💬〡general-off-topic

[frigid skiff]

discord user

discord can read your messages

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[frigid skiff]

what do you mean

[sacred sigil]

I DID A BRILLIAN WITH 94% I HAVE A SCREENSHOT OF A CALCULATION 9 MOVES +

[stuck kestrel]

k

[frigid skiff]

ok i skipped over half of punk hazard

[sacred sigil]

Kaykie

[stuck kestrel]

lol what

[frigid skiff]

they cant just ask you for a passport 💀

[broken portal]

cool, was it the fried liver

[stuck kestrel]

why would they want your passport

[raw frigate]

thoughts on the old sicilian?

[frigid skiff]

bro imagine minding your own buisiness and then getting an email asking for your passport

[sacred sigil]

@broken portal dms

[raw frigate]

any government id is actually fine

[broken portal]

alr

[grim edge]

ill take your passport

[stuck kestrel]

cant u just make a new account tho

[broken portal]

nice @sacred sigil

[midnight rapids]

Nope something is wrong.Aint working

[sacred sigil]

Ty

[broken portal]

tbh discord disables anyone who says they r under tos age

[stuck kestrel]

but they can lie

[frigid skiff]

yooo imagine asking a minor to show their personal information 💀 why did i agree to their terms of use

[jovial hamlet]

Can all in lithuanija

[stuck kestrel]

so if i report u u might get banned

right

[narrow trail]

can anyone game review my game pls?

[lyric latch]

link

[stuck kestrel]

[narrow trail]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81541421109?tab=review

[worn ice]

soumayamadhbouh (172) vs. GreatMariC (213)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. e3 Nf6 3. c3 g6 4. Bd2 Bg7 5. Bd3 O-O 6. Ne2 Nc6 7. O-O b6 8. Na3 Bb7 9. Nc2 Rc8 10. a3 Qd6 11. b4 a5 12. bxa5 bxa5 13. Rb1 Ba8 14. Nb4 axb4 15. cxb4 e5 16. dxe5 Qxe5 17. e4 d4 18. b5 Na7 19. Bc4 h5 20. Bb4 c5 21. Ba5 Bxe4 22. Bb6 Bxb1 23. Qxb1 Ra8 24. Qb3 Rfd8 25. Bxd8 Rxd8 26. Qa4 d3 27. Nc3 d2 28. Rd1 Nc8 29. Rxd2 Rxd2 30. Qa8 Qe1+ 31. Bf1 Qxf2+ 32. Kh1 Qxf1# 

[lyric latch]

i have my free review

[narrow trail]

dont u need it tho

[lyric latch]

nah

[stuck kestrel]

[lyric latch]

its 11:30 here

[narrow trail]

alright

[lyric latch]

so its gon reset

[stuck kestrel]

u indian?

[narrow trail]

can i dm u when i need more reviewd orr

[narrow trail]

oha lr

[lyric latch]

this might be the reason it shows error

in mine

[stuck kestrel]

I didnt read ur roles.you dont gotta lie bro

[lyric latch]

anyone up for a game? (1100 rapid)

[narrow trail]

thanks to which ever one of u did

[stuck kestrel]

i know what linux is but idk what ur talking about

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Rapid: 1958 (1958 peak)
Blitz: 1879 (1879 peak)
Bullet: 1870 (1870 peak)

[jovial hamlet]

admins can my timout one day

[worn pilot]

I'm in need to a rizz a girl I am somewhat close with, but haven't spoken to her in a year 💀 - what do I say?

[lyric latch]

i was messing with someone so i changed them haha

[narrow trail]

anyone wanna tell me how i got 70% acc 29 excellent 17 best and 1 blunder AND NO DAMN BRILLIANT

[ocean hill]

i

[last verge]

if yall aint talked in a year yall are NOT close ngl

[worn pilot]

We were

Then life happened

[lyric latch]

for a 200 rated player its decent

[grim edge]

Mobile rook sac 🗿🔥

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Žygimantas Šileikis (saderfewpro)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 950 (990 peak)
Blitz: 901 (915 peak)
Bullet: 925 (930 peak)

[raw frigate]

😭

[narrow trail]

yeah,im struggling to get 400 rapid and its so flipping hard

[worn pilot]

Now I need to rizz her back

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ump jay (greatmaric)

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Rapid: 350 (592 peak)
Blitz: 213 (323 peak)
Bullet: 387 (473 peak)

[worn pilot]

💀

[lyric latch]

you will get there!
just enjoy chess and don't take it too hard

[last verge]

depends why yall stopped talking but u can just text her all like "hey we haven't talked in a while"

[narrow trail]

im 50 off bruh 😦

[grim edge]

What's up water you pinged me anything up?

[lyric latch]

wanna play? @narrow trail

[narrow trail]

alright

[last verge]

im also 50 off

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1958 (1958 peak)
Blitz: 1879 (1879 peak)
Bullet: 1870 (1870 peak)

[cobalt beacon]

I'm playing a 1500 right now and he's playing like an actual Grandmaster, this is insane

[narrow trail]

ima lose in seconds

[grim edge]

Omg my family Played this so much when i was a kid

[lyric latch]

no

[worn pilot]

we stopped talking because me and her ex got into a big ass fight

[lyric latch]

add me @narrow trail

[narrow trail]

alr lets go,who making it

[stuck kestrel]

reading spongebob in arabic is the funniest thing

[last verge]

im assuming she was on the ex's side

[lyric latch]

dm me ur profile

[raw frigate]

was just studying sicilian variations

[worn pilot]

no actually funnily enough

[grim edge]

Hahaha Good luck fr

[last verge]

oh then just start talking to her again shouldnt b any problems

[stuck kestrel]

dragon?

[grim edge]

Imagine getting better at chess

[raw frigate]

closed lmao

[worn pilot]

But then the ex threatened the living yep out of me

And he's connected and that so I decided to stay away from her - cause I was connected too 💀

[stuck kestrel]

dragon DEEZ NUTS

sorry, i couldnt resist

[grim edge]

Skull

[worn pilot]

Idk I think it's fine to talk to her again

[astral scroll]

wow

[stuck kestrel]

i know its unfunny

[worn pilot]

I'm legit nervous idk why fr

[last verge]

prob is as long as the ex isn't crazy

[last verge]

u like a girl its normal

[grim edge]

in thia position: e10 is a great move tbh

[stuck kestrel]

she a baddie?

[raw frigate]

this is a crazy wr for a gambit @grim edge

[worn pilot]

no she's a good girl

[stuck kestrel]

pog

[grim edge]

bishop g4 wtf

[raw frigate]

maroczy gambit

[last verge]

maroczy gambit in fantasy (aka maroczy) variation

[worn pilot]

Ok I need smth short - but smth that will stay with her

[stuck kestrel]

whats up shawty

[raw frigate]

f3*

[jovial hamlet]

timot one day my please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

[stuck kestrel]

im tryna smash

[last verge]

wild

[upbeat viper]

yeah it's in the fantasy

[raw frigate]

crazy wr

[upbeat viper]

fantasy variation ❤️

[stuck kestrel]

“You can no longer message this person”

[stuck kestrel]

stop dont study caro please

[worn pilot]

She owe's me £270 🙃

[last verge]

accelerated panov

[last verge]

💀💀💀💀

[stuck kestrel]

So your her sugar daddy?

[worn pilot]

I pulled legit away from her

[old thistle]

My beloved Fantasy

[stuck kestrel]

I dont have a car.

[worn pilot]

No I pulled away from her, so I lost my money i didn't care - her safety

I want to talk to her again though

[upbeat viper]

the fact is that this is basically an improved scotch gambit

[last verge]

accelerated panov

[old thistle]

Wdym?

[queen canyon]

Simp

[raw frigate]

its a good gambit but only playable in the caro

[upbeat viper]

scotch gambit with the semi open file 🤤

[worn pilot]

"Saw you on my quick add so I wanted to slide in your dm's"

[stuck kestrel]

dont say that your gonna get blocked

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper the puzzle's worked check out what i just hit

On mobile baby dubs

[last verge]

don't do this + it shows if she's added by search or quick add or whatever

[upbeat viper]

nice

[worn pilot]

Hi just made instagram account - wanted to say hi 🙂

[old thistle]

Wrong app

[queen canyon]

This is discord

[grim edge]

SKIPPY

[old thistle]

Zax

[frigid skiff]

SCIPIOS NOT INVISIBLE???????

[old thistle]

Crazy right

[grim edge]

Ayo it's my fav karry

[upbeat viper]

@worn pilot this is not a dating server

[queen canyon]

This is not the server to deal with flirting

[stuck kestrel]

help out a homie

he has no rizz we gotta help

[upbeat viper]

just joined isn't a homie

[grim edge]

.

[fresh depot]

cheeseburger

[queen canyon]

And if I cant get girls then nobody can

[stuck kestrel]

“Hey shawty wanna smash”

on second thought dont do that

[grim edge]

What's going on 💀

[old thistle]

Villain arc starts

[queen canyon]

Bro escaped the matrix with that one

[grim edge]

https://media.tenor.com/394BkxcRStgAAAAM/buy-buy-now.gif

[queen canyon]

I am already a villain

[grim edge]

How do I start my villain arc fr

[old thistle]

Idk ask NK

[hexed pecan]

Hello people

[queen canyon]

Dont be the nicest person in the server like you are rn lol

[old thistle]

Welcome

[upbeat viper]

it's like Gon in HxH

when he trains with the lady

I don't remember the names

[hexed pecan]

Zax isn't that nice

[upbeat viper]

but

[stuck kestrel]

the kid has more rizz

[upbeat viper]

??

[queen canyon]

Whos gon

[hexed pecan]

Who is gon

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/hxh-thumbs-gon-gif-25443754

[stuck kestrel]

the dumb kid from that dumb anime

[grim edge]

Are you pixel?

[hexed pecan]

Who?

[grim edge]

HXH WAS SOOOOO AMAZING HFKSJ

[queen canyon]

Oh hxh, that anime is shit

[stuck kestrel]

hes not

[old thistle]

Doofus lurking

[chilly wharf]

from ninjago?

[hexed pecan]

I saw zax here yesterday

[upbeat viper]

the music

[clear sequoia]

asking myself the same thing. Does anyone know Gon's FIDE ID?

[cobalt beacon]

I'm literally murdering people on rapid, it's like unintentional sandbagging

[upbeat viper]

Gon is 2700 fide in chessboxing

[queen canyon]

Man the salad im eating rn sucks

[stuck kestrel]

as a person who has never watched HxH i can confirm it is garbage

[upbeat viper]

Kirua

[queen canyon]

Same lol

[hexed pecan]

From 1200 to 1573

[grim edge]

Imma be devouring salad for my gym arc this summer fr

[upbeat viper]

with his :3

[cobalt beacon]

Yeah, and I haven't lost

[upbeat viper]

smh

best family yep

:')

[stuck kestrel]

wait a minute, isnt he a minor

[hexed pecan]

Hopefully you don't get falsely banned

[upbeat viper]

he is

[grim edge]

How is sock not here when HXH gets mentioned

[stuck kestrel]

predator

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pucT5R6AV5o&list=RDpucT5R6AV5o&start_radio=1

[queen canyon]

Eat more meat and eggs to bulk up too

[stuck kestrel]

Tokyo ghoul has the best ost

[queen canyon]

You need to stop being a chess nerd and start being a man

[cobalt beacon]

That wouldn't be very cool. But like, 1200 is technically where I was. I've just had so much practice with bullet and puzzles while neglecting that time control, being falsely banned doesn't seem like a logical solution

[grim edge]

Yessir protein and then the creatine oh yeah 🗿🔥

[queen canyon]

I will never take suplements

I dont like fake muscles

[cobalt beacon]

Don't eat me pls

[stuck kestrel]

Not even gummy bears

we all love gummy bears

[hexed pecan]

Good luck. Maybe you'll be 2000 today

[grim edge]

Okie although creatine is not bad for you at all

[grim edge]

Like from hunter x hunter?

[cobalt beacon]

Maybe lol. Unlikely, but maybe

[queen canyon]

Fk gummy bears, that tastes like shit

[upbeat viper]

yep

[stuck kestrel]

arent u already 2000

[queen canyon]

I found out anyways

[cobalt beacon]

I want to grind puzzles because I'm almost at 4000 elo

[cobalt beacon]

Not in rapid, but I am in Blitz and Bullet

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[grim edge]

Send piic?

[upbeat viper]

2:08

[rose thunder]

do u just not do rapid?

[queen canyon]

Go listen to some rezero osts man

Rezero is top notch when it comes to music especially

[hard gyro]

4 mins until my best friend's birthday.

[upbeat viper]

W

kinda spoils but

[cobalt beacon]

No, I don't really have enough patience for rapid lol. But I'm slowly training my brain to adapt.

[upbeat viper]

[stuck kestrel]

ur attention span is really that low

[queen canyon]

This only furthermore proves that your best friend's birthday is in 4 minutes

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2cckDmNLMI

kick back

mama

[hard gyro]

3, actually.

[cobalt beacon]

Yep lol. But that's really benefical for bullet lol

[grim edge]

bruh the move was so good i killed my eval💀

[stuck kestrel]

thanks i really needed to know when your best friends birthday is

[grim edge]

Nice

where tf is my eval gone lol

[stuck kestrel]

Nice

[hard gyro]

I think that means it's a 0.0 advantage, i.e., equal.

[hard gyro]

No probs.

[stuck kestrel]

its forced mate bruv

[grim edge]

😭 LMAO thx

eval gave up on the position

[stuck kestrel]

ur editing is so bad damn

i can see that.

[midnight crescent]

E

[limber vine]

It should be full black instead

[grim edge]

#kaydentalented

[frigid skiff]

,

[floral patrol]

wow

[grim edge]

.

[stuck kestrel]

zax stop trying to be wholesome

[median saffron]

ふ！

[dusky rain]

Can we all take a second to listen to the best artist of our generation

[ancient pecan]

Hi

[dusky rain]

The glorious

[median saffron]

is it yeat

[dusky rain]

The wonderful

DIXIE D'AMELIO

And chug jug

[median saffron]

Damn

[dusky rain]

Nah dixie ni

No😭👎

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cute-sad-blue-hair-gif-22150012

[dusky rain]

Currently listening to depressing songs rn

[upbeat viper]

Aqua bonk

[median saffron]

how much was the bribe to say that

[dusky rain]

Lewis capaldi

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[dusky rain]

Before you go

[grim edge]

NOT THE AQUA BONK

[dusky rain]

Bonk

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-konosuba-vomit-gif-8798310

no

[dusky rain]

It's really good to listen to depressing songs on a Monday evening

[median saffron]

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

Kono subarashii sekai ni shukufuku o!

aka konosuba

[median saffron]

風味ございましたできたらいいですって言った時と

[grim edge]

Ever watched: that time i got reincarnated as a slime ?

[dusky rain]

Why does it say I just joined, I joined 2 months ago

[median saffron]

kekw

[worn ice]

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[upbeat viper]

I should try it one day

[dusky rain]

Anyone else here listens to depressing songs

[grim edge]

its very funny ngl me and headshot love it

[dusky rain]

Nah I refuse to connect

[upbeat viper]

gotta watch spy X fam

[grim edge]

anime go crazy these days

[dusky rain]

Because I'm an anticonformionist

[grim edge]

BRO I HAVENT WATCHED THAT TOO

[dusky rain]

The world is controlled by the mods

[median saffron]

it’s decent

[upbeat viper]

that's why you hate blitz

[grim edge]

@restive storm this is why you are higher rated dor

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[dusky rain]

No, now can you feel my heart popped up in my Spotify playlist

[grim edge]

cultured

[restive storm]

I barely watch it

[dusky rain]

Can you see the dark

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotori-kounotoritoken-letsgokto-lbow-gif-25558361

[dusky rain]

Can you fix the broken?

[grim edge]

gigachad spawns

[dusky rain]

Gia Chad moment

[grim edge]

same last one i watched was a month ago

[cobalt beacon]

MY HEART

[dusky rain]

Bring me te horizon are wonderful

[grim edge]

but i still be lovin anime whenever i watch it ig

[dusky rain]

Forgive me father I love you mother

[grim edge]

who said i like coffee lmao

the thing is yuck

[restive storm]

I only watch if it really interests me

[grim edge]

like oshi no ko

[queen canyon]

L, coffe is best drink

[dusky rain]

They say crows are bad omen, hmmm

[grim edge]

i like the energy boost

[queen canyon]

oshi no ko is seriously overrated

[grim edge]

when the coffee is right life is right

[queen canyon]

coffee with milk is valid

[dusky rain]

This song is sick

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-all-nice-gif-22927671

[dusky rain]

Anyone put a gigachad moment emote

[grim edge]

[restive storm]

I know for a fact that whatever anime you like there's going to be other anime fans who say your taste is trash

[dusky rain]

WAIT THEY HAVE RANK EMOTES HERE?

[violet heath]

Im stuck at 900 and its so frustrating

[dusky rain]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> a.z. (duck-with-a-top-hat)

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Rapid: 1958 (1958 peak)
Blitz: 1879 (1879 peak)
Bullet: 1870 (1870 peak)

[grim edge]

Zax

[dusky rain]

I love fm and im

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2217 (2230 peak)
Blitz: 2274 (2274 peak)
Bullet: 2273 (2273 peak)

[dusky rain]

I PRETEND TO BE I'M AND FM

Pls😭

[grim edge]

How does one become blundermaster like @upbeat viper

[grim edge]

clash of clans or clash royale

[dusky rain]

Mkpoutato (not my account)

[last verge]

zax

[dusky rain]

What if there was a tfm, trans fm

[grim edge]

gimme exactly 310 streams and 21 years

[dusky rain]

OK we are back to depressing songs

[grim edge]

Genshin impact

[last verge]

duck with a top hat

[grim edge]

Duck with a top hat

[dusky rain]

Half my playlist is Lewis capaldi

Nah nah, cc is homophobic

[grim edge]

Love it

[restive storm]

Fabiano Caruana

[grim edge]

hello chat

[dusky rain]

Why isn't there a tfm

[last verge]

no

[dusky rain]

A trans fide master

[grim edge]

fabi is so hot ngl

NM PIXEL !!!!!

[dusky rain]

I want to become a fm just to become trans later

[grim edge]

go for FM if you have a courage

[last verge]

1600 uscf

[dusky rain]

To troll

[grim edge]

ownership of the entirety of bavaria

I aim for IM in 10 years

how do i skip 10 years into future btw?

do u own bavaria?

[last verge]

still 500 elo

[grim edge]

boss ur getting there before ten years 😭

[dusky rain]

But if I become a fm and identify as my opposite gender, they have to right tfm

[restive storm]

are you guys actually gonna quit chess

[dusky rain]

Or trans woman fm

[grim edge]

never

1800 ELO IN FIVE MONTHS

[dusky rain]

2023 folks, they should think about these problems

[grim edge]

really? whats the biggest city in bavaria

[lyric latch]

might play less but I don't think so I will quit

[grim edge]

ill be that grandpa that is super good at chess out of nowhere

[restive storm]

if you don't like chess don't play it lol

[grim edge]

most rational chess player lmao

[grim edge]

FRRRRRRRRRRRR

[dusky rain]

Now there is hero by martin garrix and jvke

[grim edge]

chess is amazing

[dusky rain]

The other half is jvke

[last verge]

you need like win 70 games in a row or something

even cirrin isn't nm yet

[grim edge]

yeah i am a munch thank u for asking

[dusky rain]

Whoop whooo I know

[lyric latch]

plus professional players "quit" most of us are just playing for fun

[last verge]

oh you need to win 2 games then

[grim edge]

one of my friends just became a CM bruh i gotta start the otb shi💀

im not quitting chess unless something radical happens. ill probs be gm by age 70 but i aint quitting

[lyric latch]

AND otb chess is hard

I blunder often lol

[last verge]

one of my friends became IM a few months ago 🗿

[grim edge]

Huge W

[plain hinge]

hello

[raw frigate]

My aim is to reach CM in like 3 years lmaolmao

[grim edge]

he joined levy rank

[queen canyon]

one of my friends begame a GM (grand maggot)

[dusky rain]

I AM THAT FRIEND

[last verge]

hes SUPER strong like scary strong

[grim edge]

Best of luck cant wait to see where i am in 3 years

[last verge]

bros 200 sit down

[grim edge]

is ur dad not titled?

[dusky rain]

Bruh I'm higher rated than you

[grim edge]

me

[dusky rain]

My dad is titled

[last verge]

the IM goes to a school near mine and we've played a few times and we were on the same team for national math comp

[grim edge]

the odds of me becoming a Hardstuck IM streamer like levy are not far off since ill be a streamer

[dusky rain]

Was titled

[last verge]

do u think im 196

[grim edge]

maybe its a levy curse to be stuck at IM

[grim edge]

yo if that happens to u i want u to invite me on stream. i need a promise

[dusky rain]

GUESS WHAT ANOTHER LEWIS CAPALDI SONG

IT'S RANDOM GENERATION

[dusky rain]

Like wtf what are the chances

Now there is forget me

[grim edge]

Lmfao sure thing shakespeare

[last verge]

i mean its in my name but like idk i feel like after a while u get the vibe that im not 200

[grim edge]

[dusky rain]

Opening is best

[grim edge]

ill be on camera reciting shit in iambic pentameter just u watch

[last verge]

stop blundeirng peices first

[grim edge]

@grim edge Unity wanna rival

Uni vs Pixel is a good rivalry

[dusky rain]

On an Indian game I want to play with black because I can chose the openong

[last verge]

1k is still bad

[grim edge]

@grim edge you gon let this slide?

[dusky rain]

I'm I the only one that with black in an Indian game plays the benoni

[grim edge]

blah how do you even start playing otb?

[last verge]

decelerated panov

[grim edge]

Why quit chess smh

[dusky rain]

Like 45% of the time is benoni

[grim edge]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[last verge]

sign up for rated tournaments and go

[dusky rain]

The other 55% is benko gambit 💀

[last verge]

i mean pixel lost to a 1k

[surreal nebula]

e

[dusky rain]

Benko gambit second best opening

Best for black

Second best for black

[grim edge]

ZEL

[dusky rain]

What is your favorite opening

[grim edge]

I know lol

[last verge]

currently rated 196

[dusky rain]

MINE IS THE GLORIOUS

[grim edge]

i cant wait to reach 200 elo

[dusky rain]

Best opening

Incredible Chad

[rain depot]

best possible move here?

[dusky rain]

Wonderful

[grim edge]

it is twenty dollars

[dusky rain]

PIRC DEFENCE

[grim edge]

for a year

[dusky rain]

Oh now there is eminem and Rihanna, monster

[rain depot]

(Ive already played the game), whats the best possible move here?

[grim edge]

i thought itd be like. 200

[dusky rain]

@rain depot PLAY THE PIRC DEFENCE

[grim edge]

they know chess players are poor 😭

[rain depot]

nope

[dusky rain]

Turn on engine and don't rely on discord

[grim edge]

lmao 1500 dollars tho

[rain depot]

cmon cmon guys, find it

[neon pond]

lmfa

white's move?

[rain depot]

oh no, I already finished the game, I played the move

nope, not a bishop move

[neon pond]

it's a sac

[dusky rain]

Then don't ask if you know the answer

Bozo😭

[grim edge]

for the past 8 hrs this genshin quest will not end

[neon pond]

white to move?

[grim edge]

ima start playing otb when im like. 1500 chess.com

[rain depot]

white to move

[grim edge]

white to move!!!!!!!!

[dusky rain]

I am the best pirc defense and benko gambit player in this server

I fr can beat magnus with the benk9

[rain depot]

how can queen take b2? theres a knight there

[dusky rain]

So?

[grim edge]

hi the best pirc defense and benko gambit player in this server im whismy

[worn ice]

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[rain depot]

nope

[dusky rain]

Hi whismy

[rain depot]

oh wait, qxb2, thats black

[dusky rain]

I can and I can prove it

I don't connect for a specific reason

I am an anti conformist

[rain depot]

well @grim edge @neon pond @grim edge we have a winner

@grim edge, congrats, you got it

[neon pond]

i don't really care lol

[grim edge]

:(

[rain depot]

wut... why are the messages being deleted

[grim edge]

bast is watching u

[rain depot]

wtf

[grim edge]

.

[neon pond]

the queen doesn't have to take on b2 tho?

[rain depot]

staff abuse

[grim edge]

he doesnt even own a staff??????

[rain depot]

rb2, Qxb2, bc5

[neon pond]

why does the queen take on b2

[rain depot]

huh? you drunk? who tf are you talking about? I didnt reply/ping anyone

[hexed pecan]

Whimsy I'm your alt

[grim edge]

Hi

lucky too

[grim edge]

youre my alt

it was after the tornado 💀 @grim edge

[burnt void]

sex

[grim edge]

i need a good tornado

[neon pond]

sec

[grim edge]

are you sure?

[hexed pecan]

Oh no this 400 IQ guy again

[rain depot]

ur not capping my guy

[grim edge]

shit cover blown

[hexed pecan]

Oh no

[grim edge]

Could I get a wakeup call

[grim edge]

LOL

[burnt void]

I-i am shy

[grim edge]

😭

[grim edge]

You must be pixel no doubt

Hello chat

[hexed pecan]

No I'm whimsy

[grim edge]

I found ducky gaming

[rain depot]

pro tip: maybe dont put that into ur bio
pro tip 2: make the alt, then wait for a week or 2, then join the intended server

[grim edge]

Helo

Hmmm

Whismy

*Whimsy

[burnt void]

Guys I can free coach chess u just go b5 to c9

[grim edge]

Auto correct stupid stuff

[queen canyon]

Same thing

[grim edge]

why are there so many of me

[hexed pecan]

I don't know

this is nice

[junior granite]

im whimsy

[grim edge]

slowly but surely will make it

[queen canyon]

There are also too many alexes in the server ,im the only real one

[grim edge]

Bullet ^

[junior granite]

no i am

[grim edge]

@restive storm bruh no way

[grim edge]

🫵YOU

[hexed pecan]

no I am

[junior granite]

uwu

[grim edge]

im zax's alt

I'm sick of alts by this point

[junior granite]

wut

[grim edge]

zax is my alt

[grim edge]

🗿💀

[junior granite]

uwu cute

[grim edge]

he just looks like a normal college romanian student in bucharest

I'm so sick of alts LMAO 🗿

[restive storm]

unity shut up

[grim edge]

so.... youre sick of me 😭

[hexed pecan]

and me...

[restive storm]

lol

[grim edge]

Everyone my alt since when 🗿

[queen canyon]

Dont you dare move in the same city as me

[grim edge]

I found your brother playing a game

were all alts of everybody else. there is exactly one person here

Where is the nearest moyai

[hexed pecan]

Anitta.

[grim edge]

under there

[queen canyon]

No, i advise you to run, cause im coming for you.

[hexed pecan]

who is actually albert

[grim edge]

im anitta's alt

[grim edge]

Me

[hexed pecan]

I'm your alt

[grim edge]

hi your alt im whismy

[queen canyon]

I will make you know fear

[grim edge]

Poll #1 who is the best chess youtuber

[hexed pecan]

We scared him

[grim edge]

ben finegold ^^^^^

[hexed pecan]

He gone now

[queen canyon]

Bet, ill be searching the entire city

[grim edge]

eric rosen is hot

[grim edge]

daniel naroditsky or alex banzea, maybe even hanging pawns top 3 of mine imo

just because i like to learn

Bros I am not kidding,I heard somewhere Putin is gonna give a speach about nuclear war tonight, I am scared

I caught someone using ENGINE

Where do j report them

[hexed pecan]

What is it

[grim edge]

my reaction is skull

[grim edge]

Add me ill redirect you to a group chat with mods

[grim edge]

pray to baphonet the cheater will get struck down in holy fire

nah im jp report them on cc

[hexed pecan]

your location

[grim edge]

They are cheating in discord activity

just click on their name and report for cheating

[restive storm]

my honest reaction

[grim edge]

"you mean the voice changer"

ohhhhhhhh yeah then just dm mods

[grim edge]

whats the best pizza place?

[sterile tusk]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/81535470997 I won this whole Game Just by a strong Opening, learning all lines in one single opening is kinda op

[grim edge]

They ain't in the server

[hexed pecan]

Just DM it

[grim edge]

duck face reveal

[grim edge]

then report them in the game like i already said

[queen canyon]

Who tf is that guy

[grim edge]

@grim edge what If someone use engine in chess .com how to catch them

[hexed pecan]

It's Wilbur soot

[grim edge]

hes so silly

[queen canyon]

Im gonna find him as well and bring him down with you

[grim edge]

look at the accuracy and their previous games then decide if they are suspicious enough for a report

[grim edge]

i know im trollin

bit silly

[grim edge]

cheaters usually take 2 seconds (by using a bot) or 5+ seconds to find the best move since they have to switch tabs and stuff

why does he take pictures with the most godawful lighting

[grim edge]

thats what happens when you see the original pic man people dont edit it

[hexed pecan]

Tru

[grim edge]

its only the hair

[grim edge]

Can an engine move and a 2000+ elo chess player move be same

Bro it's just a guy who plays minecraft

[hexed pecan]

No

[grim edge]

Settle your horses

🤚🤚🦵👨

He can smd

[grim edge]

if its the "best move" then of course, any elo can have a "engine move"

[hexed pecan]

...

I'm out

[grim edge]

hehe

noooo my alt

He can, it's in his ability too, I'm not say8ng he should tho

hehe

[hexed pecan]

Wait where is the leave server button

[grim edge]

but this doesnt prove anyone is cheating unless they find the best move everytime, or are winning and decide to just give u the win (to make themself not look suspicious)

[hexed pecan]

I can't find it

[grim edge]

Also can a 1900 player take more than 1 min to make their move 💀

[grim edge]

[hexed pecan]

How to leave

[grim edge]

@grim edge it means. hands

hands knee

Click on the three dots or the gear

And scroll down

[grim edge]

yes, thinking is a part of chess, it depends on the position, if they are in a hard endgame which is a draw and they dont want to mess up, of course

even GMs think

i never think in chess I'm radically underrated rn so i can just move

[grim edge]

Send me some intense good chess match videos. link

[thick horizon]

beans but a chess peice

[grim edge]

im at 872 elo rn up from 790 yesterday

[grim edge]

id suggest watching daniel naroditskys theory speedruns, hes on an alt at 2000+ and is thinking (not playing any titled player)

[raw frigate]

Double pawn sac scotch

[grim edge]

Thanks

[grim edge]

np brother

danish is a fun gambit tbh

you can be so aggressive

[raw frigate]

Its not danish u dum dum

[grim edge]

im an 870 i can afford it

[raw frigate]

💀

[grim edge]

the games he plays are intense, he also lets his twitch chat "play" by asking them what the move is (when he knows it) even after or in the game

unity whats ur fav gambit

Yall like women?

yea

[raw frigate]

Yeah im straight

[grim edge]

lmao

[grim edge]

hi straight im whismy

I like women

no he just likes everyone are you racsist

[raw frigate]

[grim edge]

"i like all ppl" wdym it says it right there

u like everyone im not saying youre a ho

@grim edge YOU. BLUNDER YOUR QUEEN

Ask her to send me her question paper

Human*

Oh cool
Ask her to send me her ques paper

[restive storm]

33 chapters in my lichess study done

[grim edge]

somebody jnspire me to do my hw

[grim edge]

What's your hw about?

hi not racist im whismy

[grim edge]

clamculus

The exam sheet which contains questions?

if u dont work ill kill you

im asking that duck

[grim edge]

Integ or diff?

[grim edge]

just diff.. ez stuff i.just dont wanna

Because I like to see what's the standard all over the world

get off discord first

[hexed pecan]

Watch YouTube

[grim edge]

lol. lmao

[grim edge]

Bruh just start doing it...diff is ez af bro

[grim edge]

ik i just dont wanna

Bro you play chess-

do you guys talk indms

does he dm you everytime hes on ❔ if no then idk

[hexed pecan]

Prove

[grim edge]

Get up or I fkin take your property

ok chat im doing hw goodbye

Proof

goodbye whimsy

[grim edge]

yussir 🫡

[grim edge]

🌊

[merry gate]

[peak gull]

is using game database in a live game cheating?

[grim edge]

mid, backgammon better

[charred surge]

Today I am happy

[grim edge]

yeah of course

dog better

ill explain why

[spiral badger]

I eat cats with my hands too

[grim edge]

dogs can't climb tree

when theyre a baby, theyre cute, as any other baby animal there is, but when they grow up, most of them can be able to protect you, overtaking that nonsensical "cats can climb a tree", for what can they climb for? getting chased by a rat? foolish, therefore i say that dogs are better, cats are like the "queen" which you make jokes for as the jokester and give her grapes when she asks.

Bro this bug attacking me fr

It's been fkin flying around my bed for 1hr

Dogs aren't cats kay

sure, but truly dogs are better, the cuteness doesnt matter since all animals are cute

I have seen dogs and I've seen cats
Cats are useless

Dogs serve a purpose

[grim edge]

read what i said

[spiral badger]

Then how do you explain this

[grim edge]

Simple
Cats are fluffy

[grim edge]

damn

[grim edge]

how the hell do you get this what

[spiral badger]

Insights

[midnight rapids]

Whats this app

[grim edge]

is it like a premium thing?

[spiral badger]

Yes

[midnight rapids]

Dayum

We all usin cheese.com then

[grim edge]

its on chess.com

[old thistle]

Guess the eval (white to move)

[grim edge]

thats crazy tho thats useful af

[spiral badger]

I’ve done 3 free trials on the same account

[grim edge]

what how

DUDEEE i shouldve accepted the free trial

[old thistle]

Lol

[grim edge]

whats it do

[grim edge]

Rg7

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055467061867974716/1122969118346330222/5f4761716795c96b3b995e60db717f2e.png

[old thistle]

[old thistle]

Impressive

[grim edge]

nah man on the Z axis

[grim edge]

fatass

[dry breach]

take all their pieces

[grim edge]

take control of the center deevlop your pieces quick tehse are the 2 chess principles in chat that matter the most at lower elo or just starting (in my opinion) how the pieces move? idk ask google you fatty

Yo

@viral epoch where are you now

where is the pawn located

on what file

[grim edge]

which bishop.

[wispy spindle]

WHAT DID HE DO

[grim edge]

right right im stupid

[wispy spindle]

grey square bishop

[grim edge]

scipio scipis scipit scipimus scipitis scipiunt

it deoends on the position

No

[latent pebble]

Your tweets are irrelephant!

[grim edge]

So you ask a 1000? im not tryna get beaten dude

Goodluck with that

Im about 999

[shut shadow]

it's barely been a day and 1st place already has more trophies than I did in a week and a half to advance

[grim edge]

I can coachyou until you reach elo 600 and then you need a better coach

[wispy spindle]

lololoo

what about it

ok

[grim edge]

Id charge 15$ an hour 2 hours a day

[wispy spindle]

to reach 600?

[grim edge]

Yeah

Good deal?

No bro 15$ is enough

[wispy spindle]

ill charge $14 an hour for 3 hours a day to reach 700 then

[grim edge]

im joking brah just like pixelated was

[wispy spindle]

im a coach tbh

[grim edge]

5$ Final price

[wispy spindle]

play my genius openings to win for free

[grim edge]

Ok 2.50 every 15 minuted

[mighty remnant]

anyone else agree these are annoying

[outer heath]

let 2^x = y and continue

[grim edge]

How the hell am i gonna make money hello?

[mighty remnant]

yeah that also works

[grim edge]

Ok one day free trial

[mighty remnant]

you can also just make the bases all 4

[grim edge]

But youll have to give me 50 cents to prove that you havemoney ill give them back

[wispy spindle]

it’s easy brother

[mighty remnant]

it is easy but it's annoying

[grim edge]

Thats how a free trial works dude

[wispy spindle]

then it’s not easy

[mighty remnant]

oof
me just preparing for hs lol

[grim edge]

Man f you

[wispy spindle]

but it is easy

[mighty remnant]

so if i say chess is annoying it means it is not easy?

[grim edge]

why is it taking a million years to math blitz in chesscom

Ohh so you dont have 50 cents?

Im not zax.

[wispy spindle]

how did he place a green 3 on a yellow 9

[grim edge]

Im asking for 50 cents that youll have to prove you have

[mighty remnant]

yeah....

just very annoying

[grim edge]

Thats how a free trial works

F you

[wispy spindle]

jajaja

[grim edge]

You wasted my goddamn 5 minutes which i couldve coached someone else in

[wispy spindle]

cringe

[wispy spindle]

LOL

[grim edge]

[fleet scroll]

no u

[wispy spindle]

Zent from a pc

Pc pc pc imagine owning pc

[torn rune]

uwu

[wispy spindle]

yepp

[keen parrot]

ip grabber smh

[grim edge]

😢why the hell am i seeing two IMs on my screen

[mighty remnant]

guys who wants to get mizuki'd

[wispy spindle]

tiktok is ip grabber ngl

[grim edge]

One is on the right and one is on the left why are they mirrored

[pastel plover]

Sigma 🔥🔥

[pastel plover]

Only Russians will understand 💀

[grim edge]

what

[mighty remnant]

yeah...
i already solved that minutes ago .-.
x = 1/5

[pastel plover]

?

[grim edge]

damn bro... @grim edge

[pastel plover]

Што нет?

[grim edge]

||2.2.2.2.2.2||

😢doxxed man

[mighty remnant]

i'm trying to go through all of alg 2 in like 2 weeks or something hehe

[fleet scroll]

your IP is 127.0.0.1

[grim edge]

what do you guys think about IM Alex Banzea

[pastel plover]

Why y'all scared of your ip getting grabbed

[mighty remnant]

idk who that is sob

[fleet scroll]

whoosh

[pastel plover]

Like I need friend bro 💀

[grim edge]

romanian IM, his videos are pretty good for lower elo and intermediate

levy approved of him but who tf cares about levys opinion

[mighty remnant]

i heard about him but idk

levy sob

[narrow trail]

can anyone review my game please,for a cookie 😄

[grim edge]

im glad levy brought chess onto youtube though

ofc there was chess content but he made it popular

This chat keeps adding new faces everyday

I always see someone new here

[echo niche]

you talkin bout me?

[grim edge]

i thought that was danya

Bruh literally new face just came to chat

[echo niche]

xD

[warped quest]

Yo

[hexed pecan]

Anyone coach?

[mighty remnant]

ooh good luck

[wispy spindle]

@grim edge

[echo niche]

Good luck finding a good free coach xD

[hexed pecan]

For free

Yeah

[potent merlin]

Your friend

[narrow trail]

can anyone review my game please,and @hexed pecan there are some people here who will be willing to teach what they know,but there arnt REAL coches who do it for free,im assumming

[grim edge]

Markus is good guy he will give me free coaching (hopefully he sees this)

[wind vector]

i wish people coached for free. No titled players coach for free prob

[wispy spindle]

go to #1039985912613969942 and learn to find plans

[warped quest]

You don’t really need a coach 😅

[hexed pecan]

Not any serious coaching just some helping

[grim edge]

Just watch YouTube

[warped quest]

Unless ur really stuck

[wispy spindle]

what’s your rating btw 😅

[grim edge]

Danya teaches for free

[hexed pecan]

I can prove I'm worthdy

Worthy

[wispy spindle]

naroditsky brother

watch any “climb to 2xxx” video

[wind vector]

I’m 90% sure I watched all the relevant YouTube content for my level when I was bored in summer vacation last year

[narrow trail]

oh,okay dm my friend @grim edge he can help,hes the best ik, @spiral badger hes pretty good too

[hexed pecan]

1900

[warped quest]

Lower than yours but surely Game Reviews on the app or YouTube are as good as coaching right ?

[wispy spindle]

no 😅

[warped quest]

It’s not as personalised ig

[blazing ore]

anarchy chess

[warped quest]

How so

[wispy spindle]

game review is a net negative on chess growth

[warped quest]

In what way

Game review is helpful if it’s repeated a lot in matches

[wind vector]

when’s first lesson ig

[wispy spindle]

doing your own annotations of your game is 10x better and game review usually makes people not do their own annotations before turning on engine

[wind vector]

the graph is cancer I literally switched to l*chess because of it

[blazing ore]

wtf

[warped quest]

Yeah but that’s just based on the person

That’s just lazy

[wispy spindle]

wtf does that even mean

[warped quest]

That the person you’re describing is stupid

[wispy spindle]

do you even know how to do annotations of your game

[warped quest]

I’m talking about the second part you’re saying that someone would use it as a primary method instead of just a tool

[wind vector]

wait bishops go backwards????? Thank you for this life changing advice

[hexed pecan]

Debatable

[wispy spindle]

unless ur doing annotations, game review is your primary method of analyzing a game

[potent merlin]

Who teaches him?

[wispy spindle]

bill

[hexed pecan]

Wdym how to learn zax?

[warped quest]

But I find it useful in testing other moves I don’t just spam best move so it helps me 😅

[grim edge]

Lowest is 0.25 cents every 15 minutes (2 hours of coaching)

[wispy spindle]

hmmmm

bro working for $1/hour

[hexed pecan]

I don't think he does

[wind vector]

chad

[hexed pecan]

I mean, yes he does

[potent merlin]

Do you often use translate?

[hexed pecan]

But zax isn't that great

[split violet]

can anyone help teach the the different variations of The Alekhine's O'Sullivan gamit

[wispy spindle]

stockfish

[potent merlin]

Wow that's dedication

[split violet]

how do you use on mobile?

[hexed pecan]

No not really... The gambit is kind dubious if they don't get themselves queen forked

[wispy spindle]

lichess analysis

[grim edge]

I took the guys advice, im only 999

[split violet]

tyy

[potent merlin]

And how often do you use translate on others' messages?

[hexed pecan]

If you wanna defend against it just watch out for qa4/5+ ideas

[split violet]

but it's fun and my elo ppl often fall for it

what is the best openings to learn then

[hexed pecan]

You don't speak English?

[potent merlin]

I tried to use translate in a Polish server a few times but it was hell

[warped quest]

@wispy spindle how long have you been playing chess

[potent merlin]

At least ppl were understanding 🙂

[wispy spindle]

3 yrs

[hexed pecan]

Wow, you are very dedicated. What is your home language?

[warped quest]

That’s pretty low right

[hexed pecan]

Very nice

[warped quest]

For your rating

[wispy spindle]

idk

[potent merlin]

I'll just say I would have never guessed. The technology has gone pretty far

[hexed pecan]

Well how good are you?

[warped quest]

Not very

[floral patrol]

1 day left till trusted!

[hexed pecan]

@grim edge iv never played against you

[warped quest]

1500 in 3 months of consistent playing

[hexed pecan]

How about a game?

[grim edge]

yeah 2000 is pretty low for 3 years (100%)

[warped quest]

No I meant the opposite

I meant the time is low for the rating

[grim edge]

ohhhhh

[hexed pecan]

I got to 2k in one year so idk

[grim edge]

that makes more sense i didnt mean to clown you

[warped quest]

It’s fine I do that myself

[burnt void]

Good anime plz

[split violet]

what's best Lines to learn for new players?

[hexed pecan]

Mhm, but I don't play much anymore

[potent merlin]

Those that are in endgames

[grim edge]

it depends on people tbh, some learn fast some dont, some are naturally born with that skill some arent etc. if someone is stuck at a rating and stuff

[warped quest]

Openings or what

[split violet]

what do you mean

yeah I meant openings sorry

[potent merlin]

Don't learn openings

[split violet]

what's difference between openings and lines?

[potent merlin]

Learn how to win a rook and pawn endgame

[warped quest]

I used and still use Italian Game only but I only know a few lines and Evans Gambit I don’t go into the lines

[split violet]

why not?

[potent merlin]

Russia

:/

I know

[grim edge]

dont focus on openings until 1200+, id say have a look at the KID caro-kann and the italian, maybe the pirc, at that range still dont focus on openings mostly, focus on opening principles and middle game + endgame, this is advice ive been given before so im spreading it

[warped quest]

Yeah endgames are most important that’s always the shared opinion when I watched chess beginner tips

[potent merlin]

To an extent every adult russian is to blame for what's happening. Though I don't wanna get too political

[hexed pecan]

I disagree with that point

[potent merlin]

8 mods/Admins online💀

[hexed pecan]

Studying openings gives you a lot of opportunities

[real wharf]

ah yes, brethren of ads

[split violet]

are we able to play a game and u can tell me which parts in particular to focus on?

[hexed pecan]

If you study openings then you instantly gain a large sum of rating

[potent merlin]

I play an offbeat line and you're done

You can't learn everything

[hexed pecan]

I think I have played you before

[potent merlin]

No idea

[hexed pecan]

If it's offbeat then I can punish it

[grim edge]

at a lower elo, and also just starting?i wouldnt think so, like i said 1200+ is the best to start thinking about openings

[hexed pecan]

Learning openings was the reason my rating skyrocketed

[normal hatch]

Play englund until 2000+

[potent merlin]

If you're better than me then you'd win anyway, if you're under 1000 elo with a ton of opening knowledge then I doubt it

[hexed pecan]

You are prends right?

[normal hatch]

Oh. Yeah, how yk?

[hexed pecan]

Yeah I don't like you anymore because I got flagged in the arena up a rook

[normal hatch]

💀

[grim edge]

ive gotten to 1200 without learning openings (like actually learning), sure you can look at the main moves of the opening, but thats about it, it worked for me, its advice ive been given so

[split violet]

or will anyone be able to play me and give me a couple tips ?

[potent merlin]

Are you someone who got banned from here💀

[normal hatch]

It iz what it iz

[grim edge]

but hey you should take any advice into consideration what may work for someone might not work for you

[grim edge]

ask someone with higher elo, i cant really help

[viral epoch]

I'm at home, pwease come visit

[split violet]

you have a higher elo than me so you can still give me help, but if you don't want them no worries :)

[viral epoch]

How are you papa papi

Heyu Kayden my 2nd favorite this user hates the trusted role color