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I am more high
how to stop hanging queen
Get gud
by getting good
Dont be stupid
bru
just look covered squares
ok
Or you can just call it a gambit
and stop thinking 1 moves
Or a 5d sacrifice
why yall thinking 1 move yall knows enemy gonna make move
I am just hoping he will be as dumb as me
It works tho
is there some way to report chess.com puzzles which have multiple winning solutions
its always annoying getting a puzzle wrong when I choose a +3.2 solution instead of a +3.3 one
report yourself for not playing like an engine
Just get better at the game
but both solutions are equally winning
I know, it's a joke
o mb
im so bad at chess i have to do THIS too ?
Could anyone tell me what the best opening is for players around 550 elo?
anything sound that doesnt have 5 billion lines of theory
depends if you are looking for an opening that is easy to play or one that 550 players are bad against
One that's easy to play and remember
just play caro kann
or french if youāre different
kings indian defense for D4 / NF3 / C4
queens gambit declined, vienna, and scotch are also fine
london
Thank youes so much!š
np
I do really appreciate it
easiest is london, no one has big counter lines
Thanks
Question: What is so absolutely genuinely terribly completely horrifyingly wrong with this move?
Does anyone here have Spotify?
nope no one has it
how did we get here
š¤Æ
Even better
Whites e pawn is
The brilliant move is what confuses me
Mi peluquero acaba de hacerme el corte de pelo de Rafa polinesio
He didnt see my queen*
fg
W
I didn't know this was actually gonna be labelled as brilliant lmfao
you missed the chance to develop the A pawn
-12
Kanye
Ah, true, forgor 
Kanye south
west
what was that and why did it get deleted

unity going to get banned for that
no guns allowed in this server
Poggers
I feel you, i was stuck at 800 for like 2 months straight
now ur stuck on 900 lmao
I trust you to do better brother
You are goddamn right
@restive storm second win against a titled player
no lichess
Mute
Whatās that pc
Why are u on discord in school
the picture is from 3 months ago
Oh
kekw the fm was 2233 fide
Anyways dead chat
NMDennis at best
He randomly sends me an inv out of nowhere
Who
Lets goo
Got them an expensive cat bed and they didnāt touch it. Cut a few holes in a cardboard box and itās their favorite thing in the world š
I have no idea who he is
He sent me an invite too
Fr?
i got 94 accuracy and 2750 performance too
Blud has Venezuelan in his name but has Canada flag ā ļø
What
Got them an expensive cat bed and they didnāt touch it. Cut a few holes in a cardboard box and itās their favorite thing in the world š

this guy doesn't even know how to scholar mate š
Did you try refunding the cat bed?
what bed
what don't u see that is is the obviously the lawnmower chicken tender overjoyous bartender variation of the fgdsf opening
Wtf am I even looking at
.
PIN ME WHEN YOU ARE RESPONDING ME
?
sonic guy didn't pin me when he respond me
pin?
It's-a-me
ping
oh
how to link my account
/connect
Scroll up
well thats too bad
ok
hi
NOOOOOOOOOO
As a chess player, I try to break every pin as soon as possible.
L
best mod ever fr
Even your own?
e4 + Qf3 + Bc4 is op
someone can help me? i have a question
ask
This is not the place
You need to give us more information then that.
Dude why cartoon network app doesn't work on Turkey š
But sure, if you have a question, just ask it.
Turk musun
sorry where can i ask someone a question?
š
Shi my bad
thanks
Just ask here lol
okk whatās the best move in algebraic chess notation in a chessboard
Bro meant #1039982616159465595 ig but no brain
Just write it here.
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how can i send the picture
@spare roost leonal messi if he grow up in a Turkish village
/trust
best move from what position, move 1 as white?
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Theyāre literally two different things dumbass
First move as white? e4 then Qf3
Of course not
isnāt there a faster way?
dude
Play Nf3 or d4
At the starting position, the best first move is 1.e4, 1.d4, 1.c4, or 1.Nf3 ā they're all pretty good.
Turk moment
the top contenders are c4, d4, e4, and Nf3
ę»
What
connect your account speak for 5 days and remain in server for 7 days
that opening sucks ngl
not at the starting
I hate the reti with a passion. Literally the bane of my existence š
Then when
like wtf is c4 it doesn't develop anything
hi don't call me that btw
Just abort the game then
r/WeAreAllTurks
i donāt know how to explain
What I do fr
Breathing is Overrated.
Me when 1. e4 c6
don't encourage people to cheat
d5 after Nf3 is all I know
yeah breathers are addicts
wdym by "best"
Thatās not cheating bro
Cheat?
Itās a tactic
call me doryetuos or dor
wait
no id consider it cheating
Ok, then send me the picture, or give us
- the FEN of the position
or 2. The link to the game and move number
or 3. A PGN of the game and move number
Aborting too much is bad sportsmanship but I don't abort much
thereās a game where i need to put the best move in algebraic chess notation
I only do it once in a while
After a certain amount of aborts you canāt abort anymore
why im i muted
Not %100, lichess is better on fast play, anonymous play, modes and right click. However, match system isn't elo based so you can accidently play with Magnus Carlsen
chess.com has a better matching system and better ui
Ur not
Only for like a day or smth I think
Suiiii
in voice channels
Ur lame
?
yes
If you're referring to not being able to chat with opponents. Make sure your account is verified! Also, have to have an account older than 48 hours.
It's suuuu shutup
^
What on earth?
That's nonsense.
Chess.com uses Glicko-1.
Lichess uses Glicko-2.
Glicko-1 is much better than Elo, and Glicko-2 is much better than Glicko-1.
Sewy then
there's no matching system??
šæš
Yep.
Just say sii
i sended it to you
i neeed to fight agaisnt someone 2000+
No way Jose
sent*
who said elo system on lichess is bad
Of course thatās what you were programmed to say
FIDE WORLD CUP
Here is @thin thunder's picture
Zax look I'm smart
Glad to see someone educated on the matter, āthe lichess is inflatedā argument is so bad itās funny.
But I understand it
How many brilliants do u have btw
0
Penalty merchant moment
3 against real humans I think
Give me penalty please
That's crazy great job on finding that melo come on get to 1k already friend 
At least so far
@thin thunder The best move is Nd5+!! exd5 Qf4#, the answer they're looking for is Nd5+.
Ronaldo type shit
I have 440 lol
i need help on something, i created a account just for that
nice matchmaking system lichess š„
Dude I lost 50 ELO last time while trying to grind that's not even remotely possible for me yet lmao
Yes
Thanks youuu, youāre really kind
Anon, all elo combined basically, some cheaters though.
With an account there is elo though
Welp i believe you got it anyways š„š„
https://media.tenor.com/b2REoclSZmkAAAAM/jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime.gif
i donāt know how to say it i donāt speak english very well
nice matchmaking system
And by elo Iām referring to rating
We'll see
In rapid every 1 game out of 4 there is a cheater
Chess.com moment
Fr
First off I'll try even getting to 800 then I'll go ahead and try 900 THEN 1k
is that specific to a certain rating?
Hello uni 
because I exclusively queue into rapid and I hardly ever encounter cheaters
There are more on the higher levels obviously
anyone want this book?
you'll probably get more of them when you reach 1600+
BAST IM 14 ELO BEHIND YOU 
Lichess anti cheat is š
Crazy that none is being done to stop them
no
whyyyy nooooot
nice troll
Iām not reading any chess books
Change my mind
I wanna see 2k bast
š»
yeah yeah
one day

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Why delete the message he probably misspelled it lol
benim karizma š
just in case
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oh
When I'm don't with rapid I'll grind my blitz
š»

i meant sekstilyon
Dude wtf why is my Bullet still higher than my Rapid
because that's not a mod account
Moderator for the cord
Imma need to fix that
You have a mod account?
because he's not a moderator or staff??
yeah
See guys I knew it
Why does it matter to you?
Just curious
for if I stop being mod one day, much easier
Discord is tempting my Goofy ahh to pay 3 dollars to get my emotes back šæ

oh that makes sense
ME WHEN A YOUTUBE LINK HAS THE U WORD IN IT FRICK FRICK SHOOT
so you can just deactivate that account or something
Donāt
hi guys
What even is the u word
a homework of my 1.grader brother
i just arrived in uk gonna be here for 2 weeks
It's a great point i dont like my credit card on discord of all places lmao
He can colour better than me
You've seen me reply negatively to it in this server many times
oh
Why so obsessed with the word though just ignore it
The more you hate the more theyāll say it
@tropic pawn racism moment
Thatās why you gotta make āem legal
it got deleted for a reason
chill out peeps
Stop posting it bruv
"DON'T TOUCH TURKISH ITEM"
who you talking about
real
@tropic pawn obviously
I don't want things to get out of hands
me after saying seks too many times
You know foreigners can understand that right
Whats going on 
romanian special ops look drippy asf tho
Turkish humour
i hope they dont lol
We do
Because x makes the ks sound š
What the fck?
english
šæ
real
Mute please
He betraying his Turkish brother š
let's say he's tired and needs 5min to chill out
Nice
Only 5 minutes š
Pessi fan
I like the Bishop check line in the Italian
Too bad that itās bad
c3 italian you mean ?
e5?
šæ
Who deleted
You guys need better auto-mod
I think heās talking about e4 e5 Nf3 nc6 bc4 bc5 bxf7
complicated
Thereās bots that have that option
uuh
we do have one, but for very bad stuff only
Thatās the Jerome gambit
the built-in auto mod
itās so bad
Yeah no shit
if you want to play a gambit in the Italian Bc5 play evans
4 more Ruy Lopez variation and Iām done
I donāt like the polerio to be honest
fried liver mainline
Is it even called fried liver
*Knight attack mainline
Kinda fun ngl
no
But I assume white is worse
well yeah ?
Nxd5 is fried liver
as it arises from it
I thought itās only when d5 exd5 Nxd5
That is not the fried liver
Well yeah cause fried liver is bad ā¦
like it's just bad ig
Thatās the fried stomach
I thought that it was called polerio too
lolli attack and knight sac like destroy fried liver
knight attack yeah mb
lolli attack better >
Knowing itās the polerio does not make you an expert
thought fried liver was Ng5 alone
meh
too much work for me I just play knight sac line
Same
I said bishop check line for a reason tho šæ
im planning to learn the italian fr
ok.
@spare roost
d3 Italian kinda nice ngl
Youāre finally back
Polerio only chance to equalize but too positional for me
Kinda agree
oh my logic is
check so play
down a pawn or two, one mistake is basically fatal
No (this message contains a u-word)
WAIT NO
thanks bast
I SWORE I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
at least change the url lol
u word?
Grabify link
not even close
uwu
It starts with a u, ends with a u, has three letters, and the middle letter is a w
Wdym
the message that got deleted was my message not a grabify link and i deleted it
Imagine being a men and writing uwu
oh
what did you say
ok guys i censored it
holy shit bro let that go i said that like 2 months ago
I mean, imagine writing the u-word anyways
lol bd3 is what I play
4th option: Ba4
If you play this move you should probably lose
oh crap i cant post that
why was my message deleted šš
mine was too
that emoji isnāt even bad
With reason tho
mine is just an emoji of a hungry person
Against my titled friends only otb i have never played an Italian online
veinna
hence the emoji name being āyummyā
indeed i used to post that with no repercussions guess i cant do that anymore š
I thought zax plays Catalan and trompowsky lol
1984
Vienna
He was learning Catalan or sum
HELL NO
me
I quit Vienna š„¶
Meh
am going to reck u
He plays c6 and c5 ..
Rb8
What
No. I'm different from a week ago
whoa that gives off my cousin vibes
Progress proudly spoken
Ok nvm I was just saying what I do against
8.Rb8?
I play Rb8 against Qf3
i would play qd5 there and get trashed on because i suck
@restive storm vs that usually Be2 is my go to
I have other stuff against that
When I know Iām playing a bad player I just take pawn with check
There are many openings i literally learned this week šš
Chess Speedrun goals šæ
crazy caro
If you were to change my name what would you change it into š„¶
Bad one
what happened to your other account
I quit Vienna ššæ
just to make sure what openings do you like to play?
ššš
what are your thoughts on d3 Italian
ok i think ur real nice
oh i accidentally found one of those roblox non copyrighted musics š
i could have SWORN d3 was played more there at gm level
wdym
Proud Scotch Player
quit
the ulvestad variation/gambit is the RISKIEST gambit for sure
Your repertoire is so lame
What no
ulvestad 
stfu
Literally the opposite
hear me out nobody would play bf1 ther
Fritz>ulvestad
CAP
Itās theory
They transpose tbh
i know but lets be real here under 2k nobody gonna do that
but fritz move order clean
Whats ur user?
a lot know that though
maybe u1600
d
Black gambits too?
let me see game
Can someone help me with chess?
kinda disadvantage tho bc they play weird countergambits
Oh right I played you
which is annoying 
LESGOO
white must play gambit tho
Send game
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we NEED a french gambit
I play aggressive shi mostly
Im back boys
doesnt exist
Idk if pixel was talking abt me
omg french gambit!!!!
yes we need one
nah
we have one already. his name is maxime legrave
what
You said youāve played him
ok
Ok how?
opinion on omega defense?
the scotch gambit will be renammed the french gambit
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dude read the chat
1.d4 nf6 2.e4
jesus
uuh
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exactl
@civic belfry please connect
well the mainline ?
schmidt!!!!
||
||
@latent pebble
i play the intermezzo variation knowing full well it sucks :mmmm:
I mean, the mainline is easy against the scotch
opinion on omega gambit?
2 people in my group just got booted
well look for it @grim edge
Was dis before you learned two knights theory or after
i got checkmate in 5 moves using omega š
Look at this poster im gonna get
lol
yea he's pretty good
ez
Hello
nice :D
Sf plays schmidt
type /connect
I linked?
@grim edge play Schmidt I beg you
Bro the scotch is asss
After. I got a good position but the blunder of the knight was completely on meš
I used to play it back when I played e5
Ur ass
Oh
I'm gonna prep against your italian @grim edge
What?
I did
@glossy radish @gentle steppe I stay petty
We know
Itās sooo easy to counter the scotch
Andrew Tate?
it took a long time to get him banned
I was tired of him he so annoying

cheaters
Hiw wants to help me with chess?
that guys' discord is banned

Because he was a sporadic cheater
i can try

Rip bozo
No he was not
šššš
He will not be missed 
Not V
Andrew pov
V would never cheat
setting up a position on analysis board that you have during a game should be an instant ban
(if it already isnt)
Thanks whatās ur elo
almost 1300, its not that good
V cheated?
I left my wife
@torpid sandal ya
listen bitch, i already told you i dont give a shit. i also told you its not okay to start accusing, starting arguments for no goddamn reason

Wanna play me first?
Why you so rude
uh
v
What happened?
are you okay
calm it itās not that deep š¹š¹
D:
she mad cause we š
sure
be nice v
@torpid sandal dm
d1 hâter
No, never
you didnt see our conversation
I wake up to hate on @normal hatch 
What happened???
then dont say shit
real asf
What happened between V and someone?
0-0
okƩ
ngl my dumbass would play b4

What is that
some italian theory
Lichess moment
Chess
dw
Bro so dum he playing an illegal move /j
Bro what happened?!?!š
how b4 using queen illegal?
hello evaluate 15. a4
why do i always lose VS š®š³ players in chess? i can't win...
stfu with those tone indicators dawg
Was V being rude to someone or?....
busy
say it or donāt
i drawed with one
Correct notation is Qxb4š¤
better than losing points
pixel i beat FM
I mean, you only played Ne5+ 6 times
I would but some ppl r too sensitive on here and I dont wanna offend someone and get in an argument rn
4 wins 2 losses

Trash line play e5>
Tell me
whatās ur fav planet yall
oui oui
Venus
we?

Mine Uranus
no
Did you read? I dont care if its none of my business
opinions on budapest gambit?
ooh
Nice planet fr
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Ong
The boys a liar, the boys a liar
well
Prodigy moment
I'm looking at it
opinion on budapest gambit? and do you just move a random piece and it showed you a gambit, defense, or something you never heard of in early game
and it looks veeeeeeery juicy for me
bro has been playing since the womb
Who doesnt like spice ice?
would anyone mind reviewing this? https://www.chess.com/game/763b850f-15ff-11ee-b1ce-25984b01000f
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I will
I want endgame against you
she look like big bird i dont know why ppl think she bad
because you don't like endgames
my ruy lopez study pgn (only moves) contains 26451 characters, and 20443 characters excluding spaces
cool
and thank you lord keibler
free lekaiser tho
I'm spending too much time on ruy lopez
what did you do after Rxf8 against the 10yo ? @grim edge
I have something prepared there
Qf8 Qxf8 Rxf8
Sheās hot
zoro got the dressrosa rizz fr
ok I'm going to learn steinitz and then modern steinitz next @grim edge
naw
do you just move a random piece and it showed you a gambit, defense, or something you never heard of in early game?
k
hello chat
Sheās hot asf
@cedar zenith average 300 elo game ngl
Youāre mad
That opening was abysmal
My friend sent me a message saying "thanks for everything" and went offline, I texted him for a solid 10 minutes but there was no response
bad news
Iām mad because Iām not with her
damn
Cut your ballads and pray
I don't know what to do
Down horrendous
I feel bad for you
never faced it*
I care for him so much
I hope your okay
Man oh thatās so sad bruh damn get out of here
Bro she literally looks like a walking birds nest
Down to kcuf u
opinion on latvian gambit
thats what im sayin hair makes her look like an actual clown
He's not saying anything and I already messaged him everywhere I could
Shit who asked
Iām straight
I don't want him getting hurt, I seriously care
no way youāre dissing afros
Iām a sigma
clearly love Andrew Tate
damn
guys, opinion on latvian gambit?
let's play chess in the park in that line
she aint do it right shit looks terrible
I don't know what to do
Clearly love your sister
Youāre weird
You probably look like a literal anime neckbeard
I know
When will some mf mod this
Thatās why ur gf is simping for me
3 more damn times lmao, opinion on latvian gambit?
You like Andrew Tate but Are crushing on spices ices? Naw you down bad
You mean my boyfriend

š
Neckbeard
Shut up shit
Idc for insults
Idfc Iām down to kcuf him
Yo was up my N's

What you guys talking about?
?
Yea. What up my neighbors.
How are you a higher bullet rating than you are rapid?

Idk
Skill
What currency?

He threatened to "Fcuk my boyfriend" 

Hello!
Yo
how is everyone?
Bad, wbu?
im fine.. whats wrong, if I may ask(ok I sound really cringe rn)
It is to complicated for a public chess server
oh ok
If that would be so easy
im so confused rn lol
Does anyone wanna try to train me?
I hate when people hint that they're doing bad but then dont tell us
In doing what?
Chess
in what sense
In middle game
I train people in other categories

like coach or play

sure ill play but never coach I am horrible at social contact lol
In what?
U gotta create them.
I thought we were talking about something else
Oh
You want to kiss a guys
Ok
Pretty random but Hello to you, fellow Duck.
Whatās ur user
Bebuff, same as here:)
I'd be down
Accept
Not you
Oh thanks
:(
Bro ur like 500
Why not all 3?
1000 - 1199 Role..
@halcyon quarry move
1074708495699546214
Your baby account?
Lol
hi
That's not how it works...
They have to be the same email
No
The rules does
10 elo chat
I have 2 approved Accounts with different Emails
Read em yourselves you bum
Every Indian is 1200 Rated at birth
But you need to link them so Chess.com knows its you
can it still be considered stalling if you are extremely winning?
Look at em yourself
Yes, that is what support did
But im talking to Aldies
No you are not
like if i have mate in 1 why are you still not resigning, and then complaining about stalling
Yes i was
can somebody review this game for me pls ty https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/75617537?tab=review
































































1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Bd2 Nd7 5. Bd3 Qe7 6. Nge2 h6 7. f3 a6 8. a3 b5 9. axb4 Bb7 10. O-O Rd8 11. g3 Rc8 12. h4 c6 13. Nf4 Qxb4 14. b3 g5 15. Ncxd5 Qf8 16. Bb4 Qg7 17. Nh5 cxd5 18. Nxg7+ Kd8 19. Rc1 h5 20. c4 Rh7 21. Nxh5 Rxh5 22. f4 gxh4 23. Qxh5 dxe4 24. Qxh4+ Ngf6 25. Ba5+ Ke7 26. Be2 Rg8 27. cxb5 axb5 28. Bxb5 Bd5 29. Bb4+ Ke8 30. Rc8#
No you didnt
So we learned that Aldies has an unauthorized
Yes i was
No
Find them yourself you pain in the ass
how do i send images guys
I use to never be able to beat the anthony bot but played it again today and destroyed it. The thing is my rating is relatively the same
I was responding to your message to show Aldies what you need to do
which bot is anthony
They are literally in settings you npc
- First advanced one
Why is there a point in your ,,F" ?
how do i send images
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Crime against humanity moment
what?
In your message
my i lmaos?
i wonder if someone only played the highest rated engine until they could play it to a draw, if they would be really good at human chess afterwards, i feel like the skills required to draw the bot wouldnt completely translate to playing against humans
?
F i r s t
im so confused
Bots inconsistent, they blunder after a certain amount of moves, what theyāre programmed to do.
H
H
dont super react this message
yeah since its a bot being told to play at a lower rating, its going to make mistakes to accomplish that, and sometimes they might be really obvious mistakes because the bot is kinda dumb
getting better at chess, based
Roman are you ok
not really, i need to figure out the optimal solution for a puzzle
unity ill send you an image of it
š¤Ø
romania
@harsh mountain ggs!
I would say so:)
What is ur profile picture
for chess.com?
Oh alr
do you like cats?
Yes
yay!:)
Ello Chat
Hello!
Hi!
schweinsteiger
š
Thanks
aa
š
non chess players:
"sm" stands for "something"
chess players:
"sm" stands for "stalemate"
Do you get the trusted role automatically?
smth is something
What is it?
and who tf uses sm for stalemate
no
Then?
me lol
does anybody know when the legend prize tournaments will start up again??
@halcyon quarry
!trusted
@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #šć”roles message
wdm?
Like if i dont get it automatically how do i get it
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you have to basically do certain things to get it for example connect your chess.com account to lichess
I dont get it it says I havent been in the server for 7 days but I have
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