💬〡general-off-topic

[hearty mural]

ah the grapplr approach, change the board and say "I'm 1-0 with this board" after your next game (or change it again if you lose again)

[old thistle]

I almost thew yikes

[broken portal]

qb3 was supposed to be nb3 LOL

[mild apex]

scipio playing with corpses :O

[charred surge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1121793879713271950/makesweet-3p8qwr.gif

[broken portal]

but i was holding my queen

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-please-kitty-softpaws-puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-acting-cute-pleading-gif-25144556

[mild apex]

hewo bast

[old thistle]

Hi Bas :)

[grim edge]

That’s disgusting i hate cats

[upbeat viper]

hi

[broken portal]

NB3 was indeed the move i was gonna play lol

[mild apex]

omg cute kittty miao

[broken portal]

meow

[upbeat viper]

no I'm not tired

[old thistle]

First time

[mild apex]

meow

[upbeat viper]

;eyes

[charred surge]

I'll make one for u once I get on my laptop

[small hull]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[broken portal]

i think i kept up good with scipio

[old thistle]

[broken portal]

despite him being a 1800 in blitz

[charred surge]

Scipio please marry me 😍😍

[old thistle]

Absolutely, I didn't play my best game

[mild apex]

imagine we play again, but u gonna win me

[broken portal]

another one but im black this time?

[old thistle]

leaves awkwardly

[mild apex]

i refuse >:)

[old thistle]

Sure

[upbeat viper]

fight me @broken portal

🤜

[old thistle]

Oh last time was painful for me

[upbeat viper]

[broken portal]

[upbeat viper]

fight scipio first

[charred surge]

[mild apex]

corpses fighting all the mods

[old thistle]

Fantasy time

[upbeat viper]

ohno

blunder

ayayaya

[old thistle]

Hehe

[broken portal]

IDK THIS LOL

[upbeat viper]

good scipio

you know your traps

😼

[charred surge]

When the chat becomes so dead the mods have to start talking:

[broken portal]

im being abused help

[upbeat viper]

imagine Scipio trying to find mate where there's a free queen

I mean

:')

[old thistle]

:)

[mild apex]

scipio wining

[broken portal]

i gotta learn this trap lowkey

[mild apex]

we play ltr

[charred surge]

Mate in 1
En passant that leads to u getting mated:

[old thistle]

This is good enough

[shadow narwhal]

Hi

It’s 11 am for me

[old thistle]

Hello

[lyric latch]

hello people how is everyone doing

[old thistle]

9am here

[charred surge]

yo wassup

[shadow narwhal]

Yo osama

[charred surge]

Hru

[sleek oriole]

hi its 9:08

[shadow narwhal]

What’s good

[round epoch]

Gift me premium

[old thistle]

GG

[shadow narwhal]

Good

[charred surge]

I'm good

[old thistle]

Fantasy is always fun

[upbeat viper]

why can't I challenge youuu

aaaaaaaa

[mild apex]

gg

[broken portal]

i gotta learn that trap

[upbeat viper]

send chall buried boi

[shadow narwhal]

Delightful

[old thistle]

1 inaccuracy

[round epoch]

Shout out to hikaru

[charred surge]

[broken portal]

idk ur cc acc

[upbeat viper]

in my bio

[old thistle]

Qg5+ bad

[upbeat viper]

yeah

just free queen

[shadow narwhal]

Hikaru is a cheetah prove me wrong

[upbeat viper]

take it and be happy

[broken portal]

ohh ye u got that cool pfp

[old thistle]

I thought maybe there is more

[sleek oriole]

my first time in a month that im about to drive again. guys dont leave your home fir like 2 hours, anywhere you live😂

[broken portal]

alr time to loooose to bast aswell

[round epoch]

Gift me premium

[mild apex]

@old thistle want a game?

[old thistle]

Sure

[round epoch]

[mild apex]

aight i send challenge in cc

[keen parrot]

i would never lose to a mod/admin

[broken portal]

SLIP

[upbeat viper]

ik

[shadow narwhal]

Guys who has the highest elo here

[fiery beacon]

What opening should I attempted to play as white next game?

[old thistle]

Play Kassa

[upbeat viper]

doofus :

[broken portal]

stupid mouse

[upbeat viper]

[keen parrot]

nah i would beat doofus

[mild apex]

sent

[fiery beacon]

@shadow narwhal does 🙂

[shadow narwhal]

😂

[upbeat viper]

uh ?

[fiery beacon]

I usually play queens gambit but it's getting kinda boring

[shadow narwhal]

Veina gambit better

[keen parrot]

he is 2200 blitz

[steep elbow]

gm

[fiery beacon]

Vienna gambit it is

[shadow narwhal]

Sorry if I spelled it wrong

[fiery beacon]

lemme learn a couple of lines

[upbeat viper]

still

[old thistle]

Why would you choose Doofus when there is Kassa

[shadow narwhal]

Osama is the goat of Vienna gambit

[sleek oriole]

after that Jobava London. but first learn all possible lines like 13 move deep

[round epoch]

Shout out to Mr.E

[fiery beacon]

I've never played the jobava but I have played a normal london

[broken portal]

learn main line

[fiery beacon]

What's the difference?

[old thistle]

Nc3 and Nbd2

[fiery beacon]

I learn as many main line openings as I can but I won't be playing them much

[keen parrot]

Kassa is the token "strong player" in this mod team, doesnt count

[broken portal]

oh bruh i messed up calculation

[fiery beacon]

most of my games are just my opponent blundering something

[shadow narwhal]

I’m still mastering the caro kan

[keen parrot]

also my blitz isnt that far off from his so i have a decent shot

[fiery beacon]

yet I still lose sometimes

[fiery beacon]

atleast I win more than I lose sometime

[old thistle]

Why does he not count?

[fiery beacon]

Like first couple of moves blundering

[sleek oriole]

London is gay, Jobava London is not. its not boring, its attacking af

[round epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumala-savesta-lightskin-thoms-officiel-gif-25845781

[keen parrot]

he has 37 messages in the server

[fiery beacon]

I like attacking af

[round epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-25904802

[fast kiln]

gamin

[broken portal]

gg bast

[upbeat viper]

gg

[neon musk]

Hi everyone

[upbeat viper]

I'm french

[digital phoenix]

u obviously lost

[broken portal]

we are not gnna talk abt that first game tho

[upbeat viper]

obviously

I'm pix

[fast kiln]

Ok I don’t speak French

[round epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-kumalala-savesta-thomsofficiel-meme-gif-25976383

[upbeat viper]

[broken portal]

wanna do one again bast cuz the first one kinda ended cuz of a slip

[upbeat viper]

k

[small hull]

blue hair

[viscid jacinth]

Hmmmmm

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1317 (1344 peak)
Blitz: 615 (626 peak)
Bullet: 878 (913 peak)

[viscid jacinth]

boisisisidididisisisissiisussuduud

[round epoch]

Gift me premium

[viscid jacinth]

i am bored

[warped quest]

🤫

[broken portal]

i should just quit chess after that

[round epoch]

Please

[upbeat viper]

it's okay

[old thistle]

Nice trap cat

[mild apex]

gg threw

[warped quest]

❌😹🙏

[round epoch]

[upbeat viper]

trap

[old thistle]

GG

[upbeat viper]

do you call that a trap ?

[round epoch]

[old thistle]

Almost stalemated

[viscid jacinth]

@old thistle ya cant beat me

[upbeat viper]

it's just the mainline

[old thistle]

??

The end

[upbeat viper]

yep

[viscid jacinth]

@upbeat viper wanna play me

[fiery beacon]

Should I find a chess coach? Or just keep winging it myself. I've increase almost 300 elo in the last 2 weeks winging it so I think I can do it but someone else said to get a coach

[viscid jacinth]

i am pro trust

[broken portal]

now i feel like an idiot lmao

[round epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumalala-kumala-savesta-kumalala-kumala-savesta-thoms-officiel-gif-25846275

[upbeat viper]

wdym

[viscid jacinth]

Magnus carlsen shivers in front of me

[warped quest]

Wat Elo

[fiery beacon]

I'm 550

[upbeat viper]

you're high rated

[broken portal]

i forgot its be3 not ne2

[upbeat viper]

I'm tired

meh

[old thistle]

Wait I am in a game rn

[round epoch]

im 384

[viscid jacinth]

Bastoura wanna play smh

[fiery beacon]

I went from 270 to 550 in 2 weeks

[warped quest]

U can do it urself

[fiery beacon]

Ok that's what I thought

[broken portal]

i forgot my lines ffs

[viscid jacinth]

why ignore smh smh

[fiery beacon]

I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing

[round epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-incrives-meme-meme-react-gif-25029710

[upbeat viper]

@viscid jacinth

[warped quest]

Control centre stick to one opening learn common endgames boom

[upbeat viper]

and I'm tired

[viscid jacinth]

buh i am only 1500

[fiery beacon]

I like more than one opening though

[viscid jacinth]

Cat was 1700 smh

[upbeat viper]

'only'

[warped quest]

It’s slower

[upbeat viper]

I didn't play cat

[round epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-juicer-gif-23575721

[fiery beacon]

Also not every one plays the right moves

[viscid jacinth]

oh ok

[fast kiln]

I do

[warped quest]

Better off learning one opening well , if you learn two well at 550 u wasting time better spent learning endgames but idk you’ll get better still

[digital phoenix]

bro cc aint refunding me shit for my bullet

[upbeat viper]

just one @viscid jacinth

[warped quest]

Where’s ur premium

[viscid jacinth]

Alright one match never hurt anybody

[round epoch]

At my house

[broken portal]

i played like an idiot these 5 games against 1800s

[warped quest]

🤫🧢

[fiery beacon]

sometimes someone will respond with the horwitz defense to D4(more common down here than you'd expect), then I can't play queens gambit, or sometimes someone will englund gambit and now I can't play the london and so on

[round epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-meme-anime-spoof-lol-gif-7499087

[fast kiln]

ok learn ideas instead of memorizing openings

[fiery beacon]

I like knowing the book moves so I can respond to a lot of different moves

[upbeat viper]

gg ran

[warped quest]

[viscid jacinth]

Duhh i hate blitz

[fast kiln]

Memorizing openings under 2k = skill issue

[round epoch]

Where is the skill?

[round epoch]

[upbeat viper]

is ok

[warped quest]

[upbeat viper]

only theory and your blunder

[fiery beacon]

What is skill?

[digital phoenix]

wtf

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah because all we played were book moves

[digital phoenix]

wtf just happened

[fiery beacon]

How do you even play 11 book moves

[viscid jacinth]

And then i blundered queen

[warped quest]

Why’d you blunder

[fiery beacon]

I've only gotten to 6

[round epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumala-savesta-thomsofficiel-lightskin-gif-25933721

[upbeat viper]

by studying opening a bit ?

[viscid jacinth]

I just dont like blitz

[fiery beacon]

But that's like a lot of book moves

[upbeat viper]

nah

common mainline

[viscid jacinth]

Nah

[fiery beacon]

I didn't even know there were books that big!

[viscid jacinth]

smh rapid best fr

[broken portal]

ruy lopez enters the chat

[fiery beacon]

That kinda stuff doesn't happen at my elo

[viscid jacinth]

blitz is just premoves

[warped quest]

Italian >

[upbeat viper]

easy 100% acc streak

[fiery beacon]

it's foreign to me

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

that's bullet

[civic adder]

We get This dub with 18 Moves

[digital phoenix]

what are these 100 acc games

[fiery beacon]

No one else knows the mainlines so I don't play the main lines

[digital phoenix]

cope

[viscid jacinth]

I hate blitz anyway so

[old thistle]

GG

[viscid jacinth]

rapid is real chess

[broken portal]

smh i forgot the line in our last game

[mild apex]

alrighty time to grind rapid

[upbeat viper]

well, marshall theory for the first one

[fiery beacon]

I know a lot of general ideas

[round epoch]

[upbeat viper]

then two queen blunders in theory

[little cedar]

GUYS PLS HELP IM ONLY 600 ELO

[old thistle]

Wait what Nb6 is losing

[digital phoenix]

i can literally jump out of theory on first move

[high gazelle]

I just had a game where I was doing (probably) brillaint sacrifices to hanging my queen to a sniper bishop

[viscid jacinth]

Just be better duh

[round epoch]

😢

[upbeat viper]

you play 1. Nf3

[old thistle]

+5.4 on move 5 and I missed it

[fiery beacon]

control center, develop safely, and so on

[upbeat viper]

kinda expectable

[high gazelle]

Oh yeah I got a brillaint

[fiery beacon]

!!

[viscid jacinth]

man

[viscid jacinth]

Ok someone else wanna play rapid who is like better than me

[upbeat viper]

imagine someone launching my profile seeing this

[fiery beacon]

show us the brilly

[upbeat viper]

[warped quest]

So why u 550

[viscid jacinth]

nvm i guess

[fiery beacon]

I've gone up 300 elo in the last two weeks, I'm crawling up, ok?

[upbeat viper]

giey ?

ah

[floral olive]

can i playing online with this skin

[warped quest]

Rip

[upbeat viper]

yep

@viscid jacinth

[warped quest]

Play 10 mins only if it’s rapid

[viscid jacinth]

U aint seen nothing

[warped quest]

At 550

[upbeat viper]

yeah yeah

nothing

[viscid jacinth]

U aint seen nothing

[upbeat viper]

[fiery zealot]

i'm gonna start playing 10 minute games and maybe i'll come across peter patzer

[fiery beacon]

I almost only play 10 mins and rarely 30 minutes when I want to think a lot

[floral olive]

idk

[upbeat viper]

[viscid jacinth]

Btw check this out

[warped quest]

What’s ur win rate last 2 weeks

[fiery beacon]

lemme check

[high gazelle]

This the Brilly @fiery beacon

[broken portal]

we dont talk bout that 6 move game

[fiery zealot]

woooah

[high gazelle]

Gave few moves of context, it was blunder city

[upbeat viper]

nah

[viscid jacinth]

Two brilliant moves

[fast kiln]

if you’re under 2k and are memorizing lines instead of learning the concepts you’re not getting better

[fiery zealot]

F black queen

[fast kiln]

memorizing and opening prep is for like 2k+ fide

[viscid jacinth]

true man but the thing is

I always lose in the opening

[fiery beacon]

How do I check?

[fast kiln]

ok then uh don’t blunder

[violet heath]

I'm an 860 and got matched with a 1060,wtf is wrong with chess.com matchmaking system?

[fast kiln]

I lost in the opening to someone today 😊

[fiery beacon]

Sick

[viscid jacinth]

Like fr being black sucks u need to learn theory or else u ded

[digital phoenix]

memorizing lines is so noob

[fiery beacon]

That's a nice one

[digital phoenix]

not really

[upbeat viper]

uh

white too then

lel

[fast kiln]

It was because he is BAD and memorized 10 moves of theory!

[viscid jacinth]

And i dont wanna learn stuff

[warped quest]

Idk manually or just last 30 days shows

[broken portal]

ye same

[upbeat viper]

with black just play solid

[high gazelle]

Also this that wasn’t supposed to work but it did

[mint yew]

Its actully in the default range

[digital phoenix]

i beat d4 prepped players with no theory

[hard raven]

e4

[fast kiln]

BAD!

[viscid jacinth]

nah white is just like cool no theory and yet no issues

[high gazelle]

Play me

[mint yew]

Rip

[violet heath]

It sucks though because I am guaranteed to lose

[warped quest]

Skill issue

[fading spruce]

No you aren’t bro

[fast kiln]

I lost because we traded queens early and he forked my rooks 🙄

[mint yew]

Then change your range

[warped quest]

Just be Magnus

[fast kiln]

And also maybe bc he’s a gm

but shh

[digital phoenix]

na studying

[viscid jacinth]

I am so comfortable with italian like mannnn

[fallen sun]

Why

[fiery beacon]

How do I check last 30 days? I've never look at my stats before lol

[violet heath]

As a 860 I am guaranteed to lose to a 1060

[viscid jacinth]

Its just the easiest shit ever

[warped quest]

Click on stats go to rapid

[fading spruce]

Who told you such lies?

[violet heath]

There is a huge tactic knowledge

gap

[viscid jacinth]

Nah

[fading spruce]

I have beaten players 400 points above my rating before

[fast kiln]

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself ✨

[grim edge]

what is ur rating

[viscid jacinth]

200 elo extra or lower means nothing until u are like 1800

[grim edge]

with the power of friendship

[fast kiln]

That’s gay

[mint yew]

Stats > Rapid > See the winrate

[warped quest]

Cheater

[fading spruce]

On Chess.com I am 1800

[violet heath]

It means a lot, that guy found a lot of good tactics and he eventually won

[grim edge]

what

[warped quest]

I have 82% win rate last 90 days

[mint yew]

Ayo sus???

[warped quest]

That’s all time right not last 30 days ☠️

[viscid jacinth]

nah he is same as u, u just dont know it

[fiery beacon]

This account is pretty new so that's actually all of my games

[viscid jacinth]

No one gets information so quickly

[fiery beacon]

And also last 30 days

[warped quest]

10 matches + each day ?

Damn

[fiery beacon]

A lot lot lot of matches each day

[fast kiln]

Not that crazy

[violet heath]

What is there to know? From what I've seen 1000's are way better than 800's

And they will beat them 99% of the time

[viscid jacinth]

I have beaten 1700s and got lost by a 700 once

So yeah no

[fiery beacon]

I only created this account 31 days ago

so that's about 10 a day

[mint yew]

Is this good for 30 days winrate?

[warped quest]

Yes

[fiery beacon]

maybe I do play a lot of games

[flint anvil]

@staff why dint i have permission to char

[fading spruce]

I have to be honest it is all player dependent at that level

There are 1000s that look like they have never played Chess before

[fast kiln]

I an balling

[viscid jacinth]

they arent they just have the ability to think

[viscid jacinth]

Like 800s see a move and do it

[warped quest]

Anything over 50% is a good winrate

[viscid jacinth]

1000s find why is that move not bad then do it

[flint anvil]

THANK YOUU

[fading spruce]

69% winrate best winrate

[fast kiln]

No they don’t

[fiery beacon]

I used to have a significantly more amount of wins with black than white but it's almost equal now

[viscid jacinth]

Only that is the difference

[mint yew]

How about 7 days winrate?

[warped quest]

42.0>

[fast kiln]

skill issue

[violet heath]

Thats not true

[viscid jacinth]

that is true

[fast kiln]

800s can’t see

[viscid jacinth]

Do u think what will happen after a move

[warped quest]

Mine better

[fiery beacon]

Last 7 days for me

[mint yew]

:(( i suck at chess

[flint anvil]

I did it

[viscid jacinth]

Like even one move ahead

[fast kiln]

it’s okay I forgive you

[fading spruce]

I don’t think they think at all tbh

[nimble niche]

so, chinese

[viscid jacinth]

That he might have a tactic or smth

[warped quest]

Naaaaaaghhhh

[fast kiln]

no just blind

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah 1000s kind of think like that

Only thats the difference

[warped quest]

1000s are dumb

[fiery beacon]

I do 💀

[nimble niche]

1000s and 100s are the same

[fast kiln]

(He doesn’t)

[fiery beacon]

I don't just go "oh me move piece becuase funny"

[viscid jacinth]

i know u dont smh

[grim edge]

bit of a stretch

[fast kiln]

(He does)

[viscid jacinth]

uh

[oblique bronze]

is caro kann easy to master? i am 1100

[viscid jacinth]

why why why why why why why

[fiery beacon]

only when I play unrateds with friends and I bongcloud

[warped quest]

I sacked a rook for a pawn to make 2 passed pawns yesterday for ez Queen

[violet heath]

Thats because they have better board vision

[grim edge]

wdym by “master”

[mint yew]

Hell yea

[viscid jacinth]

Wdym by master lmao

[keen parrot]

you aint mastering shit until 2800s

[oblique bronze]

learn base theory and middle game ideas

[fast kiln]

how about you master fundamentals and tactics first 😂 😂 😂 💯 💯 💯

[violet heath]

You cant expect an 800 to be 1000 just by thinking differently

[mint yew]

Oh master no but learn yes

[oblique bronze]

the only tactic i need to know is how to not blunder my queen 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Heck naw i was 800 once to u know, i know how i thought back then

[nimble niche]

that's literally how you climb elo at low elo

[fast kiln]

And yet you still do

Curious

[mint yew]

Is this good for alltime winrate

[fading spruce]

I am going to be honest with you becoming 1000 is so easy that all you probably need to do is just slow down your play

[fast kiln]

Nope you SUCK!!!

[viscid jacinth]

I didnt put effort at all i just do the move i see in matches

[oblique bronze]

Some people like immediate beef with newer players 🤏

[mint yew]

Ik

[nimble niche]

My winrate is probably <45%

[fast kiln]

Ok thanks 😊

[viscid jacinth]

At 1000 i like KIND of put the effort

[mint yew]

Time to quit chess

[warped quest]

No

[fast kiln]

mine is like 49% but my loss rate is like 46%

[bright prairie]

Hello

[violet heath]

It's not easy

[nimble niche]

it is

[warped quest]

Mines 57 too ☠️

[viscid jacinth]

Oh yeah also dont hang a piece and u are 1000

[fading spruce]

Send me one of your games

I will tell you exactly what to do to smash any 1000

[nimble niche]

I got to 1400 without even giving half a fck about chess

[fading spruce]

No opening study required

[fast kiln]

I still don’t

[viscid jacinth]

just too ez

[warped quest]

Soviet alert

[violet heath]

But you dont hang a piece not by just saying "I wont hang a piece" You dont hang a piece by playing more games and doing tactics so you have better board vision and you dont hang a piece

[warped quest]

Neither

[fading spruce]

So slow down

Stop playing moves instantly

[nimble niche]

Last year I made the rookie mistake of caring about chess, I've learnt from that and fixed it now

[warped quest]

Can tell

[fast kiln]

WAIT YOOO

[fast kiln]

💪

[mint yew]

80% of those are bullet?

[nimble niche]

How is Dragon higher rated than Lc0?

[dense turtle]

hello !

[fast kiln]

21kish in blitz

[dense turtle]

how are yall

[warped quest]

My all time is 589 matches 1367 puzzles

[mint yew]

Hi

[dense turtle]

ok bye

[fast kiln]

the rest is like 2k in rapid and like 2k in bullet

[mint yew]

Mine is 672 games and 1212 puzzles

[warped quest]

Nice

[broken portal]

i did 4910 puzzles dam

[fiery beacon]

I just played a guy who played e3, wayward queen attack (despite me pushing my queens pawn) then took the pawn and resigned after I took his queen. How is this guy 500?!?!

[warped quest]

Puzzle rating

[fiery beacon]

How do you get passed 150 with that kind of game

[warped quest]

Beta

[broken portal]

bad i know lol, i could do better

[young wedge]

what happens if someone and other person sends message perfectly at same time
and same wifi connection
literally everything is same
what will happen?

[dense turtle]

fk wrong copy

[broken portal]

whats yours then

[dark wolf]

Send me a DM if you wanna play and voice chat.

[warped quest]

❌🤫

[broken portal]

bro doesnt even review it

[dense turtle]

shit i copied my math homework instead of the chinese characters

[fiery beacon]

You don't control the center, you play terrible moves, you blunder shit, and you play early queen moves and you got to 500?

[warped quest]

😹❌🙏

[dense turtle]

💀

[broken portal]

u call someone elses rating beta but doesnt show urs. come on im waiting

[fiery beacon]

I legitimately need to interview this guy and see his secret

[dense turtle]

hope nobody saw that

[warped quest]

2100 with a quarter of ur puzzles 🤷‍♂️ idk if that’s an L or W

Probably an L still

[broken portal]

2476 for a 541 is pretty good so 😂

[fiery beacon]

was he cheating before? does he just know the wayward queen attack and doesn't recognize any move besides E5 as a move for black?

[warped quest]

U get used to puzzles

[fiery beacon]

Did he scholars mate his way up to 500?

[warped quest]

No cheater is 500 rated

[fading spruce]

Nah he fools mated up to 500

[dense turtle]

lmao

[fiery beacon]

he played the worst game of chess I've ever seen and he's rated 500

[warped quest]

Nah he bong clouded to 449

[mint yew]

Wtf a cheater thats 500 elo

[broken portal]

some ppl play e3 and just go early queen attack

[warped quest]

Because that’s what a 500 plays like

[fiery beacon]

How do you get to 500 doing that?!?!

Do people fall for that shit up here?

[warped quest]

Bro you don’t get to 500 you get down to 500

[broken portal]

dont ask me

[warped quest]

Down here

[broken portal]

i just play vienna and 500s know

[grim edge]

Up?

[fiery beacon]

down here

[golden gyro]

what's happening rn?

[warped quest]

Vienna Gambit stays on top

[fading spruce]

I love the Borg Gambit

[fiery beacon]

I'm going on a rant because I just saw the worst game of chess ever and I don't know how to cope

[fading spruce]

It feels so good playing the worst response to d4

[golden gyro]

sssshhhhh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bleed (eloranker)

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Name: Bleed (eloranker)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1668 (1715 peak)
Blitz: 1405 (1405 peak)
Bullet: 1207 (1259 peak)

[grim edge]

play the jobava

[mild apex]

les go 1400 blitz

[grim edge]

[broken portal]

the what

[grim edge]

jobava london

[mild apex]

he meanst jobava london

[warped quest]

Play the Bong cloud

[oblique bronze]

is it common to have such high rating difference in different game modes?

[mild apex]

ye

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tarmonopee

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2100 (2111 peak)
Blitz: 1877 (1885 peak)
Bullet: 1862 (1862 peak)

[oblique bronze]

i should stop trying getting everything to 1100 then 💀

[mild apex]

200 diff for each mode XD

[golden gyro]

I believe in grob superiority 🛐

[grim edge]

guys should i get fifa 23, nba 2k, gta 5, or the gta trilogy

Bruh

only one

[novel moat]

[fluid burrow]

tf is grob gambit? an opening ?

[grim edge]

yea

[grim edge]

Don’t get 2k it’s trash this year

But it is only like $9 on steam right now tho so if u want

[golden gyro]

the worst opening move according to stockfish but what does a 4000 elo computer that could look hundreds of moves into the future know

[grim edge]

nah i mean on the ps4 lmao im buying 2 ps4s

i dont wanna buy the ps5 i dont see anything good w it

[fluid burrow]

right

[novel moat]

get a pc

[grim edge]

nah

[fluid burrow]

just play chess no?

😴

[fading spruce]

Stockfish is just salty tbh

[grim edge]

i also dont have anywhere to put it

[golden gyro]

I got a PS5 and it's definitely better than a PS4 and it will get new games for longer

[vale estuary]

anyone intrassed in a game of chess? https://play.chess.com/Bju7y

[fluid burrow]

eh?

[golden gyro]

I need movies to watch, suggestions?

[grim edge]

me personally ive never liked fifa, ive always been w basketball, but my brother likes fifa so i said eh why not have that as an option

i was always shit at it lmao

[violet heath]

*Billions of moves

[grim edge]

UpDog

[vale estuary]

https://play.chess.com/Bju7y

[novel moat]

[grim edge]

blue streak, i think its a early 2000s movie, its about a fake cop, its a good movie

[bright glade]

trillions, actually

[fluid burrow]

when I hit 1.5k elo will it just automatically update on here ?

[broken portal]

ah

[fluid burrow]

I assume not

[limber vine]

Scarface

[grim edge]

is there a release date?

[vale estuary]

anyone intressed in a chess game then press the link [https://play.chess.com/Bju7y]

[bright glade]

trillions of positions, not moves

[violet heath]

If you let it run for days then yes

[limber vine]

Its kinda like american psycho but the story is based on Al Capone

[bright glade]

nah it can reach that in a few seconds, i saw it during the mittens vs stockfish match on chesscom

[golden gyro]

is American psycho any good

[grim edge]

of course

this is not really a movie its more like a "show", watch the narcos

its really good

i dont see where i can buy it rn 😕

[grim edge]

Good burger (best movie of all time)

[fiery beacon]

everyone I'm playing is resigning 😭

I just want to play an endgame

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81850758583?tab=review

[worn ice]

MrE6758 (566) vs. lm5768 (499)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e4 Nf6 4. Nc3 g6 5. Bxc4 Bg7 6. Bg5 O-O 7. Nf3 Nc6 8. O-O Re8 9. d5 Nb4 10. a3 Na6 11. Bb5 Bd7 12. Bxd7 Qxd7 13. Re1 e6 14. dxe6 Qxd1 15. Raxd1 Rxe6 16. Nd5 Ng4 17. h3 Ne5 18. b4 f6 19. Bf4 g5 20. Bxe5 fxe5 21. b5 Nc5 22. Nxc7 Ree8 23. Nxe8 Rxe8 24. Nxg5 Bf6 25. h4 h6 26. Nf3 a6 27. b6 Re6 28. Rb1 Nd3 29. Red1 Rd6 30. a4 h5 31. a5 Bg7 32. Ne1 Nf4 33. Rxd6 

[fiery beacon]

That's a game I played

Y'all got any tips to improve?

[grim edge]

win more often

[fiery beacon]

genius

this guy solved chess

[fallen storm]

git gud*

[hushed cloak]

Lul

[rocky star]

u should have played e5

[fiery beacon]

real

[rocky star]

it locks his bishop and giving a tempo on a knight

[sharp smelt]

hi

[rocky star]

hi

[fallen storm]

hi

[grim edge]

i wish i had the trusted role again

[digital phoenix]

im gonna try learning jobava london

[grim edge]

Britain

[undone dove]

Get Niemann’s course, it’ll teach you how to make a bead for that

[rocky star]

it is not alwayes neccecery to take his rook tho
u can do it after he moves ine of em
if u want to capture itd be better for u to capture on a8 cause u make him bting with his rook out of the center

ig

[grim edge]

why

[digital phoenix]

cos wanna kill people

[grim edge]

learn deez

[sharp smelt]

whats deez? 💀 🙏

[undone dove]

nuz

You get it?

[sharp smelt]

so funny sku

[storm fog]

Hellow ppl

[stuck kestrel]

Hello

[grim edge]

Some people just want to see the world burn

[storm fog]

hey hru

[grim edge]

learn jobavah these nuts

[warped quest]

W

[undone dove]

Iodine better fr

[stuck kestrel]

Im one of them so i can confirm

[storm fog]

**some one suggest me a good gambit i am 1300 and i dont want to go back to 1200 so suggest a good one **

[stuck kestrel]

If i cant be happy no one else can

[warped quest]

Vienna

[stuck kestrel]

Queens gambit

[storm fog]

nah man astatine better

[digital phoenix]

bromine

[stuck kestrel]

All other gambits other than queens gambit are trash

[sharp smelt]

elo gambit

[warped quest]

Astatine is so boring

[storm fog]

is that a real gambit ?

[stuck kestrel]

Bromine and Fluorine Top tier

[grim edge]

i forgot what that one gambit is called but its in the italian i think its called the deutz gambit or something idek

[undone dove]

Like, King’s gambit

[undone dove]

Iodine is special tho

[stuck kestrel]

Astatine is the worst Halogen

[warped quest]

Fluorine

[sharp smelt]

yea u lose every game and then boost your rating by making alts

[stuck kestrel]

Bromine is also special

[warped quest]

Fluorine and Chlorine dog

[undone dove]

Damn gotta learn and use that myself

[bitter cypress]

I only have 2 friends

[undone dove]

Fr

[storm fog]

i ve been playing it since 1000 so yeah i think i should change it for now

[bitter cypress]

in discord lol

[stuck kestrel]

No

its the best

[grim edge]

play the italian

[mild carbon]

i have a lot of success with the stafford gambit recently

[storm fog]

astatine is more radioactive then these

[undone dove]

Have you learnt everything?

[stuck kestrel]

thats why it sucks, its not even stable

[storm fog]

oh i will check it

[warped quest]

Burgerkingium >>>

[stuck kestrel]

The others are more toxic

[storm fog]

ohh damn so how much will i losse tho ??

[grim edge]

oh its called the evans gambit haha

[undone dove]

Is the last element of Halogens Moscovium?

[storm fog]

ik ik

[stuck kestrel]

I thought it was Astatine

Never heard of Moscovium

[undone dove]

I think there is something below

[storm fog]

not very much tho i know 4 to 5 openings perfectly

[warped quest]

Doubt it

[mild carbon]

perfectly is a stretch i believe

[stuck kestrel]

lol those are not halogens

[gray saddle]

there is no such element as moscovium

[storm fog]

italian is so obvious everyone knows the lines of it

[stuck kestrel]

are u talking about the 2 periods at the end

[undone dove]

It’s called tennisium or smth

[storm fog]

maybe or maybe not

[grim edge]

then play the deutz or the evans gambit.

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-nuggg-cat-gif-21790707

[warped quest]

Are you from Tennessee

[storm fog]

ohh lemme check it

[undone dove]

Great job

[stuck kestrel]

Thats not a halogen

[grim edge]

NO

[undone dove]

NOO?

[grim edge]

theyre good gambits

[stuck kestrel]

It is near the dotted line

[grim edge]

I GOT PAIRED WITH GM AND HE ABORTED :(

[warped quest]

Because you’re the only ten I see

[undone dove]

My science teacher says it is

[stuck kestrel]

I think its not because its below the dotted line so its probably a metalloid

[undone dove]

Isn’t Halogen the whole group

[grim edge]

if you could only play one opening for white and black what would it be

[warped quest]

Bong cloud h6

[stuck kestrel]

yes

Its a halogen

[humble cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1076271672212078652.gif?size=48&name=LETSGOOOO&quality=lossless

[stuck kestrel]

Tennessine is a halogen

[novel crown]

So many people to trust on this server

[stuck kestrel]

Never heard of it before tho

[undone dove]

Some new 0.0000000001 half life element made by scientists

[grim edge]

add the jobava in your about me

[stuck kestrel]

Its also solid at room temperature like iodine

[humble cliff]

ok

[warped quest]

What if I dmed at 21:01

[grim edge]

its the new thing trust me

[warped quest]

☠️

[stuck kestrel]

Yeah i think ill just leave it out then

[humble cliff]

i probably wouldnt reply

• i have dm requests

so yea

[warped quest]

Ok 07:59 then

[humble cliff]

you'd have to wait for me to reply

[stuck kestrel]

I just realised infrared is british

[warped quest]

Fine fine fine what about February 29

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-dicaprio-good-job-gif-13100657

[humble cliff]

how can you message me 4 months ago

right now???

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/british-vaping-british-vape-vaping-angry-british-gif-24817613

[warped quest]

😹🙏❌ blud ain’t a time traveller

[drifting rover]

Every chess Begginer nightmare is Qh5 lol

[stuck kestrel]

No

[drifting rover]

Yes

[stuck kestrel]

Its a dream because its so easy to punish

[humble cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1119513103772688515.webp?size=48&name=15placekevil&quality=lossless

[warped quest]

Your description is a lie

[grim edge]

no its the bongcloud because its most likely an alt of a gm speedrunning aka hikaru

[warped quest]

Barbie Girl Magnus >>

[drifting rover]

Hikaru smurfing again

[hard heath]

Sup

[humble cliff]

hikaru on his was to obliterate a 100 on a smurf account:

[warped quest]

Hikaru better count himself lucky he’s never played me

[fallen storm]

no, it's when you've been told that f6 loses for black, cus you just take on e5 and then they play Qe7

[stuck kestrel]

No because people who play against hikarus alt are refunded their points

[sharp smelt]

just a bit

[drifting rover]

It's g6 not f6

[grim edge]

youre still getting humiliated

[stuck kestrel]

Nah

[fallen storm]

wut

[grim edge]

its the disrespect speedrun after all

[warm sundial]

What if they win?

[warped quest]

It’s true

[humble cliff]

1.g4 e5
2.f3 Qh4#

[warped quest]

It’s false

[stuck kestrel]

If you can make it to an endgame against hikaru and then lose, you still get a lot of credit

[warped quest]

It’s true

[grim edge]

were talking about beginner

[stuck kestrel]

They are given gm title

[grim edge]

its most likely never gonna happen

[humble cliff]

real!!1!

[warped quest]

I’d beat him

[warm sundial]

Fr?

[stuck kestrel]

No.

[humble cliff]

you'd probably use an engine

[fallen storm]

just sac your queen for 2 pieces then, like in the Englund gambit, that's an endgame right?

[warped quest]

I am an engine

[stuck kestrel]

Sac ur queen for 2 rooks

[fallen storm]

lemme use you

[undone dove]

@sharp smelt you really just friend me for this buddy

[warped quest]

[humble cliff]

a motorized kid's toy engine

[drifting rover]

I am still waiting until hikaru do Magnus carlsen gambit Agaisnt strong player

[humble cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1101791189109313546.gif?size=48&name=PetTheChess&quality=lossless

[warped quest]

Magnus is just another level

Magnus needs his own title

[humble cliff]

hikaru beat magnus with premoves

[fallen storm]

he already has one

it's Magnus

[warped quest]

True

[drifting rover]

It's all prepared

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-flex-gif-22350600

[warped quest]

Magnus dogs classical

[stuck kestrel]

Who would win : Magnus or Ding

[humble cliff]

magnus

[drifting rover]

Magnus

[undone dove]

I love Ding but Magnus would crush him

[stuck kestrel]

Magnus

[warped quest]

Magnus

[grim edge]

ian

[drifting rover]

Who do you all like? Stockfish or Lc0

[stuck kestrel]

ur mum

[undone dove]

Of course the fish

[grim edge]

stockfish or alphazero

[drifting rover]

Stockfish

[warped quest]

Deep blue

😹

[grim edge]

im not asking a question im giving an answer

[shrewd lintel]

whatup kids

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/salutations-salutations-my-good-chum-seal-the-creature-lovethisseal-gif-24195290

[stuck kestrel]

what up 1000

[undone dove]

Hello fossil made fossil fuel

[drifting rover]

Sup 1000 elo

[shrewd lintel]

ill take that as a compliment

[warped quest]

It’s not

[stuck kestrel]

Its not

[shrewd lintel]

ik

[undone dove]

it’s not

[drifting rover]

It's true💀

[shrewd lintel]

but ill take it

[humble cliff]

guys dont type 🗿 please it makes discord play a vine boom for me because of addon

[warped quest]

I know you will

[humble cliff]

even the reactions help me

[atomic parrot]

I MADE A BRILLIANT MOVE

[fading spruce]

🗿

[humble cliff]

stop

[alpine harbor]

💀

[grim edge]

HOLY SHIT

[warped quest]

🗿

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/moyai-moyai-emoji-moai-moai-meme-moai-emoji-gif-25202348

[shrewd lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/never-let-em-know-your-next-move-visdeapus-gif-26416199

[drifting rover]

If it's not obvious then it's impressive but if it was too obvious then not.

[fading spruce]

🗿

[fast kiln]

Sup fellas

[humble cliff]

stop this madness

[fading spruce]

Type 🗿

[stuck kestrel]

is that even intentional lmao

[fast kiln]

Moyai

[atomic parrot]

It was

[humble cliff]

istg imma turn it off

[atomic parrot]

I swear ong

[stuck kestrel]

U sure bud

[grim edge]

🗿

[humble cliff]

help me

[grim edge]

🗿

🗿

[undone dove]

Holy crap 7 mods on

[humble cliff]

THE REACTIONS TOO

[alpine harbor]

💀💀💀

[sharp smelt]

fastest way to get someone to do something:

[humble cliff]

help

[shrewd lintel]

i remember stopping ya

[fast kiln]

🗿

[undone dove]

Why did no one react to this

[humble cliff]

what

[mint yew]

🗿

[humble cliff]

help

[mint yew]

🗿

[humble cliff]

bruh

[fading spruce]

Can we get a 🗿 in the chat?

[undone dove]

Imagine this becomes the #MyBoyPinner’s purge again

[humble cliff]

woah

[stuck kestrel]

No.

[humble cliff]

thank you

bruh

this is literal hell

help me

[shrewd lintel]

what is?

[alpine harbor]

there used to be a leave button

[sharp smelt]

just turn ur sound off

[humble cliff]

every time someone sends or reacts 🗿 theres a vine boom

[fast kiln]

Wait there is

[stuck kestrel]

No dont turn it off

[fast kiln]

I have sound off LOL

[dense spruce]

i don't hear anything

[humble cliff]

im gonna turn it off

[grim edge]

I Don't Care.

[stuck kestrel]

Noo

[humble cliff]

its an addon i have

[stuck kestrel]

extension

[fast kiln]

Oh then skill issue

[humble cliff]

plugin

[dense spruce]

i sux at chess

[humble cliff]

i do not care

[upbeat viper]

don't spam chat

[dense spruce]

if you don't care why did you answer me

[humble cliff]

i turned it off

im gonna have to restart discord

[undone dove]

Bast surely a winner

[fast kiln]

Moai Emoji

[digital phoenix]

moyai

[grim edge]

im hungry

[queen canyon]

moyai

[humble cliff]

guys im back and i turned off the moyai thingy

[sharp smelt]

whyd i get timeout for saying moyai

[undone dove]

Did you?

[sharp smelt]

yea

[undone dove]

How long

[alpine harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/sanzmeme-moai-batu-emot-batu-gif-23675752

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/mute-gif-18509847

[true herald]

pawn

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[alpine harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-moai-gif-26264218

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[sharp smelt]

minute

[fading spruce]

I got timed out for 5 minutes for sending 🗿

[alpine harbor]

why isn’t embed working

[sharp smelt]

chad

[alpine harbor]

ah yes

[undone dove]

Better than the pinners

[undone dove]

Bro what

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/madagascar-i-believe-thats-checkmate-checkmate-chess-escape2africa-gif-25128051

[sharp smelt]

😎

[humble cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/706463933632086175.webp?size=48&name=sunglassescooler&quality=lossless

[sharp smelt]

fr

[undone dove]

They weren’t even arguing with you

[sharp smelt]

random sticker lmao

[humble cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/875215254643171409.webp?size=48&name=BossGolemTroll&quality=lossless

[sharp smelt]

can i send shellshockers link or not

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> infraredtheprotogen

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[humble cliff]

it still dont work

[undone dove]

Wot that

[humble cliff]

damnit

[digital phoenix]

shellshockers fun

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wngfc

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[alpine harbor]

same

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Matthew Viñalon (agentphball)

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Name: Matthew Viñalon (agentphball)
Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1308 (1308 peak)
Blitz: 889 (937 peak)
Bullet: 556 (610 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

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Rapid: 2302 (2302 peak)
Blitz: 2401 (2401 peak)
Bullet: 2105 (2118 peak)

[mint yew]

Not for mine

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> hi3333333333

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1727 (1841 peak)
Blitz: 1593 (1605 peak)
Bullet: 1287 (1287 peak)

[undone dove]

Failing at chess

[alpine harbor]

??

[fading spruce]

Damn son

[winged hull]

ESCAPE ICE SPICE OBBY 🥶 🥵

[humble cliff]

real

[alpine harbor]

any football fans here?

[shrewd lintel]

ye

[undone dove]

Soccer?

[alpine harbor]

those americans…

[grim edge]

australia calls it soccer

idiot

[undone dove]

I’m Australian buddy

[shrewd lintel]

f i misclicked a super reaction

[humble cliff]

lol

[undone dove]

L

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-inconvenience-earth-moon-end-of-the-world-explosion-gif-26265244

[bitter cypress]

im nba

i cant play football 💀

[shrewd lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-hyperx-rgb-hyperx-family-hyperx-gaming-gif-17743649

[bitter cypress]

lol

[limber vine]

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/f-letter-f-burts-rip-pipec-f-throw-gif-17537831

[grim edge]

Why must lichess bully me like this

[grim edge]

Yall this what happens when u make a lichess acc for real

[viscid jacinth]

or maybe just focus that the square is safe or not for 10 seconds smh

[humble cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-trap-gif-20230931

[bitter cypress]

Yes

[sharp smelt]

egg game

[silver ember]

Bro the Team Australia thing is at 3am!!!!

[undone dove]

Sounds suspicious

[undone dove]

What team Australia

[fading spruce]

Bro came back an hour later to tell him how he was wrong

[undone dove]

Wtf

[sharp smelt]

search up

[silver ember]

What time is it for u

[undone dove]

Seems legit

[fiery beacon]

I just won a game against a 1000 eeee i'm so excited

he may have blundered his queen but I still won

and I got a really cool brilliant