💬〡general-off-topic

[wooden sierra]

bro is famous

[olive sonnet]

announcements still broken how stupid

unity do nOT do that

bad for your stomach

wheres abst i need help

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[olive sonnet]

unity not after eating

[mystic stream]

dont drown

[olive sonnet]

dude im gonm

why is annoucnements not working

uh oh anitta

[strange skiff]

do it in the community thing

under events

announcements, that is

[sleek zealot]

@grim edge i love you too

[olive sonnet]

smort

[strange skiff]

[olive sonnet]

wait thats weird

[grim edge]

yo! anyone wanna join a new- in the making friend group dm me! (have to play overwatch/valorant 👍 )

my head hurts

[sleek zealot]

u sent me a friend request

[sleek zealot]

wassup

[mystic stream]

what rank areu

impress them with ur chess skills

[keen parrot]

anitter is here

[olive sonnet]

hm

[strange skiff]

this type of self ad is ok btw. no links just asking if anyone is interested. noice

[olive sonnet]

the flip

[wide merlin]

Play mental chess with ur friend

[mystic stream]

1v1 them blindfold chess and beat them they will be impressed

[olive sonnet]

/announe

[strange skiff]

is it not working fin

[wide merlin]

Yep

[strange skiff]

sigh

[olive sonnet]

no maam

[sleek zealot]

uhm what the flip

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-conair-fist-bump-bro-bros-gif-19216041

[olive sonnet]

erm what the fish

[wide merlin]

Very good idea

[mystic stream]

can u make the slowdown like 3 seconds

[strange skiff]

I can’t fix it rn but i’ll talk to Oly about it

[sleek zealot]

wanna 1v1

[strange skiff]

(dev)

[high ledge]

Oly?

[mystic stream]

teach her

[strange skiff]

olympiad

[wide merlin]

Teach her

[olive sonnet]

oops wrong pic

[upbeat viper]

mh ?

what's happening

[keen parrot]

birb

[grim edge]

i just said my head hurts 😭

[mystic stream]

oh well then u shouldn't go

[high ledge]

Oh

[strange skiff]

correct pic

birb

[olive sonnet]

bad birb

[wide merlin]

Find another pool instead

[mystic stream]

find another person instead u mean

[grim edge]

@glossy radish

[wide merlin]

With people who play chess

[high ledge]

I wont lie that i almost read olympics

[olive sonnet]

thats v's bird

[strange skiff]

it’s basically that

[grim edge]

IT IS???

[olive sonnet]

im v

[mystic stream]

true

[grim edge]

WAIT WHAT

[upbeat viper]

LB where

[olive sonnet]

cough

[grim edge]

Fin is v alt?

[keen parrot]

LeB

[olive sonnet]

wait you didnt know?

[sleek zealot]

that fine gl on your grind to 2000 tho

[upbeat viper]

yeah

fin is v

[strange skiff]

yeah I think so

[grim edge]

i didnt know😭

[olive sonnet]

zacks

[strange skiff]

lmfao

[keen parrot]

imagine alting in here tho

[low nimbus]

.

[somber merlin]

Check out this #chess game: more-soup vs Dangerouscrow19 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81815155225
Why the hell can i win like this at rapid at 1700 but am stuck at like 850 blitz

[keen parrot]

kinda

[olive sonnet]

im tryna get just europe role

for reasons

[grim edge]

the levy emote confirms you are v

[olive sonnet]

[sleek zealot]

v is weird

[high ledge]

Olympiad is basically olimpiada?
I always thought my logic was wrong

[mystic stream]

anyone wanna play some rated chess 2200+ only

[olive sonnet]

ouch

[fathom axle]

i linked my discord to it but i still cant talk does anyone know why?

[strange skiff]

olympiad is a chess tourney

[sleek zealot]

HAHA

[olive sonnet]

give it a couple of minutes

[fathom axle]

ohh ok

[olive sonnet]

HOW DO U NOT HAVE ANNOUNCEMENT ROLES

[high ledge]

Ohh i see

[strange skiff]

then your old acc is connected I think

[olive sonnet]

jesus yuki show me

[fathom axle]

wdym?

[strange skiff]

not the new one

[fathom axle]

i just joined

[strange skiff]

if you have one

skillsgg?

[grim edge]

anitta does winning one of these give you a role ?

[olive sonnet]

i habve my school acc connected to this acc

[strange skiff]

yeah and diamond

[upbeat viper]

top 5 is diamond yep

[grim edge]

woah

[strange skiff]

dm me i’ll fix it when I get home @fathom axle

[olive sonnet]

test

[upbeat viper]

and 10 subs for the top CC streamer

[strange skiff]

top 3 bast

[upbeat viper]

3 ?

[strange skiff]

cause it’s weekly now

[upbeat viper]

aaah

[strange skiff]

every saturday

[upbeat viper]

well

[fathom axle]

okk

[upbeat viper]

I read that today

[strange skiff]

i’ll announce it when I get home im just drinking

[upbeat viper]

in the stream

[olive sonnet]

moo

[upbeat viper]

so you're partying

[strange skiff]

at a bar. for a minute. it’s my friend’s bday. I just got out of class. i’ll go home early

[upbeat viper]

drunkNitta gonna go brrrrrrr on the server later

[high ledge]

Does someone like me is able to enter? If yes i would wish to fight a titled

[olive sonnet]

test

[high ledge]

[olive sonnet]

IT WORKEDD

unless someone did it

[strange skiff]

community bullet brawl is at the same time as titled one. titled players play that one cause they can win bigger stuff

[wide merlin]

U can’t get premium even u beat titled

[strange skiff]

but community anyone can join

[olive sonnet]

test

[strange skiff]

its in https://go.chess.com/communityclub

[wooden sierra]

is there a place i can choose my roles?

[olive sonnet]

nop

[high ledge]

Ohh

[wooden sierra]

f

[olive sonnet]

id:customize

[olive sonnet]

there is mb

[strange skiff]

customize community yes also #reaction-roles

also /privacy

[high ledge]

I dont really care about premium, as long i get a strong opponent is cool

[grim edge]

🤔 may i ask what the role is called for winning

[olive sonnet]

privacy doesnt work btw anitta

[strange skiff]

premium is top 3 + random person who participates

[strange skiff]

no commands working damn

[keen parrot]

im guessing you cant win premium if the last one you won is still active...

[olive sonnet]

flair doesnt either

[novel moat]

ANITTA

[olive sonnet]

it adds on

[wooden sierra]

w

[neon musk]

Hi Anitta

[olive sonnet]

ITS A PIKACHU

[mint yew]

E

[wooden sierra]

#reaction-roles

[glossy radish]

RHHH CMERE PIKACHU IM GONNA EAT U

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[novel moat]

[upbeat viper]

I'm gonna learn Ada next year

they want us to have pain in the a I guess

[glossy radish]

have tons of fun bast

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-gif-20349300

[glossy radish]

maths = bad

[upbeat viper]

it looks ugly af

[grim edge]

maths = my brain hurts

[glossy radish]

maths = dont do

[upbeat viper]

🤮

[grim edge]

wtf

[glossy radish]

ew

[grim edge]

@chrome condor

[neon musk]

What is this lang?

[upbeat viper]

ada

[glossy radish]

high level ?

[wooden sierra]

spanish

[upbeat viper]

nah

[glossy radish]

oo im hyper rn sugar rush

@grim edge

[mystic stream]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81816238559?tab=review this guy SUS af

[upbeat viper]

some OOP language

[worn ice]

CatLivesMatter (2348) vs. getsomekamchatka (2402)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nd4 4. Nxd4 exd4 5. O-O c6 6. Bc4 b5 7. Bb3 a5 8. a4 h5 9. e5 Nh6 10. d3 Ng4 11. axb5 cxb5 12. Qf3 Nxe5 13. Qxa8 Bb4 14. Qe4 Qe7 15. f4 Nc6 16. Qxe7+ Bxe7 17. Bd5 Nb4 18. Be4 d5 19. Bf3 Nxc2 20. Rxa5 O-O 21. Bd2 Bf5 22. Ra7 Bd6 23. Na3 Nxa3 24. bxa3 Bxd3 25. Rc1 Bc4 26. Rd7 Bxa3 27. Ra1 b4 28. Bxd5 Bxd5 29. Rxd5 Bb2 30. Rb1 Bc3 31. Bxc3 dxc3 32. Rxb4 Rc8 33. Rd1 c2 34. Rc1 Kh7 35. Rb2 Rc4 36. g3 f6 37. Rbxc2 Ra4 38. Rc7 

[glossy radish]

@grim edge sugar rush

[mystic stream]

he kinda blundered a rook

[upbeat viper]

ouw

[glossy radish]

owo

[upbeat viper]

I'll get some advanced linear algebra next year

that'll be nice

[mystic stream]

ew

[upbeat viper]

maaaybe I'll try to work

[glossy radish]

not fun

[wide merlin]

Bruh 2400 plays like that?????

[upbeat viper]

else I won't be first

[mystic stream]

well he had d5 i think but im not sure maybe he didn't 'see it

[wide merlin]

Wtf how did he got 2400

[upbeat viper]

you dangerous

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/684030333557276672/1123924484076863508/Screenshot_2023-06-29_122457.png

[grim edge]

Best move?

For y’all

[upbeat viper]

lmao wat

wtf

king running away

[grim edge]

im going to play the bongcloud

[glossy radish]

me rn

[grim edge]

watch out people

[grim edge]

Someone?

[sturdy swan]

Is that on the Kings gambit

[warped quest]

I dog u val

[wide merlin]

Against how many elo

[grim edge]

200s-300s

[wide merlin]

Lol

[warped quest]

Hard win

[wide merlin]

Very true

[grim edge]

no

Its normal chess

[sturdy swan]

Just saw, but really weird opening

[wide merlin]

Very hard to win using bong cloud against 200-300

[warped quest]

I can’t beat 200-300s

[wide merlin]

Same here

[warped quest]

I don’t know the line of Sac Queen for pawn

[wide merlin]

They are too good

[warped quest]

Gambit

[grim edge]

help

[wide merlin]

Wtfff

[grim edge]

what do i do after e4 d4

[grim edge]

😔😔😔

[wide merlin]

Resign

[warped quest]

Take

[alpine onyx]

Hardstuck 500 elo

[wide merlin]

Or ke1

[grim edge]

but the quen wil be active

[spiral badger]

My friend is hard stuck 350 elo

[wide merlin]

Yea I am 106

[warped quest]

Attack with knight

[wide merlin]

I stuck at 100s

[grim edge]

when someone plays scandinavian i do

kc3

[warped quest]

U mean N

[grim edge]

nc3 yeah

[glossy radish]

i have an important question for french people

[grim edge]

im dum

[grim edge]

franch

[glossy radish]

oo

[wide merlin]

I will do kc3 against 200-300

[glossy radish]

is u french

[wide merlin]

Did u drown @grim edge

[grim edge]

bro legit blundered a bishop on move 3

[upbeat viper]

me is french

[wide merlin]

Good luck don’t drown

[glossy radish]

does the eiffel tower grow

[upbeat viper]

uuuh

technically yes ?

but then it shrinks

[glossy radish]

o

[wide merlin]

Idk how 200-300 chess works

[upbeat viper]

because of metal dillatation

🤔

[wide merlin]

Same here lol good luck don’t drown and ready play mental chess

[glossy radish]

keke

[wide merlin]

Play bong cloud

[olive linden]

hi

[mint yew]

I watch a game between 300 elos

Its terrible

[undone dove]

I love misclicks

[mighty remnant]

gg

[wide merlin]

Wtfff

[mighty remnant]

i misclicked for the last one but anyways

[mystic stream]

what mode?

[wide merlin]

My highest is just 38 by my self

[mighty remnant]

survival

[mystic stream]

oh nice

[mighty remnant]

i mean i did stream it
but i got to 46 by myself

[novel moat]

[mystic stream]

i got 65 once

[mighty remnant]

wow

[wide merlin]

Bruh

[mighty remnant]

ima try again tomorrow

wait what

[novel moat]

I dont have the patience for that

[wide merlin]

Why are u so good

[mighty remnant]

it let me play :DDDD

[mystic stream]

u have premium maybe

[mighty remnant]

nah
because the one i did until 50 was from yesterday

[mystic stream]

ima do 5 min and see what i get

[mint yew]

Opponent hangs queen then O-O

And after that they forgor to develop pieces

[dark rock]

I cut holes in a cardboard box for my cats

[mint yew]

Cat House??

[dark rock]

Yes

[mystic stream]

BRO i got 45 but i still had 1 min i messed up :(

[pastel badger]

I have GM

[dark rock]

In a public pool?

I always thought it would be very funny to buy a whistle and bring it to a public pool

And then blow it at the lifeguards for fun

[mystic stream]

same

[glossy radish]

hi

im v

[hushed abyss]

Would anyone like to play a game? :>

[glossy radish]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[hushed abyss]

Hii!

[glossy radish]

hi

im v

[hushed abyss]

hi v

[safe fable]

huh women

[mint yew]

What gambit is this

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6?! 3. Nxe5!! fxe5?

[open iris]

Botez gambit

[mint yew]

[chilly python]

[mint yew]

Diamano Gambit

[mighty remnant]

something from the damiano

i forgor wut it was called

qh5+ wins a rook

i think

[keen parrot]

exchange

[mighty remnant]

oop

sorry

[cedar zenith]

first 90+ game feelin good bois

how u playin a fish bro

[wild oyster]

Lmaooo😭

That’s a W but next time win bro bro

[tepid panther]

Common bonglord L

[grim edge]

hahaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[wild oyster]

Nice! Seems to be at least 15 moves so you played good fr

Oh you play mobile only?

[tepid panther]

Mobile gang

[wild oyster]

Why did you change ur connected user for chess.com on discord

💀

[sturdy swan]

Did u win

[upbeat viper]

danya streaming

[plain cloud]

You typed that in the chat?

Did she see it

[tawdry dune]

https://www.chess.com/pl/analysis/game/live/81819864001?move=37&tab=review&classification=brilliant&autorun=true

[kindred axle]

knight the strongest figure 😂

[keen parrot]

she a clown fr

[plain cloud]

But it would've been on the stream

[keen parrot]

buying a title is so pathetic

[kindred axle]

https://instagram.com/stories/daki.wav/3136173735361522726?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

checkmate ♟️

[keen parrot]

she paid people and prob TOs to arrange and throw against her

pretty much yea

probably

[plain cloud]

I just checked and no

[keen parrot]

just a matter of when

i might claim CM tbh

[plain cloud]

Lol

[keen parrot]

?

2100

eh there arent any that give

[plain cloud]

Can I buy one as a 1100

I have about 50$

[keen parrot]

? those tourneys dont give u a title directly

[plain cloud]

I'm gonna buy my way to GM

[keen parrot]

someone has done that already

[plain cloud]

Lol

[keen parrot]

the ones that give are usually fide organized like world championships and shit

there is some guy that paid to get 2600

[plain cloud]

No imagine i go to a top tournament with gms and get mated in 10 moves

[keen parrot]

russian billionaire, forgot his name

[plain cloud]

would be epic

[keen parrot]

i mean i would too cause i can farm it back and sell again

[plain cloud]

That would make you a Chess Prostitute

[mystic stream]

bad gambit

[keen parrot]

not really a gambit

just a blunder

[mystic stream]

its called damiano gambit i googled it

[keen parrot]

your first cc game?

[upbeat viper]

yuk

better than mine tho'

[keen parrot]

also wtf is 3.Bd3

[low nimbus]

...

[keen parrot]

dxe4 Bxe4 Nf6 equalizes

[low nimbus]

what counters scotch game?

[keen parrot]

no?

[low nimbus]

what counters scotch

[keen parrot]

scotch counters scotch

[low sable]

Ireland

[upbeat viper]

my first game

as black

[low nimbus]

you are guys a re not helping me

whta counters scotch game

[upbeat viper]

the mainline

gg

[low sable]

it doesnt really have a counter

[upbeat viper]

yuk

if you play like that in bullet

smh

[mystic stream]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/1477592051 this is my first game

[worn ice]

CatLivesMatter (1270) vs. hugoalexaraujo33 (1501)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 d6 4. Bb5 a6 5. Ba4 b5 6. Nxb5 axb5 7. Bxb5 Qb6 8. Bc4 Bd7 9. Ng5 Ne5 10. Bd5 Bc6 11. Bxc6+ Qxc6 12. Qh5 h6 13. d3 Nf6 14. Qh3 e6 

[mystic stream]

idk what happend there

[low sable]

you just play it out or play some other opening like the petrov

[sharp smelt]

im in a gc with people that do that

[mystic stream]

how is it even possible u gotta bribe a lot of people

[sharp smelt]

no u dont u just buy them

[raw frigate]

whats that

[keen parrot]

who else is in there

[sharp smelt]

war

[mystic stream]

well most titles require a certain rating or a certain amount of wins

[keen parrot]

tf u mean certain amount of wins

[sharp smelt]

wdym

[mystic stream]

like to get CM title at some tournaments u get it for doing really good

[north wraith]

@upbeat viper if you make this as a emoji this would be worth it

[keen parrot]

you dont need wins for norms, you need a performance

[mystic stream]

some international tournaments do that

[keen parrot]

yeah those are clown titles too

tbf im considering not getting CM cause its clownish as well

[void dirge]

technically, the category "titles" do, but those aren't exactly the most sought out

[sharp smelt]

GMNotSoSerious one of the bots

[void dirge]

I didn't even know they existed until a month ago lmao

[keen parrot]

USCF titles

[mystic stream]

u shuold be grateful to get free diamond membership

[keen parrot]

i get "free" membership by winning tournaments

[mystic stream]

oh

[keen parrot]

i have until september

[latent pebble]

too much work

[sharp smelt]

no

[latent pebble]

just get CM and chillax

[keen parrot]

skill issue

[upbeat viper]

I can't

[plain cloud]

Do regular tournaments do cavity checks

[keen parrot]

[plain cloud]

Great

[potent merlin]

Does gold give access to all the videos?

[keen parrot]

time to use obscure emojis so mods dont take them away

[mystic stream]

[potent merlin]

[keen parrot]

wtf is +5

[low nimbus]

material

[mystic stream]

+5 incemrent

[potent merlin]

As if I know

[low nimbus]

oh

[keen parrot]

[low nimbus]

🎃

[plain cloud]

If I have beads, how will I receive the best move if no one can see my board

[keen parrot]

lets make +5 the most popular cc emoji

[low nimbus]

fr

[fiery beacon]

I can’t do anything

[gloomy shoal]

guys im imporving im getting less mistakes!

[sharp smelt]

[cedar zenith]

deez nuts

[keen parrot]

No

[low nimbus]

:CONGARATS:

[potent merlin]

Anything is more useful than +5

[low nimbus]

idk

[keen parrot]

We stan

would be funny

actually might be a chance i get it this summer

[low nimbus]

zam

but why +5

[narrow trail]

can anyone game review my match please

[keen parrot]

idfk not sure that i will play there

I have 18 games to gain 103 elo

[low nimbus]

[keen parrot]

?? I just said im not playing

[mystic stream]

all big tournaments do

[fiery beacon]

What am I supposed to do?!?! He’s just pushing his pawn and he’s gonna mate me

[latent pebble]

No external assistance lad

[mystic stream]

scare him back

[keen parrot]

accept his mate offer 😏

[fiery beacon]

I already finished the game

[mystic stream]

oh

[latent pebble]

oh alright

[fiery beacon]

He mated me

[raw frigate]

🌚

[split haven]

Hello

[latent pebble]

I would probably play Kc2 considering the rating of the opponent

[fiery beacon]

That’s what I did and he just mated me

[wooden sierra]

[latent pebble]

Howb

[keen parrot]

I would play Bxb5, think the position there is

[latent pebble]

send the match

[latent pebble]

Oh yeah idk how I missed that

good move

[oak cliff]

pixelated can I dm u a position and can u tell if I actually got brilliant or not @grim edge

[wooden sierra]

what’s your rating

[fiery beacon]

I don’t know what I was supposed to do because I couldn’t move any of my pieces because he controlled the all of the light squares lol

[keen parrot]

Bxb cxb Qxb

[keen parrot]

check my cc profile

[mystic stream]

good job

[wooden sierra]

okay

[mystic stream]

:+5:

[scenic holly]

I have to power to give everyone unlimited videos to the lessons on chess.com

[keen parrot]

Maybe

[oak cliff]

how

[mystic stream]

should i get the neo frontier marshal

[wooden sierra]

dang

[scenic holly]

just watch the videos and don't do the challenges

[oak cliff]

well I know that

[keen parrot]

check yo pings

[oak cliff]

but the videos alone don't do much really

I want challenges

[autumn token]

oh didnt know that lol

[upbeat viper]

vimun

[oak cliff]

and, the opening videos are premium

[upbeat viper]

important question

[scenic holly]

the challenges are just a checking your understanding of the video you watched

[upbeat viper]

what do you play against the french ?

[oak cliff]

and it sometimes glitches and takes away ur weekly lesson

[scenic holly]

exchange 😎

[pastel badger]

I have GM

[keen parrot]

used to play advanced now i play b3 as wel

[plain cloud]

I've been cheating on chesscom and haven't been banned yet it's been a year

[keen parrot]

actually played milner-barry gambit for the longest time

[mighty remnant]

...

[gilded barn]

One of my blocked dogs barking

[upbeat viper]

b3 ?

uh

[keen parrot]

E4 e6 b3

[mystic stream]

i play the baguette opening

[upbeat viper]

okay

[keen parrot]

d5 Bb2

[oak cliff]

If someone plays a3 might as well report xd

[upbeat viper]

you don't like tactical french with Bd3 ?

[mystic stream]

thats what mark zuckerburg would say fr

[keen parrot]

funny sac line

[plain cloud]

I am

[mystic stream]

no

[keen parrot]

in what line

[upbeat viper]

personnally , Tarrasch

[mystic stream]

bro got locked out RIp

[oak cliff]

hey I play that I think

[keen parrot]

cool

[upbeat viper]

it's noice

[keen parrot]

I learned the milner-barry gambit when i was like 10 and played it for a solid 8 years

[mortal jacinth]

bro called it a conspiracy theory 💀
https://youtu.be/fs4_eAjL2O0

[keen parrot]

e4 e6 b3 is funny imo

[upbeat viper]

ooh

[mighty remnant]

wait wuts that called

[upbeat viper]

like you never play d4 ?

[mighty remnant]

i wanna try

[keen parrot]

ye its alright

[upbeat viper]

indeed you're back

[oak cliff]

I played d4. and I realised I am a waste of a human and started destroying d4 ppl by cheating on lichess (didn't sign in ofc) and then playing e4 forever.

[mortal jacinth]

rip variants! the cash tournaments aren't going to help btw

[torpid sandal]

i got 100% accuracy in a quick game against the fried liver :D

[upbeat viper]

french allergia

[keen parrot]

@mortal jacinth not a conspiracy lmao

[oak cliff]

you play otb?

[keen parrot]

its better than bird for sure

[mortal jacinth]

thats actually me right now

[oak cliff]

bastoura I have had some occasions in exchange French where they pin mine but if I pin them it's innscurate why

[mortal jacinth]

at first it was funny and we made jokes about it but now it's just a dead server that half doesn't even work

[upbeat viper]

wut

[mortal jacinth]

we have three developers !!!

[keen parrot]

yeah its weird

[upbeat viper]

I can't answer without any position

[oak cliff]

alr wait

[mortal jacinth]

might as well disable it or just remove it from chess.com all together at this point

[keen parrot]

its got a few hundred concurrent players, mostly 4pc

[mortal jacinth]

yes i'm one of them lol

hi gs

[chrome dirge]

I mean its a lot better now, but chess.com doesn’t see it as an issue

[keen parrot]

im alright at 4pc but i cant be bothered to grind ffa, so many idiots

[mortal jacinth]

lol so true thats why you should play teams. but anyway thats not the issue, currently we're just missing out on so many players that used to play a lot more before they decided to merge 4pc and variants

[keen parrot]

learn a few lines on what happens if black holds on with f5, learn a few lines where he doesnt

way less theory than any other french

[keen parrot]

yeah played some teams with a friend and we crushed anyone, i hardly gained any elo cause he was like 2000 and i was 1500

[oak cliff]

I suck at opposite castles I just don't know how to pawn storm

[keen parrot]

thats one of the ideas yeah

[mortal jacinth]

you can try farming a little more and playing 1700+ queues, the competition is better there

[keen parrot]

if i spent some time i feel like i could easily reach high 2ks in ffa, maybe even 3k

but i prefer real chess rn

bruh 💀

[mortal jacinth]

what more do you want from regular chess lol ur 2500

[keen parrot]

openings is my weakest shit dont check that

[keen parrot]

want a title

[mortal jacinth]

oh

gl

[keen parrot]

preferably FM

[mortal jacinth]

i have a friend who became an FM but he went bonkers on chess.com forums

kind of an insane friend group we have

[sharp smelt]

fr

[mortal jacinth]

bro

[keen parrot]

thats a moment

[mortal jacinth]

didn't you get banned or something

[chrome dirge]

team nepo spotted

[grim edge]

go for im 🫡

[keen parrot]

fm first

[sharp smelt]

ik

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-bird-parrot-explosion-gif-19159583

[mortal jacinth]

another problem with variants is that 3/4ths of the top 20 atomic players are cheaters

[keen parrot]

ye

[keen parrot]

yeah anticheat is even more garbage in variants

meh not as black against d4

[mortal jacinth]

our (singular) anticheat admin was removed for being homophobic, he made like 15 alts and all of them got banned for abuse

[keen parrot]

oof

[mortal jacinth]

now we have undercover agents figuring stuff out its insane

[keen parrot]

yuh

[oak cliff]

hey I also play French and alapin

[wooden sierra]

what is one tip you would give a 1500 player to get better

[mortal jacinth]

that's not very nice you should apologize

[last verge]

try winning more frequently 👍🏼 hope this helps

[wooden sierra]

💀💀💀💀

[keen parrot]

play slow games OTB, analyze games

[mortal jacinth]

beating kids is not nice

[keen parrot]

yeah only recently started playing it online

[wooden sierra]

been doing this more

[mortal jacinth]

bro i played one tourney and went 5/5 and we won states

ik i was joking lol

sarcasm

[mortal jacinth]

it was team chess tho and our board one went against a fide 2400 but the rest of his team was 900 so

[oak cliff]

why not just eat pawns when arbiter look away, simple

[grim edge]

hello chat

hi pixel

[oak cliff]

no

btw how's u feeling whimsy

[grim edge]

in a pawn crunching mood wbu

[latent pebble]

that’s what I do

it’s easy wins!

[oak cliff]

I'm happy to be 1k blitz :p

[wooden sierra]

do you know how to code lua?

lmfao

[native prairie]

ZAMNNN

[keen parrot]

wow the bang was perfectly timed with the vid being deleted

[latent pebble]

lua mid

[latent pebble]

What bang

[native prairie]

Lmao

[wooden sierra]

just asking because i see he’s in a roblox studio server 💀

[glossy radish]

chess = bad

[keen parrot]

means you are in a roblox studio server as well

[latent pebble]

[wooden sierra]

i forgot i was 💀

it’s bc i make things in blender

[keen parrot]

[wooden sierra]

and there are dev resources in it

💀

[tropic pawn]

guyssss

i got to 302 elo!!

[keen parrot]

[wooden sierra]

💀👍

[tropic pawn]

i found an op opening

[keen parrot]

[wooden sierra]

bro plays wayward queen

💀

[oak cliff]

"500-900 rated"

[silent osprey]

Nah

[oak cliff]

I stopped playing wayward after 700

[tropic pawn]

thats my older account who started with 800 elo, but i removed it's gmail so i dont use şt

[nimble tendon]

i just need 7 more elo for 500

[oak cliff]

pog

[grim edge]

im gonna play wayward when im 2000 and not once before that

[oak cliff]

also guys can u help me

[wooden sierra]

play bongcloud

[nimble tendon]

yes, still gota git gud

[wooden sierra]

bongcloud is the best opening

[silent osprey]

Chess.com or lichess

[oak cliff]

I found Gotham posting a video about how to actually play the wayward and I can't find the videonow PLEASE HELP

2 months ago

[nimble tendon]

[wooden sierra]

lichess bullet is better than chess.com bullet

[tropic pawn]

they do different things better than other

[silent osprey]

Lichess doesn't lag tho

[wooden sierra]

exactly

[silent osprey]

Chess.com on school internet 💀

[grim edge]

im genuinely impressed at chess.com for somehow making a chess platform which can lag

[nimble tendon]

gotham funi

[oak cliff]

frfr

[wooden sierra]

fr 💀

[nimble tendon]

he once said that i can promote to a bazooka

[wooden sierra]

scotch game is my fav

but if someone play’s scandinavian i play the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

[tropic pawn]

I play E4, Qf3 and Bc4 which is op

and if opponent is not prepared it's a scholar mate

[wooden sierra]

💀

[latent pebble]

Sad life

[tropic pawn]

if opponent is prepared, i just developed my bishop and queen strongly

[latent pebble]

Gots to grind up some of that clash of clan for a week or so

[wooden sierra]

Qh5>>

[tropic pawn]

what caro kaann

[tropic pawn]

Qe2 be like**

[oak cliff]

worst by Engine*

[wooden sierra]

caro kann is the worst opening in my opinion

[oak cliff]

btw what y'all think, French better or carro

[grim edge]

Borg is at least +4 by move two always

[tropic pawn]

fck caro kann mine is better

[grim edge]

its the best opening naturally

[wooden sierra]

french>caro

[normal hatch]

Based

[oak cliff]

well I mean it's not the worst worst but it's 0.7

[wooden sierra]

scotch is my favorite opening though

[grim edge]

sounds like ur afraid of a good defense

[wooden sierra]

it’s just solid overall

[normal hatch]

Hell yeah

[muted linden]

Anybody chess 1v1?

[wooden sierra]

sure

i’m bored rn

[oak cliff]

nakhmanson? the line where u gambit a gosdamn knight?

[muted linden]

https://play.chess.com/CgGC4

[upbeat viper]

nahkmanson = trash

don't listen to him

he's crazy

[wooden sierra]

my chess.com username is literally the notation to the scotch game

[tropic pawn]

no e4 Qf3 Bc4 better

[mint yew]

Why did my opponent resign it was mate in one for him?

[latent pebble]

Ew

[grim edge]

when ur an electrocuted callcenter manager call that with great power comes great response ability

[upbeat viper]

I play the scotch gambit

[latent pebble]

even with minor prep it’s easy to play against

[oak cliff]

that's called hope chess

[mystic stream]

why did u move ur knight there in the first place

[upbeat viper]

D:

[latent pebble]

I don’t play any gambits

[tropic pawn]

Isn't gambit illegal

[mystic stream]

oh nvm

[oak cliff]

is that as black or white

[mint yew]

There was a queen

[mystic stream]

yeah thats weird if he moved his queen there he should've known

[upbeat viper]

white

[grim edge]

smothered mate

[mint yew]

He had that but resigned

[oak cliff]

the gambit where u gambit the central pawn to devlopebishop and open the file? I forgor

[mystic stream]

shold i go astra, brim, omen, or viper

[tropic pawn]

we call that boğmaca matı (whooping cough/pertussis mate) in Turkish

[grim edge]

play csgo

[normal hatch]

Danish gambit im guessing

[tropic pawn]

dude screw off and change that profile

[oak cliff]

no Danish is straight up e4 e5 d4

[mystic stream]

Huh

[normal hatch]

Its just danny phantom. Why u mad?

[tropic pawn]

because its danny phantom

[normal hatch]

[grim edge]

the apocalypse is nigh folks buy gold and avoid open sewers

[glossy radish]

anyone available?

[keen parrot]

this a dating server?

[mystic stream]

yes

[grim edge]

im not giving u money

[tropic pawn]

he just went like this

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> probably not ok

[grim edge]

taken by the pawn 🥴

[tropic pawn]

i saw it on quora

[keen parrot]

if i see something on the hub should i post it here too

[grim edge]

that is the one good thing i have seen on quora ever

not good. i mean like, bearable

[obtuse harbor]

I was about to delete then someone beat me to it

[grim edge]

hi Bast

[upbeat viper]

not me

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/kachow-cars-lightning-mc-queen-pixar-disney-gif-5931942

[grim edge]

HAHAHA I KNEW IT

[upbeat viper]

yeah Anitta

knew it

[obtuse harbor]

Stupid mobile modding

[upbeat viper]

I felt it

[grim edge]

BAST I PREDICTED U

[upbeat viper]

[strange skiff]

not the mf bomb instructions

[mystic stream]

who are u

[upbeat viper]

are you drunk Anitta ?

[grim edge]

dw i downloaded the bomb instructions

[strange skiff]

thats neon wth

what no

[keen parrot]

now he is dming me causr he is mad

[upbeat viper]

good

[strange skiff]

bast it takes me a lot to get drunk

[obtuse harbor]

Not yet, I might get that way in a few hours

[strange skiff]

just block, he's the one who literally sent bomb instructions

[grim edge]

look at how the bourgeoisie oppress our improvised explosive manufacturers

[upbeat viper]

yeah but we never know

:')

anyway

[oak cliff]

what

[grim edge]

hi anitta

[upbeat viper]

hi yeah

[high ledge]

Mobile terrible to reply
Worse its the typing bug, discord just decide: Nope lol

[strange skiff]

I was about to tell you a story from high school bast but imma do it somewhere else some other time

[grim edge]

someone posted how to make a molotov cocktail :(

[strange skiff]

[mossy palm]

how do i connect my new acc here, doesnt seem to be working when i disconnect and connect

[strange skiff]

hm

[grim edge]

noooo dont do it

[oak cliff]

holy shi

[upbeat viper]

in our lounges ?

[strange skiff]

what is the old account?

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

u can stay just joined

[strange skiff]

whismy

[grim edge]

noooooo man dont do it dont do it

[high ledge]

Ooo storys

[strange skiff]

stop with the cult of the just joined

[grim edge]

hi anitta how r u

[oak cliff]

I'm just joined from 2 months be like me

[strange skiff]

im great hbu

just joined is cringe

[oak cliff]

I'm with u whimsy

[glossy radish]

i wasnt asking for that, nvm

[strange skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/image-pic-pic-perms-image-perms-gif-22063115

[grim edge]

im using my charismatic aura for good and justice what r u talking abt

[keen parrot]

new cult just dropped: cult

[strange skiff]

there was a meme

with duck

hold up

[oak cliff]

imgbb.com
gifs

[mossy palm]

it says ''That Discord account is already connected to another Chess.com account.'' how do i connect my acc here

[grim edge]

anyways dont get connected stay just joined UBI SUNT

[strange skiff]

what was your old account name?

[upbeat viper]

why would you

[grim edge]

duck is in my cult 😭

[strange skiff]

and the new one?

[oak cliff]

I want to start a cult

[strange skiff]

you can dm me if you'd like

[grim edge]

join mine u can be my second

[oak cliff]

hmm bread cult anyone?

[strange skiff]

start a religion, they don't pay taxes

[mossy palm]

ChessPlayer000009

[grim edge]

Ash is my second

[oak cliff]

I already joined u

[mossy palm]

chess08player120

[keen parrot]

cult

[strange skiff]

no seconds in cults

[grim edge]

Aight now we gotta get registered as a 301c nonprofit

[grim edge]

or do both cough scientology cough cough

[oak cliff]

just lemme be

[keen parrot]

lets make it the most popular emoji in the server!

[grim edge]

who wanna get some dianetics?

@upbeat viper you interested in dianetics?

[upbeat viper]

wut

[oak cliff]

xd

[grim edge]

theyll reveal ur soul

[strange skiff]

@mossy palm try using /disconnect now

pls

[upbeat viper]

shush cult guy

[strange skiff]

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/bWZSG.gif

[grim edge]

were not a cult were a tight knit group of friends

[strange skiff]

I'll help them out but thanks pixel

[mystic stream]

im so bad

[upbeat viper]

[strange skiff]

we heard ya

kekw

[keen parrot]

Lidl is better

[grim edge]

reject trusted return to just joined

[upbeat viper]

trusted better

because like

uh

[strange skiff]

you have no mod logs

[grim edge]

BROTHERS, why should you adhere to the standards of the many and the flow of the sea?

[upbeat viper]

we can trust you

!!

[obtuse harbor]

I accepted the job offer today, I start in 2.5 weeks

[oak cliff]

alr I'll go cya whimsy make more members in cult goodluck

[strange skiff]

should I look for the chat logs

AYO CONGRATS NEON

[grim edge]

BROTHERS? why should you take upon yourself the burdern of the just joined role?

[high ledge]

Hey bast, will you scipio and nitta be in this bullet community arena? I cant wait to fight one of you in tourney

[upbeat viper]

GG

[keen parrot]

nice, what job?

[grim edge]

spread the word go in peace

[upbeat viper]

money incoming

[low nimbus]

,

[grim edge]

nice

[strange skiff]

ah yeah I looked at the chat logs. chill out from now on @grim edge be nice. please.

[oak cliff]

#justjoined4life

[obtuse harbor]

New company as a software engineer

[high ledge]

@upbeat viper oops i forgot the mention

[grim edge]

BROTHERS. The trusted role is a shackle on your soul

[upbeat viper]

which one

this saturday ?

[mystic stream]

Sorry

[upbeat viper]

probably

idk

[obtuse harbor]

Easy 24% raise

[upbeat viper]

but like bullet idc about my rating soo

[grim edge]

What was the chess.com surprise last night, i went to sleep

[high ledge]

This one of saturday 1 of july

[mystic stream]

how do i become a mod on this server (not that i want to)

[mossy palm]

''Your account is not connected to Chess.com, so I can't disconnect it for you! If you want to connect your account instead, click the button below!'' it says, but when i try to connect my new acc on chess.com it says an account is already connected.

[upbeat viper]

gotta be 18+

[grim edge]

With the trusted role your gambits will not work, your backranks shall falter, and your wayward queen attack shall fall into the sea

[mystic stream]

ok

[keen parrot]

ask for mod daily

[upbeat viper]

and have a 1yo old CC account

[mystic stream]

im only 14 so

[upbeat viper]

and apply here :

oh well

[strange skiff]

try connecting again now

🙂

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

With the just joined role you shall become as the LORD

[upbeat viper]

wait 4 years first

[strange skiff]

I disconnected it for you

[mint yew]

My elo just became stagnant

[upbeat viper]

pat

[mystic stream]

im only 2200 so i need to get higher

[strange skiff]

connect to the correct acc

[upbeat viper]

nop

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[grim edge]

no

[strange skiff]

using dis

[upbeat viper]

well they do have a chat when albert is dead

[high ledge]

I have 18+
But i dont have a 1yo chess acc

[mint yew]

Still 1308 for 3 days

[grim edge]

they do but u can only chat in it sometimes

[strange skiff]

@grim edge no, they can just appeal

[upbeat viper]

rip

[strange skiff]

except when albert bugs out

and some of them chat here

kekw

[grim edge]

lmao

[upbeat viper]

[strange skiff]

that's being fixed tho

[upbeat viper]

complaining about being banned

[keen parrot]

i mean i first played on cc like 9 years ago but i lost access to that account

[upbeat viper]

[silent osprey]

.

[fallen sun]

Hello

[mystic stream]

like 8 years maybe but i stopped during covid so like 5-6?

[grim edge]

old person

[mint yew]

Eloo

[grim edge]

fellow just joineds. how are u doing on this fine day

[clear sequoia]

no, just credit for applications as kindergarten teacher

[high ledge]

Damn

[strange skiff]

not here, no, mods are volunteers who already hang out here with the community and work to make it a cool place

[strange skiff]

LMFAO

[grim edge]

basically the same job

[high ledge]

LOL

[upbeat viper]

[strange skiff]

REAL

[keen parrot]

fr

[grim edge]

frfr ong

[strange skiff]

common doofus w

[upbeat viper]

children smh

[clear sequoia]

FInd coaches here: https://chess.com/coaches

[keen parrot]

who is the youngest mod in here

[strange skiff]

uh

[viral epoch]

Hola Anitta admin gril

[upbeat viper]

maybe me ?

idk

[viral epoch]

Meee

[grim edge]

never go for a lethal attack. first blunder: never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line

[strange skiff]

bast how old are you again? I was thinking scipio

[upbeat viper]

gonna be 20

in like uuuh

[wooden sierra]

gg

[clear sequoia]

Yes of course. Are you coaching somebody else for free? Didn't think so…

[upbeat viper]

26 days

[mystic stream]

where do u live again

[silent osprey]

💀

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

21 ash tree lane jacobs bell virginia why

[mystic stream]

i live in ohio

[strange skiff]

yeah bast youngest

[upbeat viper]

one year closer to death

[high ledge]

Eli moment

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

w ohio rizz

[keen parrot]

damn another thing we have in common...

[upbeat viper]

[mystic stream]

no

[grim edge]

bast is baby

[upbeat viper]

smh

[strange skiff]

🧄

[mystic stream]

of course not

[grim edge]

bast ur so tinyyyyyy

[viral epoch]

Yas

[upbeat viper]

yeah

[mystic stream]

where do u live tell me first

[grim edge]

real

[upbeat viper]

I'm tiny baguette oui ouii

[mystic stream]

jk im not telling u

[keen parrot]

she hit him w da garlic💀 aint no way

[strange skiff]

it's a gartic phone reference

we call it garlic

[high ledge]

2y older than me

[upbeat viper]

except you started chess very early

[strange skiff]

yall are CHILDREN

[clear sequoia]

Right now I play the Delayed Alapin against Sicilian. It's great, but mostly against kids (because there are no tactics).
RIght now, looking for something against the older opponents. Considering Snyder Sicilian and Grand Prix. I've also played Westerinen Attack (similar to Snyder but only against 2.…e6 Sicilians).

[strange skiff]

[keen parrot]

ye ig

[upbeat viper]