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anyone know if the women’s wcc will be streamed by chesscom
Indian defence is pretty solid
b r e a d
I noticed a couple folk have the Hindi role as well
When is it
Y'all follow Cricket?
trumpteroot
Afternoon. Anyone know how to get permission to post in ask an expert aside from connecting account to discord?
It’s the most solid
starts july 2
🤝
We have the same rapid rating
India better win this World Cup, it's been too long since our last tournament win.
Cool.
I genuinely dont know anything else
I do
Yoo i love trump
Nice, fav player?
Pain Au Chocolat > Croissant
I mean if u include IPL in cricket,then I dont
You love trumpets, right? I love them too
trumpytrtoootoy idk i am just making up words
Bagguette>
What does that even mean?
If IPL wasn't included, then you do?
Trumpie
Virat , ABD , Suryakumar , Smith , Faf , Ben stokes , Pant and many from rcb
If you are going to ask a chess community about buying gold, idk you are pretty stupid
trumponoenglish
Yup,I dislike ipl as a whole
Trumpwall
Let's create a chess Ipl in this server
Agle saala cup naamde 🥲
😂😂
Lol
Eclair> (idk if I spelled right)
IPL is pretty cool tho.
And gamble who wins
Bro u are fan of rcb too?
And .......thats exactly why I dislike the ipl
mountain dew>
CPL = Chess premier league
I gotta say, my favourite players would be Sanju Samson, Kohli, Boult, Buttler, And Rishabh Pant
Fish n chips>
RCB fan?
Roo bear >
Nah, Rajasthan.
W?
Yes it is PCL not cpl
Dhoni ?
6 euro bottle of water >
jus bear>
Yup,Bolte raho bus,kabhi jeetne toh nahi wale.Born and raised in bangalore
Nice
Facts bro
I am not really into cricket
We cannot compare a God to other players just like that.
Shampoo>
Chocolatine > pain au chocolat
Lmao, your team was playing with only 4 players, what were you expecting?
Oh geez i started a food war.
It was only KGF + Siraj, no one else.
Bruh,I stopped after the first 5 years were dominated by Chennai and delhi
Yeah, I was actually introduced to IPL due to RR.
We had a good chance and blew it against the Deccan chargers
Didn't know he played Cricket.
u are Indian ?
Against SRH too.
Obviously, bhai 
Oh right they changed name,I forgot
SRH never changed names 
I am Indian and unless I am much mistaken, tum sabh jagran kar rahe ho
KXIP did.
I mean wasn't the old Deccan chargers,now srh
English
No comments about that 😂
Bhai 11pm ko konsi jagran hoti he
Modi is best Indian PM ever
Yeah.
You guys also blew your chance against RR in 2022 Play-Offs.
Its 1:50 for me 🤯🤯🤯
Woh 11 baje baad tak chalte hain
i stayed past my bedtime 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Idk
When dhoni comes out of retirement
Sahi hai 
Y'all, we have to win this year.
Yep
West Indies are suffering their own heartbreaks 🫠
Why is chat almost ded
.
Oh right I loved this sequence,forgot to post
Ahh
Because.
Not everyone
WHAT IS DAT
We are special.
When the windows pc isn't microscopic or soft
Oh no problem
I used to watch tis when i was a kid
6 more variations and then I can finally be 1/1 ruy lopez
That one t on csgo switching ct:
I read the 1/1 HORRIBLY wrong.
What.
Order in the court
My friend owes me 50 bucks :/
Let's just say.
Towers.
This guy has been charged of assault
Order in the court
He is dangerous and has been charged with assault
wasup hru
The jury will decide his sentence
Don't dilated pupils mean that a cat is bout to attack?
dhoni got lucky by hitting a few good finishers and now everyone hails him as a god
11
anti marshall, chigorin, breyer, zaitsev, open, berlin, arkhangelsk, averbakh, classical, bird, schliemann
They banned my man qxb
Baby do you remember when fireworks at Lake Michigan
He didn't deserve it
can anyone game review my game please
that cat mad high
Wait, why?
Who dat
They first muted him,and then banned him for something he sent to Neurolink in DMS which is not in the rules
I see
They dont have the right to ban him
that's one of the last ones on my list but i'm getting there 👍
idk who qxb is
That Killua pfp guy
What did he send?
I dont even chat to pain even tho she/he is my friend 🗿
Feet
Oh ez
2 minutes for the jury to decide
WHA-
W mods for real 😧
Whose feet
What?
re
MY FEET
Random meme
Lmao
Oh hi
Bruh a person here has been charged with assault
Nah nah mods can't do anything if its done in DMS
@upbeat viper brother listen can I DM you?
can anyone game review my match please thanks 😄
Well they did to my buddy
of course you can
Is there someaone to explain me why the QID is less popular as the KID ?
and we can mod DMs if it's very grave
Well if you dont like someone dming you just block them
Don’t forget to do your lessons
e
I'm done most of it since some of the ones I named are the big variations which took much more time
like death threats, pg18 content, ..
This tbh.
Feet dont seem that grave lol
Yeah.

back read
How grave are we talking
Go in #💬〡chess-talk you ain't getting help here
Is feet even pg 18?
How can you confirm that the dms are real
6 feet deep moment
it was in self defense
I vouch that he gets unbanned. Feet isn't even that bad.
🪦 moment

;0 tf
I don't think it's the best to study this much theory but it's fun and interesting to me so I do it
The circumstances are suspicious
Thats probably not gonna happen since we have no power or rank in this servet whatsoever
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Ik, but still. It's unfair.
Seriously

Did the lad leave after getting locked out?
I'm also starting open sicilian theory which is even more deep I wonder how long that'll take
the child stole money from someone 
he can appeal
Banned.
hi
Nein? Idk
it says new..
That is tomorrow
They usually don’t ban, just a mere locked out role
is it the 1. e4 e6 2. d4 c5 thing
Idk, that's just what I've heard.
i payed that today
i am innocent in tell proven guilty 
play c6
its like a benoni
How much?
Alright that guy is guilty
Goggle it bro
lol
what
Y'all, these typos are killing me.
Bruh nothing
it was in self defense 
We have literal video proof
hi guys
Google sry lol
....
Prove it was self defence
Pov u hate typos but u still disable autocorrect:
Okay but still why hate on Caro
Self defense using excessive force is still murder 🫠
YOUR USING A DEEPFAKE
Lol
NOT WERE I LIVEEEEEE🥱
Ok we will get the video tested it will take 5 mins
Where tf do you live, Syria?
We are aware.
Insensitive and cruel comment
It's a JOKE.
Bro you say this crap then you talk badly about Serbia stuoid
Apologies if anyone is offended.
here me out deppressed people:
beating up lower rated players to feel good about myself
I wasn't even insinuating that stuff

Yo the 1500 played well
Just saying that Syria has a shitty Legislature and Executive branch.
Its not overrated, It's better than French defense cause your light squared bishop isn't blocked by pawns
Yeah sometimes
yeah he played the catalan, idk how to play against catalan but he then blundered a fork
in the u.s.a it was shorten to 933 
I missclicked twice in 1 game 
does anyone here know what notation this means
{ [%cal Gf8h7,Gc8f5,Gh7g5] }
On mobile 😭🗿
Garbanzo beans moment
Idk man I love comfortable positions,and Caro gives me that
I tried, didn't work.
Wait u play on mobile too
bruh they made great moves more flashy, literally
U like closed position's? Damn wtf
Probably because it was too late at night.
people talking about chess :
I never seen someone who likes closed position's
I don't find closed positions annoying
POV:you have two bishops
I have a toy gun 🤯
closed positions can be annoying or not
💀
Kek
From +7 to the swindle 🔥🗿
I have a real one (I think)
bruh
Playing with 4 battery lmao
Look at the Viber message friend
Hmmmmmmm en passant or mate? Guys
they really want to get people to buy diamond 💀
or win the chess.com discord friday arena
yo
I want to play in another friday arena but idk when I have the time
yeah or that
I only buy diamond when I am rich
hopefully not in the arenas i am in 
(Never)
After a lot of testing, the video was found not Deepfake
You can't be serious...
whats up guys?
hopefully not for you
Getting diamond when i get a girlfriend 🤯 (never)
OOF
They made them way to flashy on mobile lmfao
BRO THE TYPO
Autocorrect, ez.
I would def play a bongcloud these days in the arena
bongcloud is sneaky
You edited it, and still failed to correct it, so you edited it again, hmm?
I FORGOT OKAY?
A more elegant way to offer a draw ☕
Imma pray that shit was intentional.
yo
Moyai
🗿
im getting ignored k
I feel 1400 coming from a mile away
Hi.
Hello
Sup dude
Aye aye pix
Hey
how to win with using hte ruy lopez prostragtetgy
My blitz rating is also 0
The huh???
wassup
are you vibrating
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Rapid: 585 (780 peak)
Play some other opening
The blue name looks way to epic lmao
hi thealdies
not after I learn it
0 blitz rating cool
whats up?
I read thealdies wrong.
TheGambitman always strikes 🔥🗿
deferred wing gbamit
I don't think you could've asked it any worse.
what are the moves?
YES
its like old benoni
I like your gambit playing style much more chaotic but fighting and challenging
idk kyle, i would just take the point and run
Text the arbiter or watevr
cheater beater 
U gud, brudda?
No
Moiz when he decided to use stockfish of the mind 🗿
Bro turned on his brain
Why, wassup?
he played the catalan, an opening idk what to do in and i still won
Its all about the ads its scares me
🫂
i won on the board
There, there.
Just take the pawn and be annoying piece of shi and never give it back and ez win 🗿🔥
































































1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. g3 c6 5. Bg5 Nbd7 6. Bg2 dxc4 7. Qc2 b5 8. b3 Bb4+ 9. Nbd2 c3 10. Ne4 Bb7 11. O-O O-O 12. a3 Be7 13. Nxf6+ Bxf6 14. Bxf6 Qxf6 15. Qxc3 c5 16. Rfd1 Rac8 17. Ne1 Bxg2 18. Kxg2 cxd4 19. Qxd4 Qxd4 20. Rxd4 Nc5 21. b4 Nb3 22. Rad1 Nxd4 23. Rxd4 Rc3 24. Rd3 Rxd3 25. Nxd3 Rc8 26. Nc5 Rd8 27. Nb3 Rd1 28. Kf3 Rb1 29. Nd4 a6 30. Ke3 Rh1 31. h4 Ra1 32. Nc2 Rb1 33. h5 Kf8 34. Kd2 Ke7 35. Nd4 Kd6 36. f3 g6 37. hxg6 fxg6 38. Ke3 e5 39. Nc2 Kd5 40. Kf2 Kc4 41. Ne3+ Kb3 42. Ng4 Kxa3 43. Nxe5 Rxb4 44. Nd3 Rd4 45. Nc5 b4 46. Nxa6 b3
i did that, but had to give it back
WTH R WIT ADS BRO
well obviously just let me pretend i beat stockfish shhh
That's fair glad you won Mr swindler
How do people lose after cheating 🤌🤌🤌
Now that i think about it
they dont cheat entire game and think they wont be detected
Look at this game I played with him yesterday
best counter to the caro-kann
this is a true cheater beater game
Why censor the word "forked"
lmao
The bishop on my house:
honestly play c4 on move 2
Check out this #chess game: Quixotic_Psycho vs albikadriji - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81558710751
banned midgame but i had an advantage
naw move 3 better
You got more accuracy than a cheater.
Freaking legend.
His defence was too good
Unlimited bacon, but no games OR unlimited games, but no games?
@bright glade
Pardon?
Unlimited games but no games?
Yes
xd
U cant play any games except chess 🤯
It means unlimited games, but no games
I guess unlimited games but no games.
Chess is a sport, technically.
I'd choose bacon and no games
I wonder whats half of unlimited 🤔
Undefined.
And it's not unlimited, it's infinity that you can even try to half.
A little bit of milk in your water OR get checkmated in 4?
My brain is not braining.
Half unlimited duh
Anyone up for a few practice blitz matches? Im 1200 in blitz
Milk in water, won't even be noticeable.
no
Of cow milk?
lelel
I use powder milk and add water to make milk
Game doesn’t seem sus idk
Maybe he cheated in other games because you wiped stockfish
Cool, I'm taking the milk.
Powdered milk, like why-
nah it was 100% sus, i reported him during the game
IDK ITS JUST THE PHILLIPINES IDK WHY
it was sus, i could tell
COWS DON'T EXIST IN PHILLIPINES?
I ALSO DO NOT KNOW
I put powder milk in my mouth with some cereal and let my moist mouth make the milk
YES KINDA
I also played a cheater yesterday, he was 1200 and was fully challenging me, he chose to lose at the end because it would seem sus if he won against a 1700, i had accuracy of 85 and he had that of 80 and played like a 1700 💀
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???
It means
yeah it was a normal game and then his opp hanged a fork
IT MEANS THERES ONLY LITTLE COWS ON THE PH
xd
his time usage in opening was weird
which is why i reported
Constant time
WDYM LITTLE COWS? YOU MEAN CALVES?
No, physically shrunked adult cows
Check out this #chess game: RoshanChessgod vs Malumoma - https://www.chess.com/live/game/81628533285
NO I MEANT LOW NUMBER OF COWS
THEN WHY WOULD YOU SAY LITTLE COWS INSTEAD OF FEW COWS?
Cows are like clouds
I ONLY SPEK LITLE ENGLIS
i havent been on discord for a while now
THEY ONLY SPEAK FEW ENGLIS
Fair enough.
Pixel i just defeated a 2k in rated rapid I'm now high enough in Elo I face them 🗿🔥🔥🔥
ZAX?!
HE ONLY SPEK LITLE ENGLIS
I love inglis.
hola
YES WE SPEAK A LOT ENGLIS
Privet
It's been a while you been indeed.
adios
YES IT'S BEEN A WHILE FOR US. HAVE YOU BEEN!!??!
what is happening rn 
I meant how you bean 😭
@blissful tundra only speaks litle englis
BRUHHH
comrade 🫡
You guys sound like angry Russians trying to communicate.
I bean gouda. You?
No way my autocorrect changed been to bean 💀
dam
gouda. like the cheese hehee
The been cheesing in chess
how ya being
im gonna go watch the hottest chess player of all time levy rozman smell u nerds later
さようなら
Bean cheese
How often does one have to type bean to autocorrect that shit from "Been"
bees????
this is a crime against humanity!
🐝
Yesh
Ouch- i just wanted to make eye contact
💀
Yes, Blrunder.

I'm in a train station and my phone is 2 procent splendid 🗿

Hey, at least they gave you a cake.
Tis enough
Become my trainer before u phone ded
Charge it in a train.
That was me
hello zax
😭 Wdym?

hang your queen 

Become instructor or coach idk english weird before phone die
Yo guys should i 🤔
Wtf i said call not fall
Don't your trains have charging ports?
do it
My trains dont.
"wi" hw stuipidio
Some do hope i find one
Same
I'm getting very "little brother" vibes.
Okie dokie ask me in DMS later :D 🔥
IDK WHY I LAUGHED
Ayo zax uses the green social chatting app
zax be using whatsapp
Sad.
Mine even worse its facebook
i hate berlin defence
Wow, seriously? Messenger?
damn 
;-;
one time auto correct somehow corrected to "do you want to see my por-"
Pororo
for a PAWNNN
ÄÆÂÃAAAAAAA
how does that happen?
IT YELLED AT ME LAST TIME
botez gambit 
i thought botez was hanging it for nothing
IDKKKK i couldn't spell at all- as a kid
Huh.
You've been searching that a LOT for that shit to happen.
Shoot
I WAS LIKE 10
Let me consume it
Perfect circle
SEE U LATER
Autocorrect only uses those words that have been typed most frequently.
yes
Semi-perfect
Tru
it was on amino-
shadow wizard money gang
RIP bye.
I can see thw wobbles on the inner circle
and i was like 10 i didn't even know what po- was
this is funnyt
I have no other explanation than to say that your device was drunk.
lol
Its a flower ig
fr tho lmaoooo.
i miss spell stuff so munch that the auto correct on my phone is broken
TEXTING RANDOM PEOPLE
Misspell*
Much*
I ate flowers as a younger child
Lmao
IM GETTIN BANNED
point proven 🥱
Couldn't wait for them to turn into fruit?
@grim edge
SPEEDRUN COMPLETE
Only for me chesscom puzzles are laging ?
I feel dor you.
woah
They too small to become fruits
WHY ME TOO?
Keep it down seriously
london system is overrated
*underrated
These typos finna infect everyone.
nah i am just too lazy to spell right sooooo its just my dyslexic messing me up
Hey Scipio. How are you?
overrated
*rated
I never typo
My bad mb
Today was a bit busy but it's fine. How is your day?
rated rapid match
Sure you don't.

Hue
In a train rn, doing ok ig. Could be better tho.
I beg your pardon?
the new colour roles look pretty cool
you forgot the .
Legalize ke1×ke8#
Cool
Thats enough for today bye

king d2
seee ya
Bye.
i had 30 seconds left to play that entire endgame
I hate that freaking cat.
el gato
Should have waited until the last 2 seconds
Jinx is best cat
My friend messaged me that I am like a golden retriever.
Wtf does that even mean?
Jinx
Ur a dog
they called you a dog
cute cat
NOOOOOO MY ELO WENT FROM 550 TO 475
where can i send videos?
Damn, no one likes me. My friend called me a dog 🥲
:)
It is my 4th blog but yes I was in the mood to write something
He does it every night in winter and in summer he will smother you with his stomach. He literall climbs over you face and just lies down
in which channel can i send videos?
oh lordy theres 2 mods
!trusted
@brittle ginkgo With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message
Share when?
check your dms
yeah, i know, but cant i send videos in a specific channel?
too much just wayyy to much
Only with trusted role
oh :/
VS 
WHO WINS?
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Nxe4 6. Nxc6 Nxc3 7. bxc3 bxc6 8. Bf4 Bc5 9. Bd3 Qh4 10. Bg3 Qf6 11. O-O O-O 12. Qd2 d5 13. c4 Bf5 14. cxd5 cxd5 15. Bxf5 Qxf5 16. Bxc7 Rac8 17. Bg3 a5 18. Rad1 Bb4 19. Qxd5 Qxd5 20. Rxd5 Rxc2 21. Bd6 Bxd6 22. Rxd6 Rxa2 23. Rfd1 h6 24. R6d2 Rxd2 25. Rxd2 Rb8 26. Kf1 a4 27. Ra2 Ra8 28. Ke2 Kf8 29. Kd3 Ke7 30. Kc4 Kd6 31. Kb4 a3 32. Rd2+ Ke5 33. Ra2 Ke4 34. f3+ Ke3 35. h3 f5 36. Kc3 g5 37. Kc4 g4 38. fxg4 fxg4 39. hxg4 Kf4 40. Kd4 Kxg4 41. Ke4 Kg3 42. Kf5 h5 43. Kg5 h4 44. Kf5 h3 45. gxh3 Kxh3 46. Ke4 Kg3 47. Kd3 Kf3 48. Kc3 Ke3 49. Kb3 Kd3 50. Rh2 a2 51. Rxa2 Rb8+ 52. Ka3 Kc3 53. Rh2 Ra8#
btw, i got 2 brilliants and 1 great move in a row, dm me if you wanna see it
i won with 1 rook
Fr
woah
ikr
sup scip
Hi
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Should I name my next cat bubba or gump?
how we doin
How about Bagump?
d5 VS
e4
who wins?
Doing fine. U?
YES
hm
No way he tried to watch Messi playing for Inter Miami already 
football goat
The ball goat?
He ain't even playing before 21st July 
Messi the goat of playing with balls
messi and ronaldo best at manhandling them balls
zlatan is the 🦁

just had a 1hr walk. kinda refreshed lol
nice
then why r u still 1000-1199
hes the best youngster fr
Zlatan didn't retire from Football, Football retired from Zlatan 👑
why areyou 1400 and know so many openings and theory is that even good for you
sometimes, things just click
I GOT 5 BRILLIANTS

AND 4 GREATS 



ic
smash my balls
uhhh
bro is the gambit machine
I am gonna miss Zlatan play 
he knows more gambits than i know openings 💀
Do the lolli gambit
i know 20 gambits
anyone wanna see my 5 brailliant game? dm me :>
send it here
nope
stop reacting by blunders pls
i know 150 gambits
infrared if you react to a message one more time i will litterally eat your balls
do the queens gambit on move 20 
i cant still
do tennison gambit
just send the link
Damn 
edp gambit
send pls
its a mp4
dm me
@ebon jolt papa ticulat gambit say the moves
wdym
e takes d5
Do the 9mil gambit
e4 e5 nc3 nf6 bc4 nxe4
e4 e5 kd2 qf1 rg10
wdym
💯
can someone review my game
sure
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Result "1-0"]
- e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ng5 Nc6 4. d3 exd3 5. Bxd3 h6 6. Nxf7 Kxf7 7. Qh5+ Kf6
- Qg6+ Ke5 9. Bf4+ Kd5 (9... Kxf4 10. Qg3#) 10. Nc3+ Kc5 11. Be3+ Kb4 12.
Qxc6 bxc6 13. a3+ Ka5 14. b4# 1-0
e4 e6 b3 d5 bb7
please just send
g4 e5 f3 Qh4#
The what Gambit?
Do the bongcloud, but no bongcloud
dont trust everything you see on the internet
b3 only is horwitz attack but bb7 is the gambit
Papa Ticulat Gambit?
send me by dm
its a great gambit, u give up a pawn for some good position imo
Istg there are some weird names for openings.
i read papa testicular gambit
Like monkey's bum, pirc defense
heard of the monkey's bum
Pirc?
the 'frenchman's bollocks' gambit
HORNY DEFENSE LMAO
I hate the trusted role color
I have seen this.
that exists?
That's what I said
Istg...
lmao
The Flick-Knife Attack
Sure you did
Maybe I should have added the "gambit" googling for frenchman's bollocks-
No, now that's just cool to hear.
idk either
toilet and reti potato varation
its modern benoni
lmao horny defense is a real thing
the doodoo caca gambit
LETS GOOOOOOOOO IM ALSO NOW 1883 ABOUT TO REACH 1900 we peaking fr
also train had charge ports nice
Charge ur phone
d4 nf6 c4 c5 d5 e6 nc3 exd5 cxd5 d6 e4 g6 f4 @ebon jolt move order
lol why is dor and pixel lurkin
looks pretty funny to play
that name has to be made up
Cozio is my next variation to learn how to play against
i found charging ports🎉
what? no?
And Horny Defense isn't made up?
???
dor studies all possible pro openings and varations opponent: h4/h5
no?
why are you gay? who says im gay? you are gay
hi zax
white just wins in the old benoni
3... Qf6 or 3... Qe7 or 3... f6 or something
Man just solved the LGBT protests.
Corpses my man you looking extra shiny with the blue name lol
at 1300, anything can happen 
I will.get to it don't worry
I have 6 veraituons left
haha ye. hru man
my balls are shiny for some reaosn
bruh
i think the special brownies had an effect
Great i did another swindle today lmfao
😈
i missclicked twice in the same game losing many pawns and i still won lmfao
String theory
swindle?
Get a book or something
its when you win something you shouldnt be able to win, like a big comeback
guys my test is tommorow and i didnt study
quantum theory
ohh ic
Then do quantum theory
rip andrew
study the endgame and middlegame twice as much as the opening
just guess the answers
its fine maths is easy
Read mefr. Same minds
its not multiple choice
still guess
Do you have endgame or positional play books
exam gambit guess variation
Typical chess mathematician
great minds think alike 
you misspelled people 
bruv
the test has basic ass concepts
It it, but I find it interesting. Time dilation is also interesting
not even hard
gotta revive him first
yo thats my lost brother
why is it so late all of a sudden?? I just woke up 😦
There are two errors in the the title of this book
i hate ||n||el||s||o||n||
Steal his brain. Make smoothe, slurp. Become smart like einstein
Is it wrong that my brain went to Mandela?
i hate him cuz hes easy
make it a sticker lol
True.
Wait a minute,what?
lmao
why is he rated 1300 anyway i beat him and im 400 rapid
most bots dont actually live up to their rating
Man who helped us through tough times
fr
But I also immeadiately thought that reading it
i went against jimmy twice and he hung his queen both times
Fun Fact: Most Indians hate Gandhi.
i played isabel she seemed a bit better than the previous bot
he was leftist and he slept with little girls at night to fuel his ego
Fun fact: We don't learn about Nelson Mandela no more
bots are easier than humans
wow gg, thats 1800
i wanna play chess is a desert for sum reason
In order to "Practice his self-control"
wally is trash he hung a full rook when i played him
He was also a very shitty father.
i wanna play you for some reason 😏 😏
mated from the back 
💀
Daily puppy update?
lmao they programmed him badly
Y'all need to stop, it's hurting me hard 😭
How to get image perms
I hate you guys so much.
lasagna once screenshotted my "i lost it when i was 6" i was talking about my coc account
You're not funny
omg finally a perfect game
We watching a movie together waltuh hru doing friend
How did u get yours tho
Wrong. Perfect games end in draws
arf arf
perfect game for me
YOU LOST WHAT NOW?
How to get the trusted role-
hello
my clash of clans old account lol
you arent even trusted
I am fine altho i dropped 100 in rapid
i know
This is the Chess.com profile of waltherhartwellwhite. Take a look!
Name: Walter White (waltherhartwellwhite)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1087 (1208 peak)
Blitz: 928 (1016 peak)
Bullet: 715 (721 peak)
fr and guess what it wasnt even intentional
Oh, that hits me hard on a personal level.
totaly fine happens to the best of us haha, they say the harder you fall the stronger you rise !!
i can barely type because of my workout
can you do well if you just wait for your opponent to blunder ??
hit you hard?

Istg, you guys will never mature.
And don't mature, please. It's hilarious.
i mean like i finished it and my hands are trembling when i type, i wouldnt do something so stupid as to use discord during my workout
Isn't that the whole point of Chess?
Nah its the higher you climb the harder you fall. Chess.com saw I was on my way to hit 1400 and decided it was time to put me against secret GMs
w
no....
I freaking love you guys so much, y'all are the best.
not for me to say anyways
They saw you were cookin
Cook more waltuh
Fr
Hi

Hello!
Bro I got 2 assignments for 3 hours i better get started @grim edge now one game or when
ill play a 10 min game
(im 409)
I am free in 3 hours
im watching a movie with my dog waltuh😭 sure thing cya in 3 hrs
/Trust
What assignments?
rip bozo
my acc is linked on mah bio
If got to kake a vlog in german 💀
I feel you.
LOL
bad server
seems there is a bit more common sense in the 'chess-talk'
Damn


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Jesus Christ 
Yes?
XD
ok time to sleep gn
learn your endgames pix
GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
is it from The moon club?
gn or 

GM ofc
Somebody pin this shit asap.
I got 0,00 accuracy
ew why is caro kann there
got any more? Xd
Why did "Enemy of the Server" role get removed btw?
caro kann is disgusting and awful
insert hans niemen chess speaks for itself
okie
that never existed?
fr, play the sicilian
Far from the truth
caro kann is a sicilian mouse slip, remember
opposite
?
What's with the pinned message then?
dont care
it's a joke
Nah, y'all are the best.
Make it real then.

Some residing on here are definitely questionable
I think I've touched enough grass now
ok ima sleep now bye
solid doesn't cut it, you have to play aggressive
we are NOT the best
YOU ARE.
Better than me at least.
Rah
Zel refrence
How about attempting to utilize all your pieces
im like half your rating
???
maybe i should go play genshin i already won enough games lol
Engine favours the french as opposed to the said Caro kann
Not talking about chess, talking about as a person.
Nvm.
we in a chess server what did you expect
Idk, this?
sup nerds trick or yeet
yeet
yeet
yeet it is
COUNTER NERD
yeets you out the window
MY DAD AND HIS WIFE MADE ME A CUSTOM CHESSBOARD! LET'S GOOOOO!
i was 1850 yesterday bossman
id rather not
Congrats!
meanwhile the sun waiting for me to slam so hard into the surface it explodes and destroys everything:
[Event "Tobias_Koelle vs adi007bond"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023-06-27"]
[White "Tobias_Koelle"]
[Black "adi007bond"]
[Result "1-0"]
[TimeControl "180"]
[Termination "Tobias_Koelle won by resignation"]
- d4 d5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Bf4 Bf5 4. e3 e6 5. Nf3 a6 6. Ne5 h6 7. g4 Bh7 8. h4 Bb4
- Bd3 Be4 10. f3 Bxd3 11. cxd3 Nbd7 12. Kf2 Qe7 13. Rc1 Bd6 14. Qb3 b5 15. Nc6
Qf8 16. Ne2 Nb6 17. Rc2 Bxf4 18. Nxf4 Qd6 19. Ne5 Rc8 20. Rc6 Qe7 21. Rhc1 Nfd7 - Neg6 fxg6 23. Rxe6 Qxe6 24. Nxe6 Kf7 25. Nxc7 Nf6 26. Qb4 Rhd8 27. Rc3 Na4
- Rc6 Rd7 29. Qa5 Nxb2 30. Ke2 Ne8 31. Qb4 Na4 32. Ne6 Rxc6 33. Qf8+ Kxe6 34.
Qxe8+ 1-0
A ball freezing game
Yes
Not all of us are Hikaru.
w h a t
going from 1780 to 1880 this week is good enough for me ill take 100 elo in a week @grim edge
i said yeet
YEET
Pin wert now
YEEEEEEEEEEET ME
ah i see so im gonna die but the sun is waiting for me anyways
i wont yeet you wax man
I know man, i got cancer

I hear you’re the second goat…. It’s an honor to meet you master zax…
Pixelated I’m right you’re wrong 🎖️
no youre gonna yeet me so hard i slam into the sun and destroy the universe
The what-
lol
oh god, thats a deep one!



