200 or fall back down to 400
Today I fell for some weird Panov trap in blitz
yep just dont me
thank you uh ill try not to
what line
Let me check
Panov trap? Send
- e4 c6 2. c4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. cxd5 Nf6 5. Nc3 Nxd5 6. Nf3 Nc6 7. d4 Bg4 8. Bc4 Nb6 9. Bxf7+ Kxf7 10. Ng5+ Kg8 11. Qxg4 Qxd4 12. Qe6# 1-0
oh accelerated panov
yep thats nasty for black
Opponent had 100 accuracy
Bishop checkmate
I don’t think that’s theory
8.e6 no?
yea black blundered move 8
I don't know any panov theory
oh
Criss cross applesauce
Do you just wing it
Checkmate with a King or you suck
hep
Oh wait
not my game
A bit late lol
🦆

Well I tilted a bit in blitz today
up a queen so technically all moves r good lol
i will go for a blitz session in the hotel room tonight
@spiral owl
hope the internet is decent
I'm playing blitz and bullet for more than an hour instead of playing rapid and hitting 2k
Hi
Who
Did you gain something?
I asked
I don't need anyone to ask
Nah
Cares
ah okay
thank you
You play kg?
@plain cloud discord only allows people of age 13 or above to use their app, you're gonna need to wait for 5 more years
Where Zax
Yeah for quite some time now
Who
Maybe a bit more
Good question
real
🐈

Bro gave me the possibility to do a brilliant move
Nice one
i was gonna join them
Lmao
but pixie was being mean about it
I won’t join them it’s kinda weird
And annoying for the pingz
@queen canyon
Imma change their name I guess
hi
wha why bast
hi anyone down to play?
Random ping L
me grandpa
It’s the server owner
Try to ping mod, the auto completion doesn't work properly
Why no nickname change
gj doing that with mods in chat, people have gotten muted for that
oh, but then theres server manager
Was my turn
This is exactly why I lose blitz games 
you need /connect
Broken
sure
I got muted yesterday for sending 🗿
Free pawn?
drop me link
🗿
click on link below
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What's the best move for black after the mistake?
B r o k e n
Nxd4
I think Nxd4 not so bad
Nxd4 
well youre not trying
B r o k e n
Not brilliant
Nxd4 is -4
Knight can’t take back because mate
It is
I’ve tried before duhhhhhhhh ☠️
Bruh
Do u play 3 min or 5 min?
Too easy brilliant
no you havent
it’s a brilliant cause it’s a sac
Only 3+0
Okay 👍
dude it works fine
An obvious one but a sac is a sac
@upbeat viper we literally have the exact same rating 🗿
Okay 👍
ok now stop being annoyin
The banner?
s
Okay 👍
Not in blitz tho
👀
thanks
seriously this dude
10 mins wait
i can hear the music
🗿💀💀💀
lmao 😂
hi
ok
fine, hbu
I'll over take you in blitz after rapid 
It inspires me to do better
Waiting for it
cough i hate the trusted role colour so much
When new colors 
aw whats wrong? :(
I want orange 🍊
damn
wait i cant get both
What does that mean
noo its not working
@raw frigate
i did
Indeed
Here, I nonchalantly played Bc3. opponent took on d2.
Hi chat
hi
Wow
Hi v
Server pres
<@&745328830649991179>
What
Hey
hi
Wit
Time control 14 days
V what
leads to a different server?
Woah thats smart
was i wrong to ping that
Really smart honestly
Is it bad
@mighty torrent props
No promotion
ye
ok
I don't press any links on discord lol
jayp6
ye dont lol
Same
man i gotta sleep soon
Only lichess links
Sleep bad
nah
Sleep is very bad
i wake up like 2 so i can do some shit be4 gym
Nooo
oh gosh, are you alright now? did you figure out why they were there?
I'm not here 
u cant hide bast
bast i think carlbot hates me

Sleeping is overrated
Why am I not allowed to speak in the vc?
use /connect
ehhh
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Connect connect
bast hep 
Help with ?
carl 
u say sleep is overrated but sleep from 6 to 2pm like a lazy mf :)
How
he hates me
Geo ??
Write one
Bruh
geoguessr prob
re do it
Uuuh sure
do u think im stupid
yes
good poin
Bot overload D
stupid bot smh
why degeneracy
hooray
they do be having that color
The amuleeet
ok
hm, maybe walk your dog another time?
No we love you
speak for yourself
Why do I have bad trusted role color on name
Sure
Abt?
I love Duck
thanks
According to vv ya
Ban speedrun
the amuleettt 
what
Please do
hm, have you tried any products to keep them away? smoke does that
Uh
ok 👍
yes and no
Hmm i have a playlist for like majority of e4 openings
Block rock

I have playlists of italian, sicilian grand prix, vienna, bishop’s opening, king’s gambit, queen’s gambit
youre not gonna be standing nex tot hte candle
.- .
you just have to place the candle down
real alex?
No shut up i am italian expert
i doubt it
no it's fake
No
doesnt matter, still worth a shot
you sure?
Yes
yes
haha hi
alex like fr?
tf did u do alex
no
real
shut up
Shut up
yeah u really suck
3q
fr
I'm not even trying
either way u suck

I need a catalan playlist
Unity's hacked
wth
fr
omg u guys are random pinging
when did u get fots
@grim edge Please tell me good evening story
So he sent the trojan on purpose? 💀
bro thinks he's khabib
dude whyre there weirdos outside my bedroom window
??
find the best move for black
Nf3
wait
sorry I have a blinspot for mates in 1
mhm
nf3#
/connectme
i had this in a real game
hi rose
@raw frigate
hi fin
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Yes?
Ohhh yeah I was confused but bishop can’t take
White to move and win.
Bxf7
hi agent
The lines of the Catalan
ughhauheg
Wrong draw Bxf7? Kxf7 Qc4 Ke7 Qxd4 Ng1 Ke3 Qxh6 f4 Draw
still not working
its mate in 3
Nf3#!
mhm
i had this in a real game lmao
okay i dont really get this
Looking for someone to versus in a VC
how is it nf3#?
so nf3 is checkmate
bishop can't take because the queen pins it
thats a simple puzzle damn
Solution. || Bf1!! Qxf2+ Kg4 f5+ exf5 no more checks. Black is losing material or getting mated||
the pawn covers the bottom square
Ikr there should be a better move than checkmate
hi
its not a puzzle
its a real game
but can the rook just take back? i mean take the knight
rose still
That's not mate
but the rook just moved
it was when i was 700 elo 😭
hi unity
yeah after nf3 rook takes it?
dude youre so lucky
hm?
wdym
no
rook cannot take because it's check
v abck
wdym
Yes it is?
.- .
rook cannot take the knight
alex shut up
fr
hi pixie
well im sorry i dont understand this im like 782 elo
no u
make me
nah its fine
pixie = stinky
oh ffs
huh
Im 162 elo
omg
fin is v alt???
cough
why do you have an alt that's from 2019
i thought v got mod for a sec
fin is my real acc
i was scared
💀
why would u be scared
aren't you 13
whats the problem
rude
.- .
why do i have an alt from 2018...
no it wouldnt
o
.- .
so? i dont use it
blame incho
i meant it as a place for lb to use my custom pepeo emotes
and he left
alex turned it into whatever
I was bored so I experimented
i never asked him to
I was testing stuff
yeah what does that change
alex
why bother
I made the alt to test the ban command lmao
or keep him banned
/nick
thats not unity
What’s the moon club?
that is NOT unity
i repeat
moonwarrior1's server
yes i do
I just started Dahmer
well I have one now
BRO
good
headshot thats not unity careful
Hello little grasshopper
