#💬〡general-off-topic
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Cpr to a man
my modern killer fr
Don’t question it just stab urself with a knife
my fav GM
Fax
I did a few years ago
hows everyone
I more of a Larsen and Italian nerd
Das not good
Rook a3 🎶
huh
I couldn’t sleep for 2 hours last night cos mosquitoes being stupid
huh
im 1880
smh asian
idk just woke up and won a game
i was 1780 last week bruh
How does it feel to lose to someone lower rated than u
Keep grinding
i lost a game bruh
Just stating my openings 🙂
I'm 1770 now, I gotta learn and grind
I literal have that blue light mosquito killer thing and it’s not doing shit
Rook b1 makes a move that makes no sense 🎶🎶
imma go nom nom a sandwich prob more games later
I believe in you friend
This is why ur shit
Kayden 2k when
no
I vouch
U need to go to an asylum
LLLL
I always lose to 1200s
And yet u still lose
Im more interested in you reaching 2k😠
Elo?
@grim edge i wanna adopt you one day
So if u were to go to an unrated otb tournament u would lose all ur games?
chess speaks for itself
I can adopt you TODAY
U can alrdy do it
That’s a waste of money
He is half your rating so he probably sandbags
Unity for sure
🔫
OwO
probably duck then
Unity for sure
Y’all are making me wanna K myself
Unity for sure
UwU im not Uwunity
ok your unity
he's not me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
everybody here is an alt of everybody else except me
nothing
Yeah ur he/they cos ull never be him
owo :3
whats up
@grim edge @grim edge @grim edge ALL of you are the same person in disguise
ITS MONDAY AND I HAVENT RECEIVED MY PREM
waiut what
shshshshsh dont tell
im so different bruh🫠
Nah ur the same
no you are awesome as you are
U just tryna hide ur desires
OwO
Magnus vs Beth Harmon, prep time until she peaks; who wins?
inscrutable instinct
Incognito
Im just everywhere innit
stockfish 14 for sure
Yes that’s zax
Bruh people say shiro beats stockfish 💀💀💀
LOL
im a zax alt aswell
they just say it
were all zax alts
こんにちは
@grim edge check this out zax
このサーバーは日本語対応ですか?
dont ping me zax
Approved by Gary Kasparov
bruh im your alt i do as i please
👍
Server mod is Zax alt hence I will ping mods
Zax locked out when?
Anitta is my alt
i confirm
Benoni is cracked
lol
Yes
zax lore
London players shake in their boots when fighting Benoni
Zax hypothetically if I killed u what would happen to ur alts
im in your walls you cant kill me
Oh yeah @grim edge is my walls
Hence ur in duck
You will reach 2k feet in the air on your way to heaven
🔫
itd be hysterical if one of us were anitta
To be considered 2k u should be 2k in all time controls
mosquitoes have evolved
have you tried those black spiral things that you light on fire? it works pretty well
@grim edge ARE YOU ANITTA????????
ok ill delete my account since im never touching bullet
I read that as light myself on fire sounds good
me with all my allts
Guys, we can tell who Anita is by discussing politics
Zax spiderman
i mean.. its the smoke that scares them away. plus you wont get bitten by them ever again so sure
She hates politics
hi unity, bye pixel
Everyone say something about trump
night lol
Trumpet
across the zax-verse
walls
This is so stupid😭
never seen somebody be so blatant about this lmao
Im a border hopper
Trumpette
@grim edge should i sleep zax?
I think I got this in the bag
im going to vomit 
Where tf are u
I PLAY THE TRUMPET 🎺 🎺 🎺
probably too much zax to handle
im sick
YEEHAW PARDNER
Alright Gn Zax
australians smh
hi sick im whismy
How do u have more stuff than in a tropical countr
Gn
nah you are in australia
you cant handle the cold?
What dat
you dont wanna know
yessir
youre one of two people in this server id bet on doing this lmao
Why
warm? obv
Is that light theme?
i was sparring yesterday and now i got an ugly bruise 
class-ified
Sparring with a sword
thats.. not sparring
Why is it white
no :)
The side with the white
BECAUSE I NEED TO FILM IT
The box
DUH
i got a belt promotion 
Anyway I have handball tryouts tmrw can’t wait to fall down 
if i tell it changes the result we gotta wait and see
Oh okay
What belt
oo have fun
🔫🟰💀
blue
yes. those fish will rue the day
Hello people 🤗
hi
not now but ok
hampter nooooooo 😭
Handball is ball with hand
I beat a 1000 today
emotional support bed 
what color r the thigh highs
striped pink and white im calling it
It’s an actual goal to throw in
What is a futsal
!welcome
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oh still works
i beat a 950 when i was 750
now im 862 elo cause im on a NINE GAME WIN STREAK WOO
Good job
I drawed a 2900 at 2000 beat that
I will hop on my 861 elo alt and take ur rating
will do lol
unbelievably unfair
...they were cheating and flagged
lmao
Duck did u know unity was gay btw
he is?
Trust
A wins a win
Let's be nice to unity 🙂
cough
unity's a straight that likes gay men?
https://www.chess.com/variants/custom/game/51001948 why is royal knight chess actually fun?
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las do you take any form of martial arts?
Let's be nice 🙂
kinda an oxymoron dont u think
In primary I used to do takewondo but doctor said my shoulder was dislocated slighty or something so I stopped
this is shithead behaviour
its hilarious goofy behavior actually
no sympathy for sandbaggers
is your shoulder okay now? 
Gotta respect that
I thought you were gay. everybody thinks youre gay
I have no idea I can play pretty much any sport but I never followed up
Yk?
unity why do you think i have this pride pawn role
hahahahaahahah thats the ENTIRE chat broski
Thanks mod
las you should continue taekwondo 
guys i got to 2304 puzzle rating today
What’s ur exact rating
its my peak
unity youve been forcefully gayed
It doesn’t seem fun
Let's be nice to unity 🙂
karate
playing ainst this dude tripled up his pawns
no :)
Who?
I still prefer stuff like team games
?
1160 something rn
how am i 2300 in puzzles but 800 rapid
Ok I’ll hop on my 1160 something rated alt
karate is sort of a team sport
ur fate has been decided
Awh not Daniel
noooo daniel
Feel bad for Daniel
this guys is openly admitting to having multiple fraudulent accounts, someone call the police
LOL
Ok I’ll hop on my police alt and ban myself
Ahahhaa
Dennis more like grand slam
moooo
vladimir illyanov ivanovich
Don't know what that is
i need help
Peanut butter
If I coat peanuts in butter to they become peanut butter
And I also coat them in jam
what about a butterfly
It’s a fly with butter
meow
Slam
nice shrimp dumbass
u have twitter???? why
Eye of the tiger
duck get tf off that platform
I HAD SUCH A GOOD ATACK
how do i get rid of a headache
AND I MISCLIACKED MY HORSEW BACK TO ITS STARTINF SQUARE
By hoping it goes away
ihysm
Modern problems require modern solutions
ustg un igba due]
Hope
ingenius
I have a twitter account I forgot my user
loser
Cow
are you a girl?
this is how my game started: 1. d3 d5 2. d4 😭
No
guys lasagna's a girl
One lasagna
Lose
i kinda havent used discord in a while

It’s cars that’s what it is
nice bio
I might get banned for this but
I want black men to be free 👴🏿
I want black men to be free 👴🏻
oh no
dude this is all from 2022..
i want the shirt
What
cringe
goes hard
That’s half the chat gone
who is that
Pls lose
ah
i cant help that my opponent is a moron
who has portal 2
me
WILBUR

hes. a. loser.
yeah hes a loser
WILBURS A LOSER
Yeah he’s a loser (I have no idea who that is)
y u so mean bro
thats you
Hello chat
dude its a fking joke mate
🐈🇫🇷
ok
Ur bad
hi grimss
🇫🇷
youre worse smh
Hello
hm. still a loser
Green
hi bast
capybaras are so weird
hi
its the uk
green what ?
@sleek zealot good games bro!
The French flag is green black and yellow
oh
i still dont know wtf a section leader is!!!!
u can have a cat and still be a loser
The kitty is the only non loser there
loser
who's that
because they like to go in hot springs. and they look like giant guinea pigs LOL But I like them.
police lineup police lineup police lineup
duck why do u have a crush on wilbur soot 😭
wilbur soot
oké
John f Kennedy
thanks
i mean
those are the most popular capybara vids on the internet ma dude
wilbur looks fine but he looks 
if he werent wilbur soot id have a crush lowkey
gg
loser
hahahhahaha
quack
hii
oh no not another one
miku
omg rock

bast r u a geologist
nah
I'm a sturgeon
Dr Han
the fish?

th is a sturgeon

youre bast
ikr
I am a loser
bast
whats one thing youre scared of
hmm
a phobia


so like
uh how detailed u want me to go? i got some wildly bad fears
name em
but a lot r improbabe
?
drink more water
oh i forgot 
if u want sci fi u got tortured in a computer. otherwise never seeing another person again ever, living until the stars go out, and drinking ants out of a juice box
im scared of balloons
i once drunk ants out of a juice box
I'm here 
deadly afraid of balloons
im alright with it
tryptophobia? how about scared of BEE HIVES lmao
I'm scared off
🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️
🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️
🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️
🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️
it just disgusting for me
Heights
not itchy or scary
i swam in the ocean with a fresh cut on my foot yesterday 
eq
the fact with the online trypophobia examples is that they are made to be scary

EW
i have globophobia 
Wtf was that
wuzzat
i feel like an idiot
no i just dont know it
so imo if you're scared of those pictures it's not trypophobia
but just common sense
im destroying this guy in chess btw. +9 material and i just forced him go give me his queen

yay
kekw
TEN GAME WIN STREAK

what are yall doin
thinking
randomly boosting this server so my streak doesnt end

boosting addiction
oof
i need that streak bro!!
+16 MATERIAL HA
👀
this bro is SCREWED
thinking about ?
meoow
imagine u scholars mated a 1300 elo
its weird
loser
wot
ahaha
how much was the accuracy?
Someone’s down bad
ooo. once i got 89.5 in accuracy. and for some reason one move i did was an inaccuracy, but that move i did helped me do a 10-move checkmate
I really hope this one counts for insights (it probably doesn’t)
well that's good
ALRIGHT BOYS WE GOT THIS. 10 GAMES IN A ROW WON AND 872 ELO

ive gained 70 elo today omfg
nah only few brilliant moves count towards insights (i have gotten 7+ total brilliants but my insights only say 4 (and yes it is set for all time)
i did a situation similar to this, but with a knight, and i just got great move. you are premium though, so the engine is twice as stronger
duck
gay
still in stage 1
water makes me itchy
now stage 2, bargaining
Tf u mean he’s gay
@grim edge do i go for game eleven? or do i quit while im ahead
my elo gain is a vertical line rn
im gonna be zaxs elo soon mark my words
its a good one
That’s hilarious
stage 1: denial
So that means ur the other type of gay
youve also seen that anime?
Pixel no one likes u
real
thank u sm lol. youre ^^^^^^^^^^^ jsyk
what is CC
Yeah u do cos ur gay
chess com
Spoiler alert: it did not count towards insights
yes. it's good.
If he said he hated u would u think the same
captions closed
you code on VS?
hi bast
hru
oh
it isn’t lag there are brilliant moves I have made weeks ago and my insights only says 4 still
you code on vs?
Hohohohoho
SANTA
im playing the kieseritzky variation of the center game as black rn 😭
im on pycharm currently
It’s Christmas now
it was rated
WAIT SHARE ME NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION

can't do that lmao
All fots are npcs
beautifale!
GIMME THAT NETFLIX. I NEED TO WATCH MY BLACK MIRROR
Hi I am back
NOOOOOO 
u npc
Yes
hi
Hru?
python brrrrr
idk hbu
yum
I am good what are u doing ?
https://www.chess.com/variants/custom/game/51003005 someone analyze this game lol
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thinking
guys praise my pawn move
about ur crush ?
I wonder how ran lost fots

this guy is trying and failing to trap me
no. i dont have one
i dont get it
Apparently
@wispy spindle don't
bro thats not a real ip
Yes nothing wrong with that
@wispy spindle oh no i'm so scared
........
I actually don't know that I have crush on a girl or not bcz sometimes I love her sometimes I ignore her
idc, don't joke with it
i was just 825 elo now im 767
How old are u
this song ^^^^^^^^
then thats just not love
uuh
ok let me explain
15
i have done great moves before. today, i checked the king with a knight, the only thing that could stop the knight was the queen, so i used my queen to take down the other queen, since it was close
a5 stops Kb6
Fair enough
mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you look like youd listen to will wood. have you listened to will wood?
so then I zugzwang them into moving their king from defending the c-pawn
yeah but 
Ever checkmated a Wildebeest?
bingo. suburbia overture ^^^^^^^^^^^
so then I get a passed pawn while the rest of the position is closed
so then I win
what
I loved her so much she likes someone else so I am confused and I am at my puberty age so I change my mind quickly bccz of hormonal changes
why in unity tho'
She likes someone else?
just give it time
youll find someone
the kings were replaced with a piece that moves like a knight and a camel
HOW DOES A CAMEL MOVE
learn C
a 3-1 knight
C = opti
(basically a knight with longer jumps) 3-1, instead of 2-1
fun fact
yeah she likes a guy who is my class but Ig he is not interested in her
my hair are long af
I'll probably lose it all one day
but 
too lazy to get a haircut anyway
bro u are behind that albert shit?
wot

Idk why I have this
your pieces are too large
Be alpha let girls come to u instead of u going to them fr
DUDE CICADA DAYS GOES SO HARD
6969
bye
I was going to her then she started ignoring me and now she talks to me daily.
no
bye v
Dam
How can I play stockfish
chess playlist
be worthy
Ew 🤮
Lishit I mean lichess
Whomp whomp
My music taste is better than everyone
Is that the kfc guy?
Rizz is a skill issue
Guys what do u think How many hours will u listen till december in Spotify
Last year I used to listen songs on youtube
and I only got 486 mins by using 1 month of spotify
😦😦😦
That’s not much of a flex dude 💀

Is it me or did crazyhouse disappear from variants
Guys anyone who don't speak hindi/urdu here ?
Chess com?
I speak whomp whomp
Yeah im in 4 player / variants section is crazyhouse just not there
Can I send u a song . there was a guy who said the people who don't know hindi or urdu can even get vide of this song
How do I get poo color name
Let's see that man was right or not
that pakistani singer
yeah but he is great
Someone join me in voice chat to play a game.
yeah ik
do u listen to him
yes
hardrock
What do you all Prefer D4 or e4?

Everyone says this when I sent this song to a girl she said I am addicted to this song
E4
anyone wanna play any elo
💀
E4 is for aggressive play and D4 for positional play
Cute ducky
e4 is great
Listen to these
no please stop bro
No it's mine
Nah
The btd6 one is good 👍 😊
yeah
anyone wanna play any elo
no
who reacted this to my image
this 11th game is feelin so risky rn
ok duck
||D||uck you @grim edge
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to chill
im 4 points up but my king isnt castled
@grim edge don't bait that
Who is ur most listened artist?
My top 10 songs of all time

Is it me or did crazyhouse disappear from variants
Edit in her honor
pinky
yo why cant i change my profile picture???
Because you are under 5’5
Woah woah mind ur lagnuage he is the has the best pen game in dhh
6'2
pinky
Pick up pick pick up,
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💀pinky
Is it me or did crazyhouse disappear from variants
Wut
i am not fan of any
So don't say anything to my fav artitst
When I look in it I don’t see it
💀
well idk
Bruh that's triggering me and do u know that's racism. Do u know why they call him pinky
?

It shows: 4 player chess, Chaturaji, 4PC Max, 4P Giveaway, self partnering, and custom
that's me
thanks for deleting it he was calling my fav artitst pinky bcz he is white in colour
mostly spamming
but yeah
anyway
anyone wanna play any elo
brozar
music is haram
this timeout thing is boring
bcs we are tourney soldiers
oops sorry
look at my profile
I never heard of these songs
sorry @upbeat viper
is ok
flashbang just aren't fun
hmm... time to make it all white
also sorry @grim edge
Guys I just heard about ryan school news anyone wants to know what happened
🥵
but i am batman
this is a news of 2017 there was a 11th grade 16 year old boy who had exam that day he was stressed. he thought he would fail so he wanted to exam to be cancelled so he murdered a 6 year old boy to stop the exam. People in India are going mad day by day(me too)
yeah he was scared of exam so he murdered him
gud luck
Duck what's ur age ?(real)
really? I am also 14 but u are more famous
Which section has crazyhouse
Nk or Duck ?
search...
Ok
what
or something like atomic
yes he got arrested but first they arrested a bus driver but then it came out that a 16 year old boy murdered him
karare khao 🧏♂️
Can’t find atomic either
Who wanna match?
why ? he was a murderer
it's in the section where you make games
click on standard
it is written in the rules to keep it chess related what is that murder crime violence?
Hmm
Wdym
Bruh who are u? I just shared information + there is also a rule you can't make joke about someone's death I didn't make a meme i just gave him info
this isn't a news reporting channel
click on new game
then click on custom
then click on standard
Ik but who tf is this guy to me
mate in 255
hello chat
yeah sharing about violence where every age group people are
Real deal if u don't know how to talk to me then just don't ping me
uh
sleep.. while imagining someone next to you..?
👍I don't like this attitude
what do you even mean by that?
I KNEW IT
wuts that
don't promote violence
I don't like ur attitude put in your pocket
I KNEW IT
nothin'
are you 8?
hahahahahahahahahaha no
This?
Bro do u know 8 years can't use dc ? + these type of things are used by kids in fight
Hehe
That guy was right
they can
But it's against rules
😂???
We need premium to listen along with someone ?
Indian experts please help me
in what?

sup guys
Can you help me sir? I'll verify you my credit card number
- once I had virus and the hacker was watching "How to download Adobe photoshop" and he was giving views on small youtubers
are you trolling or asking for help?
No pls no credit card things
💀
👋
yo guys do u guys also have the free nitro offer
I need help sir
Then I turned on my mc cafe and log out my gmail
ik what your trying to do
Is ur pc hacked ?
Yes
yes
Log out ur gmail then and leave this text in ur pc 😂 I did the same
Please help
u clicked any link ?
?
Guess the elos
ig u are trolling
just delete that desktop screen sharing softwares
they aren't hackers they are just scammers
Some Indian expert controls my pc. He's from Microsoft not scammer
this is not windows 11 I guess Lmao
they hacking you and you are using discord? 💀
?
Who wanna match?
Please help
does everyone have the nitro sub offer?
stop that ik what you're trying to do
What
Wanna match?
yes
epic
how to create gif?
💀
person below me likes men
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Name: James Calvert (cpc316)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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Rapid: 774 (918 peak)
Blitz: 1604 (1607 peak)
Bullet: 2443 (2443 peak)
didn't fall for it
volume off
e
@ebon bear is scammer
Mine looks better
does anybody wanna play a chess game
@polar oxide @fading roost scammer @ebon bear
proof?
I hate chess
Just won 6 rapid in a row 9 including unrated
oh ok
u will get banned now for pinging them ping server mods in this case
not richard and kassa
lol im going to count how many times you say no
specially Richard he is busy in doing work
This guy is scammer @ebon bear
yo these a spider on my keyboard
🤦♂️
hello chat
Bro I don't like this guy real deal but I am sure he is not scammer
bcz I know u are a liar or you are a kid
He scams in DMs
who don't understand things
How do I know if I connected my acct right?
person below me likes men
i am scammer because i didn't go along with troll?
sned me proof
im so eepy
show the dm
U are not rn U get a role of connected
💀
do /connect @ebon bear@upbeat vortex for connected role
@ebon bear this anime kid is scammer
It says connected
bruh do u want timeout
he didn't scam u in server
thirty bucks
- there is no proof he is scammer
I dont fear you
thirty dollars in government bonds
he is just lieing because i didn't go along with troll
yo when will I get my double booster fr
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Bro that's nice but I didn't say that u fear me ?
us government bonds don't try to cheat me outta anything
Ur username bro
thank you whoever did 🙏
You basically asked for me to me to say that
oooh 88.8
Ohh nice we Have a group called We are Indians fear us
Don't lose your queen
@ebon bear are u Indian ? do u want to join We are Indian fear us group ?
How do I join
wait I'll show his dm
come in my dm
I am German you should fear me
are u Indian
check dm
Ye
bro wtf just ping @servermod
What's your problem Pajeet
💀🤦♂️be more louder
It's Pajee + keep it english
He sent me the ss so I stand with @ebon bear
Ig this wait for luck guy is scammer
hello chat
i didn't even accepted dm and he saying i scam in dms 🤦♂️💀
@ebon bear scammer
be louder
@upbeat viper
Timeout this man he is spamming and pinging richard
I stopped himm from doing this but he isn't stopping
beat my friend in 7 moves 💀

